/smg/ bull frogs think we back market.

[Anonymous No.53862398]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous >>53857668

[Anonymous No.53862423]

Bull Brosisters we back.

[Anonymous No.53862441]

I seriously hope you guys don't buy individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.53862459]

sold puts for TSMC @ 80

[Anonymous No.53862480]

>bulls think we're back

No I don't

[Anonymous No.53862487]

Shittttt yall motherfucka white folks better buy these shit stocks from me at the right price. ya herd? shieeettttttttt

[Anonymous No.53862491]

>>53862441
Of course I do. My 26 picks together have consistently beaten the market (outside of the 2020-21 ultra clown era).

[Anonymous No.53862509]

>>53862441
Listen boglechud, if your platform would let me buy leveraged indexes I wouldn't be looking for alpha elsewhere. 10% per year is not enough to escape the wage cage

[Anonymous No.53862558]

Just did the math. I've compounded at 18.48% CAGR since 2017

[Anonymous No.53862559]

>>53862480
Can you explain this? And pretend as if you were speaking to a small child or a golden retriever.

It wasn't brains that brought me here, I can assure you of that.

[Anonymous No.53862591]

>>53862559
We are going to go down more starting next week. Possibly a black tuesday

[Anonymous No.53862607]

>the yield curve

[Anonymous No.53862628]

>>53862591
I can't believe OXY earnings are going to crash the market, holy shit

[Anonymous No.53862643]

>>53862509
>wears American-flag necktie
>doesn't let you buy 3x leveraged ETFs and garbage OTC stocks
Bogle is an utter hypocrite.

[Anonymous No.53862647]

>>53862607
Yeah yeah, giga inverted since forever ago. 10Y is looking slurpable but I just know it's going to go down more. Really don't want to roll my 3/6 month ladder AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.53862655]

>>53862607
Now we're supposed to panic when it uninverts, because that's the sign of an ultra-imminent recession.

[Anonymous No.53862657]

>>53862398
Imagine not buying puts on BXP. Nobody is using up office space and loans are defaulting. BXP leases office space in LA and Boston, 2 cities that have started to see loans defaulting. This literally free money anons

[Anonymous No.53862680]

>>53862657
Is there a place that lists the individual properties that are part of a REIT? I'd like to see their breakdown of hotel/residential/office properties.

[Anonymous No.53862697]

Crab week, coming? With those earnings?

[Anonymous No.53862729]

>>53862680
Go to their website and click on regions. It'll give you the list

[Anonymous No.53862730]

some of you are ok…

dont go to /smg/ tomorrow…

[Anonymous No.53862745]

It's really important that you people stop shitposting as if you are trannies or homosexuals.

It's really important.

[Anonymous No.53862756]

>>53862680
thats gonna be a website but the big thing you look for is FFO and assets and debt

[Anonymous No.53862760]

>>53862729
Nice find, thanks.
>They own the salesforce dong
That thing is going to start sinking (like all the other giant buildings) in the second half of this decade. That'd be a big signal to go short.

[Anonymous No.53862762]

>>53862745
no can do chief

[Anonymous No.53862782]

>>53862745
It's really important that you put a toothpick under your toenails and kick a wall with it really hard.

[Anonymous No.53862817]

my roommate bought a flute and started practicing just now. he is not a musician.

[Anonymous No.53862845]

>>53862817
Flute as in "Jethro Tull" or flute as in "my ancestors played this reed pipe 1000 years ago"?

[Anonymous No.53862848]

>>53862817
Good for him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sso4vjERgdA

[Anonymous No.53862894]

>>53862760
SF's foundational dirt finally collapsing under the weight of homeless feces, eh?

[Anonymous No.53862911]

>>53862697
On average, yes.

[Anonymous No.53862916]

>>53862817
I think you know what to do.

[Anonymous No.53862937]

>>53862817
Lemons into lemonade. Join him on the bongos or piano to make a rendition of this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ow00U-slPYk

[Anonymous No.53862967]

>>53862657
Neat anon. How'd you come up with/research this trade?

[Anonymous No.53862991]

>>53862817
i play the skin flute

*gets down on knees*

[Anonymous No.53862992]

>30th bday ticking ever closer
IT STARTS WITH ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY

[Anonymous No.53863033]

>>53862760
>>53862967
You guys are giving me too much credit. I just saw that loans are defaulting and that more people are Working from home. So it seems reasonable to assume offices aren't being leased as much

[Anonymous No.53863162]

>>53863033
Cool man. Is there an aggregate sort of screener or data feed on which REITs have increasingly defaulting loans? How'd you catch whiff of that?

[Anonymous No.53863189]

tomorrow green day

[Anonymous No.53863229]

Eyyyy yooooooo

[Anonymous No.53863306]

I'll give another loan default trade: CACC. Subprime auto loans anyone?
>>53863162
Sometimes the schizo "2 more weeks" posts are correct. I remember seeing someone make a thread about some office leaser on the verge of default.

[Anonymous No.53863309]

>MONDAY GAP DOWN AND REVERSE GREEN BY 0DTE BOYS
>TUESDAY RALLY
>WEDNESDAY JOLTS/ADP JOBS DUMP
>THURSDAY RED
>FRIDAY CRASH (-2.5% DAY) FROM PAYROLLS

SPY UNDER 391 = BULLS ENTER HELL

[Anonymous No.53863342]

>>53863162
Once again you're giving a coomer too much credit. I read some headlines on loans defaulting

[Anonymous No.53863351]

>>53863189
how about another week of crabbing?

[Anonymous No.53863364]

>>53863306
>>53863342
Thanks fampais.

