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My life has been reduced to agile stories, points and velocity. Why is the business world like this?

>> No.53886499

>>53886491
capitalism is a scam, that's why.

>> No.53886533

>>53886491
modern life is set up to torture your soul.

>> No.53886574
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53886574

>PI planning
>sprints
>retros
>stand ups
>refinement

IM ABOUT TO BREAK

>> No.53886619

Same here. I was really productive yesterday but today I can't seem to do anything.

I did the daily scrum humiliation ritual, set my mouse to automatically move every few seconds, and jumped back in bed to browse biz "for an hour".

I think part of it comes from not having anyone to support. The grind is not worth it without a girlfriend or sex.

>> No.53886628
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>go-live cutover

>> No.53886673

code monkeys are like children who can't be trusted to work hard so us scrum masters and project managers need to babysit you dweebs, it's your own fault for being lazy slackers

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>>53886491
if you could update the status on the blocker that'd be great

>> No.53886698

>>53886491
I realized that it's not the jews, it's actually the blacks and hispanics ruining the world and now they're my existential threat actor.

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>>53886619
>I think part of it comes from not having anyone to support. The grind is not worth it without a girlfriend or sex.
exactly why normies consoom

>> No.53886817

>>53886753
I tried being a normie consumer too, it didn't work. Paid about 300 bucks for some sushi at Nobu Malibu. Felt robbed. I'm back to my frugal ways.

>> No.53887336

>>53886491
>takes a day off
>sprint’s story points don’t get reduced
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE