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>> No.53887392

nigger

>> No.53887400
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53887400

well you stuck the landing, baker
we can forgive that little mishap in your announcement post

>> No.53887404
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first for brokers(female)

>> No.53887405

>BBBY
kek baggies

>> No.53887409

>>53887385
SKYT NIGGER TONGUE MY ANUS. Faggot is telling people to buy at 15 and sell at 12. The literal hour I get out because I’m tired of the bleeding it jumps back up 13%. Fuck this gay earth! Fuck it to death!

>> No.53887410
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53887410

should I short DIS

im so fatigued

>> No.53887413

Anyone have that image of the two faces saying something like

>great jokes around here in this internet forum

Or something? I thought I saved it

>> No.53887422

you guys bought LAZR on the dip this morning right?

>> No.53887425

>>53887404
none of the girls i work with look or dress like this and it's not fair

>> No.53887433
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>>53887410
just look at it as comedy
jews are actually based

>> No.53887435
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>>53887404

>> No.53887437

hope you closed your PBR, it is going to 5$ after earnings

>> No.53887439
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>>53887400
Are we SMG posting?

>> No.53887442
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53887442

I've been checking my stonks considerably less since I enabled 2FA.

>> No.53887447

>>53887422
Nope I bought more TAIT. I don't buy stocks that have more than 10k avg volume

>> No.53887452
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>>53887439
always were

>> No.53887457
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53887457

AQB! AQB! AQB!

>> No.53887460

>>53887457
Unironically just bought 2k shares

>> No.53887467
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53887467

Confess /smg/.

>I get giddy from making mumus seethe by telling them I made more money by keeping my money in bonds than I ever would have keeping them in stocks the last year and a half. And it's risk-free.

>> No.53887470
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>>53887437
I only buy PBR, never sell

>> No.53887477
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>>53887452
Remember when women on tv were allowed to be hot?

>> No.53887478

>>53887410
Christ, theyre just lucky they have the parks to steal monies from.

>> No.53887495

as shit looks like we're going back down

>> No.53887499

i hate mott capital shills so much

>> No.53887507
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>>53887477
yes, it's not fair

>> No.53887514

Boil bros our time is now

>> No.53887520
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>>53887507
Poor zoomers will never know the joy of cooming to syndicated tv. All they have now is low effort cam whores. Sad!

>> No.53887522
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53887522

Post your trading battle stations

>> No.53887526
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>>53887460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vYWnHmqlQ8

>> No.53887533
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53887533

THIS
MARKET
WANTS
LOWER

>> No.53887540
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>>53887522

>> No.53887542

>>53887522
I see no fewer than 5 fire hazards.

>> No.53887546

>>53887522
God I miss being able to smoke inside...

>> No.53887551

>>53887477
she wasn't hot. she was like a 6/10 in the 90s. now that broad from friends, she was hot.

>> No.53887554
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53887554

Please lads help a noob out. Rivian's earnings are about to be available after markets close. The stock itself is up 6,4% today. Does this mean that it's going to pump tomorrow and the increase is solely thanks to a lot of people buying the stock? Or does the +6,4% have nothing to do with the upcoming earnings?

>> No.53887559
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>>53887520
what a time it was

>> No.53887563

>>53887554
buy the rumor, sell the news.

>> No.53887569

>>53887522
what anime is that?

>> No.53887573
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>>53887522

>> No.53887586

>>53887551
Shut the fuck up, Baggie. You bang a pan faced fish semi regularly.

>> No.53887591

>>53887540
Ominous and vaguely threatening but also strangely somewhat comfy

>> No.53887592
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53887592

SELL

>> No.53887596

>>53887385
Any other JXN bros ready for the big pump coming after earnings?

>> No.53887605
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53887605

Im going on a date with a mexican girl, what am I in for? she has a very cute nose

>> No.53887608

have you fuckwits caught wind of LAZR yet or am I still early?

>> No.53887611
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>>53887522
It's a cheap Dell computer on an Ikea desk. One monitor. I live the charmed life.

>> No.53887612

>>53887526
Price is what you pay, value is what you get.

>> No.53887616

It's going down.

I'm yelling "timber".

>> No.53887617
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53887617

what's for slop, goy?
i'm making roast beef sandwiches

>> No.53887618

I blame the jewish people for all evils of reality

>> No.53887619
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sour hour

>> No.53887634
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>>53887608
i was shilling it on open lmao. not sure if im gonna hold it and gamble on earnings or sell b4 close

>> No.53887637
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>> No.53887640
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>>53887554
Holding through earnings is high risk. Line go every which way regardless of the quality or no of the earns. The safe play is to sell now but do not come on here tomorrow and complain that you were told to sell and it went up 20% after hours.

>> No.53887642

>>53887605
You gonna get stabbed ese.

>> No.53887645
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53887645

S E L L

>> No.53887646
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53887646

Buy the dip. Yes buy the dippieos

>> No.53887650

SIR THE MONTHLY CANDLE

>> No.53887662

>>53887596
I sold already. 35% gain is good enough for me.

>> No.53887664
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>>53887650

>> No.53887665

what the fuck is this shit

>> No.53887667
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53887667

>crab right back down
snibs!!!

>> No.53887671

>BOIL gaps down at open
>green into close
UNDEFEATED

>> No.53887679
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53887679

>>53887605
>cute nose
Wdhmbt?

>> No.53887681

fake and gay jewish dump

>> No.53887683
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53887683

>>53887608
Kek, like clockwork

>> No.53887687
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53887687

THIS MARKET

WANTS

LOWER

>> No.53887693

>AQB

Kek

>> No.53887694
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53887694

can we just get one non-jew day ffs

>> No.53887695
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53887695

Buy Rycey. They had great earnings!

>> No.53887704

>>53887683
>/biz/ - business and finance

>> No.53887706

I was born in an AQB Farm.

>> No.53887709

>>53887694
Not with 0y-vey DTE dynamics.

>> No.53887710

>>53887642
impossible, we're in europe

>>53887679
well... I mean that she has a cute nose

>> No.53887715
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53887715

And here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

No no quiero un BoBo un BoBo es alguien que jamás me harás feliz
Porque no para de llamar ni de textiar siempre atrás de mi
No quiero un BoBo un BoBo es alguien que jamás me hará feliz
Porque no para de llamar ni de textiar siempre atrás de mi
Me dicen que doy frío y yo solo me rio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34z8YXldqNk

>> No.53887719

>>53887709
I hate option jews do damn much bro

>> No.53887721
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>>53887710
>we're in europe
>Messicans are in the European Caliphate now
Dios mio.

>> No.53887728
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>>53887715

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGKqfcD4Gsg

>> No.53887729

>>53887605
Post her insta

>> No.53887735
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>>53887694
Only way to beat a jew is to become one.

>> No.53887744

>>53887735
NO!

>> No.53887748

>i waited for one more leg down instead of buying the pullback on LHDX
bros...

>> No.53887756

>>53887729
lmao no, I know what you guys are capable of. I remember the anon who posted a rap video where his sister was in and what you did

>> No.53887757
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>>53887695
I don't think so, Tommy!

>> No.53887764

>>53887715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqQuihD0hoI

>> No.53887771

>>53887756
>I remember the anon who posted a rap video where his sister was in and what you did
Please elaborate

>> No.53887784

>>53887709
Options sold by the hour when?

>> No.53887793

>>53887748
imagine going all in at 20 cents with insider info

>> No.53887794

>>53887554
>Or does the +6,4% have nothing to do with the upcoming earnings?
on a crab day the big move is obviously because of earnings. it's either a trap or (((they))) think earnings will be good and are frontrunning

>> No.53887809

>>53887784
>Not wanting quantum options that waveform collapse as soon as you look at them

>> No.53887813

Are we buying SINT lads?

