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>> No.53872032
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this market wants higher

>> No.53872050
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Good morning fellow bulls. Today we pump on Brexit deal.

>> No.53872052
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What happened with 3900 retest?

>> No.53872059

I will start buying intc sub 20 haha at you baggies

>> No.53872061
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WTFWT

>> No.53872064

>>53872032
What it wants is completely irrelevant, what it can get is the only thing that matters.

>> No.53872080

lmao at this nose dive

>> No.53872081
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Bobo if we can't solve any problems
Why do we loose so many tears
When the bull appears
Always the same things
But can't you see we've must keep going
Going on and on and on
And every time bobo go away
You take a piece of me with you
And every time you go away
You take a piece of gain from me

Go on and go free
Even though you mean so much to me
(Every time you go away)
I don't understand bobo
(Every time you go away)
Oh bobo, bobo, bobo y every time you go
(Every time you go away)
You don't know, you don't know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tlz8qHFDbkI

>> No.53872093
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>he bought

>> No.53872096

>>53872042
It's basically a scam but that doesn't matter. It's a self-bootstrapping ponzi that follows the NASDAQ.

>> No.53872097
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i bought 0DTE QQQ puts at 296. Free 3k when I wake up tomorrow

>> No.53872101
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53872101

Snagged some ABT this morning for cheap. Also averaged down on my intcel. Still north of $27 average.

>> No.53872103
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lol at the scam dump.

>> No.53872105

Everybody is getting fucked today.

>> No.53872108
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WHY IS NVIDIA DROPPING ON LITERALLY NO NEWS?

>> No.53872126

wtfwt

>> No.53872127

what THE H*CK was that ?!

>> No.53872129

>>53872105
Not everyone, only those who missed the obvious exit liquidity.

>> No.53872135
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53872135

4 sigma level crash incoming

>> No.53872136

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

"I have never seen the markets this dislocated." - Cathie Wood, Ark Invest CEO & CIO
4:35 PM · Feb 27, 2023
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>> No.53872142

>>53872108
>huge scampump after a bear div in a bear market
gee I wonder why it's dropping

>> No.53872141
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53872141

Kek baggies

>> No.53872143

NEWSBROS WHERE IS THE NEWS ?

>> No.53872146

>>53872136
Does Cathie mean the market should be up or down?

>> No.53872156
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53872156

Make it stop

>> No.53872157

>>53872146
They should be much higher.

>> No.53872158

>>53872146
Down I guess, as her ETFs

>> No.53872161
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53872163

Yup, today’s going down in the “bruh” column

>> No.53872166
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>>53872143
THERE IS NONE!!!

>> No.53872168
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>>53872157
>>53872158
getting some conflicting signals here boys

>> No.53872169

>>53872146
>why ppl don't buy her trash growth picks instead of Value stocks in a higher for longer rate environment.

Market should be down anon.

>> No.53872174
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it's getting kinda wonky, i reopened some puts.

>> No.53872176
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i was expecting a bounce but not a crash right after it.

>> No.53872181

>>53872161
Longs and shorts being cleared out. Strap in.

>> No.53872182

WE'RE HEALING

>> No.53872185

>>53872169
Why shouldn't they buy growth stocks? The economy is strong, look past high interest rates to what those companies can be in 5 years.

>> No.53872187
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>>53872174
wrong image

>> No.53872192
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53872192

I don't know what's happening.

>> No.53872195

I see many of you never bought the forbidden chart. Not at 12c, not 15c and not at 20c.

Many such cases. Sad!

>> No.53872196

INTCels, are you really not capable of holding $25? y'all that weak?

>> No.53872207

>>53872185
Seems like the economy is mixed signals everywhere desu

>> No.53872218

>>53872192
I DO know that's a man

>> No.53872227
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>>53872192
I like my ewhore better

>> No.53872228

>>53872207
There have hardly been any weak signals except ISM garbage.

>> No.53872232

>>53872185
>strong economy = higher for longer
>what is duration risk

stick to value and if you want growth then be very selective.

>>53872176
algos reacting to Richmond Fed Gov Jefferson's speech I'm guessing. So many days until FOMC that every little Fed Pres/Gov speech is gonna whip it up.

