/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53885404]

bored to death edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previously on /smg/ >>53883710

[Anonymous No.53885417]

I'm trying this new thing where I dont look at the news or my portfolio or charts for a week because im a long term holder.

How did we do this month?

[Anonymous No.53885424]

This is just calm before the storm, you know? only thing that can stop this bear market pullback is the CPI. so we still got a few weeks to go.

[Anonymous No.53885427]

>Lunch!

[Anonymous No.53885430]

>>53885417
we fucken crabbed brother

[Anonymous No.53885441]

>>53885424
Cope, we will pump and you will seethe as your puts get closer and closer to expiring worthlesss

[Anonymous No.53885451]

>>53885427
is there a more dysgenic countenance than the puertominican?

[Anonymous No.53885457]

>>53885417
>dont look at the news
there never is any

[Anonymous No.53885463]

"While it is still difficult to provide an exact estimate of Coca Cola's stock price in 10 years, we can make an educated guess based on current trends and available data.

Over the past decade, Coca Cola's stock price has generally shown an upward trend, with some fluctuations due to market conditions and company performance. In addition, Coca Cola has a strong brand and a global presence, which could continue to drive its growth in the future.

However, there are also risks such as changes in consumer preferences and increasing competition in the beverage industry that could affect its stock price. Therefore, it is possible that Coca Cola's stock price may experience some fluctuations in the future.

Given these factors, it is possible that Coca Cola's stock price may have a trend range of $70 to $150 in 10 years. This is purely an estimate based on available data and is subject to change based on a variety of factors that may impact the company and the market as a whole."

-Chat GPT (the poor man's bloomberg terminal)

how does it feel knowing AI has been running the market for years. it just wasnt called AI.

[Anonymous No.53885492]

>>53885463
who will drink soda when the boomers die?
last i heard zoomers don't even use it to mix drinks, they put those fruity drink drops for dieting housewives in a gallon jug and mix it with vodka

[Anonymous No.53885498]

>>53885463
Ask it about the food stamps. No coke analysis is complete unless it discusses food stamps

[Anonymous No.53885501]

>>53885463
> reddit spacing
tell it to go back

[Anonymous No.53885507]

>>53885404
Niggers tongue my anus.

[Anonymous No.53885510]

Which one of these is best for a forever hold?
>VTI
>SPY
>VOO
>Other?

[Anonymous No.53885523]

>>53885492
>concentrated poison
it does save on shipping costs.
considering the water quality of most urban areas, it's a toss up if the quality will be better from your tap or the factory.

[Anonymous No.53885532]

>>53885510
they're all fine. voo has less expenses (slightly) but spy has much more liquid options.

[Anonymous No.53885533]

INTC will go to ZERO

[Anonymous No.53885553]

>>53885533
ZERO?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53885552]

is buying NIO a bad idea or a very good idea

[Anonymous No.53885557]

>>53885510
It's looked to me like VOO slightly outperforms VTI and has less of an expense ratio that SPY. I am liking SCHD also.

[Anonymous No.53885559]

Now that's a big crab-out

[Anonymous No.53885573]

my tip hurts

[Anonymous No.53885576]

So im 33, maxed out my Roth past two years. Sold all my shit at the tail end of the tech retail pump in January. Sitting on cash currently. How do I into bond etfs? Are they worth it? Doesn’t seem like they really move but I may be looking at the wrong ticker. And secondly, I have. 3 other 401ks, maybe 60k in total. I wanna go 60/40 for a bit because I’m in doomer mode. When you allocate your portfolio to bonds, what types of bonds are they? Can I select the type? Also considering rolling my one smaller one (8-10k maybe) into a traditional IRA to be my fuck around and find out account.
Also, am I better off doing that with my other jobs 401ks that I left? And just putting it into a balance of VTI/VOO Yada Yada?

[Anonymous No.53885579]

>NEO
why aren’t you guys investing in the turning point of medical engineering. How much would you pay to know what cancers you will get and how to prevent them?

[Anonymous No.53885580]

RIVN UP OR DOWN

[Anonymous No.53885581]

>>53885492
do you even go outside? zoomers are sucking up the bubly at a ridiculous rate. Coke always seems to be one step ahead of the curve. Shit even >>53885498 gets it. everyone on food stamps buys coke

[Anonymous No.53885582]

>>53885553
ZERO!

[Anonymous No.53885594]

>>53885533
How?
Why?
C-c-checked?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53885593]

>>53885552
NIO is literally the Chinese scam version of TSLA

[Anonymous No.53885596]

And just like that, SPY will never be below 4000 EVER again.

[Anonymous No.53885606]

>>53885579
Becuase I know you nerds like numbers

[Anonymous No.53885613]

>>53885441
I expect tomorrow a pump, but only fake positive sentiment pump at start of the month.

[Anonymous No.53885618]

>>53885576
if you have cash, buy real bonds from the gov. 6 mo is juicy rn. dont buy an etf. too many fees that would just wipe out whatever small gains you have. only plus side to an etf is you can GTFO your money quick.

[Anonymous No.53885626]

>>53885593
He misspelled NEO. Cancer, it’s not going away anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.53885635]

>>53885404
>He doesn't hold COIN
KEK

[Anonymous No.53885644]

algos broke

[Anonymous No.53885650]

>>53885618
Is there fees associated with purchasing them in my Roth IRA? Cause that’ was an option I was leaning toward. I have 15k in savings and I’m paying 1k a week into my student loan debt so that’s my priority. Just trying to figure out what to do with these various 401ks I have that seem to be stagnant the past few years compared to alternative options

[Anonymous No.53885669]

late to the party BOIL FOMOers, are you ok?

