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What does biz do for a living?
I'll start
>Nurse

>> No.53869168

I flip burgers for $20/hr

>> No.53869187

>Front desk at a hotel
>Night shift

May as well be over, bros.

>> No.53869210

>>53869162
Generic IT middle manager corporate drone

>> No.53869214

>>53869162
Sales manager in esports betting space

>> No.53869215

Forklift Mechanic

>> No.53869217

>physician in internal medicine
>wish I had a comfy office instead
COVID ruined hospitals for me

>> No.53869224

Freelance data miner and volunteer forum moderator. I'm bisexual btw

>> No.53869238

>>53869210
same and it's very comfi

>> No.53869250

>>53869162
>graphic design
It sounds somewhat cool to other people but in reality it sucks and the pay is pretty terrible. Fell for the do what you love meme. Thinking about transitioning into front end dev.

>> No.53869253

media buyer for adult dating traffic

>> No.53869257

>>53869162
I fuck your mom but tell her I want a raise.

>> No.53869263

>>53869217
How hard is it for you to chance into radiology or pathology or something?

>> No.53869266

>all nameless cogs in a machine

How can this be it

What have I done

>> No.53869267

>>53869162
Printer. It sucks.

>> No.53869270

SWE

>> No.53869271

>Accountant

I do 0 work and make 6 figs

>> No.53869279

>>53869266
Your overvaluing the importance of being known.

>> No.53869283

>>53869253
Is this still a thing?

>> No.53869359

Preclinical researcher. Comfy and rewarding.

>> No.53869381

>>53869162
>>53869210
>>53869238
IT faggot too, I hate my job and my life and I hope I'm gonna make it or I'll kill myself in 2-3 years

>> No.53869394

>>53869263
That would probably take me 3-4 years because they're very different than what I learned in residency and what I do on a daily basis...plus I'd still be in a hospital which is the crux of my dissatisfaction to begin with. It wouldn't be hard to switch logistically but I just don't want to put the time into it honestly.

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53869397

>>53869162
NEET on gibs

>> No.53869401

I trade shit coins for a living

>> No.53869407

>>53869394
What's so bad about hospitals? I'm just graduating as a doc myself but just wondering.

>> No.53869418

>>53869257
Came here to post this kek

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>>53869162
PhD student
AAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAANIGGERAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53869556

I teach English in Asia. The job can suck depending on the students on any given day. But the overall lifestyle has it perks.

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>>53869187
What are the odds? Me too! Not night shift though and I really like it, I think it's a great job. I used to own a travel agency and got liquidated by covid (Aussie). So just killing time and stacking resources to rebuild my empire.

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>>53869250
Anyone who gives the "do what you love" advice has NO CLUE what's going on and/'or wants you to fail. DO what makes you MONEY because happiness will follow your tail like a homeless pornstar ready to suck your cock.

>> No.53869794

>>53869162
>equity analyst

>> No.53869864

>>53869217
Couldn't you apply to an office/clinic/urgent care?

>> No.53870021

>>53869224
>volunteer forum moderator
Wait a second......

>> No.53870076

>Capital Risk Lead

>> No.53870120

>>53869162
Crisis actor. Unpaid.

>> No.53870169

scuba and freediving instructor

>> No.53871130

Trailblazer, pathfinder, innovator, why yes I do own my own business
.

>> No.53871149

>>53869162
I'm a D&I (Diversity and Inclusion) champion at my company.

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53871155

>>53869162
professional online poker player

>> No.53871186

>>53869162
Nothing for 2 years. Looking for a job at the moment

>> No.53871192

used to be a consultant but I live in a shitty european country where being a consultant does not equal big bucks so I quit. Doesnt make sense to work 60 hour weeks if you're not american and not making 100k+

>> No.53871214

>>53869271
based, same here.

>> No.53871539

Pharmacy manager

>> No.53871551

Petroleum transfer engineer

>> No.53874132

>>53869162
dolphin shaver

>> No.53874461

>>53869162
Maintenance wagie

>> No.53874583

>>53869162
picking orders at a distribution center

>> No.53874714

nothing. ive been on unemployment for the last year, getting 280$ a week. down to my last 4 weeks, idk what i'm going to do, probably door dash.

>> No.53874720

brocrammer

>> No.53874730

BI analyst

>> No.53874738

I suck cock on camera

>>53871551
Kek

>> No.53874751

>>53869407
the staff (mostly middle aged whores), nurses (mostly middle aged whores), the vast majority of patients are geriatric pharmacy dwellers, neets, spiteful minorities, needy mexicans and homeless. Everything is an insurance scam, revolving around proper diagnosis codes, approvals and reimbursements.

>> No.53874760

Store clerk.

>> No.53876362

>>53870120
topkek

>> No.53876392

>>53869162
i run a nonprofit and a crypto startup

>> No.53877520

>>53874730
Fucking alphabet ppl always with their sexual preferences. We get it you like dick but why should it be the first thing you say? Also analysts are by default faggots
t. Forklift certified and jk

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53879168

I sell esoteric shit online like stones "blessed by a shaman" which I just collect in the river and sell to retarded new age Karen's. Also orgonites and stuff like that.

I'm a marketing gigabrain. I can sell anyone almost anything. Once I sold dried cat poop as petrified pieces of mammoth poop which was used by natives in Siberia for healing purposes. You just need to place it on a red cloth on a nice looking wooden table with a Tibetan singing bowl next to it and edit it nicely and they buy literally everything. You need a good description though, it has to read like a novel and must be really exiting and mystical.

Side hustle is cleaning windows which bring in surprisingly much money each month like 2-4k depending on how much i do. I enjoy it i listen to my favorite music podcast and sometimes stare down the people that work in the buildings. Another thing i do is putting adverts in paper to repair computers. 99% of the time it's boomers calling and i can charge them A LOT. Exploiting boomers is easy you just need to know were they would look for services.

>> No.53879184

>>53869215
I'm a forklift driver

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53879230

I sell things online buy at lower price and sell at higher price.
Hint : /biz/ has no clue about this occupation

>> No.53879281

floorhand. it’s okay. best i can do with my lack of education and shit job history

>> No.53880820

Freelancing by making videogame mods for coomers and upscaling shitty textures. It's aight sometimes, absolutely shit others. Been doing this for a year now and what I've discovered is how inconsistent things are, one month you might get a shit ton of comissions and others like two.

>> No.53880866

>>53871155
checked
what games / stakes / websites?
how much do you use solvers?