>> No.53872233

btw for any unironic "whats the news" posts, dallas fed mfg index missed big. Respondents were basically talking about a recession. That + divergence between TLT/JNK and how yields up didn't shake the market this morning tells me the "Recession"/deflation playbook is back; bad data is bad news

>> No.53872236

>>53872227
thats a man

>> No.53872237
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>>53872227
THAT is a man.

>> No.53872239

>>53872196
$25 support is strong but it's going to break if it keeps testing that support level

>> No.53872243

I was going to buy some TRKA after hours Friday and I fucking didn't

>> No.53872246

>>53872232
>duration risk
Why do people talk about duration risk and not the risk of missing out?

>> No.53872248

>>53872227
Both just ok, but yours is better.

>> No.53872251

This week for sure, right bobo?
(This is not a euphoria post.)

>> No.53872266

>>53872233
That sounds bullish af. It means mentally ill mumus can interpret that as the feds needing to cut rates to stimulate the economy

>> No.53872274

>>53872239
correct. I sold the March $25 puts last Friday hoping the support holds.

>> No.53872275

>>53872251
If there will be a big move down it will be on Thursday or so after the retard pension and 401K money is forced to buy at the highs, Wall Street always fucks those tards

>> No.53872292

>>53872237
god mutts are so gross looking

>> No.53872293

>>53872246
Missing what? You get close to 5% on 1 to 3mo T-bills right now to wait. 6mo T-bills got over 5% last week. Higher for longer means these short duration instruments will hit 6-7% by EOY.


Boomers, who have many times over the amount in their 401K and trading accounts will chose these instead of FOMOing into whatever trash Cathie peddles right now if rates stay this high.

>> No.53872294

MUMUS CAN'T BReAK 33K DOW

>> No.53872297

>>53872233
Bro, there is never any news. never was

>> No.53872299
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>>53872292
The disgustingness is like a kink in itself.

>> No.53872316

>>53872294
and I told everyone about the Dow history

>> No.53872318

>>53872299
i knew the son of a rich man who only liked ugly girls. crack in his marble

>> No.53872330
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>>53872318
Nothing like a smokin hot body with an uggo face.

>> No.53872332

>>53872318
there is a bell curve image if mens preference in women and how rich they are

>> No.53872338

Sqqq do the needful

>> No.53872348

>>53872185
>Yeah bro just buy the most speculative scammy trash while in the middle of a bear market and wait 5 years, what could go wrong?

>> No.53872361

>>53872348
It seems to me that if we do get even a normal recession all of those companies will go bankrupt?

>> No.53872385
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WORTH FIGHTING FOR, OR WHY I HAVE TO SCREAM
I DON'T KNOW WHY I INSTIGATE AND SAY WHAT I DON'T MEAN
I DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT THIS WAY, I KNOW IT'S NOT ALRIGHT
SO I'M BREEEEEEEEEEAKING THE HAAAAAAAAAAAABIT
I'M BREEEEEEEEEEEEAKING THE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABIT
TONIGHT

>> No.53872391

>>53872293
Growth stocks can do 100%+ in a year. Some ARKK names are down 90%. That's too cheap to not buy.

>> No.53872393

>>53872185
>just ignore the most important metric and everything looks good
kek

>> No.53872405

>>53872391
ARKK is Chinese and FTX-tier scammy trash.

>> No.53872406

>>53872393
Rates will go down EVENTUALLY. Look forward farther. ARKK names are already down a lot and that means they're cheap. There's no reason for more aggressive selling to happen.

>> No.53872416

>>53872218
nah
just a jewess

>> No.53872425
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We have been red too many days in a row. I have a hard time seeing us being red again today. statistically speaking.

>> No.53872426

>>53872405
Being an actual scam has never stopped crypto. As long as there's no shortage of greater fools, garbage tech remains a great investment.

>> No.53872437

>>53872361
Yes, 90% of these overleveraged fraudster companies only exist because of the cheap liquidity from the past 10 years. As interest rates go up, these worthless, high debt, pump and dump shell companies risk defaulting and going bankrupt.