[Anonymous No.53885679]

>>53885552
Buying NEO is an excellent idea!

[Anonymous No.53885688]

Stop dumping oil companies you shits AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53885692]

>>53885650
No you cannot use a tax advantaged account to directly buy bonds. I would park my money in SPY VOO or any other boomer 401k retirement fund with my IRA. You can also be a dividend chad and go all T or KO.

I am also not a financial advisor.

[Anonymous No.53885702]

>>53885635
>holding something that volatile with no underlying value
Zoom out, you can trade that shit but I would never 'hold' it

[Anonymous No.53885709]

>>53885576
BIL is pretty good to get the yields from the front end, pays about 4.6% right now, likely to go over 5 soon. If you're in Vanguard the money market (cash) should yield around the same.

[Anonymous No.53885716]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zV1fpSJQ0

[Anonymous No.53885720]

>>53885692
KO is consistent, but there are better divies for the modern era

[Anonymous No.53885730]

I'm just here for the crab.

[Anonymous No.53885734]

>>53885441
The only puts that is shit right now is NVDA> everything else is printing. cope.

[Anonymous No.53885738]

>>53885692
But is that financial advice?

[Anonymous No.53885746]

>>53885669
Didn't natty just retest a long term resistance level it broke? Idk don't follow it that closely.

[Anonymous No.53885754]

>Is chat gpt the poor man's bloomberg terminal?

I just asked it which markets are the next emerging based on all available data and it chose 2: renewables (duh), and telemedicine. I also asked which telemedicine companies are the zoom of telemedicine. Of which, I received 3 public ones, Teledoc Health, Amwell, and Doctor on Demand. I then had it analyze which one has the best prospectus. Teledoc historically performed the best but is in the shitter right now. Doctor on Demand seems to be the next up and coming one based on the analysis.

Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53885756]

>>53885576
for me it's BIL because of the cool patterns it makes

[Anonymous No.53885761]

>>53885692
Yeah that’s what I’m leaning towards. I picked individual tech stocks initially at the top last June or whenever then proceeded to DCA through January and then sold at the top. Almost negated all my losses. So only planning on index for the Rothy. I just need to educate myself a bit more as to what to do with these 401ks sitting there collecting dust. The obvious answer would be to roll them over into my new 401k but it’s only a temp travel nurse job so it won’t be worth rolling it into that

[Anonymous No.53885762]

dont we think its insane to follow the markets every day

[Anonymous No.53885764]

>>53885720
is this your personal sheet? What are your column headers for B-F?

[Anonymous No.53885765]

>>53885756
Yes after each monthly payout. Catch the drop.

[Anonymous No.53885770]

>>53885756
>Another month
>Another rugpull
BILbros...

[Anonymous No.53885784]

market literally not moving whole day
did (((they))) turn off the algos?
do we have another jewish holiday coming?

[Anonymous No.53885786]

>>53885761
Roll them over into a (traditional) IRA. That's almost always superior to any 401k offered by any employer.

[Anonymous No.53885795]

>>53885762
I gain or lose a disgusting amount of money based on every tick of the market.

[Anonymous No.53885803]

>>53885761
I think the most important part is to make sure your money is working at all times. Your age and net worth dictates your risk. Money just sitting is next to worthless.

[Anonymous No.53885806]

>>53885709
Alright thanks for the rec, I gotta read up more into this shit. Been working on it the last year becoming hyper focused. The buck stops with me. This is where generational wealth begins for my family. Just gotta slave away travel nursing for 9 more months and then should have all my student debts paid off and I can start taking some more risk in the market but also at the same time attempting to save for a significant downpayment on a house . Told my fiancé it’s the only way. Me personally, I could do without the house but *shrugs*

[Anonymous No.53885815]

>>53885784
just another day in jewtown bro

[Anonymous No.53885822]

Another good divvy stock is HESM. It's an energy midstream, but not a LP so you'll get a 1099 vs K1.

[Anonymous No.53885826]

>>53885806
some housing markets are cooling off in the US. Also the gov just reduced the price of MIP for FHA homebuyers (which i assume you would qualify for) making it more affordable with current rates

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53885828]

how can i befriend an old person and convince them to get a reverse mortgage on their home to pay for the mortgage on my future beach house?

[Anonymous No.53885835]

>>53885828
filtered.

[Anonymous No.53885839]

this is some scam stock right?

[Anonymous No.53885841]

Nvida just keeps pumping.

[Anonymous No.53885857]

>>53885734
My $FSR shares are sure as fuck not printing
I sure DON'T know how to pick 'em.

[Anonymous No.53885861]

>>53885828
Work in a retirement home, beat the old people less than everyone else

>>53885764
Not mine, it got posted here a lot last year

[Anonymous No.53885863]

>>53885841
NVDA is on the way to $2000

[Anonymous No.53885865]

I need 2 canadian divy stocks to round out my TFSA.

Im thinking riocan and telus.

Anyone have any insight into either of these two tickers?

[Anonymous No.53885866]

>>53885839
Just needs some blockchain and AI buzzwords to complete the 100% complete walkthrough scam stock

[Anonymous No.53885886]

Why isn't my $JEPI performing better? This is a fucking crab market, it's volatile, isn't this $JEPI's ideal conditions? Shit's starting to feel like a downright bad decision.

