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/SMG/ Stock Market General Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:51:44 2023 No.53811599 [Reply] [Original]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

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>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:53:28 2023 No.53811629 File: 60 KB, 610x599, 1544472475778.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] bros we're back!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:53:31 2023 No.53811630 File: 1.96 MB, 395x408, 1597864112398.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Cat OP. Auspicious. >Cat = me >Ball = attempting to buy lows

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:53:34 2023 No.53811631 File: 1.80 MB, 335x237, 1427938387082.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] first for cats

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:53:45 2023 No.53811635 File: 158 KB, 600x485, 77646A2D-045F-4181-B9CB-91CE5DFC032E.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I feel like we’re gonna keep bleeding for a while. Gonna stay in cash for a bit.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:54:06 2023 No.53811640 File: 73 KB, 741x568, 1612379665060.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Did they halt LUNR so God's chosen people could get out first before it craters?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:54:17 2023 No.53811643 everyone seems to forget SPY was at 380 just a couple months ago

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:54:17 2023 No.53811642 File: 218 KB, 800x383, 1664293672410244.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811599

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:54:37 2023 No.53811649 >>53811640 >LUNR >Craters I'll fucking kill you, Carlos.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:54:51 2023 No.53811651 File: 122 KB, 640x800, FmqI3-YXEAAS8vT.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 1st for #LUNR

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:55:00 2023 No.53811654 File: 76 KB, 1080x1080, 1676469391502741.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] so when is the market going to act normal again?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:55:01 2023 No.53811656 >>53811640 yes, i called it too >>53811459 it's volatile as fuck so maybe it has some juice, but i think it's done

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:55:24 2023 No.53811658 File: 635 KB, 221x229, 1549419552610.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] is standard deduction on tax returns a scam?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:55:37 2023 No.53811665 File: 41 KB, 600x697, 480ef3b7fe1eb0e2b74eb8fc4a729c64.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like the spy wants to break out... FOMC minutes is going to be dovish... Bears shorting from yesterday gonna get trapped.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:55:45 2023 No.53811667 File: 2.04 MB, 640x800, femalebrokerdance.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811654 As soon as you tip your female broker the correct amount, chud

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:56:07 2023 No.53811673 File: 7 KB, 190x190, 1677043378699401.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811654 What's normal?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:56:15 2023 No.53811676 >>53811658 Yes, you should be writing off as much as you can get away with

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:56:19 2023 No.53811678 File: 41 KB, 960x960, 1638998356978.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811654 Just ride the tiger.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:56:41 2023 No.53811681 File: 1.25 MB, 288x360, cat suplex.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811640 they halted it because you touch yourself

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:57:10 2023 No.53811686 File: 306 KB, 512x512, 1676558702318291.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811667 what amount do I have to tip her?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:57:15 2023 No.53811688 File: 1.81 MB, 950x450, 1677077623816588.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hey bearshitters

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:57:37 2023 No.53811695 >>53811686 Give her just the tip

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:57:46 2023 No.53811697 >>53811686 quit playing dumb with me you know the correct amount

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:58:04 2023 No.53811704 File: 2.99 MB, 420x750, 1665082589168918.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Has investing ever made you as euphoric as webm related?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:58:12 2023 No.53811707 File: 1.32 MB, 903x608, imda.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811651 Bullpups are just plane ugly

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:58:36 2023 No.53811721 >>53811673 Cute. What’s she doing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:58:56 2023 No.53811725 File: 113 KB, 1920x1080, Dr Now.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Haha, eat shit, DXCM faggots.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:59:00 2023 No.53811726 File: 16 KB, 474x291, gross.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811704

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 17:59:25 2023 No.53811730 and wallah just like that SOXL will never trade below 14 ever again

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:00:16 2023 No.53811737 File: 1.05 MB, 1314x1288, E1E2160B-54FB-45D1-BD77-0997A446D7CE.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811665 Nope get fucked when they mention if inflation doesn’t cool more severe measure required... ala hot Jan CPI

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:00:37 2023 No.53811744 File: 49 KB, 1000x748, sa01_sd__dsc0125.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811707 Gonna buy something nice with my #LUNRW

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:00:59 2023 No.53811748 File: 1.39 MB, 576x720, 1677076473105443[1].webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] TSL-ACK

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:01:05 2023 No.53811750 File: 39 KB, 618x410, 23419878.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] *tap tap tap 100 basis points no questions.

