/smg/ Everybody gets a NO LANDING!!!

[Anonymous No.53873999]

You get a SOFT LANDING!
You GET A NO LANDING!
You get a SOFT LANDING!
You GET A NO LANDING!
You get a SOFT LANDING!
You GET A NO LANDING!

EVERYBODY GETS A NEW BULL MARKET!!!!
When everybody is bullish that is when I short. Baby.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>53872020

[Anonymous No.53874003]

Cock

[Anonymous No.53874012]

bros wtf

[Anonymous No.53874013]

>>53873999
Early bakers get the ____

[Anonymous No.53874018]

amc poomping

[Anonymous No.53874020]

I already have a bad feeling about this thread

[Anonymous No.53874022]

>>53873999
were going to have another range bound market arent we?

[Anonymous No.53874025]

N

[Anonymous No.53874026]

Trans landing welcome to translvyania where the landings are soft and the trans are hot. we here to run this market a muck. it's true oh its true. you better go long you better watch out cause the bulls will take you out.

>welcome to the recession

[Anonymous No.53874029]

Boring crab day

[Anonymous No.53874037]

SLGG

[Anonymous No.53874041]

WHERE ARE WE ON THE RECESSION CHART MAP!?!?

[Anonymous No.53874044]

Since there ain't gonna be a recession the market should be at ATH soon

[Anonymous No.53874046]

Retail is STILL buying

[Anonymous No.53874048]

Last night for the third time I watched the 1985 Mickey Rourke kino Year of the Dragon.

This song is in it and it’s pretty good
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tc2tW0jFHPo

[Anonymous No.53874051]

adxn shill wy@, in for 1000 shares

[Anonymous No.53874056]

>>53874012
it's higher in my state. i bought these, highly recommend. they dont fall over in the trunk and fold down very flat.

[Anonymous No.53874069]

QUICK

SOMEONE GIVE ME A WEEKLY TO GAMBLE ON.

[Anonymous No.53874070]

>>53874012
>>53874056
kek... literal baggies!

[Anonymous No.53874073]

>>53874069
ZOOM
Earnings today
They might retard pump like NVIDIA because they are getting into AI

[Anonymous No.53874076]

Could we break and hold 4K please

[Anonymous No.53874096]

>>53874041
>5% is a brutal headlock on the financial system
Look at how far we done fell.

[Anonymous No.53874097]

>>53874041
I dunno, what sectors are doing well?

[Anonymous No.53874101]

>>53874073
Has their market share stabilized? They haven’t been losing customers to teams or the like, have they?

[Anonymous No.53874104]

>>53874056
each would have to last 146 trips to be worth it. Why not just use a cheap and short laundry basket?

[Anonymous No.53874108]

>>53874012
It's a quarter in shittyfornia. With tip that comes out to a whole dollar extra.

[Buy Low Sell High No.53874111]

What I don't understand is why this pedophile is holding up a SKYT product.

Anyone have any idea why? Dod Skywater fab some single digit aged cunny in there or what?

[Buy Low Sell High No.53874126]

>>53874111
Kek

[Anonymous No.53874134]

>>53874111
Investing based on deep state pedophile corruption isn't a sure thing. Remember PIPP?

[Anonymous No.53874141]

>>53874020
Is the bad feeling in the thread right now?

[Anonymous No.53874144]

>>53874096
Greenspan's 6% rate was considered "artificially low" by some

[Anonymous No.53874148]

>>53874097
I meant the despair, confusion, recession chart map

[Anonymous No.53874150]

>>53874104
because i carry a bag or two with me as i'm grocery shopping.

[Anonymous No.53874159]

>>53874144
Bring back double digit rates says I. I don't give a fuck about debt servicing or whatever.

[Anonymous No.53874161]

>>53874111
Why is Joseph Bidet holding a giant pog? Are they making a comeback?

[Buy Low Sell High No.53874166]

>>53874134
Pretty sure Satan can turn this 700 mil MC into a 7 bil MC with his servant Joe Brandon's help.

[Anonymous No.53874168]

>>53874144

>5% and we go back to normal!!

[Anonymous No.53874173]

>>53874148
Hmm, this or the plain red one without any quotes?

[Buy Low Sell High No.53874188]

>>53874161
SKYT has a diverse product line.

From chips to pogs, they do it all.

[Anonymous No.53874190]

Also the market will die right...now.

[Anonymous No.53874200]

short coinbase, they run an absolute dog shit exchange

[Anonymous No.53874209]

>>53873999
Hope you guys sold, that was last pump youre ever going to get.

[Anonymous No.53874213]

>>53874173
This one, TY anon. Where do you think we are on it?

[Anonymous No.53874217]

Just finished rockers video. Is someone else posting nudes? Based. He will never take your bussy he is too fat and will get tired fast.

[Anonymous No.53874221]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.53874224]

Natural gas cant possibly get any lower that a couple days ago right? Going in on it now is fool proof right?

[Buy Low Sell High No.53874227]

>>53874166
>>53874111
>>53874188

Holy fuck these digits.

SKYT will at least 10x within 5 years.

[Anonymous No.53874229]

>>53874209

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcfPiZNkKPs

We tried to warn them.

[Anonymous No.53874238]

>>53874213
The "complacency" cool off bump.

[Anonymous No.53874243]

>>53874141
Yes, it's sitting right beside me at the moment

[Anonymous No.53874250]

>>53874227
Thanks anon, just put 10k down

[Anonymous No.53874262]

>>53874213
We're not. Some assets at some times correspond to the bubble chart. In real terms we are between Anger and Depression, but we are not there in emotional terms. Macro and rates are driving the market for now, not sentiment.

[Anonymous No.53874264]

>>53874013
D

[Anonymous No.53874270]

>SKYT shills are back
lmao. Thanks again whoever sold me those cheap puts at $15.

[Anonymous No.53874271]

>>53874217
Careful wt TKRA(?) thing. They filed to delist a year ago, and 2 weeks ago finalized the 53 delist request.

[Anonymous No.53874280]

>>53874221
When moon?

