/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53822611]

DAN predicted this

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>53819579

[Anonymous No.53822625]

Speculate on baggies net worth ITT

[Anonymous No.53822629]

>>53822611
this is all bullshit

[Anonymous No.53822631]

>>53822625
about three fiddy

[Anonymous No.53822654]

>>53822601
>>53822618

This time last year it did the same thing, pump on objectively bad news and then immediately crashed

[Anonymous No.53822671]

>>53822629
Is this bullish for URANIUM ?

[Anonymous No.53822690]

Anime style cooking

[Anonymous No.53822691]

I fucked around with my IBKR account by requesting additional trading permissions and now I'm being asked to upload a source of income document. I cancelled the trading permission request because I'm a poorfag who barely has money, but I'm STILL being asked to upload a source of income proof document.

I sent them a ticket asking them to cancel it, but I haven't gotten a reply yet. I'm getting paranoid about them closing my account now. Did I fuck myself? I already have $5K invested with them. Do they close accounts/suspend trading for shit like this?

[Anonymous No.53822695]

the tradingview desktop app works really well

[Anonymous No.53822707]

>>53822691
What kind of trading loicenses did you ask for with your $5k account?

[Anonymous No.53822728]

>>53822611

What's with all the housing bubble talk? What are these FED/BOTS up to biz?

[Anonymous No.53822730]

Ransomware on DOLE LOL

[Anonymous No.53822738]

>nvda
>100 fucking p/e
>earnings down by like 25% compared to the same earnings a year ago
>pump 10% more on mediocre earnings
this stocks fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.53822777]

>>53822738
>AI!!! HE SAID AI!! BUY BUY BUY

that easy in the clown market

[Anonymous No.53822779]

>>53822738
It's all downhill from here

[Anonymous No.53822789]

Fuck DPZ, all my homies use PZZA

[Anonymous No.53822791]

>>53822611
So I wanted to graduate from crypto into big boy stonks. I'm making an Alpaca account, but it asks me for my employer's info. Is this normal? What do they do with this info?

[Anonymous No.53822802]

>>53822779
Be careful man, it's a reddit stock. Those cultists make enough from their comfy tech jobs and wife's onlyfans to pump it for years

[Anonymous No.53822805]

D-dole...

[Anonymous No.53822883]

>NVDA is only pumping because of le retail! It’s all le reddit cucks pumping this meme stock!

You stupid motherfuckers retail is meaningless smart money and all the institutions love NVDA because they proved resilient during the downturn and are positioned for continued high growth. Keep blaming your boogeyman, though.

Actually reading WSB from yesterday most of them aped into retard puts like boboids.

[Anonymous No.53822887]

>>53822707
warrants

[Anonymous No.53822897]

>>53822883
Fucking retard

[Anonymous No.53822899]

>>53822883
>-20% revenue
>+20% expenses

Another bull self-cucking. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.53822911]

>>53822883
>retail is meaningless
we're not in 2021 anymore nigger, we've got retail dumping >$30B into equities in January 2023 alone, and NVDA is one of their main shitcos.

[Anonymous No.53822918]

>>53822899
You are such a fucking boomer with a boomer approach to financial analysis. You are living in the past. You will literally never make it.

[Anonymous No.53822923]

>>53822918
None of us are gonna make it, now quit trolling for yous

[Anonymous No.53822924]

Bobocucks seething so hard, your puts will expire worthless bitch

[Anonymous No.53822931]

>american tower earnings in 8 mins
Where my reit bros at?

[Anonymous No.53822938]

>>53822887
So you want to trade some "turbo bull licker" warrants with 200x "leverage" on Börse Stuttgart with a $5k account at IBKR?
Assuming you're from Germany I guess you'd be better off with Trade Republic if you want to do stunts like these.

[Anonymous No.53822941]

>>53822899
its all a gamble

[Anonymous No.53822948]

>>53822897
>>53822911
lmao schizos yelling at clouds

[Anonymous No.53822954]

>>53822695
It's amazing though how well the Brave browser blocks ads.

[Anonymous No.53822957]

>>53822897
nice bitcoin style pump

[Anonymous No.53822961]

>>53822931

Hope it doesn't reflect the housing market :(

There seems to be a ton of posts about housing prices... my spidy senses are tingling.

[Anonymous No.53822964]

What to buy at open te sell at close ?

[Anonymous No.53822966]

>>53822961
Considering it owns cell towers I highly doubt it anon

[Anonymous No.53822978]

>>53822671
bullish for bullets

[Anonymous No.53822983]

>>53822964
spy

[Anonymous No.53822986]

>>53822966
agreed... and they are one of my favorites... but we have seen weirder shit lately in the market. WHoo knows maybe they will saw AI and will poump

[Anonymous No.53822987]

today: Shit job report, dump anyways, because now bad news is bad news (recession fears)

Good job report? Dump cause rate hike fears

[Anonymous No.53822988]

>>53822957
The jews can't fucking wait to get all that dumb money.

[Anonymous No.53823009]

>>53822987
cope.

[Anonymous No.53823010]

Why are futures always so fake and gay?

[Anonymous No.53823015]

>>53822988
divvy bros have it good. if it goes down you get more for less and if it goes up you can sell a bit for extra gains and buy it back when its down again

[Anonymous No.53823020]

Bros I’m scared to buy anything

[Anonymous No.53823024]

GUSH is going up to two hundred dollars.

[Anonymous No.53823023]

>>53823015
Naw man, cash bros are fucking laughing from the sidelines. If my picks ever print I'm joining them

[Anonymous No.53823027]

>GDP
its over

[Anonymous No.53823029]

>>53822791
They use it to determine an appropriate risk level for your portfolio. If you have a high income, you're more likely to be able to take steep debts. If you are jobless, there's no way in hell they'll let you have any leverage in trades.