[Anonymous No.53863370]

Soooooo bullish....


for the vix... since 2020... hararararahahahahah
you feel me calling... and in a dream. you'll see
us fallingggggggggg and in a night ahhhhhhhhh you'll me calling...... you're hear me callingggggggggggg and in dream..... you'll see us crasssshhhhhhhhhingggggggggggggggggggg

AHHHHHHHHHHHHOooooooooooooooo
OOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa

[Anonymous No.53863385]

>>53863370
Breathe in...... and say gooodbyeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.53863443]

>late Tuesday someone purchased 100,000 call options for $0.50 each, betting the VIX will spike to 50 in May.
>Then on Wednesday, another 50,000 contracts were bought for $0.51 apiece.

[Anonymous No.53863457]

>>53862992
march 16 1993 reporting here

[Anonymous No.53863560]

>>53862817
Get a tin whistle and join in. I drove the people around me crazy learning to play one of these. Also there cheaper then flutes.

[Anonymous No.53863611]

can i use my roth ira as my trading account if i dont plan to invest more than 6
5k/year?

[Anonymous No.53863613]

what anime should I watch while drunk trading tomorrow? I'll be trying mannarino-samas interday stock trading system

[Anonymous No.53863620]

What are the American tax implications if I teach abroad at an international school? Double taxation if I try and bring those dollars back home?

[Anonymous No.53863662]

I'm getting negative vibes. My chakra channels tell me the market is going to be significantly lower in the not-too-distant future. This is not a buy and forget environment.

See you on the other side.

[Anonymous No.53863668]

>>53863611
no

[Anonymous No.53863682]

>>53863613
B Gata H Kei
Seitokai Yakuindomo
Mitsudomoe

[Anonymous No.53863689]

ECB'S LAGARDE SAYS `EVERY REASON' TO BELIEVE ECB WILL HIKE 50BPS IN MARCH

ECB'S LAGARDE SAYS AFTER MARCH ECB WILL BE DATA DEPENDENT FOR RATES

ECB'S LAGARDE SAYS WE'LL HIKE MORE IF NEEDED TO RETURN INFLATION TO 2%

[Anonymous No.53863721]

>>53863385
You're not alone.

[Anonymous No.53863725]

>>53863385
i dont want to believe the market already bottomed, i still have cash

[Anonymous No.53863779]

>>53863662
Me too man, me too. But I fucked myself in '20, time to DCA hardcore. I have 12 years (minimum). From 2018-2027, I will DCA 400K. In 2027, I'll be 48. If I go at the same rate until 55, I'll have fuck you money.

[Anonymous No.53863808]

>>53863620
Tax free on the US side if its under $100k, still have to file an assload of paperwork though, not just for taxes, but also for any foreign bank accounts you may have opened.

[Anonymous No.53863834]

>>53863620
If you're a US citizen, you have to pay US income tax regardless of which country you're living in. This is true even if the money stays in a non-US bank. The country you're living in might have a treaty with the US that means you won't be double-taxed.

[Anonymous No.53863846]

>>53863721
only one month too early, i like that these articles are written like options have to be held to the day of expiration.

[Anonymous No.53863848]

>>53863834
So I would definitely need an accountant since it doesn't matter if none of those dollars hit U.S accounts?
>>53863808
Just making a consideration since kinda want a change in life and looking at international schools to teach at

[Anonymous No.53863876]

>>53862441
I don't. But sometimes index investing just feels hollow and I start questioning why I even bother.

What is the point of buying ETFs as a poorfag if the expected rate of return will never be enough to change your life in any significant way?
So I get an average of maybe up to 10% a year. Great. That means I'll have maybe a million by the time I'm a decrepid old man that feels like a stranger in a foreign world that has long since moved past what I understand or appreciate.
Maybe two million if the returns are truly exceptional in the next few decades.
That amount of money will be fucking nothing in 2060, 70 or whatever, implying I even live that long and global life expectancy doesn't start falling off a cliff soon.
I guess I could at least leave the wealth to my descendant before I die, so they can have a head start and have an actual chance of accumulating a truly significant amount of wealth over their own lifespan, but that would imply that I will ever be able to reproduce.

I try to shun these doomer thoughts that tell me the slow and steady approach is useless for anyone that doesn't already have significant capital to start with. But it's a constant inner battle.

[Anonymous No.53863886]

>>53863848
I don't know if you'd need an accountant. It might be possible to figure out the legal situation and do the paperwork yourself.
Funds in foreign bank accounts have to be reported to the US federal government every year, by the way (FBAR).

[Anonymous No.53863914]

>>53862655
No, you aren't supposed to worry about it flipping back, it's just a natural consequence of an asset price crash. It means institutions feel like there's room for investments to grow.

[Anonymous No.53863969]

You guys know what US foundry made this wafer?
I think you do.
I think you know how much money they’ll get from the government funding.

[Anonymous No.53864023]

>>53863969
When people don't have any money to buy food or shelter nobody will care about your chips or AI faggot.

[Anonymous No.53864091]

Frenz are winning bigly

[Anonymous No.53864092]

>>53864023
Get the fuck back to your prepper's board this is smg we talk about stocks here.
Holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.53864105]

>>53864092
Buy the top of the market because you cannot see the bubble. Hey faggot here is a tip: Buy the rumor sell the news. When everyone including your grandma and dog are buying NVDA AI stocks it's time to SELL not buy..

[Anonymous No.53864145]

>>53864105
I'm not talking about nvda or ai.
I hope you went all in on shorts so you can blow out your account. Fucken retarded zoomer fuck.

[Anonymous No.53864168]

>>53863876
the alternative is to lose most of it over your lifetime and become poor when you can't work anymore. there are enough statistics and studies showing that in the long run, even the professional fund managers / traders don't outperform the market. what chance do we have?

[Anonymous No.53864173]

>>53863721
Why are they letting the general public in on all of this if a crash is going to happen this year? Why give them a heads up and an edge on trading like this if it turns out to be true? Isn't main stream news supposed to fuck over retail the most?