>> No.53872439

>>53872405
yeah and we did that already. I was in trash like TSLA and MARA since the beginning of the year or end of last year. You're not thinking they're going to do another 100-200% before EOY do you anon?

kek

>> No.53872446

>>53872425
Accumulate more buy more

>> No.53872459

>>53872426
Yeah, when interest rates are low and liquidity is cheap like the past 10 years. They wont survive an interest rate hike environment.

>> No.53872463

good morning I hate TSLA

>> No.53872471 [DELETED] 
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Lovely sweet bunny

>> No.53872476

>>53872463
investor day on Wed!

>> No.53872477

>>53872459
Rates won't stay high forever. Since there is some time at which rates will go down to 2% or so in the future, buying ARKK names for that time is a great investment if you're willing to wait a few years.

>> No.53872480

>>53872463
investor meeting on wednesday

elon bout to pump TSLA 1% for each time he says AI

>> No.53872501

>>53872480
>>53872476
>I cant wait for Elong to whisper sweet nothings into my ear

DID HE HECKIN SAY ROBOTAXI AAAAAAAAA REDDIT BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY NOW!!!!

>> No.53872515

>>53872480
I can't wait for the robots to kill us all.

>> No.53872525

natty gas doing... nothing?

>> No.53872536

>>53872515
Robots will kill TSLA and NVDA shareholders last.

>> No.53872539

>>53872406
>EVENTUALLY

when? about a month ago market was pricing in rate cuts around summer

Now they're pricing in rate cuts Q1 next year.

Each time the Treasury bond market shifts its curve it causes ripples into the corporate credit market and thus the equity market.

Boomer money that got their asses burnt by retard money managers telling them to buy the dip on growth and hold bonds because TINA and "cash is trash" mentality likely to 2nd guess these "experts".

Just trade the chop or stay out of game in T-bills.


>>53872480
good time start a short going in TSLA then. Friday is ISM service PMI

>> No.53872555

>>53872477
its your money dude, do whatever you want. im not touching that cheap liquidity ponzi bullshit with a ten foot pole.

>> No.53872569

>>53872406
Holy shit can you please go back you fucking faggot.

>> No.53872578

reminder to use your monthly $15 instacart if you're a chase sapphire reserve chad

>> No.53872581

>>53872406
is this the chainlink quadrilliionaire retard anon

>> No.53872589
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>>53872237
>>53872299
thats a pussycat

>> No.53872593
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I need brown pussy so fucking bad bros.

>> No.53872598
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53872598

Thanks for the refund, Mumu.

>> No.53872603

>accidently converted all my amp to bitcoin because I was curious to see if I could swap it with a meme coin and accidently hit "convert"

Why the fuck dont they add some kind of warning ticker? Might this be an act of god finally trying to intervene in my retarded life?

>> No.53872604

Fellow chads, how’s your yearly bonus looking?

>> No.53872608

>>53872406
these 0 revenue companies are going to go bankrupt before rates come down, their bankruptcies are going to cause the recession that results in the rate cuts. isn't that ironic? don't you think?

>> No.53872614

>>53872604
18%

>> No.53872615
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>>53872603
sir this is smg

>> No.53872623

>>53872525
price decline got cancelled. Going back up now

>> No.53872639

>>53872614
Shit fuck you, I got 5% but I also got the max bonus eligible. What industry

>> No.53872643
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>>53872589
Meee-ow

>> No.53872650

>>53872639
Banking

>> No.53872651
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Time to pull all my money out of the bank.

>> No.53872663

TROOOOOOOOIIIIKAAAAAAA!

>> No.53872664

>>53872650
Benchod bastard, what tickers you gonna buy

>> No.53872674
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>retail is buying (again)

>> No.53872677
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Why wont $FSR die? I'm sneeding

>> No.53872684

>>53872237
>>53872299
>>53872643
can you stop posting this monkey?

>> No.53872687
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I CANT SLURP

>> No.53872708

>>53872651
gonna put it in the sock market?

