/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.53817328]

Blood Feud Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQTbkEeCTeM [Embed]

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[Anonymous No.53817348]

poop

[Anonymous No.53817356]

One word: plastics.

[Anonymous No.53817367]

What's his endgame? Bullish or bearish for URNM?

[Anonymous No.53817373]

GUYS I MADE MONEY TODAY

[Anonymous No.53817372]

OIL will never be above $80 ever again

[Anonymous No.53817375]

'ere's a fuckin roo in tha' mahkit

[Anonymous No.53817381]

>>53817306
>dude bitcoin can replace the entire banking and investment industry. you just dont understand it and cant use your imagination.
absolute faggotry.

[Anonymous No.53817386]

>>53817356
One stock: BAK

[Anonymous No.53817392]

>>53817348
Please, you can still call it oil. We won't force you to humiliate yourself that way.

[Anonymous No.53817395]

>tfw you can't buy puts on LUNR

[Anonymous No.53817397]

>>53817386
I much prefer NAK

[Anonymous No.53817405]

>>53817395
Has anyone looked into why its price action has been crazy? Did Cathie throw half of ARKX into it as a market buy or something?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwOU2ftjYKM

[Anonymous No.53817404]

>>53817381
He doesn't even understand that source code is not optional, but a must for a program to execute on his computer.
I never thought that average person is so cluless about computers they are using every day.

[Anonymous No.53817415]

gamma exposure went barely negative today
interesting

[Anonymous No.53817426]

Lol all the bobo cope

[Anonymous No.53817429]

>>53817392
One must suffer so that they remember

[Anonymous No.53817435]

>>53817404
It must be nice a strawmanning your way through life and not actually processing what people are telling you.

[Anonymous No.53817442]

>>53817328
Coin goingo up

[Anonymous No.53817445]

>>53817328
anime adaptation when

[Anonymous No.53817453]

>>53817435
well if it isnt the pot calling the kettle a nigger

[Anonymous No.53817456]

What's the best way to come back from a loss?

[Anonymous No.53817474]

>>53817456
Stop trading.

[Anonymous No.53817482]

>>53817456
By making a gain.

[Anonymous No.53817490]

Constellation Software was up another 25bps today

[Anonymous No.53817499]

>>53817453
You realize you just admitted you straw manned me, right? Nah...you don't..

[Anonymous No.53817506]

>>53817328
I bought INTC at $30 :(:(:(:(

[Anonymous No.53817512]

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-22/us-home-purchase-applications-drop-to-28-year-low-as-rates-jump
https://archive.. ph/m970j
>US Home-Purchase Applications Drop to 28-Year Low as Rates Jump
>A gauge of US home-purchase applications tumbled last week to the lowest level since 1995 as the highest mortgage rates in three months hammered a housing market struggling to stabilize.
>The Mortgage Bankers Association’s index of mortgage applications to buy a home slumped more than 18% — the biggest drop since 2015 — to 147.1 in the week ended Feb. 17, data out Wednesday showed.
>The contract rate on a 30-year fixed mortgage jumped another 23 basis points to 6.62%, the highest since November. The rate on the five-year adjustable mortgage also increased.
L M A O
mumu, you are toast. you are the toast that you get when you turn the knob on the toaster to 9
**28 year low US home purchases**
**not since 1995!!**
L M A O
D E M A N D D E S T R U C T I O N

[Anonymous No.53817519]

Etsysisters, we just can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.53817529]

>>53817456
SOXL

[Anonymous No.53817531]

>nvidia craters 30% on 0 news for months
>amazing earnings come out
>only goes up 8%
How? The rest of the move coming tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53817540]

>>53817506

[Anonymous No.53817551]

>>53817499
honestly at this point I highly doubt that you even understand english, let alone what a strawman is.

[Anonymous No.53817556]

>>53817512
wtf people can't afford mortgage payments that are 60% of their income???

[Anonymous No.53817559]

>NVDA
God you bears were so fucking wrong it's almost unimaginable. Tell me some of you were just memeing, please.

[Anonymous No.53817560]

>>53817519
> I missed the obvious Etsysters
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53817561]

>>53817328
Literally who? I mean I've heard of Napoleon but who is that other asshole?

[Anonymous No.53817564]

>>53817531
The biggest move happens overnight. You won't see it. By tomorrow it will already have happened.

[Anonymous No.53817567]

>>53817512
Idk, to me that says no one wants to have a high interest rate on a leftover house. All the good shit was scooped up on 2-3% mortgages

[Anonymous No.53817574]

>>53817512
nobody wants to budge.

[Anonymous No.53817575]

>>53817559
Personally I don't understand why the bear case on WING didn't pan out. I mean, a P/E ratio of 101 for chicken wings?

[Anonymous No.53817586]

>>53817575
>>53817559
Inverse /smg/ ETF when

[Anonymous No.53817589]

>>53817435
> I'm unclear why you think an AI needs to copy source code from elsewhere instead of just creating its own based on what is asked of it.
> It doesn't need to get ideas from it. It already understands how to create better than anybody ever has.
You have no clue how current approach to AI works if you think it generates exactly what you need out of thin air.
Everything it generates is based on learning data set. Learning process is supervised - human must tell AI if it's doing good job. If human didn't train it to do what user wants, then AI will make guesses based on its model. trying to get best match. This leads to errors.
It might seem that AI is creative because it's rare to see it repeat generated stuff. It's misconception - this was basically achieved by using billions of images as training data set.

Current approach to AI won't work for source code, simple as. You not only don't understand how programming works, but how AI that you're promoting does.
We're nowhere near solutions that you're hyping up.

[Anonymous No.53817591]

>>53817456
Just never lose, simple as.

[Anonymous No.53817596]

>>53817456
embrace jesus

[Anonymous No.53817597]

>>53817512
>US population in 1995: 266 million
>US population today 2023: 332 million
with 66 million more people, we are seeing the same level of housing activity as we saw in 1995
L M A O

[Anonymous No.53817612]

>>53817512
>housing prices up 50% since covid
>mortgage interest expense up 100% due to rates jumping from 3 to 6%
>income up 20%
Hmm. I'm surprised people stopped buying houses suddenly.