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:01:26 2023 No.53811755

>>53811678
When you see pictures captioned with the "slow heavy metal music playing", what song do you imagine?
For me, it's the heavy drop about midway through Spaceship Landing by Kyuss.
I am 25% cash, 70% equities (mix of growth and conservative), and 5% PMs.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:01:39 2023 No.53811760 File: 2.01 MB, 2500x2500, 1640308960608.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811744 Why not a sweet moon buggy?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:01:58 2023 No.53811767 File: 164 KB, 487x410, 1541484654019.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811704 This is 4chan. We don't enjoy things and we don't like to see other people enjoy things.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:02:26 2023 No.53811773 Just bought some 1dte 390p for $12 each Now it's gonna pump It's okay

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:02:34 2023 No.53811775 >>53811767 uh, this is 4channel sweaty.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:02:55 2023 No.53811782 >>53811688 i-is this lowtiergod? reminds me of the good old sf days

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:02:56 2023 No.53811785

>>53811665
It would be stupid to be dovish. Inflation isn't cooling. The market is still pumping. Soft commodities soaring again. Metals still higher. Consumers will be fucked soon. Cost of living higher, soon higher natgas prices for heating homes, higher electricity prices.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:02 2023 No.53811787 File: 79 KB, 574x574, 1670248824122314.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811750 threads are moving awfully slow, I dont feel so good.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:02 2023 No.53811786 Ok fine, here's another play: NGE is gonna pump next week after the Nigerian elections.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:06 2023 No.53811788 File: 9 KB, 200x200, 1670537421084765.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811767 I... I have no more questions. Case dismissed

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:09 2023 No.53811790 If it all doesn´t go belly up isn´t high rates good for banks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:18 2023 No.53811795 >>53811755 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2EJ1AqPIPg

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:42 2023 No.53811798 >>53811748 rude

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:03:47 2023 No.53811799 File: 13 KB, 208x242, asea.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811737 I am shorting. So If I can make more gains by being wrong. It's a Win Win.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:04:43 2023 No.53811819 >>53811755 >Kyuss Nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZ94TcRqdq8

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:04:45 2023 No.53811820 >>53811786 Based on?...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:04:47 2023 No.53811821 File: 323 KB, 1920x1080, powellwut.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811787

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:04:50 2023 No.53811823 >>53811790 higher rates means less people take out loans, though. is that bad?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:06:01 2023 No.53811841 File: 846 KB, 2048x1536, 1660136721067842.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811750 Joke is on you, market already priced in 500 bps yesterday. 100 rise would send SOXL flying.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:06:12 2023 No.53811843 >>53811823 Feels like everyone is perpetually in debt. New loan market is just zoomers. Who cares about them if all the indebted goys cough up?

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:06:23 2023 No.53811846

>>53811790
"Rising interest rates are good for banks!" is a meme that only started because *usually* the Fed hikes interest rates to prevent a solid economy from overheating into inflation. Banks make money off interest rate spreads and that whole "solid economy" part.

If rates are rising just because inflation is fucked, everybody in the economy has to play catchup, banks included.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:06:25 2023 No.53811847 >>53811704 Lot of people pick on this guy but I wish I were at least as 10% as happy as he is

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:06:50 2023 No.53811852 >>53811686 >Anon for the last time SOXL is not viable as a long term hold >Damnit anon do you even understand the semiconductor industry or 3x Leveraged ETFs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:07:03 2023 No.53811855 >>53811843 Delinquency rates and more than likely default rates are on the rise too, though

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:07:59 2023 No.53811863 File: 553 KB, 766x710, 1642769089770.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811785 >soon higher natgas prices

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:08:06 2023 No.53811864 WTF is the ceiling for LUNR? why wasnt I told about this? you are all faggots except for baggie. Baggie is worse than a faggot, he's a kike. Bullish for ADXN.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:08:13 2023 No.53811866 File: 1.31 MB, 1024x1024, AI Powell with a bear, burning shit down.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811750 >By the way, the next meeting is in a week. See you then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:08:17 2023 No.53811867 SPX 3900 EOD

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:08:22 2023 No.53811868 >>53811676 >>53811658 Don't forget that the only shit that matters for tax write-offs is property taxes, medical, mortgage, and donations. Thanks to Trump employee expenses doesn't help for shit anymore. Maybe on states but that's it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:08:31 2023 No.53811869 >>53811847 Same. Being depressed 24/7 sucks.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:08:45 2023 No.53811873 File: 132 KB, 235x393, upushet.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53810148 good thinking me

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:09:01 2023 No.53811878 >>53811855 >Delinquency >default I remember seeing a movie where they used this words a lot

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:09:14 2023 No.53811882 >>53811864 There were a couple posts about LUNR when it jumped to 30. However there was little followthrough because all the SPAC gamblers roped last year.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:09:22 2023 No.53811886 >>53811863 I mean the prices consumers pay. Until now we don't pay more. But from April on contract is changing for me at least. Might have changed for others already. From 6kwh to 24kwh. But the state limits the costs at 12kwh. (Gaspreisbremse)

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:09:37 2023 No.53811890 >>53811866 why does this bear only have 2 legs?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:09:58 2023 No.53811894 File: 50 KB, 400x400, xp3emC41_400x400.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811878 The Large Default Swap?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:10:16 2023 No.53811897 >>53811890 T-Rex bear