[Anonymous No.53874290]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

nice trips OP

[Anonymous No.53874297]

>>53874280
March

[Anonymous No.53874328]

>>53873999
>Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin made national headlines recently when he rejected a Ford Motor F, 2.23% factory in a struggling part of the state, owning to Ford’s partnership with Contemporary Amperex Technology Co. 300750, -1.06% ( CATL), a Chinese electric-vehicle battery manufacturer. Youngkin said the proposed factory was a “front for the Chinese Communist Party.”

>A month later, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer celebrated that her state landed the plant, saying, “It’s thrilling, it’s thrilling.”

F
U
C
K

F
O
R
D
FORD IS COMMUNIST TRAITOR

[Anonymous No.53874329]

>>53874271
My portfolio is a safe 100% BOIL and cash I don't use rockers meme picks I just like his threadly news. Just finna try to find who the other shirtless Chad poster is

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53874339]

Just a reminder, shorting the market is not something people should do. All people who short the market are no better than the jews. You should only buy the dip and never sell. Thank you for your cooperation.

[Anonymous No.53874344]

>>53874329
I'd take the hunter for the big animals and the wolves to take care of the rats

[Anonymous No.53874345]

>>53874339
filtered.

[Anonymous No.53874347]

>>53874328
Literally all lithium ion cells are made in china

[Anonymous No.53874350]

Open MMM calls

[Anonymous No.53874357]

Give it to me straight, bros... is a Fed funds rate of 4.75% not actually neutral or restrictive in the current environment? Is it actually slightly stimulative?

[Anonymous No.53874358]

looks like it's tanker season again

[Anonymous No.53874362]

>>53874328
Ford is basically circling the drain at this point. They need any help they can get even if it comes from communist China.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53874365]

>>53874344
15 wolves ain't going to do shit about the rats, the way to deal with the rats is to take the 5 niggers, and get them to form a circle and donkey kong ground pound the swarm of rats. all the rats are dead in under 5 minutes.

[Anonymous No.53874366]

Sooo
>(((marketwatch))) doesn't like Henry Ford
No fucking way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_dUmDBfp6k

[Anonymous No.53874373]

>>53874347
MAKE THEM IN AMERICA THEN AND IF WE DONT HAVE THE RESOURCES THATS WHAT THE MILITARY IS FOR, NOT SHOOTING SHITSKINS FOR NO REASON AND THEN NOT TAKING THEIR OIL

[Anonymous No.53874374]

>>53874329
I pick 4 bears and 7 bulls, my only defense in this crab market

[Anonymous No.53874375]

>>53874329
I think I could get it done with 3 bears and 10k rats.

[Anonymous No.53874378]

>>53874357
Dis nigga still believes in R* lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.53874383]

I need to make at least 300,000 american dollars by august or they're going to kill me

[Anonymous No.53874384]

>>53874357
Let me put it to you this way. They have raised rates the fastest this economy has ever seen in history and even that wasn't enough.

[Anonymous No.53874392]

>>53874357
I am gonna be real with you, the federal funds rate should have never gone below 3%. And yes.

[Anonymous No.53874393]

I am getting demoralized.

[Anonymous No.53874394]

>>53874384
it's going higher too

[Anonymous No.53874402]

>>53874329

50 hawks is overpowered as fuck, they can bleed you to death in minutes and none of those animals can defend you from that

[Anonymous No.53874428]

>>53874365
baggot with the low iq take (again)
having a rats frontline with a hunter in the back is clearly the best choice.
your donkey kong will get killed by rifle faster than it can finish his DOLE

[Anonymous No.53874431]

>>53874402
you could just use a bat and smack them when they dive bomb you

[Anonymous No.53874449]

SIRC is bottoming, for those of you who like penny stocks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53874453]

>>53874428
>implying I don't take the rats and the niggers
I just sent my army of rats at the hunter, what the fuck is he going to do.

[Anonymous No.53874460]

>>53874402
Bears and big cats could totally defend you from birds. Those raptors weigh less than 10 lbs

[Anonymous No.53874466]

You ride the Buffalo and either take the hawks or hunter as offense. You see the Buffalo can run for 5+ hours and stomp the rats to death

[Anonymous No.53874468]

>35k SPY
>21k SOXL
>62k cash
>6.5k physical cash
>6k crypto
>no debt
what's my next move bros

[Anonymous No.53874477]

>>53874468
5k in spy so you can sell calls

[Anonymous No.53874484]

>>53874428
i think the only correct answer (doesn't mean it will work) is man with rifle + 3 grizzly bears

man shoots the apex predators while bears defend. man probably dies at somepoint but theres a reason wolves don't fuck with bears in the wild (unless its like a baby bear)

[Anonymous No.53874485]

>>53874468
turn your physical cash into gold so you can feel like a millionaire

[Anonymous No.53874493]

>>53874468
in my poorfag opinion:
SPXL
dca into nvda/msft, they aren't going anywhere and are in prime position to destroy humanity with AI, they will probably be the only organizations left on earth until tay goes postal and hunts them all down

[Anonymous No.53874497]

rycey bros, wgmi?

[Anonymous No.53874501]

did you guys catch that gay last of us?
a hamchad catches a twink in a buffalo bill hole and then forces him to be his wife. it's like rocker's wildest dream come true

[Anonymous No.53874508]

>>53874373
You literally cant because of environmental laws.

[Anonymous No.53874512]

>-$95.53 (-0.01%)
Well today has been a complete waste of time.

[Anonymous No.53874515]

>>53874493
>dca into nvda/msft
>in prime position to destroy humanity with AI
this is your brain on jewmedia AI hype

[Anonymous No.53874524]

>>53874497
what's the story here anon?

[Anonymous No.53874527]

>>53874493
This is why you’re poor

[Anonymous No.53874529]

>>53874484
The 10,000 rats are op, literally the most dangerous thing up there in every climate except high seas.

[Anonymous No.53874532]

>>53874501
is this like in the video game or are the producers off the deep end

[Anonymous No.53874545]

>>53874280
2 more weeks

[Anonymous No.53874546]

>>53874532
>hollywood
>adaptation of beloved property
>current year
i'm gonna let you work that one out

[Anonymous No.53874549]

>25% response rate

[Anonymous No.53874558]

what is the schedule for <3900?

