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Excuse me kind pornstar should I go LONG OR SHORT the S&P today? What is your price target? mmmmhhhhhkkkaaay, Also when can I see your next exotica romance movie?

Thank you. Have a blessed day.


>Stock market words:

>Risk management:

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:

>Educational sites:

>Free charts:


>Pre-Market Data and Live data:

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:

>Boomer Investing 101:

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:

>List of hedge fund holdings:



>> No.53827204
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When pornstars start giving financial advise you know it's time to go LONG BABY! LONG JOHN SILVER! ME LOVE YOU LONG TIME!!!!


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I regret nothing

>> No.53827234
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you bake early right anon?

>> No.53827244

Friendly reminder that stocks will never go up ever again.

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Remember when we get to 5% we go back to normal! no more rate hikes after this next one! Just 5% and no more boos- i mean rate hikes!

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it's too small to read anon

>> No.53827254

I mean porn stars are professionals at getting fucked. You should disregard their investment advice and do the opposite.

>> No.53827263

INTC keeps losing.

>> No.53827269
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I tried to tell all of you yesterday. Hopefully at least one person listened.

>> No.53827277

This recovery looks fake as fuck

>> No.53827281

Good, I don't want you guys to copy my strategy... for your own sake

>> No.53827287
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You mean NVDA, AMD, SKYT, ON, and everyone else keep winning.
>With a special appearance from Dee Williams covering leverage option plays.

>> No.53827289

You can count me in!

>> No.53827291
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Yes this is actually real.


>> No.53827297

I have too low testosterone to short. Glad if you did though.

>> No.53827326
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no way man the bottom is in, obviously just a bull market dip we're going right back to ath

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Lean hog futures

>> No.53827333
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That's ok. Most of /smg/ are low test lanklets. It's not your fault

>> No.53827340

can't bear forever.

>unironically holding GS

>> No.53827350

Fat people have the least amount of testosterone because of diabetes and heart disease.

>> No.53827356

I hold whatever makes me money. I'm up 7% on GS. I'm considering dumping it and waiting for something new to buy to be fair.

>> No.53827357
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Quick give Americans more inflation! I-I mean give Ukrainians more money!

>> No.53827362

Wrong board.

>> No.53827365
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>We are fighting with the Harkonnens

>> No.53827377

look for the 10am reversal but not if its choppy

>> No.53827382

Do you consider KO and PEP to be secure with each other? From 1985 on they were basically zero-sum each other? Does that continue?

>> No.53827384
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Look I'm gonna give you one opportunity to apologize otherwise I'm coming for that bussy and you simply are strong enough to stop me.

>> No.53827385

This is right after Japan gave $5 billion too

Imagine being a young man in Ukraine who gets vanned by a press gang only for NATO to tweet about you fighting thanos afterwards.

>> No.53827391
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they didn't invite the King?

>> No.53827417

>A Los Angeles judge on Tuesday found that porn actor Ron Jeremy was mentally incompetent to stand trial

>> No.53827422

>Literally fucked his brains out

>> No.53827428
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he busy right now

>> No.53827448

>Still unable to invest and profit off of porn sites
Jews really do have it good

>> No.53827461

What does he have dementia or something? I hadn't heard anything about him having any health problems

>> No.53827468

Hit me with your best investment ideas for the next 3 months

>> No.53827469

I didn't look at it that way when I bought them. I just buy whatever appears to me as a good opportunity on individual basis. I usually hold my stuff only few months, so I don't feel like I should care about the thing you described.

>> No.53827475
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Women owe me _____.

>> No.53827480

Sitting on cash

>> No.53827491

>doesn't know about the adverse effects of being a chronic coomer

It's not just a meme anon.

>> No.53827495
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Anyone figured out how to cure AIDs yet?

>> No.53827504

3 month t bills

>> No.53827517
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WOW look at this. i wonder if this is bullish or bearish. kekekeke

>> No.53827521

Invest in yourself
Sleep well, eat well, cut down on the time you spend online

>> No.53827529
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put 95% of port into 3month bond, use 5% for 0dte spx options, rinse repeat, guaranteed 12% eoy option profit a bonus

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are you saying cash is not the play now?