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:10:23 2023 No.53811902 >>53811873 Yhivi?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:10:23 2023 No.53811900 >>53811890 because he lost his right to bear arms.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:10:29 2023 No.53811903 >>53811868 True, I have a small business with a home office so that helps out. >>53811864 You should know by now /smg/ never shills anything until it's already mooned

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:10:44 2023 No.53811906
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Yeeeeeeeeeep I'm thinking 2022 was just the right amount of selling and correcting needed for stocks and now the bull run can be back on. Yep I'm thinking easy money and smooooooooth sailing will be in store for us again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:10:54 2023 No.53811908 File: 63 KB, 1024x1024, 1674690207686.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811900

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:11:09 2023 No.53811911 File: 107 KB, 1000x1000, 1510859165349.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811900 Im ashamed to say I chuckled.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:11:22 2023 No.53811917 Hi /smg/ I'm an unemployed alcoholic. Currently shaking like a leaf.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:11:23 2023 No.53811919 >>53811782 it sure is

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:11:55 2023 No.53811922 File: 2.07 MB, 640x360, 1588138039033.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >price action

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:01 2023 No.53811924 Banana

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:09 2023 No.53811926 >>53811917 are you Canadian?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:20 2023 No.53811930 >>53811886 yeah electricity jumped on me in January, but fortunately i was able to change the energy supplier (can't change the delivery co) and got back down to 11cents per kWh which is what i'm used to

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:22 2023 No.53811931 I might buy SRS but I'm staying away from DRV

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:32 2023 No.53811935 >>53811926 American

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:35 2023 No.53811937 File: 150 KB, 828x1152, NGE.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811820 Fake currency shortage.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:44 2023 No.53811938 >>53811730 Bro it’s going to 10

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:12:58 2023 No.53811939 Gigastorm putting a floor under boil?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:13:09 2023 No.53811942 >>53811922 is that a donkey? It's cute

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:13:41 2023 No.53811951 File: 281 KB, 800x611, 1675869704030067.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I havent had sex in 4 years...

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:13:47 2023 No.53811954 File: 1.95 MB, 651x758, 1652805178296.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811819 >cpa forms stacked in the corner >waiting for fucking td to release my 1099 so I can get ass fucked I fucking hate taxes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:13:51 2023 No.53811957 >>53811935 just quit drinking bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:13:58 2023 No.53811961 File: 34 KB, 1037x361, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] she really do be beautiful dont it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:13:58 2023 No.53811960 >>53811937 >Nigerians get Nigerian scammed Meta af.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:11 2023 No.53811964 >>53811721 She's part of a team doing open-outcry trading at the London Metal Exchange.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:13 2023 No.53811965 >>53811937 based nigerian gov trying to pull its citizens into the 21st century

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:16 2023 No.53811966 >>53811629 WE DID IT REDDIT. DIAMOND WEINERS!!!!111

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:37 2023 No.53811972 >>53811957 Hopefully I never drink again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:47 2023 No.53811976 >>53811961 is that natgas

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:54 2023 No.53811977 panicked for a bit, thought i was out of coffee. but then i remembered my stash of coffee pouches i take from hotels. always. be. stealing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:14:59 2023 No.53811979 File: 106 KB, 419x522, 1661294762280999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811954 I did mine last weekend. Here's hoping I don't get audited!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:15:19 2023 No.53811986 >>53811976 niggative

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:15:45 2023 No.53811990 >>53811977 it was already included in your booking cost goy

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:16:33 2023 No.53811999 File: 156 KB, 600x513, 29.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811977 i've been out of coffee for 3 days and i'm barely functional

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:16:39 2023 No.53812003 where can i watch the fed minutes?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:17:03 2023 No.53812009 >>53811999 why don't you just go buy more?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:17:12 2023 No.53812016 File: 31 KB, 280x280, 1667128492768158.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811977 This anon is profitable.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:17:18 2023 No.53812019 >>53811990 you misunderstood me, i just go into hotels around 11.30-12 and take stuff from the carts

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:17:50 2023 No.53812031 >>53812009 it's probably a good thing i don't have any just to reduce that reliance on it, remove the tolerance a bit and enjoy it more again in a week's time

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:18:15 2023 No.53812041 >>53811999 Look at arabica and robusta futures, kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:18:15 2023 No.53812042 >>53812019 "the carts"? Like from the housekeeping ladies that are restocking rooms?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:18:27 2023 No.53812048 >>53812031 Anon, coffee isn't crack cocaine.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:19:13 2023 No.53812054 coffee is literally free niggas just walk into a starbucks and take a mobile order off the shelf and just walk away lmao

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:19:17 2023 No.53812056 File: 47 KB, 1447x547, Large vs Small.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811654 >so when is the market going to act normal again? when the rate hikes end hope you're holding small cap or ltt anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:19:37 2023 No.53812064 >>53812042 yes i look like a business traveler so i just smile at the ladies and make like a 'whew, need coffee!' face and ask if i can take a few extra