[Anonymous No.53817613]

>>53817551
By saying it was the pot calling the kettle black, you acknowledge your participation in strawmaning your opponent -- but suggest he was doing the same. I have not acknowledged that because I haven't done so. I don't know why I'm bothering to illustrate logic to you. Something to do I guess. Entertainment.

[Anonymous No.53817618]

>>53817574
>I don't get paid until you buy
>vs
>I can't afford to buy
Wew lad I wonder who can maintain their current lifestyle for longer.

[Anonymous No.53817640]

>>53817589
>>53817435
And just to clarify. The errors I mentioned are the issue. Source code generated by AI must have correct syntax. Without it your application won't work. Then generated source code must also work properly. Just because it compiles is not enough. And there is variety of errors that can occur, many of them are not obvious.

You're basically selling a toddler that randomly arranges elements of syntax as an improvement.

Also please learn how to use 4chan. You seem to be confusing me with another person. Quite embarrassing.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53817642]

>>53817512
Good! These fuckers should suck a cock and we should just let the owners and buyers do the deal without the ((broker)) taking a commission.

[Anonymous No.53817646]

cramer is right, this is a bull market, you should buy dips

[Anonymous No.53817653]

>>53817613
>It must be nice a strawmanning your way through life and not actually processing what people are telling you.
strawmanning here would be if you were talking to me. you were talking to someone else. whereas I called you the pot calling a kettle black. thank you for your incoherent posts.

[Anonymous No.53817656]

>>53817328
>If you want to margin call your emperor...here I am.
>>53817561
Descendant of Wellington.

[Anonymous No.53817657]

>>53817506
I am going to be the proud owner of 5000 shares on the weekly puts I sold because of good ol Pat. Committed to a competitive dividend my ass. Let's hope I can wheel myself out of this and the cuts are mostly priced in.

[Anonymous No.53817662]

>>53817482
Source on this claim?

[Anonymous No.53817668]

>>53817640
>Also please learn how to use 4chan
Nice plebbit spacing faggot. Time to go back.

[Anonymous No.53817671]

>>53817662
Sorry, I was just making that up for conversation's sake. None of us even know what a gain is.

[Anonymous No.53817677]

>>53817668

[Anonymous No.53817682]

>>53817559
>already declaring victory just because of AH

[Anonymous No.53817684]

>>53817653
Ahh, you're saying he was strawmanning me, but I was also doing it? I mean that's what your sentence said so -- sounds like you don't understand the metaphor you tried to use. I'm not keeping track of your IDs. You two retards might as well be the same person.

[Anonymous No.53817688]

>>53817656
Wellington of Beef Wellington fame? The only other contemporary of Napoleon's I've heard of here in the US is Cromwell, and that's usually a lukewarm presentation.

[Anonymous No.53817692]

>>53817367
He isn't real. Only an actor could pull off this fiction. It's Matt Damon.

[Anonymous No.53817696]

Sigh just a relaxing night with not a thing to stress over. Bills getting paid, green piling up in the bank,plenty of food/drink in the kitchen, got a decent/hot looking wife to uh take care of me, and got plenty of things to keep me entertained.

[Anonymous No.53817703]

>>53817684
you cant possibly be this retarded, can you? as a white man? I assume you are white because we are on 4chan of course, but you sound like a fucking retarded monkey just barely grasping the concept of english.

[Anonymous No.53817706]

>>53817328
>literally Napoleon IV

[Anonymous No.53817708]

>>53817531
>operating expenses up 30%
>operating income down 30%
it's pumping because of braindead retards buying it, its up 100% in one month, tell me that's not shitcoin behavior

[Anonymous No.53817710]

>>53817696
But NEE and O

[Anonymous No.53817719]

>>53817375
>They swim to avoid predators, and can use their forepaws to drown pursuers.
Fuck it's real. What the fuck australia.

[Anonymous No.53817721]

>>53817682
Bro just admit you were completely wrong about Nvidia

[Anonymous No.53817724]

>>53817512
>demand keeps going down
>prices keep going up
H O N K

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53817725]

So I'm watching Tucker Carlson and for once I actually think it's time we stand up against the radical left and their relentless assault upon our republic. If we don't do something the market will crash and the time has come to put down the hot pockets and get out there before there's nothing left of the equities markets.

[Anonymous No.53817730]

>>53817719
It's a remorseless continent full of remorseless life.

[Anonymous No.53817735]

>>53817559
>NVDA

S&P to ATH! We're saved-ACK

[Anonymous No.53817736]

>>53817708
Yeah Apple and Microsoft had 100 p/e at one point too. They paved the way for tech as we know it.

Smart money know's Nvidia is the next trillion dollar company.

[Anonymous No.53817738]

>>53817725
baggie, I would really love for you to pledge to all ofus that you will livestream your suicide. please?

[Anonymous No.53817749]

>>53817703
So I'll try to explain it like I'm explaining to a kindergartner. When one says the pot is calling the kettle black, the insinuation is that both parties are black. So you are suggesting I am exhibiting a feature that the other party is also exhibiting. I highly doubt you have followed this thus far, but I'll keep going anyway. The utility of the metaphor in this instance submits that both parties are straw manning each other. So you are suggesting the other retard, who might as well be you, was strawmaning me. You are also suggesting that I am strawmanning him. I was not, but that is a separate issue. You have declared that he has been strawmaning me.

[Anonymous No.53817750]

>>53817736
NVDA is no apple

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53817751]

>>53817738
Why would I do that? I got free ashes and free blessings from Jesus Christ himself today.

[Anonymous No.53817765]

>>53817750
And Apple was no IBM. Until they eclipsed them of course. NVDA will be beyond Apple.

[Anonymous No.53817766]

>>53817751
you sure the priest made a full cross and not a half assed L on your forhead?