>> No.53887817

>>53887719
You should hate the MM's that write the damn options. They're the ones causing this theta decay. They need to be hanging from lamp posts in minecraft. Or on Wall st

>> No.53887821
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53887821

Dole being HARVESTED.

>> No.53887829
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53887829

Brah the bulls are just getting castrated I actually kind of feel bad if they weren't such hubris dickheads.

>> No.53887830

>Missed BOIL

Why

>> No.53887833

>>53887809
That's how I feel every time I sell an option

>> No.53887842
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>>53887821
Fuck off

>> No.53887846

>>53887830
>didn't look up the brap gas seasonality chart
It's still not too late

>> No.53887859

>>53887846
Not buying into a 40% weekly gain, sorry.

>> No.53887870

>>53887846
To be fair that seasonality is only a couple percent. The beat down sentiment and final flushout are what I personally used to get in on the bounce.

>> No.53887872
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>>53887859
>>53887830

>> No.53887890

>>53887872
>40 minutes before close

No thanks, I dont like jewish games. This is what they do

>> No.53887905

When is BOIL earnings release?

>> No.53887913

IM GUNNA KILL YOU ROCKER

>> No.53887921
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>>53887872
The only rally we have going on right now is going down. faggot.

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>>53887842
that doggo doesn't work against harv because i'm not op and this post is dubz

>> No.53887937

>>53887905
Delayed because the company headquarters in Bakhmut is getting shelled.

>> No.53887939

>>53887913
BASEDDDD

>> No.53887940
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53887940

Amerislurps beclowing themselves once more

>> No.53887945

>>53887937
>Bakhmut
I keep reading his as "Baphomet".

>> No.53887952

TRKA bros... we are dying
>>53887913
YES!

>> No.53887956

I want to remind everyone that tomorrow is the first of the month, so if you need to do any grocery shopping get it done today because tomorrow the niggers will be out.

>> No.53887957

holy fucc SKYT KINGS we soaring

>> No.53887958

>>53887945
For me it's Bahamut

>> No.53887959
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>>53887913

>> No.53887964

>>53887956
Yeah? And who imported them and stopped Lincoln from shipping them to Liberia?

>> No.53887967
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Can you fucking assholes STOP SELLING?

>> No.53887968
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53887968

you should really sell
I'm running out of good Cammy's to post

>> No.53887969

>>53887554
So obvious that it’s going to pop. Just look at what all the other shitcos did on earnings this quarter

>> No.53887971

>>53887956
And extra feral cause they cut they EBT.

>> No.53887974
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>>53887968
I really hope it gaps down tonight, i'm getting tired of them propping it up.

>> No.53887977
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>>53887967
... no

>> No.53887979

official thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckVYO9oI8vc

>> No.53887981
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I swear not as long as 30 minutes ago my portfolio was green

>> No.53887982
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LAZR BROS

>> No.53887990

>>53887979
I have this one memorized

>> No.53887994
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Are 3DPD Cammys allowed or nah

>> No.53887997
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53888000
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>> No.53888004

>>53887990
shalom bruther

>> No.53888011
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Go the fuck down tsla give me those TASTY GAINSS>> YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>> No.53888015
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bitcoin is about to drop hard

>> No.53888018

Looks like USTs gonna get crushed further from here.
I'm not sure what duration to start picking up once the crush really starts to set in.
Should I go for 3-7yr?
I have some spare money in an account to buy ETFs with.
I might even pick up something like JEPI.
Just want to have a mid-term asset to hold through until 2025 in hopes of doing a 10x after a pivoot.

>> No.53888022
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>>53887979
May I interest you Timna Brauer art? Just don't try anything with her, this waifu is already taken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zu1Yrha3paU

>> No.53888024

>>53887979
Niggers did it better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVwLIvorMck

>> No.53888026

>>53888015
decoupled from stocks so its ok

>> No.53888029
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>>53888015
sell COIN
sell MSTR

>> No.53888032
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53888032

Will the dollar get back to the glorious levels of September and October?