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:19:45 2023 No.53812067 File: 522 KB, 512x960, 8864EA87-9875-46FF-A190-C428EF745185.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812019 I fucking kneel

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:20:00 2023 No.53812071 >>53812003 https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/files/fomcminutes20230201.pdf But don't go spreading this link around until it's officially released, ok?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:20:00 2023 No.53812070 >>53812048 i make all my money from home so i have a bit of a dependence on drinking too much coffee just out of boredom and habit while doing things; every so often i take small breaks from it when i feel i'm probably having too much

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:20:00 2023 No.53812072 >>53811755 funeralopolis

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:20:17 2023 No.53812080 >>53811951 Meh soon it will be 40 years. Who cares.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:20:28 2023 No.53812084 >>53812071 when is it??

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:20:56 2023 No.53812093 File: 395 KB, 1646x1414, 8E475EFD-2E9C-429A-94F9-B6E5648D2FDF.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >WHERES THE ANON I WARNED ABOUT NOT BUYING PUTS ON WING YESTERDAY?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:21:12 2023 No.53812099 File: 66 KB, 736x687, Finviz futures.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812041 They're almost up there with orange juice.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:21:33 2023 No.53812105 File: 21 KB, 249x245, 1676591085283185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812056 Im holding cash

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:21:37 2023 No.53812106 >>53811651 How can you afford to feed that thing?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:22:14 2023 No.53812117 >>53812099 man that natgas gigadump into gigapump. That's how fortunes are made.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:22:19 2023 No.53812120 >>53812084 38 minutes from now. https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:22:31 2023 No.53812124 >>53811922 He'll never be that comfy again.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:22:33 2023 No.53812125 >>53812071 ok fren

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:23:06 2023 No.53812134 INTChuds you will pay for what you have done to me

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:25:00 2023 No.53812163 >>53812134 apple cucked intel so hard

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:25:38 2023 No.53812171 >>53812163 they deserve it. Intel was too shit for too long

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:25:41 2023 No.53812173 File: 21 KB, 600x315, o-Vp1rsb6UUwG2xcr2rbglxtmYEIdo5gLxWuHwAGDho.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:25:45 2023 No.53812176 File: 1.32 MB, 854x1070, Screen Shot 2023-02-22 at 11.25.35 AM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >The government is now going after religious organizations

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:25:55 2023 No.53812177 Guys can you please provide me with some online media that will occupy my attention for the next 2 hours

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:26:48 2023 No.53812188 >>53812177 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ix5G7zJH2BY

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:27:05 2023 No.53812191 >>53812177 >>>/biz/

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:27:13 2023 No.53812195 >>53812177 SneedTV on cytube

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:27:38 2023 No.53812200 File: 2.48 MB, 1280x720, bitcoin.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812177 https://youtu.be/sLLQFLXz6VE

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:27:50 2023 No.53812207 >>53812176 Dumbass Romney types deserve what they get. Good and hard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:28:45 2023 No.53812222 >>53812200 background of the video?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:28:59 2023 No.53812226 File: 948 KB, 480x320, It's all so tiresome - Tape Measure.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812177 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LSuZGlqL34

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:29:29 2023 No.53812231 File: 222 KB, 617x701, 1676581679601930.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812177 You can read "Lombard Street: A Description of the Money Market" (1873) by Walter Bagehot on gutenberg.org.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:29:35 2023 No.53812234 >>53812200 >the watermelon didn't work

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:30:43 2023 No.53812247 >>53812222 niggers niggin

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:30:49 2023 No.53812249 so, we get another pump with 25 bepis and then ultra dump when powell opens his yapper right afterwards? just like every other FOMC in recent memory

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:31:11 2023 No.53812257 File: 293 KB, 600x362, ringseethe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812195 Way to spill the beans, anon

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:31:59 2023 No.53812274 >>53812231 >gutenberg.org Based

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:32:05 2023 No.53812276 >>53812064 sounds like a lot more trouble than its worth. a bag of coffee is like 10 bucks. I could see if you already were goign to hotels on travel or something but if you do that as part of your normal day to day life I would say stop being a jew

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:32:28 2023 No.53812284 when will the rates go down i want to buy a fucking house

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:32:32 2023 No.53812287 Quick! Come up with 5 alternate terms for a Chinese person!

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:32:33 2023 No.53812288
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Hey guys I wanted to let you know that UNG is a fucking insane buy right now.

Basically anything under $10 will reward you handsomely with this commodity.

Buy low, sell high.

We will see UNG hit 14 at the very least by 2024. That is a 50% gain in one year.