[Anonymous No.53874565]

>>53874532
I never played the second game but the first one had some lesbian kids and a guy that tried to rape a young girl but no faggots to my recollection.

Look Rocker you drink too many beers you probably can't feel your hands you couldn't even hold me down and pin me especially if I was all greased up

[Anonymous No.53874567]

>>53874468
stop holding leveraged ETFs designed for daytrading and swing trading if you want to hold semis long term just buy NVDA shares

[Anonymous No.53874570]

>>53874549
Thats not too bad considering how saturated the industry is, real question is how many checkboxes can they tick for hr?

[Anonymous No.53874573]

>>53874549
>tech worker
like those hoes on the tiktok videos?

[Anonymous No.53874574]

>>53874567
sorry this has been debunked

[Anonymous No.53874586]

We crashing this week. YEP YEP YEP!

[Anonymous No.53874594]

when are we going back to +20% every year?

[Anonymous No.53874596]

test

[Anonymous No.53874597]

>>53874567
we have literal 2020 SOXL bagholders itt

[Anonymous No.53874606]

>>53874567
i've been wondering this exact thing
I want to swing trade with algotrading but I also want to DCA like a good goy

can I DCA into 3x ETFs? or will the readjustments and games they play to bring futures magic to spot fuck you?

on kucoin there were "adjustments" to the value of the ETFs daily and in theory they could fuck you hard over the long term but they never told you what the real math was because they are shady gooks

[Anonymous No.53874611]

>t-they filed to delist a year ago and finalized two weeks ago
Lol, lmao even. He doesn't know the story. He didn't do his DD. He didn't stack at 12c. He's ngmi.

SAD!

[Anonymous No.53874618]

>>53874594
Not until the corporate vampires get back into power. This is going to be a steadily declining decade until they take back over.

[Anonymous No.53874622]

>>53874594
2024

Dow will hit $40K by end of 2025

[Anonymous No.53874628]

>>53874606
>can I DCA into 3x ETFs?
sure, as long as you can sit through a 80% drawdown eventually and then risk them banning the public from using such products

[Anonymous No.53874632]

A lot of the stocks I own have a P/E ratio of less than 2

[Anonymous No.53874636]

We going down to cocaine bear city this week. BABY!!

[Anonymous No.53874638]

>>53874597
>make hundreds of thousands of dollars
>look like that
>have to pay clown girls to touch your tiny peenor

Sad. Many such cases. I bet he max vaxxed to keep his job too like a cuck

[Anonymous No.53874641]

>>53874594
2025, when Krugman comes to power.

[Anonymous No.53874663]

>>53874638
kek.
more like mike hunt

[Anonymous No.53874664]

>>53874565
It would be much easier than you think...

[Anonymous No.53874669]

>>53874611
Just because they delist doesn't mean you'll get that payout amy day soon
>t. Rube with 2 grand stuck in Chinese blood money CO

[Anonymous No.53874670]

>>53874597
I remember them shilling even well into 2022, poor lost souls.

[Anonymous No.53874684]

>>53874570
That's infinitely better than 99% of other industries I'm just amazed they consider it an odyssey.

[Anonymous No.53874692]

coffee is not only good for you, but delicious

[Anonymous No.53874700]

>they're going to delist!
>y-you'll see
FTD come wendsday. ifykyk

[Anonymous No.53874704]

>>53874641
remember when Krugman stated in an interview that the internet will have no bigger impact on society than the fax machine?

he's full blown retarded

[Anonymous No.53874713]

The Mango Habanero.

The Mango Habanero Sauce.

The Lemmon Pepper.

It's At 15x Revenues.

I Keep Warning You.

But You Don't Listen.

[Anonymous No.53874715]

>>53874704
Perfect for the job!

[Anonymous No.53874721]

The Mango Habanero.

The Reduced Cost Of Goods.

The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales

The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

It's. Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

[Anonymous No.53874735]

>>53874529
One gorilla weighs as much as 1000 rats. Anyone saying rats doesn't have a good understanding of scale. They're easily confused by large numbers.

It's a common issue. Ask someone what a billion dollars is and they can't really tell you. When government funding bills throw around a trillion dollars, no one actually knows what the fuck that means.

[Anonymous No.53874736]

I only eat canned peaches, faggot. Keep your nasty south asian fruits to yourselves.

[Anonymous No.53874766]

Bros when is Tyson(TSN) going to bottom out? I want to invest in tendies but it just keeps dropping and crabbing

[Anonymous No.53874767]

>>53874736
>I only eat canned peaches
free pussy, on the house

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53874770]

I have a big announcement to make. So if you know any other /biz/raelis make sure to let them know to check out the thread in 20 minutes time.

[Anonymous No.53874777]

>>53874713
I saw that wing stop has a chicken sandwich now. Easy 10x

[Anonymous No.53874779]

cmon daddy needs a bobo market

line go down line go down

[Anonymous No.53874781]

>>53874262
What a tap dance to the question that was anon!

[Anonymous No.53874793]

>>53874777
Dude, this looks fucking heinous. I bet it tastes far worse than Popeyes/Chick Fil A

[Anonymous No.53874794]

>>53874721
WINGs as a service. The multiple is justified because the TAM is as infinite as the insatiable American appetite.

On an unrelated note, it's sad to see that RRBG is spiraling towards bankruptcy. I used to enjoy their food, 15 years ago.

[Anonymous No.53874803]

>>53874384
>They have raised rates the fastest this economy has ever seen in history
what was the 70's...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53874809]

>>53874794
WING should do fine since it's a luxury goods company, and the people who go there won't be impacted by the recession as much.

[Anonymous No.53874818]

>>53874558
we tickle 3700

[Anonymous No.53874820]

>>53874803
I said fastest not highest.

[Anonymous No.53874819]

>>53874664
Do you really listen to Elvis and frank Sinatra? Not gonna lie that's autistic as fuck. Zoomer music is trash tho

[Anonymous No.53874821]

>>53874793
make of this what you will, but there's a wingstop in my neighbourhood and people are always fucking double parked and shit running in to get their food. pisses me off, but it's like constant.
the real kicker? it's across the street from both an AMC and a GameStop. i think there are meme ley lines in my town.