[Anonymous No.53885888]

>>53885857
I mean, buying after an earnings pump you sorta know what you're signing up for. See also: LNG

[Anonymous No.53885889]

>>53885786
I’m gonna reach out to vanguard and let them know to start the rollover process, I’ve already opened the trad IRA, just gotta tell them to do the deed.
>>53885803
Doing the best I can. Giving that Roth IRA cash a month or so to sit pretty, then I’m gonna slurp once the SNP dips a few hundy.
Cheers fellas, got one more shift tonight then off for the week.

[Anonymous No.53885901]

>>53885865
Why 2? Why not 1? Or 3? Don't force yourself into meme diversification or arbitrary positions.

[Anonymous No.53885902]

Anyone buying this dip on AQB?

[Anonymous No.53885903]

>>53885451
Easily the Aboriginal Australian, unless you don't count them as human.

[Anonymous No.53885910]

>>53885828
find one recently bereaved with the death of a loved one and no kids, preferably old. "bump" into them at the store, offer to help carry groceries, do their house chores, spend time and talk to them, then when the time is right suggest the kindest thing they could do would be RM their home to get a beach house you two could share together.

>>53885861
thanks

[Anonymous No.53885912]

>>53885888
I bought my puts the day before earnings. Thought the market was being too optimistic ahead of actual news. I thought $FSR was a meme, but it turns out I am the meme.

[Anonymous No.53885915]

>>53885902
I personally think there is going to be a massive bankruptcy wave of these scam co's incoming

[Anonymous No.53885917]

>>53885886
Because selling covered calls means you don't get the upside volatility. That's how you get the 12% yield.

This is why divvies (or yield or buybacks or REIT payouts or whatever) are not your friend. They are a stranger on the street.

[Anonymous No.53885921]

>>53885902
I have my 20k shares, waiting to see what Ohio facility brings. Will slurp if it dips below .40

[Anonymous No.53885922]

>>53885826
Yeah I just want a significant down payment with these mortgage rates.
There’s nothing that makes me seethes more than high interest. I do everything I can (legally, of course) to pay as little interest as possible to ((them))

[Anonymous No.53885924]

test

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53885931]

>>53885910
This sounds like it could actually work.

[Anonymous No.53885932]

>>53885902
Nah, I don't like to bottom fish.

[Anonymous No.53885934]

>>53885901
Because I was looking at these two specifically.

[Anonymous No.53885946]

>>53885932

[Anonymous No.53885947]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53885963]

>>53885922
checked. Another trick is to get a 30yr loan for the low monthly payments. FHA ties up less of your capital but conventional lowers the payment just a bit more( no MIP). Then make 2 additional monthly payments during the year. Your loan just went from a 30 yr to 15. slashing hundreds of thousands in interest. Food for thought, my dad works at nintendo (mortgages)

>>53885931
i know a lot of old people. its sad how lonely some of them are.

[Anonymous No.53885969]

>>53885917
>Because selling covered calls means you don't get the upside volatility
But wouldn't I still get money if the strike price was set right? As in
>JEPI holds X blue chip stock
>Sells CCs that print at +10%
>X goes up 9%
>JEPI profits
>JEPI still holds the X shares
>Higher Implied Volatility means JEPI can sell the next CCs for a higher premium
I mean, these managers can't be getting ASSIGNED, right? Like I'd imagine that 90% of the contracts they sell expire worthless. As long as they set the options pricings right then they should still see the valuation gains from upward swings. What have I got wrong?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53885975]

>>53885963
You should leverage those relationships into some reverse mortgage scams.

[Anonymous No.53885990]

>>53885969
They use ELN’s to do the options side of the fund. Do some research and ignore dividend haters.

[Anonymous No.53885997]

I wanna be rich and I want lots of money. I don't care about clever, I don't care about funny. I want loads of clothes and fuckloads of diamonds. I heard people die while they're trying to find them. Which ETF do I buy and hodl for 10 years?

[Anonymous No.53885998]

>>53885841
Nvidia is the 8th largest company by marketcap, tsmc #10

[Anonymous No.53886004]

>>53885946
I'll buy in once it's spent a few more days floundering. Then I'll nibble.

[Anonymous No.53886007]

>>53886004

[Anonymous No.53886018]

>>53886007
Look, the stock just seems to still be in a downtrend and I don't like to swim against the current.

[Anonymous No.53886030]

HLBZ bros how are you feeling?

[Anonymous No.53886040]

>>53885963
First time hearing about this. I gotta read and research into this tonight at work to gain a better understanding. But I appreciate you for sharing anon, bless you

[Anonymous No.53886051]

Any farming REITs worth buying?

[Anonymous No.53886061]

We finally break out of the crab mubros?

[Anonymous No.53886065]

>>53886051
no

[Anonymous No.53886068]

OIL CHADERINOS

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53886092]

im thinkin LABU

[Anonymous No.53886097]

>>53886068
My XOM is up 140%

[Anonymous No.53886101]

>>53885924
I'm more of an estrogen guy myself.

[Anonymous No.53886102]

>>53886068

[Anonymous No.53886108]

I hate IBKR so much...

[Anonymous No.53886109]

I have a feeling that 'black' anon wasnt actually black.

[Anonymous No.53886119]

N

[Anonymous No.53886130]

>>53886109
Retro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2AitTPI5U0

[Anonymous No.53886139]

SOXLchads, I'm thinkin' we're back

[Anonymous No.53886143]

>>53886051
MSFT

[Anonymous No.53886146]

CDIO needs to get its ass above $4

[Anonymous No.53886148]

>>53886109
Just wait until we find out that GigaPort anon is actually French.