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>$5 billion
Child's play
>Norm MacDonald: "Turns out the cure for AIDS is not getting fucked in the ass."

>> No.53827560

Thanks. Guess I'll just buy some 3 month t-bills and see you all in May.

>> No.53827565

There will never be another one like Norm. He was too good for this world.

>> No.53827568
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You know it's bad when even the normies are up in arms about it.

>> No.53827576

Fair enough, both pay divy and are literally short-hand for their product types in various markets. When I was younger, someone warned me against playing too many businesses in the same field, because they'd end up cannibalizing each other and your gains in one would be offset by losses in the other. But as what were effectively monopoly for 30 years, it's hard to say they're not secure. I think their nearest competitor was Nestle at one point, and they don't seem to have really broken in.

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When does the crash continue


>> No.53827595
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Is it mere coincidence that DOLE has been over performing the last few weeks? I know a lot of anons were outright dismissive of dole but the results speak for themselves. It’s been green in a sea of red

>> No.53827597

WTF. This man has had decades of pussy amongst generations of women. Why did he have to go an rape? Wasn't it enough?

>> No.53827604

So, are you feeling good? Maybe even euphoric?

>> No.53827605
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Only up from here bobochud

>> No.53827619

>why did a man who lived an immoral life have an inability to control himself??
>this is unheard of, Nietzsche never agreed to this!

>> No.53827626

> oh look at me, i've consumed the same media as you westerners, we are the good guys
cringe, but this is what must work on normies

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>> No.53827641
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I’m up 5% over the past week. Feeling pretty good about it when the majority of the market is lower. I’m just keking to myself thinking about the anti-dole crowd that formed when I started spamming it here to make it one of the most mentioned stocks on 4chan

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Tell that to this guy

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>clown market
>slipping on a banana peel is the most classic of all jokes
seems to be working as intended to me

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>> No.53827671

Those retards dont get that this isnt an epic, but a Russian Tragedy

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>> No.53827677

you need to understand that we are not dismissive of DOLE, we are dismissive of the shilling / the shill himself
it's similar to CLF tranny - CLF rallied from $7.00 to above $34.00 - it didn't make him any less of a tranny, any less annoying
if you're spamming the ticker, creating threads where the OP shills the ticker, inserting yourself into conversations unrelated to shill the ticker, you're a faggot
it doesn't matter if the company is a good investment or not if you're being an annoying faggot about it

>> No.53827678

Why is count dankula at a porn convention?

>> No.53827691
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Probably all the sexual transmitted diseases. It causes dementia.

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totally not from VIAIDS

>> No.53827707

Well the alternative is that you assume you are able to predict which one will be able to grow more.I think KO has advantage right now, but who knows what PEP is hiding. Well either way, for now I enjoy taking advantage of people dining on goyslop regardless if it's Coca-Cola or Pepsi.

>> No.53827709

looks to me like you're not aware of the 21st century, let alone the 20th.

>> No.53827716

dummies like Baggy that shorted the intraday bottom getting stopped out


>> No.53827732

I bought it and so far I'm up 4%. Wish I added more on Tuesday.

>> No.53827744
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I'm sorry guys, but whenever I read any of your posts, this is who I visualize is typing it. Am I far off?

>> No.53827745

with the iron curtain coming down, there was a big expansion, and since, some expansion in underdeveloped. what is the new market for soda? that's my biggest concern in this space. these two must otherwise cannibalize each other, even for the youth, if they can keep them.

>> No.53827768

Just bought a huge BBBY bag. See you guys in a few months on the pump to $30

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Yes you are wrong.

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Now there's a man who invests in natty gas

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Wanna rethink what you just said to me, kid?

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>> No.53827787
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I’m sorry you were put off by the spam but there was a reason for it. I needed to get Stocktwits attention. The low volume makes it easy for the price to move once I find enough baggies

>> No.53827791

KO is investing in energy drinks and is planning to get into alcoholic beverages. That's how KO and PEP grow mostly I think - by acquiring / creating new products

>> No.53827793

What's so funny?