[Anonymous No.53874824]

Is this a sign bros? Should I go all in?

[Anonymous No.53874826]

>>53874770
FILTERED

[Anonymous No.53874835]

HOW ARE THE SKYSISTERS HOLDING UP??

[Anonymous No.53874844]

I've lost 22% of my 20k investment in a week holding SKYT.

[Anonymous No.53874845]

Biotech. who is going to buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.53874854]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53874855]

>>53874735
>they're easily confused by large numbers
>gorillas
>easily confused
It's a common issue. Ask a gorilla what 10,000 rats is, and they can't really tell you.

Every single creature up there, except in high seas, will lose to 10,000 rats.
They swim on each other, they climb on each other, they move 8mph, and are so small that you can't stomp on one unless you corner it.
And there aren't 10, there aren't 100, there aren't even as many as 1,000.
Your bones will be cleaned in a half hour or less. Everything up there, plausibly excepting the crocs, loses to the rats. And if you're on land, the crocs lose because they're too slow, you simply out walk them.

[Anonymous No.53874857]

>>53874794
>>53874809
Yes trading at 15x revenues while being a restaurant chain with down EBIT (and EBITDA), 1% comps, and net debt of 8x EBITDA justifies the multiple for WING, definitely!
> RRBG

What was Red Robin really known for besides the bottomless fries? I've been there a couple times but not many, as a zoomer. Vaguely recall it was a very.....mediocre establishment. It's just generic Ameriburger stuff. Maybe the vibes inside Red Robin were great because if it wasn't for the nice interior sit-down decor and great hospitality, it would be a far worse choice than Five Guys for burgs

[Anonymous No.53874871]

>>53874781
If you ask me "who's dropped the most today among SPY, QQQ, and IWM?" the correct answer is "none of them". Your premise is wrong.

[Anonymous No.53874872]

>>53873999
How do people trade full time for a living? This shit has been chop city for a whole fucking week. What a waste of time, havent lost any money but I did lose entire days of my life staring at candle sticks that do absolutely nothing.

[Anonymous No.53874878]

>>53874820
true, my bad anon.

[Anonymous No.53874883]

>>53874532
>>53874565
prepper hamfag was a fag in both versions
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OfOqDNsOF4Y

[Anonymous No.53874885]

>>53874857
well believe it or not in the olden times people liked to socialize

[Anonymous No.53874887]

>>53874819
Yes, but not all of Elvis' and Sinatra's catalogue great so I don't want people to think that I'm an edge lord. I like you just can't stand zoomer music. The older I get the less intense shit I like to listen to.

[Anonymous No.53874891]

>>53874871
Now you just trying to confuse us midwits.

[Anonymous No.53874895]

This is fucking bullshit. I've been holding silver and SOXL for three years, and I have yet to receive one single blow job offer from a formerly well-do-to housewife and her questionably aged daughter. When it's the collapse finally happening?

[Anonymous No.53874898]

>>53874821
So you live near a pretty busy Wingstop? Could you go inside the WING and maybe see what people are constantly ordering? Check out what the popular items are for and report back to /smg/. For equity diligence. On WING.

[Anonymous No.53874900]

god its just beautiful

if you don't know what happens next, please buckle up (and sell your NVDA/TSLA

[Anonymous No.53874909]

>>53874872
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkRw6NC0Jew
literally everything you need to know about being a trader

[Anonymous No.53874910]

>>53874895
You need to get in to the plumbing trade to be in line for offers like that.

[Anonymous No.53874919]

>>53874835
skyt shill in shambles, nowhere to be found

[Anonymous No.53874924]

>>53874900
THE MEME LINES ARE TOUCHING AND BEING STRONGLY INTERPRITED!! FUUUG!

[Anonymous No.53874930]

>>53874910
plumbers are a joke.
>t. sparky

[Anonymous No.53874934]

>>53874895
>silvertard

getting what you deserve chud

[Anonymous No.53874935]

>>53874891
It's simple: We're not on the bubble chart. You should not be watching the bubble chart to find out where the market's going from here any more than you should follow pic related.

[Anonymous No.53874937]

>>53874910
when i used to deliver pizzas in my late teens this hot ass housewife used to come to the door in just a nightie, open in front
i was too autistic to do anything though

[Anonymous No.53874941]

>>53874632
Name them

[Anonymous No.53874942]

>>53874909
>EkRw6NC0Jew
lel, fitting

[Anonymous No.53874948]

>>53873999
World financial crisis soon. 2 more weeks. Trust the plan bobros.

[Anonymous No.53874950]

>>53874898
would if i could find a fucken park

[Anonymous No.53874952]

>>53874900
Isn't that shit like 10% Carvana bonds?

[Anonymous No.53874953]

>>53874885
No, I understand. It's the same reason my dad likes Applebees or IHOP, despite the fact that you can get better deals and quality in mom n pop shops instead of these chains. People really enjoy chains like Applebees or Red Robin because the interior decor is very nostalgic, etc.

Hell, I fucking hate Applebees' food but the interior decor is nostalgic and reminds of me the olden days.

Pic related is a list of the top grossing restaurant chains in the USA. See any name on this list you find nostalgic, /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53874967]

BRAPGAS
BRAPGAS
BRAPGAS
BRAPGAS

[Anonymous No.53874971]

>>53874188
>>53874166
Wamen golfers are so hot

[Anonymous No.53874975]

>>53874930
Hey my father was a plumber. Apologize!

[Anonymous No.53874976]

>>53874887
Hey man just like the flute guy it's based if you don't care. I'm partial to pretty girls saying nice things music nowadays. Only people I knew that listened to Sinatra had extensive fedora collections

[Anonymous No.53874977]

>>53874046
When will they stop??