[Anonymous No.53823030]

>>53823009
cope

[Anonymous No.53823043]

>>53822791
>im making an Alpaca account
Why are cyrpto fags so consistently retarded. Just go to fidelity or Schwab or even TD dude

[Anonymous No.53823052]

>>53823015
<1 year t bills giving 5% is better in this crab market in my imho

[Anonymous No.53823064]

>>53823027
Explain

[Anonymous No.53823076]

>>53823027
could be read a number of ways desu senpai

[Anonymous No.53823090]

>>53823076
Can you stop posting that it genuinely makes me uncomfortable

[Anonymous No.53823094]

>>53823064
>Q4 GDP second estimate 2.7%, Exp. 2.9%,
>GDP Price Index 3.9%, Exp. 3.5%
>Core PCE 4.3%, Exp. 3.9%

[Anonymous No.53823111]

>>53823090
Anon don't tell me you are one of those crazy anti-vaxxers. Im going to report this to the authorities

[Anonymous No.53823112]

>>53823094
Core pce was 4.3%? Holy fuck. The feds have completely failed to get inflation under control. This country is fucked

[Anonymous No.53823116]

>>53822978
KEK

[Anonymous No.53823118]

>>53823052
if thats monthly then not bad. single days stocks have been pretty crabby but i see no shortage of monthly 5-10% gains

[Anonymous No.53823119]

>>53823090
tell me your honest opinion on the prices of preciouses metals in the next 6 months.

[Anonymous No.53823126]

>>53823024
uncute square feet

[Anonymous No.53823140]

>>53823119
Crab short term. Bearish on days when pivot hopium is at its max. Bullish long term

[Anonymous No.53823143]

>>53822931
Here we go boys
>Total revenue increased 10.6% to $2,705 million
>Property revenue increased 11.2% to $2,645 million
>Net income decreased 262.4% to a net loss of $(717) million(1)(2)
>Adjusted EBITDA increased 12.6% to $1,707 million
>Consolidated AFFO increased 15.1% to $1,147 million

>"During the fourth quarter of 2022, the Company spent approximately $190 million to acquire 250 communications sites, primarily in Europe, and other communications infrastructure related assets. For the full year 2022, the Company spent approximately $549 million to acquire over 500 communications sites and other communications related infrastructure, globally, including U.S. data center related assets."

[Anonymous No.53823145]

>>53823119
How many of these skits did they make?

[Anonymous No.53823148]

>>53822805
Yes dole is up 2% premarket. Interesting to note that it’s up 11% in the last week. A lot of posters here were skeptical of it

[Anonymous No.53823153]

>inflation ripping higher
>GDP turning down

This is bullish news for stocks right?

[Anonymous No.53823154]

>>53823043
It was ranked nr1 for my country on the website linked on the OP. Please do enlighten me, though. Why is Alpaca a bad choice?

>>53823029
I presumed it was that, but like, are they actually going to try and contact my company or something? Cause if not, I feel like I could just drop whatever here.

[Anonymous No.53823164]

Honestly lads, do you think NVDA will retrace to 300 PE level? Rationally, I can't imagine that given the macro risk today, but again, this market isn't that rational anyway

[Anonymous No.53823166]

>>53823094
I think it's gonna be a green crab after dump on bad news day

[Anonymous No.53823176]

>>53823140
Not a bad read on it. Thank you anon.

[Anonymous No.53823180]

>>53823154
>I presumed it was that, but like, are they actually going to try and contact my company or something? Cause if not, I feel like I could just drop whatever here.
nah, they won't look up shit. they really just want to know that you're employed. If you state you're employed when you really aren't, idk maybe the irs might audit you (no clue if they would, another anon might know more), but the broker won't care.

[Anonymous No.53823181]

>>53823164
It's a shitcoin. It can go to $1000 or $100 or just crab for eternity.

[Anonymous No.53823186]

>>53823153
it means everyone has too much money and can afford to retire, until inflation forces them back

[Anonymous No.53823190]

>>53823181
I hate NVDA. It ruins all the semiconductor etfs

[Anonymous No.53823192]

>>53823153
>WE ARE TOTALLY STOPPING HIKES AT 5% RIGHT RIGHT?

Don't worry, after the next rate hike we can go back to normal! go get your next boos- i mean next rate hike. After that we go back to normal!!

[Anonymous No.53823206]

nice dividend yield intcels

[Anonymous No.53823207]

>>53823190
I hold soxs but I don't think it's going anywhere for a while. Theta decay will probably get me before the prices return to the mean

[Anonymous No.53823218]

>>53823192
I still can't believe they dropped the rate hikes to 25 the literal second inflation stopped acclerating

[Anonymous No.53823223]

>>53823153
Why doesn't the WEF just gas all boomers for their great reset? Makes sense when you think about it.

Also, what puts we buying?

[Anonymous No.53823230]

nooo i bought boil yesterday aieee

[Anonymous No.53823237]

>>53823218
Feds weren't serious about dropping inflation at all. With Powell saying dumb shit like disinflation knowing the markets would pump. Guess his masters were losing too much money

[Anonymous No.53823244]

>>53823237
Doesn't bother me too much. Perfect time to buy long term bond etfs

[Anonymous No.53823245]

>>53822611
Crazy. I was thinking about that OP image for a few days and decided to put on a short the day before and it paid off. I went all in on natural gas yesterday with the gains. What the fuck man.

[Anonymous No.53823248]

>>53823218
>imagine not viewing what they say as anything other than a psyop for no ones benefit but theirs...

[Anonymous No.53823263]

apparently US will default by July
FUD or legit? I'm a retard, how do I protect myself from this
>>53822629
to this day I don't fully understand what gamergate was

[Anonymous No.53823272]

>>53823192
11%

[Anonymous No.53823273]

>>53823237
Sad part is JPOW is the only fucking adult left in the room

[Anonymous No.53823284]

holy shit Nvidia keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.53823292]

>>53823176
Jeff Rense, is that you?

[Anonymous No.53823299]

Uh... the line didn't move whatsoever on news...

[Anonymous No.53823316]

mass layoffs in the us and at the same times lowest unemployment. Is it because you work 2-4 jobs?

[Anonymous No.53823337]

I can't determine how long untill natgas gets replaced with its shitty biogas alternative. Do I long BOIL and make profit while I still can? Or will it never recover?

[Anonymous No.53823346]

Sugar pumping, orange juice pumping again, cocoa high and staying there due to supply concerns/issues, coffee going straight back up (even robusta which isn't undersupplied), soimeal staying high, livestock (beef) keeps rising
INFLATION WILL NEVER FALTER!