[Anonymous No.53817767]

>>53817736
Nvidia isn't a trillion dollar company because the cheap debt that allowed other garbage companies to balloon beyond reasonable value doesn't exist.

[Anonymous No.53817769]

>>53817750
Speaking of Apple, they said on their conference call they would have made earnings had there not been supply issues. And supply issues are clearing up for them. Bull market engaged.

[Anonymous No.53817779]

How do you know when your good enough for a girl to talk to you?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53817805]

>>53817779
When you're done with your 3rd drink.

[Anonymous No.53817807]

>>53817779
You're always good enough anon :)

Except if you're Baggie

[Anonymous No.53817813]

my wife attends a church with a woman pastor

[Anonymous No.53817812]

I’m 32, have 35k cash for a property at some point and/or emergencies

I can now focus on investing $650 a month and hopefully not touch for 15+ years. Should I just pump VOO every two weeks and forget it?

[Anonymous No.53817820]

should I start contributing to a 401k? my employer matches 6% of my pay

[Anonymous No.53817821]

>>53817779
Bank account must be at least 5 figures.

[Anonymous No.53817826]

>>53817812
SOXL

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53817830]

>>53817813
Does the woman priest molest the alter boys?

[Anonymous No.53817834]

>>53817812
UPRO if you want a wild ride and can really not touch it for 15 years.

[Anonymous No.53817840]

>>53817830
why are you such a god damn faggot

[Anonymous No.53817841]

Anyone ever watch Static-X live? They're on a boomer tour with Fear Factory. Mite b cool.

[Anonymous No.53817874]

>>53817841
wayne doesn't push it anymore

[Anonymous No.53817878]

>>53817841
I mean I always thought of them as kind of like wigger music. Too much crossover.

[Anonymous No.53817883]

>>5381775i1
just asking you to not chicken out and livestream your failure to society. whehonestly the least you can do for the peoples who have had to suffer your posts.ver it could be uthe most livestreamed detail on 4chan. cat

[Anonymous No.53817885]

>>53817812
Yeah, or something like JEPI for divvies if it's a tax advantaged account. Ideally both

[Anonymous No.53817901]

>>53817328
How significant is Intel's 65% reduction of their dividends?

>https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2023/02/22/intel-slashes-dividend-after-2022-earnings.html

[Anonymous No.53817903]

>>53817820
You should take the match. Even if you don't care about retirement, you can transfer to roth when you quit and pull out after 5 years.
If supported just do roth 401k from the start.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53817905]

>>53817883
But what would happen to gookfu and my employees? What about my cat? Gookfu would have to eat the cat.

[Anonymous No.53817912]

sex with rtxchan after earnings call

[Anonymous No.53817914]

>>53817841
No Wayne plus FF is a rotting husk of its former self. Only one original member left (fatass Dino who ruined the band) and they just hired a fucking fan as their new singer. I've seen both live back in the day and they were great, but those days are gone and never coming back. FF might as well be a tribute band now.

[Anonymous No.53817923]

>>53817901
Pretty significant and necessary. Gonna save them a shitload of money over the next several years. Unironically bullish for the stock.

[Anonymous No.53817934]

>>53817901
I am hoping it isn't that big of a deal at all considering everybody was salivating over the idea they might do that and are supposedly not all that much over book value right now. Whatever book value happens to mean to people.

[Anonymous No.53817942]

I recently discovered that cannabis is a good way for me to be really autistic about cooking and save $$$ for eating out. Now that I use cannabis to stimulate my appetite, cooking food is really fun and I have elaborate shopping lists that I love to fulfill when I'm high on cannabis at WMT or wherever.

I used to eat takeout goyslop regularly because nothing else tasted good but since I started abusing cannabis to stimulate my appetite and cook home-made food with groceries, I've saved a lot of money.

[Anonymous No.53817951]

>>53817942
What are you cooking friend

[Anonymous No.53817965]

Why did Intel turn into such garbage? Too many pajeets? Female leadership?

[Anonymous No.53817966]

>Party City is under $0.10
How the mighty memes have fallen

[Anonymous No.53817972]

>>53817942
cannabis is surprisingly useful if you use it moderately. i've started thinking about it less like a drug and more like a tool similar to coffee lately and it's been quite effective.

of course you can go overboard but that's true with coffee as well. just about knowing yourself and your limits

[Anonymous No.53817977]

>>53817942
Imagine needing to be high to do some everyday shit like this lmao

[Anonymous No.53817984]

>>53817965
They tried to rip people off with their overpriced processors.
Funny enough that's exactly what NVDA is doing right now.

[Anonymous No.53817987]

>>53817965
Their product was always shit. They just poured tons of money into advertising and manufacturer exclusivity.

[Anonymous No.53817988]

>>53817901
It don't bother me a bit. I bought more KO and VZ to offset the lost divvy. (Actually gained due to the forthcoming KO divvy hike and will gain more once DIS reinstates theirs end of the year)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818007]

>>53817942
Nice I made some skewer things and they were good.

[Anonymous No.53818010]

>>53817951
Tofu, rice, and greens. basically. nothing special.
>>53817977
Who cares, cannabis is a good way to suddenly develop autistic special interests imo, and it is a good tool in certain contexts like >>53817972
points out.

I have become obsessed with healthy cooking since i started smoking cannabis after work. Because I used to come home from work and gym and have zero motivation to cook food, so i'd order some goyslop dogshit or heat up frozen

Now I get stoned and just live out a chef LARP

[Anonymous No.53818012]

>>53817977
Anon is trying to adult!

[Anonymous No.53818014]

"weird" how the algo's basically pumped NVDA where the option chain had priced the staddle at the close

[Anonymous No.53818018]

>>53817903
they do have roth 401k. I will do that, thanks anon

[Anonymous No.53818020]

>>53817988
Dividends are irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.53818023]

>>53817328
PUTs on ETSY. Shorting is too volatile. They're yet another propped-up ESG baby that will collapse when the rug is pulled. They just pushed up to $140 in after hours trading after a "SPECTACULAR" quarter.

