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Computers Jerry They're Made Of Gold Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQTbkEeCTeM [Embed]

Previous >>53813898

>> No.53815518

Jesus Saves.

Up or down, God has a plan for you and it is good.

>> No.53815522
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just sold 100 NVDA

>> No.53815523

lol but thats george!

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>> No.53815536

please may NVDA save my GOOGL calls, I cannot handle this sideways trading.

>> No.53815545

Who is buying NVDA?? They don't even pay a divvy??!

>> No.53815556

>so uhh yeah we lost money this quarter while the stock went up 200 billion in market cap and next quarter is gonna be even shitter lol sorry

>but you know we are doing AI!!!!! This is a new business model, AI!!! Cloud AI!!! How does it make money? It’s AI!!!!!!

>+10% AH

>> No.53815563

>D-Don't forget a-about Blizzard!
They died when they merged with Activision. I unironically play more Warzone than I do Diablo now.

>> No.53815573

NVDA earns approximately 50 cents GAAP, which puts them at 100x GAAP. Earnings are declining though, so its questionable whether there will be any GAAP earnings overall for calendar year 2023. Revenue is down 20%, and expected to decline further.

This is bullish.

>> No.53815577

nvidia isn't a fucking graphics card company anymore they beat earnings despite being -46% on gaming since last year

all their profit is coming from data centers and AI applications, they have all the right partnerships etc to keep expanding in these nascent markets

any gaming revenue is just a bonus

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Bobos lied to me

>> No.53815581

>>53815556
I hate that buzzword ai so fucking much

>> No.53815585

>>53815522

Where do I get a hot gf with excellent trigger discipline? She also has big jugs.

>> No.53815588

>>53815563
Haven't touched a flat game for 2 years. Wireless VR is the peak of immersive gaming

>> No.53815595

Bobos nerds are claiming NVIDIA had bad earnings based on some bullshit called "Non-GAAP measures", literally nobody who makes any money in markets knows or cares what that means. Bobos are such massive fucking losers that they go find obscure finance bullshit to try to spin good earnings as bad, literally almost all earnings this quarter were excellent.

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>>53815545
kek... the lament of the INTC, ZIM baggie


>>53814820
>>53814853
>>53815556

Know the clown for what it is and play accordingly.

>>53815542

>This earnings season has been very forgiving with losers and generous with even slight winners

>>Average stock price rose 0.5% after earnings
>>double beat: +1.4% vs +1.0% 5 yr average
>>double miss: -1.4% vs -2.9% 5 yr average

>> No.53815602
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Stock market is saved thanks to David Soxl! I'm so happy that airplane explosion news was fake!

>> No.53815606

>>53815595
are you by chance a transsexual?

>> No.53815617
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>>53815577

Shut the fuck up zoomer

>> No.53815619

>>53815573
>This is bullish.
I think you misspelled bullshit.

>> No.53815624
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Holy shit Realty Income
>"Under the terms of the agreement, Realty Income will acquire and provide development funding for properties that will house Plenty's indoor farms. These properties will be leased to Plenty under long-term net leases. The agreement provides for up to $1 billion of development opportunities."

>"As the initial transaction of the alliance, Realty Income has agreed to acquire the land and provide development funding for the first farm of Plenty's indoor vertical farm campus near Richmond, Virginia, which was announced last year. Plenty expects the future multi-farm campus to deliver more than 20 million pounds of produce across multiple crops annually. The first farm to be developed on the campus will grow strawberries with Plenty partner Driscoll's and initially serve the Northeast market."

Alright so the biggest commercial REIT in the world with 11,700 stores is now going into farming.

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>if you only slightly miss expectations instead of totally fucking sucking and dying, you pump

>> No.53815635

Some real fuckery going on with robinhood. I made some pretty big gambles this week. Yesterday my account was up 231%. I should have taken profits but I let it ride. Today I’m down 80%. I decided to stop the bleeding and sold. I still should be up 150% still but it’s showing my account is way in the negative. I put in around $6000 and my account shows only $1200 when I should have around $15000. Am I being jewed

>> No.53815636

>>53815602
It wasn't fake he just likes to buy those planes and blow them up for fun. The stuff you can do when your an ultra trillionaire.

>> No.53815644
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>>53815635
>people still use robinhood over fidelity
why
literally fucking why when fidelity offers free trades on all stocks and etfs

>> No.53815648

>>53815624
Vertical farming is the most retarded meme.

>> No.53815654

>>53815637
Honestly etsy missed and pumped 9% too. I think the market is still in a bull run mood. Truely stagflation is what we will get

>> No.53815660

So from what I can see, guidance for next quarter Non-GAAP net income for NVIDIA for Q1 will be roughtly 1.6B, vs 1.4B for Q4 2022, via

Q1 FY2024 Outlook
($ in millions)

GAAP gross margin 64.1%
Impact of stock-based compensation expense, acquisition-related costs, and other costs 2.4%
Non-GAAP gross margin 66.5%

GAAP operating expenses $ 2,525
Stock-based compensation expense, acquisition-related costs, and other costs (750 )
Non-GAAP operating expenses $ 1,775


This represents a Q1 22vs Q1 23 drop 30%(-30% qvq)


Nivdia Non-GAAP
($ in millions, except earnings per share) FY23 FY22 Y/Y
Revenue $26,974 $26,914 --
Gross margin 59.2% 66.8% Down 7.6 pts
Operating expenses $6,925 $5,279 Up 31%
Operating income $9,040 $12,690 Down 29%
Net income $8,366 $11,259 Down 26%
Diluted earnings per share $3.34 $4.44 Down 25%

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>>53815491
>Bet on 3M
>bet on Intel
>down 2k on both positions
How long will I have to wait till they rebound? 2 years? 5?

>> No.53815666

>>53815648
Then why the fuck aren't we shitposting about it?

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>>53815665
>How long will I have to wait till they rebound? 2 years? 5?
anon... I....

>> No.53815674

>>53815666
Because our meme dollars are already allocated to AQB and floundering.

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>>53815636
I wish he checked that there are no children on board first. I mean, come on, this tragedy could have been prevented quite easily.

>> No.53815685 [DELETED] 

>>53815660

Non-GAAP
($ in millions, except earnings per share) FY23 FY22 Y/Y
Revenue $26,974 $26,914 --
Gross margin 59.2% 66.8% Down 7.6 pts
Operating expenses $6,925 $5,279 Up 31%
Operating income $9,040 $12,690 Down 29%
Net income $8,366 $11,259 Down 26%
Diluted earnings per share $3.34 $4.44 Down 25%

>> No.53815690

>>53815635
could be a lot of things, are you doing stuff after hours? Has that cash cleared? some times it takes a business day to for deposits and transactions to properly settle

>> No.53815691

>>53815595
I don't think anyone here has a meaningful stake in NVDA except that one anon who's 7 tranches deep into his 5 tranche short.