[Anonymous No.53823360]

>>53823337
Never
The Republic of Texas would rise

[Anonymous No.53823363]

>>53823337
I bought some but it may be a long term hold

[Anonymous No.53823374]

>>53823316
Lowest unemployment yet no one wants to work the minimum wage shit jobs. Everywhere I go there's help wanted signs. Busy restaurants have like 3 waiters tops sometimes, and one of them is also bartending. What are all these people doing for money when they quit the so-called jobs that nobody wants to do? They can't all be moving back in with their parents, can they? They can't just be sliding into much better jobs, they're not qualified to do anything else. Shit doesn't make sense.

[Anonymous No.53823376]

>>53823218
The Fed is telling the truth about what they're going to do, but they're probably lying about having the situation under control

>>53823263
They are probably going to print more money and raise the debt ceiling again like they did in 2012. Nearly everyone is expecting this. Dunno how to protect yourself if they don't though

[Anonymous No.53823382]

>>53823263
>apparently US will default by July
stop being retarded.
>>53823284
bullish earnings report wednesday evening right after a big dump.
>>53823192
I don't think anyone believed that. Ratcheting up in 25 bp increments up to [5 , 5.5] and then we hold it there for the year has been the broad consensus for the last couple months at the very least. I was hoping inflation would be less sticky, but this is just the reality we all live in. The big problem i all the rent inflation that has to slowly chunk through the system. Then the only thing left is gonna be services inflation. It feels like Powell is comfortable with how things are now that inflation is at least under some modicum of control. There's no need to choke too early. Inflation is inherently stimulatory since it amounts to a pay cut for workers. The market is going to cool, But the fed is willing to let that take a while.

[Anonymous No.53823385]

>>53823337
Natural gas is absurdly cheap and efficient and even clean. Burning it produces carbon dioxide and water. Thats what humans breathe out.

Green energy fags bitch but the shale revolution has been the greatest development since oil

[Anonymous No.53823386]

BOIL bros!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53823391]

/lean hog bros.... its over

[Anonymous No.53823398]

>>53823316
>mass layoffs
says the MSM to try and Astroturf the market and population
>at the same times lowest unemployment
I-it's almost like they lie to you compulsively for their own gain
>but that would mean the gvt. doesn't have your best interest in mind,
404 not found

[Anonymous No.53823402]

>>53823376
Agreed. The very fact that they delayed rising rates and blamed inflation on supply chain issues, instead of the massive 25% increase in the global dollar supply, shows they've completely misunderstood the situation from the beginning.

Even now they were talking about deflation and blaming inflation on price gouging or good salary raises. Complete fucking horseshit

[Anonymous No.53823411]

>>53823386
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooO
desu i think i'll sell after a 5% move since there's no news that it will go up anytime within the next month

[Anonymous No.53823416]

>>53823382
>I don't think anyone believed that. Ratcheting up in 25 bp increments up to [5 , 5.5] and then we hold it there
>I don't think anyone believed that
> Ratcheting up in 25 bp increments up to [5 , 5.5] and then we hold it there
lol,Lawlz, LMAO, ROFL! even.

[Anonymous No.53823424]

>>53823402
Well stocks will continue to do well with high volitilty but inflation will outpace the market.

[Anonymous No.53823433]

>>53823402
>shows they've completely misunderstood the situation from the beginning.
Why is there so much FED/BOT posting today?

[Anonymous No.53823434]

>>53823382
>"Holding the interest rate at 5% when inflation is 7% and core inflation is continuing to rise will bring it down"
Quantitative easing has completely fucked modern investors

[Anonymous No.53823442]

>Futures

[daily inflation nowcasting No.53823447]

>>53823424
yesterday's inflation nowcasting

[Anonymous No.53823451]

>>53823337
Natgas needs to be replaced with brapgas, specifically have a vetting process that only lets cute girls be the new fuel source. There would be companies that would start where they go and install it with their own brapgas girl in every home. Virgin men get priority.

[Anonymous No.53823456]

>>53823434
>Quantitative easing has completely fucked modern investors
yup, a literal decade + of it- a whole generation knows nothing but QE and 0%- Fucking maddness.

[Anonymous No.53823463]

Jerome fucked us all

[Anonymous No.53823464]

>>53823154
Yeah, fraud is a great way to start an account that will have your money. No way they'd ever find out and freeze your account. But hey, good lawyers are cheap, I'm sure you can easily get your money back.

[daily inflation nowcasting No.53823466]

>>53823447
...

[Anonymous No.53823476]

>>53823402
They delayed on purpose. They let inflation run to stealth tax the plebs.

[Anonymous No.53823478]

should have never put a goy in charge of the F.E.D.

[Anonymous No.53823479]

>>53823463
JPOW doesn't legislate you fucking midwit.

[Anonymous No.53823487]

shorted another tranche of nvda

[Anonymous No.53823506]

THE OPENING BELL

[Anonymous No.53823510]

oh man, how many of you guys bought into the SOXS shilling kekeke

[Anonymous No.53823515]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS HAT

[Anonymous No.53823518]

>>53823479
no he simply decided to raise rates a year too late

[Anonymous No.53823519]

>>53823154
That website's a little sus if you ask me. Fidelity doesn't show up in the top 5 for the US no matter what you select as your level of experience.

[Anonymous No.53823548]

>>53823518
>a year too late

[Anonymous No.53823565]

>>53823548
yeah a year too late
you dont remember all the 'transitory' talk?

[Anonymous No.53823569]

>>53823515
you called?

[Anonymous No.53823572]

NVDA is a hedge fund hotel. They paint the ask higher because it makes their YTD performance look better.
Post-earnings is the easiest time to do this, but they've been vacuuming up shares for a few months now.

So when you look at the earnings and think to yourself that it's retarded to pump on this trash report, please understand that this entire move is manipulation to create a momentum trend out of nothing. It's a common ponzi technique.
In the end, NVDA has no significant profits, nor is there any bankruptcy of major dilution risk. So it's in limbo. Pumping it is no different than pumping bitcoin or pumping gold. This type of rigging is where hedge funds excel.

As an outsider, you may feel compelled to ride the momentum, but the best thing you can do is stay the fuck away. These things always resolve themselves eventually. In the short term the stock market is a voting machine, but in the long term it tends to act more like a weighing machine.

