/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53890547]

perfectly good food edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCC1wEHL3HUKmHBSTaHG2Bpw - News and events
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.53890573]

Check my station.

[Anonymous No.53890574]

non stock market related shit meme
lame thread kys

[Anonymous No.53890592]

I find it hilarious that I shilled CDIO nonstop on /smg/ yesterday and you anons laughed at me. Well enjoy your NVDA bags HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

[Anonymous No.53890610]

>>53890573
6/10

[Anonymous No.53890612]

>>53890573
>room status: Classy
>screen status:AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
wtf anon

[Anonymous No.53890613]

>>53890592
Hmm, looking at the archive it appears that was a total lie.

[Anonymous No.53890627]

Delete this.

Real thread is here.

>>53890597
>>53890597
>>53890597

[Anonymous No.53890629]

>>53890613
Check again chud and stay mad

[Anonymous No.53890631]

>>53890592
>mobile
>robinhood
Who the fuck would listen to you?

[Anonymous No.53890640]

>>53890627
nice

I knew op is a nigger

[Anonymous No.53890643]

>>53890612
>>53890610

[Anonymous No.53890646]

>>53890627
>>53890627
>>53890627
see
>>53890633
>>53890633
>>53890633
/smg/ to-do list for next week:

>complain about exchanges being closed on a public holiday
>">futures"
>post images of Jerome Powell
>shill Irish fruit stock
>early bake
>post lewd images of anime girls
>complain about losing money on natural gas futures
>complain that 0dte options five days a week is ruining markets
>gamble with 0dte options
>">futures"
>doxx each other
>post images of Elizabeth Holmes
>say racist things
>announce new thread, but actually link to Gamestop general
>">futures"
>double bake
>argue about which new thread to migrate to
>post lewd images of 3D girls
>post schizo things in all caps
>fake-doxx each other as part of a scheme to muddy the waters or honeypot each other
>slyly doxx each other by mentioning companies with similar names
>post images of the food truck girl
>express schadenfreude about anons who lost money speculating on earnings reports
>early bake again
>post more lewd images of anime girls
>">futures"
>spout nonsense about chart patterns and magic lines
>shill semiconductor stocks
>announce that dividends are your fren
>announce that dividends are irrelevant
>ask about good dividend stocks
>post lewd images of Lael Brainard
>early bake yet again
>">futures"

[Anonymous No.53890688]

Uh linebros… this seems suboptimal

[Anonymous No.53890705]

>>53890688
now do 20d 5m

[Anonymous No.53890710]

the lack of schizo posting is genuinely concerning

[Anonymous No.53890720]

NVDA is a fraud
New features like low latency for gaming or streaming games directly contradict each other and are useless crap. Probably the same shit with them jumping on the AI bandwagon. They don't have good new ideas and they know it.

[Anonymous No.53890721]

>>53890610
I need more screens.

[Anonymous No.53890726]

>>53890710
Blowout soon stalker

[Anonymous No.53890733]

https://www.google.com/finance/quote/CULT:CNSX
still looking where i can booooooy this
is there a website that gives overviews of listings?

[Anonymous No.53890768]

>$reta
bros

[Anonymous No.53890774]

>>53890646
I hiked 7 miles today and drank a couple beers with my dad while my 100% BOIL portfolio went up 2%, took a nap and gonna go to the gym.. but you missed

>pop in and post the image about 10,000 rats
>argue about which goyslop chains are the best
>challenge /smg/ to chess on lichess
>shill boil again
>if someone starts acting like a faggot then post pictures of your dick

See you take the Buffalo and ride on them. They can run for 5 hours and stomp all the rats

[Anonymous No.53890775]

I was busy today and didn't keep up with the markets, but I just looked at everything and it looks like one of those days where volume is low and nothing really happens so we drift upwards until some dumb faggot gets on live TV and says some hawkish bullshit and we basically close flat. Am I close?

[Anonymous No.53890778]

>>53890721
why do you still listen to sargon?

[Anonymous No.53890788]

this was a rough one, but it seems like it's back in the channel now.

[Anonymous No.53890794]

>>53890721
You don't. Multiscreen is larp.

[Anonymous No.53890801]

Reminder: We are getting the hard landing
Reminder: Unemployment will spike, causing a credit crisis
>pic related
Are you ready to get 'stupid slow', /smg/?
Did someone turn the spigot off for you, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53890803]

>>53890610
>11 outlets on a power strip
Jesus fucking christ what is this shit

[Anonymous No.53890806]

>>53890733
It could be that your brokerage doesn't offer it for some reason. I can't find it as well on XTB and Degiro

[Anonymous No.53890811]

NVDA's CEO relentlessly pumps "AI" & other bullshit on earnings just to hit the baggies with an offering.

Nice pump and dump you got there. He should be taken to the town square. A lot of these NVDA bulls are getting triggered. kek

Everyone should short nvda and fuck them up the arse. They deserve it.

[Anonymous No.53890820]

>>53890788
lol cope

[Anonymous No.53890826]

>>53890811
>AI is bullshit
>Shorting NVDA
Someone is mad they lost a shit ton of money on NVDA lmao

[Anonymous No.53890827]

>>53890629
There was no need for him to check again, but I checked and yes you are lying.

[Anonymous No.53890828]

>>53890811
I haven't found a single sentence in your post that I disagree with. Kek growth baggies

[Anonymous No.53890829]

>>53890775
0dte calls did a pump in the first half, it hit resistance, everyone realized 0dtes are fake and gay, so it dumped in the second half, then minutes before close everyone realized everything is fake and gay, so it dumped even more.

[Anonymous No.53890833]

>>53890775
Uhmm looks more like we tried to hold 400 and failed miserably and closed on new lows before the next leg down to 3750 like I've been saying for weeks...

Tlt/tmf were green... people are giving up on stonks maybe. Smart money should slurp BOIL but if you are a pussy just buy a bunch of those juicy 5% treasury notes and stop gambling on kike bags in a QT environment

Anyone else going to the gym tonight? It's the only gains the jews can't steal

[Anonymous No.53890840]

>>53890811
Doesn't seem to be affecting the stock that much (until they actually do the dilution of course.) SOXL calls

[Anonymous No.53890844]

>>53890801
Who will have the courage to turn the spigot back on?

[Anonymous No.53890846]

>>53890811
>up by 43% at 3 mo, 10+% on the week
>pump and dump

[Anonymous No.53890848]

>>53890778
They're entertaining.

[Anonymous No.53890849]

>>53890794
this. Multiscreen is only useful for porn

[Anonymous No.53890854]

>>53890547
Fuck I love rally’s.
>>53890573
>>53890643
Yeah you’ve got some taste, I’ll give you that. Real question: which state?
>inb4 lmao

[Anonymous No.53890856]

Guys I'm feeling good about this BOIL investment. I feel like things are looking up for me for once :)

[Anonymous No.53890868]

>>53890844
The clot shot injured millions of people. White people haven't had children for ages because their jobs and homes were undercut by browns.
Turning on the spigot will increase inflation, not improve the economy.

