ETH DENVER

[Anonymous No.53901089]

will there be a stream for the chainlink presentation in 3 hours and 12 minutes? right now there is a livestream on twitch
https://www.twitch.tv/ethereumdenver

[Anonymous No.53901102]

>>53901089
There better be.

[Anonymous No.53901114]

the slides are the same, just watch an old recording (increase sergey circumference to get even closer to the real thing)

[Anonymous No.53901157]

>>53901089
There's a midget talking and giggling on a couch. Every time I go to Twitch I see vile goblins JUST CHATTING and it makes me sick.

[Anonymous No.53901166]

>>53901089
https://twitter.com/0xPolygon/status/1631045305943871489
12 minute presentation by Kemal. posted 20 mins ago

[Anonymous No.53901256]

nice

[Anonymous No.53901356]

>>53901089
nobody cares about shitlink

[Anonymous No.53901373]

>>53901356
at least you and me do

[Anonymous No.53901381]

>>53901256
A deep dive into the Ganges on Caturday sounds amazeballs.

[Anonymous No.53901383]

>>53901356
You care enough to click on this thread and solve the captcha just to comment

[Anonymous No.53901416]

>>53901381
>A deep dive into the Ganges on Caturday sounds amazeballs.

this sir knows how to party

[Anonymous No.53901438]

>>53901089
you know what won't be talked about?
swift
kek

[Anonymous No.53901462]

>>53901438
ser I will swiftly be kicking your bottom dear

[Anonymous No.53901493]

>>53901089
2 hours 30 minutes to go

[Anonymous No.53901523]

>>53901089
Looks like a lot of baggies are hopeful about this event.
>it will boost my bags, it just will OK!?

[Anonymous No.53901526]

>>53901493
yikes

[Anonymous No.53901545]

>>53901256
Buddy, just because Google is using chainlink doesn’t mean Google is using the link token

[Anonymous No.53901557]

>>53901438
Yeah nah, just AWS, Google cloud, and Meta lol

[Anonymous No.53901568]

>>53901089
Someone better transcript this shit

[Anonymous No.53901574]

>>53901545
Lol this cope

[Anonymous No.53901598]

>>53901568
dw transcript anon here, I'm on the case

[Anonymous No.53901695]

>>53901598
Based, doing gods work

[Anonymous No.53901700]

>>53901598
Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.53901750]

>>53901598
false

[Anonymous No.53901782]

>>53901598
>we should market in a very labor intensive fashion
>im here bros dw ;)
this is so fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.53901894]

>>53901782
this probably makes sense in punjabi

[Anonymous No.53901968]

>>53901557
>checks price: $7
Lmaooooo nice usage bro. There sure is a lot of demand for these very valuable tokens which are guaranteed to be $1000 eoy

[Anonymous No.53902311]

chainlink Fucktions

[Anonymous No.53902946]

>>53901545
this. get FUCKED stinkers.

[Anonymous No.53903076]

WHERE'S THE STREAM

[Anonymous No.53903182]

>>53902946
SEX WITH NICOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53903197]

https://medium.com/google-cloud/on-chain-web3-marketing-with-google-and-chainlink-ca37dcb83f94

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53903250]

>>53903197
yes I can't wait to vote a dog for president

[Anonymous No.53903364]

>>53903197
Actually huge

[Anonymous No.53903377]

>>53903364
>>53903250
>>53903197
>dumps

[Anonymous No.53903391]

$Cult is there, ask about them.

[Anonymous No.53903394]

I accuse myself of the following crimes:

I seduced ETH Foundation members of both sexes. I’ve been to the NSFW fur pit areas. I deliberately contracted syphilis at ETH Denver in order to spread the disease to my partner and other ETH Foundation members. Together with other Chainlink agents, I have counterfeited ERC-20 shitcoins, censored blocks, spammed the blockchain, guided hackers to sweet spots, and bribed white hats into giving me alpha exploits by means of coded signals.

I stand here, a victim of the influence of Sergey Nazarov the Betrayer, guilty on all counts.

I’m glad I was caught. I was mentally deranged. Now I am cured. I took off my fur suit. I stopped dancing.

I ask only for you to accept my love of our leader Vitalik. I ask only to be shot while my mind is still clean.

[Anonymous No.53904269]

How to Tell if the Chainlink Token is Needed

Step 1:
Evaluate if Chainlink nodes are performing services for clients, Y/N. If "yes", then the only token that Chainlink's network allows them to be paid in is LINK, meaning that the clients serviced must provide payment in the form of the LINK token for the services in question. Congratulations, you now understand LINK. If you have contentions with this or are merely curious, proceed to Step 2.

Step 2:
Not a necessary step. If you have a problem with Step 1, this is where you come to have a meltdown. Apparently, if you have come to this step on the pretense of contentions with Step 1, you cannot leave; you remain stuck in Step 2 for the apparent remainder of your life while everyone who understood and accepted Step 1 either bought LINK and became prospective of LINK's exciting opportunities across all platforms utilizing or relating to distributed ledger technology, or didn't and moved on. You may think that Chainlink's network could, in theory, simply accept other forms of payment than LINK, and you are entitled to this opinion—however, it is not how things work, and to say that this could be the case is as speculative as saying that Ethereum miners could, theoretically, if only it were coded and introduced into Ethereum's protocol, accept payment in the form of some other blockchain's native currency. For anyone stuck in Step 2, it is apparently incomprehensible that this will not come to pass; seeing any evidence that the LINK token is, in fact, already very firmly embedded into Chainlink's routine operations allows the subject to stay fresh in their minds. The ongoing success of the Chainlink network likely ensures that they will remain stuck on the matter for as long as they live.

[Anonymous No.53904553]

>>53903197
>OOOO WTFWT?! YOU HAD 20 YEARS!!

[Anonymous No.53906022]

>>53901598
>>53901695
>>53901700
>>53901750
>>53901782

anons I was just kidding, I hope someone else recorded it because I sure didn't