Who do I talk to about making a PnD?

[Anonymous No.53877582]

I see there's some group here clearly who hires clickfarms to make fake replies to pump their threads.
It can't be costing much because the coins they shill never produce not a single one in three years, I'm an autist and have been tracking this.
Shib Inu was a fluke and only got traction because of Vitalik dumping it all which made news that was provable.

I'm desperate and broke but I could probably get what $50 it takes to hire this group here?
I mean seriously how much do you guys cost.