[Anonymous No.53823581]

>>53822691
Just be honest. They dont care how much money you have/make, they care where the money comes from. They have to know this because else governments will fuck them in the ass for possibly enabling 'tax evasion' or 'financing criminal enterprises' etc. They could care less if you lose every penny you have or not

[Anonymous No.53823589]

>>53823565
>yeah a year too late
you get your boosters?

[Anonymous No.53823591]

I just want to buy more stocks and keep my portfolio balance about the same. Why do I have to do math for this still? Where is the buy a bit more of everything I like option?
What formula would I even use here.
sum(prices)/$1000? Each position%weight currently / total value * $1000?

[Anonymous No.53823607]

>>53823572
Or it's just that NVDA's GPUs are the future

[Anonymous No.53823608]

What's the point of all that dumping if it's just gunna gap up like this immediately after? Fake and gay market

[Anonymous No.53823610]

>>53823589
never got vaxxed, never got sick

[Anonymous No.53823617]

>>53822611
I'm good. Just buy AMD and wait for new ATH's in the next year.

[Anonymous No.53823623]

OHPEN DA MAKETS YA KIKE BASTIDS

[Anonymous No.53823624]

>>53823589
Greetings from Krautland, where the MSM (Spiegel) envisioned picrelated to be the future.

I'm still not allowed to board a plane leaving to the US from anywhere in the world. Yet entering the faggot country #1 (which is Canada) would be no issue.

[Anonymous No.53823626]

>>53823608
>Fake and gay market
best financial advice in this thread

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53823632]

Did everybody forget what the fucking boys over at F.E and D. said yesterday? Then they revise the 4th qtr GDP numbers lower, to make the fucking 1st quarter numbers look better when they come out. G_DDAMN FUCKING KIKES!!!!~

[Anonymous No.53823641]

>>53823610
well, all I am saying is that its JPOW vs literally all three branches. I do not think he is to blame when he is the last adult in the room- imo senpai

[Anonymous No.53823649]

>>53823632
nobody cares, though.

[Anonymous No.53823652]

The Mango Habanero.

The Reduced Cost Of Goods.

The 8% Increase in Same Store Sales

The Fried Corn. The Cajun Fried Corn.

They don’t listen.

Wall Street Doesn’t listen.

But maybe. /smg/ listens.

Don’t Have The Mango Habanero & Garlic Parmesan Bone In.

Because.

It’s .

Trading. At. 15x. Revenues.

The earnings was the trapdoor. Spiders Below. Don’t Listen To The NLP Algos Buying.

Don’t Listen To the Mango Habanero Sauce

Listen. To. Me.

[Anonymous No.53823656]

>>53823589
Time to buy SIGA again?

[Anonymous No.53823660]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53823663]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53823662]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.53823665]

AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53823670]

>>53823656
>Time to buy SIGA again?
It's probably an indicator that mRNA "R&D" is advancing "behind the scenes."

[Anonymous No.53823671]

I am financially making a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.53823673]

And just like that, SOXL will never, ever trade under $15 ever again

[Anonymous No.53823676]

>>53823607
There's always a story being sold. It's never JUST momentum.

...but really it's just momentum.

[Anonymous No.53823678]

Do I... do I sell my puts?

[Anonymous No.53823691]

reminder you are witnessing what we call in the biz a fake and gay pump

[Anonymous No.53823693]

>>53823607
Why would you ever think that. It’s all about ASMLs EUV machines and TSM isn’t getting first dibs on the newest generation like they did this last generation

[Anonymous No.53823695]

>>53823678
Should've sold them yesterday before close fren

[Anonymous No.53823696]

>>53823678
no

[Anonymous No.53823697]

>Jim Cramer still gets to LARP as a successful stock picker

[Anonymous No.53823698]

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[Anonymous No.53823702]

Fucken elevator up you faggots. Stairs down elevator up.

[Anonymous No.53823703]

Is there a website (or twitter, something) that tracks "gap openings and closings" on the big indices?

[Anonymous No.53823706]

>>53823670
>mRNA "R&D" is advancing "behind the scenes."

Yup:

https://www.projectveritas.com/news/new-pfizer-director-jordon-trishton-walker-shares-concern-for-covid-vaccine/

[Anonymous No.53823712]

>>53823678
I read that as "pits".

[Anonymous No.53823713]

HOW CAN SHE PUMP SER?

[Anonymous No.53823716]

>>53823284
Too big to fail, apparently. Real EPS was shit. But "non-gaap" eps "beat expectations" which were still a 40% qvq loss, and a 40% y/y loss.
Don't fight the big houses when they're making a bubble. AMD and NVIDIA are desirable for multiple reasons, outside of their actual earnings, and not at all because everyone named apollo or blackrock holds them.

[Anonymous No.53823718]

>>53823548
>1933: USA off Gold Standard-Money becomes worthless paper whose value is enforced by threat of and/or violence, war or incarceration.

I've been saying this for fucking years. That poster has it wrong, btw. Gold is worthless, it's just shiny metal with little practical value to most people. The USD is backed by the US Military and Law Enforcement. Now THAT is a rock-solid backing of value I can believe in! Also why you should never bet against America or think anyone is going to take over our shit at this point in the game. We're too powerful. We will do everything we can to maintain that power in perpetuity.

"Oh no they're going to stop using the USD as the world reserve currency oh no the petrodollar is going away oh no!" No it's not. We'll free the shit out of you before anything like that even comes close to happening. America has tons of problems and corruption, granted, but if there's one fucking thing I can put my full faith behind it's our military. And the elites know this. Ukraine is mostly just a way to test and show off military tech from the military industrial complex tbhwy. Need new wars every now and then to test this new shit out, you know?

[Anonymous No.53823724]

YYEEEEEEEEEEEEP I'm thinking 2022 was just the right amount of selling and correction needed and now stocks can resume their bull run. Yep I'M THINKIN good times are back on and smoooooooooth sailing from here on out

[Anonymous No.53823725]

Wells Fargo started posting my paychecks early. Is this some kind of scam? It's WF so I assume so.

[Anonymous No.53823729]

>>53823693
>Why would you ever think that.
I own the stock.

[Anonymous No.53823734]

>>53823706
>projectveritas
Seriously, the world is about 80% jabbed with rona mRNA at least once and global population is still increasing.
The covid vaxx did fuck all for depop.

[Anonymous No.53823736]

>BOIL and SOXL both up bigly
don't forget to sell

[Anonymous No.53823744]

>>53823718
>but if there's one fucking thing I can put my full faith behind it's our military.