[Anonymous No.53864179]

>>53863689
>"make zem lose zeir jobs qwickér"

[Anonymous No.53864189]

>>53864145
If you're not at least positioning yourself for another market drop in the near term, you are fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.53864218]

>>53864189
I'm 70% cash.
That doesn't mean I won't buy mid caps that are doing well and improving their financials during this rough time.

[Anonymous No.53864317]

>>53864173
>be rich guy
>tell poor guys to sell
>they do
>you make your puts
>you buy their shares at a discount
>you get bailed out
Ya just win.

[Anonymous No.53864341]

>when oil is in an uptrend it dumps in the morning and recovers by the end of the day
>just swing in and out all day every day

[Anonymous No.53864345]

>>53864341
yep it's that easy, all you have to do is buy low and sell high

[Anonymous No.53864354]

I'm going to be without a job for some time
I'm almost certainly going to try trading more seriously during this time
Hope I don't get fucked. It would be great if I could make enough of a win to go without working for a longer amount of time.

[Anonymous No.53864365]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53864384]

>>53862441
back when I had less money in high-school through college I just decided to buy 1 stock.

I picked AAPL, then I moved to TSLA, and then AMD. Haven't outperformed the SPY that much since then. Diversifying can be a hinderance.

>Drukenmiller: Soros has taught me that when you have tremendous conviction on a trade, you have to go for the jugular. It takes courage to be a pig. It takes courage to ride a profit with huge leverage. As far as Soros is concerned, when you’re right on something, you can’t own enough.

[Anonymous No.53864390]

>>53864354
You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Jap-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of fuck you. Somebody wants you to do something, fuck you. Boss pisses you off, fuck you! Own your house. Have a couple bucks in the bank. Don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody on any social level

[Anonymous No.53864435]

>>53863611
Yes. But you can't use margin for leverage so settlement dates matter and you'd best get yourself options approval.

[Anonymous No.53864460]

I still have dreams about her

[Anonymous No.53864464]

>>53863876
Wishful thinking that doesn't materialize
Feeds defeatist doomer thoughts.

Nevertheless, Uranium is Future
-this is not financial advice.

[Anonymous No.53864469]

>>53864390
>you put the rest into the system at three to five percent
John Goodman only ever plays a Boomer. It's his one role.

[Anonymous No.53864481]

>INTC

[Anonymous No.53864484]

how do I make money on the weekend?

[Anonymous No.53864496]

>>53864481
>bat
>knife
>and hatchet
Dis nigga playing Hotline Miami.

[Muslim Paki !!3A8v8RWzk9e No.53864507]

Will Virgin Galactic be worth a buy anytime soon?
They can't stay shit forever can they?
Anyone else watching space stocks?

[Anonymous No.53864508]

>>53864384
>when you’re right on something you can’t own enough
Me with SKYT

[Anonymous No.53864512]

>>53864484
Spend time analyzing your positions and potential trade outcomes for the next week.

[Anonymous No.53864526]

>>53864507
>Will Virgin Galactic be worth a buy anytime soon?
I wouldn't take SPCE shares if you gave them to me for free.

>They can't stay shit forever can they?
The absolutely can. Plenty of companies and billionaire vanity projects fizzle out.

>Anyone else watching space stocks?
Oh lord, don't awaken the LUNRtics

[Anonymous No.53864542]

>>53864218
shill me some midcaps that are doing well

[Anonymous No.53864551]

>tfw sunday afternoon
>watching horror movies while checking the charts
>doing research on oil companies to see how markets will do for rest of quarter
Peak comfy lads. Going to make some pasta with vodka sauce for dinner and drink some cream soda while watching futures.

[Anonymous No.53864574]

>>53864507
The whole reason Virgin Galactic went public was to extract money from uninformed retail investors.
Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.53864581]

>>53862398
>>53862061
>>53862640
>The thrilling sequel has arrived.

[Muslim Paki !!3A8v8RWzk9e No.53864582]

>>53864526
Okay fair enough
>>53864551
Please just load up on WTI, it's basically free at this price, don't buy oil companies, just my honest advice in return for yours just now. WTI is the most obvious shit rn. It's going to $100-110 at a minimum.

[Anonymous No.53864594]

>>53864574
>>53864507

Cathie wood sold ARKX at the lows kek... IMO if you want the next SPACE-X you can try and time a bottom in RKLB

[Anonymous No.53864606]

>>53864582
>WTI
Which ticker though? Im not buying actual WTI in case i have to accept delivery lol.

[Anonymous No.53864609]

>>53864551
I like your lifestyle, Anon.

[Anonymous No.53864627]

>>53864606
Any broker that grants retail futures access will liquidate you 2 days before the last trade date so there's no risk of physical delivery. Sucks because I really wanted that physical natty gas delivery.

[Anonymous No.53864652]

someone shill me a potential 10x low cap RIGHT NOW!!!! AAAAAAH I'M GOING INSANE!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53864653]

>>53862760
I hate that shampoo bottle. I see it everyday. Who owns it?

[Muslim Paki !!3A8v8RWzk9e No.53864656]

>>53864606
Kek yeah don't be that anon.
CRUD or 3OIL should be fine.

[Anonymous No.53864666]

>>53864581
ah shit i double posted a little bit of it. here is the fixed version.

[Anonymous No.53864678]

Tesla investor day on Wednesday. Up or down, smg?

[Anonymous No.53864689]

>>53863969
Ummm, sorry sweetie. Turns out we need that money to buy nog votes and bail out the banks with student debt "forgiveness"

[Anonymous No.53864704]

>>53864384
diversity isn't three flavors of tech

[Anonymous No.53864714]

>>53864145
I got puts on everything in SHE and NACP and you think my account is going to blow up? Amateur

[Anonymous No.53864720]

>>53864652
lazr

[Anonymous No.53864721]

>>53864704

very good reading comprehension anon.

[Anonymous No.53864722]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53864725]

>>53864652
>>53864542
SKYT.