Just enjoying the price movements from the sidelines.

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>>53815674
>floundering

>> No.53815707

>>53815660
NVIDIA
GAAP
($ in millions, except earnings per share) FY23 FY22 Y/Y
Revenue $26,974 $26,914 --
Gross margin 56.9% 64.9% Down 8.0 pts
Operating expenses $11,132 $7,434 Up 50%
Operating income $4,224 $10,041 Down 58%
Net income $4,368 $9,752 Down 55%
Diluted earnings per share $1.74 $3.85 Down 55%

>> No.53815708

>>53815577
This guy gets it. And AI is the next tech boom.

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>>53815673
I wish I just put everything on SP500
Why did I gamble?
If Activision MSFT deal goes to shit I will off myself

>> No.53815718

>>53815684
They will just settle out of court like always

>> No.53815736

>>53815602
David SOXL is a great man.

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>>53815708
>>53815577
useful insight bros, thanks

>> No.53815747

>>53815718
God I hope. Fucking earplugs and fucking Gelsinger and fucking Kanye screwing my Adidas stock

>> No.53815750
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I guarantee you, oil will not go down for at LEAST another half hour.

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>>53815644
I get jewed by TDA on OTC trades, but I'm too used to the ToS platform now to switch.

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>>53815718
Or drag it out for years just like 2021 pump n dump case. I heard victims' shares were frozen as an evidence and they couldn't sell them before 2022 dump. The system is corrupt I tell you.

>> No.53815777

This thread is clearly being utilized by NVIDIA PR or niggers.
This quarter was absolutely shit. On par with AMD, but not quite as bad, where AMD was actually a net loss.

These "Non-Gaap" reportings are absolutely shit. I should have known that the press would lie through their teeth on this shit.

>> No.53815780

Is this guy just bullshitting now? Jesus Christ you’re a CEO

>> No.53815781

>>53815606
Shut the fuck up nerd ass bitch ass nigga, fuck outta here wit dat gay ass trans bullshit.

>> No.53815787

>>53815545
stocks from companies that don't pay dividends are better if you're not investing with a tax advantaged account

>> No.53815788

>>53815777
the nvidia shills are 100% bagholders

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So green tomorrow cuz of NVDA? We also pumped into close

>> No.53815801

>>53815777
AMD pumped like 25% after their release tho. It's clown word, I'm gonna go to sleep and hope I don't wake up

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>>53815753
OK, and?

>> No.53815804

>>53815787
This

>> No.53815810 [DELETED] 
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jannies = trannies confirmed

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>>53815781

>> No.53815818

>>53815803
>chinaman's knob
holy sh!t the bogan sh!tposter knows no bounds

>> No.53815819

>>53815810
just backtraced your IP

ur ded kiddo

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53815822

I will go all in on nvda at premarket lets fucking GOOOOOOOO

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53815828

This “AI” shit is just lmao. Grifters gonna grift after watching Microsoft +1 trillion in mcap and Google - 1 trillion from fucking meme technology masturbation fantasies

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I care not for NVDA's failure.
I only care for INTC's destruction.

>> No.53815844

When do I get my NVDA ai refrigerator/girlfriend?

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>>53815819
wrong pic
jannies still trannies

>> No.53815852

>>53815788
SOXL is pumping, NVIDIA was up 8%, on a Y/Y decline of nearly 55% EPS. Q4 tends to be a high sales point for computers for Christmas?
The fuck is going to drive Q1 2023?

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>>53815797
buy the close, sell the open

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Private eyes
They are watching me
They see my every move
Private eyes
They are watching me
Private eeeeeeeyes
They are watching me, watching me

>> No.53815864

>>53815810
New Braunsfell. looks nice

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>futures

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what did he mean by this?

>> No.53815878

>>53815852
> The fuck is going to drive Q1 2023?
AI of course

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>>53814065
Wow, DRV *has* been getting its shit together.

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I will never financially recover from the past 2 weeks of dumping. My portfolio can't take another -10% hit, that's almost -20%!

>> No.53815900

>>53815864
wouldnt know, idk where my vpns connect to, I just know that jannies are faggots and cant ban me, I have too many ips.

>> No.53815905

>>53815878
>of course
Right. Because the average faggot is going to drop $50,000,000 to put up a supercomputer that can run an AI with any real value, vs hiring people who already have purposed equipment.
And which companies are paying to set up new farms for AI?
That list is huge, it includes...
...
...
Well, we'll get back to you.

>> No.53815909

>>53815801
AMD pumped on increasing Datacenter revenue, Nvidia is basically flat

>> No.53815928

Tomorrow is going to be a nice day

>> No.53815935
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>>53815900
looks sus

>> No.53815937

>>53815867
looks like an elephant.

>> No.53815942

Everyone so distracted by NVDA I almost missed that LXU reported earnings and bought back 7% of their shares outstanding in a single quarter.

>> No.53815944
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>>53815928
Green ID confirms

>> No.53815957

>>53815905
Hey man I lost a shit ton too, I feel ya but the market is retarded. Vent all you want but take the L and decide if you wanna keep shorting it or move on and make money elsewhere

>> No.53815959

>>53815928

Jobless claims tomorrow morning will cleanse the bullshit. NVDA will be lucky to hold 2% of these gains tomorrow

>> No.53815960

>>53815935
Only if you arent white.

>> No.53815975

>>53815909
AMD had a net loss, they went from something like GAAP .40EPS to -.14EPS GAAP, but reported "non-GAAP"
You can have those bags, I ain't in that. They already killed INTC price, it's near fair value with the risk reward.
The rest of the "sector" is floating houses.

My guess, if these adjusted to actual value, they'd set a collapse in motion. Nobody wants to get those calls.
So all the media that are owned by people who own these shares, will lie with a smile.
My mistake.

>> No.53815981

>>53815852
Everyone and their mother is going to be making startup AI companies attempting to get bought out upon breakthroughs. It's literally under attack boom on our doorstep. And I'm sure it will crash hard after 6 or 7 years or whatever. But we'll never see these prices again even after that.

>> No.53815988

>>53815852
Nothing

Consumers have no money to buy anything, and the rate hikes decentivizes companies from speculative plays because they can't do it on borrowed money

>> No.53815993

>>53815960
It looks if you are white. Shit isnt well maintained, nobody has cut the grass and I cant tell if this is just a barn in the background or a house. Landscape and all is nice, but the rest looks sus, you sure you aint glowing or using glowing infrastructure?