>> No.53872715

>>53872643
yeah that's a man

>> No.53872722

>>53872684
i got a nice pair of tits saved here, hold on i'll find it

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>>53872674
Wasn't there a graph showcasing the returns between those who bought at the start of Monday vs those who bought at the end of Friday?

>> No.53872759
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nigger

>> No.53872761
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>>53872684

>> No.53872762

>>53872684
But I didn't post gookfu?

>> No.53872772

>>53872759
was that necessary?

>> No.53872781

>>53872772
every post is better with the n-word in it

>> No.53872787 [DELETED] 

>>53872761
are they saying spix deserve to be aborted because i concur

>> No.53872791

>>53872772
The chart or saying nigger?
>Chart
Yes
>nigger
No, I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings lad.

>> No.53872804

>>53872781
kek

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>>53872759
I haven't done business with any of those companies in about 15 hours

>> No.53872814
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I'm the put anon from yesterday, I just lost everything. HAHAHAH EPIC!

>> No.53872826
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>>53872814

>> No.53872829

>>53872759
TGT straddle.

>> No.53872835

Lumber bros... it's so green

>> No.53872837

>>53872746
sauce?

>> No.53872838

>>53872814
sorry for your losses anon.

>> No.53872841

>>53872501
Musk could say he's installing a cupholder in his own bathroom and people would all in to tesla.

>> No.53872850

>>53872292
Kek what a dicksucking fag.

>> No.53872853
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53872853

BUY RYCEY

>> No.53872862

>>53872814
see its posters like you who admit to their losses that keep this fine blue-collar general high-quality

>> No.53872866
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WBD WBD WBD
That's all folks

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>>53872759
So anyway, is amc going to pump or shit itself? What do you gents think

>> No.53872879

>>53872853
I did, but only because they are designing SMR’s

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>>53872866
kek

>> No.53872886

lol at the dump

>> No.53872888

>>53872187
the price crossed back under the line and made a lower high on the 2h. Seems like it's somewhat weakening.

>> No.53872904

I went all in on SOXL during the Friday close. We're definitely going to $20 in March.

>> No.53872910

>>53872904
*$20+

>> No.53872916
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53872916

Today seems too tenuous.

>> No.53872921

This pump is barely holding on. We are going to end this week with another 5% or more down.

>> No.53872922
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Are we back Bobros

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Is it just me or are those dips used to cover shorts? p/c ratios make not much sense else

>> No.53872925

>>53872814
Ouch

>> No.53872926

>>53872814
On the bright side you can just deposit another paycheck and try again.

>> No.53872932

>0.03%

Get fucked bears, you're gonna find out what happens when a bull sees red.

>> No.53872939

>>53872921
I can't wait until Jerome announces he's cutting rates and you fucking jews get what you deserve.

>> No.53872958

>>53872939
>baggie is bullish
Oh no

>> No.53872970

someone got the divvie meme table with each month?

>> No.53872975

>>53872939
The only jew here is you with your bullshit Modern Monetary Theory socialist experiment propping up an economy ran by blue haired trannies and lazy poojet scammers. Fuck off.

>> No.53872994

>>53872814
What kind of retarded play was that? New week, last week heavy crash, don't you think they'd like to drag the crash a little on?

>> No.53872996

>>53872932
do please, im begging you to retest the high of the day and give me a nice juicy double top to short.

>> No.53873005

>>53872975
>MMT
KEK
https://youtu.be/6s2xTttJHtI

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>>53872761
If women were capable of self reflection it would just take one look at the "men" that support their causes to jog their noggin that maybe they are on the wrong side of history.

>fat faggot making a stupid face, bitch tits, spider man t-shirt
>Yeah fuck this shit I'm gonna go have kids with someone that isn't walking cringe

Buy BOIL

>> No.53873021

>>53872814
Never hold over the weekend and never buy puts that expire very soon. At the least a week out will net you some gains if you're right about the PA. Otherwise you'll just get burned.

>> No.53873042
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53873042

Buy you fools

>> No.53873074

Fucking market. I HAVE to be right about Fisker.
>Stocktwits full of literal retards talking about "Le Squeeze"
>EV meme company
>Financials weren't even that good
This HAS to be a scam. My puts HAVE to print.
FUCKING MARKET

>> No.53873082

>>53872020
Do you think Intel will reach 15? I might start buying around 17

>> No.53873094
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53873094

daily inflation nowcasting

>> No.53873097
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53873097

>>53873014
Umm sweaty, the future is female.

