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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQTbkEeCTeM [Embed] [Embed]

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>> No.53819610

Jesus saves

>> No.53819619

First for fuck joe biden

>> No.53819621

ID Color= rest of week

>> No.53819624

>>53819610
he should buy treasuries

>> No.53819625

>>53819579
OIL is no longer needed. It's over.

>> No.53819630

>>53819579
What the fuck am i looking at

>> No.53819631
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what kinda degen furry scaly porn is this in the OP pic opener? vaginal vore?

>> No.53819632

>>53819610
Jesus would own a conservative portfolio of 100% Dole calls

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>>53819610
>saving
>not quick saving

>> No.53819645

>>53819630
no idea but it's disturbing

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>>53819610
He is my fren.

>> No.53819655

If you have money sitting in a savings account you deserve to lose everything.

>> No.53819663

>>53819655
But I’m gaining almost 4%?

>> No.53819664

>>53819625
word
we're all gonna be riding electric planes

>> No.53819668

>>53819655
why though some people just can't handle the markets swings?

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First for cute girls and making it.

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What in God's cock is the OP image?

>> No.53819679

>>53819655
where should i put it anon? VTI?

>> No.53819680

>>53819655
I guess money market funds are different than saving account. Really should be no difference. I have a large cash position due to closing on house soon

>> No.53819685

>>53819655
i have a bunch sitting at Fidelity's Core Savings account ready to buy FNGU. It's comfy

>> No.53819693 [DELETED] 

>>53819675
careful anon, these 4 foot nothing gymnast girls just want to fuck you all day and buy expensive shit

>> No.53819695

>>53819679
Sell some puts. Put that collateral to use.

>> No.53819700

>>53819663
I'm gaining 4% even

>> No.53819704

>>53819655
better than losing money
which is what /biz/ does everyday

>> No.53819710
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why is SAVA down 30% in the last month

>> No.53819712

>>53819655
das rite

>>53819700
>>53819663
>>53819679
>>53819668
>>53819680

yesterday's 6-month T-bill just hit 5.11% annualized.

>> No.53819715

>>53819704
I am now back in green on tmv/drv. But thats offset by being way too early on buying an LNG leap.

>> No.53819727

>>53819712
I'm willing to give up 1.11% in exchange for putting forth almost zero effort. I click a button and type in some numbers, and BAM I get 4%

>> No.53819732

>>53819710
it's basically just a pharma gamble that happened to become a reddit darling when it hit 100 a few years ago

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anon below this post just had gay sex

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>>53819579
BUY TRUFF FAGGOT

>> No.53819738

>>53819712
Savers sorta getting a blessing. But also hosed by inflation. But not as bad as equities are. Once equities finally capitulate and we get hard landing (unemployment has to go up to stop it) then we can switch to longs ago.

>> No.53819743

>>53819732
But why did it become a reddit darling

>> No.53819744

>>53819695
>Sell some puts to put collateral to use
>Stock market plummets 25%

If you are bullish enough to sell puts, NOW at all times, then you might as well just buy the stocks because that's a very bullish stance on the state of equity prices

>Meanwhile could have just made a safe 4%

>> No.53819745

>>53819743
>dude this company is literally CURING ALZHEIMER'S
or something like that

>> No.53819760

>>53819737
Don't you have a shitcoin pump and dump to be shilling, Rajeesh?

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>>53819625
Nice recovery to $74.38 but
>It's going down
>I'm yelling "Timber!"

>> No.53819773

>>53819771
kek

>> No.53819777

>>53819579
wtf is this

>> No.53819779

>>53819771
whoa.

>> No.53819783

>>53819771
>>53819744
This thread is like Deja vu will you two just go back to your tranny discord server?

>> No.53819786

Who has the Starship Troopers "JANNY!" webm?

>> No.53819787

>>53819760
Hi.

>> No.53819789

>>53819579
I remember this image from the Metokur art contest

>> No.53819794

>>53819783
I'll stop Pitbullposting when OIL stops collapsing. And OIL will stop collapsing when DXY stops rising.

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Any Michigan bros here. Holy shit that's the worst ice storm we've had in a long time had to take 2 detours home from work due to downed trees. Transformers blowing up everywhere. Thank god I have power.

>> No.53819798

>>53819727
If you're willing to give up 1.11% because you can't click a few extra buttons then you deserve to lose everything.
Add the 0.4% state tax savings of most states and you're effectively earning 1.5% less

>> No.53819807

>>53819744
Don't sell index puts. Problem solved.

>> No.53819809

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-15/canada-housing-market-rents-soar-as-immigration-surge-goes-undercounted

how do i short canada
tsx/composite is up huge, but there has to be something breaking for canada soon, it's a failed state

>> No.53819821

>>53819630
Judging from the subject matter in the picture it appears to be some sort of statement about youtubers Sargon of Akkad (the fellow being anal vored) and Vee (the scaly fellow doing the anal voring). However I don’t recognize the visage that comes fourth from Vee’s prolapse; that man’s identity eludes me.

>> No.53819822

>>53819809
Trudeau is going to be dragged out of office before too long, I don't know anyone that supports him. Canada is WEF the country and proof their dystopian system will fail globally.

>> No.53819824

>>53819807
>>53819744
yes, you can hedge by writing company puts at IV of 35-45% which is common to see, then hedge ~half of your strike margin buying OTM puts on SPY at IV of 20%.

I havent even hedged and have had a 100% success rate writing individual company puts.