[Anonymous No.53886163]

getting rid of the SAT under the guise of social justice was honestly such an insane coup for snotty rich white kids everywhere. big loss for asians

[Anonymous No.53886164]

>>53886139
17 or bust

[Anonymous No.53886165]

what everyone buyin today?

[Anonymous No.53886174]

>>53886051
>farming REIT
what is even the thesis here?

[Anonymous No.53886193]

>>53886174
There's at least 3 or 4 angles to it and I'm not spoonfeeding you. /cmmg/ has resources to read

[Anonymous No.53886206]

>>53886163
Of course. That's why 40% of Harvard and 20% of Stanford's incoming classes are White.

https://college.harvard.edu/admissions/admissions-statistics
https://facts.stanford.edu/academics/freshmen-class-profile/

[Anonymous No.53886210]

>>53886143
thanks, although it has low yield for a REIT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53886213]

>>53886108
not as much as i hate joggers and knee guards

[Anonymous No.53886218]

Is wendy's going to beat earnings tomorrow? Seems like an easy task to do.

[Anonymous No.53886236]

>>53886206
You do realize the only reason that Stanford is as white as it is is because of Affirmative Action that allows whites with shitty scores to get in?

Affirmative Action legacies is the only reason Stanford is as high as 22% white. Stanford would be FAR less white if they stopped letting affirmative action legacies benefit whites.

[Anonymous No.53886244]

>>53886218
of course

[Anonymous No.53886250]

>>53886193
>/cmmg/
Shan't.

[Anonymous No.53886255]

Thanks for recommending me ABQ fags

[Anonymous No.53886258]

>>53886244
I think that girl in the Wendy's ads is kinda cute... even if she's extremely basic looking

[Anonymous No.53886264]

My CRT doin a lil sumfin

[Anonymous No.53886270]

>>53886236
You do realize there are better uses of time than trolling, right?

[Anonymous No.53886274]

>>53885902
there is NO fucking way that anyone on /smg/ is STILL bagholding AQB....how the fuck have you guys not gotten flushed out in the last few months.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53886282]

>>53886236
I think gender affirmation surgeries should be offered free of charge to all people of color. It's the right thing to do since they have to live with the horrors of slavery everywhere they go. I know exactly what that's like, my ancestors were enslaved by the Egyptians and my people have to live with that burden even today.

[Anonymous No.53886284]

A TANKER JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.53886285]

>>53886255
You'll be rich in 5 years

[Anonymous No.53886289]

>>53886218
go on worldstar and search "wendys" to see how many chimpouts happened over the last 3mos

seems like they prefer mcdonalds and popeyes for their antics

[Anonymous No.53886297]

Trump bros, is this our time?

[Anonymous No.53886301]

>>53886274
Simply hold several 10's of thousands of shares at sub 1 dollar average and wait out the storm anon.

Youll be rewarded greatly once ohio is producing fishy gold

[Anonymous No.53886307]

>>53886284
Jesus, that NAT pump is still going.

[Anonymous No.53886315]

>>53886270
Fuck off, I'm Asian and I'm gonna have kids eventually. I'm getting sick as shit of districts slowly unwinding SAT's and the Affirmative Action programs in schools that massively disadvantage Asians and give free seats to whites.


They're trying so hard to prevent Asians from getting into top programs around the world because apparently we're "overrepresented"

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53886322]

>>53886284
This is like the worst time to invest in shipping. The recession is going to force these companies to operate at a loss.

[Anonymous No.53886324]

>>53886274
>they're still on basic genetically altered salmon

[Anonymous No.53886327]

I'm bagged

[Anonymous No.53886328]

>>53886061
zoom out

[Anonymous No.53886330]

>>53886315
>I'm gonna have kids eventually.
Anon, the key to trolling is you can't say blatantly impossible stuff.

[Anonymous No.53886332]

>>53886301
>>53886324

Can you guys unironically give me serious AQB long thesis? Why are you bullish rn

[Anonymous No.53886340]

>>53886285
The company wont exist in 5 years. Already sold for a minimal loss. Fuck holding these shit stocks

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53886344]

>>53886332
because in 10 years when you have to choose between mutant fish meat and bug burgers, what will you pick

[Anonymous No.53886349]

another exciting day at the marke...

[Anonymous No.53886350]

I refuse to believe that any of you AQB memesters are serious. You have to be fucking trolling lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53886361]

>>53886315
sorry, but we need to give people of color the opportunity to succeed. you don't have to live with being black, maybe if you did, you would understand what real oppression is.

[Anonymous No.53886362]

>>53886274
I don't hold it, but it's trading below cash here.

[Anonymous No.53886378]

>>53886362
And tell my why the fuck it is they're trading below cash right now? Because they're going to need to liquidate assets.

AQB gave away 2020 FY's NORMAL harvest bc they couldn't even sell their fish.

[Anonymous No.53886380]

>>53886332
Because they can produce fish both faster and cheaper per pound per unit of food than the competition.

Oceans are over fished and governments are constantly shutting down ocean fish pens and limiting fishing, add in population growth and the need for dignified protein that isnt fucking cockroaches im sure people will pay for salmon filets.

[Anonymous No.53886389]

Is shorting Tesla suicide?

[Anonymous No.53886397]

>>53886380
Okay now are you serious or are you trolling

[Anonymous No.53886400]

>>53886350
Just take some risk bro. You could be rewarded immensely

[Anonymous No.53886411]

Our we really going to buy AQB lads? Do we need to post the SOXL Lum ass poster but this time with Rocker and a fish dangling out of his butt?