>> No.53815997

This thread is literally angry ass bears lmao holy fuck.

>> No.53816002

>>53815981
literally another tech* boom*

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Another day. INTC cut the divvy down. But due to it being a small position the cut wasn't that bad. KO's hiked divvy and the VZ and KO shares I bagged yesterday and today will make up for the cut. (Also DIS is reinstating their divvy eoy).

>> No.53816010

NVDA doesn't need AI to pan out, they just need AI hype so they can sell/lease out their data centers running their AI chip bullshit. That's how they'll make money.

>Nvidia’s AI-powered data center business revenue has jumped from $968 million in Q4 2019 to $3.62 billion in the latest quarter.

Despite COVID downturn and inflation blah blah blah NVDA found a way to expand into the most relevant and talked about arena in tech.

>> No.53816011

>>53815997
That's right, you can go back to plebbit and celebrate with the rest of your circlejerk fags

>> No.53816015

>>53815993
what about farmland looks sus? would you rather there be a pack of feral niggers tonguing ani in a tent?

>> No.53816030

>>53815975
>My guess, if these adjusted to actual value, they'd set a collapse in motion. Nobody wants to get those calls.
It's how the game works. You can join it or you can go your own way, but betting against them is a fools game.
10 years from now NVDA will almost certainly be worth less than it is today adjusted for inflation, but there'll be a lot of peaks and valleys along the way.

>> No.53816037

nice nvidia's earnings are only 35% down year over year.

>> No.53816041

>>53815617
where is this from? the Q4 doesn't match the report

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>>53815935
New Braunfels is a nice place to hang out and eat sausage and drink German beer, but I wouldn't want to live there

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I hate NVDA so much.... You don't even know..

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>>53816049
tourist trappy but nice trees

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>>53815997
Excuse me, I am a INTC and OXY bull

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>>53814371
Janice Eberly looks very much like a "Janice"; a real mommy type. Karen Dynan is a "yikes" fivehead. She's also a mean old hawk:

>In an interview last month, Ms. Dynan said she thought the central bank had more work to do to slow the economy and bring down inflation. “Inflation is subsiding, and there are reasons to believe it is going to subside further, but I don’t think any disinflation is going to be sustainable without some softening of labor demand,” she said.
Sauce: archive (dot) ph/N6rpy

>> No.53816084

>>53816049
Why not? I've lived all over the US and this is one of the most comfiest places ive been. No niggers just white people and juan the carpenter

>> No.53816087

>>53816010
>AI powered
they attached the word AI in front of it because that's what generates hype now, there's nothing AI related about their data centers

>> No.53816093

>>53816030
Not that simple is it? They will allow the truth other times. How the fuck does one decipher which truths they will allow?

I'm gonna start a hedge fund and short the fuck out of these faggots.

>> No.53816095

>>53816008
Buy NEE and O

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>>53816037
And it was down 60% peak-to-trough

>> No.53816107

AI is literally replacing coders. AI is huge. Anyone down playing it is the same guy who talked about the internet being a series of tubes. Dumb boomers. David Soxl is the future.

>> No.53816109

>>53816011
Enjoy eating shit bear nigger.

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Fuuuuuck. Don't look at pre-futures bros... it's over

>> No.53816115

>>53816100
a PE of 90 is not justifiable for a company that's growing at negative 30%

>> No.53816117

Can Intel go up to $40 tomorrow so I can sell these bitch ass calls? I promise I'll buy JEPI after

>> No.53816122

>>53816107
Soon enough AI will design a better graphics card and then NVDA will have no business model.

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>CANCEL ALL ORDERS

>> No.53816141

>>53816084
It's a nice town, little too out in the sticks for me. I get annoyed going to Wurstfest now. Too many nigs and Mexicans. Used to be you'd see 99% tall white people out there. It's gotten too popular. Not a coincidence there's metal detectors at the gates now, kek.

>> No.53816143

If AI replaces coders then TQQQ should be a gold mine. If you believe the premise then you are a fool not to be all in on

>> No.53816142

>>53816122
I don't think you know how this works

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This is the kind of job you will see AI replace before you ever see a robot hanging drywall.

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>>53815867
I got mogged wtf. I've been making fun of him for ages and its ME the one getting dick mogged by HIM. Its fucking grim

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>>53816078
We will miss the days of Brainard

>> No.53816165

what did the minutes say??

i was watching sports so missed it

>> No.53816169

>>53816165
big hikes are done

>> No.53816173

>>53816162
Eh she'll still be around. The White House Economic Advisor sometimes grabs Bloomberg headlines.

>> No.53816174

>>53816144
probably. it's a lot easier to just write code than account for all of the natural world of physics and also write code for what ever the function you want to do is in relation to physics

>> No.53816176

>>53816165
Everyone's in favor of 25 benis hikes despite loudmouth bitches clamoring for 50 benis hikes last week. That was about it

>> No.53816179

>>53816169
but is it old news since the inflation was hot again?

>> No.53816185

WOOOOOOO NVDA is back to last thursdays price!

>> No.53816190

>>53816141
>metal detectors
touche. ill take it over niggerfornia though. Its comfy here though. Curious where you could be in texas thats any better lol.
>>53816144
it still takes someone to understand whats going on in the software to produce the code in the first place. the role will evolve and those who cant adapt wont make it but there will still be someone who has to understand the technology to provide the AI premise for at least the foreseeable future.

>> No.53816203

>>53815997
Ya it's pathetic really, the delusional spin they keep trying to put on excellent earnings beats is absurd.

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>>53816087
We've literally tapped post-scarcity for the first time in human history, anyone downplaying AI is a smoothbrain, and anyone without a fat stack of NVDA/SOXL/USD is ngmi

>> No.53816214

>>53816144

Gee what could go wrong?

>> No.53816224

>>53816185
I'm buying more puts tomorrow, the price is hanging out there like a fart in a car

>> No.53816225

>>53816115
>muh PE
Enjoy your Intel bags

>> No.53816227

>>53816179
Inflation wasn't hot again PPI is a meme index, and the values we got were the same as 2 years ago in January. You can't say the same thing about CPI. CPI is the actual real report. And that has been down three times in a row. No only down .1 last time. And we're going to get another report before the next fed meeting. I'm fairly certain is going to be down by a lot. Inflation is over.

>> No.53816231
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NVDA a bit insecure?