[Anonymous No.53890871]

>>53890801
You guys don't do shorts in the crypto pits. I guess the lava's too high. I'll be making so much money on puts if this occurs. God bless us, every one

[Anonymous No.53890873]

WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK BABY

[Anonymous No.53890892]

>>53890873
>biden
>"I will not allow it to default"

pfft we all know he's just a puppet. It will default so AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53890894]

AMC tanked AH :(

[Anonymous No.53890903]

>>53890873
Whatever biden says the market inverses him so the crash will be imminent.

[Anonymous No.53890906]

>>53890873
Kooky biden misspoke again, switch America with ukraine.

[Anonymous No.53890911]

>>53890806
ty ser
too bad i cant see shit without logging in after signing up to new ones

[Anonymous No.53890913]

>>53890592
If you had posted a cute anime girl I would have bought. I only read post with pictures, especially so with cute anime girls.

[Anonymous No.53890916]

SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53890917]

>futures

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53890918]

>>53890801
>textiles
>literally pays $12/hr
>absenteeism is high
>It's hard to find good labor what gives

Not sure if a jew or boomer wrote this but either way I hope their sweat shop burns down

[Anonymous No.53890920]

>>53890873
Isn't printing more money and destroying its value no different from default?

[Anonymous No.53890925]

>>53890894

[Anonymous No.53890929]

>>53890801
>Status: Hooked
>Spigot: Off
>Tigers: Hidden

[Anonymous No.53890931]

>>53890920
no

[Anonymous No.53890933]

So tomorrow we red?

[Anonymous No.53890939]

>>53890903
Stop losing money inverting Biden. He said $70/barrel and then I bought DRIP while you guys laughed. The glowniggers literally tell you what is going to happen before they do it.. it's part of their Jewish magic.. they have to let the goyim know so that they aren't at fault for their spells they cast.

Debt ceiling will be raised again. This is not bullish.

[Anonymous No.53890945]

>>53890920
We'll let the next generation worry about that

[Anonymous No.53890946]

https://apnews.com/article/politics-united-states-government-mike-gallagher-china-business-e9e4d4c5617bb1cd2ab237fd86f2fc6b

Those Blockworks schizos were right, they're gonna fucking ban Chinese stocks.

[Anonymous No.53890952]

>>53890920
>if the music keeps playing will people keep dancing?

[Anonymous No.53890956]

>>53890774
1x human with rifle
5x silverback gorilla

[Anonymous No.53890990]

>>53890956
What about the hawks? I'm still not convinced Silverbacks can "donkey Kong pound" 10,000 rats

[Anonymous No.53890995]

>>53890933
probably, RIVN fucked up their earnings

[Anonymous No.53891003]

4K is the top, where is the bottom?

[Anonymous No.53891015]

Here comes the INTC baggies!
Everyone give them a hand!

Yeah! Keep investing in dying companies. Buy the dip! Slay Queen!

[Anonymous No.53891019]

>>53890995
crap, still bagholding some of that. PLUG better be good tomorrow, I want to dump some bags.

[Anonymous No.53891021]

>Imagine being long the market here.

[Anonymous No.53891023]

>>53891003
When there's blood in the streets.

[Anonymous No.53891026]

>>53890946
kek bullish for stock crash

[Anonymous No.53891028]

>>53891003
Retest 3750-3800 for the 15th time in the last year and then its to be determined if ahhhhhh to new lows or not

[Anonymous No.53891029]

>>53890995
>he thinks the market gives a FUCK about RIVN

[Anonymous No.53891033]

>>53891021
imagine

[Anonymous No.53891037]

if SPY hits 390 tomorrow i will get circumcised

[Anonymous No.53891038]

>>53891003
Dunno, still surprised it went that high when last October it was almost 350 and economic conditions were all significantly better back then with lower rates. I feel like people are getting very desperate in their gambling at this point with money running low so we’ll probably keeping having days where they try to push it back up against reality.

[Anonymous No.53891040]

>>53891003
3720 = 200 week moving average
3393 = precovid high
between these two

[Anonymous No.53891044]

Lets hear it for the schizos
What can I say, they were totally right.

We are a whopping 16% from ATHs. It truly is over.

[Anonymous No.53891060]

>>53891026
I'm just spitballing, but what if China has some inkling of self-preservation and, in retaliation, say, temporarily shuts down all of Apple's factories for a couple months?

Like how the West tried all kinds of gay little carveouts with the tantrum sanctions against Russia, but in (cold) war the enemy gets a vote.

[Anonymous No.53891064]

I stopped drinking caffeine and I have been having really vivid lucid dreams. In the last one I was in an arcade and there was this machine that was broken and money kept coming out of it and then I got drunk and went to a massage parlor and this Asian lady jerked me off with warm oil

I dunno guys caffeine is pretty trash drug desu. These dreams are better than anxiety and poor quality sleep. Short Starbucks. They will do bad in the coming depression

[Anonymous No.53891077]

>>53891064
careful with lucid dreams. unlike normal dreams you can actually hurt yourself

[Anonymous No.53891084]

>>53891060
I need them to invade taiwan to save my portfolio. Occidental's CEO just refuses to queef glitter for us humble starving oil investors.

[Anonymous No.53891088]

>>53891037
If SPY hits 300 this month I’m buying a lambo and getting it wrapped with Murdoch Murdoch memes and have “/biz/“ as a license plate.

[Anonymous No.53891094]

>>53891003
This is an asset bubble chart. We're going to return to the second top, which is probably around 4400. After that, we're going to fall past 3200 and probably to the 2250 range (pre-covid highs). All the market gains right now is from the funny money printer; we still have to foot the bill from what the 2007 crash did to us. Realistically, I can see it hitting 1650 before the absolute bottom and a decade of crabbing.

[Anonymous No.53891102]

>>53891064
why didn't you just take the hanging bishop

[Anonymous No.53891111]

>>53891060
Communists have no such inclination. Commie history is full of dieing by the millions for stupid reasons.

[Anonymous No.53891118]

>>53891094
we will be at ATH summer/fall 2024 that's the only thing that's certain in this world

[Anonymous No.53891120]

>>53891021
I'd go long in his market if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.53891121]

>>53891029
AMZN cares about RIVN to an extent, so kinda

[Anonymous No.53891124]

>>53891094
Holy fuck you're retarded

[Anonymous No.53891126]

>>53891102
I played a perfect game. 98.4 accuracy sirs. My last move before he resigned was taking a hanging knight.