>> No.53827800

I visualize all 4chan posters as cartoon frogs

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>> No.53827810

This picture stirs feelings. I love it

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>> No.53827817

How do I delete?

>> No.53827820

The next big thing^tm seems to be CBD infused beverages. They are just waiting for legalization in the US

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>> No.53827823

Fuck I wish that was me

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>> No.53827833

I feel like this is less about the tweet being cringe and more about modern pop culture being fucking dogshit. They could have quoted Tolkien or something but instead its Harry Potter and Avatar

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Fed speaker on deck

>> No.53827842

How much is self-competing?
A pre-bottled coke mixed alcoholic drink, isn't really a gain, unless you have an angle on the alcohol inputs.
Your best situational gain otherwise is that you avoid some small town tender using pepsi or rc instead of coke.

>> No.53827850

There is no all encompassing hero representing civilization, there are no divine interventions, no clear universal theme and a very limited scope of actions.
No this hasnt been an epos since 2001, and while the choir points at the tragic main character that is slowly going down into a spiral of madness, bound to ignore all the warnings and plunge him into his final end, while the world around forgets and lves on.
RIP American Hegemony
1945 - 2023

>> No.53827855

I mean even if you had a chud looking face, if you took the time to take care if your body it gives you at-least another 2-3 points on the looks scale.

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we really all just look like this

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For me, it's Signature Bank. (Ticker: SBNY)

>> No.53827864
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>literal chud face

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Yeah a scale out of 100 lmao.

>> No.53827873

I don't understand why you think it would be pre-mixed with coca-cola. Both of those companies produce / own much more than just soda. They are basically kings of goyslop. If you see any unhealthy food positioned perfectly in line of sight of you or your child, then it's most likely produced by KO, PEP or Nestle.

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Did PEP even sponsor the Superb Owl halftime show this year? I thought it was AAPL.
For me, it's Delacroix.

>> No.53827898

>RIP American Hegemony
but it's in your head that you need to make this narrative matter. your personal inferiority complex from being stuck indoors all winter with no good travel options.

But it's currrent year, which means...

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What do I buy to profit from this gay clown dystopia

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Also, why did you gorilla niggers split threads AGAIN?

>> No.53827946

>gay clown dystopia

>> No.53827950

I suggest a Glock and one round that fits. Aimed properly and you'll be free for eternity, nigger.


>> No.53827968

There is nothing natty about that ass

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Soys run the world, chud!

>> No.53827982

Haha this is hilarious. Each and every one of those pornstars are pornstars you can hire as an escort.

4-5 years ago, I paid Eva Lovia $1500 to spend a few hours with her in her hotel room.

They aren't running businesses, they are high-end escorts.

>> No.53827984

rice, beans and canned food, but mostly as a hedge

>> No.53827999
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Is this bullish or bearish?

>> No.53828001

From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.

>> No.53828006

Unfortunately it matters. Maybe it turns out another cold war like nothing burger, but the madmen in Washington may escalate this to a degree where duck and covering while hording and rationing resources and trading 0s and 1s is the most rational decision, and if it should turn out a nothing burger, good, and if not 0s and 1s dont matter anyway and resources are horded

>> No.53828017

I was gonna redo my outdoor kit as my hedge.

>> No.53828018

>very few are betting against stocks
>meanwhile 0dte puts are at an all time high

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>> No.53828026

Thinking about initiating EXR and PSA. Delinquency is rising and unemployment will likely follow.

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welp i'm done for the day, what should i get for lunch with this?

>> No.53828037

Is it too late to invest in insect farms? Not a joke

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>> No.53828051


/pol/ is that-a-way

>> No.53828053

What is going on?

>> No.53828063
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Hey, just because I like camping/hiking doesn't make me a Nazi.

>> No.53828067

algo's adjusting to fall in VIX

>> No.53828073

I'm out, faggots, this thread was shit from the get-go


>> No.53828124
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Update: DOLE up 3% again

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Pelosi calling in favours so she can buy cheap puts

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Tall girls means big feet

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>> No.53828174

OMG I hate getting attention for being tall ughhhhhh so annoying
proceeds to make a million videos on the subject

>> No.53828177

how was it?

