Why are you browsing biz on a saturday evening?

[Anonymous No.53854315]

[Anonymous No.53854327]

>>53854315
I have nothing else in Life

[Anonymous No.53854334]

>>53854327
same

[Anonymous No.53854343]

>>53854327
>>53854334
same my last chance is that FTM goes to 5$ then I clear around 2 mils

[Anonymous No.53854377]

>>53854343
I been waiting so long to make it when I finally make it I have forgotten what its like to live

[Anonymous No.53854395]

Because I'm bored and have nothing else to do

[Anonymous No.53854405]

>>53854377
What I fear most is that some stupid zoomer coin comes along like the next SHIB and we oldfags who waited and deserved to make it just had bear market PTSD and didn't buy

[Anonymous No.53854408]

I'm here to see some pink wojaks. But I like the frogs a well. :)

[Butter No.53854419]

>>53854315

I was already busy Thursday and Friday. I can actually relax today.

[Anonymous No.53854425]

It's 1 PM

[Anonymous No.53854426]

>>53854315
>thursday got absolutely destroyed with the boys
>fucked my ex
>took work off friday
>woke up at like 1600 today
>went to the gym
>got back, ate dinner, figured I should check in with this shit

[Anonymous No.53854439]

>>53854377
god dam, I know this feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB7E1D_3Na4

[Anonymous No.53854442]

>>53854315
L

[Anonymous No.53854445]

The wife is watching some dumb tv show and I'm drinking beer

[Anonymous No.53854451]

>>53854315
Because when I'm not wagecucking for $14/hour, I'm laying in bed on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.53854460]

Watching STINKcels seethe as their unneeded token goes to its rightful place (zero)

[Anonymous No.53854459]

>>53854445
For me, it's Augustiner Bräu

[Anonymous No.53854466]

waiting for /heem/ night to start

[Anonymous No.53854473]

>>53854445
i think its weird that people have wives on a site full of incels. do you shitpost with her on this site?

[Anonymous No.53854484]

>>53854473
I've been on this site for 15 years and married for 7. 4chan was here first. But no, my wife is not shitposting on here and I would never advise anyone to start.

[Anonymous No.53854496]

>>53854459
For me it was a €5 IPA

>>53854473
No she doesn't shitpost with me
I doubt she knows what a Pepe meme is

[Anonymous No.53854505]

It's mid afternoon. Dinner won't be ready for hours. I just took a walk for over an hour and stared at all the houses being built.

[Anonymous No.53854509]

>>53854315
It's 1:30 in the afternoon and I'm pooping

[Anonymous No.53854545]

>>53854473
I think most of the people on 4chan are older (30+), and the whole "incel" thing is overblown. Because people who frequent safe spaces like Reddit and Instagram etc can't comprehend the harder edge of 4chan then they simply dismiss its users as "incels" as a way to cope. I remember telling somebody years ago at a family-friendly community-type BBQ in the park (with my wife and son there, as well) that I started using 4chan to talk about movies and TV shows (on /tv/, of course) since IMDb shut down their forums, and they gave me a look like I had just landed there and stepped out of a UFO.

[Anonymous No.53854549]

I have a stomach bug. I'm sitting 5 feet away from the bathroom because I keep shittin my brains out. The fuck else am I gonna do?

[Anonymous No.53854580]

>>53854445
I do the same thing. My wife has no interest in this Cambodian rickshaw forum.

[Anonymous No.53854581]

>>53854545
i'm a young guy, having came here in the post 2010s 4chan era (just after gamergate to be exact). so i automatically assume most people on this site are as young and immature as myself, but i often forget a lot of oldfags here never left, and developed lives of their own just as i reached maturity.

[Anonymous No.53854603]

>>53854315
I have the China virus and don't feel too good

[Anonymous No.53854607]

>>53854445
I can’t drink beer anymore. Only drink my urine now.

[Anonymous No.53854616]

>>53854581
I’m 41… but only got here at 37

[Anonymous No.53854718]

>>53854616
42 here and really don't feel like 42 compared to other people my age

Also never really came here until last year

[Anonymous No.53854799]

>>53854315
I want eth at 6k
Then i travel a year
Deal?