The bishop hanging isn't even the best next move it would be to knight fork the king and rook. He is totally fucked his whole board is hanging basically

[Anonymous No.53891131]

>>53891064
If you like having crazy vivid dreams take some magnesium before you go to sleep. I take ZMA every night and have the most insane vivid dreams

[Anonymous No.53891139]

>>53891003
3200~2000

[Anonymous No.53891145]

>>53891111
Buddy, my only concern with millions dying is the effect on labor supply and budget numbers. But the point here is that we may not only see economic war escalation from dopes in Washington but also from dopes in Beijing.

And we're talking shit that falls short of FDR-tier oil embargos or market dumping 1.5 trillion in treasuries which will nevertheless fuck over our portfolios.

[Anonymous No.53891149]

>>53891145
>>53891111
But how could they do that it would be antisemetic to shut down the factories!

[Anonymous No.53891151]

>>53891111
One time Mao killed all the sparrows in China, just because. Then they struggled for a few decades. Then they partnered with us and began stealing things from the workplace

[Anonymous No.53891158]

>>53891149
Well, unless a large number of synagogues happened to open speculative long TOPIX/short Hang Seng positions.

[Anonymous No.53891159]

>>53891003
best I can do is 2800

[Anonymous No.53891164]

>>53891151
China and India are a lot alike.
They take pride in stealing and scamming, overall adding nothing to the world. They are thieves.

[Anonymous No.53891174]

>the yield curve hasn't been this inverted since the 1980s
>eternal cope bears addicted to QE: "The pivot will come any day now!!!"

[Anonymous No.53891177]

>>53891126
the knight can't fork the king and rook because of the bishop sir

[Anonymous No.53891186]

>>53890873
They should legally be required to disclose who actually controls him and his Twitter/teleprompter speeches and so on.


Who do you think it is? Obviously they are Jewish but I mean specifically what people do you think actually write the things he says? It’s obviously not him. The press piool and also congress should investigate who actually is saying this stuff.

[Anonymous No.53891190]

>>53891124
>>53891118
I know the future as well as you do. Only time will tell, frens

[Anonymous No.53891195]

$ES $NQ $YM Look at them. Just look at them. haha

[Anonymous No.53891199]

>>53891177
Its his move. I assume he saves the bishop to a4. The unpaired bishop is absolutely cucked and a non issue. Moving the rook to c3 makes the bishop beyond cucked and taking the hanging knight was more powerful.

So he goes bishop a4 then I go knight e2 and take the rook. Next is probably rook to a3 taking the hanging pawn and attacking the bishop.

[Anonymous No.53891207]

>>53891077
Hurt yourself how?

[Anonymous No.53891211]

>>53891164
In one way, I can understand their story. They tell themselves this story that they have just endured the 'century of humiliation' and it was the West who caused this, which is partially true. England imported all sorts of opium in the 19th century and they fought wars about it.

So they think they are justified. India, I don't know. Maybe it's the same ooga booga Englandman story. But it's really decoupling them from us. I've noticed that Indian News Network being very anti-American lately.

Can't be good for business relations. So much for the India ETF, or Vietnam for that matter. I checked.

[Anonymous No.53891222]

>US 10Y up 26 pips

[Anonymous No.53891226]

>>53891211
The fact that every sane capitalist fled China in the late 40s and every ethical person starved to death in the 60s probably changed Chinese genetics a lot..

[Anonymous No.53891228]

TSLA looks like a prime example of accumulation distribution. Bulls think we are still in the distribution phase.

[Anonymous No.53891237]

>>53890573
here mine

[Anonymous No.53891241]

>>53891207
>be lucid dreaming
>Climbing a rocky mountain
>fall and scrape my knee
>wake up, knee still feels intense pain for another hour

[Anonymous No.53891242]

>>53891237
>>53890573

[Anonymous No.53891246]

>>53891131
I take a multivitamin at night with my last meal. Probably related. Lucid dreams are fucking rad I always ask people if they can have them.. I think it's like internal monologue... it's a good test if someone is an NPC or not

>>53891211
Failed eugenics experiment on a large scale on China. They killed all but the most obedient cucks and now everyone has a micro penis and is incapable of doing anything other than selling gutter oil or scamming for a living

[Anonymous No.53891250]

>>53890946

Let's see what China's response is next week

>China will begin the annual meeting of its top legislative body on March 5 in the capital Beijing, official state media Xinhua News Agency reported on Saturday.

>The decision was made by the Standing Committee of the National People's Congress (NPC) on Saturday, and the proposed agenda includes reviewing a government work report and a draft of the 14th Five-Year Plan, China's blueprint for economic and social development, according to Xinhua.

[Anonymous No.53891253]

>>53888888
Who

[Anonymous No.53891256]

tell me you secrets SMG (im not a fed)

[Anonymous No.53891259]

Could you boomers stay the fuck out the crypto threads please or can we get separate boards already.

[Anonymous No.53891261]

how fucked is nvda tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53891264]

>>53891222
>US 2Y up 36 bepispips

[Anonymous No.53891273]

>>53891250

[Anonymous No.53891276]

>>53891241
>a dream where you can do anything you want and you are totally in control
>you die

Anon...

[Anonymous No.53891277]

>>53891264

[Anonymous No.53891278]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53891283]

>Futures.

[Anonymous No.53891294]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U391vYN1u_8

[Anonymous No.53891299]

>>53890774
What if you're near the top of an erupting volcano with a river of lava flowing down one side, and lava surrounding the base of the volcano, so the buffalo are at risk of falling into it? Everything you pick starts next to you, and everything you don't pick starts near the bottom. There's plenty of cover against the hunter and some loose rocks, but not enough to start an avalanche.

[Anonymous No.53891302]

>>53891226

>The families of China’s pre-Communist elite remain privileged
>The old elite suffered under Mao, but their descendants are prospering

>in a working paper titled “Persistence through Revolutions”, a group of scholars based in America, Britain and China find that Mao’s social re-engineering had a less lasting impact than might be supposed. The grandchildren of the pre-Communist elite have largely regained the status their families once enjoyed. They are a lot more educated and wealthy than other households. Their values and attitudes also differ from the descendants of those who had lower social standing before 1949. They are less bothered by inequality, more entrepreneurial, more pro-market, and more inclined toward individualism and a belief in success through hard work.

https://www.economist.com/china/2020/09/17/the-families-of-chinas-pre-communist-elite-remain-privileged

[Anonymous No.53891306]

>>53891242
So the best part of this image is that there is "artwork" on the fridge. This implies a child lives in the hoard. But if we look at the "artwork" from the child it's just totally chaotic scribbles.. Definitely symbolizing the chaotic hoard he was unfortunately born into. Also the mental ability of the child in their formative years is definitely questionable because of the neglect from the absentee parents. Probably a grandma taking care of the kid because mom is a whore druggie screnario. Never had a chance

[Anonymous No.53891305]

Press F for F

https://youtu.be/aH1eoQz9g14

[Anonymous No.53891321]

>>53890610
all this to to lose money

[Anonymous No.53891326]

>>53891306
You can also notice tons of liquor bottles. Grandma's a drunk, daughters a drunk, kid born and mom runs off leaves the kid with drunk crazy grandma. Sad. Many such cases

[Anonymous No.53891330]

>>53891302
We are lucky the retard commies took power otherwise China would have fucking owned the west by now

[Anonymous No.53891332]

>>53891302
If you've got a yard with flowers and grass, then you uproot all the tall flowers, it doesn't really matter that your remaining flowers are taller than the grass; you'd still have some short ass flowers.