[Anonymous No.53874979]

>>53874953
As the list goes on, I have no fucking idea what 75% of these restaurant chains even are. I mean, maybe its because a lot of these are based in the East Coast but holy shit there's zero brand recognition for me on most of these

[Anonymous No.53874985]

the tanker stocks sirs

[Anonymous No.53874988]

>>53874872
So what are you doing? Neither longing nor shorting?

[Anonymous No.53874999]

>>53874967
still not touching it, last time i bought NatGas, that Texas LNG terminal blew up like 15 minutes later kek

[Anonymous No.53875003]

>>53874953
>Texas Roadhouse
we used to have one local, but I haven't seen one in years
I loved the free peanuts and their marinated tri-tip. Usually some fucking hot waitresses too

[Anonymous No.53875009]

>>53874953
>olive garden
fucking trash, only been there once. Texas roadhouse and outback steakhouse are good though.
>>53874975
Never.

[Anonymous No.53875010]

URANIUM

[Anonymous No.53875011]

>>53874967
>Bottom is in
>Chase every rally
I'M
NOT
BULLISH
ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.53875014]

>>53874979
>Crabba’s Italian Grill
>Chud’s

[Anonymous No.53875017]

>>53874999
<buying at +9USD

[Anonymous No.53875026]

>>53874985
Damn, NAT must've crushed earnings.

[Anonymous No.53875030]

>>53874953
DENNbros we're moving on up

[Anonymous No.53875035]

>>53875017
it's not my proudest moment

[Anonymous No.53875036]

>>53874988
I have a couple picks on from my Daily Chart from about a week ago, both long and short ideas, and neither side has given an entry signal all fucking week. Not even trying to day trade, just trying to get a good entry on some longer term swing trades, but this market does nothing except chop, this is boring- when does something actually happen?

[Anonymous No.53875039]

TRKA bros what's habbening??

[Buy Low Sell High No.53875042]

>>53874919
I think it's a fantastic investment. So much so that I just sold 10k in puts on it.

[Anonymous No.53875046]

>>53875030
does DENN still have the 2/4/6 menu?

[Anonymous No.53875045]

>>53875009
>>53875003
What the fuck, the nearest Texas Roadhouse to me is 70 minutes away. I had no idea Texas Roadhouse was so big (ticker: TXRH). Holy shit, that is a pretty big mkt cap for a discretionary staple......

Why is Texas roadhouse so famous? Is it bc of their steaks?

[Anonymous No.53875053]

>>53874857
I wouldn't say Red Robin is competitive nowadays, but it was one of the only decent restaurants in my town growing up.
They had towering fried onions and unlimited strawberry lemonade. That's all I remember. It appealed to families and teenagers.

[Anonymous No.53875055]

>>53874900
I have June puts on NVDA that I opened after the earnings pop, if it actually keeps rallying from here I'm adding more for a longer date. Go ahead trade at 200x earnings I'll just retire when it crashes

[Anonymous No.53875061]

>>53874953
>golden corral that low
If you've never been, it's literally dinner and a show. Used to go all the time just to people watch and fill my gullet with msg loaded garbage. Unfortunately covid killed a lot of them because they're buffets
>>53874976
I think by now it's abundantly clear I don't really give a shit what anyone thinks of me. You fucks are just as schizo and weird as me but most of you are still in the denial phase kek.

[Anonymous No.53875063]

>>53875030
Taylor just released a surprise new single about the Moons Over My Hammy.

[Anonymous No.53875068]

>>53874238
Every retard is saying something like "dude the heckin' recession (the one that never started) is already over, incoming bull run, CHOO CHOO"

[Anonymous No.53875077]

>>53875061
Every single thing I've heard about golden corral is that it is a manifestation of almost every wrong with America and American gastronomy but in a restaurant chain.

I gotta try it out tho. Closest is 45 mins away

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53875083]

Alright first of all I would thank you for coming to listen to this important announcement I have to make.

Now for the announcement.

I would like to say the following:
FUCK NIGGERS AND FUCK JANNIES

That is all. Thank you;

[Anonymous No.53875085]

>>53875045
It's not worth travelling for. It's the red lobster of steakhouses. It's good enough food but you can get it much better at local places usually. Boomers love it.

[Anonymous No.53875087]

>>53875045
>Why is Texas roadhouse so famous? Is it bc of their steaks?
All their food is pretty gud imo, their rolls are really gud too. Before covid, they used to have barrels of penuts that you could take and just throw the shells on the floor, was fun.

[Anonymous No.53875088]

>>53874979
These are all the kinds of chains you'll find in the plaza cities of the east coast suburbs.

[Anonymous No.53875093]

>>53875026
sir don't mention the ticker this general is cursed

[Anonymous No.53875094]

>+25% up on AMC without leverage even though I got in late
it just keeps retarding up

[Anonymous No.53875095]

>>53875061
Sirs I post my dick on this image board too I'm definitely not in denial I just haven't started making content that will put me on a watchlist (yet)

[Anonymous No.53875097]

>>53875045
It's the peanuts

[Anonymous No.53875098]

>>53875083
Keep it up, Baggie, and you might redeem yourself.

[Anonymous No.53875115]

>>53875094
omg is it le MOASSSSSSSS

[Anonymous No.53875117]

They finally screwed up Google Maps. That was the last functional GOOGL product.

[Anonymous No.53875131]

>>53875085
>>53875088
Ahhhh, boomers. You still gotta admit that Texas Roadhouse having more gross sales than fuckin denny's, red lobster, and cheesecake factor is impressive. Or maybe its just that West Coast suburbs don't really have them as much as East coast burbs do.

If I can recommend any restaurant on this list >>53874953 that isn't just there because of nostalgia boomers, it is BJ's. That place easily has some of the best quality food of any of the names I've eaten on this list. Hell, I'd say it is the best food i've had from any of the names on this list

[Anonymous No.53875143]

>>53875117
How so?

[Anonymous No.53875148]

>>53875077
I used to go to the one in Toledo OH years ago. It's basically a collection of niggers, generally fat people, a handful of senior citizens, and a bunch of misbehaved kids. If you go in treating if like an experience, you'll have a good time. Sort of like if you go into the casino knowing you're probably gonna lose your money instead of expecting to win, it makes the whole experience more relaxed. I still miss old country buffet. The wounds are still fresh...