>t. someone clearly who was never in the military in the last 5 years

[Anonymous No.53823745]

fundamentals don't matter, max bid ponzi ever day

[Anonymous No.53823748]

>>53823676
Yes it's all momentum until it isn't. It's all speculative until one of their clients using their data centers makes an AI breakthrough. It's all speculative until fully automatic driving cars are a thing using their chips. Every relevant, cutting-edge project in tech is using their chips. If you are going to wait until all their revenue streams are fully actualized, you're too late. This is how investing works.

[Anonymous No.53823753]

>>53823725
My bank did the same thing. It's a new feature they rolled out where direct deposits get posted into your account 1-2 days early.

[Anonymous No.53823755]

>>53823725
It is a scam I got hit with the stupid 5$ charge for my account dipping under 300 and called then to complain and get it reversed. Was ready to close my account with their shitty bank.

[Anonymous No.53823762]

>>53823729
Bobos are fucking seething today. Enjoy it, fellow semi fren.

[Anonymous No.53823769]

>>53823748
what ever happened to Nvidia purchasing ARM (or the parent company)?

[Anonymous No.53823774]

Mm yeah

[Anonymous No.53823776]

>>53823734
it wasn't meant to kill everyone off immediately the deaths we're seeing now are just random side effects

the real plan is fucking up reproduction 1-2 generations in the future. the changes are passed on

[Anonymous No.53823779]

When I bought NVDA sub 100. You faggots told me it's going to 60. I know who (you) are. Fucking retards.

[Anonymous No.53823783]

>>53823753
>>53823755
I assumed they were earmarking it as in the account so they could start lending it as early as possible.

[Anonymous No.53823784]

>+20% up on my Beyond Meat

[Anonymous No.53823786]

>>53823769
FTC jews sued to block the deal so it's off. Doesn't matter long term.

[Anonymous No.53823787]

>>53823776
>

[Anonymous No.53823790]

>>53823779
Oh I mean sub 120 ofc

[Anonymous No.53823798]

trying to decide if I should have sold my 402c at open or ride it out

[Anonymous No.53823807]

>>53823779
It is, long term. It will take a while but it will get there

[Anonymous No.53823817]

>>53823783
Caesar in a freezer?

[Anonymous No.53823820]

>>53823798
shoulda sold it immediately.

[Anonymous No.53823825]

>>53822611

[Anonymous No.53823826]

>>53823783
Julius in the coolius

[Anonymous No.53823828]

I somehow managed to buy soxl before close at the bottom teusday . Feels good bros

[Anonymous No.53823832]

>>53823817
Imperator in a refrigerator

[Anonymous No.53823836]

I have 23k bitfarms shares. Do I convert them to SCHD or JEPI? Or do I wait for bitcorn to go up....?

[Anonymous No.53823843]

>>53823693
There's no point digging too deeply into it. He probably owns the stock and needs to pretend there's some fundamental big picture realization event driving this so he can feel more intelligent about his decision to pick the stock.

It's sort of like how paramount, viacom, discovery investors all thought the market had finally seen the big picture that they'd been following all along when their stocks suddenly ramped 300% back in 2021. Until, suddenly, oops, Archegos blew up. The gains were never real.
Just a bunch of leverage to paint the tape and create momentum all for an endgame of...?

[Anonymous No.53823845]

>>53823807
Yes in 40 years it will be like INTC and IBM and be a tech monolith stuck in it's antiquated ways, unable to adapt, and fail. Until then it's going to deliver huge returns for it's shareholders.

[Anonymous No.53823858]

I buyed COIN puts

[Anonymous No.53823860]

INTChads we’re back. I bought the generational bottom yesterday. Thank god they cut the dividend to something more manageable with room to grow in the future

[Anonymous No.53823866]

>>53823734

Post Video talking about fertility and sterilization problems from person whos senior rater is the literal CEO of phyzer

>The covid vaxx did fuck all for depop

Now for your homework, go look up what the purpose and effects of pesticides. I'll give you a hint, it doesn't effect the current generation but the next.

Any guesses?

[Anonymous No.53823867]

>>53823858
this nigga gets it

[Anonymous No.53823874]

>>53823843
who are you even talking to lmao

[Anonymous No.53823878]

>>53823693
so who will get the new ASML EUV machines first?

[Anonymous No.53823887]

>>53823820
glad i held then lmao
bought some cheapie otm puts to hedge against a rugpull though
crab confirmed

[Anonymous No.53823897]

>>53823878
Intel gets the first machines but they won’t be operational until their new fab is complete in 2025
https://www.asml.com/en/news/press-releases/2022/intel-and-asml-strengthen-their-collaboration-to-drive-high-na-into-manufacturing-in-2025

[Anonymous No.53823916]

>>53823843
endgame is always line go up until it doesn't

[Anonymous No.53823918]

Low volume thread. Has everyone given up?

[Anonymous No.53823919]

>>53823887
>glad i held then
>hedge against a rugpull though
I too have no idea what I am doing.

[Anonymous No.53823920]

Imagine a stock with such a bright future and so many salty haters. Oh don't have to. It's NVDA

[Anonymous No.53823928]

>>53823920
It’s actually O

[Anonymous No.53823930]

SHORT
>PANW
>TSLA
>NVDA

LONG
>SQQQ
>BOIL

[Anonymous No.53823934]

>>53823918
I only become active once a month when I dca, otherwise I just lurk.

[Anonymous No.53823938]

>>53823866
Stop noticing things, goyim. People that notice things don't live so long

[Anonymous No.53823939]

>>53823843
Fr fr busssssin you think you bought alpha but you just had beta driven by overleveraged speculators hahshahahahaha fr fr fr bussin and Many Such Cases. Sad!