[Anonymous No.53891333]

>>53891261
prolly depends on the Manufacturing PMI 30min after the open

>LET'S GO DIXIE

[Anonymous No.53891364]

>>53890610
That is a fire hazard. And you are literally being slowed cooked by the high frequency transit, magnetic and electric fields. In 25 years your brain will be roasted and you will never make it.

[Anonymous No.53891386]

Futures are just noise until the pre-premarket opens at 4am est

[Anonymous No.53891388]

>>53891299
Well you definitely have to take the hawks. I would have to theorycraft the rest... but hawks are mandatory and buffalo are horrible in that scenario

[Anonymous No.53891391]

I had a lucid dream that I went to a whorehouse but they were all fat and gross. Then some douche bag was trying to convince me to lose my virginity anyway for his tik tok.

[Anonymous No.53891392]

>>53891364
>high frequency transient

[Anonymous No.53891396]

>>53891391
Bullish?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53891400]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53891404]

uhm, SPXS bros? WW@?

[Anonymous No.53891408]

>>53891364
Ok schizo, give me some predictions for the next few days.

[Anonymous No.53891410]

>>53891302
>and a belief in success through hard work.
Lmao
>be already more educated than other people
>already have more connections and buttsex with other important people
>use that to become a communist intelligentsia
>get rich (again) because all the poorfags can't compete
>your grandson dabs on their grandson because he's rich
>you and your family believe you "worked really hard" to get there among the communist elites
Lol

[Anonymous No.53891418]

>>53891410
have a (((You)))

[Anonymous No.53891422]

>>53891186
Are you serious? It's literally Obama.

[Anonymous No.53891425]

>>53891211
>So they think they are justified. India, I don't know. Maybe it's the same ooga booga Englandman story. But it's really decoupling them from us. I've noticed that Indian News Network being very anti-American lately.
I hope so
>stop importing scammy jeets and uppity chinks
>leave them to design their own shit
>they fall apart because their economy is literally based on industrial spying/sabotage
Now we just need to take half the mexicans and send them back, replace them with poles.

[Anonymous No.53891431]

>>53891391
Anon if you are still a virgin you probably should fuck a fat girl to start. She will be nice to you and show you the ropes and let you get comfortable without judging you and then you will have confidence to move on from practice girls to real girls. Your dreams are very insightful and you should listen to them.

Tik tok is gay though

[Anonymous No.53891433]

>>53891404
get ready for black Thursday

[Anonymous No.53891438]

>>53891418
Have a "go fuck yourself"
>2023
>boomers literally only rode off their parents and the reagan spending bubble
>"if you just work hard u win"
Kill yourself nigger, why don't you go do some unpaid overtime I'm sure corporate will notice and appreciate it.

[Anonymous No.53891439]

>>53890873
Lol lmao

[Anonymous No.53891443]

>>53891364
My upstairs bedroom was next to power lines and I’m not ratarded

[Anonymous No.53891448]

>>53891438
quiet chud. your genetics are of poor quality.

[Anonymous No.53891462]

>overwhelming desire to sell

The bottom is near. I'm not folding this time bros. Last time I had this feeling and sold shit literally bounced back the next day. I've learned my lesson.

[Anonymous No.53891463]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53891467]

>>53891332
>China has been running the world's largest and most successful eugenics program for more than thirty years, driving China's ever-faster rise as the global superpower. I worry that this poses some existential threat to Western civilization. Yet the most likely result is that America and Europe linger around a few hundred more years as also-rans on the world-historical stage, nursing our anti-hereditarian political correctness to the bitter end.

https://www.edge.org/response-detail/23838


>>53891330
maybe. However, if commies didn't take China over they might be a loud mass of corruption and cacophony like India.

[Anonymous No.53891473]

>>53891433

[Anonymous No.53891486]

>>53891467
>China is running an eugenics program to make their society better
>Jews in the West are running an eugenics program to make society worse so they can be rulers of a realm of garbage instead of plebians in paradise

Huh

[Anonymous No.53891488]

>>53891433
>get ready for black
>Monday
>Tuesday
>Wednesday
>Thursday
>Friday

[Anonymous No.53891492]

Well /biz/, turns out I bought 40 shares of INTC and 6 of GOOGL in my semi-lucid ambien state in my ROTH before going to sleep while browsing comfy /smg/. Truth is I was sitting on all cash, didn’t want skin in this game until snp dipped til 3500. I do think Intel will be good investment a couple years out but the short term pain I’ll suffer watching the blood has me leaning towards selling back next green day

[Anonymous No.53891495]

>>53891467
>everyone short
>everyone feminine
>micropenis standard issue
>never question the government

Very successful. Superpower soon

[Anonymous No.53891498]

>>53891462
This is the bottom, buy the dipperino mumu

[Anonymous No.53891503]

>>53891443
I beg to differ. That is why you went long NVDA.

[Anonymous No.53891514]

>>53891495
Why do you think they've been busy doing CRISPR for years while everyone else was worried about the WuFlu

https://www.science.org/content/article/crispr-bombshell-chinese-researcher-claims-have-created-gene-edited-twins

>>53891486
The more you know...

[Anonymous No.53891517]

>>53891488
Black history month is over. Enough already

[Anonymous No.53891522]

>>53891463
Aww, what the heck. It's real. I prefer to think of animals here. Puppies are oft acceptable

[Anonymous No.53891524]

China just birthed a baby golden bull.

[Anonymous No.53891526]

>>53891486
The west has free market eugenics while China had government eugenics. Government fails at anything it does. Every generation in the west gets taller, faster, stronger and every generation in the west every physical milestone increases to new records never thought possible.

Olympians marry Olympians. Women choose height. It's definitely a thing. Zoomers kids will be 6'3'' average

[Anonymous No.53891530]

kek look at my workstation setup. I got bloomberg and everything. Candlesticks and shit.
Still poorfag.

[Anonymous No.53891534]

>>53891495
Don't forget 10s of millions more men than women so the word incel doesn't do a generation justice. More like clone troopers.