>> No.53888033

>>53888000
Based + checked

>> No.53888034

>>53888022
Are you the poojeet footfag?

>> No.53888035

>>53888015
isnt bitcoin in direct competition with other coins, such as binance coin, doggie coin, or cummies coin

>> No.53888038

>>53888015
Based, $COIN gonna bite the pavement too. I might load up more shorts, it went pretty high today on some dumb news.

>> No.53888037

>TRUFF UP 26%
TRUFF UP 26%
>TRUFF UP 26%
TRUFF UP 26%
You do hold some TRUFF, right anon?

>> No.53888040

SIRS THE 50 DAY MOVING AVERAGE

>> No.53888041

Is Cammy posting going to be the next Lum posting? Am I witnessing the changing of the guard here?

>> No.53888047

>>53888037
what the fuck is this shit, nah, don't even tell me I can tell this is another /biz/ SHIT stock

>> No.53888053

>>53888032
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4
It's our time dixy chicks

>> No.53888054

sell truff y/n

>> No.53888057

Wtf is this? Stop fucking selling

>> No.53888058
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>>53888047

>> No.53888059

>>53888054
Y

>> No.53888064
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>>53887409
You were an ass yesterday. You were rude and threatened me. I told you to sell because I don’t want you to make money.
I told people to buy at $9 and I will continue telling people to buy regardless of the price because it’s the future.

I am not your babysitter.
Buy in and hold next time.

>> No.53888066

>>53887040
>>53887040
>>53887040


based hebrews listened to me.

>> No.53888074

>>53888034
I'm happy to say that I was lucky enough to be born white and that I have no urge to suck on sweaty toes until I get gag reflex.

>> No.53888076
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Dirty, thieving, society undermining kike hour.

>> No.53888077

>>53888015
Ah, well if a report says it.

>>53888035
A huge exchange going under (due to fraud, governmental intervention, whatever) results in a lot of liquidity being pulled and coins getting dumped.

No chance that's what's happening here but Jews really don't want Bitcoin or Monero to exist as alternatives to the dollar.

>> No.53888078
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53888078

WOOOOOOOOOOO look at elon and tsla GO GO GO GO! GO TESLA GO TESLA IT'S YOUR SHIT DAY It's your shit day and we gonna short it's like your going out or sale DAY!!

>> No.53888081
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>>53887982
seems like a false breakout to me. im gambling on earnings

>> No.53888091

Do an anti-crypto comment for the get
Fuck crypto baggies

>> No.53888098

>>53888077
>Ah, well if a report says it.

I dont make the rules
I just react like an algo

>> No.53888097

>>53888074
OK, good. Damn funny episode of /smg/ that day.

>> No.53888100
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>>53888058
dumb frogposter

>> No.53888102

>>53888018
A collapse in yields that forces the Fed to restart QE results in such a heeming of the dollar that you don't want to "buy the dip". You want to GTFO of mindless boomer investments like bonds and JEPI.

>> No.53888103

>>53888015
Sold all my bito

>> No.53888105

>>53888047
>He didn't even expose himself to a meme stock at all
>It's 10 cents
>$1 could turn into a nice dinner on the upside
>Doesn't even consider that you have to find fun in this boring humdrum market and risk-on is where the fun is
Anon I'm not gonna say you won't make it but have some fun bro

>> No.53888113

>>53888102
Did you read my post anon? Try reading.

>> No.53888116

>>53888097
kek, 4chan is magical place. What makes you think he would post Timna Brauer though? I hope you are not insulting her by calling her a pajeet.

>> No.53888119
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>>53888105
>have fun

no.

>> No.53888121
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>>53888032
It'll retake 106 sure as Johnston retook the Peninsula.

>> No.53888127
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53888127

Hulk Hogan Brother. Stocks are going down tomorrow BROTHER!