Reminds me semiconductor enthusiasts in smg who thought they had alpha until it was clearly beta

Or am I not supposed to bring up the Chop Chop Chop stocks

[Anonymous No.53823946]

>>53823434
> 4.3 is larger than 4.7 core inflation is going up!
... Look man the current estimate is that core pce is dropping to 3.9
https://www.clevelandfed.org/indicators-and-data/inflation-nowcasting#background
That's bad, but it's being solved.
>7% inflation!
Nobody looks at headline inflation at all.


look at our debt
https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/z1/dataviz/z1/nonfinancial_debt/chart/#units:ratio
Look at our m2
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/M2SL

Higher than it should be? that's fair. Is it going down though? yes, that means the fed is lowering the effective money supply bit by bit and letting the air out. As long as we don't have any major disruptions, things are looking like they will move in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.53823955]

>>53823930
SPX 4350pts-4450pts 1H '23

[Anonymous No.53823956]

>>53823718
The US has the largest horde of battle trained ladymen on earth, and our hormone replacements can induce berserker rage on command.
As long as they doesn't need to cry it out for a few minutes first.

[Anonymous No.53823957]

[Anonymous No.53823962]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53823963]

>>53823866
checked and i already told em

[Anonymous No.53823965]

>>53823955

[Anonymous No.53823972]

[Anonymous No.53823974]

>>53823845
>Until then it's going to deliver huge returns for it's shareholders.
Where are these huge capital returns? I haven't seen them.

While you chase this company that you pray MIGHT grow at 20% moving forward (inflation adjusted), in hopes that 20 years from now that'll bring it down to 20x earnings on your cost basis, There are plenty of companies out there returning 20% in literal profits, right now. I wonder which one will compound better over time?
This isn't 2021 - there are some decent valuations out there just waiting to be found.

If you're buying NVDA for the fundamental picture, you're massively overpaying for an empty dream. If you're trading momentum, fine, there are plenty of similar plays in the market right now and the wave may continue quite a bit longer. Make sure to set a stop loss though.

[Anonymous No.53823977]

>>53823957
Wait GDP went down and we pump??? Fucken lmao wtf am I watching

[Anonymous No.53823980]

>>53823919
i know what im doing, im gambling

[Anonymous No.53823981]

>>53823928
I hate dead company NVDA because I can't afford a graphics card is
Muh housing crash because I'm priced out
for poor people.

[Anonymous No.53823983]

>>53823977
it was positive but under expectations

[Anonymous No.53823994]

>>53823962

[Anonymous No.53824000]

>>53823826
coolius? really dude?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53824010]

>>53823977
The lower 4th quarter GDP means the 1st quarter numbers will look better percentage wise, and true 4th GDP was already priced in retard.

[Anonymous No.53824012]

>>53824000
checked
get his ass

[Anonymous No.53824015]

>>53823972
>GDP price index measures the change in price of all goods and services
>higher than expected indicator = bullish

they really don't even try anymore

[Anonymous No.53824021]

>>53823981
Nvidia is going to do fine, but the pricing is irrational.
They're trying to step into a broader market, which will divest attention and open risks. There are a dozen ways to get to the same calculations, specialists will love the variety.
The average buyer will stick with the most cost effective and easiest.

[Anonymous No.53824033]

>>53824000
>>53824012
kill yourselves

[Anonymous No.53824035]

You know what? I don't think you guys know what you're talking about at all.

[Anonymous No.53824039]

>>53824015
>they really don't even try anymore

to be fair, it would be correct in any other market that wasn't clown or about to go down the from the apex of the roller coaster.

[Anonymous No.53824047]

>>53824035
and that's a good thing!

[Anonymous No.53824050]

I'm done thinking for myself. Just tell me when you're doing so I can copy

[Anonymous No.53824051]

>>53824015
it says bullish for the USD though, not bullish for the market

[Anonymous No.53824060]

>>53823451
>that mid-30s busted bottle-blonde waitress in 2008 attire
Fuck I want to smash

[Anonymous No.53824070]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WERE GONNA SLURRRRRRRRRP
THIS POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[Anonymous No.53824071]

>TD release my 1099
time to find my dues... its been nice knowing your all.

[Anonymous No.53824078]

wtf my container ship bag is pumping hard today

[Anonymous No.53824082]

Fuck this shit if I don't watch the market I won't fomo into selling. I'm out

[Anonymous No.53824085]

Just found out I got covid. Again. (3rd time)

I'm unvaxxed and honestly this shit is just a cold at this point. Got the alpha strain back before the pandemic was in full swing back in feb 2020, that shit kicked my ass but we just thought it was a really really bad flu, like a superflu. Got it again in the fall of last year, fever broke after just 1 day and felt a little shitty for a couple days after, literally went around telling everyone at work afterwards that it was some pussy shit. Now this stuff, I didn't even get a fever at all, just a sore throat and my head being all congested and shit. I literally told my family "lol this isn't covid it's just a cold, i didn't even get the chills or anything that's how i know i got covid" and i took the test anyways this morning and boom, covid.

Am I getting stronger or something? Is this just how an unvaxxed immune system of a healthy white man works? Am I just gonna keep getting weaker and weaker versions of this shit? Fucking weird.

[Anonymous No.53824098]

>>53824050
Just buy SPY; the market always goes up. Zero risk of loss over any meaningful time period.

[Anonymous No.53824103]

>>53823798
If you're posting about it you should probably sell, you're one step away from screenshotting your gains and you know what that means

[Anonymous No.53824102]

ummm excuse me why is TSLA above 200

[Anonymous No.53824105]

Damn I'm legitimately impressed sometimes with how retarded people can be about particular companies. I mean yeah I get it if you don't like Tesla or Nvidia because you read too many stupid headlines or whatever, but you'd have to be legitimately retarded to not understand how those companies are going to lead the way for years and years.

>Muh p/e
>Muh earnings
Seriously shut the fuck up and realize that neither of those things ever mattered for every single huge company of the last 30 years

[Anonymous No.53824110]

>>53824050
Let AI do the thinking for you, anon!: >>53823617

[Anonymous No.53824114]

>>53824021
Sorry bobo but muh look at the price doesn't cut it today.

Do you even realize how retarded you sound when you tell me the price is to high when I KNOW that you have not and cannot calculate it's price because otherwise you would be able to name a specific reason?

I'm not that knew that I don't remember the people who were swearing on their mothers life that the price of TSLA was too high march 2020.

[Anonymous No.53824115]

>>53824070
>slurping the pump
do bulls really?

[Anonymous No.53824120]

>>53824105
Why hasn't Tesla made a motorcycle?