>> No.53816237

>>53816179
pce on friday shows yoy, pce qq on thursday. its going to be a bumpy landing but still soft with all the boomers clapping

>> No.53816239

>>53816144
As software engineer who knows how generative AI works I don't feel threatened.

>> No.53816242

>>53816231
This bobo cope is hilarious

>> No.53816248

>>53816231
Cope, bobo faggot bitch. Go back to r*ddit with the rest of the permabears.

>> No.53816249

>>53816239
>As a graphic artist who understands how art is done, I don't feel threatened

>> No.53816250

>>53816190
Well if you're comparing it to California, anything is an improvement. I'm in San Antonio which is chock full of niggers and Mexican nationals, but I live on the white-ish side of town and try to avoid venturing too far outside my bubble. I've just been kinda shocked going to Wurstfest the last couple of years. I expect a diverse crowd at Fiesta shit here in SA, not out there though.

>> No.53816272

>>53816190
The problem is that you're a retard. You view work as the goal because you're a good little slave goy, AI will massively increase per worker productivity, which is the wellspring of wealth generation

>> No.53816277

KEK BAGGIES. WHAT'S UP /SMG/ BAGGIES?

>> No.53816281

So the market needs to go down 20-30% to fix the last 3 years?

>> No.53816285

>>53816248
niggers tongue my anus

>> No.53816290

>>53816142
You seem to be the one confused. TSMC runs the physical chip production process, along with a few other players like globalfoundries. ASML is the key manufacturer of the lithography machines. There are several other key players involved in the production process as well. Nvidia just creates and markets chip designs and their associated software drivers. These elements are primarily intellectual in nature.

Everything NVDA does will be replicable by AI within a decade, yet the stock trades like it'll grow for the next 50 years. Every chip of Nvidia's bought is another step closer to their own demise. Meanwhile, the dividend is at the same 15 cents/share rate that it was when I sold my shares for $300 back in 2018. Cash flow is nonexistent. The share count keeps growing.

As long as this clown world monetary inflation continues, NVDA has no floor. It can't last forever. Soon enough gravity will catch up with them.

>> No.53816292

>>53816249
Kek, you have no clue what you're talking about. I doubt you even tried any of generative AI tools for work-related stuff.

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>LUNR
>space shitcoin
>up over 100% today
I hope you guys bought puts before close. This turd is going right back down the next couple days. Also I'm on the toilet at work and I can't stop shitting more and more just keeps coming out. Everytime I thinks it's over, more shit keeps coming out. Where the hell is it coming from?

>> No.53816300

>>53816281
The market is undervalued right now. Did you miss the dump throughout all of 2022, that was literally a recession.

>> No.53816303

>>53810569
Someone post baggies wife's tits, it's not fair I haven't seen them and you've all seen them, don't leave a nigga out in the cold

>> No.53816308

>>53816227
okay ty

>> No.53816310

>>53816294
You're gonna get IV crushed

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Im soo fucking bullish on nvda right now PLEASE LET THE MARKET OPEN SO I CAN ALL IN ON NVDA

>> No.53816331

>>53816249
non sequitor
>>53816250
I specifically moved to NB to get away from the niggers. ive lived in big cities. found the whitest area between SA and Austin that also had the least crime.
>>53816239
its great for single questions but once you try to write a whole program with it it really breaks down. non codefags marvel at it because it seems like magic but its more like a dictionary that you can type to. it wont give you everything but it will certainly help.
>>53816272
I view work as a way to get money to do what I want to do. read what I wrote in this thread its much more realistic than your 'all codefags will be unemployed' idea.

>> No.53816332

>>53816227
>a decrease in acceleration rate is a decrease in acceleration
no.

>> No.53816337

>>53816290
>Everything NVDA does will be replicable by AI within a decade
Good, All that productivity growth will be going to shareholders. You can bet NVDA will be capturing it. It's already cornering the data center market. It is seamlessly moved from GPU manufacturing being it's greatest source of income, to this. It will have no problem keeping this up. That's its strength.

>> No.53816347

>>53816290
>NVDA won't use their lead in ai to accelerate their own deployment

>> No.53816354

>>53816144
The AI can only train with what's publicly available on the internet. Vast majority of code isn't open source while code from open source applications are often to specific to be generally used by the AI.

By the time AI can write production quality code independently, it would be a general AI, which would be do many things humans can do, including hanging drywall.

>> No.53816355

>someone has their tesla outside blasting capital cities
do people unironically listen to tv commercial music?

>> No.53816359

>>53816303
lmao, that guy coping about his wife's titties being small by saying she is w-i-d-e. The gookfoo is a C at best

>> No.53816363

>>53816249
>non sequitor
You wish. Any idiot will be able to program anything, sooner than later, by just guiding the AI in layman's terms. This is how masterpieces of art are done now. It's only a matter of time, before it is just as easily applicable for coding. And developing all that is the tech boom we are on the doorsteps of.

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>>53816331
why do you confirm the self dox after denying it, not that anybody cares where you llive

>> No.53816373

>>53816332
I don't know why you're quoting me a saying that, I didn't say that at all. PPI is a meme, and again, the latest report is exactly in the same place we were two years ago in January. And I think the year before that. It's a meme. Compare that to historical CPI and you see actual inflation. Not a crabbing chart that just zigzags up and down through the years.

>> No.53816383

>>53816363
>any retard
well I guess that rules you out, you cant even figure out how to reply to the right comment.

>> No.53816391

>>53816316
MORE CALLS

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>>53816373
>PP

>> No.53816396

>>53816371
because honestly I wish a nigga would. texas has castle doctrine.

>> No.53816401

>>53816354
AI would not need to learn how coding is done. Just what coding does. It's a language. Ask it for a meaning, and it will deliver that. Translating that to code, it's development. It's literally what an AI does. Compiles meaning given a language. It doesn't need to take ideas from any one, like it does for something subjectively or emotionally creative like art. It literally just writes what you ask for. And in the most elegant fashion possible.

>> No.53816405

>>53816331
It's only good for things that appeared repeatedly in learnings data set. And even then it fails due to the nature of how it works. The fact it got fibonnacci sequence wrong in the first place is quite embarrassing. And then it was not able to evaluate where it made mistake without trial and error. Again, not a surprise to me considering that it's not really intelligent. It just tries to find best fit for your input using model created with preexisting dataset.
It's like bunch of info, good or bad, compressed with lossy compression. This might produce good enough results when you want to generate bedtime story for you kid. But completely fails if you need to create something as precise as source code. Not to mention describind what you need for something more complex than already known, simple algorithm might be a challenge in itself.

This is a fundamental flaw of generative AI so once again, I'm sleep easy.