[Anonymous No.53864756]

>>53864652
It has been a bit since someone shilled a canadian scamco.

[Anonymous No.53864778]

>>53864652
BBBY

[Anonymous No.53864784]

>>53864756
GSI.V IS NOT A SCAM
NOOOOOO IT MAKES A PROFIT ALMOST EVERY QUARTER IT IS NOT SCAAAMMMMM

[Anonymous No.53864787]

>>53864652
SANW. They sell alfalfa seeds. They've been losing a lot of money recently. They could 1.0x.

[Anonymous No.53864820]

>futures
also the jake paul v tommy fury fight is starting now

[Anonymous No.53864859]

>>53864820
bro wtf is this

[Anonymous No.53864866]

>>53864820

[Anonymous No.53864868]

>>53864784
The president and CEO has questionable taste in shirts and doesn't look like he eats at McDonalds every day. For that reason, I am out.

Ms. Chin the CFO is pretty hot though.

[Anonymous No.53864890]

>>53864787
Not until they give an answer for how they're going to win back market share from SFAS.

[Anonymous No.53864932]

Are my puts going to print on Monday? I am down 80% on them as of right now. I dont feel so good bros

[Anonymous No.53864961]

>>53864932
>Are my puts going to print on Monday?
No. Hopefully you've learned a valuable lesson. Puts are to be sold.

[Anonymous No.53864965]

>>53862441
Yes. Dividend aristocrats in my Roth IRA

[Anonymous No.53864981]

>>53864961
I'm ngl bro, almost 80% of my losses are from playing puts. I fucking hate being a bobro, it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.53864999]

>>53864932
How are you down 80% on your Puts? Wtf have you been buying?

[Anonymous No.53865014]

>>53864981
Stop buying them all OTM and start buying them slightly ITM.

[Anonymous No.53865018]

>>53864999
gotta be nvda

[Anonymous No.53865025]

>>53864820
wtf?

[Anonymous No.53865031]

>>53864481

[Anonymous No.53865035]

>>53864999
>>53865014
1 DTE ATM puts, I FOMOed in when it was dropping then it pumped throughout the day and I got heemed completely.

[Anonymous No.53865065]

>>53865035
pay the price for more theta

[Anonymous No.53865068]

>>53862992
I'm going to hit 40 this year. It doesn't feel any particular way.

[Anonymous No.53865087]

>>53865065
Yeah who cares if I lose 10% to theta on Monday, I'm down 80% on them anyways, can't sell them here either. Only monday will tell what happens to me.

[Anonymous No.53865094]

>>53863721

[Anonymous No.53865103]

futures are gonna gap down arent they?

[Anonymous No.53865108]

>>53865035
That's gambling at that low DTE. You should have realized that money was gone the second you botted it.

[Anonymous No.53865136]

>>53865087
next time

[Anonymous No.53865137]

>>53865108
I know for fact my tree put is gone

[Anonymous No.53865146]

>>53865035
Theres your problem. Stop trading 0dte lottery tickets. There are so many fucking shitty stocks to buy Puts on right now its unreal. Use a longer expiration date.

[Anonymous No.53865149]

I'm so glad I don't do options and just lose money the normal sane way of bagholding.

[Anonymous No.53865154]

What's it gonna be this whole week, pump or dump?

[Anonymous No.53865161]

>>53865087
I sold the open, it was already near the bottom anyways and holding over the weekend is a bad idea from theta.

[Anonymous No.53865163]

>>53865154
Oh shit, I do business with some of those companies

[Anonymous No.53865164]

>>53865108
>>53865146
Brother, I have turned 700 into 5k this January. I know what I'm doing, I just got unlucky, it happens
>>53865136
Yessir, it was money that I left in from my 5k gains last month. Alas, the 700 will be missed. Maybe trying to do it for the second time wasn't such a grand idea.

[Anonymous No.53865173]

>>53865149
Your an idiot because if you were smart youd be using options as a hedge against your falling position by selling covered calls (100% risk free money in your situation) or buying long puts. People in your position were literally what options were intended for- to make money on the way down without liquidating your position.

[Anonymous No.53865175]

>>53865154
for financials, CM already reported earnings on Friday and they pumped a couple % (big deal for tickers that usually only crab)

TD is the only canadian bank listed there, but the other big guys (BMO, BNS, RY) are also reporting this week
perhaps with the exception of BNS, they should all do good considering interest rate hikes do improve their margins

[Anonymous No.53865195]

>>53865161
Yeah I'm retarded, I woke up made late on Friday. And my friend texted me to check the charts and he hyped me up and I got absolutely FUCKED by fomoing into puts at that point. The only think that's been infuriating me the past 1 and a half week is the fact that right after I closed out my positions. ANY, calls or puts, legit went up 300% in value within an hour. I'm glad I blew up my gambling money, now I don't have a reason to get roped into this shit anymore. This loss is liberating in a way.

[Anonymous No.53865218]

>>53865195
i'm thinking if it creates a lower high that it'll go bearish again, at least that's when i'm going to reenter. It was too risky when i went all in puts on thursday but it was solid profits as the top line kept the price in check.

[Anonymous No.53865221]

>its tax season
>landjannies have to report income tax on their rentals
>on top of 100 percent unavoidable property tax
>they pay taxes TWICE for their "investment"
>my divvies just stack no tax no headache

oooooooooh landjannies uncle sam need money for tendies

[Anonymous No.53865232]

>>53865173
Yes yes buying a covered call where the profit is limited but the potential loss is boundless. I'm not going to try and learn how to do option. I know what my luck is like and I'm not going to try and test that with my life savings. Losing only 33% in two years isn't as bad as losing 80% in under an hour.