> be Etsy
> be founded by "people" many with ties to Israel
> allow sellers to sell counterfeit goods en masse
> promote fake image-based authentication services
> allow Israeli sellers in America to smuggle nuclear weapon components to Russia
> destroy your seller base and flood your platform with bots, indian scammers, and african scammers
> label African-Americans with their own Nazi-era "yellow star" so people know which businesses to stay away from
> 500% growth over 3 years as a result of being the best place to find counterfeit goods
> get called out by Chad analyst
> get your fellow desert dweller semite from Shopify to smear the hold/sell realists/analysts
> be hyper-sensitive to economic conditions and consumer disposable income
> have a book value of $65 a share
> magically have every metric be in the optimal zone so that people who aren't paying attention think the fundamentals are solid
> have the best quarter ever despite every seller complaining about disappearing revenue, visits, and sales
> stock jumps to $140 after hours

I've seen people making a lot less get smacked with felonies in recent times for selling a few hundred fake bags. Etsy is perpetuating, promoting and profiting from counterfeiting and intellectual property infringement on a massive scale - and pissing off their entire base of sellers in the process.

Economic pogrom when?

[Anonymous No.53818030]

>>53818014

[Anonymous No.53818032]

>>53818010
>Tofu
Bro, that shit's like super bad for you.

[Anonymous No.53818035]

>>53818010
I see a merchant. This may be the best merchant meme yet.

[Anonymous No.53818036]

>>53818010
I can do all of that sober just fine. Why can't you?

[Anonymous No.53818048]

>>53817830
>alter boys
>alter
It actually works in this context.

[Anonymous No.53818060]

>>53818023
They're creating shareholder value. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53818062]

>futures
HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.53818097]

>>53818036
I do it sober 3-4x a week. But nowadays I just use cannabis and cook from 7x a week. Saves me approx $60-100/week, including cannabis costs. Basically I go out less as well, because when I use cannabis I become to anxious to go on dates and women are a massive cash drain.

[Anonymous No.53818109]

Not sure anyone mentioned this earlier:
>API
>Crude: +9.895M
>Cushing: +0.481M
>Gasoline: +0.894M
>Distillates: +1.374M

Already felt like it was over for oil, but even the hope of a small comeback is slowly fading..

[Anonymous No.53818123]

>>53817813
I would like to buy credit default swaps on your wife

[Anonymous No.53818126]

>>53818062
>tech is pumping on bad news and hopium again

[Anonymous No.53818134]

>>53818062
FUNKY, FUNKY

[Anonymous No.53818149]

>>53817813
What the fuck even happens inside churches. i grew up hindu and we went to our local hindu temple like 2x a year at most for Durga puja and maybe kali puja or some diwali bullshit. everytime i went it was only to eat the food. just sit in front of some hindu idols imported from india and listen to some Cisco engineer who volunteers as a brahmin priest ramble

then eat your food
hindu temples smell like sandalwood and incense candles. all i can recall is the smell really

[Anonymous No.53818158]

>>53818062
Sell in the morning asap. The bear market is far from over. Sell and be prepared for march 1st.

[Anonymous No.53818161]

>>53818023
>Etsy is super scummy and jewed up
Sounds bullish famalam

[Anonymous No.53818168]

>>53818158
Whats supposed to be march 1st?

[Anonymous No.53818175]

Look at that 6 month yield

[Anonymous No.53818184]

>>53817456
Buy SPY it literally beats 98% of all other investments. The 2% it doesn’t beat are either dumb luck or insider information.

It may not be exciting or intellectually stimulating but everyone here should just be putting all their money into SPY.

[Anonymous No.53818195]

>>53818149
Hear the priest talk about Jesus, do some prayer, maybe do some singing.

[Anonymous No.53818204]

>>53818060
Start going through the forums. You'll see tons of sellers who made millions in revenue over the past few years complaining that their sales have suddenly dropped 40-80% despite doing everything "right". These people didn't just do nothing either. Many explain how they've focused on tuning listing to the new algorithms, tweaking images, search, descriptions. Twitter is full of bots propping them up. Their artisan products are being listed alongside zombie gag gifts, dildos from China, faggot shit, polyamory shit, and counterfeit products.

I bought long-term puts and I'll be escalating these concerns to the people who are supposed to investigate this shit. If they don't, I'll rile up every single mother that sells on Etsy in America to become a Karen and pressure these fucks to do the right thing. Videos, articles, protests at the Etsy offices, and if their businesses continue to get ruined - violence is the only next logical expectation for the executives. You think some crazy lady selling healing crystals won't pull a Nasim? LOL

>>53818060
Creating shareholder value through systemic intellectual property infringement, fraud and having half your value propped up by ESG. Gee, that sounds sustainable.

[Anonymous No.53818209]

>>53818195
Singing sounds annoying. Do Churches usually have food ?

[Anonymous No.53818214]

>>53817512
>he thinks the average persons financial ruin will effect the stock market

LOL, LMAO even. They want you broke, living in a pod and eating the bugs. The fact that nobody can afford a house or food is bullish.

[Anonymous No.53818223]

>>53818209
Not regularly, sometimes for special events. Because you're usually attending with family you might go out to breakfast or lunch at a restaurant together on the same day, though.

[Anonymous No.53818226]

>>53818168
Nothing most people would take my advice on unless they can afford to go long. Tesla investor day. It isn't safe for most of the people here like myself but I'm trying man.
Watch major exchanges and take it from there.
All I'm saying is AI is in the limelight and Tesla is working with a lithium company.
I'm either doubling my money or drinking a lot on the 2nd of next month.