>> No.53816406

>>53816396
If I should ever get to Texas I come by and bring Hungarian sausage

>> No.53816413

>>53816401
>AI can suddenly access all the private code repos that companies maintain
>companies will allow traffic liek that to their intellectual property
lol retard

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>>53816331
Literal unironic double chromosome retard. AI increases not decreases demand for code monkeys, artists etc, BECAUSE per worker productivity skyrockets, just as the industrial revolution increased not decreased the demand for industrial workers. You are a slavemind goy and you will never ever make it.

>> No.53816424

>>53816415
thats...what im saying you fucking imbecile...jfc...

>> No.53816432

>>53815673
>>53815665
>s and p 500
>will take spy years to get to 500
EXPLAIN THIS

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>Futures

>> No.53816445

>>53816415
>productivity skyrockets
>boomers declare this is a reason to cut your wages
>wonder why no one will run the machines

>> No.53816452

>>53816415
that's not how it will work out. they dont hire more cashiers because the auto checkout does more per worker...

>> No.53816453

>>53816439
what a cute and quirky beauty she is
we'd be so happy together

>> No.53816458

>>53816185
>things are bad
>but
>AI
And it's that easy.

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someone had requested this edit, I thought it'd be cool test for inpainting.

>> No.53816469

>>53816401
The future you describe is nowhere near. Definitely not going to happen with generative AI. AI models must be trained with supervision. ChatGPT was trained using tons of data and it can't get simple algorithms right. And I mean algorithms that appeared in the data set many many times. There is simple explanation for that too: AI model is very compressed. Such compression is ok when you need to create a generic story, but compeltely fails with precise text like source code.

>> No.53816470

>>53816239
I too work at Nintendo.

>> No.53816473

>>53816337
Once again you show your ignorance. When competition appears in software, there is zero residual value. The marginal cost of production is zero, so the price naturally approachs zero. It's why their gross margins seem so high right now - they have an oligopoly amongst consumer chips. When disruptors come into a field of business, they don't just steal their competitors profits - the entire industries profits get destroyed. There is no winner left behind. Look at Uber vs Lyft vs Doordash vs NY taxi driver medallions if you don't believe me. Losses all the way down.

There's a lot of goodwill built into the IP they've produced so far, their software, their patents, their designs. This all disappears the moment an AI can produce a better chip effortlessly. All their consumer facing partners right now like gigabyte, EVA, asus, etc will immediately be able to sell their own cards. Perhaps TSMC will step in and monopolize their own machines to take all the share themselves. We've already seen amazon, google, microsoft and even apple for example start to design and produce their own chips, and that's all happening in this current environment where there are massive constraints, long lead times, production and testing all still incredibly complex and difficult.

There is no future for NVDA. This is the peak. You are buying the absolute peak of hype right now (this decade). The real growth happened last decade and you're left holding an overpriced bag. You may be able to flip the hot potato off to someone else while the US dollar continues to rapidly decay in value itself, but at some point someone will realize that a stock has to pay something back to its holders. They'll think more deeply about their nvidia shares, open the bag and realize it's just empty promises.

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So what was the point of alphabet changing their name? At least facebook -> meta indicated a cler change of direction for the company

What the fuck has alphabet done? They've kept the same indian CEO who has done nothing at all ever since chrome.

Buy more puts on google. Trash company, no leadership, just a bunch of cash.

>> No.53816479

>>53816413
You're not understanding what I'm saying. And AI simply needs to master what's being asked of it. It doesn't need ideas on how to program. It just needs to understand what the language is. It will then develop whatever is asked for depending on how well it understands what is being asked of it. So all it needs to learn is what it is learning now -- comprehension and fulfillment of requests.

>> No.53816484

>>53816477
>Alphabet
>Alphabet Agencies
It's a subtle joke.

>> No.53816485

>>53816477
Indian CEO = stagnating company
This rule never fails

>> No.53816488

>>53816473
Lol this dissertation of bear cope. You do realize you were motivated to write such a long wall of text because you're trying to convince yourself, not me.

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>meanwhile on mumbai SMG

>> No.53816503

>>53816488
They gotta stop smoking through cope and start tying that rope.

>> No.53816504

>>53816439
I want to do wholesome and cute things to this woman

>> No.53816511

>>53816485
I'm not a /pol/ type but I agree. Every indian I've met that was actually intelligent was book smart but not creative and couldn't think for themselves at all. Give them a problem to address without clear direction and they are stumped.

A CEO has to be willing to a) take risks when necessary and b) have problem solving skills for the unknown. Neither of which the google guy has ever shown capability of

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>>53816504

>> No.53816521

>>53816144
Imagine actually being a tradie and trading stocks.

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someone was looking for some kino to pass the time earlier?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHawmZbapjU

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>>53816424
No. You've been arguing that the tech drivers of AI do not have outsized growth because "durrhurr da stulls needs da code monkeys!" when the value proposition is in the force multiplier of LITERAL POST SCARCITY.

>> No.53816533

>>53816383
It funny because he also doesn't realize AI engineer is a role. You need people to program the AI that guides the pajeet codemonkey.

>> No.53816548

>>53816502
>turns out to be regular /smg/

>> No.53816553

>>53816239
I talk with market makers for crypto and exotic equities and they're all like "yeah anytime we try to use advanced algorithms or deep learning AI we immediately start losing money"

>> No.53816556

you losers dont just sit here all day watching charts crab - and then COMPLAIN about the charts right?

>whos the greater crab, the crab or the crab who follows him?

>> No.53816566

>>53816477
Google, Meta, Netflix and Amazon are all racing to see who goes bankrupt first

>> No.53816569

>>53816533
>You need people to program the AI that guides the pajeet codemonkey.
And these are pajeet codemonkeys. AI engineers are basically just SQLfags using some program that is C++ under the hood of python which is under the hood of aforementioned SQL

ML engineer jobs are way more SQL heavy than the pythonic virginlords think

>> No.53816571

>>53816556
Me, nigga. I'm one of them giant crabs they find near Japan.

>> No.53816577

>>53816525
...no...I said that AI wont ever fully replace a codefag to the level of where a CEO could produce a fully functioning application. there will always be a middleman (tech/codefag) who fully understands the stack and asks the ai for the results. This inherently is an ehancement to a person making them more productive. That also follows into any average citizen becoming more productive. Stop using caps like a frustrated austistic retard.

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I fucked up trying to swing calls and puts. I feel dumb.

>> No.53816581

>>53816488
I have no stake in NVDA. I got my 10x back in 2017-2018 and then left. Even back then, the profit was dwarfed by my profits in ethereum. In the end, NVDA has always just been a sidecar riding the crypto waves.