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:32:57 2023 No.53812293
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>>53812249
These are FOMC minutes, not a meeting: https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

i.e. no change to bepis or soothing press conference music

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:33:00 2023 No.53812294 >>53811665 even if it was dovish would money go flowing back in? i keep thinking good news is bad $ news

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:33:04 2023 No.53812296 >>53812222 they were rushing to buy cumrocket tokens

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:33:36 2023 No.53812306 >>53812257 We like to have a bit of fun round here

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:33:58 2023 No.53812307 >>53812284 In the current economic climate, when rates go down, you won't have a nickel to spare for a luxury like housing.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:34:03 2023 No.53812309 >>53812293 thanks, i dont even pay attention to this clownshow anymore but "stock market crash" on tweeter made me check it out good luck, gamblers

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:34:09 2023 No.53812313 >>53812288 >Buying an LP Brave man

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:34:19 2023 No.53812315
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>>53812177
Check out the Why Files. The guy does a decent job on his research.

He butchered the Adam and Eve story though. That one is actually scarier and more real than he let on.... by a lot.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:34:30 2023 No.53812320 >>53812288 enjoy your contango

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:35:11 2023 No.53812326 >>53812284 >he hasnt bought a house yet anon, you are definitely ngmi

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:35:18 2023 No.53812331
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>told /smg/ to buy puts last week and sell everything
>told ,/smg/ to take profits yesterday
>portfolio 100% cash and BOIL

You never listen. You always call me a nigger. I have a finger on the prostate of the market

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:35:20 2023 No.53812332 File: 127 KB, 1080x1080, 1673984972132697.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812313 What's an LP?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:35:56 2023 No.53812346 Christ, oil's going to hit a 73 handle.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:36:18 2023 No.53812347 >>53812226 Thanks. I've been meaning to watch this. Perfect distraction for this crab day.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:36:30 2023 No.53812349 File: 81 KB, 612x612, 017_baby_armor.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53811900 lol'd

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:36:32 2023 No.53812350 File: 342 KB, 454x583, stavros.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812332 liquid poo

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:36:35 2023 No.53812352 >>53812315 >>53812332 wait are these AI women?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:36:57 2023 No.53812358 >>53812332 Anonchama... Your taxes.... https://www.investopedia.com/terms/l/limitedpartnership.asp

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:37:03 2023 No.53812360 File: 1.56 MB, 480x848, 1677006417611252.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812288 >>53812320 CONTANGO TONGUE MY ANUS

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:37:18 2023 No.53812362 File: 85 KB, 957x1024, It's all so tiresome - black guys driving trucks.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812347 It's one of the all time greatest documentaries, no doubt.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:37:53 2023 No.53812375 File: 178 KB, 300x300, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812332

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:37:55 2023 No.53812376 >>53812288 Anon, this is BOIL country

Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:38:06 2023 No.53812377
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>>53812320
Why would natgas see contango?

Is there any other way to invest in natgas as a commodity than UNG?

And I don't mean natgas companies. I want to speculate on the price of natgas itself.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:38:24 2023 No.53812383 File: 54 KB, 196x196, nofatties.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812375

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:38:32 2023 No.53812386 >>53811999 i'm at work where i get free coffeee

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:38:51 2023 No.53812391 >>53812362 pure afrikino https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sne52wmw4pc

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:38:58 2023 No.53812395 >>53812377 1>>3 >>2

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:39:09 2023 No.53812400 >>53812377 >Why would natgas see contango? Anon...it is in contango. https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:39:42 2023 No.53812411 File: 107 KB, 754x1024, 1672200453422912m.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812352 No and we are talking about whats wrong with investing in UNG. Or trying to find another Natgas commodity ticker

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:40:05 2023 No.53812417 >>53812332 >the dog >it's over

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:40:30 2023 No.53812425 >>53812383 what, you werent a wigger in the 90s?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:40:45 2023 No.53812430 Ummm excuse me why is TSLA above 200

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:40:47 2023 No.53812433 File: 280 KB, 1440x1800, 1670647157792483.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812376 I got scared off boil due to its leverage and the fact it can literally go to 0. What's so brave about UNG?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:40:58 2023 No.53812435 >>53812417 >noticing the dog >big gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:41:17 2023 No.53812439 boy am i glad i didn't go short on fvrr after upwk's shitshow tempted to just goes to show it's not all about macroeconomic environments, sometimes it's about just being a wank business

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:41:52 2023 No.53812447 >>53812377 it would see contango because other market participants like yourself think the price will go up (also the place my nose is going up their ass cheeks) by the time the contract expires

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:42:27 2023 No.53812455 File: 38 KB, 240x320, IMG_1208 Small.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] LUNR is about to take a dump

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:42:47 2023 No.53812461 >>53812455 it already did

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:43:42 2023 No.53812476 UMMMM EXCUSE ME WHY IS TSLA ABOVE 200 AGAIN

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:44:01 2023 No.53812479 >>53812435 >noticing my comment regarding the dog >ultra gay

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:44:26 2023 No.53812481 Why the fuck is there a BBBY general? Is every baggie group making a general now?

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:44:38 2023 No.53812486
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Should I buy some Etsy stocks before markets close?