>> No.53828185

>Zoomer teens already getting lip fillers
How do I profit off of this

>> No.53828193

Bearish flash crash due to everyone going full retard with 0dte hiding the risk/VIX measures

>> No.53828194

i wonder if i can talk my wife into getting these

>> No.53828224
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Why would you want her to look like this thing?

>> No.53828246

Shitcoin market

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>> No.53828250

i just want to run a little experiment with her. unfortunately she is autistic as shit

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Imagine betting against America. Fuckin commies.

>> No.53828302

German stockmarket is absolutely semitic. Makes sense, +50% is owned by foreigners, so US.

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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPP I'm thinking 2022 was just the right amount of selling and correcting needed for stocks and now we can resume the bull run. Yep I'M THINKIN easy money and good times are back on and it will be smooooooth sailing from here on.

>> No.53828318

Hong Kong and Shanghai are retesting December levels

>> No.53828334

What news dropped?? Why are we pumping????

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News? We don't need news to pump

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>What news dropped?

>> No.53828346

Because you didn't touch yourself at night.

>> No.53828359

I wonder what's the overall trend for options. I wouldn't be surprised if people stopped trying due to lack of volatility.

>> No.53828361

Pivot™® in just two weeks!

>> No.53828363

So looks better in porn, the lighting, make up tricks they use and maybe even some post processing. She was everything but tight. Not a shocker.

I've had much better escorts for much less, including in terms of looks. But there was a cool novelty to it I cannot deny. We talked about the industry, even MindGeek.

I tried to redpill her on the porn industry by bringing up MindGeek, talking about how if she realizes all these companies are owned by the same.

She goes "yeah, Zander (or Xander perhaps), I talk to him all the time". :D

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this market makes me
want to punch a wall
or even go drink
rubbing alcohol

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damn btfo

>> No.53828396

shareholder's meeting at a natural gas traded company

>> No.53828400

Oh shit Poemanon I thought you roped!

>> No.53828409

No that was a myth. I also didn't die from HIV/AIDS, which was slander

>> No.53828420

Shotgun to the brain

>> No.53828423
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Why would you pay to sleep with a fuck rag, when there are millions of 2d girls that have gone unclaimed? (Pic related but already claimed sorry)

>> No.53828431

But if we inverse your advice that means we go with the pornstars

>> No.53828450

>I also didn't die from HIV/AIDS, which was slander
I tried standing up for you, but that fat hamdude won't listen to reason.
Welcome back, anon. Glad to hear you're AIDS free :)

>> No.53828463

Das ist Thomsen

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>> No.53828473

Thank you, I think...
Also, I never really left. Just stopped posting poems. I've been here the whole time, and was even mentioned in several of his videos as other _______anons

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Also I'm very sorry, I think I might be obsessed

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Why haven't you bought a forest yet? Woodlands are where it's at. Get some Timberland REITs. WY, RYN, PCH.


>> No.53828490

what if you had to choose to between your wife and Scoops' bussy?

>> No.53828494
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Umm anon, he said he didn't die from HIV, he didn't say he didn't have it. He's one of the many people still living a meaningful life with HIV

>> No.53828499

Damn look at that tight booty

>> No.53828507

>didn't die from HIV/AIDS
So it's suppressed with a modern treatment?

>> No.53828510
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Short 3D
Long 2D
Long AI
Simple As.

>> No.53828517

I got Acadian Timber. Pretty comfy. They got ownership of lots of land + are made lots of money on carbon credits recently.

Timberlands basically sell their carbon credits to companies like oil producers who don't want to bother with making their production green and instead green wash themselves by purchasing carbon credits. Pretty cool stuff. I love globalists.

>> No.53828523

>t. speaking from experience
Yeah, you'd know all about living with HIV/AIDS...

>> No.53828530

How are you posting after dying from HIV?

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Wait that is a thing!? Redpill me on Woodland REITs are they comparable to Lean Hogs in the Spring/Summer around BBQ season?