[Anonymous No.53865237]

this was the most flat opening in weeks wtf

[Anonymous No.53865256]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53865258]

>>53865237
Oh futures opened. Uhh, WTFWT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53865275]

Uh oh landstinkie did the plumbing just get destroyed again during TAX season? And that deduction not as big as you'd thought? And your tax bracket got worse for you with democrats? Better take out that loan to pay jose the plumb- oh wait the bank is charging you higher interest now? Oh nononono ahahhahahha.

[Anonymous No.53865285]

im stuck at 135k in all cash

[Anonymous No.53865292]

Cheer up anon
No need to be blue

You're one in one trillion
The rarest pepe is you

[Anonymous No.53865300]

>>53865218
Are you the anon who bought the 394p and was up 600% and were regretting selling 3 out of the 4 that you had?

[Anonymous No.53865325]

>>53865237
Maybe its investors being pessimistic after last week being a total shitshow

[Anonymous No.53865326]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53865332]

>>53862441
over 2000 shares of AT&T baby and reinvesdting all dividends. One day I will have enough dividend income to retire.

[Anonymous No.53865351]

>>53865300
no I was only up 112% and i sold out at open with no ragrets

[Anonymous No.53865355]

>>53865221
>divvies
>no tax
lol. I think you meant buybacks.

[Anonymous No.53865368]

>>53865351
Ey bro we take those, good shit. I sold on Thursday for 30% and it went up 250%. lmao

[Anonymous No.53865370]

>>53865355
>>53865221
maybe he means they are taxed at a low rate? or in his 401k?

[Anonymous No.53865375]

>>53865221
you realize if you sell a property you can avoid 100% of the capital gains tax? There are dozens of laws that make property investments very lucrative.

[Anonymous No.53865385]

>>53865018
I got nvda and sq puts on Friday for my inverse reddit/3x leveraged racism portfolio

[Anonymous No.53865387]

>>53865221
They also get to subtract costs of mortgages interest to service etc. Their actual income is low, but they have a lot of assets.

[Anonymous No.53865390]

>>53865332
The 30 bucks I got in dividends was completely worth the 10% drawdown

[Anonymous No.53865401]

>>53864173
cause in any given day "experts" say its a bull market and the other half say it's over

[Anonymous No.53865413]

>>53865390
lower price means more cheap shares, it concerns me not.

[Anonymous No.53865428]

>>53865368
it retraced for me on thursday, I had an open position in the morning at +.24% that dropped to -.73%. Couldn't sell because I was out of day trades and I just kept aping in as it rose. too risky desu, bit the profits are locked in thank goodness.

[Anonymous No.53865448]

>>53865385
>sq puts

Absolutely based. I'm about to take a big fat dump on ADBE and U myself, SQ was another big contender for my shitlist though.

[Anonymous No.53865482]

Tell me why I shouldn't just DCA into TQQQ for the next 5 years

[Anonymous No.53865503]

>>53865482
go for it it;s ur money lol

[Anonymous No.53865548]

>>53865482
its not the worst strat, just going sideways can hurt you more than being x1 leveraged. also QQQ might not be the best index now with higher rates, lower margins, and higher valuations(means lower expected returns).

[Anonymous No.53865617]

>>53865482
Rebalancing. Its not as straightforward as just buying and holding and then outperforming the QQQ by 3x. Triple leveraged ETFs are only supposed to be used for maybe a day or two at a time tops.

[Anonymous No.53865618]

>>53865332
That's not very diversified, Anon.

[Anonymous No.53865635]

Is Western Digital going to die?

[Anonymous No.53865671]

>>53865635
maybe as a public stock, not as an operation. the idea of long-storage magnetic tape is valuable. it doesn't play to the average user, and it doesn't work on a missile guidance system.
But it does sit for decades in an emp proof bunker in case you need to confirm something.

[Anonymous No.53865697]

>>53865635
Great, now I'm going to go jack off to my truck.

[Anonymous No.53865727]

>>53865635
People have been saying that for almost 10 years now.
All companies die eventually. What matters is whether they return more than their current share price before that point, adjusted for inflation of course.

[Anonymous No.53865738]

>>53865671
Western Digital's digital tape segment is barely a whimper compared to their spinning magnetic disk/HDD business. But you are right, they won't die just like their competitors Toshiba or Seagate, the business is effectively a oligopoly and as long as flash drives keep wearing out and are priced higher per GB/TB than hard drives, hard drives will still drive the cloud side of things where all that Google Drive capacity or whatever cloud storage you are using needs to have a large portion of that storage using HDD. At worst, they get taken private but it's not going to tank unless some revolutionary memory technology gets invented tomorrow that WD has no stake in.

[Anonymous No.53865743]

brapbros

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53865754]

Damn nips, gooks and aussies are getting fucked.

[Anonymous No.53865757]

> he didnt buy natural gas at $2.2

Imagine starting to fud and short nat gas at the litteral bottom . /smg/ is so retarded i swear . They were laughing at me for shorting natural gas in november and last week after natural gas hit its record low, they started recommending KOLD and encouraging shorting natural gas because " its going to zero".
Kek baggies

[Anonymous No.53865759]

>futures

From lobster rolls to green salad

[Anonymous No.53865761]

>>53865738
I was thinking of disks, it's really similar tech, though the disk, by not being stacked and with some upgrades to the rare-earths, store for much much longer than the tape.
I think what you named are the go-to data firms for three different countries, who also compete for public sales. They will each have some level of buyer for eternity unless something exceeds disk storage for long haul.
They may well develop that, but normally that's something like IBM or TXN which does end up with that.

[Anonymous No.53865766]

>>53865757
ever heard of contango?

[Anonymous No.53865767]

>>53865743
How likely is it going to follow seasonality?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53865780]

This is the week we pivot.
#PowellsPivot

[Anonymous No.53865789]

>>53865635
I like to think of my 2003 Toyota Echo as a 20 year old loli.