>Etsy currently has an Earnings ESP of +7.61%, which suggests that analysts have recently become bullish on the company's earnings prospects. This positive Earnings ESP when combined with the stock's Zacks Rank #3 (Hold) indicates that another beat is possibly around the corner. We expect the company's next earnings report to be released on February 22, 2023.

For some reason I feel like it's about to go red despite what's in the article.

Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:44:45 2023 No.53812488
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>>53812400
Don't the futes expire friday?

Tbh if UNG goes down any more its just a better buying opportunity anyway.

It seems like youre saying UNG *could* continue to go down. But if it does, that's a truly fantastic buying opportunity, right?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:44:49 2023 No.53812489 File: 216 KB, 835x518, Bond Convexity and Capital Appreciation.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that 99% of investors are ignorant of the impact bond convexity has on capital appreciate of securities.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:44:54 2023 No.53812490 Is bimbo posting indicative of an incoming dump?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:45:13 2023 No.53812494 >>53812433 https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/042315/what-are-tax-implications-owning-master-limited-partnership-mlp.asp You get special fun come tax time and it ignores the benefits of IRAs if you hold UNG in one of those.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:45:36 2023 No.53812500 >>53812488 >hairy arms hot

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:46:01 2023 No.53812509
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>>53812435
All I noticed were the shitty bolt ons. I have no clue why coomers are into that shit. Protip if you ever fuck a chick with fake tits make sure you squeeze the fuck out of her eternally erect dieing nipples to give her a painful reminder of what a retarded whore she is

Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:46:38 2023 No.53812521
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>>53812447
When do the contracts expire?

And what price action can this have on UNG? It can't go to 0, right? Not forever anyway... because natgas will rebound in price... right?

Is there another way to speculate on natgas price?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:46:41 2023 No.53812522 >>53812488 excuse me can you move, i'm trying to look at the asians

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:47:24 2023 No.53812534

>>53812488
>Don't the futes expire friday?
That would be pretty retarded if commodity ETFs held their futures contracts through the settlement date.

Something like BOIL sells the March contract and buys the (more expensive) April ones to take their place. The reduction in contract count (and, hence, money you lose to contango) is what's known as negative roll yield.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:47:56 2023 No.53812540 JEROOOOOOOME DONT YOU FUCK ME JEROME

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:48:12 2023 No.53812545 >>53812521 I really hope these are women that youve actually met and not some weird stalker/creep archive

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:48:23 2023 No.53812551 >>53812490 bimbo posting is an integral part of /smg/ culture, massive bonus if it is food truck related

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:48:23 2023 No.53812552 File: 61 KB, 540x675, 1666737794570800.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812494 Cant I just buy leaps on it to avoid that problem?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:48:25 2023 No.53812554 File: 97 KB, 958x946, 1662889795106864.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812540 this reads like a seething pajeet

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:48:27 2023 No.53812555 >>53812489 What? You want me to buy the dip on TMV? Fine, fuck you, I'll buy the dip on TMV.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:49:27 2023 No.53812568 >>53812540 When it comes to minutes, it's not just Jerome. You get fucked in a whooooole gangbang with the entire FOMC.

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:50:21 2023 No.53812576 File: 102 KB, 768x960, 1666738650620292.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812545 Yeah because it'd be less weird if I posed pics of women I literally know from everyday life rather than instathots, you fucking weirdo.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:50:43 2023 No.53812580 oh fug minutes out in 10 minutes time to gamble my life savings again

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:51:20 2023 No.53812587

>>53812509
I had a girlfriend with fake tits and you don’t know what you’re talking about. Her nipples were numb for like a year before the feeling came back in them and that happens because when women go sizes bigger they have to cut their nipples off and sow them back on which is what stretches their areolas out and makes them lose sensation for a while... Tell me you don’t really know anything about dating top notch women without telling me you know nothing about top notch women while you sit there and seethe to make yourself feel better about women you’ll never have unless you’re paying for it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:52:17 2023 No.53812594 File: 203 KB, 1167x1598, E3F51036-24D3-4FE4-B844-7368C45F784A.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OKdbc0DYpM

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:52:23 2023 No.53812595 File: 342 KB, 512x559, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812521 >Is there another way to speculate on natgas price? rent a tanker or some other storage facility. it doesn't degrade like gasoline

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:52:45 2023 No.53812602 >>53812576 >has an archive of women he's stalked online >calls someone else a weird I love smg, such a variety of psychopaths here.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:53:01 2023 No.53812606 File: 601 KB, 613x783, HEboughttt.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812587 fake tits feel like shit

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:53:13 2023 No.53812611 File: 157 KB, 686x823, 1668982681518143.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812587 Can we talk about when the right time to buy leaps on UNG is to avoid contago and special tax bull shit?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:53:54 2023 No.53812619 >>53812346 >73 handle. What’s with the ”handle”? Seems redundant