[Anonymous No.53818237]

>zoom out on log chart of dow jones since 1915
>2020 pump looks like little baby next to 1924-1929 pump
>1933 was vertical line, 2009 was vertical line
>so much money printed in 2020 that nothing can move the indices anymore while we are in interest hiking

yep zoom out, the big crash really isn't priced in and you are buying the 130 year top

[Anonymous No.53818243]

>>53818223
Yeah I have heard from some Christian / ex-Christian friends that after Church you guys would go to a spot to eat. I was thinking it would be cool if they served hamburgers after Church services

[Anonymous No.53818244]

>>53817328
Holy shit that guy looks just like his however many greats grandpappy. He must be like a living god in France.

[Anonymous No.53818247]

>>53817965
Transistor density is destiny.
Their engineers just couldn’t make a small enough chips.
AMD had been used to working with inferior nodes, and was much more creative/agile for it.
So when they got leading transistor density and paired it with chiplet designs it was all ogre.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818249]

>>53818184
Why should I buy SPY when I can just take the 6 month bond and not have any risk? They have to pull some risk out of the SPY before I buy.

[Anonymous No.53818251]

>>53818158
March 1st, Musk is announcing a new endeavour. You're playing this market wrong, but do what you will.

[Anonymous No.53818254]

i feel like watching an offbeat mecha

[Anonymous No.53818262]

HOW DID I MISS THAT INTEL CUT THEIR DIVIDEND HAHAHA
>yeah i don't care about the failing business and negative growth
>they got a sweet 5% divvy and low p/e!
>LITERALLY no signs of them cutting it either!!!
Now you own a stock with a middling dividend and terrible future. Congrats P/E investors you really found a gem! I'll buy your bags off you at $15 maybe.

[Anonymous No.53818266]

Buying a boat with my earnings; see you on the water.

[Anonymous No.53818271]

>>53818243
Christianity would flourish if they switched out the wine and communion wafers with hamburgers, for sure.

[Anonymous No.53818285]

>>53817328
Abon explains yourselves as to why you're not invested in SKYT

[Anonymous No.53818293]

>>53818010
>I have become obsessed with healthy cooking since i started smoking cannabis after work.

If you can't develop that interest naturally, then you'll lose interest in it once you've built tolerance to whatever drug you're using.

[Anonymous No.53818296]

>>53818109
I mean, it's built a smidgen of support around the 73.50 area.

[Anonymous No.53818297]

>>53818271
Reminds me of this story I heard from a relative in Kolkata — the Bengali Hindu temples in Kolkata that serve paltry food after religious services like fruit pieces and nuts barely get foot traffic. But the bigger temples that serve very greasy and yummy chicken/goat curries with naan and rice get tons of "Worshippers"

[Anonymous No.53818305]

>>53818262
>Now you own a stock with a middling dividend and terrible future.
People said the same thing when GE cut their dividend. You know what happened next?

[Anonymous No.53818308]

Reminder that Rentech is just run by an insider trading jew and midwits in the last thread were unironically discussing them as some math geniuses with secret algo methods LMAO.

[Anonymous No.53818310]

>>53818249
What risk? The risk it drops from 400.36 to 400 even before it goes to 450 by EOY? It’s absolutely guaranteed SPY will be over 1000 in ten years, maybe even over 1500. The ten year bond doesn’t even yield 4%. SPY yields about half that and it doubles in value every few years.

[Anonymous No.53818313]

>>53818285
idk what SKYT is, nor what they do, nor what they sell. i lost most of my money shorting TSLA too early and now i'm just going the bnf route for now. hell i'm even considering selling some JEPI shares just to have the $10k just like bnf did when he first started

[Anonymous No.53818314]

>>53817328
When are we getting a kino movie about these two?

[Anonymous No.53818328]

Just wanna give a sincere, heart felt “Go fuck yourself NIGGER” to the faggots who shilled me into buying NVDA puts. I’m just going to uninstall Robinhood now because my shit is probably down 97% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53818342]

>>53818328
you got it wrong sir, the niggers were actually buying NVDA. Rational people are bearish on NVDA but niggers are bullish on it just like TSLA

[Anonymous No.53818349]

>>53818328
Don’t bet the entirety of your account on a stock going one way or another. I also had to learn this lesson. Buy and hold shares of good companies. Time is the ultimate leverage

[Anonymous No.53818350]

>>53818328
lol get trolled

[Anonymous No.53818352]

>>53818328
Kek, thanks for playin, retarded faggot. I purposely post bearish bullshit in hopes that you faggots get baited and lose money. The only genuine bears here the ones posting actual schizoid shit about jews or the gold standard, they are rare and you'll notice them instantly. Markets only go up over time, just be bullish and long everything and you'll unironically make good returns.

[Anonymous No.53818353]

>>53818305
Yeah they broke their company apart after flailing for over a decade

[Anonymous No.53818358]

>>53818342
if rational people lose and niggers win, at what point does it become rational to be a nigger?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818361]

>>53818310
>implying they aren't going to take risk out of the market and make it go back to sub $350.
Okay Zoomer.

[Anonymous No.53818365]

>>53818328
lmfao take ownership of your failures bitch
>>53818342
cope

[Anonymous No.53818366]

if the nvda ah pump fades tomorrow the rally is over

[Anonymous No.53818372]

>>53818353
Yep. Can't wait for the next 50% leg down on INTC.

[Anonymous No.53818377]

>>53818328
I think you misheard we said sell NVDA puts. Only retards buy options.

[Anonymous No.53818431]

>>53818358
fundamentals don't matter as long as people that don't care have more money that people that do.

[Anonymous No.53818435]

>>53818023
>>53818204
>caring about individual sellers
i bet you dont know how amazon does e-commerce either. they live to shit on the little guy.

[Anonymous No.53818458]

Will they ever shut up?

[Anonymous No.53818479]

>>53818062
And once again I of course timed my options completely wrong

[Anonymous No.53818482]

>>53817328
>pic related

woah I guess they discovered the secret to reincarnation kek

[Anonymous No.53818499]

So far I've only seen 1 other person on biz who actually knows what they're doing
I come here to watch you guys struggle to make sense of it all for entertainment
Today is your lucky day, ask me what you want to know

[Anonymous No.53818514]

>>53818499
Why are you a faggot?