[Anonymous No.53865802]

>>53865635
can you post more car girlfriends

[Anonymous No.53865803]

>>53865780
Fed has realized and admitted that their slow hikes are not curbing inflation. They can't pivot. They are, in fact, thinking of returning to 50 blop hikes to rein things in again.

[Anonymous No.53865809]

>>53865803
but all the ((shills)) told me that inflation was a supply chain issue

[Anonymous No.53865823]

>>53865809
it's both
ive never seen so many fucking meds on backorder before covid, it's still an issue

cant even say take yo meds when basi shit like tylenol liquid was gone for months

[Anonymous No.53865825]

>>53865809
the same people who attempted to change the definition of recession a while back

[Anonymous No.53865836]

>>53865789
riskiest thing Ive added to my fap folder

[Anonymous No.53865843]

>>53865618
diversity maintains wealth, concentration creates wealth.

[Anonymous No.53865844]

You bears will be extremely lucky to ever see SPX hit 3900 again. I suggest you start buying heavily at these already massively discounted levels.

[Anonymous No.53865856]

>>53865825
>fed prints 25% of the global currency reserve in two years
>"no goyim inflation is because too many of you slaves... I mean middle class are getting raises!"

[Anonymous No.53865860]

>>53865836
she's a 20 something year old proportional midget who constantly argues on twitter about her alleged "target audience".

[Anonymous No.53865874]

>>53865761
Tape storage is for data archiving, like company records of things that happened a decade or longer ago. They are equivalent to long term row fulls of filing cabinets you see in actual national archives or museums. And no, next generation memory technology is not based on that kind of thing. They want to be flash but indstructible, essentially. Intel Optane was one of those, but there are many more options out there. Here's a Wikipedia page on what something ideal would be.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universal_memory

[Anonymous No.53865880]

>>53865860
midgets deserve love too dude

[Anonymous No.53865909]

>>53865880
>deserve love
nobody deserves love.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53865914]

>>53865880
Yeah from other dwarfs.

[Anonymous No.53865920]

>>53865635
hello can you post more cars???

[Anonymous No.53865930]

>>53865909
yes you do anon
>>53865914
I was gonna make a joke about a male dwarf being a chad fucking a normal hot chick but I just realized, can they have fat cocks? Like can dwarves be huge?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53866015]

>>53865930
I dunno they're all blacksmiths, miners and alcoholics.

[Anonymous No.53866027]

>>53865930
Do women actually want "fat cocks" irl? Not in porn, but real women? Maybe it's just cause im a guy and the idea of sticking anything even remotely large in the only hole i've got makes me panic. I don't get it.

[Anonymous No.53866045]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.53866049]

>>53866027
its mostly a meme and doesn't matter unless your girl is a whore

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53866057]

>>53866045
Bro its like, this shits fucked. The fed is moving too slow, and should have just started with a 7% rate hike last February then let the market sort it out.

[Anonymous No.53866075]

>>53866057
>7% rate hike l
I would love that. I want to get bonds paying out 7% for the next 30 years. I initally thought theyd be done at 4% and i was dissapointed because I wanted 5% at least. Now we are definitely going to 5% and it will only keep going I think.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53866083]

>>53866075
The 2 years are damn near 5% right now.

[Anonymous No.53866084]

>>53866075
we are 100% going to 6% or 7% rate, I've DCAing into EDV already
Don't get me wrong it was already my plan because of time horizon investing but damn this feels great

[Anonymous No.53866160]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53866166]

>>53864105
I don't follow the news. Is all things AI stocks in the news?

[Anonymous No.53866201]

>>53866084
>EDV
So why do people buy bond etfs? They dont have the same maturity date as actual bonds and can have a different yield than if you bought the bonds yourself. Not even including a small but still existing fee when the feds let you do it for free.

[Anonymous No.53866216]

Somehow I'm always excited for Lose Money Day (monday)

[Anonymous No.53866220]

Rocker are you doing an update? I need to know what's going on in the market and I count on youf or that!

[Anonymous No.53866224]

>>53866084
And actually to add why are you buying long dated when rates are still rising? You should only be in short term bills until the fed actually stops raising rates.

[Anonymous No.53866226]

>>53866166
its mostly buzz shit because people are realizing neural networks can actually have a big impact and 2) are going to be huge IPs

like the chat gpt is essentially a product that can't just be replicated, its something that has been designed from the ground up for years. Neural networks are now massive "brains" people are designing and training and they can actually have an impact

also google might actually get fucked by bing because they are going to lose their search engine dominance by even a little bit which fucks their monopoly

[Anonymous No.53866231]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53866237]

>>53866231
Dont moron.

[Anonymous No.53866238]

>>53866216
what else is there to be excited for anymore bro

[Anonymous No.53866255]

>>53866238
Anime.

[Anonymous No.53866270]

>>53866201
A fund keeps the duration roughly the same, so it's easier to fit into a portfolio and forget about for years.

[Anonymous No.53866273]

Shat always happens to me. Light bulbs in a fixture blew. "Ok no biggie I'll replace them". T8 type. So I went to WMT got some. Got back home and installed. Light turned on. Happy me. Turned light off and back on. No light. WTF. Figured it was the bulb/brand (cheap WMT LED brand v.s GE). So took out bulbs and went back to WMT and got my money back. Got GE brand. Was few dollars cheaper to boot. Happy me. Went back home. Installed GE bulbs. Flipped switch. No light. WTF. Course by this time the afternoon is gone. Using a table lamp in the room as temp light till I can fix the fucking thing.

[Anonymous No.53866275]

>>53866255
I watched chainsaw man idk what else is good

[Anonymous No.53866293]

What do you do to relax after a stressful day of trading?