>> No.53828536
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Wait, so are there pornstars ITT right now?????

>> No.53828562
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My wife would never make me choose between the two of them and scoopsies is too much of a lanklet to physically stop me. Miko fully supports my quest to bed scoopsies.

>> No.53828572

Basically what >>53828517 said. They're being looked at as carbon credit printers. Plus when shit recovers, millenials and zoomers will again venture away from their parents homes. Need that timber for new construction in the next housing boom.

>> No.53828588

Because no matter how hard you try you to never fuck a 2d waifu

>> No.53828590

>Why haven't you bought a forest yet?
Yields worse than treasuries and little to no long term growth. You would think that carbon credits and/or logging would provide some low effort yields while the land underneath appreciates to match inflation, but the reality is that the returns are just not very good. Haven't looked into it deeply enough to know why that is. Perhaps it's taxes or perhaps management of these REITs are just overpaid relative to the low effort involved in managing the land.

>> No.53828603

market couldn't break the lows today, so the clowns regained control of the market.
nvdidia guidance copium will give them steam for a few days
Maybe the market will apocalypse tomorrow on housing and PCE but I doubt it.

>> No.53828604

doing the Lord's work anon

>> No.53828606

All my positions are green? What happened?

>> No.53828607

What fucking autist in NATOs PR department wrote this?

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>> No.53828619

Looks like they turned on the gas stove and let the whole market BOIL higher.

>> No.53828627

Oh shit what up Dolphin? You investing those stacks you got for showing off your holes?

>> No.53828628
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Online interview in 10 minutes

>> No.53828647

Make sure you hide all your anime figures away from your camera background.

>> No.53828660


Cool it with the anti-semitisim, bros'

>> No.53828669
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>he doesn't have the type of autism where he can manifest his dreams into reality
Sad. Many such a cases.

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alright i'm out for real, i'm thinking i'll make lasagna for dinner

>> No.53828681

Don't tell them about dream-based investing, they're not ready.

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Just another day of the market remaining irrational longer than I can remain solvent.

>> No.53828692

holy shit i got raped on dpz today lol

>> No.53828705

Order some Domino's as a pick-me-up?

>> No.53828721
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If they can't even manifest having sex with an anime girl in their heads, they aren't even close to dream based investing. They are merely children in a man's world.

>> No.53828724

Normals not being able to afford goyslop is a MASSIVE top signal. I've been waiting for this day for a long time. This isn't cohencidental. Thank you for alerting me to this, anon.

>> No.53828727

MCD is holding up. Them + WMT give the shadow state of the economy.

>> No.53828729

Are you trying to say "the bottom is in" in multiple sentences?

>> No.53828732

I actually bought a aluminum can of Dole 100% juice pineapple juice, might drink it

>> No.53828736
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It's ok anon, you can finance it now.

>> No.53828740

Been there. Short puts on DPZ always induces sweating. I made it out fine but it does not always work that well.

>> No.53828742

Be warned that those cans are not actually made by DOLE.

>> No.53828745

>baggie shorted the intraday low.
>price goes up
simple as

see >>53827716

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and part of a well balanced breakfa- i mean portfolio

>> No.53828761

what do dividends taste like?

>> No.53828766

My bank interest is paying about as much as my divvies are now. I feel like you bamboozle me.

>> No.53828770

You're not reading this correctly. Yes, MCD is holding up *for now*. This is a sign retail goyslop is weakening, the cracks are showing, the damage doesn't always appear in the biggest players, it begins on the sidelines and then affects MCD and WMT later, but this is a sign things have begun to get painful for the conzoomer. I'm very happy today.

>> No.53828771

like financial freedom and a little like chicken

>> No.53828778

Please take note of my theory about baggot secretly inverting what he claims to be doing. Don't trust Juden.

>> No.53828780

I like my divvies fried

>> No.53828783
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So clearly Biden is pulling some kind of schenanigans to prop up the market in the face of a pretty much apocalyptic economic outlook. Any guesses as to what they're doing?