[Anonymous No.53875149]

>>53875083
Based

[Anonymous No.53875152]

>>53874935
Where do you think it's going?

[Anonymous No.53875155]

>>53875042
I'm honest, I'll say it, butterface. There it is. Her face isn't as great as her body, let's face it.

[Anonymous No.53875164]

>>53875117
yes THIS wtf.

In cities now it desperately wants me to take toll roads. If you select the route with "no tolls" then every couple of minutes it'll kick you off the route and say "We found a faster route. Click " no thanks" if you want to stay on the current course"
I can't click anything I'm on a motorway! I had to pull over 3 times last time. Would be better off memorizing the route than using the directions

[Anonymous No.53875168]

hey boys, i got a promotion, a raise and 100k in options, vested over 2 years. can someone help explain the bit about change of control? Does that mean if the owners change? I think i understand most of it, i get the option to buy the shares at the set price after 2 years, after 90 days starting today.

"100000 (Company Name) Employee Stock Options subject to a two (2) year vesting period following 90 days of employment in your new role. These options will vest in full upon a change of control but no sooner than the 91st day of employment. Change of control = 51% change of ownership. The options have a strike price of (amount) at current valuation."

[Anonymous No.53875175]

>>53875148
>If you go in treating if like an experience, you'll have a good time.

This sounds exactly like the type of place my friends and I should go to drunk.

Is Golden Corral buffet style?

[Anonymous No.53875176]

>>53874953
Cheesecake Factory is the only good place on this list.

[Anonymous No.53875179]

>>53874979
I'm in Texas and most of the chains on that list are all over the place here except for maybe 4 or 5 of 'em.
>>53875094
There's no way in hell AMC's actually profitable, right?

[Anonymous No.53875181]

i could see rocker being a big Roger Miller guy

[Anonymous No.53875183]

>>53875131
I disagree. If you are a red blooded white male, cracker barrel is your home. Come home white man.

[Anonymous No.53875185]

>>53875143
They added a bunch of flat UI designs to the page. The scroll is also insanely laggy. They also swapped the rest of it to slow ass react. Why do these BECKY companies insist on using that slow ass framework.

[Anonymous No.53875186]

>tfw AMC avg 4.53
fgm

[Anonymous No.53875191]

>>53875155
It's the dumb middle part in her hair. It's the way hot girls mog ugly girls because it's an objectively ugly trend that only hot girls can pull off. I used to push my exs hair a different way when she did that shit rofl

[Anonymous No.53875194]

Gonna buy some LLAP here. I suggest the anons that want to make some money join me

[Anonymous No.53875197]

>>53875183
But they fired some dudes wife

[Anonymous No.53875199]

>>53875185
>BECKY companies

Poojeet companies. FTFY.

[Anonymous No.53875200]

>>53875094
>>53875179
Are they still fighting any hedge funds or are they only fuckin themselves over after 2 years?

[Anonymous No.53875211]

>>53875176
Cheesecake Factory actually does have some pretty decent food, and the portions are notoriously gargantuan. My issue with Cheesecake Factory is that the menu is way, way too big. The spoil you for choice.
>>53875183
I'm not white (or black) but I've heard that golden corral is a rather black establishment. In general its just for poor people. I don't live around any black people, the poor people near me are all just white chudzones, so I will probably do a nice little Safari tour at golden corral and watch obese white and hispanic families gorge themselves on microwaved popcorn shrimp

[Anonymous No.53875217]

>>53875152
In the next couple months? Dragged to hell by rates and the dollar spiking. Then dragged out in nominal terms by us forcing the BOJ back into YCC, treasury buybacks, cancelling QT for "liquidity concern reasons", that kind of thing.

[Anonymous No.53875218]

>>53875045
It's for 40 year old men who make $70k/year to take their wives out for "a nice steak" at "reasonable prices," that's their entire schtick. Throw in a bar and a shit load of TVs for le sports atmosphere in the evenings and you have a decent business. The one in my hometown in South Texas was the highest-revenue producer of all TRHs I think, and was absolutely packed with refinery workers and their chubby teacher/nurse/SAHM wives every single night of the week. It's somewhere you can wear a Salt Life shirt, flip flops, and shorts but still get a steak, that alone is worth it. Plus they typically have a good wait staff

[Anonymous No.53875228]

bad shit will only begin when DXY, Yields, and equities all crash together

[Anonymous No.53875229]

>>53875191
Nah, for me it's also her face. Her eyes aren't attracting me.

[Anonymous No.53875232]

>>53875211
I went to cheesecake factory twice last year and their food is literally olive garden tier at 2x the price

Cracker barrel is based. Get a country boy breakfast and unlimited coffee for like $10 and it's enough food for like two days

[Anonymous No.53875233]

Is this thread a re-run? I feel like I've seen it before

[Anonymous No.53875234]

>>53875218
I go to Texas Roadhouse once a month or so this is 100% accurate

[Anonymous No.53875235]

>>53875218
>Plus they typically have a good wait staff
They <3 their jobs....apperently.

[Anonymous No.53875241]

>>53875217
Sounds interesting, buying opportunity or get eternally rekt. Idk, the debt ceiling is getting absurd, I wonder how much longer this fiasco of an economy and central bank can keep it going for.

[Anonymous No.53875248]

retards still buying stock when 6mo is giving 5.11 for free

[Anonymous No.53875249]

>>53875200
I think mostly the latter plus the general state of the theater/movie industry right now

[Anonymous No.53875257]

>>53875218
>It's somewhere you can wear a Salt Life shirt, flip flops, and shorts but still get a steak, that alone is worth it. Plus they typically have a good wait staff
That sounds pretty fucking cozy, especially on a nice summer Texas evening.

>Pic related is their menu

You can get a 16oz ribeye steak for only 15 bucks? Jesus christ, does the meat taste like your chewing on leather? The interior design on TXRH looks pretty nice. I would definitely give this a shot if I was into steaks

[Anonymous No.53875260]

>>53874975
did he unclog baggies bussy for you?