[Anonymous No.53866305]

>>53866201
The way it works is that if you hold the bond fund for its average duration it performs identically to if you had just bought the individual bond itself. Its weird but true.
>>53866224
Because I'm a boglehead that refuses to time the market. A ton of people were claiming interest rates were done climbing because inflation was tamed for a bunch of cope reasons. If that's true obviously you'd go long in bonds now. But it wasn't true. So technically I could go cash gain until it's ready. But I don't do this full time and could easily miss the timing. I could be wrong next time and miss out on when interest rates plateau. So I just go long. It works out nicely because the extended long term bonds inversely correlate with my stocks

Also literally no one seems to understand the idea of capital appreciate when it comes to low bond rates. Bond convexity means that when rates are most of the profit is from selling your LTT when rates fall. Pic related, EDV with an average maturity of 25 years will have profit that increases the lower rates go
>4% to 3% - 12.5%
>3% to 2% - 17.5%
>2% to 1% - 22.5%
>1% to 0% - 24.5%
It's the reason you still see people buying bonds at negative rates. At -1% interest rates if they fall down to 2% you see a 30% increase

And mind you I'm saving long term. Even with fluctuations, LTT always perform the best.

[Anonymous No.53866306]

>>53866275
Power's hot. I'd give her my "sin" you betcha

[Anonymous No.53866313]

>>53866293
I simply live with the stress

[Anonymous No.53866314]

>>53866273
Did you check your fuse box?

[Anonymous No.53866318]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53866324]

>>53866306
its hilarious watching /a/ cope about the anime being bad
shit was fucking great

[Anonymous No.53866326]

>>53866314
Yeah. Nothing tripped.

[Anonymous No.53866329]

>>53866293
That's my secret: I'm always stressed.

[Anonymous No.53866347]

>>53866275
Onimai, the story of a neet getting turned into a cute loli and working on going outside and fixing his life. Cute and funny, desu.

[Anonymous No.53866359]

>>53866293
If I end the day green, enjoy the rest of the night. if I end the day red, usually watch porn and jack off to forget about the pain. I've come to associate porn and jacking off to being sad and miserable. Overcame my porn addiction this way.

[Anonymous No.53866360]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53866376]

>>53866275
Darling in the Franxx, psycho pass, kakegurui, cyberpunk bladerunners, or my favorite hanasaku iroha. Hanasaku is perfect for comfy weekends.

[Anonymous No.53866389]

>>53866083
To hell with the two year, the 1 month treasury yield is 4.63%. You can just keep slapping that month over month until it finally corrects itself

[Anonymous No.53866405]

>>53864542
There are quite a few that have caught my attention of late, they are NXRA, FET, VELA and GNS.

[Anonymous No.53866410]

>>53866389
Longer duration is just a bet on how long it takes the fed to revert to zero.

[Anonymous No.53866415]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53866417]

Has anyone ever bought a stock longer than to look more like?

[Anonymous No.53866420]

>>53866376
>>53866324
The is the worst taste Ive ever seen. A new low for SMG

[Anonymous No.53866428]

>>53866293
>he gets stressed looking at numbers and lines on a screen
just buy JEPI and close the app/tab lol.

[Anonymous No.53866440]

>>53866420
chainsaw man was great you massive contrarian
I still listen to all the eds when I workout, fucking 8 is a banger

[Anonymous No.53866442]

short brap gas

[Anonymous No.53866447]

>>53866440
it was a massive disappointment. Everything else that aired during that season was better

[Anonymous No.53866462]

>>53866447
>massive disappointment
besides a few cgi scenes it was great dumbass
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KY0vShpUS4

[Anonymous No.53866467]

I'm only $497000 and 20 lbs away from being good enough to talk to a woman

[Anonymous No.53866470]

Need smg update

[Anonymous No.53866500]

Jesus christ. Looking at replacement ceiling fixtures at lowes site. Fuck all I want is a non led fixture big enough to light the room that don't cost a fuck load and looks halfway decent. Fucking insane man. Is nothing just simple anymore?

[Buy Low Sell High No.53866509]

>>53866305
You sound like you're confusing things.

If rates are at -1% and they then go to 2%, you have raised rates, not lowered them, and the value of the -1% bonds should fall drastically.

[Anonymous No.53866524]

>tell every person you know that times are tough, you've known them for years and you need help paying rent
>you just need to borrow $1,000 but you'll pay them back in a year or two, asap
>get like $30,000 because you know a lot of cool people
>you don't actually need the money
>immediately park it in a high yield cashable ladder GIC at 5.50% annualized
>get around $1,650 in pure, risk-free profit (actually more because of how laddering works, and some people will let you fuck around for 2-3 years, but for good show you can pay them back sooner or give them $500 now and $500 later)
>repay everyone their $1,000 plus 2% interest (total cost of $600)
>end up with like $1,000 in profit, again, risk free

So, why aren't you optimizing profit off your social connections, /biz/?

[Anonymous No.53866530]

>>53866524
im not a jew

[Anonymous No.53866542]

>>53866530
They'd just fuck off entirely or structure their repayments such that you lose 8% to daily inflation

[Anonymous No.53866559]

>>53862916
>ameritards are so retared they call a flute a "recorder"

[Anonymous No.53866569]

>>53866500
>Is nothing just simple anymore?
No. I was shopping for a new light and was disgusted by all my choices. A simple yet modern looking light for a reasonable price doesnt exist.

[Anonymous No.53866601]

>>53864173
You also have people like Cathie Wood on the other side of the coin.

[Anonymous No.53866602]

>>53863189
Chop tomorrow. A good dip buy opportunity will prevail

[Anonymous No.53866605]

BRAPBROS ARE WE BACK

[Anonymous No.53866625]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53866663]

>>53865844
But I thought that SPX will never be below 4k ever again

[Anonymous No.53866679]

Tomorrow we fuck Doomer Bears.
No homo.

[Anonymous No.53866684]

Remember that the correct direction is down.

[Anonymous No.53866691]

Just remember please that Warren Buffett made his first fortune by finding undervalued penny stocks.