>> No.53888128

>>53888116
>4chan is magical place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcQDUQr_bHI

>> No.53888133

>>53888116
>I hope you are not insulting her by calling her a pajeet.
That's PRECISELY what I was doing. Also, he was a granny (attempted) fucker.

>> No.53888140

>bbby down again
>we're at $1.5
>it might go so low that the company they solved preferred stock to when they diluted their stock by a whopping 80% might actually lose money

>> No.53888145

I 5xed my initial investment during jan-feb run. Now I've lost about 50% of that over the last two weeks.

AMA.

>> No.53888150

>>53888119
Well fren as long as you are okay with it

I on the other hand put $100 into that TRUFF thing, because I have spent more money at a casino in a single night, so i think this will be something fun to watch while the rest of the market falls apart. But to each their own.

>> No.53888157

power 15 minutes?

extremely fake and gay but thats whats happening

>> No.53888162
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>>53888140
It's the GAAAAAAAAAAMMMAAAAAAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP

>> No.53888163

MO bros...
can i bum a smoke?

>> No.53888164

>>53888157
Power sour

>> No.53888165

>>53888113
I did. Try thinking ahead. "what duration to start picking up once the crush really starts to set in" is wrong. You'll see some temporary stability, lock in a "juicy" 5% yield on the 5 year, then shit yourself as inflation starts marching back up to double digits.

>> No.53888179

>>53888157
power 15 minutes? lmao, nah they're going to just shut down until tomorrow.

>> No.53888182
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53888182

I'm getting out of my TSLA shorts I don't want to be scammed by the AI pump again..

If it pumps tomorrow I'll short it again like a michael dingleberry.

>> No.53888183

>>53888145
So you broke even?

>> No.53888187

>>53888163
They should pay in-kind dividends.

>> No.53888190

>>53888133
Timna is a wonderful Jewess with great taste for art. She might be old, but her positive energy and ability to convey Jewish nation struggles in musical format are timeless.

>> No.53888193

tomorrow we get to see that nobody applied for a mortgage again

>> No.53888195

>>53888182
Simple rule: Never bet against a human-capital-intensive business that's getting sued for racism.

>> No.53888198

>>53888165
But then that's (resurging inflation) the exact reason I would want to be in bonds early. (Just not too early)
This is all about timing. I should probably just buy palladium and gold like the other memelords are doing now.

>> No.53888202
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53888202

>why yes I shorted Goldman Sachs with leverage

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>>53888193
my zestimate....

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>>53888190
Yeah, parasitism is hard work.

>> No.53888211

>>53888182
TSLA is more volatile than crypto and I stand by that statement

>> No.53888219

>>53888182
Nigger, these faggot investor days have consistently been p&d days. Bitch you gay if you close that short early. Remember I told you this.

>> No.53888221
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>>53888190

>> No.53888222
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>>53887842

>> No.53888224

>>53888163
wait, MO raised dividend again, what the hell...

>> No.53888232

>>53888224
So did a lot of reits

>> No.53888243
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53888243

the great collapse is beginning, DOW leading the way

>> No.53888246

>>53888064
>can’t take banter
You still give garbage advice, cope all you want

>> No.53888248

>>53888179
you were right
we got the crab ending we deserve

>> No.53888249
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53888249

AMC gonna be fun to watch after hours

>> No.53888252

My entire portfolio is cash. Sleep is king

>> No.53888254

>its one of those pump into flat close days

I hate these worse than just crab days

>> No.53888257

>>53888198
>But then that's (resurging inflation) the exact reason I would want to be in bonds early. (Just not too early)
Let me see if I understand you right. You want to buy bonds not now, but the moment the Fed stops QT and resumes QE, right? That's what you mean by not being too early.

I am saying that when the Fed stops QT and resumes QE they will step in to buy trillions of dollars worth as various market participants panic and turn Jerome into a bagholder. So we'll see yields drop from maybe 5% to 4.75%, but the dollar will collapse, and because we need the dollar to buy stuff you'll see inflation rapidly go from 6% to 7% to 8%.... At which point bonds will go from 4.75% to 5% to 7%...