[Anonymous No.53886413]

>>53886362
Wait, they lose about $5m per quarter while having about $100m in cash in the bank?

[Anonymous No.53886422]

>>53886378
Thats intentionally misleading. They sold all their product when they harvested. They did a small charity donation for a tiny harvest because it wasnt a significant amount

[Anonymous No.53886423]

>>53886378
>And tell my why the fuck it is they're trading below cash right now?
Because it's a busted IPO that traded up to $10 in the 2021 SPAC mania and was smart enough to raise funds.

[Anonymous No.53886436]

u guys bought LAZR before earnings right?

[Anonymous No.53886437]

>>53886422
>Thats intentionally misleading. They sold all their product when they harvested. They did a small charity donation for a tiny harvest because it wasnt a significant amount
Go back and read their 2020 PR's, they had to give away their "normal" harvest because of inadequate demand.

[Anonymous No.53886438]

>>53886422
Even better, once people have eaten the genetically modified salmon, their bodies reject any other protein source. Recurring revenue.

[Anonymous No.53886439]

>>53886411
Yes. AQB is the future of protein

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53886443]

>SPX futures tapping 4000

please no

[Anonymous No.53886447]

buddy look at bbby towel

[Anonymous No.53886453]

>>53886423
This.

They literally raped cathie woods out of like 200million dollars when they diluted after her massive purchase.

Cathie woods essentially funded the Ohio facility

[Anonymous No.53886461]

Out of ABQ. What a load off my shoulders. Only lost 100 bucks. My previous idiot self would have lost 10x that holding like a retard. AQB sub 0,10 cents when

[Anonymous No.53886465]

>>53886437
Since that literal one example they have sold out all inventory the moment it was harvested.

Why are you intentionally being misleading?

[Anonymous No.53886469]

fuck you assholes for making me sell my NVDA shares with your retard FUD

[Anonymous No.53886474]

>>53886255
We like to have fun here

[Anonymous No.53886477]

>>53886465
>Since that literal one example they have sold out all inventory the moment it was harvested.
No they fucking haven't what planet are you on? Why are you making up lies that AQB have been able to sell out all inventory?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53886485]

>>53886453
wait the mutant fish are being grown in the water from east palestine? you can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.53886490]

>>53886453
>Cathie woods essentially funded the Ohio facility
Just to be clear, Cathie doesn't fund shit. She convinces other retards to fund shit and takes a 1% fee for the unique service of losing them money.

[Anonymous No.53886494]

>>53886477
https://aquabounty.com/

Look it up yourself idk why you're lying.

Did you short the .70 share price fish stock anon?

[Anonymous No.53886501]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bank_holding_company
Interesting

[Anonymous No.53886504]

>leave /smg/ for a year+
>people are still shilling mutant fish
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.53886507]

>>53886490
Sorry. Cathie woods fund share holders funded that facility when they had their position diluted after cathie woods caused a 10x share price run up on AQB

[Anonymous No.53886517]

>>53886504
Bears can't resist it.

[Anonymous No.53886520]

ok i have a buy order for AQB let's see if it hits

[Anonymous No.53886522]

you do know what happens to the market right after every shitcoin pumps in unison

[Anonymous No.53886524]

>>53886485
The facility is several hundred miles away from east palistine and its not downwind from it either.

Luckily

[Anonymous No.53886542]

>>53886522
decoupled
priced in

[Anonymous No.53886546]

This years rally is delusional, unless they know something we don't.

[Anonymous No.53886548]

>>53886494
>>53886477
>>53886485
AQB has a new facility in Pioneer, OH. East Palestine is quite far away.

[Anonymous No.53886552]

>>53886522
bobos cry

[Anonymous No.53886556]

>>53886447
Kek bbb(y)aggies

[Anonymous No.53886559]

>>53886469
>>53886474

[Anonymous No.53886562]

>>53886546
Exit liquidity
Pain will be felt

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53886569]

>>53886548
We should send Rocker to investigate the new facility.

[Anonymous No.53886571]

I saw a large credit spread for SPY earlier. December 15th expiration. SPY needs to be above $400 to break even, and above $425 for max profit. Thoughts?

[Anonymous No.53886573]

>>53886522
Thats a man.

[Anonymous No.53886588]

>>53886569
I'm on it!

[Anonymous No.53886590]

Oil still under 80

[Anonymous No.53886593]

>>53886573
Pepe is non-binary and is MAP positive you bigot.

[Anonymous No.53886594]

>>53886447
goddamn hedgies. Why can't they just capitulate and make millionaires out of all of the redditors who bought 10 shares.

[Anonymous No.53886598]

>>53886590
oil keeps swinging between 73 and 80 for 6 months now, free money if you play the swings

[Anonymous No.53886609]

>>53886571
>He trades options and doesn't have OS premium
You can't see it from the labels, but 350/425 have the most put volume. You don't know whether this is a bullish or bearish position (strikes could be reversed) or whether it's speculation or hedging.
Also looking at the area under the curve, there's a good chance of failure

[Anonymous No.53886615]

The Mango Habanero.

The 15x Revenues.

The COGS Volatility.

[Anonymous No.53886633]

>>53886590
Thats ok. Keeps it more stable for profits over the years. 10 year super cycle here.

[Anonymous No.53886644]

>>53886609
>>53886571
We also don't know the thesis. This position feels like it was written as a "covered call" to profit from the market moving up. Vega doesn't matter if it's held to expiry, and this has a similar P&L to a CC, but with less downside risk.