>> No.53819828

>>53819809
>how do i short canada
Easiest short I can think of is to go on one of those prediction websites and put your money on Trudeau winning the next election.

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>>53819579
Can you say AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53819843

>>53819828
>Trudeau winning the next election.
Everything about canada is cucked, some maple nigger described I as basically the PM can call an election whenever he wants so they basically wait until they have all the pieces in place and then hold an election so they guaranteed can't lose. I believe he's eventually going to either resign or be assassinated

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>>53819834
meaningless because the cost of mortgages is still higher despite lower housing prices due to interest rates.

call me when we do this pic related

>> No.53819852

>selling oil futures like a reet

>> No.53819857

>>53819847
I am not even seeing lower housing prices

>> No.53819859

>>53819738

They thing is in a bear market the one who loses the least wins.

So either trade the swings while you wait for the real bottom or just park your dry powder in T-bills.

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>>53819610
Jesus was a Jew.

>> No.53819862

>>53819799
Thank you god for smiting the lutheran cucks with an ice storm to provide a floor for brapgas until cheniere exporting picks up.

>> No.53819869

>>53819857
You won't because blackrock is buying entire neighborhoods for above market price. If you don't already own a home you never will unless you buy land and have a house built which is extremely expensive

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>>53819579
This picture has literally nothing to do with /smg/. If I have the aching to see more weird, angry, schizophrenic shit, I'll tell John Rocker and he'll hook us up. Get the fuck out of here, I'm reporting this. And usually you're reporting me.

Short BMBL.

>> No.53819877

my gf looks a bit like trump

>> No.53819880

>>53819824
>I havent even hedged and have had a 100% success rate writing individual company puts. You're picking up pennies but ignoring a steamroller. Again, if you are bullish the market you should simply buy the stock and reap all the benefits and pump of the market instead of emotionally masturbating yourself because you make 1-3% of your sold put when it expires out of the money 95% of the time.
Yeah because selling puts is a high probability, low-reward play. If a recession strikes however you will absolutely get heemed. I guarantee a retail put seller like you is net losing in the long-run, especially because it's the most tax disadvantaged way of investing possible. Granted you're still probably doing better than most /smg/ posters who like throwing their money into soxl or boil

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>You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25-year roof, an indestructible Jap economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes, and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude. That puts you, for the rest of your life, at a level of "fuck you." Somebody wants you to do something, "fuck you." Boss pisses you off, "fuck you!" Own your house; have a couple bucks in the bank; don't drink. That's all I have to say to anybody at any social level.

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>>53819874
>I'll tell John Rocker and he'll hook us up
but im not schizo, am I?

>> No.53819891

>>53819799
Rocker can I come move in with you? Do you have a second bedroom?

>> No.53819896

>>53819857
What area do you live in?
>>53819882
The original movie was way better.
>Let's get outta here. We'll eat some lasagna, grab some pussy, drink some wine.

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>>53819579
It's not even weird hours yet and you faggots are getting weird. What the fuck has happened in my absence

>> No.53819900

>>53819874
Stop acting like a white nigger.

>> No.53819903

>>53819880
>I guarantee a retail put seller like you is net losing in the long-run
there's a bet you'll lose fren

>> No.53819910

>>53819869
They stopped that a long time ago. They're overweight on emerging markets and treasuries now. Rent increases arent going to beat treauries right now without posing extraordinary risks.

>> No.53819911

>>53819857
depends where you live, some people will have to default on mortgages if rates stay this high and wages eventually decrease.

but yeah it's barely been a year since rock bottom interest rates and ~half are on fixed rate anyway

>> No.53819917

>>53819886
No you're not. I just know you can hook us up with the good shit. You're like a priestess, moving easily between dark and light, like a mirror between us showing who we really are.

Fucking short BMBL holy shit,

>> No.53819929

>>53819900
You fucking pajeet faggot scumbag, you're lucky we purged you like shit out of your bowels into the Ganges 1 year ago and yet here you are again, your cryptos down, your confidence and family participation down.

Go back to your family you fucking white-appropriating loser. You will never be like us. Holy shit someone shill a stock.

>> No.53819930

>>53819809
invest your money in USD
canadian currency continues to plummet
exchange back to CDN for more maple bucks

>> No.53819933

>>53819880
but you don't lose money technically, it's only a shitty deal when exercised if you buy a bad company. You are reducing your cost basis and can rotate out companies.

Yes, it's "low reward" because i have an 80% to 85% chance of making a profit, but it's still an extra 10-20% yearly if I use up all my margin.

It enhances my CAGR by 5-10% yearly.

>> No.53819937

>>53819857
The beauty of this housing collapse is that it'll be entirely invisible. Housing will stay flat for the next decade while inflation elsewhere presses ever higher.

Tragically, by the time millennials start to think housing is looking affordable again, they'll be well into their 40s. Then suddenly they'll all dive into mortgages at interest rates ranging from 9-10%+, only to get rugged by the next big crash. Rates will race back to zero and housing will immediately collapse 50% as the final wave of boomers dies off.

>> No.53819940

>>53819929
You sound kind of triggered, collectivist.

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>>53819940
>collectivist.
Hahahaha you fucking faggot. Wait let me find the best image. YEP, that's a good one.

>> No.53819949

>>53819903
Keep in mind you are competing with 6%+ inflation (daily). So obviously your account "balance" is rising but your buying power is declining significantly, especially compared to stock market pumps. You are getting no upsides from bullruns yet liable to the full heamings of a stock market crash. You are getting the worst of both worlds.