[Anonymous No.53818519]

>>53817375
>come in, bro. the water's fine

[Anonymous No.53818523]

>>53818499
what's your address?

[Anonymous No.53818528]

>>53818482
I actually had an idea for a story based on that premise. It's about a group of people who somehow have the ability to retain their memories after they die and are reborn as babies. So they have many lifetimes of memories. Over the millennia, they've learned of each other and created an ad hoc game where they just try to kill each other. When they're reborn, they play dumb, like a baby and child, until they can amass enough power to find and try to kill the others. That's what WWII was all about. It's why Truman nuked Japan twice.

[Anonymous No.53818532]

>>53818514
I'm not, what a waste of a question

[Anonymous No.53818537]

>>53818499
should i go all in on margin into tqqq

[Anonymous No.53818538]

>>53818523
I am citizen and resident of a capital gains free country

[Anonymous No.53818540]

>>53818458
No, I will laugh at dumb bears until my 570 shares of SOXL are worth $100,000

[Anonymous No.53818550]

>>53818537
No

[Anonymous No.53818553]

>>53818499
Who's the other person? I think it's me

[Anonymous No.53818558]

>>53818499
who's buying bitcoin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818559]

>>53818499
Where's the nearest McDonald's?

[Anonymous No.53818567]

>>53818499
Do you believe in life after love?

[Anonymous No.53818579]

>>53818499
Since rate of inflation has stopped decreasing will the FED raise 50 basis points next?

[Anonymous No.53818590]

>>53817328

imagine not being a rich pedigreed chad smashing pussy in france, jesus christ kms

[Anonymous No.53818603]

>>53818553
His name was "Anonymous" and it's been years since I've seen him

>>53818558
Gamblers

>>53818559
I keep getting banned from replying to your messages because you are a you-know-what

>>53818567
Yes

>>53818579
Fed terminal rate will in fact remain below 5%, nobody knows what their interval will be

[Anonymous No.53818611]

Anons, are we going to be ok? Surely this pump from NVDA earnings will save us all from the crash right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818614]

>>53818499
So which one is worse, a trap pretending to be a chick trying to pick up guys, or a gay guy who's going around trying to pick up other gay guys?

[Anonymous No.53818618]

What the fuck, tech bros?!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818621]

>>53818603
So they don't have McDonald's in Pakistan?

[Anonymous No.53818624]

>>53818618
>pumping on nothing
this never ends well

[Anonymous No.53818631]

>>53818624
Tech is nothing so it's at least apt.

[Anonymous No.53818643]

>>53818631
are you counting microsoft, google, apple as tech? Those are not "nothing", they make very large profits and have an annual revenue surpassing GDP of most of the planet

[Anonymous No.53818645]

>TikTok is teaming up with Mercedes-Benz to bring TikTok inside the newly announced interior and screens of the Mercedes-Benz E-Class directly

Ok I'm shorting Mercedes, too bad tiktok isn't listed. Sounds like a lot of zoomers will die KEKLMAO

[Anonymous No.53818648]

This has been my progress so far trading options with TSLA

$740 to $14,000 to $29,000 to $17,000

any tips?

[Anonymous No.53818653]

>>53818624
>On nothing
>Is literally the most valuable sector for the next millennium
lol

[Anonymous No.53818660]

>>53818621
Nice try, I'm not from Pakistan, Sagiv

[Anonymous No.53818665]

>>53818621
They do have Pakistan in McDonalds and apparently its pretty solid.

[Anonymous No.53818666]

>>53818653
I agree they're valuable, but there is no immediate explanation for the pump

[Anonymous No.53818673]

>>53818435
It's not about individual sellers, per se. It's about perpetuating fraud and copyright infringement and then pretending it's not happening to prop up the fact that you're losing business because you hate white people and the economy is worse than people realize.

It's the multitude of issues and the fact that no matter how Etsy responds to this, two things remain constant:
1) the economy sucks and job growth is non-existent
2) dispoable income will continue to decrease
3) if etsy deals with the counterfeits, all of their growth stops overnight and is exposed to be fraudulent and next few quarters will magically be rough or they simply delay the inevitable

Back in the day, prosecutors would have crucified companies doing this. Imagine paying $1,000 for a fake, "authenticated" luxury item.

[Anonymous No.53818687]

>>53818643
I'm counting the Cathie Woods bags.

[Anonymous No.53818689]

>>53818648
Don't bother trying to short it. If you think it's time to short just stay away cause it's going to do a retard pump

[Anonymous No.53818690]

>>53818499
In regards to the thread theme pic, who actually won the Battle of Waterloo, the English or the Prussians?

[Anonymous No.53818703]

>>53818673
If I wanted to buy knock-offs I'd walk through the fashion district of New York or go straight to Asia. I don't like when I have to re-arrange all my positions and take on more risk because yids think they can get away with mass fraud and IP infringement. That's foolishness.

[Anonymous No.53818716]

>>53818499
Is the current spread between the eurozone member bonds the new normal or some members will need some sort of correction?

[Anonymous No.53818720]

>>53818690
Neither, in war there are no winners. Only losers.

[Anonymous No.53818724]

Sometimes I watch minute candles and pretend I'm trading them.

[Anonymous No.53818726]

>>53818567
No

[Anonymous No.53818731]

Thread theam (for the last hundred posts)
https://youtu.be/G-PKN5cbwHs

[Anonymous No.53818744]

>>53818716
It has always been the norm but the spread will increase over time as the euro, eu and eurozone weakens
Fiscal and monetary policy are too detached

[Anonymous No.53818745]

Bobo getting heemed tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53818753]

>>53818731
Vocals so jewish they can circumcise an infant while cooking you matzo balls before the album is through.

Do you faggots do anything except taint morals?