[Anonymous No.53855279]

>>53854315
because im taking the bus because im poor

[Anonymous No.53855460]

>>53854315
I'm listening to "A Sucked Orange" by Nurse With Wound and scanning Coinbase for low-cap gems

[Anonymous No.53855464]

I’m checking to see if there’s been a happening yet

[Anonymous No.53855520]

>>53854315
well, when you ask like that

[Anonymous No.53855566]

Lookin for frens

[Anonymous No.53855597]

>>53854315
nothing

[Anonymous No.53855607]

>>53854315
niggers

[Anonymous No.53855629]

I want to commit global jihad against frogposters, only then will /biz/ be saved

[Anonymous No.53855723]

To cope and seethe

[Anonymous No.53855936]

SafeChungus of SafeChungus.com is launching in 30 minutes, lets fucking go!2!

[Anonymous No.53856586]

im lonely

[Anonymous No.53856603]

I just want to shitpost without getting to know someone. You guys are simply my disposable friends for the night.

[Anonymous No.53856619]

>>53854315
Honestly what else is there to do on a Saturday night? Go to “da club?” Go to a sporting event? A comedy club?

[Anonymous No.53856709]

I'm so over wasting money at a bar

[Anonymous No.53856810]

>>53854581
I came here a lot back in the 2005-2012 era while I was in high school/early college . Forgot about the place completely for nearly a decade. Got married. Moved across the country. Then in 2020 the George Floyd riots were burning down my hometown and I somehow ended up on pol again. Stuck around through the presidential election and migrated to biz when crypto started pumping. Right now my wife is washing the kids and I’m sitting in front of the fireplace with a beer, my dog and 4chan on my phone trying not to think about work issues that I need to deal with on Monday.

[Anonymous No.53856855]

>>53854315
I have lots of money, but still no gf so I come here to watch you broke people suffer to dull my pain.

[Anonymous No.53856915]

>>53856855
hug?

[Anonymous No.53856913]

>>53854327
>fpbp
>>53854377
Dubs of truth
>>53854581
I came here in the beginning of 2010s when the majority of the boards didnt even exist kek. Early 10s b/ is still peak forum board for me.

[Anonymous No.53856932]

/heem/ is over now, im looking for advice to buy GRT or Rose with my tax refund

[Anonymous No.53856975]

>>53854315
Because I'm taking a shit

[Anonymous No.53856993]

>>53854545
Kek, sometimes I share memes from here with my boomer parents or other normalfags and don't tell them it's from 4chan. My mom particularly finds images of pepe shitting himself to be hilarious, my dad loves jokes at the expense of niggers

[Anonymous No.53857703]

>>53856915

[Anonymous No.53857854]

>>53854315
Actually it's Sunday Afternoon

[Anonymous No.53857863]

>>53854315
My GF is at work.

[Anonymous No.53857868]

>>53854315
how would I know its saturday?

[Anonymous No.53857870]

>>53854315
I'm just here to briefly visit because you guys are my frens

[Anonymous No.53857892]

>>53854315
because i didn't sell when i had 2 million dollars and now i only have 100k. really takes it out of you

[Anonymous No.53857904]

>>53857892
I can’t imagine eating so much of life’s poop to do that. My condolences.

[Anonymous No.53857911]

>>53854315
Why can't I? And why are you doing the same if it's a bad thing?

[Anonymous No.53858121]

i have frens, but i don't feel like i have "frens" if you get my meaning. i feel like if leave and die, no one would would bat an eye.

[Anonymous No.53858152]

>>53857904
thanks anon. there's obviously a story to it, but let it suffice that i was raised to eat shit

[Anonymous No.53858198]

because i never developed meaningful hobbies or interests, so now i chase financial goals (yes i mean aping on shitcoins and TRUFF)

[Anonymous No.53858206]

>>53854315
I’m browsing while playing poker

[Anonymous No.53858215]

>>53854718
Yeah 4chan found me. Had a great first 35 years… then I became an incel.

[Anonymous No.53858697]

>>53854315
It's Sunday morning and I'm sitting on the toilet.