>> No.53819950

>>53819911
If housing prices drop from sell-buy returning to balance, then anyone who bought during peak will get hosed and be underwater.

>> No.53819953

>>53819917
Oh ok, that sounds pretty cool
>>53819910
I'm actually really glad to hear that, that means I have a chance
>>53819891
I have a bedroom upstairs I don't use because The walk downstairs to take a beer piss in the middle of the night is too far so I sleep in the living room on my futon. Tell me a little about yourself

>> No.53819962

>>53819944
Have you even read Locke, right wing SJW?

>> No.53819970

>>53819933
If you are using margin you are vastly underestimating the risk involved in selling unsecured puts. Again, you might as well use that same margin going long market. Selling puts is emotional masturbation investing which gives you the highest probability of making small gains, but no shot at massive gains and massive risk of huge losses. Your average expected return heavily underforms pure bulls and does better than pure bears but with far more risk and while paying far more taxes than bulls or bears

>> No.53819973

>>53819821
Thank you

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>>53819953
>Tell me a little about yourself
It's me poem anon
I'm thinking of leaving the Seattle area when my lease ends (or maybe before) and don't know where to go

>> No.53819977

>>53819933
I like to bring up the put selling once in a while, but honestly its better that people like that other anon don't listen to us.
The biggest hassle of put selling is finding stocks with below-average downside risk and decent enough IV that's actually worth selling.


The less people selling puts, the better for me. Please don't touch my BTU puts.

>> No.53819976

>>53819953
Not out the woods yet. Sellers refuse to take losses so inventory is sparse. Only thing getting dumped to market to be bought are really low quality houses.

>> No.53819985

>>53819949
i've also bagheld 40k of amazon for the last 5 years. where'd that get me? i'm 85% long, 5% cash, 10% cashflow gen from options. I write options around my longs, it obliterates dividends, it obliterates average returns from the S&P. You just have to be weary of premium avarice

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>>53819962
>right wing SJW
You lost me. That's a compliment. That's a compliment to everyone here. Stop the shit and talk about SOXL.

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>be smart
>make money off market discrepancies

>> No.53819993

>>53819974
Oh hey poem anon, I would unironically let you live with me if you wanted until you found a place of your own. Michigan is a lovely state and it's a hell of a lot better than that shithole Seattle. You could be in the update with me. You can't sperg out and punch holes in the wall or anything though

>> No.53819997

Someone is blowing a rape whistle

>> No.53820005

>>53819997
It's probably scoopsies. Now that the doxxing craze is over, he needs to come back. I miss him.

>> No.53820019

>>53819997
does a rape whistle mean to come and join the fun?

>> No.53820020

>>53819834
The housing market right now is like SBF’s shit coin portfolio. The price looks high but there are no bids and no volume

>> No.53820029

>>53820020
Just like the stock market

>> No.53820031

if housing market is so hot why is construction a terrible industry to invest in
high capital costs and high risk

>> No.53820032

>>53819985
If you were selling puts on Amazon the last five years you'd have been equally financially fucked except you'd also have paid 5 years of short-term taxable gains. I'm definitely not saying it's the time to be bullish or bearish, just that focusing on writing puts is usually an awful investing strategy, especially long-term. It's maximum taxed with fixed upside yet huge downside. If it weren't for taxes it'd be so much better but tax law fucks it all up and makes going pure long or pure cash the only real sensible plays for retail

>> No.53820035

>>53819970
1) i dont want to long the securities at the current price, if I do I write an ITM put and it usually STILL doesnt excercise
2) if I longed them even at the price I did want to, then I am paying interest whereas put writing doesnt get charged interest on margin

3) if i ever get exercised i trim under performers or things I think have run their course which now would be europe

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>>53820019
It's nothing more than bait. It's a lanklet call. When you show up all you'll find is me oiled up and naked

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>>53819953
It is pretty cool actually. And your videos are good. And these anonymous brown-skinned faggots are fucking losers who don't believe in the American stock market and never have.

That's why they come here pumping anti-American garbage like it's normalized and it ISN'T.

You Indian faggots. Your shit never worked and that's why your cousins jump into trains. Because they realize, "Shit, we should have just played cricket. We should have just invested into RYCEY. Why the fuck are we like this?"

And only tomorrow will we prove this case, when you continue to lose AGAIN! With emphasis on "gain," you know, the English way. The English pronunciation. You remember that, right?

POOP ON YOUR STREETS A GAIN.

>> No.53820045

>>53820035
>>53819970
also, obviously i am already currently long the market, otherwise it would be a cash secured put and not margin secured put

>> No.53820053

>>53820031
New builds are too expensive even with poor quality materials.

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I really can't see how SKYT does not go to $100 down the line.

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>>53820040
It's probably just CRBP pajeet. He tends to come here and seethe because he's not white

>> No.53820073

I've got 5k USD and would like to know biz's advice for how I should invest it in Nasdaq or NYSE stocks. I'm looking for max 3 stock options to invest in. TIA.

>> No.53820075

>>53820035
Emotional masturbation. Yes, your strategy maximally increases chances of small wins, but it can't compete with basic compounding growth of stocks, tax free, dividends reinvested, over many years. Plus it gets equally heemed in recessions (the only reason not to just be long 24/7). If you are on the sidelines thinking I wouldn't mind owning this stock at a cheaper price so I will write a put, you'd be better off just buying the stock. I guarantee you the underlying stock of your puts sold has way outperformed the value of your premiums. And additionally, if and when there's a big recession (which hasn't significantly happened since 2008 and is the only reason to not be long stocks actually happens), your sold puts will get heemed anyway

>> No.53820077

>>53820073
buy XOM and collect dividend

>> No.53820078

>>53820073
All in 0DTE puts on LUNR. You'll never have to work again

>> No.53820101

>>53820078
I can't options trade on the platform I use. Just buy and sell shares. I live in New Zealand and I'm sure if I tried options trading I'd lose everything. Seems like a tricky thing to get right. Thanks.