There's no point in discussing any further. People like you can only learn through your eventual losses.

>> No.53816582

>>53816566
I don't really think NFLX is anywhere close to the type of businesses GOOG, META, or AMZN are

>> No.53816583
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>>53816553
no offense but those people are bottom of the barrel so no wonder their algos suck compared to real firms like renaissance

>> No.53816586

>>53816553
Probably because it's not really intelligent. It simply makes guesses hoping that it doesn't fuck up bad enough for you to notice.

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Any new /smg/-related book recommendations?

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>>53816582
No, they're even dumber.

>> No.53816599

>>53816577
I find it ridiculous that you actually believe this.

>> No.53816603

>>53816582
Basing it off of FAGMAN (FAANG if you're a casual)

>> No.53816607

>>53816359
Post photos anon

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>>53816593

>> No.53816632
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>>53816583
Anon. This is an old finance forum thread from bonafide quants who dissect Renaissance's business model. And there's also an old statistician who used to work at Renaissance. You know what everyone realized and also learned through Renaissance ex-employee's own admission? That most of the models they use are simple linear regressions.

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19065226

https://nuclearphynance.com/Show%20Post.aspx?PostIDKey=4851

Pic and link related.

The most successful quant hedge funds of all time mostly use linear regressions, or some logistic regressions. Seldom do they venture outside of these models.

Lol. They think Rentech is using Neural networks out the ass.

Lol.

>> No.53816639

>>53816599
I find it ridiculous that someone who obviously has no insight into the industry has such incredulous aspiriations for a product or industry that they have zero clues about.
ive played with chatGPT. and as ive mentioned multiple times here, its good for single algorithms but once you try to build a fully functioning app from it, it self destructs.

>> No.53816641

Also how much do you guys think baggots nw actually is?
I know he's our personal contraindicator like Cramer (probably his relative) but I have a theory he is just kikely trying to bait us into dumb moves and counter trading what we do. He literally just pretends to be retarded.

>> No.53816649

>>53815573
Short, then. Or buy some SOXS on the pump. It's probably going to fade a bit tomorrow, unless the algo jews use it as an opportunity to fuck your puts again until we get another 50 bad data points in a row.

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Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

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>>53816578
good job

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>>53816632
>unsourced social media
good argument

>> No.53816675

>>53816599
Everyone with an iota of ML/AI knowledge understands that AI is way too far off from replacing devs. It will function similar to how Microsoft Word has a Grammar and Spell check for writers

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I just can't be bullish about america. My intuition's telling me that it hasn't got long left.

>> No.53816682

>>53816639
AI art is a much better illustration of why coders can be completely replaced. And AI art is much more difficult to do because it requires copying others work. You seem to think this dynamic is necessary for coding when it is not. The end product of development is a graphic interface, and a function. Both these things are already being learned. The ability to reverse engineer anything will be unsurpassed. And done in a more elegant way than the original. You are coming at it from the wrong angle, that's why you don't understand this. You think it needs to mimic source code. So you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

>> No.53816692

>>53816673
Renaissance mostly uses HMMs or simple linear regression. The models they use are not that crazy. What is crazy is their data processing and cleaning. And the scale they do it at. That is where Rentech has absurd amounts of alpha.

>> No.53816700

>>53816680
Everywhere else is still even worse. We're the cleanest dirty shirt. Simple as.

>> No.53816703

>>53816607
just search gookfu on warosu and hit +48 at the bottom. Not gonna risk it after the recent jannyacolypse.

>> No.53816743

>>53816682
>The end product of development is a graphic interface, and a function
yes, for one element. now ask it to interact between elements and have data sets behind it that all affect each other.
>You think it needs to mimic source code
no it needs to write source code retard. I'm telling you that ive asked it to write fairly simple programs that a human would be asked to write (fully functional programs, not just a single algorithm. something that builds data from data and inputs). it breaks down. thats simple facts.
>So you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.
its wild how confident anti tech people are. they truly believe that they know how things work.

>> No.53816765

>>53816692
NDAs are so strict and I'm sure they have CIA level of compartmentalization that nobody knows 100% what is going on at any time.

Any released "leaks" could even be counter-intel. I am skeptical of anyone claiming they know what rentech is doing or has done.

>> No.53816767

>>53816649
There are much better shorts out there than NVDA.

It's just fun to fuck with NVDA longs. Kind of like TSLA. Something about these high momentum names with track records of historic success attracts the biggest retards.
Deep down they know they're just chasing price performance, but somehow they delude themselves into thinking that they're actually genius fundamental investors.
They think they're gonna get operating leverage on a name that already trades at >20x sales with 60% margins. Or perhaps they're more refined than that. They'll tetll you they're thinking big picture. So they'll sit back expecting the 15% revenue growth (normalized - obviously NVDA is currently declining y/y) will carry them to victory someday, while completely ignoring the fact that there are other stocks out there today where you can get 30% free cashflow yields right now - that's actual present day earnings, compoundable simply by reinvesting your profits back into the same company.

>> No.53816771

>>53816682
> The end product of development is a graphic interface, and a function
Yeah guess what how are those things achieved:
with fucking source code. Even machine code is source code, but in Assembly.
If you think the approach to AI we use right now will be able to generate something like that then you're clueless.

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There's a cute barista at the coffee shop I go to, and lately her butt has been getting bigger, in a good way. Should I show her my stock portfolio and tell her I love her?

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Im gonna COOM so hard at open. Nvda and tesla made me so much money and im will buy tesla again with a huge leverage at premarket and you cant stop me BOBO . SOXL sisters , BOIL sisters WAGMI

>> No.53816782

>>53816680
The market computer is the last bullish thing in America. And thats why it will pump.

>> No.53816785

>>53816765
Watch. the. Interview. In. The. Link. I. Posted. The. NDA's. Are. Not. That. Strict. Because. Their. Models. Are. Not. Super. Complex.

Not. Everything. Is. Some. Super. Proprietary. Secret. In. Quant. Hedge. Funds.

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Bobo got hooked and fell for the bear trap at which point you gonna stop being a loser ?

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>>53816772
yes she's never seen half her paycheck in a brokerage before

>> No.53816802

>>53816772
hell no, she's got a job dropping info for GS and MS.
if you expose your portfolio before you're fiscally obligated to each other, she's gonna make off with it on the overnight boards.
don't ever be free meat, make that woman give you children.