[Anonymous No.53891535]

>>53891526
kek

[Anonymous No.53891551]

>buy calls at 395
>sell them and buy puts at 400
>rinse repeat
it's that easy, we are in crab zone and won't make any major moves until march 15
loaded calls at close see you tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53891553]

>>53891495
>Come on!
>Come up with some ideas!
>Go against us! Push back with some ideas!
>The teacher becomes the student, come on!

[Anonymous No.53891555]

>>53891524
Goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.53891559]

>>53891211
Even discounting the opium period Chinese history fucking sucked for the commoners. Every 150 years there's a huge famine and internal strife or barbarians end up invading successfully

[Anonymous No.53891565]

>>53891551
Calls at 3750-3800 and puts at 4150-4200. Anything in-between you are just a gambling retard until the line picks a direction.. which I think it has.. down.. your calls will expire worthless

[Anonymous No.53891568]

>>53890946
how many kikes do we have on this committee? this is important

[Anonymous No.53891570]

>>53890547
So not only are you fucking the next person's food up, you just cross contaminated the mayo so everybody else eats shit too.

Mann, fuck wagies. Automation can't get here soon enough, im tired of worrying about whether or not some fucking sociopath is making my food.

[Anonymous No.53891582]

>>53891305
then you combine that shit with delinquencies on loans, credit debt bubbles and all time low savings. This shit is going to have a big domino effect later this year.

[Anonymous No.53891585]

>>53891551
we've made several lower highs but are near lines of support. It could very well be bearish tomorrow if it stays under.

[Anonymous No.53891593]

>>53891570
Imagine the perfect robot burgers that actually look like the menu photo. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.53891595]

>>53890946
>>53891524
bullish or bearish for YANG gang

[Anonymous No.53891598]

>>53891582
And I'm gunna slurp it all!

[Anonymous No.53891617]

>>53891595
bearish. that is bad really bad for bears.

[Anonymous No.53891620]

>>53891570
stop eating shit and cook for yourself.

[Anonymous No.53891633]

>U.S. Postal Service plans to buy 9,250 EV Ford, $F, delivery vehicles, per CNBC

Oh boy, can't wait to see even more normies bitching about their deliveries being late KEK

[Anonymous No.53891640]

>>53891633
Looks like those goods got Diversified

[Anonymous No.53891642]

>>53891524
>>53891595
>>53891617

I was waiting to see if I'd get a pump to get back into YANG

[Anonymous No.53891648]

>>53891620
How to make good pan sauce for my chicken and rice?

[Anonymous No.53891660]

>>53891633
Come to think of it, I'm surprised some Jew hasn't attacked Ford for having an anti-Semitic name.

[Anonymous No.53891676]

buys calls on baba tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53891687]

>>53891648
cook you chicken in your pan and deglaze with a liquid that has gelatin in it for texture. Add salt and msg and butter. Add a bit of an acid if you want.

[Anonymous No.53891688]

Should I buy US defense and aerospace ETFs like ITA?

[Anonymous No.53891697]

>>53891660
Well I wouldn't put it past them in the future. I'm half convinced they refuse to help East Palestine because it has the word Palestine in it.

[Anonymous No.53891700]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53891702]

>>53891660
I'd rather they attack the idiots that are trying to force everyone to use those stupid EVs. They are such a goddamn ripoff and explode into a fireball because the batteries are so shit. Can't even really recycle them efficiently either iirc.

[Anonymous No.53891715]

>>53891633
>everyone looting is black
>only white people in the video are 2 white women and a white man that try to help the driver and stay at the end to talk to him

I can't stop noticing things

[Anonymous No.53891733]

this futures movement is fucking dumb

[Anonymous No.53891744]

Welp the legislature has a bill moving that would give me a 6% salary bump this year come july with another salary bump in july 2024 based on some cost of living study. Hey works for me. Considering the cost of almost everything has 2x'd just recently to say nothing of how many year's of inflation they base it on. 2024 is an election year as well so.. Lots of voters to win over.

[Anonymous No.53891751]

>>53890573

[Anonymous No.53891757]

>>53891633
I do love the hustle and bustle of a big city.

[Anonymous No.53891764]

>>53890573
Here's mine

[Anonymous No.53891768]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53891769]

>>53891744
>makes $20/hr
>brags about 6%
>like $40/week raise
>meanwhile has credit card debt and is always taking out loans
>wife makes more than you and wears the pants in the house so you have grown accustomed to spending beyond your means like a woman

Boomer coke anon your financial choices are cringe

[Anonymous No.53891792]

>>53891769
The real coke anon died 16 months ago to covid. This is just some imitator that keeps reposting the same useless list of stock tickers while putting on the same old classic dumb boomer persona.

[Anonymous No.53891796]

>>53891744
I love Coke Boomer posts because they're little sparks, embers of 105 IQ thoughts.

[Anonymous No.53891801]

>>53891364


I love your photo.

That's girls face is soo cute.
Where did you find that LMAO

But you are correct.

My father surrounded himself with
idiot screens + 5g cell phones
and guess what,
he got stomach cancer and lost
control of his shitter.

[Anonymous No.53891804]

>>53891792
I dunno he bought CCL and flipped it like a pro with me last year in October. The stock ticker list changed and he posted his cost basis on all his tickers for me once (they were literally all bags)

[Anonymous No.53891807]

>>53891768
tyfys

[Anonymous No.53891810]

>>53890688
NFLX puts I bought Dec 22 are suboptimal, but not dead?

[Anonymous No.53891813]

>Future

[Anonymous No.53891816]

>>53891633
Oh fuck I actually just read what you wrote. So the USPS was just given $3b to blow on a bunch of F trucks, likely to pay 15-20% above MSRP.

Disregard >>53891305, for awhile anyway.
Eventually though. Eventually.

[Anonymous No.53891833]

>>53891816
Smart. The USPS needs to mail out the check before Republicans claw back the money during debt ceiling negotiations.

[Anonymous No.53891840]

>>53891816
>fat bobo bear
>Chugs down green soda

what did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53891842]

>>53891833
>Republicans are fiscally conservative

Hilarious joke

[Anonymous No.53891858]

>>53891840
You want to go out right now and by a bottle of Squirt.

Long KO

[Anonymous No.53891857]

>>53891769
LOL. Actually I make more than that. And speaking of debt it's manageable. It's not like I'm forced to devote all my pay towards debt.I'm paying off the debt and still stuffing my retirement accounts at the same time. (and also enjoying life to so I'm not living check to check either). I've got just one loan. And just one credit card with a balance on it. My total credit use is a joke. It's not even half my limit.

[Anonymous No.53891862]

>>53891842
When it comes to symbolic green shit? Absolutely.

Now, funding for Israel, defense bloat, or the FDR and LBJ ponzi schemes certainly not.

[Anonymous No.53891874]

>>53891862
so all in defense contractors?

[Anonymous No.53891897]

>>53891833
I just want everyone to not raise the debt ceiling for once. that dumb game has gone on for far too long.