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>>53819834
How do I profit off of this?

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>>53820101
>I can't options trade
NGMI

>> No.53820119

>>53820077
dividends off 5k would hardly be worth it? But I see XOM is up quite a bit looking at 1Y.

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>>53819834
I'm sitting on just over 100k saved for my first house right now. the time to strike will be coming soon I feel

>> No.53820130

>>53820115
Options trades look so lucrative, but the complexity of them and seeing how people often get rekt chasing them put me off a bit.

>> No.53820140

>>53820032
>tax law fucks it all up and makes going pure long or pure cash the only real sensible plays for retail
>pure cash
>sensible play
huh?

Anyway this topic would be pointless to debate with you because you seem to believe in the efficient market hypothesis, whereas I believe in myself as a human being capable of noting obvious factors and realizing alpha. Obviously on average the average human will have average performance, but I am not pessimistic enough to believe that trading or investing is entirely luck.
At a minimum you seem to be misunderstanding the natural symmetry between puts and calls (since a covered call is functionally equivalent to a short put). Extending off this concept is the realization that you can profit off situations where the upside/downside risks are asymmetric. Sure, you could also do the same thing by swing trading stock and timing sales at ideal times when regular volatility shifts the price temporarily higher, but selling puts is much more convenient. Which method is strictly superior depends on realized vol vs IV.

>> No.53820141

>>53820075
>writing puts at their intrinsic value is bad because ... well it just is okay!

>> No.53820152

>>53820141
>>53820075
warren buffett admits to writing naked puts btw. maybe you need to re-evaluate your reasoning

>> No.53820155

>>53820073
SSO and then keep buying with the next $5k

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53820159

>>53820130
Oh yeah, options are just gambling for 99% of people. Smart people only use options to hedge, but we aren't smart here, however, we do like to have fun here

>> No.53820163

>>53820141
Because you have to pay 40% short term tax on all premiums, while if you simply hold a stock for 40 years it compounds for 40 years tax-free

>> No.53820168
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>>53820159
>Smart people only use options to hedge
hedging is for preserving capital, not growing it.

>> No.53820170

>>53820152
Well when you are in your 90's and have $105 billion dollars, you can get away with playing with fire like that. Plus he's literally a MM

>> No.53820176

>>53820032
>if you were selling puts on Amazon the last five years you'd have been equally financially fucked
I was, and i wasn't fucked. i outperformed.
>Taxes
>https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/services/forms-publications/publications/it479r/archived-transactions-securities.html
i report them as income. because i do so consistently, however i lose the benefit of writing losses off as capital losses.

>> No.53820182

>>53820170
writing puts is the same risk profile as owning a stock my man, it is hardly playing with fire. and he stated it was purely to reduce the cost basis for his position

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>>53820130
>Options trades look so lucrative
He doesn't know

>> No.53820202

>>53820126
better do it before blackrock buys it

>> No.53820209

>>53820168
Uh yeah, that's my point. Smart people don't use options as a way to make money because it's literally gambling unless you have insider information. It's most definitely not investing

>> No.53820210

The most tax efficient strategy is actually to hold physical cash. You can sleep on it in your mattress for 40 years and you wouldn't even owe any taxes after all that time.

I hope everyone here considers tax efficiency as a key element of their trading/investing strategy.

>> No.53820211
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Guys should i just long tesla? Despite these red days tesla is still above $200 . Im thinking of a x10 leverage

>> No.53820228

>>53819610
based and jesuspilled

>> No.53820229

>>53820182
Not when you don't have the shares to cover the option. Also these captchas are getting ridiculous. I can barely read them. AI is going to destroy this website. Pretty soon you're going to have to spread you cheeks and lift your sack on webcam to post anything

>> No.53820236

>>53820210
Is organized crime tax effecient?

>> No.53820237

>>53820211
This is a bad idea. particularly that much leverage.

>> No.53820241

>>53820168
Hedging can improve a portfolio's CAGR. Put another way, preserving capital is an important part of growing it over the long term.

>> No.53820245

the anon below this post is a tranny

>> No.53820255

>>53820183
Yeah I don't know alot, I only just learnt about options trading and I'm still not 100%. I understand the difference between a put and a call and how the mechanisms of the trade work, but I would have no idea how to spot an opportunity to go long or short.

>> No.53820256

>>53820245
the poster above too is a tranny

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>>53820245
Hi guys my name is scoopsies, hows it going?

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>>53819786

>> No.53820304

>>53820255
You will not make money long term on options. They are meant to be a hedge. Do not fall for the survivorship bias.

>> No.53820306

>>53820236
Only if you don't get caught.

>> No.53820308

>>53820229
wat? youre writing the put. the worst that happens is you buy the shares at the strike price - minus the cost of premium... it's a win-win

>> No.53820320

>>53820255
the only time you will make money is when the market is REALLY wrong and you are REALLY RIGHT

nobody is selling you an option they think you will make a ton of money on. so basically buy when stocks are extremely oversold or over bought. you can gamble on growth companies if they're under the radar and you think there is a catalyst within the time frame of option duration

>> No.53820325

>>53820304
Yeah, I'm really just looking for a 3 stock portfolio to make 20% in next 6 months to a year and I know there's some guys with knowledge around here. Like legit made money in stock trading so thought it was worth a shot to ask.