[Anonymous No.53866694]

>>53866684
Yes, bond yields will go down as stocks continue to tear

[Anonymous No.53866695]

>>53866559
Different instruments. Flute is the metal one you hold horizontal. Recorder is the plastic noise maker held vertical given to school children to annoy their parents.

[Anonymous No.53866696]

>>53866684
>Remember that the correct direction is down.
You know down on a sphere ends up being the top.
More you know, anon :)

[Anonymous No.53866728]

>futures

smells like a bulltrap here

[Anonymous No.53866739]

Daaaamn, maybe I should buy another copy of my kurumi-chan volumes

[Anonymous No.53866756]

>>53866739
damn that man is so bad at this lmao

[Anonymous No.53866763]

>>53866739
What is the context of this ahaha
Is that the creator?

[Anonymous No.53866772]

>>53866763
Yeah that's the author. He's a horrific trader.

[Anonymous No.53866785]

I feel like a boomer. I can't find the tv remote.

[Anonymous No.53866793]

>>53866772
No
fucken
way
AHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53866820]

>>53866663
Nobody ever unironically claimed that, false flagging bobo scum might have.

[Anonymous No.53866826]

>>53866793
His gambling addiction is real. Which is why his work is so raw.

[Anonymous No.53866832]

>>53866826
What would he say if you tweeted at him about getting gambling addiction help?

[Anonymous No.53866833]

There is nothing more r*ddit than being a permabear, the bears here need to go back.

[Anonymous No.53866844]

>>53866347
>actual tranime
no thanks

[Anonymous No.53866845]

>>53866833
lol what the fuck are you smoking
redd*t is "too the moon bro!" "clown market!" "meme stocks, fundamentals don't matter!"

[Anonymous No.53866852]

>>53865757
How high do you think this March rally goes? It's already looking like another 10% BOIL day today.

[Anonymous No.53866880]

>>53866845
Literally go check the /stocks r*ddit right now, every thread is actual permabobo doomer shit. You cocksucking bobo scum love just making up narratives in your head, I used to believe reddit was permabulls too before I went and checked myself since you bobos lie and gaslight so often.

[Anonymous No.53866891]

>>53866845
Reddit and normies are overwhelmingly bearish.

[Anonymous No.53866893]

Good night anons. I will see you tomorrow at 8:30 AM ET to discuss pre market with you.

[Anonymous No.53866895]

>>53866739
I think this has happened to him before.

[Anonymous No.53866900]

>Bank of America, $BAC, CEO Brian Moynihan has said to prepare for a US debt default and a recession

Please god don't raise the debt ceiling this time and make it all crash. I've had enough of this clown market.

[Anonymous No.53866904]

>>53866027
Do you like tight innie pussies or loose floppy ones? The inverse is true for girls. They want a big and hard dick, not a little noodle.

[Anonymous No.53866906]

>>53866832
i dunno

I don't have a twitter, but if I did I would be tempted to paste the 4chan wagie cagie poem at him

[Anonymous No.53866914]

>>53866900
The US will never stop spending. It's gonna get raised man

[Anonymous No.53866929]

>>53866900
>prepare for a US debt default and a recession
kek That'd make yields pump like crazy and cause carnage in the markets.

[Anonymous No.53866932]

>>53866893
Jesus, imagine trading a chart where the price diverges.

[Anonymous No.53866956]

>>53866914
I know, that's why I want this stupid cycle to break already.

[Anonymous No.53866960]

>>53862817
>my roommate
have sex with her

[Anonymous No.53866961]

Do wicks count when setting trendlines?

[Anonymous No.53866969]

>>53866832
Leave him alone, you nigger. He's a good guy.

[Anonymous No.53866986]

>>53866961
Most of the time yes

[Anonymous No.53866990]

>>53866739
Where is this month's chapter?

[Anonymous No.53866991]

>>53866961
They say they count for gaps. I don't think there is a definitive answer to reading tealeaves though.

[Anonymous No.53867012]

>>53866991
nice. i use astrology

[Anonymous No.53867023]

>>53867012
I use TA, look at macro factors, and occasionally consult tarot cards

[Anonymous No.53867041]

>>53867012
>>53867023
PTs literally come to me in my dreams.

[Anonymous No.53867049]

>>53862398
My job was supposed to send me product so I can go to work on Monday. Have not received the product yet and the boss is going to give me shit over something that was his responsibility :(

[Anonymous No.53867060]

>>53866695
>amerinbreds are unironically that stupid
The absolute state

[Anonymous No.53867091]

>>53866961
Variable answers. Trends line are one of the least reliable ta tools though so it doesn't matter how you draw them.

[Anonymous No.53867101]

>>53866891
>>53866880
no, they aren't
they have been pouring money into this market at record levels
if you are not aware of this, and are not tracking flows, 1 you're a faggot, 2 you're uninformed
and for the record, I just went and checked your faggy redd*t and on the front page "hot" there isn't a single bearish thread, only bullish and "bears are wrong for this reason" threads

[Anonymous No.53867117]

How do I into hedge funds?

[Anonymous No.53867120]

Baking

[Anonymous No.53867121]

>>53867101
There's literally a thread about the yield curve indicating Le recession is coming and a thread about calling and timing the bottom of the S&P bear market. Go back.

[Anonymous No.53867123]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53867133]

>>53866914
>>53866956
The democrats control the media and are desperate to prevent Drumpf from getting 57% of the vote in 2024 if he harvests the ballots of every boomer in america, they will crash it and blame the republicans.

[Anonymous No.53867136]

Gayking

[Anonymous No.53867145]

Baking, do not post a new

[Anonymous No.53867199]

>futures

dump incoming?

[Anonymous No.53867213]

New thread:
>>53867205
>>53867205
>>53867205

[Anonymous No.53867244]

>>53867049
:(

[Anonymous No.53867771]

>>53866467
literally me

[Anonymous No.53868491]

>>53866852
BOIL is going to $200