[Anonymous No.53891903]

>>53891874
>3x LETF on defense = DFEN
go nuts anon

[Anonymous No.53891909]

>>53891874
They're a safer bet than gimmicks like solar companies.

[Anonymous No.53891928]

>>53891857
It's a mater of principle. Yes I could pay off my loan and my credit card in full right now. And not give a damn. I could lose my total amount in my brokerage account and not give a damn about that either. But I could also keep my money in my bank account and just pay the balances off bit by bit cause one, the loan rate is very low, and two my credit card interest is not killing me any. It's not like I'm hurting money wise here you know. Sides I've got a dollar amount in mind I wanna hit in my bank account when I retire and taking money out would derail that. Why? Cause I can pure and simple.

[Anonymous No.53891936]

>>53891897
That dumb game is the market. If it didn't happen, you'd be out on your ass holding up scraps of cardboard with QR codes on them. The debt ceiling doesn't end until it reaches the moon anon. It's the way the system works since the 70s.

[Anonymous No.53891952]

>>53891903
I'll wait, don't think war is happening soon

[Anonymous No.53891969]

>>53891857
>>53891928

>my credit card is only at 50% of its
>Yeah I could pay it off but I would rather gamble on bags during qualitative tightening

>>53891936
Jerome Powell last year literally said "I don't know what the debt ceiling is but we aren't near it yet"

They will just raise the shit after arguing for months. Dems will get more hormones for transgender children and Republicans will get more money for Israel and everyone will sign the bjll

[Anonymous No.53891993]

>>53891936
Shut up bitch, my favorite songs on.

https://youtu.be/-0kcet4aPpQ

[Anonymous No.53892020]

>>53891969
LOL. my brokerage account is not the end all be all of my retirement. More like the 4th leg. Not the biggest leg of the 4 either. Like I said; I don't give a damn. The interest is not hurting me any. Why should I give a damn over puny interest when I'm hitting all my goals and living life without any strain?. Sides my salary is going up. Which means hey more extra money towards debt payments and whatnot.

[Anonymous No.53892056]

>>53892020
You could pay off your ccs and buy stock on margin and still come out like 20% ahead... you are fucking retarded dude. Very fortunate to have a government job where it's okay to be a retard

[Anonymous No.53892057]

>>53891969
>>53891993
The debt ceiling y'all worry about is an artificial construct, as much as the paper fiat money the world works on. It will continue. Because it literally has to. The world cannot function without it. Trust me, you're better off not worrying about it. Your money will be worth less, you'll be able to afford less and not have as many nice things as your boomer grandparents had but nothing is ending. It can't. If it did, it would be complete societal collapse. Nobody is letting that happen, because it means the end for everyone including the 1%. They will milk the cow indefinitely. It will go on forever, the fed will go brrrrr forever. It just has to. But each day that goes by, your money is worth less, your kids inherit fuck all and you don't get to own your beach condo that's only for the super rich. But life goes on, our system continues, money printer still goes brrr. Nothing changes, except for the fact that each passing generation has it worse off than their parents did. Enjoy your life, have fun, don't care about the system. You're not going to get drafted, there will be no WW3, you just will earn less and less even though your pay might increase it devalues. As it has done and always will do. The debt ceiling is an artificial construct, as is the paper fiat you all get paid every month. Buy some land, own a home and a nice car, buy the things you want while you can.

[Anonymous No.53892096]

>>53892057
Based and blackpilled.

[Anonymous No.53892115]

>>53891448
Slit your throat you worthless faggot.

[Anonymous No.53892133]

>>53892057
i agree, they'll choose inflation over defaulting every time, however is the interest on the debt really going to be that high like people are saying, or is the interest based on older rates?

[Anonymous No.53892135]

I wonder what TSLA will do Wed-Fri

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53892161]

>>53890646
Way to fucking ruin it. It's like there's no reason to show up for the rest of the week.

[Anonymous No.53892170]

>>53892057
>Buy some land, own a home and a nice car
Soon.

[Anonymous No.53892176]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53892184]

>>53892096
It's just how it is anon. I stopped caring about this stuff a long time ago. Doesn't mean I don't care about how to make money and live a good life. But I don't worry myself with things like the debt ceiling or the debasement of currency. When you realise that it's all a lie, you don't care any more. You just get on with things, but the only advice I can give you younger folks is if you want that car, buy it. Own a house as soon as you can, buy some land, raise a family. Invest in things you can hold in your hand, because our monetary system is entirely fiction. We value bits of paper. If you own land, it's yours. If you own a house, it's yours. If you have precious metals, in your gun safe, it's yours. Don't worry about things you cannot change. Don't fret about stuff you can't control. Be wise to the system, and use it to your advantage. Don't concern yourself with the fed or some construct the bankers came up with. It will continue as it always has done. Just be aware that your 'money' as it were is worth less and less while time goes on. That's why it's important to get on the property ladder, to own that home, to have the fancy shit you want while you're young. Because it aint ever going to get any better and that hasn't changed for generations.
>>53892133
The interest rates will go up and down like a rollercoaster brother, when things are aplenty and the economy is booming, rates will be good. When they've decided things are shit, they will fuck with you and make life difficult. Things are cyclical, in 2008 the world ended and people predicted doom and gloom, fast forward a few years and interest rates were at an all time low. It will happen again, the market always corrects itself. It's like waves in the ocean bro.

[Anonymous No.53892185]

>>53892133
>however is the interest on the debt really going to be that high like people are saying, or is the interest based on older rates?
https://twitter.com/LynAldenContact/status/1629163908849143812

About half of all debt matures in the next 3 years.

[Anonymous No.53892187]

>>53892057
The world existed before jews invented loaning money at interest and hopefully after ww3 in 3078 napoleon muhammad the fourth will kill the last banker and make interest haram

[Anonymous No.53892196]

>>53892187
interest is fine, just without jews

[Anonymous No.53892208]

>>53892187
kek, ok anon. I won't be around for that so I'll just live my life as I do every day. Enjoying the world around me and not worrying about WW3 or AI or whatever. I live for today.

[Anonymous No.53892215]

Whats with natural gas power crabbing? Also why isnt cheniere going up.. I felt like I made the safe decision but aside from the earnings suprise it quitely literally seemed perfectly priced in already

[Anonymous No.53892223]

>>53892215
>natural gas power crabbing
Anon, it's up like 30% in a week.

[Anonymous No.53892255]

>>53892208
I agree with almost everything you said except for
>its always been this way and it always will

It objectively hasn't always been this way and hopefully in the future (again it won't happen in our lifetimes) people will understand a debt based economy is a bad idea.