>> No.53820328

>>53820236
No you have to launder the money through legal businesses that pay taxes. Quickest way to bring down a criminal orginization is not paying taxes.

>> No.53820341

>>53820229
AI is going to ruin the whole internet amd we will all be nostalgic of the pre AI internet

>> No.53820351

oh shit am I banned?

>> No.53820367

>>53820308
>it's a win-win
Well, unless the stock moves even lower. Then its a loss versus doing nothing. You can argue that you would've bought the stock anyway, but that's cope.

>> No.53820369

>>53820351
Yes. And the anon below this posts wants gay sex with you.

>> No.53820389

>>53820369
Well that fucking sucks. See you in 3 days I guess

>> No.53820392

>>53820325
most profitable traders spend a tremendous amount of time researching their trades, and options aren't for most people. 20% in 6 months to a year is a gamble, a bet. anyone promising that is full of it, can it happen? sure, if you know what you're doing AND you happen to be directionally correct, and the market plays along. you want tickers? META, has a relatively decent risk/reward moving forward. it's likely not going back to its pre-earnings price and has a lot of room to go up. But again, if the broader tide isn't rising, curb your expectations. Oh, and know what you own and why you own it.

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>>53819786
>>53820264
Have a bigger version
I made that webm... glad someone remembered it :)

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>>53819610
...the jews a lot of extra effort, that they'd otherwise have to put in, in their war against the Native European race.

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>>53819579
Hey /smg/, I have a question for you. Do any of you have an understanding of the government bond market? I asked a row of questions about it with no response so far, so I'm posting them here hoping you can answer them.


I have a question that rattles the mind. What is the purpose of governments buying back their bonds? It doesn't make any sense when they can just not offer any.

You don't get my question anon. I'm asking why buy back bonds. If the government wants more currency, it will just borrow from the central bank. Bonds are about governments lending currency off the public with the promise of returning that back with interest. Repossession is a government putting bonds on the market only to then pull them back, effectively making the action pointless.

I think I need to elaborate further to explain why I'm asking this. Basically bond yields have been low for quite some time, meaning the interest governments pay bond buyers is low. But now with higher interest rates which would make them super attractive to bond buyers, the government buys back those bonds. Now to me this looks like the government doesn't want to pay higher yields, but why put them on the market in the first place only to pull them back straight away. I imagine it is because for some reason a government must legally put a certain amount of bonds on the market each year, so buys back half to stop the now higher interest rate yields from crippling the government's liquidity. But again, this comes back to my point that governments can just borrow more from the central bank. The whole thing is just weird.

>> No.53820437

>>53820392
>META
lol
lmao, even

I know my ticker but I'm not shilling it here because you idiots buy calls.

>> No.53820461

>>53820415
your post seems written like an ai, but google overnight repo. I don't think they're actually buying back much of those bonds, if they are then it's purely to stay within the operating band of interest rate

>> No.53820499

ON TOP OF SPAGHETTI!!!!! ALL COVERED IN CHEEEEEEEESSSSSEEEEEEE

>> No.53820509

>>53820437
20% for meta is very probably over the next 12 months, laugh all you want. 20% up from here is still over 40% down from the peak, just at the 200day MA. Pull up a chart. In fact, you'd have to be brain dead to disagree.

>> No.53820510

>>53820499
THERE WAS A MEATBALL

>> No.53820512

>>53820461
I would rather have someone answer the question for me as I don't want to wade through tons of text that might not answer my question.

>> No.53820516
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53820516

Give me your craziest conspiracy theories.

>The world is run by idiots who want to destroy most of the population or completely enslave all of humanity with compliance chips installed in everyone's brain.

>> No.53820523

>>53820509
I’m just amazed at retail’s obsession with buying or swinging decaying companies.

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>>53820516
They aren’t helping the Ohio chemical spill because the area is called “East Palestine”.

>> No.53820536

>>53820512
well first you'll need to prove to me that they actually are buying back half their bonds, cause i guarantee you they aren't

"Since March 2022, the Fed has reduced the size of its balance sheet. As of September 2022, the Fed is cutting back its bond portfolio by about $95 billion per month (only about 1% of its holdings each month) by not purchasing new securities to replace maturing bonds."

The only reason they would re-buy bonds is to re-introduce liquidity to the market, which is the opposite of their goal right now

>> No.53820539

Can all my stocks go up and everybody else’s stocks go down please?

>> No.53820540

>>53820510
WHEN SOMEBODY SNEEEEEEZZZZEEEEDDDD

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>>53819834
I wish you can add as least 4 different images per post, but...clock is ticking

>> No.53820604

>>53820523
>retail
as if you aren't in that category yourself. To clarify, i don't own it. But the man wanted tickers, and small caps shitcos or grossly extended tech can't be shilled in good faith. Meta had its ass kicking. hence risk/reward

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>>53820536
No proof as such, just videos I've watched about the Japanese government buying back its bonds (IIRC its ten year bonds).

>The only reason they would re-buy bonds is to re-introduce liquidity to the market, which is the opposite of their goal right now

I get that, I just don't understand why they would buy back if they only put the bond on the market for a minute. I understand buying back bonds that have only been out on the market for say a year for a ten year bond, but not one that doesn't get chance to produce yields. I could be getting this all muddled up, how the bond market works is all new to me.