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:21 2023 No.53812626 >>53812587 only niggers like fake tits on women. way to reveal yourself anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:24 2023 No.53812627 >>53812619 how else are you supposed to carry the oil jug

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:27 2023 No.53812628 >>53812602 it's smg we like to have a little fun and games here bud

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:33 2023 No.53812631 File: 42 KB, 710x474, 1676773809255311.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812331 Sold my puts yesterday kold anon . Bought BOIL at $5 . Am i gonna make it?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:35 2023 No.53812632 File: 2.58 MB, 640x434, gachi-billy-herrington.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Mmmmm... I love FOMC Minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:48 2023 No.53812636 >>53812231 >gutenberg Based. Libgen is good if you have an ereader.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:57 2023 No.53812638 >>53812619 its just zoomies trying to sound smart

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:54:59 2023 No.53812639 File: 269 KB, 913x873, Screenshot 2023-02-22 125440.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812611 now seems fine

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:55:14 2023 No.53812646 >>53812019 Adding this to my to do list

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:55:33 2023 No.53812650
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>>53812576
Posting girls from IRL is based

>>53812587
Sirs they are just holes and I've had plenty. Chicks with work done are literally trash in every possible way. I dunno basically any woman over 25 is a lost cause.

Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:55:56 2023 No.53812656
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>>53812602
They're literally pics i've seen here on smg you retard. I saved them because I like beautiful women.

You're so out of touch with reality that you think posting pics of people you actually know is less weird than reposting thots. It's sad, really.

Also I'm still waiting for some UNG answers here

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:56:14 2023 No.53812659 >>53812551 i hate Selena but like the blonde one

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Feb 22 18:56:32 2023 No.53812663 I just got some free ashes put on my forehead courtesy of the catholic church, and I'm back in time to catch the minutes.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:56:32 2023 No.53812664 >>53812656 ew

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:56:45 2023 No.53812669 File: 455 KB, 533x962, selenano.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812659 pathetic

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:56:49 2023 No.53812670 File: 70 KB, 400x388, 7CACEBBE-1AEF-4AEE-85C4-C2B237667F52.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812606 Only when they’re new and too firm, it takes time for their skin to adjust >>53812626 Cope

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:56:57 2023 No.53812673

>>53812619
>A handle is the whole number part of a price quote, that is, the portion of the quote to the left of the decimal point. For example, if the price quote for the stock is $56.25, the handle is $56, eliminating the value of cents in the quote. Handles are often used in futures and equities markets, where they are also known as the big figure, or "big fig".

>In foreign exchange markets, the handle refers to the part of the price quote that appears in both the bid and the offer for the currency. For example, if the EUR/USD currency pair has a bid of 1.4183 and an ask of 1.4185, the handle would be 1.41 – the part of the quote that is equal to both the bid and the ask.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:57:34 2023 No.53812686 File: 53 KB, 163x241, hebotputs.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812663 lol baggie is in a death cult

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:57:35 2023 No.53812687 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:57:56 2023 No.53812694 >>53812650 That's a man, really.

>>	Buy Low Sell High Wed Feb 22 18:58:40 2023 No.53812704 File: 370 KB, 828x919, 1668982344041879.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812639 I don't know how to analyze that pic. But I guess I agree.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:59:00 2023 No.53812708 i'm giving up cooming for lent does it start today or tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:59:33 2023 No.53812713 >>53812687 too fast of a tempo for this market https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zQzBUQ-5w

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:59:38 2023 No.53812714 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:59:46 2023 No.53812718 >>53812619 Because it's been 74.xx all morning while 73.99 sounds boring and gay.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 18:59:51 2023 No.53812719 WHERES THE MINUTES

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:00:11 2023 No.53812723 File: 273 KB, 2048x1536, 1664555375918395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] All of my value stocks that had single digit P/E last year are now barely profitable. Please stop Powell-sama, my life is in ruin

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:00:28 2023 No.53812728 File: 389 KB, 456x495, belledelphine.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812704 wait so you want to buy "leaps" but can't read an option chain? let me know which ones you get

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:00:30 2023 No.53812729 File: 530 KB, 720x1600, Screenshot_20220809-021554_Snapchat.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812694 I can confirm she was not a man. Here's a different one I guess. >>53812631 I hope you do anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:00:45 2023 No.53812732 >>53812686 Baggot is jewish, don't believe his "hello fellow Christians" moment

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:00:51 2023 No.53812733 File: 5 KB, 225x225, Worried Wojak face.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >FED ANNOUNCES CHANGE OF MINUTES TO HOURS

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:00:55 2023 No.53812734 algorithmic clown show

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:01 2023 No.53812735 >>53812719 they're the long hand on a clock

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:03 2023 No.53812737 File: 158 KB, 817x1406, B4131C8E-F2F0-44F7-AE63-2CD3FB7885A5.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Reminder that dole is up 3.3%