[Anonymous No.53824121]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.53824122]

>>53823974
>pray MIGHT grow at 20% moving forward (inflation adjusted)

huge assumption bro, they've had 11% YOY growth in data centers which now accounts for 60% of their revenue and this is before every tech startup and VC firm apes into AI using their GPUs. 15-20% YOY growth in data centers alone next year is not unrealistic

[Anonymous No.53824129]

>>53824105
P/E does matter, though. It's a good indicator of what you should be buying, actually.

[Anonymous No.53824131]

>>53823729
Whomst is this dood?

[Anonymous No.53824132]

>>53824102
They found out self driving causes accidents and is a scam in general. Somehow this is bullish for them.

[Anonymous No.53824142]

>>53824105
P/E is the most boomer shit of all time

[Anonymous No.53824146]

>>53824131
Everyone knows who that dood is. You'd have to just not be on youtube at all for the past 3 years to not know who that dood is. Get your shit together, anon.

[Anonymous No.53824147]

>>53824105
You aren’t very financially literate. P/e matters. Declining earnings matter. That said you can still swing dying companies like NVDA

[Anonymous No.53824148]

>>53824131
Some Covid commentator.

[Anonymous No.53824157]

>>53824085
The common cold?
No shit?
Tell your diary.

[Anonymous No.53824163]

>>53824147
>NVDA
>Dying company
seriously you have to be trolling my man. Salty that you got fucked on earnings???

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53824164]

>>53824085
>got covid 3 times
sounds like you got aids bro, that shit should only infect you one and done.

[Anonymous No.53824171]

>>53824050
I made 20% on Beyond Meat and Lithium Americas, but you are too late getting on that now, I'm still green on UCO but not selling until Oil is nearing 80 again

[Anonymous No.53824173]

Just put in a buy order. Hope you all prepared.

[Anonymous No.53824176]

>>53824147
Fucking boomer. Carvana and AMC are the future. Don't you even listen to Cathy Woods?

[Anonymous No.53824177]

/smg/ told me oil was going to dump forever. Literally today. Was /smg/ wrong, again?

[Anonymous No.53824189]

>>53824085
Same here I've had it 3 times now confirmed 1st was sort of bad but nothing crazy, each subsequent time was nothing really

[Anonymous No.53824195]

>>53824050
Wait for the post-may dump to finish around the mid/end of June, then go all in on TQQQ and ride the pump to early-mid august, then sell before the big august/september annual giga dump.

[Anonymous No.53824199]

I cannot look at my NVDA shorts. I hate nvda so much.

[Anonymous No.53824202]

>>53824177
You're in a general where a huge numbers of posters thought it was a great plan to baghold SOXL for months

[Anonymous No.53824203]

>>53824163
NVDA has the same PE ratio when they were selling shitton of GPU to crypto miners. Now this business is gone and the server and """AI""" didn't make up for it. Why should the PE remains this high then? it's pure gambling

[Anonymous No.53824206]

>>53824085
It's so deadly, yet you have to get a test to even know if you have it

[Anonymous No.53824208]

>>53824177
a rando oil baggie appears in the wild, how cute!

[Anonymous No.53824210]

>>53824120

0-60mph in 1.5 seconds... on a motorcycle

Anon, I bet you only trade options dont you?

[Anonymous No.53824211]

# 1944 Simple Sabotage Field Manual, by Strategic Services
## (11) General Interference with Organizations and Production
(4) Bring up irrelevant issues as frequently as possible.

[Anonymous No.53824212]

>>53824177
There was literally a post a while ago by another guy who said that you could interpret the oil surplus as bullish because it barely moved the price despite being bad news for oil

[Anonymous No.53824217]

>>53824114
>specific reason NVIDIA is overpriced
They had a y/y loss of 55% EPS.

They have a Q123 to Q122 loss of 40% projected.
Christmas is your sales point for hardware, and they bombed.
Intel fabs come online 2024, just in time for what everyone says is the turn around on this recession induced by the fed... they said.
Intel has graphics on chip. Intel has speech on chip. Intel will have 5nm.
IBM announced 2nm.
NVIDIA is now trying to take trad processor space.
Their common item is a processor attachment that takes up your keyboard space.
And AMD went negative GAAP last quarter, lost .14 per share real value.

[Anonymous No.53824221]

>>53824163
>you missed revenue
BUT WE HAVE AI
>how does it make money
IT'S AI

NGL homedog I'm lookin for one of those cush AI enginer jobs ykwim NVID to the moon, chatgpt will make people millionaires.

[Anonymous No.53824224]

>>53824177
Oil constantly swings between 70 and 80, just look at the fucking chart
Buy OIL ETFS when it is nearing 70 buy inverse OIL ETFS when it is nearing 80, literally free money for the past 6 months

[Anonymous No.53824229]

>>53824173
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53824230]

>>53824147
Yes that shit matters IN CONTEXT. Bobos are unable to contextualize data and look at every bearish indicator in a vacuum to help support the hypothesis they already decided on. That's why you stay poor.

[Anonymous No.53824232]

>Explosive NVDA earnings
>Nasdaq crabs

The market will come crashing down, right?

[Anonymous No.53824234]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53824238]

>>53824120
Why havent they made the truck they said they would make?

[Anonymous No.53824245]

eat shit mumu

[Anonymous No.53824246]

>>53824163
I didn’t play earnings. I don’t risk my portfolio on bets which way a particular stock will go. I avoid overpriced companies entirely

[Anonymous No.53824249]

It's over, stocks will never and I mean NEVER go back up EVER again.

[Anonymous No.53824253]

>>53824229
Second order set.
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY FRIENDS?

[Anonymous No.53824255]

>>53824189
The crazy thing to me is how it seems to just keep getting weaker every time I get it. I literally didn't think what I currently got was covid, I didn't get a fever or anything. I'm wondering if at some point I'm just going to become an asymptomatic carrier or something. My main question is: Am I becoming stronger, or am I just running into new strains that are progressively getting weaker? Maybe some combination of the two? I don't understand how my immune system works tbhwy but I get plenty of Vit C, D, and Zinc every day because I drink milk and eat chicken every fucking day of my life. I also go for long walks outside in the sunshine every day.

[Anonymous No.53824256]

>>53824210
>0-60mph in 1.5 seconds
It doesn't have to be that capable of acceleration. Also, I'm not approved for options because I'm not a (total) degenerate.

>>53824238
idk I'm thought experimenting here.