[Anonymous No.53875261]

>>53875181
Never really listened to him, might have to.
>>53875197
Let's face it, brad's wife was probably a cunt
>>53875175
Yes it's the king of buffets. You can travel all around the world at golden corral. First you can stop at Italy and get yourself some spaghetti with meat sauce. Then you can swing on by to Mexico and get some nachos with cheese sauce, take a trip to the sea with some fried fish, then swim back to Louisiana and get you some bourbon street chicken, fin travel to the Midwest for some comfy pot roast and mashed taters. Finish clean with the desert bar with the chocolate fountain.

[Anonymous No.53875262]

>>53875218
>live in NC
>salt life stickers on all the trucks
>salt life founder shot a young whore with a pistol in a hotel room during a drug binge and fled last year

Dunno why boomers love that brand so much rofl

[Anonymous No.53875267]

>>53875248
But aren’t bonds also crashing in value every single day?

[Anonymous No.53875271]

and now back to scheduled programming

[Anonymous No.53875272]

>>53875257
Nah it's pretty good food for the price like I said I go once a month min

[Anonymous No.53875279]

I’m financially bored

[Anonymous No.53875285]

>>53875257
I've never been to Texas Roadhouse but they're ALWAYS fucking packed no matter what day of the week it is. Like, parking lot full, people are parking on the street packed. They must be doing something right.

[Anonymous No.53875286]

>>53875233
There is no escape from the loops

[Anonymous No.53875288]

>>53875261
kek

[Anonymous No.53875292]

>>53874999
>>53874967
>>53875017

Just bought some KOLD at 52
I'll use the profits to buy back BOIL when it's at 4

[Anonymous No.53875306]

>>53875249
>>53875200
>>53875094
>>53875115

Buttered popcorn margins are YUGE... check the 10K

[Anonymous No.53875308]

>>53875233
There are only seven categories of /smg/ thread.

[Anonymous No.53875309]

>>53875292
>I shilled KOLD at 9
>smg called me a retard
>now they are buying it at 52

Your bussy is going to be so raw

[Anonymous No.53875314]

>>53875232
>I went to cheesecake factory twice last year and their food is literally olive garden tier at 2x the price
No way, Olive Garden's food is worse than Cheesecakes'. Not by much, but Cheesecake actually gives you the impression you're eating out somewhere, whereas Olive Garden feels like an overweight person started making tiktok italian recipes

[Anonymous No.53875317]

Alright lads you've convinced me, hitting up my local TRH this week. What should I get?

[Anonymous No.53875324]

>>53875285
Once boomers die off, places like Applebee's and such are going to have to change their strategy completely. Dining out like that isn't really something zoomers do. Usually they are all casual dining spots where there is no wait staff. Honestly the idea of having some person serve you and basically beg you for money is weird. I'll just order at the counter and tell me when it's ready.

[Anonymous No.53875325]

>>53875309
well I shilled BOIL at 5.5 and ppl said natty gas was going negative at contract expiry

I just trade what's handed to me bruh.

[Anonymous No.53875326]

>>53875306
If I'm paying $10 for a tub of popcorn I want a little show to go with it

[Anonymous No.53875327]

>>53875285
>>53875272
Would you guys go to Texas Roadhouse with me to do some diligence on the company and their menu / quality of products and service? Obviously the meal would be on me.

Would you guys come with me to TXRH? And what would you order? What clothes would you guys wear?

[Anonymous No.53875329]

It's like they want me to be antisemitic.

[Anonymous No.53875337]

>>53875314
Hey watch your fucking mouth when you talk about my tour of Italy...

[Anonymous No.53875338]

>>53875235
The TRH from that memetic image must be in some shitty Milwaukee town, too many mayos. Texas ones are filled with perky little 22 year old Latinas that will probably 2x their size in a decade but are still top tier wife material if you a) don't care about their shape or b) are into chubbos

>>53875257
It's "good meat" but I don't buy into the muh high quality beef thing too much, I air fried half a London Broil last night that was as tender as filet lol but to answer your question no, it's a decent steak especially for the price

>>53875262
Because they view Guy Harvey wearers as elitists so Salt Life is the "everyman" brand, at least that's my experience from growing up in coastal South Texas. Dudes wearing GH were either 20 year old fratdaddies home from college during summer/holiday vacation, rich Exxon engineers, or 55+ rich boomers with killer fishing boat setups. Salt Life guys are more like, fishing off a public pier drinking Keystone at 10am types lol

[Anonymous No.53875345]

>>53874979
>>53874953
Its also the consistency that people like. If im craving something I know which place usually can do it well.

[Anonymous No.53875346]

it's easy to find a job

[Anonymous No.53875348]

>>53875327
It's 100% casual, it's blue collar types for sure

[Anonymous No.53875349]

>>53875314
It's impossible to fuck up salad and pasta. Cheesecake factory looks nicer to trick Karen's into thinking it's fancy but the food is fucking garbage for $30/person

[Anonymous No.53875353]

>>53875337
oh shieeet that's Kashkari's key inflation barometer: FROZEN LASANEEE

[Anonymous No.53875357]

>>53875257
The steaks are actually really fucking good. Kills Longhorns, Outback, etc. If you're paying under $30 a plate Texas Roadhouse is the only game in town

[Anonymous No.53875361]

>>53875232
Cracker Barrel really is the best. No question there.

[Anonymous No.53875363]

>>53875357
this nigga gets it

[Anonymous No.53875367]

BUY RYCEY: THEY HAD GOOD EARNINGS

[Anonymous No.53875375]

>>53875324
This is an interesting thought. I am Gen Z and I would totally disagree with the fact that we don't dine out....we just don't dine out at CHAINS. We dine out at le epic mom n pop shops or le new hipster chain.

I eat out all the time with my two zoomer buddies, just not at casual chain dining spots like Applebees, Chilis, Texas Roadhouse, etc like the boomers do.

But yeah I think you're absolutely right that chain sit-down restaurants are gonna need to change their model. There is a lot of upkeep associated w the decor and memorabilia inside those Sports-Bar themed Applebees, etc. None of the zoomers really give a shit about that.