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Uh buddy look at LUNR computer

>> No.53828793

BYND earnings this afternoon, short it while you can

>> No.53828796

if it works it works. and you can't argue with quads.

>> No.53828799

Cook stocks ( ACI KR MCK ) have been dumping/kangarooing. Is this perhaps a buy opportunity? The fast food Freddies will have to learn to cook to survive.

>> No.53828802
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im gonna nut
gonna glue them eyes shut
not a cross dressing zoomer
they call me based boomer
never getting vaxed
never paying tax
when around blacks
i never relax
only here from lovin
got a kike roasting in the oven
they say im a degen
farming theta like its regen

smokin crack with hunter biden
young bucks say we vibin
but you know he's been broken
keep his o ring as a token
like a sonichu medallion
not even jokin

oy vey
did you buy the dip today
bobo please i got bills to pay
need a solution
to this rabbi's final question
ring ring its for you
female broker? ill take two
barely surviving
jannies out here crying
im telling you this is it
nah this time its legit

>> No.53828803

Yeah it's called nvda up 14% in one day and it's carrying the market with its retard strength

>> No.53828818

Little bit of divvy fried?

>> No.53828822

>Normals not being able to afford goyslop is a MASSIVE top signal.

>> No.53828827

Is it a false breakout or not somebody tell me I am feeling so indecisive on the direction of the market

>> No.53828844

You and everyone else pal. So hop on the 0dte train like everyone and their mother is doing.

>> No.53828860


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How about buying Divvy and Index ETFs with a fren?

>> No.53828863

My mom is NOT a degen options gambler.

>> No.53828877

i'm for it

>> No.53828880

Just bot calls

>> No.53828900

>I never double down on the bets I am sure of being right on
BASED LNG tripling its EPS from estimates

>> No.53828903
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KO bros where we at? I'm just sitting down enjoying a refreshing coke zero with my balls in a wheelbarrow next to me.

>> No.53828906

cold beer on a divvy night

>> No.53828910

I see Brandi Love is investing her husband's money wisely

>> No.53828911

Is it possible for a company with P/FCF = 98 to maintain 2.26% divvy?

>> No.53828935

I made 40k this week on this bull trap

very nice very nice

>> No.53828941


>> No.53828943

Job market is stable and tight leading to higher wages but also higher inflation. Eventually companies wont be able to afford the debt service and unemployment ticks up then the bad shit happens because inflation will still run hot while that occurs. But really its stagflation baby. Or Fed hikes more aggressively.

>> No.53828978

Pft drink real coke and work it off like a real big testicled man.

>> No.53828979
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Is this bullish?

>> No.53828987

Same, going to cum in my wife tonight too.

>> No.53828989

What a fucking joke market

>> No.53829014
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>Mumbai tier open office

>> No.53829016

How embarrassing. Imagine not only being a cubicle cuck, but having to share your cubicle so the executives can save a few bucks.

>> No.53829021

I am glad I was right on my bet on LNG doing well. I was just too early. Could have bought the same call I ended up grabbing for $25 instead of $33.

>> No.53829031

My puts didn't work
So I bought some calls to make up for the loss, lfg

>> No.53829038

>All the engineers get slammed with the poojeets
>All the finance bros get to enjoy free sniffs from HR roasties all day

>> No.53829070

I dont see a problem with that. Run desks in 8 eight hour shifts. Its not your desk. Its the company desk. Suck it up buttercup, you are getting paid or do you want to be in the next round?

>> No.53829085


It's a tragedy for humanity as a whole.

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>> No.53829113

You look great man.

>> No.53829124
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always gotta drink more coca, b
increase yur Tetsuo levels

>> No.53829164

Now this is the kind of science and research that needs to be subsidized

>> No.53829266
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This didn't work...

>> No.53829269

Perhaps we were wrong. Perhaps the secret to masculinity was goyslop all along.

>> No.53829275

Fucking lol

>> No.53829280

Counterpoint: The study was done by some no-name Chinese university.

>> No.53829306
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I trust the science!

>> No.53829308
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Stop gambling on options.