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The smells emanating feom my ass bode poorly for the market this week. AZZ puts?

>> No.53873124

>>53873097
do these betas think it will get them pussy or something?

>> No.53873130

>>53872020
God this shit is so BORING. Fuck bulls for real, stop ruining the volatility in the markets.

>> No.53873137

>>53873124
Yes

>> No.53873143

>>53872243
yeah , i just heard about it from fat hands, damn missed out

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>>53873124
Yes, yes they do.

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>>53873144

>> No.53873172

>>53872020
I work as a gardenr and I'm going to have to work outside in the rain today. Is there anyway I can get out of this :(

>> No.53873182

>>53873172
yeah wear a big hat

>> No.53873184

>>53873172
You can just quit and get another job when you run out of money.

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Tell me what you bought so I can copy it

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>>53873094

>> No.53873202

How the hell does DOLE continue to be green?! I was going to put more in when it dipped but damn, this thing is strong.

>> No.53873213
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>>53872814
>3 0dte far OOM spy puts
>everything

>> No.53873221

>>53873144
poor kyle

>> No.53873228

>>53873202
people like fruit anon

>> No.53873229

>>53873172
quit being a pussy?

>> No.53873236
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This is the irrational Fed-fighting bull market? +0.4%? That's it?

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>>53873202
dole stablecoin

>> No.53873240

WTF? Didn't SQQQ beat on earnings?

>> No.53873247
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Somebody give me a penny stock please

>> No.53873257

>>53873240
Are you starting to lose faith in CEO David Sqqq?

>> No.53873260

Can we just crash already.

>> No.53873262
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>>53873247
milk futures

>> No.53873275

>>53873247
TRKA but back when it was 12c when I started spamming it.
Lmao

>> No.53873276

>>53873229
He has not contemplated his existence is the same man who is contempt with proving himself through meaningless labor

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Not knowing if SKYT is a meme or not is killing me

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>Peter
>Wang

>> No.53873299

>>53873257
No, I heard the earnings call. But I guess the market doubts his plan to burn down half the Bay Area and sic DHS on all those H-1Bs?

>> No.53873306

>>53873247
those are like as big as my gookfus

>> No.53873309

>>53873247
WISH is a penny stock.

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>>53873287
Lmao imagine not buying puts on that piece of shit when it spiked over $15. You didn't fall for the meme shilling, did you?

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>>53873247
TRUFF
You didn't say it had to be a good penny stock

>> No.53873332

>>53873322
Imagine not doing your DD and realizing SKYT is guaranteed money

>> No.53873338
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B-but I was a good consumer! I took all my Boster rate hikes!

WE WERE PROMISED TO GO BACK TO NORMAL AFTER 5%

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>>53873306
Not true, and filtered for being a lying tripfaggot.
>>53873332
DD on SKYT is exactly how one knows to short this garbage fire.

>> No.53873345
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It’s over

>> No.53873348
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>>53873338
STAGFLATION

ONCE IT'S GOT YA, IT'S GOT YA

>> No.53873363

>>53873338
>sorry chud, but QE printer was repurposed for the poor Hohols fighting Puler.


Your tax dollars at work!

>> No.53873364

>dxy weak
>yields down
>no news
>still crabs
Yeah, this shit's going to 3200.

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>>53873236
mumus had their hopium rally beginning of this year with weeks of straight green dildos
bobos are taking control again

>> No.53873373

am I the only one who literally doesn't even feel one way or the other about a chick's face
like I'm hard crushing on an objectively uggo gook girl in my classes but shes skinny and that just seems to totally override my feelings about her face
like I only find fat girl faces unattractive, pretty much anything else not completely deformed goes

>> No.53873375

are REITs the only stocks that pay monthly divies or am I missing something? (no ETFs)

>> No.53873381

wtf is that crab, burgers? I demand a pump or a dump! You decide.