[Anonymous No.53886662]

>>53885746
It bounced. BOIL is going to $600

[Anonymous No.53886681]

I am done. With crypto and stocks. All of it, literally. It isnt worth it, none of this is worth it. Not even the EBIN MEMES. The x10, which is conservative by this board's measures, will NEVER happen once in 10.000 attempts. YOU think YOU'RE the smartest guy in the entire market? LMAO. If there is stock promising enough to make 10x returns in a short time-frame, the smart money will have you beat 99,9% of the time, every. fucking. time. SO WHATS THE FUCKING POINT? 10% here-and-there-baby-gains at best versus getting dumped on an losing your entire net worth just to risk maybe getting a decent return? Even if you DO win, tax man readily lines up to take 35% of it. Trading isnt worth the stress as the little man. There is no way, you will make it trading unless you baghold for literal generations and liquidate when you are old, frail, dying man at which point money doesnt even matter. If you didn't get into crypto before 2017, youre chasing the eternal dragon like a degenerate junkie wasting away his hard earned cash in a major jewish trombola. All in all, none of it is worth the time. You, as in you dumbass, is trying to compete against the smartest brains the world, the algos, the CEO's and their pet smarts getting paid millions of dollars a years to drain you fucks for liqudity. From this point on, I am going to put everything I earn into an index fund with the earnest goal to at least beat inflation. I am never going to look at charts again. I will never make the mistake of thinking I can somehow outsmart the system. Ill keep my index funds nice and securely tucked away along my IRS for old age, enjoy the small things in life and keep a readily avaiable store of cash at hand so I can travel the world and enjoy doing so while I am still young and healthy.

I am never going to make it

[Anonymous No.53886685]

I have money. I have a family. I have a career. I'm just not happy with life.

[Anonymous No.53886694]

SKYT kings yeah im thinking we're fucking back. sonderman also delivering a keynote speech early march. think we're gonna reach for the stars?

turns out the sky wasnt the limit after all

[Anonymous No.53886709]

>>53886681
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53886713]

>>53886681
The point is it is a Ponzi scheme for pensions and your elected leaders to launder money ala Nancy so they can rug everyone after it runs its course. Just nibble on the few bits of cheese you can without springing the trap.

[Anonymous No.53886718]

>people say not to hold reits in brokerage cause it heems you on taxes
>its only a 22% tax under $95k

[Anonymous No.53886719]

I have no money. I have no family. I have no career. I'm just not happy with life

[Anonymous No.53886721]

>>53886681
Retail doesn't matter. The market is just institutions trying to shit on eachother and frontrun. Reddit broading their plays is just asking for a hedgie to come along and fuck with the position. In finance, you come out ahead by taking the road less traveled. You can't time the market, but timing is everything.

[Anonymous No.53886723]

>>53886681
Yeah I'm getting pretty fucking sick of losing money. I admit plebbit is smarter than /smg/ and I'm way too pessimistic and conservative to make any real amount of money. Guess I'll also sudoku in the wage cage

[Anonymous No.53886746]

>>53886723
>Reddit is smarter
We like to have fun here. Why don't you go back?

[Anonymous No.53886758]

>>53886723
>I admit plebbit is smarter than /smg
all they do is options gamble

[Anonymous No.53886771]

>>53886694
Yesterday was an obvious accumulation shakeout.
I’m done shilling it here though, honestly smg has never been in such bad shape.

[Anonymous No.53886775]

we bartting now

[Anonymous No.53886777]

>>53886681
and just like that, a new copypasta was born

[Anonymous No.53886784]

>>53886719
At least we have each other

[Anonymous No.53886793]

>>53886777
Kek has spoken.

[Anonymous No.53886806]

If this month ends again in a long legged doji I am going to need meds

[Anonymous No.53886820]

this is the worst /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.53886828]

>>53886820
Just wait until you see the next one

[Anonymous No.53886831]

>>53886771
we need to give these people hope and faith in the market, the greatest money making and wealth building tool mankind has ever developed. these lost souls will go back to investing in stupid shit like crypto, pennyshit, and mutant fish if we don't talk about real companies doing real things in the world

we have to be our brother's keepers

[Anonymous No.53886837]

>SOXS was worth 184 million dollars a share in 2010
>its now worth 21 dollars

WTFWT bros? How did this happen?

[Anonymous No.53886842]

>>53886681
>so I can travel the world
gay

[Anonymous No.53886848]

>>53886775
:)

[Anonymous No.53886860]

>>53886719
I have decent amount of money but nowhere near enough to exit wageslaving. It actually sucks so much knowing that even despite working my ass off I still have at least a decade of wageslaving ahead of me while and 0 motivation to continue.

[Anonymous No.53886863]

How bad are millennials gonna seethe when scotus strikes down the student loans gibs

[Anonymous No.53886867]

>>53886831
But AQB is literally the easiest 100x in this thread.

Give it 5 years

[Anonymous No.53886868]

BUY RYCEY - THEY HAD GOOD EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.53886873]

>>53886777
checked and saved

[Anonymous No.53886875]

>BOIL was worth over 39k in 2011

WHAT THE FUCK BROS HOW COULD I HAVE MISSED THIS

[Anonymous No.53886882]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53886890]

>>53886837
>>53886875
anon... it's time to stop trading....

[Anonymous No.53886893]

WHAT WAS THAT?!?

[Anonymous No.53886906]

>>53886860
>nowhere near enough to exit wageslaving
what's your number to do that?

[Anonymous No.53886924]

>>53886893
>>53886882
who fucking cares it'll get bought up in a microsecond by the jew algos anyway

[Anonymous No.53886938]

>>53886681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkusy4ylhiY

[Anonymous No.53886953]

>>53886924
This looks like distribution again.