>> No.53820610

>>53820539

>Horay for me and fuck everyone else

>> No.53820633

>>53820606
well if you got your info off youtube they're just wrong or lying for views

and buying back bonds can also help keep your currency valued high

eg if you sell 10 trillion of USD treasuries then the demand cant pick it up so the USD is lower in value compared to japanese yen

>> No.53820640

>>53820633
>>53820606
if you sell 10 trillion USD bonds and buy back japanese bonds to keep them high **

>> No.53820642

>>53819610
it's telling that the worst insult jews have towards Christ is to say he's one of them

>> No.53820647
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I'm deep in #LUNR and #LUNRW

What are you deep in for tomorrow?

>> No.53820651

>>53820633
>and buying back bonds can also help keep your currency valued high
Ah I remember hearing this about the Japanese Yen having a crisis. This is probably the key piece missing in this.

>> No.53820665

>>53820651
yes japan is doing weird things for their monetary policy they are actually the largest global creditor

>> No.53820699

>>53820665
I appreciate the clarification. It's still head fuck though.

>> No.53820701

The Twitter public listing date will be revealed on the second day of E3.

>> No.53820709

>>53820699
if it helps then not even central bank administrations even truly understand the impact their action will have

usually bond repurchases DO strengthen currency, but if they buy too much too fast then it can decrease its value lol. It is probably the most complicated thing in finance honestly because of all the moving parts

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>>53820647
Your mom.

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buy hasbro

>> No.53820797

>>53820709
The trick the Japanese government is doing looks like this image here >>53819989

>> No.53820822

>>53820073
Buy BOIL and sell covered calls on it until it goes x20. It's at a 20 year bottom where natural gas prices just can't get much lower. Very safe and not dependent on a company, since it's a commodity.

>> No.53820853
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SCOOPSIES, I KNOW YOU'RE A JANNY NOW, BUT UNDERSTAND THAT I LOVE YOU AND YOU LOVE ME. STOP BANNING ME. WE ARE THE MOST FAMOUS /SMG/ POWER COUPLE TO EVER EXIST. THE PEOPLE WHO DOXXED YOU WILL PAY. TRUST ME BB.

https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

https://youtu.be/u-pP_dCenJA

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>>53820516
We already live in a one world government, cold war style tensions are all for show. The global elite are best buds trying to maintain control over the unwashed masses.

Also the lean hogs futures market is controlled by gnomes, but you already knew that.

>> No.53820874

They're advertising to mentally declining 70+ y/o baby boomers watching Fox Business, telling them to put their entire life savings into QQQ. Like literal nonstop commercials by Invesco themselves. Never before in my life have I seen something more bearish. This is without a doubt going to be as bad as 1929.

>> No.53820910

>>53820073
You jam it all into TRKA.

>> No.53820912

>>53820853
Is he really a janny now?

>> No.53820926
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>>53820325
I spend about zero time researching trades. I just look at graphs and create my own interpretations. I don't know what 47/39 is but that's how much I'm up since August , I don't know if that's six months or not because I don't do math either. Also research is for fags but the only things you could look at if you're feeling gay is p/e, as in scope the highest so when you hear normies talking about stocks sell everything and short, also bond yields, if up be short if down be long
Also fuck niggers

>> No.53820928

>>53820912
Well he did say he landed a lucrative tech job, didn't he?

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HOW YA'LL DOIN MY SOXL NIGGGAS!!! JUST KNOW THAT I AM ALWAYS WATCHING, AND LURKING!!!! I GOT YO BACK FOO'S

>> No.53820947

Is it the right time to buy oil?

>> No.53820951
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SOXL WILL BE AT 300 END OF YEAR

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NOW IS THE TIME TO BUY SOXL MY NIGGAS, IT WONT BE GETTIN ANY CHEAPER THAN THIS MY NIGGAS

>> No.53821004

Kek bobos
https://www.marketwatch.com/livecoverage/stock-market-today-dow-futures-drop-slightly-after-major-selloff-on-tuesday/card/markets-have-overpriced-recession-st-louis-fed-s-bullard-SGfQBpNmygULkJm0Oph3

>> No.53821008

>>53820947
>Crude +9.895M, Exp. 2.1MM
>Gasoline +0.894M
>Distillates +1.374M
>Cushing +0.481M

Now you can take this one of two ways. Either there's a massive backlog in storage that will keep you from realizing gains any time in the next few quarters.

Or you can see that this incredibly bearish news barely (ha!) moved the price.

>> No.53821036

>futures

guess tomorrow will be an epic pump until close

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would opening my heart to christ help me to get a wife?

>> No.53821049

>>53821008
Thanks i went long

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youtube.com/watch?v=hK6REKE7adw
youtube.com/watch?v=hK6REKE7adw
youtube.com/watch?v=hK6REKE7adw

>> No.53821109

>>53820119
Not sure what are your expectations. Each trade has risk attached to it. Chasing high yield can very easily turn into huge losses.
Not saying that XOM is good or bad, just sharing my perspective

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>>53820864

Tell me about project Ultra.

>> No.53821153

>>53820543
I swear you guys will spam anything created by Mott Capital.
This doom posting gets boring very quickly

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Yields...

>> No.53821176

>>53820991
Lmfao what is this from

>> No.53821228

>>53821174
Holy shit she's standing

>> No.53821252

>>53821045
Gonna buy puts when this opens
Who else with me

>> No.53821278

>futures

https://youtu.be/hEugmHze-QA

>> No.53821291
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For the past two weeks I've been only doing after- and pre-market trading. I'm up about 130% in those two weeks. Why aren't more pipo doing it?