If your plan is to play that tiny QE window from 5% to 4.75%, you're trying to pick up a penny in front of a steamroller.

>> No.53888259

It's going down
I'm yelling AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53888258

>>53888252
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFytMWVgB_U

>> No.53888260
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>>53888252
this is the bottom frens

>> No.53888261

>>53888254
I blame options degens.

>> No.53888265
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53888265

went from being down 2% today by shorting the hole, to only being down 0.5%

>> No.53888271

>>53888260
please be ai

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>>53888260
no it aint

>> No.53888276

>>53888259
>*sip
ahem... please, compose yourself.

>> No.53888282

>>53888183
Technically still up 2.5x but I feel like shit. The star-folk always do this to me.

>> No.53888285

>>53888273
this, the bottom was in october

>> No.53888288

>prologis increases dividend by 10%
Fuck yeah baby

>> No.53888291

>>53888260
of the first bottle yes

>> No.53888292

>>53888260
get a load on the tits of her

>> No.53888293

>>53888273
what a real one

>> No.53888294

oh shit we getting BEJEW'D

>> No.53888296

>>53888222
Hey that's not fair!

>> No.53888299
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53888299

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

>> No.53888298

>>53888207
If you think about it, this practice has had very little harm to society. I think you will have no problem agreeing that in the context of human history, it had practically no meaning compared to, for example, the Holocaust

>> No.53888305

>>53888299
imagine the amount of cum that has passed through those lips.

>> No.53888310

>>53888257
>Let me see if I understand you right. You want to buy bonds not now, but the moment the Fed stops QT and resumes QE, right? That's what you mean by not being too early.
Yes that part is right.
I just think your expectation of how it will turn out is just one of multiple possible outcomes.
Every faggot on fintwit predicted that to happen every week even before the Rona.

>> No.53888312

>>53888232
I might actually pick it, MO seems unstoppable I remember holding it through market pullback in Q1 2021. Was quite comfy looking at it go up 20% while everyone else (except for Oil barons) screaming in pain.

>> No.53888314

>>53888298
I mean, if you clipped the edges off the useless zinc pucks we call coins today, sure.

>> No.53888316

HOLY SHIT JUST FUCKING STOP DUMPING
I WANT TO STAY GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

>> No.53888317
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53888317

THE JEW POWER IS BACKFIRING ON THE JEW IN TRAINING WHAT THE JEW IS JEWING ON YOU JEWS!!!!!

>> No.53888324
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>>53888305
Now, I want you to perform that thought exercise every time you talk to a woman.

>> No.53888327

>>53888312
they are currently involved in a big acquisition, could get choppy

>> No.53888328

Anons we have about 15 minutes until the 888888 get, make sure to dunk on crypto baggies until then. If you let the crypto baggies steal this one, then you are all simps who pay for onlyfans.

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>>53888317

>> No.53888332

>>53888310
Before the 'rona we did not have 120% debt to GDP, 6% (reported) inflation, and Nipponese bondholders about to dump their trillions worth of treasuries, with a global trade system on edge about dollar strength.

>> No.53888340
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53888340

>>53888317
Just who is Jewing whom at this point?

>> No.53888341

You guys treat money like its a game. Mortages, people's hard earned money is on the line, literal generations of sweat and tears and you're hoping for "number to be green". Chirst. The entire economy, our society and world as a large is at stake and its all a ruse to you guys.

Get help. Seriously

>> No.53888350
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>> No.53888355

This close is gayer than that leather club 2 blocks down.

>> No.53888357

CDIO chads we won

>> No.53888361
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53888361

>leave the short sellers to me

>> No.53888363

>>53888341
we just like to have a lil fun and drink a lil beer on Fridays nights round here boi

>> No.53888368

>>53888341
Maybe if (((they))) didn’t turn a critical part of the economy into a casino it wouldn’t attract so many gambling addicts. Don’t blame the addicts

>> No.53888370

>>53888332
Yes it has accelerated everything, I'm just saying the system has proved to be a lot more resilient than we thought.
Do you remember that ZH article about the quant who said the Fed wouldn't be able to get above 1.25%?
Yet they have and things still haven't burned down and it's been a year.