Actually as I type this spiel out, I will say that my zoomer friends and I go to Buffalo Wild Wings for sportsball on occasion. The vibes in those kind of chain restaurants are nice. Sports bar type chains like Buffalo Wild Wings will be fine but I can't see places like Applebees or Chilis getting nearly as much revenues once boomers die off

[Anonymous No.53875378]

>>53875309
>smg called me a retard
that was me!

[Anonymous No.53875379]

>>53875045
>>53875097
this anon has it.

You can eat as many damn peanuts as you want and you just toss it on the floor like a pig and wagies have to stomach your disgusting table manners.

[Anonymous No.53875391]

>>53875324
I see a lot of zoomers eating out but it's usually late at night in a popular spot, like a restaurant close to a movie theater or whatnot. Maybe they don't really like specifically make "dinner plans" like older people, where you're getting ready to go out specifically just to eat, not just because you happened to be out anyhow.
>>53875327
I'd get a ribeye so I can scrutinize it and compare/contrast to my own impeccable grilling skills. Seriously though I grill a ton so it's kinda ruined steakhouses for me. I'm really, really picky about steaks now.

[Anonymous No.53875393]

>>53875232
>>53875361

>Cracker barrel is based. Get a country boy breakfast and unlimited coffee for like $10 and it's enough food for like two days
I've literally never been inside one of these places. What the fuck is it and why do people talk about it? What dishes are they famous for?

[Anonymous No.53875399]

>>53875375
Don't worry zoom zoom, I used to go to bdubs all the fucking time like 15 years ago when I was in my early 20's. Difference is, back then it was actually a good value. The place is a fucking rip off now. I used to done out all the time when I was younger because I couldn't cook. Now that I can cook there is really no reason to dine out.

[Anonymous No.53875401]

>>53875378
there were some "BOIL kek baggie" trolls that kept on replying to everyone that said BTFD on BOIL these past two weeks.

awfully quiet now... but in the end I gotta trade and I'll scalp a KOLD while I wait to reenter BOIL

>muh weather

[Anonymous No.53875405]

>>53875326
Putting on shows is only for down time. When you're trying to fill 16 houses for the after-dinner start bracket and your lobby is only fire code rated for half the occupancy of all the theaters put together you have to hustle the gawkers through the line.
Also I just noticed bro is sporting a gold lanyard which means he's over 21 and trained for bar service. I wonder if he does drink mixing tricks too.

[Anonymous No.53875406]

>>53875337
Lol this is what I got the last time I went to Olive Garden. It was so filling but you can just tell you're still overpaying for microwaved Stouffers-tier crap

[Anonymous No.53875407]

>>53875402
>>53875402
>>53875402

[Anonymous No.53875417]

>>53875375
Buffalo wild wings used to be okay but their beer prices are so Jewish now and the wings 3xd in prices in the last 5 years. Fuck that noise

[Anonymous No.53875430]

>>53875393
Are you kidding me?!? It's basically a conservative southern themed restaurant It's pretty based if you like comfort food. They have a nice little country store where you can get olde tyme gifts and knickknacks too.

[Anonymous No.53875434]

>>53875393
It's Waffle House for people who are too uppity to go to Waffle House. Which means it's really good and the price is right

[Anonymous No.53875435]

>>53875417
Anon, the cheapest beer at BWW is $3.....wtf are you talking about. I was literally in shock when I saw how cheap the beer at BWW was when i went last time. And I live in one of the most expensive cities in the USA

[Anonymous No.53875444]

>>53874824
HH

[Anonymous No.53875447]

>>53875393
It's southern comfort food. Biscuits and gravy, pancakes, chicken fried steak, etc. Plus they have a neat gift shop.
>>53875417
>>53875375
Eating wings anywhere now is a joke. I tried a new place a while back and they wanted $15 for 6 fucking wings. Go fuck yourself, seriously.

[Anonymous No.53875450]

>>53875329
They do. Book of Revelations says in the end times antisemitism will be a 'problem' or something worldwide.

[Anonymous No.53875451]

>>53875430
>It's basically a conservative southern themed restaurant
So they have slave drivers + carriages, and people passed out from moonshine laying on the floor?

[Anonymous No.53875453]

>>53874975
well you're a faggot so likely your father is a faggot in denial

[Anonymous No.53875454]

>>53875435
Their glasses aren't even a real pint. They are the retardkid.jpg "taller glass ooohhhh" volume trick

[Anonymous No.53875479]

>>53875447
chicken inflation is wild right now, and wings + eggs are the most inflationary of the chicken sector.

[Anonymous No.53875484]

>>53875451
I went to a moonshine distillery in Tennessee last year and people were throwing up in the store. It was pretty based

[Anonymous No.53875493]

ALL ABORD THE 0DTE TRAIN

[Anonymous No.53875497]

>>53875399
The thing is that ALL wings are a rip off, so based on relative value, Buffalo Wild Wings is still best value. Like this anon >>53875447 insinuates, if you go to other places they really charge you out the ass even more than bdubs

[Anonymous No.53875514]

>>53875479
Nope, the cost of chicken wings has gone DOWN. Read up WING's latest quarterly filing. WING brags about how much lower COGS has widened margins

[Anonymous No.53875539]

>>53875514
you know they're mixing in boneless chicken wing meat in those metrics. Any big chain can pull supply chain trickery that normal mom and pop grocery shoppers can't.

[Anonymous No.53875552]

>>53875539
Bone in and boneless have both gone down.

[Anonymous No.53875576]

>>53875552
>gone "down" after surging

yes yes and inflation has peaked...

[Anonymous No.53875588]

How fat are you "people"?

[Anonymous No.53875627]

>>53875588
The old lady took this one of me a couple of months ago but I've put on a few pounds since then. Still wouldn't say I'm really "fat" though

[Anonymous No.53875687]

>>53875627
is this achievable natty?

[Anonymous No.53875787]

>>53875588
5'10" 160lbs here, stop projecting fatty

[Anonymous No.53876345]

>>53875787
I could break you in half like a twig.

[Anonymous No.53877169]

>>53873999
bro give me a free IV scanner with filters for market cap, etc.