>> No.53873392

>>53873373
your ugly

>> No.53873397

>>53873373
you're ugly and in love

>> No.53873403
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>>53873363
>sorry chud, but QE printer was repurposed for the poor Hohols fighting Puler.

To be fair we just using the Hohols to back door more QE into the system via the defense industry.

>It's all so tiresome

But don't worry! We have exciting new .25% Booster hikes we will take every meeting for the mid to long term future!

>> No.53873402

>>53873375
Bro, please, you can budget 3 months at a time. You're an adult.

>> No.53873405

>>53873348
Why doesn;t he just stick his penis in the hole and drink the water, then pee out the water into the hole and live?

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>>53873373
Hello future baggot

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>>53873405

>> No.53873413

>>53873373
Nobody cares about women, were here to make money.

>> No.53873416

>>53873375
Gear energy pays a monthly dividend. Some other oil stocks too.

>> No.53873417

>>53872059
Same. I was actually considering 17 only, but then I looked at the graph going back to 2010 and there might be a lot of support around 20 so I might dip in there and buy more at 17 or 15 (I think it's unlikely that it will go to 15 though)

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>>53872808
Then your hamburger is cold :DDDD

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>>53873417
>I was actually considering 17 only,
fuck you pervert KYS

>> No.53873442

SKYSISTERS???

>> No.53873452

>>53873338
creepy

>> No.53873457
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Paid info for free for you retards

>> No.53873462

>>53873403
There is literally nothing more bluepilled and cucked than eroding the value of your savings away to prop up woke ESG companies and Blackrock's profit margins.

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>>53873348
>gif
imagine being such a lanklet getting sucked in by a literal vacuum cleaner

>> No.53873474

>>53873403
too bad we can't backdoor that QE for oil/gas companies.

Fun facts on EU sanctions: Russian Crude oil only started getting "banned" in December. Russian diesel only started getting "banned" a month ago.

Forever war locked and loaded. Defense industry getting steady gains for another 10 years. 10x that if Flips, Japs want weapons ahead of Chinese aggression in 5 years.

>> No.53873505

>>53873457
Who's betting against Vale?

>> No.53873514

BOIL bros, who's getting to pull the trigger?

>> No.53873524

>>53873462
>implying any Americans middle class and below have any savings
They all have credit card debt, being smooth-brained has worked in their favor tremendously.

>> No.53873531

>>53873514
getting ready*

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>>53873364
Where is 3900. Bears promised 2 weeks ago

>> No.53873546

>>53873505
jews

>> No.53873549

>>53873524
Even more reason to crash this sham of an economy.

>> No.53873551
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What's this I keep hearing about the Taylor Rule?

>> No.53873553

>>53873457
Thanks but I have no idea what to do with any of this information

>> No.53873561

nigger

>> No.53873570

>>53873338
>>53873403
get a tripcode.
your posts are (mostly) awesome.

>> No.53873576

>>53873540
idgaf what anybody says gookfu makes the best gimbap

>> No.53873579

>>53873373
> anon's first butterface
let's see if this turns out differently

>> No.53873601 [DELETED] 

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>>53873540

>You've heard of 3900
Now get ready for 3700!!

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>>53873373

>> No.53873613

>>53873373
you need to be 18 to post here zoomer.

>> No.53873614

BOIL almost ready boys... anybody gearing up?

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>>53873570
>get a tripcode.
Tripcodes are for cum guzzling faggots and FEDs

>> No.53873640

>>53873561
>>53873601
Best posts ITT

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>>53873553
literal useless info after earnings week with muh max pain options chain which changes fast and a basic information about muh VIX which is useless with 50% 0dte trading.
shit is not even worth getting for free but looks like retards are paying for anything (short signal, still too much liquidity)

>> No.53873647

>>53873621
>cum guzzling faggots
With the amount of colbert shit you have saved, i'm sure you could fill a coffee cup with the cum that oozes from your asshole, faget!

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>>53873610

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>>53873614
I am suddenly very skeptical of BOIL.