>> No.53888372

>>53888341
look the line on the screen is indicative of people's efforts, and this esg bullshit that's been pushed for the past 2 years has resulted in lower effort. line must go down, simple as.

>> No.53888373
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>>53888341
It's a game, and if you don't play it some other jew will. Now learn to play the JEW. You dirty heathen goyim.

>> No.53888376

>>53888327
Thanks for heads up. They've been involved in Juul legal stuff 2 years ago. Was about advertising to teenagers or something like that if I recall correctly. Seems like lawsuits are part of tobacco producer life.

>> No.53888377
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53888377

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.53888378
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>>53888341
yes
we have transcended
the numbers are a game and we go for a high score every day

if you arent playing this way you will lose

>> No.53888380

kek

>> No.53888381

>>53888361
Finna buy WWE ($WWE) before they sell

>> No.53888383
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53888383

DAMN BOY

>> No.53888382
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53888382

What the fuck.

>> No.53888384
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/DINGDINGDING'd/ AGAIN

>> No.53888386

>>53888355
checked it out, have ya?

>> No.53888388

>>53888361
the amount of roids mcmahon was on must have been insane

>> No.53888390
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53888390

Are ya winning son?

>> No.53888393

>>53888370
The two most dangerous phrases in investing are "this time is different" and "this time isn't different".

>> No.53888395

Bear market reconfirmed lmao

>> No.53888401

wtf was that?

>> No.53888405

>>53888377
Not checking

>> No.53888410

>>53888386
Fuck you!

>> No.53888412

>>53888341
I heard lots of awful things here today, but this one is the most anti-semitic one I've read. You should be ashamed of yourself.

>> No.53888413

>every red stock i own flipped green 1 minute before close
Feels good being a genius

>> No.53888415

>>53888401
50 day moving average rejected

>> No.53888417

lol at the final last 2 candles into close

>> No.53888418

>>53888401
looks like some smart guys took some risk off.

>> No.53888420

Gravestone doji confirmed

>> No.53888422
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53888422

Fuck was that final ten minutes about?

>> No.53888423
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53888423

wow it was a fake and gay Power 15min
nobody, NOBODY could have predicted this

>> No.53888428

that was the greatest 1 minute candle

>> No.53888429

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3Hqy88oLIg

>> No.53888434
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53888434

I'm actually laughing.

>> No.53888437
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>> No.53888438

>>53888377
No clue.

>> No.53888440

Gayest jewest day of the year

>> No.53888443

>>53888246
Cope. Enjoy your realized losses bitch.

>> No.53888445
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53888445

wtf is going on, even in PM it's dumping

>> No.53888450

Cliff divers win again

>> No.53888452

hope you fags kept your bear positions open lmao
>>53888445
50 day moving average rejected lmao

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53888463

>>53888377

not the best win but we take these

>> No.53888468
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53888468

I told all my friends to buy TRKA... Rocker's head must roll

>> No.53888474
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53888474

>>53888377
>XLB: 0.43%
>XLC: 0.15%
>XLE: -1.5%
>XLF: 0.14%
>XLI: -0.27%
>XLK: -0.23%
>XLP: -0.84%
>XLRE: -0.08%
>XLU: -1.75%
>XLV: -0.75%
>XLY: -0.08%

>Me: -0.45%
>YTD: -3.32%

Dump more, Nasdaq, you son of a bitch.

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>>53888445
S&P earnings leaked just before close. This doesn't look good for bulls.

>> No.53888479

>>53888452
>50
Sure it wasn't the 52? Maybe the 46? Pretty damned specific picking on a number that tells you... Fuck all about EPS and world happenins. jus sayin

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53888482

>>53888377
Big day today

>> No.53888484
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53888484

>Biden: My upcoming budget proposal will include some higher taxes.