[Anonymous No.53886955]

What are people thinking about the Tesla investor event tomorrow?
I assume it will spike but I'm reading expectations of it dumping.
Your thoughts /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53886957]

>>53886380
Farmed salmon is fucking gross and adding mutant cancer to the mix isn't helping

[Anonymous No.53886958]

>>53886906
I live in eastern europe, so $800k - $1m would be enough for me to buy a house and retire while living on REIT / divvy / bond yield.
Right now I got $110k and am at the point in my career where I can save around $50k a year after expenses. Last 10 years I was putting all effort into advancing career, which burned me out as hell.

[Anonymous No.53886967]

>>53886906
It will never be enough. I would currently need to work another 30 years in order for my pension to even be worth it to retire.

[Anonymous No.53886973]

>>53886955
They're gonna shill that stupid truck again and pretend it's not retarded

[Anonymous No.53886978]

>>53886721
Trading is an information game. Trade on bad info = you lose. Be a retailer squashed between organized peak human intelligence? good fucking luck idiot. Retailers who have acces to good information = very few, bar none, if they do, they get hired to tade professionally. You as a retailer thinking that he can predict the value of a security more accurately than the weaponized autism of institutions with centuries of experience in that shit is doomed to get fucked. You are always just reacting as a retailer, never prospecting. You think you are, but you arent. Otherwise the prospect you are prospecting wouldnt be a prospect. Its a lost game from the start unless you get lucky.

[Anonymous No.53886983]

>>53886860
Same, just cant get excited about these days and have a decent chunk of change.

[Anonymous No.53886991]

>>53886955
Those cunts need to announce a motorcycle.

[Anonymous No.53887004]

>>53886957
Eat the grass hoppers and drink the roachmilk.

AQB is the future of protein. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53887006]

>>53886957
Your opinion doesn't matter, and I mean that in the nicest way possible; what matters is: Will it be a successful product. Who is the demographic that will buy this? Will the business be profitable?

[Anonymous No.53887023]

>>53886906
>exit wageslaving
With 30 yr about at 5% I need around 2 million in 30 years to make about 100k. Thats enough to quit forever.

[Anonymous No.53887028]

>>53886955
probably pump for no reason.

[Anonymous No.53887032]

>6 month is hitting 5.2%

[Anonymous No.53887037]

>>53885841
its pe was 90 at the height of january. now its 133 lul

[Anonymous No.53887040]

i need big sour hour pls

[Anonymous No.53887041]

>>53886978
That's why I'm saying to trade stuff that's less popular and ride on the coattails of other's success. You can frontrun stuff if you're early enough, but you might be too early and have opportunity cost. Copper, for example.
Suppose every trade comes down to a coin flip, you have a 50% chance of winning or losing money. That's actually better than some retail traders can do. If you have good risk management, trading psychology, and position sizing, you'll eventually hit a trend that gives you outsized gains. Consistency is key.

[Anonymous No.53887049]

>>53887023
How do you get 5% yield? I usually use 2.5% (3% before tax). I know that bond yields are decent right now, but considering how much government loves free money it probably won't last.

[Anonymous No.53887052]

>>53887037
growth fags are actually insane

[Anonymous No.53887055]

>>53887032
You buying?

[Anonymous No.53887059]

>>53887004
You have to forgive the West Coast food sales people. They stand to lose.. I don't even know what, if you learn how to grow Salmon without their rivers.
If you haven't noticed, most of the "food news" of the last decade has a strange pattern of following what Oxford/Harvard in CA is growing.

[Anonymous No.53887063]

>>53886991
>>53887023
Two million after tax...So you need about 3 million in gains to achieve this. Dont forget you need a place to live, thats another 500k-1 million depending on location. So you need 4 million to achieve your 100k a year

[Anonymous No.53887065]

>>53887049
anon the 20 year is already 2.11% and we still have another 2 years of rate hikes

[Anonymous No.53887068]

the sum of all negative experiences towards the market can simply be described as delusion. Not delusion in the typical insultive sense, but in the more literal and descriptive manner. you have these men, good people, smart people, thinking oh the market should do this or that, go this way or that way. what fools, thinking they can steer a ship whose wheel has more hands than its spokes. the prudent sailor however, looks simply at where the wind is blowing, and rides the waves accordingly for he has not the folley of arrogance. in short do not chase after wind my friends, but indeed do follow it in humility with caution and not wanton excitement

letters to investors, 1932

[Anonymous No.53887080]

>>53886906
For me i'm thinking about ~1.3mill.

[Anonymous No.53887083]

>>53887065
meant 4.11% FUC

[Anonymous No.53887084]

>>53887049
>3% before tax
I wasnt factoring in taxes, although fed bonds are exempt from state tax. Bills are closer to 5% right now really though. Bonds will catch up eventually but started to lag. But im not talking strictly just the yield, im talking about the coupon rate. The payouts is what makes it worthwhile.
>https://www.treasurydirect.gov/auctions/announcements-data-results/
You can see it here.

[Anonymous No.53887087]

>>53887028
That is all the confirmation bias my dumbass needs.

[Anonymous No.53887100]

>>53887063
>Dont forget you need a place to live, thats another 500k-1 million depending on locatio
That wasnt what the question was though. Just to stop working. You dont need a million dollar house to do that. We are just saying 100k fixed income. Thats enough to quit jobs. You can then use that 100k to invest in other stuff if you keep working.

[Anonymous No.53887107]

>>53887063
Wat.

