You BUY COFFEE?

[Anonymous No.53830481]

What in your right mind makes you go outside and WAIT in line to PAY 5$ for some coffee?

Cant you just make coffee with a drip machine with one button and then go outside?

theres plenty of drip machines with a grinder that grind and drip fresh coffee beans in 30 seconds ready. the coffee comes out to 30 cents per cup.

why would WAIT IN LINE, be forced to give a tip on a tablet or get bad service?

[Anonymous No.53830503]

>>53830481
>>53830481
>You
>your
>you
>you
who?

[Anonymous No.53831488]

>>53830481
I don't understand the obsession with this, either. You could male a flask of coffee and take it with you. People seem to be conditioned into thinking buying coffee is this wonderful experience that is somehow essential to success. Its bs.

[Anonymous No.53831517]

I like to make my own. It's ritualistic.

[Anonymous No.53831786]

I wake up around 11am and my gf has my coffee ready, homemade. I don't buy coffee outdoors.

[Anonymous No.53831803]

>>53830481
>>53831488
>>53831517
What makes you care about other people's coffee/spending habits? What business is it of your's? Don't blow these questions off. Answer them.

[Anonymous No.53831825]

>>53830481
I don't tip for coffee. The taste of someone wasting their life as a barista also enhances the profile of the blend.

[Anonymous No.53832044]

>>53831803
What's the name of this board, anon?

[Anonymous No.53832058]

Nothing beats a well made espresso based drink, which is near impossible to make without a $2000+ setup.
I usually make a pour over at home which is decent but when I make it I'm going to get autistic spend a thousands on a top of the line grinder and espresso machine.
People spending $5+ for sugary starbucks frappe bullshit can fuck off tho

[Anonymous No.53832212]

>>53831803
its like if i saw you all walking to jump from a bridge
and im like "dudes...why are you doing this? are you stupid?"

[Anonymous No.53832900]

Imagine leaving the house EVER or spending ANY money on ANYTHING EVER. Couldn't be me.

[Anonymous No.53833291]

>>53831786
>running up to generational wealth to bang the hormone enhanced bbw

[Anonymous No.53833360]

>>53832900
I left the house once. Forever.

[Anonymous No.53833370]

I don't drink enough coffee to buy a machine so it's more like a treat for me

[Anonymous No.53833376]

>>53830481
my wife steals all our coffee beans from the golf club she works at

[Anonymous No.53833462]

>>53830481
Personally OP, in queens I go to my Starbucks for the scenery. Rich asian sluts. Passed out fat junkie fucks on the bench. Roasties behind the counter making the shitty motor oil coffee. And can't forget about the fucking black girls. The shit writes itself that's why I don't make my own shit.

[Anonymous No.53833470]

>>53833462
>queens
Any stories of long nosed women holding up lines forever to bitch about bagel?

[Anonymous No.53833471]

>>53830481
Nah OP i just eat caffiene pills. unironically the greatest invention of mankind. i take 100mg in the morning and then 100mg 1pm and 100mg at like 5pm. Shits kino and much better then trying to guzzle multiple cups of coffee throughout the day

[Anonymous No.53833477]

>>53833471
>bro take pi..
No.

[Anonymous No.53833489]

I only drink the free coffee at work once per shift

[Anonymous No.53833504]

>>53833477
whats wrong with caffeine pills? it's the same shit and you can drink more water and avoid sugar and cream. Its not like im telling you to take SSRIs KEK. The active ingredient is : Caffeine.

[Anonymous No.53833639]

>>53830481
>fill mug with water
>microwave for 2 minutes
>add 2tsp instant coffee
>mix and enjoy

i've been doing this for 10 years and i love it

[Anonymous No.53833688]

>>53830481
I wouldn't be able to afford takeout coffee. I unironically drink at least 8 cups of coffee a day. I'd go broke and the Starbucks chicks would call the cops on me for stalking.

[Anonymous No.53833707]

>>53833688
Dude eat caffeine pills for you caffeine needs. A box of 60 200mg pills is like $5 at CVS or Walgreens

[Anonymous No.53833770]

>>53830481
you DRINK COFFEE?

Coffee contains

>Caffeine
>Fluoride

both of which are globalist poisons. cleanse your body, don't let them poison you

[Anonymous No.53833881]

>>53833639
Have you tried possibly using actual ground coffee as a kind of pseudo Turkish style brew? It would undoubtedly taste better and be less expensive. You'd have to deal with the sludge at the bottom of the cup though.

>>53833707
There are over a thousand different chemical compounds contained in coffee. Hilariously enough, burgers on average have such a nutritionally poor diet that the majority of their antioxidant intake actually comes from the coffee they drink. Also Costco sells 3lbs bulk beans for around $17. So even a ridiculous eight cup a day habit would only cost around $1.60/day. I wouldn't be surprised if the amount of antioxidants he's getting from that much coffee is having a significant benefit on his health.

[Anonymous No.53834663]

>>53830481
personally to support my friends small business I know the price is ridiculous I prefer my aero press coffee but I made a lot of money and got lucky doing it desu part of that is responsibly spending some and spending it on frens business feels good

[Anonymous No.53834675]

>>53833881
Damn I didn’t even consider the antioxidants from coffee. Although I’m the rice and been nigger so I don’t think I have a problem with eating my veg

[Anonymous No.53834685]

>>53834675
Yummy home made roasted tomatoes in olive oil, garlic, shallots, and a bit of apple cider vinegar

[Anonymous No.53834815]

>>53834675
go buy a chest freezer and some meat already boi

>>53830481
>picrel
based, nice niche esoteric SG-1 character

[Anonymous No.53835448]

>>53830481
>KOLYAAAAAA!

[Anonymous No.53835472]

i like having a wagie serve me

[Anonymous No.53835484]

>mfw my €20 moka pot makes better coffee than 99% of all coffee chains using machines costing thousands and "trained" baristas
Also ordering coffee from a roaster is not that much more expensive than the supermarket but a million times better.

[Anonymous No.53835562]

>>53832058
Starbucks is generally seen as great coffee.

>Oh it can't be good its popular!!!!!!