IT'S OVERRR SELL SELL SELL

>> No.53888485

>>53888482
$67 you could afford a hamburger big boy

>> No.53888487

>>53888476
>S&P earnings
Standard did alright but Poors, well, that part of the business lived down to its name.

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53888495

Oh fugg, Yahoo wants me to think about long BNS

>> No.53888499

>>53888468
It's barely even red today.

>> No.53888506
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>>53888487
Pretty crafty anon, made my laugh

>> No.53888508

You guys buy NEO yet?

>> No.53888512

>>53888508
>buying anything
lmao

>> No.53888514
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53888514

LOOK AT NVAX COMPUTER

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53888516

>>53888377
+1.16%. Was up closer to +2% til that fake and gay dump at close but I'll take it.

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>>53888484
raising taxes in a recession? is this guy a fucking democrat or what?

>> No.53888520

>>53888443
Enjoy the aids since you’re obviously a faggot

>> No.53888521
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53888521

>>53888508
>called my female broker and told her to load up
>now im bagholding NIO

>> No.53888529

>>53888377
-0.02%

>> No.53888534

>>53888514
Jesus. Never assume people bidding up a stock before earnings "know" something.

>> No.53888545

>>53888514
>>53888534
I assume price bidding is a means to manipulate the IV for options sellers to collect more premium

>> No.53888550

>>53888516
>fake and gay PUMP
>not selling into into

Can't wait for that PMI number tomorrow...

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>>53888514
Hooooly shit
>Novavax Says Substantial Doubt on Ability to Continue as Going Concern

>> No.53888565
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53888565

once I hit the Mega Millions tonight its over for you hoes

>> No.53888570

>>53888557
WOOOO Let's go LABD LABD LABD!!!!

>> No.53888573

imagine not shorting bi*tech

>> No.53888599
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53888599

>>53888557
PFE bros we can't stop winning

>> No.53888619

>>53888557
MANDATE A VACCINE AGAINST THIS DROP NOW!

>> No.53888625

>>53888557
Buying the dip as we speak

>> No.53888626

>>53888619
AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH THIS SPIKE IS KILLING ME

>> No.53888628
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53888628

GET DORITOED BITCH

>> No.53888632

>>53888341
don't get angry, but there are even people that are hoping for "number to be red"

>> No.53888633

>>53888570
Fuck it hit my stop today lame

>> No.53888644

>>53888628
ranch or cool ranch?

>> No.53888649

>>53887457
https://www.perishablenews.com/seafood/aquabounty-will-no-longer-produce-genetically-modified-salmon-in-canada/

>> No.53888650

BAKED
>>53887741
>>53887741
>>53887741

>> No.53888660
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53888660

>>53888650
Hahaha, you lost so much money today.

>> No.53888668

>>53888650
DON'T GET BAMBOOZLED

>> No.53888673

>>53888660
I don't have any BBBY exposure

>> No.53888675

>>53888650
Faggot

>> No.53888695

>>53888628
people are going to lose their jobs because of a fucking dorito pattern?

>> No.53888700

'member when NVAX was above 300? I 'member.

>> No.53888712

>>53888660
crazy to think i bought this at $10 and sold it at $12 for a meme play. was playing with fire

>> No.53888726

>>53888712
There is nothing wrong with swinging high volatility meme stocks; you just follow your usual system, have defined entry and exit points, and size accordingly. None of that all-in 0dte otm call bullshit

>> No.53888727

Last time I'm doing this for free:
>>53888725
>>53888725
>>53888725

>> No.53888740

>>53888727
>Last time I'm doing this for free
Link your patreon

>> No.53889089

>>53888373
he's not a goyim

>> No.53889111

>>53887425
This is more common in traditional corporate offices.

>> No.53889447

>>53888628
subtle mott capital post

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53890229

>>53888249
Well fuck. I thought it would be doing better than this