I do think the idea of hoarding and accumulating your wealth is fucking retarded. I always tell smg to click the sell button. I always tell smg to hit withdraw to checking after a big win. Enjoy life before you are old and your dick doesn't work

[Anonymous No.53892271]

You have no idea how short I am rn

[Anonymous No.53892276]

Really great investing grandpa tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsLCAmvN6lE

[Anonymous No.53892278]

>>53892170

[Anonymous No.53892289]

The Mango Habanero.


The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

It's. Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

[Anonymous No.53892291]

>>53892276
who the fuck is this boomer?

[Anonymous No.53892295]

>>53892223
Yes and no. Future already baked henry hub getting exported to japan and europe by april as Fremont finally came back online.

[Anonymous No.53892323]

CHINA's PMI ruining my shorts. goddamnit.

[Anonymous No.53892327]

>>53892295
>crabbing
What the fuck are you smoking?

[Anonymous No.53892329]

>Over a year into bobo's big crash
>the market is down 16% from ATH
Why the fuck are bobos such massive losers?

[Anonymous No.53892332]

Anyone find it funny the big guys of this century and last 20 years or so of 20th century that made it big were more connected then on a level of intellectual divine. And it reflects in the level of invention we have seen compared to pre 1970s or so? Yet the big guys get such a large cut despite the more worthless tier crap thats made just cause and you have bogleheads thinking indices mean anything anymore.

>but dude this tech company DESERVES a high valuation, these proooogramers think on a level way above you wagieeee

mhmm microsoft or nvidia "AI" is on par with cracking an enigma machine or skunkworks SR71. Every "company" founded from apple onwards is a collection of morons and psychopaths selling snake oil. Buffett is right to hold train stocks and coca cola divvies. Tech companies could crash another 50 percent.

[Anonymous No.53892339]

>>53891077
I had this lucid dream once where there was a tick on my arm. I ripped it off in the dream and woke up to realize i had ripped a giant mole off my arm. It bled like crazy.

[Anonymous No.53892343]

>>53892291
He traded in the 70s and 80s when interest rates where 20 fucking percent. Have a little respect.

[Anonymous No.53892345]

>>53892329
>the fed has explicitly said we are executing a soft landing 4200030204747382 times in the last year
>why does the line only go down slow

Really jogs the noggin

[Anonymous No.53892351]

>>53892327
I bought a deep call on LNG and its stock is crabbing after earnings. Its not even following the trend in brap gas daily.

[Anonymous No.53892352]

>>53892196
Islamic banking forbids collecting interest on loans. When I set up my brokerage account with Questrade, I bothered to read the fine print years ago, and there was a provision for having physical silver delivered to a synagogue of choice.
Usually, usury is defined as excessive rates, eg beyond 6% loan cost

[Anonymous No.53892360]

>>53892345
>Believe the Fed
Ok so you believe that we will have a 3-4% inflation target "no landing" because the Fed currently keeps leaking info that this is the new target? Glad you're not fighting the Fed bobo, welcome to the bull side. Since we know 3-4% is the new permanent inflation target we can conclude that inflating the debt away is the strategy and therefore we can long equities to be ahead of the curve for the giga pump.

[Anonymous No.53892372]

>>53892255
>opefully in the future (again it won't happen in our lifetimes) people will understand a debt based economy is a bad idea
I don't think it will. I mean, I think the average chud on the street will wise up to things, sure. But I don't think our system is changing any time soon. Even if you scream from the rooftops you're not going to take it any more there will be a thousand chuds that will still want life to continue on as it did before. Heck, most people will. Society will. The system works the way it does and nobody (except us) is going to care to change it or realise it. I'm diversified my fren. I own land, houses, stocks, precious metals. Because I hedge my bets. You and I know that things are bad, but you think the JP Morgans and Chase types will let you change things? They won't. We'll keep printing the fiat, we'll keep being the 99%, but things will get worse and worse for everyone who doesn't play the game. Treat the system the way it is, it's unfair, its' bullshit and we think it's unsustainable. But the system is built on fiction. On paper money, on lies. You have to play the game. But, if i'm wrong, then you played the game, you own your property and you got the things you wanted before it all collapsed right? You were a good wagie and you bought the things you wanted while you could. Before it collapsed. That's if I'm wrong and the fed didn't just press print on the copier forever. The system cannot collapse, because it would mean it collapses for everyone and you can bet your ass the people in power won't ever let that happen. Unless, and only if the people of this world decide that they've had enough. And I don't think we've got that power within us. Not yet anyway. So keep playing the game. Own the things you want, while you can.

[Anonymous No.53892375]

>>53892360
Target inflation is 2% and there will not be any rate cuts before then. If there are it's going to be because everything is broken and we black swan.. a rate cut is literally the bear scenario.

I think we crab back down to October lows and a bunch of shitcos are going to go under and people will get used to 5-5.5% interest being the new normal

[Anonymous No.53892378]

>>53892352
yea if you can keep inflation down, 6% should be good if it's a good loan

[Anonymous No.53892382]

>>53892375
>he hasn't seen all the no landing leaks
Oh no bobo, you're behind the curve. The new target is absolutely 3-4%, look at the massive amount of leaks from and articles with opinions from top economists shilling the no landing strategy. This is an organized effort from the Fed, the 2% target is abandoned and done.

[Anonymous No.53892393]

>>53892382
>don't listen to the fed some random youtuber jew told me 4%
Im not gonna reply to you anymore. You are a faggot

>>53892372
Watch the webm in the thread above of the looting of the Amazon truck. You can only put the boot on the poors so long until they drop out of the system and just start chimping out. They will kick the can down the road until all the boomers are dead but then I think things are gonna get pretty fucking weird

[Anonymous No.53892405]

>>53892382
>3-4% is the target
>also higher for longer!
>also no cuts
bullish melt up confirmed

[Anonymous No.53892407]

>>53892393
>are gonna get

[Anonymous No.53892420]

>>53892393
https://news.yahoo.com/david-rubenstein-says-the-fed-will-settle-for-tolerable-3-inflation-doesnt-see-imminent-recession-181303720.html
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-17/mohamed-el-erian-says-us-can-t-reach-2-inflation-without-crushing-economy
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/will-fed-manage-a-soft-or-hard-or-no-landing/2023/02/27/279477ea-b65f-11ed-b0df-8ca14de679ad_story.html

Cope, seethe, dilate. Don't fight the Fed, bobo, just go long now to frontrun the no landing 4% target.