[Anonymous No.53818762]

>>53818023
I got to my 5th round of Etsy interview for senior dev, then they pulled the rug on me. :( But yeah, from what I've seen, they seem like your standard big tech dream job with a bit too many you-knows in HR and lots of excess (prime NYC offices 200K salaries, etc).

I would like to see the future of e-commerce go a less centralized direction. Self-hosted open-source technology for the masses to open an e-commerce shop without any middlemen would buck break Big E-Commerce.

[Anonymous No.53818771]

>>53818251
>volatile stock
>volatile plays
Yeah I don't know what I'm doing buddy. no seriously I have no clue what I'm doing. Help I can't stop making money.

[Anonymous No.53818781]

There was an asian chick sitting next to me the train. She had pretty hands. I wish I could have held them.

[Anonymous No.53818786]

>>53818753
How to meet girls is an excellent album, very SMG related. So much so, it's sad.

[Anonymous No.53818789]

>>53818744
Even accounting the current disparity in inflation rates?

[Anonymous No.53818817]

>>53818762
What they need to do is have government owned social media and government owned distribution platforms.

Companies can bid for advertisement contracting, development, etc to keep the market principles at play, but these things are basically necessary to live now and jews are in control of them. Not good

[Anonymous No.53818830]

>>53818358
It already is. We can thank the people who paid $100 a month to have a Jew in every home tell the what to think for the past 50 years.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53818862]

>>53818745
>Inb4 oops we had 3 strait quarters of negative gdp growth and record inflation.
Thanks for playing mumu.

[Anonymous No.53818871]

>>53818789
Yes, look at Greece. Italy is headed there. What you need on a national level is money velocity pushed by gdp not qe. As time passes high rate countries will be forced to lower tax rates to encourage entrepreneurs to provide jobs so that gdp can be pushed up.

[Anonymous No.53818883]

>>53817965
They were piggybacking off of AAPL for the past decade.
>>53817688
Cromwell was over a century before Napoleon. Or earlier if you're thinking of Thomas Cromwell.

[Anonymous No.53818896]

>>53818883
stop stealing content from reddit

[Anonymous No.53818904]

Who here for #LUNR tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53818918]

>>53818896
Make me.

[Anonymous No.53819017]

>>53818648
I remember we told you to quit while you were ahead

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53819018]

I have some sources on the inside telling me there will be a bank collapse by the end of the week. Hope you haven't forgotten about what DAN tried to tell us.

[Anonymous No.53819031]

>>53818499
Do you see any chance Central Bank paying methods like the Indian IMPS, Brazilian PIX, Chinese IBPS, Australian NPP and the like merging between themselves? For instance, a mechanism unified under the BRICS bank?

[Anonymous No.53819072]

https://twitter.com/WallStreetSilv/status/1628557563427012608

>10 yr yield falls below the 2 yr yield

Oh fffuuuuuuugggg

[Anonymous No.53819089]

>>53819072
you're so stupid. the curve has been inverted for 7 months now

[Anonymous No.53819090]

>>53818648
""""""trading""""""
you are a gambler.

[Anonymous No.53819101]

>>53819018
Fuck that nigger. He talks just to hear himself most of the time.

[Anonymous No.53819107]

>>53819089
I know but can't help but notice the calm of the storm

[Anonymous No.53819114]

>>53817456
Double, triple, quad, etc down until it goes back up.

[Anonymous No.53819119]

i hope you chuds are happy that scoops can basically never hold a major position in any public company now that there's video of him doing racisms online

[Anonymous No.53819129]

>>53817559
Based. If semis go down, there will be bigger problems to worry about like nukes going off. Semis are the only thing nato countries have a lead in cuz it def isn’t military.

[Anonymous No.53819131]

futures

[Anonymous No.53819134]

>>53819119
What’d he do? I thought blacks couldn’t be racist.

[Anonymous No.53819147]

>tech almost up a whole percent in futures

[Anonymous No.53819149]

>>53817692
Brace yourself, in 10 years they'll become the norm

[Anonymous No.53819151]

>>53819134
well the spray painting himself black and repeatedly saying 'jews did this' in his instantly recognizable voice...

[Anonymous No.53819155]

Crawling in my skin.
These wounds, they will not heal.
Fear is how I fall.
Confusing what is real.

[Anonymous No.53819157]

>>53819129
Jfc, dude. You think the chinks and Russians have good militaries? The last land war China fought they lost. They haven’t even seen combat in 50 years. Not even one senior general or politician in the country has been in combat.

[Anonymous No.53819165]

>>53819151
I wanna see the video. I thought he was actually black.

[Anonymous No.53819172]

>>53819165
b-but that's the video where 'scoops is black' came from

[Anonymous No.53819177]

I missed my chance to buy into TQQQ at the bottom...

[Anonymous No.53819188]

I've recently listened to a couple of Q&As by Charlie Munger and really liked them but he always starts talking about how America made such a great move by turning Germany and Japan into their friends and allies instead of punishing them after WWII. Do americans really believe this? Most germans probably despise americans. It seems so ridiculous.

[Anonymous No.53819194]

You did buy the lowest price we're gonna see for the next 20 years right anon? You're not a fucking idiot who thought the democrats were gonna let the US economy crash right?

[Anonymous No.53819195]

>>53819157
They managed to push un forces back to the 38th parallel losing only 800000 men in the process

[Anonymous No.53819212]

>Used to order certain bulk goods like rice from Amazon
>Now they are upcharging food delivery
fucking jews making me have to find botan calrose rice in the store now.

[Anonymous No.53819217]

>>53819195
I was wrong. Lol 920000 chinese casualties with total communist losses at 1.5 million

[Anonymous No.53819227]

>>53819212
wtf, those cunts
i usually get a 6 month supply of rice whenever they give me a special 50% off subscribe and save coupon, then instantly cancel the subscription

[Anonymous No.53819231]

>>53818762
>bro just go through five rounds of interviews, take a personality test, collect the seven dragonballs, swim across the Atlantic ocean, drag your balls through broken glass, and wrestle a bear just so Stacy in HR can ghost you
Do wagies really?

