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53844422 No.53844422 [Reply] [Original]

What are your moves?
Do you find yourself, parents?
What stocks and options do you tell them to exercise?
Buy bitcoin? Gold? JNJ? TWNK?

>> No.53844438

I warn Al Gore about Florida.

>> No.53844448
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53844448

>>53844422
Buy bitcoin, and thousands of them.

>> No.53844452

>>53844422
I’d go fight Obama. Physically.

>> No.53844464

>>53844422
I'd just enjoy life as it was. Probably forget about BTC by the time 2009 rolled round and ape in around now like a fucking idiot...

>> No.53844591

>>53844448
BTC wasn't invented till years later

>> No.53844714

>>53844422
Lottey tickets, Google, Amazon, Alibaba, Instagram, Facebook, MSFT, Bitcoin sell when 13k and wait a bit then buy and then sell when 60k, lose fat you little shit and make sure you run away with the money and live alone like 12 year old king if that is possible
Dad is going to stop drinking in 6 years after multiple confrontations with you and everyone, 2008 there will be a huge reals estate induced recession so prepare to buy in 2009 and 2010, huge global lock down in early 2020 buy tech and in year and a half sell tech and buy oil
Are you writing this down, budalo?
Don't trust anyone, ETF sp500 is your friend
When try to get those chicks from 7th grade when you are in 8th grade. Just act cool and joke around, never fight always be the clown but take no shit

>> No.53844734

Kill myself at the earliest age so my parents can get over it quickly and try again at having a a kid who doesn't disappoint them.

>> No.53844739

>>53844714
And short FTX with all the profits from all of that.

>> No.53844831

Blow up the twin towers before the terrorists do

>> No.53844837
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I work hard to put as much money together as I can and short the absolute fuck out of airline stocks in August of 2001. After I make my millions, I invest in companies that I know are going to succeed and cash out around 2009 to buy Bitcoins for $1. After that, it doesn't matter what I do.

>> No.53844894

I would send my 2000 self messages for the rest of my life up until this point, mostly trivial and some with good financial info so that my 2000 self schizo posts online about their time traveler friend

>> No.53844981

>>53844894
How about songs too with notes, and then pretend to be oracle and that devil or angel told you this in your dreams
And make a bank. And there are some controversial parties on Epstein Island if you get invited

>> No.53845810

>>53844714
Budalo?

>> No.53845840

>>53845810
Stupid, in Croatian
I'm Croatian

>> No.53845852

>>53845840
I'm sorry

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>>53844422
don't do it bros
you will be filled with unhappiness and discontent for the rest of your life
iraqi's did nothing wrong

>> No.53845911

>>53844422
I would kill my girlfriend before she becomes my wife and ruins my life.0matnh

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>but BTC
>start lifting now
>don’t eat shitfood
>avoid femoids until 2020 you’ll thank me later

>> No.53846010

>>53844422
You fucking retard do the same exact thing as the movie and collect easy money from betting.