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>>53821291
Sorry I'm retarded. What I meant was: I only buy the stocks that are about to have their quarterly earnings published within 24 hours.

>> No.53821335

>>53820255
>but I would have no idea how to spot an opportunity to go long or short.
And this is the central problem of whether or not any one of your trades, options or not, is going to be successful.

>> No.53821344
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Day 14 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Two weeks in. The ongoing manufacturing schenanigans continue. I'm considering taking a slight detour to work on the neural processing engine, and delegating the remaining actuator work to someone else.

>> No.53821345

>>53821291
sounds like coinflipping

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>>53821344
good deal

>> No.53821355

>>53821344
previous >>53805912

>> No.53821389

>>53821228
the amount of times people have said this has got to be annoying to him lol

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>>53820415
liquidity, and to ease financial conditions. how? because bond returns, like any other financial asset work on supply and demand. a central bank buying its own bonds means: yields go down, as there is a consistent buyer of bonds at any yield(selling of bonds makes rates go up as the yield isnt seen as attractive enough and investors demand more return).

they do this to lower rates and stimulate the economy(its cheaper to borrow money). this causes less bonds to be available in the market. investors are then pushed down the risk curve to get any sort of long term return as bonds are less attractive(financial assets are competing with one another, why invest in Coca Cola for a 3% dividend when a 2 year US Treasury gives 4.5% Risk Free? ). lower bond yields correlate heavily with higher P/E ratios, puts demand pressure on all other financial assets like stocks and real estate(asset price inflation is the point of Quantitative easing),

the government isnt trying to make money from bonds. it wants a liquid bond market(easily tradeable) but more importantly a healthy economy. so issuing a bond and buying it back does have a real impact

>> No.53821405

Tempted to short NVDA here
That's a fucking ridiculous run and a ridiculous pump in AH

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>>53820509
Thanks for the info

>> No.53821532

Can we please start WW3 already? This clown market has gone on for far too long.

https://youtu.be/Ur79sVjnTqI

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>RYCEY
WTF was that?

>> No.53821553
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>#LUNR just popped off again pre market

HERE WE GOOOOO

>> No.53821582
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what is the difference between SPXU and SPXS?

>> No.53821607

>>53821582
one is offered by ProShares the other is Direxion, same instrument different fund

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>>53821607
Ok well what's the difference between qyld and upro?

>> No.53821728

>>53821538
What actually was that

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>>53819655

>> No.53821761

>>53819695
>how to get margin called in two easy steps

>> No.53821766

>>53819727
>I click a button and type in some numbers, and BAM I get 4%
nvm the time factor, rite?

>> No.53821781

So why the market seem to be frozen today? Nothing is moving.

>> No.53821786

>>53819738
>unemployment has to go up
unemployment statistics will not be affected for a long long time despite all the layoffs that are happening.
the "muh record job openings" was not entirely untrue and the people getting their jobs cut at the moment are still able to cycle to (mostly lower paying) open positions within the economy. so these people won't appear in the unemployment stats at all.
the other lot of people affected by the recent tech layoffs will simply move back to their country of origin, also not showing up in the US unemployment statistics.
if you're looking at US unemployment stats to spot a trend reversal, you will most likely be staring at those numbers in disbelief for way longer than you ever anticipated.

>> No.53821793

>>53819822
>Trudeau is going to be dragged out of office before too long
stopped reading right there
peak delusional

>> No.53821815

>>53821008
>Or you can see that this incredibly bearish news barely (ha!) moved the price.
It’s because these EIA reports are the fakest and gayest shit ever

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>>53819880
>>53819970
DELETE THIS

>>53819903
>>53819933
If we were to ask for your put writing performance over the course of 2022 you'd be the kind so proclaim to have made money with zero issues :^)

>> No.53821823
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>>53819937
this anon knows

>> No.53821838

>>53821404
Cheers.

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53821848

50bps next time right?

>> No.53821854

>>53821848
25bps from here on out

>> No.53822016

So we shorting NVDA or not? I can't figure out where smg stands on this one, I've been hearing people advocate both sides for a while now.

>> No.53822024

>>53822016
its revenue went down 20% and expenses up 20%

the only reason it beat is because their guidance was so fucking low

this pump is just to offload bags onto retail

>> No.53822039

I shorted DOLE and now I’m fully heemed

>> No.53822046
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DXYbros... the Yuroyankees can't stop us anymore... WE GAAN

>> No.53822055

>>53822024
Meh okay. I'll short from the top of the weekly range so like 227, 228. I doubt I will catch a sell but I saw too many anons wailing about getting heemed and I don't feel like joining them desune.

>> No.53822056

>>53820211
Very good idea. Get in now with all you have. It went up 100%+ in 1 month, you don't wan to miss the next 100%.

>> No.53822074

>>53822056
Kek

>> No.53822080

>>53822016
NVDA and TSLA are now meme stocks same as GME and AMC. There's a lot of money to be made in the volitilty in it but the actual price and daily movements are completely detached from reality as they are reddit favorites.

>> No.53822083

>>53821848
>50bps next time right?
did you read the Fed Minutes? they came out today. go read the paper. i think they said that 50bps was still on the table

>> No.53822119
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I've developed a list of leading indicators as to whether a girl will get fat within the next 5 years. So far there are 11 of them

>> No.53822124

>>53822119
let's hear them out then shall we?