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>>53816703
Oh I see these posted here all the time, didn't realize it was her, kinda nice tits ngl
Probably has a plastic face like all gooks tho
Also fuck the jannies, they permabanned me so now I will continually repost the Biden vocaroo, hopefully at least one of them will rope
https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesv

>> No.53816816

>>53816680
The US' biggest problem with long term stability is its ruling class not being humble enough to move on from the 20th century, especially the cold war hawkish mentality. If they can get over that America genuinely has another century of prosperity left before demographic collapse.

>> No.53816821

>>53816771
>Yeah guess what how are those things achieved:
>with fucking source code.
I'm unclear why you think an AI needs to copy source code from elsewhere instead of just creating its own based on what is asked of it. Your entire argument is based in this, but it's completely unfounded. All it needs to comprehend is what is being asked of it, in every detail. And that is what it is learning right now: comprehension of how human input works, down to the most detailed level possible. It's what it is perfecting. As far as the actual coding part, that's easy. It just needs to know the language. There is no reason it needs to copy other source codes.

>> No.53816836

>>53816821
I wonder if people had this same conversation 70 years ago or however long when programmers moved from punchcards to assembly, or assembly to FORTRAN or C to python or whatever. Or how about when computer RAM capacity has gone up 1000,000,000X same with processor speed, that surely has lowered the bar for how good Devs need to be. Technology improving, making dev lives easier has only led to more jobs in tech not less.

>> No.53816839

>>53816771
>>53816821
Also, I don't think you understand how AI artworks. You ask it to create something and then you tweak it from there. You tweak it detail after detail. That's how the coding would work. You wouldn't just tell it a line of something and then it will just create an elegant program. The person envisioning the creation simply has to detail it the same way you do with art. It doesn't need to mimic other source codes. It doesn't need to get ideas from it. It already understands how to create better than anybody ever has.

>> No.53816847

>>53816836
didn't help the people whose job was feeding cards, producing the punch cards, or IBM.

>> No.53816848

>>53816836
Yeah well, one day the telephone operator did become obsolete.

>> No.53816873

I just need one good spike up to sell bad positions, and I have a lot of those

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Buy AMD and NVDA don't miss out

>> No.53816877

>>53816836
Also, coding AI will still need a person to direct it. I suppose you could call that person the coder. But it will just be somebody with the imagination and ability to manipulate details from the AI. The same way you can create AI art. Is that person an artist? Sure if you want to call him that. But it's not the same way it was before. An you need a whole lot less manpower to churn out a lot of art.

>> No.53816878

>>53816816
Too much rent-seeking behaviour in the U.S.

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>>53816873
just get an exit bag

>> No.53816900

>>53816772
Tell her she got a pixar mom ass
she'll know exactly what you mean

>> No.53816912

>>53816877
i look at AI the same way i look at a calculator, in the near-term at least. it's a tool that can do a lot of the heavy lifting for you. the real question is what the limits of that potential of "doing the heavy lifting for you" is.

the main problem is "how do we use this to make life better for humans?" and avoiding the pitfall of "hey, this thing is smarter than us, we should just die and let it replace us, yeah?"

>> No.53816920

>>53816805
gold
>>53816821
you're a fucking construction faggot arent you? thats the only way I would excuse your incoherent posts.So you clearly have no idea what you're talking about
>>53816847
>OH MY GOD WONT SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE BOOMERS?
>>53816877
yes faggot we've already discussed this

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What the fuck? Y'all seeing this shit on the Cleveland Fed nowcast? PCE not budging.

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cant wait til Meta buys 4chan and we can shitpost on a recreation of the trading floor

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daily itt
which one is you?

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>> No.53816944

>>53816920
>specific point around more jobs in tech
>faggot can't into narrative has to yell boomer
I'm thinking the boomer here is the nigger who is flaming over a legit counter point, because he can't into meta.

>> No.53816953

I got a forced promotion today....feels fucking awful bros. Already planning on quitting in 3 months just to have the title on my resume for a little longer.

>> No.53816960

>>53816785
ren doesn't have working models, it's just a blackbox to obscure insider trading

>> No.53816977

>>53816920
>I have no argument so I'm just going to attack you
Everytime. I accept your concession.

>> No.53816992

>>53816920
Imagine saying you can't talk about aI art unless you understand paintbrush techniques
Lol dumb boomer

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>Buy farmer's almanac because le JPM meme about billionaires using astrology and want to see what the summer holds for crops and natty gas
>Find an ad for some schizophrenic cult
I'm not being antisemitic, it literally uses YHWH and tetragrammation. Look at this bullshit
They literally refer to the US as the "negative Birthright Empire"

>> No.53817013

>>53816939
I'm unironically the glowie if you guys knew what i did for a living

>> No.53817020

>>53816944
>didn't help the people whose job was feeding cards, producing the punch cards, or IBM.
>specific point around more jobs in tech

faggot
>>53816977
>have no argument
I dont need an argument when your premise is bullshit. look jaunito, I get that you dont want to lay bricks anymore but AI isnt going to help you here.
>>53816992
I work in tech and automation specifically. so you can strawman all you like, you have absolutely no clue what you are talking

>> No.53817027

>>53817013
W-what is it you do

Btw every post I've ever made was a joke haha lol

>> No.53817035

>>53817020
>I work in
You don't work with ai, You think an AI needs to copy source code. Talking about. And you are asking people to understand paint brush techniques to discuss AI art. The very fact that you don't understand this illustrates how easily you will be replaced.

>> No.53817037

>>53816839
> It already understands how to create better than anybody ever has.
kek. Once again you're dismissing the most complex part as something solved. Keep dreaming tho.

Of course you're focusing on UI too because this one is easy to adjust. You don't realise how much code is needed to implement features, data sources, all of the integrations. Something that user cannot see and has no way of knowing if it meets his criteria considering how many edge cases there can be. It's funny to see how non-technical person understands software development though.

>>53816836
All of the approaches / languages you mentioned worked for programming and were improvements over precedesors. You can still write applications with any of them to this day. Generative AI on the other hand is a downgrade. You seem to be falling for a fallacy that every new hype thing is an improvement.

>> No.53817048

I wouldn't go to wall street tomorrow since they're doing penis inspection day.

>> No.53817053

>>53817027
No I'm not a glowie in the sense that I work in regulatory. I'm just a glowie in that i work in (((buy-side finance)))

>> No.53817058

URANIUM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNKWH7YECBI

Is this bullish or ??

>> No.53817061

>>53817035
>You think an AI needs to copy source code
I literally explained that I have asked chatgpt to write a fully functioning application on its own and it fails to do that even at basic levels. you just sound like an angry retard who doesnt understand any of the tech and tbut hopes it replaces anyone doing better than you. what a simplistic faggot.