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>>53873660
>non-Selena food truck whore

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>>53873605
I would take it but honestly getting bored waiting for teddy discount

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>>53873465
>laughing at delta P

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>>53873195
VT

>> No.53873692

>>53873647
>Boom, roasted

I'm a man, ill admit it. That was a good cum (on) back

Also:
>cum guzzling faggots
Baggie confirmed FED posting

>> No.53873707

>>53873669
It's really not a bad play, you just got to let the trade come to you and not FOMO into it like a retard.

>> No.53873714

>>53873678
>teddy discount
Vas ist Das??

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>>53873671
Selena the goblina posting should be an automatic 10 day ban

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Eternal crab

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>>53873195
I continue to buy and hold something that profits from fatties being fatties.

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>>53873739

>> No.53873765

>>53873748
For real, these past few days have been boring as fuck. All the good moves only happen during the after hours now. Fuck 0dte options.

>> No.53873773

>>53873669
>>53873707
BOIL was good when it was at 5.5 and under. I'm out of it since Friday. Volatility from Mar Contract expiry is done and now the dust has to settle as we get into shoulder season.

Maybe the bottom is in... or maybe the back half of March weather forecast leaves too much supply on the table before the summer and we gotta price all that out.

>> No.53873780

>>53873765
I'm personally blaming zoomers, jews, and most of all l*berals for this faggotry

>> No.53873785
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>>53873748
Easy fix: 50% BOIL, 50%...whatever the fuck you buy to invest in palladium.

>> No.53873794

>>53873773
Yeah the set up just broke down. We'll see if it gets back up there again. The market today fucking sucks.

>> No.53873795

I'm losing a lot of money.

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>>53873714

>> No.53873812

>>53873794
Well what do you know, the set up just got bullish again. Come on, lets go baby...

>> No.53873815

>>53873795
In percentage terms or absolute terms?

>> No.53873842

>>53873785
/leanhogs/ bros...

>> No.53873850

>>53873794
Didn't think it would do much until Friday.
Market is waiting on Wed's ISM manufacturing PMI and Fri's ISM service PMI (the BIG momma).

Maybe TGT earnings does something to retail sector tomorrow. Maybe TSLA's investor day on wed does something more. M & COST Earnings Thursday.

Weak retail earnings guidance? Sell the News TSLA? Then HOT HOT HOT Service PMI?

Stagflation fears rising should finally end the crab.

>> No.53873854

>>53873815
Minus 1,300 dollarydoos for today ser

>> No.53873862

>>53873854
Unrealized, right???

>> No.53873864

ADXN niggers.

>> No.53873879
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>>53873287
You tell me

>> No.53873880

>>53873862
Yes but I'm gambling with options. I know I know, it's just that I'm not gonna stop gambling is all, haha.

>> No.53873890
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>>53873880
Well the thing with options gambling is that *you* aren't the only one who can stop it.

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>>53873880
Shameful display.

>> No.53873923

>>53873890
>>53873897
Okay, but just redeem COIN to 50 by Friday.

>> No.53873928

>>53873864
>ADXN
is there still room for more pumps? up 225% ytd

>> No.53873939

what is trading?

>> No.53873940

>>53873928
Yes. There are quite a few catalysts where positive results net 10-30x market cap in funding

>> No.53873945

>>53873939
Selling information to the market. If you're good, anyway.

>> No.53873947

>>53873880
Isn't the entire market? This whole casino thing has gotten out of hand.

>> No.53873951

>>53873939
reports, as always
One report per shitpost

>> No.53873954

>>53873939
This explains it well: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

>> No.53873958

>>53873923
Just because you like a stock doesn't mean it'll go up. Just because you hate a stock doesn't mean it'll go down.

>> No.53873970

>>53873958
Yes

>> No.53874001

>>53873999
>>53873999
>>53873999

check them digits.

>> No.53874004

will this market please make up its fucking mind...

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>>53873958
What if I try hating it harder?

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>>53874004
It has made up its mind. It's going steadily right.

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>>53872593
jahy's cheap

>> No.53874874

>>53873097
>2012
wonder where he is now...

>> No.53875372

>>53874007
go for it anon

>> No.53875380

>>53873939
a miserable bag of options

>> No.53875769

>>53875380
But enough pattern day trades... have at you!