>> No.53822130

>>53821786
I know. The labour tightness will drive a decade of stagflation. At least we are already on year 2 of it and can see it playing out. Either american workers stop demanding wage increases or watch their wallet set on fire by 6% year\yr inflation.

>> No.53822148

Gonna bet a bit and get some BOIL, hopefully some 5-10% upwards to make my financial wellbeing a little bit healthier

>> No.53822158
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>>53822119
>>53822124
in the capital markets, traders and portfolio managers use leading indicators to get clues as to what the economy will look like in the future. in similar fashion, i’ve developed leading indicators as to whether a girl will get fat within the next 5 years:
1. how fat her mom is
2. flabby biceps and triceps
3. cankles
4. early formation of cellulite on the hamstrings
5. big boned
6. she is already “thicc” now
7. the possession of a refridgerator-shaped body. fridge mode
8. takes photos of her food and posts it on instagram frequently
9. if she has fat friends
10. likes to drink alcohol often
11. she never played a sport growing up. playing softboll doesn’t count

>> No.53822203

>>53822158
wtf
that's the same exact list of leading indicators i developed for figuring out how likely a girl is to suck my dick

>> No.53822237

>>53822158
How many the indicators need to show true for the thesis to have a nice risk / return?

>> No.53822285

>>53822237
all of them are are highly risky except for #8, which on its own is only low-risk. outside of #8, every single one of these backtest with a strong positive correlation to a girl becoming a fat pig. use these indicators as risk management tools

>> No.53822288

>>53820020
can confirm here in the uk too, got a house up for sale to see who bites and there's been maybe 5 viewings in a month, everyone trying to say the house is worth 100k less than it was a few months prior, pretty interesting to see

they're listing homes up with a bid that resembles the market before hikes and nobody is biting

>> No.53822322

Sell everything. I just saw a commercial where this black woman named Ledonna invested in QQQ. It's time to exit the market.

>> No.53822331

>>53822285
Thank you for your research, Do you have a exchange and/or broker were I can trade this products.
I would like to buy far OTM puts on skinny girls for a nice convex pay out.

>> No.53822337

>>53822322
>whites using blacks as exit liquidity
based

>> No.53822347

I went out to a bar last night and a woman burped loudly in my face as I walked by her

>> No.53822351

>>53822337
They're just gonna need extra reparations from whites for tricking them into holding their bags.

>> No.53822355

>>53822331
Robinhood.

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Uh ARK bros the moving average is doing some moving...

>> No.53822362

>>53822322
That commercial came out one year ago. Also, I would.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-CNeE110uM

>> No.53822367

>>53822347
did you get hard?

>> No.53822377

>>53822367
No it was disgusting. She was cute too

>> No.53822381

>>53822362
>>53822322
Ok I am betting the house

>> No.53822408

>>53822331
>Do you have a exchange and/or broker were I can trade this products.
>I would like to buy far OTM puts on skinny girls for a nice convex pay out.

yeah, live cattle futures

>> No.53822420

>>53822362
>10,419,749 views Dec 22, 2021 #AgentOfInnovation
>Dec 22, 2021
>QQQ $391
>now $294
literal top signal lmao, actual top was a month prior

>> No.53822453

>>53822408
The COW eft would work too

>> No.53822461

PLEASE GOD WHAT IS MOONING TODAY I JUST NEED ONE GOOD DAY

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>Etsy before open
>Wayfair before open

>> No.53822532

>>53822461
Nvidia is up, just grab some and don't ask

>> No.53822549

I just buy VTI shares whenever I can. Haven't sold anything, really. Just keep buying. Bought F a while ago and it's not looking great, but I'm still holding.

>> No.53822554

>>53822130
Higher prices have been resoundingly accepted by the customer, business, commerce and finance.
Inflation is only up from here.
There is literally that much cash in the system.

>> No.53822557

>>53822420
Pretty straight forward really, they maxed out their bread and butter audience and started trying to recruit new crowds.
Happens with every product/service, though it may play out a little different. Think flavors of already flavored beverages, etc. Blacks are the vanilla coke of investors.

>> No.53822579

>>53822055
>>53822024
Kek i had a feeling this fucker would keep running up.
The anons here shorting yesterday getting heemed hard.
F

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It's over

>> No.53822592

when does it go down? scared to buy when its so high in the 1y graph

>> No.53822596

>>53822592
>when does it go down?
all year long at random times of market lucidity

>> No.53822601

>>53822579
Naw just picked up some cheapies and increased my short position 10%. May get heemed further I dunno but a pull back to the mean seems likely. Just gotta be patient

>> No.53822607

>>53819704
yeah that questionable 7% or whatever isn't really much compared to the short freaks that lose more than a years work worth of money. questionable inflation because the prices have actually been pretty stable for a good while. i would notice if they bounce around that much

>> No.53822616

NEXT
>>53822611
>>53822611
>>53822611

>> No.53822618

>>53822601
Yeah it seems incredibly obvious. Pump-on-news-days always end badly for retailniggermumus. Just don't get retarded with leverage and you'll be okay.

>> No.53822775

Oil going to 60

>> No.53822819

>>53820642
The people who are anti-christian seem to actually be chinese people living in the USA. There was a twitter profile of a chink in california saying there's nothing wrong with eating dogs while he was reposting "Jesus is a jew" memes. Literally subversive yellow kikes.

>> No.53823294

>>53819625
Braindead

>> No.53823313

>>53819944
What an amazing movie. Steve McQueen is based

>> No.53823349

>>53821532
It’s already been going on

>> No.53824086

>>53819734
checks

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>>53822492
Well shit.