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[Anonymous No.53899028]

>starting a new job
>employer requires drug test, tells me to go to a specific clinic
>already did this a bunch of times so i know how it works
>standing in line waiting for the piss test, i have to go into a stall and piss in a cup while a male nurse watches
>line moves up, its almost my turn
>some guy takes out a piss jar from his jacket and says "here you go" tries to give it to the nurse
>"sorry I cant accept it, we need to supervise you while you pee to make sure its yours"
>guy gets visibly agitated
>"come on man, please"
>"sorry i cant"
>"but Ive done this a million times, ive never had a problem!"
>"im sorry sir, according to protocol..."
>guy keeps arguing, says he already peed so he wont be able to pee again for a while (lol)
>"theres a water dispenser in the hallway, just drink some water and wait"
>"no man, come on"
>he keeps arguing until security arrives and tells him to leave

Why do people do this to themselves?

[Anonymous No.53899125]

>>53899028
Not doing drugs has been the easiest fucking thing in my life and has probably had the highest ROI of any decision I've ever made. I genuinely pity the poor souls who have willingly consigned themselves to a lifetime of irreversible misery for a few fleeting moments of stupification.