[Anonymous No.53887109]

>>53887068
Real sailor here, I just wanna bang some mermaids.

[Anonymous No.53887124]

Imagine if we hit 7-9%

[Anonymous No.53887133]

>>53887109
>real sailor
what's your raft?

[Anonymous No.53887140]

>>53886953
What is that Webm from?

[Anonymous No.53887141]

>>53887124
I'd bust, higher for longer

[Anonymous No.53887149]

>>53887052
Thats a MAN

[Anonymous No.53887152]

>>53887109
Real diver here, I have yet to find one. I shall keep searching though

[Anonymous No.53887157]

>>53887063
Don't forget inflation. You need enough to grow your treasury stash by 3% per year too, just to maintain parity with inflation.
Oh, and you need to pay taxes on the gains from that growth as well, so you need enough to grow by 4% so that after taxes you'll have grown by 3%.

[Anonymous No.53887170]

DOLE bros...

why is this happening to us?

[Anonymous No.53887185]

>>53887152
You won't find them. The Chinese turned the last pod into fish-sticks. Tasty, I will admit. You know what I ate last summer.

[Anonymous No.53887186]

>SKYT is back to where it was Friday
>imagine not buying the company that made this

[Anonymous No.53887187]

>>53887140
No idea. Some american tv show I assume. For the lad's sake I hope they had to do a few takes of that one.

[Anonymous No.53887195]

>>53887187
Reverse image search gave me nothing wahhhhh

[Anonymous No.53887200]

>>53887133
Twas a shitty vessel, much like markets she sinks from time to time. Girthy, slow, and full of sad seamen.

[Anonymous No.53887201]

>>53885754
Its a language model

[Anonymous No.53887203]

>>53887083
I admit, it would be great if yields stayed this high (as long as inflation goes down already).
Dunno maybe I'm too conservative in my estimates, would be great if I could retire in 10 years instead of 20 if I could assume 5% yield

>>53887084
That's quite comfy, I wouldn't mind buyng 30 year bonds with > 3% yield. Stocks that have payout this high are usually either commodity stocks with irregular payout or market is pricing in some issues.

[Anonymous No.53887226]

>>53887200
Speaking of ships.
ZIM bros, gonna sip or slurp the shake?

[Anonymous No.53887229]

>>53887226
oh im finna slurp

[Anonymous No.53887239]

I should’ve listened to the anon who shilled PGNY a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.53887243]

>HIMS
how much viagra are you bhenchodes using these days, wtf

[Anonymous No.53887251]

>AMC Earnings after hours
Are you going to be degen enough to gamble on this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53887266]

>>53887243
Ever since my prostate biopsy I haven't been able to get a boner.

[Anonymous No.53887276]

>>53887186
Looks like it hit a reversal a few days ago, what with the big rally on high volume. It's probably going to dip to under $10 before a bottom is found

[Anonymous No.53887282]

>>53887023
Easiest way to "exit" wageslaving is to find a job you find tolerable, perhaps one you even sometimes look forward going to, something low stress, a job where the hiring process does not include an HR screening done by women with art degrees, a job that is bulletproof in demand, something that gets you outside and use your hands every now and then, that is flexible and earns you enough to occasionally have longer extended periods of free time to do what you want to do in life. Very few things bought buy money is more gratisfactory than the experiences that much less money can be afforded by the man who has a vision and peace in his everyday doing who knows that life is not itself about making money, but making certain experiences come trough. Understand you are a brain on the drugs of capitalism and greed and act accordingly, wisefully. Making it wont matter then, even rich men work for free because leisure with no limitation is horribly boring and unrewarding

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53887284]

this market wants lower

[Anonymous No.53887287]

>>53887186
Nobody listens to CDs anymore bruh.

[Anonymous No.53887293]

>>53887266
Shoulda bought a Russian shitter, for all that talk about loving Muscova. Hard to believe you'd miss the one useful thing the Asians are stull using.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOzIX43fdJY

[Anonymous No.53887309]

>>53886863
Glorious
I ain't subsidizing my fellow niggers' stupidity
If I didn't fall for the loan trap and if I actually benefitted from high sat scores, so should have they
Instead they were out drinking every other day and copying my hw as time ticked by. Fuck them.

[Anonymous No.53887312]

>>53887287
the sound is more authentic, not like the digital crap of today

[Anonymous No.53887324]

>>53887312
Masterful counter shitpost. You're power grows.

[Anonymous No.53887328]

>>53887312
Really depends. The trick to Youtube is only getting the audio vids and using 720. There are plenty of CD audio mixes that didn't work compared to the LP.

[Anonymous No.53887342]

>>53887276
If SKYT dips back down that low I’m just gonna throw everything at it

[Anonymous No.53887345]

>>53887186
>remember david soxl?
>he's back, in pog form!

[Anonymous No.53887351]

>>53887266
Yeah "prostate biopsy" sure baggie

[Anonymous No.53887359]

OIL CHADS ASSEMBLE!

[Anonymous No.53887388]

new >53887385

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53887398]

>>53887385
>>53887385
>>53887385

let me help you

[Anonymous No.53887424]

>>53887195
It's Dr. House, m8. Second or third season I believe

[Anonymous No.53887468]

>>53887398
bumpn 2 fin

[Anonymous No.53887518]

>>53887251
I started avoiding everything WSB has its eye on right after they chose AMC after GME. Avoid everything they have an interest in like the plague.

[Anonymous No.53887660]

>>53887195
This >>53887424

Young kid has extra testosterone or something. For some reason they think that's a medical problem.