[Anonymous No.53892437]

>>53892407
Anyone have the jpg of the anime shoop of the "you were dreaming, things are going to be so much worse" war jpg where they are riding in a military jeep or whatever

After social security collapses. After robots replace manual labor and 90% of jobs are obsolete. They make the case for utopia but it won't be.. it will be hundreds of millions of spoiled zoomer kids with no purpose in life throwing bricks at rich people

[Anonymous No.53892442]

>>53892420
You are the one fighting the fed you stupid faggot

>David Rubinstein said 4%

Rofl

[Anonymous No.53892452]

>>53892437
>Broccoli head style GI Generation government takeover

[Anonymous No.53892474]

>>53892393
>Watch the webm
I watched it anon. It's nothing new to me. Fuck me I saw people posting that they'd stolen a bag of rice and were proud of it. I just know that our society will continue the way it has done for decades now. You think that means anything to the bankers? it doesn't. They don't give a fuck about you and me, or them chuds stealing shit from Amazon. Fuck i'll be even Amazon doesn't care about that shit either. Because they're playing the game too. I repeat what I said earlier, own land, buy the things you want now. Don't think oh well maybe i should wait and things will get better. It won't. Use the system to your advantage. It ain't gonna get any better so why not invest in yourself (and if you have a family, them too). We live and we die. The world goes on, and the fed continues to press print on the great dollar printer. The day when the world rises up against 'the man' is a long ways away from today. And it's not getting any better, so why not use what we have now. If you own property, a nice house, a nice car then you're living for today. If the financial system collapses, and the world turns to shit (if it hasn't already) then you're better off owning the things you and your family need now, today. Shitcoin isn't saving the day, there will be no communist utopia where we all have everything we want and need and our governments are not our friends out to help us. It is, as it has always been, every man for himself. Feel free (no offence, I value and take on your input) to call me a douche, I just don't care about the fed or the way things are going. I'm playing the game, and I'm living for today because I could die at any moment and I don't care about the fed or the money printer, or the debt ceiling.

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>>53892442
Wrong, bobos are fighting the Fed. You had your little recession in 2022 and your small market crash, that's all you get you greedy bobo bitch nigger.

[Anonymous No.53892509]

>futures

getting real tired of eating crabmeat

[Anonymous No.53892523]

>>53892509

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>>53892523
What did this man do to get attacked by at least 9 crabs

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>>53892535
Grinding

[Anonymous No.53892545]

>>53892523
He bought a straddle and now must pay the price.

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>>53890873
Holy shit, I was waiting for this FUD to drop, so the debt ceiling will be the next black swan bear market drop to new lows.

[Anonymous No.53892553]

BTW, you could beat 10,000 rats with only like 100 crabs.

[Anonymous No.53892556]

>>53892543
>>53892523

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>>53892553
The Fed said that the rats and eagles is the right answer.

[Anonymous No.53892574]

YANG bros stay winning

[Anonymous No.53892583]

>>53890873
This has absolutely nothing to do with the markets. The markets ignore the debt ceiling deadline every single time.

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>>53892565
Markets were shocked Powell wrote off both bulls/buffaloes and bears.

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>>53892574
What would happen to the ETF if China stocks got delisted a la Russia? Would you get liquidated or paid out or what?

[Anonymous No.53892597]

>>53892594
Eh, most likely you'd just get nuked.

[Anonymous No.53892601]

>>53892594
Your shit works get rekt

[Anonymous No.53892604]

>>53892583
I don't want to go >THIS TIME ITS DIFFERENT, but it's still a valid systemic risk to consider, even if extremely remote. You don't want to overleverage yourself because there's a 0.00000001% chance of being wrong and it happens

[Anonymous No.53892611]

has anyone asked dan about the 10k rats?

[Anonymous No.53892629]

>>53892556

[Anonymous No.53892630]

If anyone is curious about when the debt crisis will actually happen, its when Americans adding to net growth are finally overwhelmed by Americans adding to net decline.
If you look at racial contributions to the economy you know what I mean.

We still have a while before that happens though.

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>>53892630
most of the debt isn't even gibs to racial minorities

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>>53892323
Dumo kpooper. They're devaluing the yuan again so of course it's going to go up.

[Anonymous No.53892668]

>>53892474
I have a new car with less than 10k miles. My parents will leave me a house. I don't want land or shiny rocks. Guns are cheap as fuck and hardly an investment. I am a minimalist in a non meme poor way.. I just don't want shit and have what I need. Between me and my friends we grow all the weed and mushrooms we could ever want. I'll waste money on whores and experiences but the rest of the rat race has never appealed to me.

I guarantee Amazon care about mass looting. I don't believe in a communist utopia but I see a rise of a militarized police state to suppress increasing rates of chimpouts and mass shootings.. it's already happened I'm not predicting anything crazy just acceleration

I'll be in the woods hiking while the mobs loot targets for flat screen tvs or whatever

[Anonymous No.53892680]

>>53892641
Using the law of large numbers and averages, you could probably calculate the number to the debt

[Anonymous No.53892683]

https://finsight.com/deal-65623-citigroup-inc-c-2023-1
>Citigroup issuing 7% bonds
Ah shit this is bad. We really are getting 2 50 benis bumps.

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>>53892668
>I don't want land or shiny rocks
Land is one of the best investments over time, whether it's what's on in, grown in it, or found beneath it.
Precious metals are a currency hedge. No position means you trust completely in the value of physical cash and the continued reliability of the digital economy. There's a trick, where you take 110 and subtract your age. That tells you the equity:bond ratio you should have. You don't have to use bonds, you could use GICs or currency swaps or precious metals instead.

>Guns are cheap as fuck and hardly an investment
Guns are not an investment, unless you're a collector. They're physical insurance.

[Anonymous No.53892704]

this futures melt 4yw4kup is BIG GAY

[Anonymous No.53892708]

>>53888725
>>53888725
>>53888725

[Anonymous No.53892713]

>>53892683
So whats the new junk bond payput

[Anonymous No.53892714]

>>53892708
I'll allow it

[Anonymous No.53892717]

>>53892708
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.53892719]

Baking!

[Anonymous No.53892723]

>>53892708

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>>53892723
>>53892717
>>53892714
If you think this was a worst /smg/ ever, wait until you see the next one

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>>53892725
I'll see you there, gayboy.

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>>53892713
I've been using bank bond issue to determine the terminal FFR. Most banks' recent issues have been around 5.5%, meaning a high 4/low 5 percent FFR is likely. This might just be an outlier because C is a horrible bank, but if other banks start issuing higher then we're in a world of hurt.

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>>53892725
No I actually lived through the worst /smg/ ever. This one isn't great, but it's far from the worst

[Anonymous No.53892751]

BAKE BAKE BAKE BAKE A NEW NEW NEW NEW

[Anonymous No.53892753]

got a turtlehead poking and i can smell it. it's solid, i think i'll keep it for a while

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>>53892708
Damn, you, false baker! I'll get you for this!

[Anonymous No.53892766]

asdf1234
>>53892765
>>53892765

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>>53892725
no one will bake, there will never be another smg

[Anonymous No.53892777]

>>53892766
>He baked

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>>53890873
Goy talk from his handlers - has it ever been more obvious?

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>>53890721
Window behind your monitor will give you eye strain and lead to headaches FYI