[Anonymous No.53819235]

So this was definitely the local bottom for SOXL and other tech, right? MACD and RSI have chilled out just enough for some people to buy but damn if they aren't right back up in almost-overbought territory on the longer term charts

[Anonymous No.53819246]

>>53819188
he's not talking about the public opinion.

[Anonymous No.53819261]

>>53818762
>Self-hosted open-source technology for the masses to open an e-commerce shop
it exists, but it's basically 'install gentoo' levels of hard for your average person
i don't see what would incentivize anybody to make something like that easy. just too much money in a proprietary platform.

[Anonymous No.53819275]

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[Anonymous No.53819284]

>Meta plans to cut thousands of jobs, after CEO predicted no more layoffs

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53819294]

>>53819217
That was before they stole all of the Americans technology and before the American military went woke and spent more time training the army to be woke and to suck cock and take cocks in the ass instead of killing the enemy with overwhelming force.

[Anonymous No.53819308]

>>53819284
Faggot

[Anonymous No.53819310]

>>53819284
that's fantastic news, even if delivered by a gay

[Anonymous No.53819343]

>>53817456
Lie to yourself and call it a win.

[Anonymous No.53819362]

[Anonymous No.53819390]

>>53819310
Maybe I'm only gay like Alexander the Great: married to several Persian princesses (but also very gay).

[Anonymous No.53819391]

>>53819284

[Anonymous No.53819396]

Is there really some nigga crying about etsy ITT because of muh morals
Where does he think he is lmaooooo

[Anonymous No.53819403]

What is the outlook for oil?
Russia is going to cut production and the price will soar, right?

[Anonymous No.53819426]

>>53819403
I don't know. Why don't you go monitor the options contracts and find out?

[Anonymous No.53819430]

BHP lookin slurpable with that yield?

[Anonymous No.53819436]

>>53818226
I bought $10k worth as an investor day gamble. Let’s see how it goes.

[Anonymous No.53819442]

>/smg/ bullish on oil
> Inverse, profit
> /smg/ bullish on nat gas
> Inverse , profit
> /smg/ bearish on nvda
> Inverse , profit
> /smg/ bearish on Tesla
> Inverse , profit
> /smg/ bearish on roku but bullish on Spotify
> Inverse
> /smg/ bullish on intel

Is anyone making money in this thread or? Feels like im surrounded around losers which i just inverse without even trying to understand .

[Anonymous No.53819443]

you don't make money trading stocks as a retail investor
it's time you realize this

[Anonymous No.53819451]

>>53819443
what if im professional trading on my own time do i make money then

[Anonymous No.53819481]

>$40 in TQQQ puts...
>gone...

[Anonymous No.53819485]

>>53819403
Its crabbing around $73-$80
Look at the chart , its easy to understand that at $80 you short and at $73 you long

[Anonymous No.53819493]

>>53819403
Russia does not really need to cut, there are enough buyers, it is more of a retaliation.

[Anonymous No.53819504]

>>53819426
I think GUSH will go to 200.

[Anonymous No.53819525]

The fair value of the market is ________

[Anonymous No.53819533]

>>53819525
deez nuts lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.53819540]

>>53818247
>So when they got leading transistor density
Intel does all their fabs in house while AMD doesn't fab anything, TSMC does all their chips.

[Anonymous No.53819543]

>>53819231
This is why I gave up on the American workforce.

[Anonymous No.53819545]

>>53818744
>>53818871
Strange how the people pretending to know it all are always spouting generic macroeconomic bullshit.
And yet they never have any gains to show for all their knowledge.

I wonder why that is..

[Anonymous No.53819554]

what are some tickers you think are legitimate 5-10 baggers

[Anonymous No.53819561]

still remember when people on /biz/ were praising cathie woods like she knows how to run a fund

[Anonymous No.53819562]

>>53817834
Isnt it suicide to DCA 3x ETFs long term? Arent they specifically designed to rape people who do this because it constantly rebalances itself?

[Anonymous No.53819566]

>>53819442
Intel opinion was majority bearish but there was this one dude who kept insisting that Intel was a buy no matter how much bad news kept coming out

[Anonymous No.53819578]

>>53819543

[Anonymous No.53819583]

NEW
>>53819579
NEW
>>53819579
NEW
>>53819579

[Anonymous No.53819590]

>>53819436
I wish you the best of luck.

[Anonymous No.53819606]

>>53819119
link to the video

[Anonymous No.53819615]

>>53819562
Depends on the underlying ETF. The main issue is volatility drag. An article call "the long term behavior of leveraged ETFs" showed that you can get away with 2x leverage on most indexes, and 3x with the SP 500. A paper called "leverage for the long run" showed that you can reduce volatility using the 200 MA on the underlying. In my opinion, you should combine LEAPS and synthetic futures on SPY and QQQ for leverage without the decay.

[Anonymous No.53819616]

>>53819533
that is not a value dummy

[Anonymous No.53819626]

Kek lets say for some strange reason INTC gets so bad that they sell the company to someone. Cause you know the govt would never allow them to go belly up due to antitrust mess that would result. Well so what?. So in the worst case, they get bought out. You still end up with a profit on the deal. Long as you didn't buy in when the stock was 50+ that is. So worst case, they get bought, you win. Best case they clean up and profit rains down like mad (along with higher stock prices and divvy hikes). You win again.

[Anonymous No.53819635]

>>53819578

[Anonymous No.53819819]

>>53819626
No no, the worst case is they slowly bleed out because they continue to be irrelevant, fail to execute their business, and fade into obscurity as they continue to lose market share. It's worth a long term call option, but i wouldn't own it.

[Anonymous No.53821318]

>>53819626
220 shares, buy in price 36usd, down 30%
3M also down but 25%
Its hard on me

[Anonymous No.53821376]

>>53818621
I'm the antisemitic paki and have been to McDonald's in Pakistan a few times and it's way better than mcds in the UK.