>> No.53817074

>>53817058
Bad news and FUD is bullish. People see the N word and get spooked and sell out of fear

>> No.53817075

>>53817061
You're literally arguing with a truck driver / Kohl's cashier on 4chan, stop bothering.

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SIGA GAY SEX BROS

>> No.53817088

>>53817075
yeah you're right, I forgot how many retards visit this board sometimes. good reality check.

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>>53817061
>ummm this general purpose chat bot released for free to the public can't code things perfectly so AI will never code without source

>> No.53817096

>>53816294
No options on LUNR ya dingus but I agree the ride's over for now

>> No.53817098

>>53817020
>tech worker thinks he won't be replaced by tech.
Classic.

10 years is a long time.

>> No.53817113

I handed /smg/ CRWD on a silver platter

>> No.53817117

>>53817098
I didnt say that, I said the job will just change you fucking illiterate retard.
>>53817094
>apple is going to release all of their source code to microsofts AI platform
>retard.jpg

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>futures
Feelin cool

>> No.53817119

>>53817113
Everyone knows who Crowdstrike are retard

>> No.53817121

>>53817089
Dead meme

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>>53817088
Remember that /smg/ is full of dunning-kruger dipshits who work as electricians but try to opine on the nuances of machine learning.

The job will simply look different. Anyone thinking it is conducive to demand destruction should look at picrel.

>> No.53817140

>>53817061
>I literally explained that I have asked chatgpt to write a fully functioning application on its own and it fails to do that even at basic levels
Chatgpt isn't set up for that, retard. This is something coming in the future. Very near future. It's not ready to roll out tomorrow. Not to mention the fact a company is not going to publicly release an AI capable of writing elegant code. You understand that would be the stupidest business decision in the history of business right?

The very fact that you tried to get it to write code illustrates you don't know what you're talking about.

>> No.53817160

>futures

what's the massive pump for?

>> No.53817172

>>53817140
>the fact that you tried to get it to do what I am literally saying it will replace you to do shows you dont know what you are talking about
alright floyd, its about time you get back to your sisterwife and have more abominations.

>> No.53817179

>>53817160
NVDA blew away expectations with their earnings after hours. AI boom is upon us.

>> No.53817180

>>53817160
We have ended racism

>> No.53817187

>>53817172
>I have no argument so I'm just going to insult you more
Again, I accept your concession.

>> No.53817188

>>53817160
Guess you missed the NVDA earnings release. semis recession was confirmed and that's bullish as fuck because we all know what comes next.

>> No.53817198

>>53817179
blew away is generous, it was a slight beat

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Kill all niggers, jews, jannies.

Hi niggers!

>> No.53817212

>>53817198
Since it missed by 17% last time, "blew away" is appropriate.

>> No.53817213

>>53817187
theres...no argument here. its like arguing with a deaf person about classical music. you have zero clue.

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what do you guys think about ABT?
>cha'mon
>hee hee

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>>53816144
AI will never overtake human Engineers, simply because it will forever have a much lesser tolerance for the suspension of disbelief real life requires to function.

>> No.53817225

NVDA is literally back where it was 2 weeks ago lol, chill out fags

>> No.53817226

>>53817213
>These rubes and their horseless carriage nonsense. They don't even know how to properly groom a horse.

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>>53817188
>what comes next

What will come?

>> No.53817253

>>53817226
kek, the audacity to make such comparison. AI is nowhere near even driving 1 meter when it comes to software development. It's as if you shown car prototype that blows up and kills person inside and wondered why people prefer horses.

>> No.53817258

>>53817221
AI will likely always need a director, but you can cut down your manpower by like 99%. Not to mention a completely centralized direction. Efficiency becomes perfected on multiple levels in business.

>> No.53817261

>>53817212
I don't think it is, and I won't agree.

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>>53817226
If only we had listened.

>> No.53817271

>>53817253
The audacity! The nerve!
Ok, telephone board operator.

>> No.53817272

Idk why people think AI will be ineffective because it runs on open source code (for now)
Most of the building blocks for closed source products are built off open source items.
If you need a feature from like photoshop or something you could just cooperatively reverse-engineer it with the AI.
It’s an enormous force multiplier.

That being said NVDA is still shit lmao.

>> No.53817277

>>53817261
>I don't think it is, and I won't agree
Well I think this calls for a dual, sir, as you have offended my sensibilities. En guard!

>> No.53817280

>>53817251
>What will come?
We all know the answer, don't we?
We can't all just be talking out our asses.

>> No.53817281

>>53817258
>31 posts
you should probably just stfu. because youre probably retarded

>> No.53817284

>>53817271
You seem to be confused. People in IT love tools and love upgrades. Nobody is using AI to write code in day-to-day work because it slows you down. You promise things that are not possible with current approach to AI. The funniest thing is you're too clueless about tech to realise that.

>> No.53817292

Since this thread is almost over, nobody will notice this post is about oil
BUFFET BUY MY OXY BAGS AAAAAAA

>> No.53817295

>>53817277
*unsheathes katana*
You will pay for this gaijin...

>> No.53817306

>>53817284
The problem is you don't have the imagination to process what is being explained to you. Your brain's limited to thinking of AI as a tool to essentially spell check code. That's all you can imagine. You might be slightly autistic, that's fine. You're just not able to process this conversation.

>> No.53817326

>>53817306
No you don't understand what's needed for an application to work. And simply dismiss it as "it just does". Once again, you're clueless about things you are talking about.

>> No.53817332

>>53817328
>>53817328
>>53817328

>> No.53817341

>>53817326
And that's the problem. You think that an AI can't know what's needed for an application to work. And you conclude this because you think of AI as simply a spell checker. That's why you're unable to have this conversation.

>> No.53817361

>>53817277
>>53817295
And here we have two anons re-enact the bank of Japan versus the Yen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dx6erm_ctU

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>>53817341
It needs to generate proper code. I don't understand why is it hard for you to understand. CPU does nothing more than iuinterpret instructions - instructions that are structured in an exact way that must pass "spell check". It doesn't matter if AI generates machine code (Assembly) or Python code.
Jesus you must be 70 IQ at most

>> No.53817378

>>53817217
How much do they rely on diabeetus monitoring? Because that's apparently what AAPL is moving in on them with.

>> No.53817398

>>53817368
>I've never used stable diffusion
Want to know how I know this?

>> No.53817431

>>53817398
changing goalposts I see. You probably have no idea how computers work and you're trying to convince someone who works in IT for 15 years that source code is optional. I don't know if you realise how stupid you sound to me.

>> No.53818143

All in long roblox screenshot this