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The US Army and NATO spent 50 billion on this advertising campaign btw

>> No.53829362

Ok, why shouldn't I buy DPZ at this price?

>> No.53829374

Still too early. You gotta let it cook another 10-20 minutes.

>> No.53829377

>/smg/ done fell so far >we're betting on fucking Dominoes Pizza

>> No.53829381

you should. I got greedy and bought before this earnings, but might double down.

>> No.53829394

I love the PPT!
Totally sane market.

>> No.53829395

Dominos is ideal recession goyslop though. It's trash pizza that's super affordable.

>> No.53829398

it erased a month of gains in a couple days. bullish.

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>> No.53829418

This is entering Hyper War territory and I just drank a 1 Liter bottle of Coca Cola! Have mercy my balls are like grapefruits!

>> No.53829424

People are financing their pizzas.

>> No.53829446
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> GNK up 6.5%
Sounds like profit taking tomorrow. I love stock market.

>> No.53829451

>someone will get foreclosed because they got extra sausage and bacon

>> No.53829494
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Not if you're a chud you aren't.

>> No.53829503

what happens if student loans come due again

>> No.53829528

inflation goes away

>> No.53829531

Buddy, check BDRY computer.

>> No.53829541

Zoomers just aren't gonna pay.

And that's how we fix the army's recruiting shortfall.

>> No.53829542


>> No.53829544
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I forgot to buy Mercadolibre

>> No.53829565

Oh my, I've been looking my whole life and this beauty was right in front of all this time. Thanks anon

>> No.53829570
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I specifically enjoy dystopian fiction in all it's forms and I'm really trying not to lose my shit over them all somehow coming true at once.

>> No.53829574

Huge increase of Twitter bawwwwing and GoFundMe campaigns

>> No.53829576

people who hold student debt are the most active consumers

>> No.53829580

Zoomers are comfortable being homeless as long as they have an iphone and a nintendo switch. They are literally the most shabbos of goys. They definitely will just let their loans default and just not work so the banks can't garnish their checks.

>> No.53829590

More salt than the Dead Sea.
>No, I'm not Jewish, it was just the saltiest thing I could think of

>> No.53829592

what does that have to be do with inflation

>> No.53829608

You're welcome. Thought I suspect tankers are going to see more upside than dry bulk in the next few quarters.

>> No.53829613

you're a fucking idiot

>> No.53829617

Imagine being a Bobo and believing JP Morgan has your best interest at heart.

>> No.53829624

just ask for more money

>> No.53829673
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>Pornstars Traders
Celsius would have hired them all eventually.

>> No.53829713

I coomed on her video. Although I'm not into tan lines

>> No.53829714
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fuck I'm dying

>> No.53829738

BYND poompa! My 19 Call is still rekt. Gotta love inversing smg.

>> No.53829740

full name?

>> No.53829755
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Dunno why but this is cute. Unfortunately Mr. Roby is down 12% on his purchase at the moment .

>> No.53829759

Fuck, it's full of new today isn't it
No you can't have her name newfag, use reverse search or fuck off

>> No.53829768

He made some good jams at the turn of the 2000s

>> No.53829792

Strong aftertaste of taxes

>> No.53829796

Kek, picture in this video will be him running away with money after dumping his shares the moment Oil goes below $70

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Just got approved a $10000 credit line with Wisconsin Cheeseman.


>> No.53829957


I predict significant gains for you, anon.

>> No.53829969
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>Domino’s Pizza stock falls on mixed earnings, worst performing day in over a decade
why yes i did buy dominos 1 week ago, how could you tell?

>> No.53829974
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I'm more of a king cake man myself

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GDP 349. Good luck

>> No.53830121

Nvm perhaps its better this way

>> No.53830130

Oh they became different types of whores.

>> No.53830138

For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnO3nijfYmU

>> No.53830363
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>> No.53830492

That is physically disgusting to me. Also why are all of those names listed but William Wallace fictional? This shit is insane

>> No.53830526

It appeals to the US citizens far stronger than Alexander the Great, Leonidas or Themistokles or others

>> No.53830845