[Anonymous No.53824259]

>>53824122
Unfortunately, you've failed to understand my point.
At 11% growth - and note that this growth you're pointing out ignores inflation - the best long term compounded return you can expect is 11% annualized. That assumes a similar exit multiple (100x earnings or 20x sales).
Adjust for inflation and it's approximately a 5% return. Again though, this assumes that multiples stay where they are right now. If they increase, you could see higher returns, if they decline more inline with alternative investment options, you would see less.
But there are names right now literally trading at 9x normalized profit. That's an 11% return right back into your pocket, every year. You can reinvest that and own 9% more shares. You can spend it and buy another stock. Whatever you want.

There is no world where it makes sense to buy 11% growth and an insane present day P/S multiple over 11% real capital returns.

[Anonymous No.53824263]

if you value nvda the same as goog it should be a sub $50 stock if you aren't buying goog why are you buying nvda?

[Anonymous No.53824264]

>>53824249
what if the stonk market literally never moves again and just crabs within a 10 point range until the end of time (approx 2024)

[Anonymous No.53824269]

>>53824199
>shorting NVDA
Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.53824277]

>>53824217
>specific reason NVIDIA is overpriced
>Intel has graphics on chip

[Anonymous No.53824286]

>>53824269
I was up before earnings faggot.

[Anonymous No.53824288]

>>53824264
>born too late to get in on stocks for insane wealth
>born just in time for the eternal crab market and watch as all of your money dwindles to nothing

[Anonymous No.53824295]

>>53824221
Actual fucking professional coder here. Chatgpt is an extremely well trained learning model and domain specific search engine, nothing more. Once the shine fades and people work out it's a fad and smoke and mirrors, NVDA and other AI related stocks will come back to earth.
Honestly why do normies always think they understand tech better than the people who work on this shit for a living? It's embarrassing, it's like Cathie Dumbfuck Boomer buying TSLA when she has no clue about tech. She should stick to going to church.

[Anonymous No.53824297]

>>53824277
Yes intel is in a much better position than NVDA

[Anonymous No.53824299]

>>53824286
>I was up
>before earnings faggot.
Are you stupid?

[Anonymous No.53824301]

>>53824286

and now you're down retard lmao what was your point

[Anonymous No.53824308]

New
>>53824302

New
>>53824302

New
>>53824302

[Anonymous No.53824311]

>>53824307
>>53824307
>>53824307

[Anonymous No.53824312]

>>53824255
>charity
What a waste.

[Anonymous No.53824322]

>>53824189
I've had it again and again. The first time was genuinely quite bad, every time was a lot more tolerable, except for over Christmas, when I had a strain that made me shit myself. But other than that it's cold-tier now. I guess that's good

[Anonymous No.53824323]

>that red didlo on the 15 min chart

[Anonymous No.53824334]

>>53824206
Really makes you think about why we torpedoed the entire world economy over this shit, doesn't it?

[Anonymous No.53824338]

>>53824221
Kek I only read the last part before I replied, didn't notice you were shitposting.
My point about chatgpt still holds though. Chatgpt is not really AI. Copilot, sure. Stable Diffusion shit, sure.
But yeah NVDA faggots annoy me as much as BBBaggYs

[Anonymous No.53824342]

>>53824311
Gay.
>>53824308
not gay.

[Anonymous No.53824344]

>>53824277
>muh shut-ins with skin conditions
Not gonna lie, you've got a good competition in the specialists.
What is happening in the crypto space? Whoops, not selling alot of gear there, whole warehouses of cards are on the auction block.

You're pushing me into tearing your facade off, which if you goal is protecting your hand in NVIDIA, is a bad idea.

[Anonymous No.53824405]

What is the best brokerage to use for ODTE options?

Anon read some news articles about how some traders are making a lot in them.

And does anon have a good video/informative website on how to get started in such a thing?

Anon is not a complete noob, anon has some experience with options, not into shorting (too risky).

[Anonymous No.53824463]

>>53824338
>>53824295
this is that same anon from the previous thread shidding and farding about AI, isn't it? too fucking obvious bro. besides, no one is saying AI is perfect currently. they're just marveling at the progress that has already been made and extrapolating it into the future. it's the potential of it, and with the AI wars kicking off between the major tech corporations now after MSFT dumped $10 billy into the thing, there is a financial incentive to make it better and better. who knows how good it'll be in a year, 5 years, 10 years, 20 years down the line.

to think that "this is it. it will never get better than this." is just silly. even what it can currently do, right now, is something i never thought would be possible in the past and is sci-fi level shit. stop seething so much, idk why you have such a grudge against technological progress but it's honestly embarrassing to watch.

[Anonymous No.53824482]

>>53824312
>charity
i think he meant the CCP.

[Anonymous No.53824518]

>>53824105
Enjoy bagholding. Dont forget you deserve it.

[Anonymous No.53824716]

>>53824463
Not who you think I am. I'm totally for AI and tech progress, it's just that being knee deep in this shit daily helps me spot bullshit easier than a normie would.
Like I said, there is valid and good AI. Chatgpt AIn't it. Also isn't what Micropoojeet or Google are doing. The real AI happening right now is in advancement of things like stable diffusion tech and similar.
MSFT, goog, and friends are stagnant. NVDA is stagnant too. This is what makes the current valuation just seem absurd to me. 87 p/e lol lmao.

[Anonymous No.53824874]

>>53824716
I mean, you're contradicting yourself. AI is the future. GPU's from companies like NVDA and AMD are going to power it. I don't really care about splitting hairs between what current iterations of AI work and what don't, I just care that they generally can do stuff right now that I never thought I'd see in my life time and are only going to get better as time goes on, likely at an accelerated rate because each advance makes the next advance happen sooner.

Stop giving a shit about P/E that's not how the market works.

[Anonymous No.53824935]

>>53824874
>AI is the future.
Kek ok typical -5IQ normie take. Not worth arguing with pigeons really.

[Anonymous No.53825148]

>>53824935
I accept your concession.

Try to avoid talking about this subject ever again on this board, you've embarrassed yourself enough already. I hope you've learned your lesson.

[Anonymous No.53825321]

>>53825148
Spoken like a true pigeon there, well done, fit the meme perfectly

[Anonymous No.53825519]

>>53823464
>If you care about what companies are doing with your sensitive data, you automatically want to commit fraud
Ok.