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:24 2023 No.53812742 huh? why is some shitskin from /tv/ avataring with thots?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:32 2023 No.53812743 >>53811599 News status? Is there or isn't there news?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:37 2023 No.53812747 >>53812673 I see but if someone says ”oil is about to hit 73” I understand it as 73.xx so ”handle” is redundant to me atleast

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:51 2023 No.53812753 >>53812713 ok i'll try again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhZaHf8RP6g

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:52 2023 No.53812755 >>53812619 Don't worry, I got your joke.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:52 2023 No.53812754 >>53812719 From downtown: >>53812071

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:01:53 2023 No.53812756 >>53812587 >Top notch women Kek that is a female phrase anon. I can find 9/10s working fucking starbucks but you wouldnt know that because your a larping retard.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:02:05 2023 No.53812760 wtf why is SQQQ spiking on literally no news

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Feb 22 19:02:06 2023 No.53812761 >most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023 It's fucking over!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:02:21 2023 No.53812763 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:02:26 2023 No.53812764 >>53812714 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:02:30 2023 No.53812767 File: 220 KB, 1042x994, hibbo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812673 >"big fig" finance autism amuses me

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:02:52 2023 No.53812773 Seems like some spicy minutes

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:02:54 2023 No.53812775 >>53812747 Really? Cause I think in common parlance "hitting 73" would be "hitting 73.00".

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:03:08 2023 No.53812780 >>53812737 why are food stonks mooning?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:03:09 2023 No.53812781 >>53812332 Vinyl record that is played at 33 1/3rpm

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:03:43 2023 No.53812790 File: 1.87 MB, 700x700, powell3.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek, baggies, kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:03:56 2023 No.53812791 >>53812737 bananas are gay and for that reason, I'm out

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:03:58 2023 No.53812792 File: 550 KB, 816x720, 1642796547876.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:02 2023 No.53812793 >>53812780 food is a necessity; works out fine in a recession because people will pay for it regardless

Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Feb 22 19:04:16 2023 No.53812795

>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
>most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023
most Desk survey respondents expected subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023

RUN!!!!!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:16 2023 No.53812794 File: 29 KB, 115x153, youpushit.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] keep buying

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:19 2023 No.53812797 >Guys a PDF just got posted >Let's shift around billions of dollars Sometimes you just have to admire the market.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:34 2023 No.53812799 25 bepis again jerome fucked us close all shorts open longs

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:37 2023 No.53812800 so what do the minnies say? i can't read

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:37 2023 No.53812801 25 BEPIS

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:39 2023 No.53812802 Why is Tesla pumping on no news?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:04:41 2023 No.53812804 >>53812780 DOLE is just an all around solid performer now. Live profitable small caps

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:05:35 2023 No.53812816 File: 43 KB, 367x360, C2b1WknXUAAZR45.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I closed all my shorts just now

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:06:37 2023 No.53812829 >>53812804 can't wait for small caps to get their revival after the dumps YTD, massive pumps will come

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:06:41 2023 No.53812833 >>53812791 >t. SIGA baggie

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:06:41 2023 No.53812832 >>53812802 Well the news just now was fomc is in favor of a 25 point hike as opposed to the 50 points some stupid bitch suggested last thursday

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:06:42 2023 No.53812834 File: 177 KB, 975x1280, IMG_20230219_112800_021.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ITS OVER

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:06:44 2023 No.53812835 File: 529 KB, 1250x1024, the-church-and-farm-of-eragny-1895.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812816 my portfolio is literally: 5% BOIL 5% UNG 90% CASH finna boutta grab TQQQ tho

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:06:59 2023 No.53812837 File: 1.66 MB, 252x252, 1643021776468.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I opened all my shorts just now

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:11 2023 No.53812840 Nasdaq to the moon!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:17 2023 No.53812842 File: 86 KB, 280x280, FMucgMkXwAIwx0g.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:33 2023 No.53812847 File: 110 KB, 1130x2048, received_1334628393725068.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812780 Food is gonna be expensive in the depression.. only the rich will be able to have fresh fruit

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:37 2023 No.53812848 BOIOIOIOIOING!

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:40 2023 No.53812849 Well look at that. Where are you baggie tripfag. I fucking told you. Jerome talks to allen greenspan. So shutup.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:46 2023 No.53812852 File: 283 KB, 1910x1080, Cowboy Alec Baldwin draws his gun.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812835 >>53812837 W-who do I believe? Which one of you is up more YTD?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:07:58 2023 No.53812855 fresh round of bread coming up soon boyos

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:08:27 2023 No.53812862 File: 528 KB, 960x540, hippo.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812795 >subdued growth or a mild recession in 2023 So mega crash it is then.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:08:36 2023 No.53812865 >>53812775 I don’t think so, 73 implies 73.xx I believe. Who refers to stock prices to the cent accuracy? 73 and 73.xx are se the same thing in common parlance imo

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:08:41 2023 No.53812867 File: 2.91 MB, 4645x2995, 1464450921029.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812852 follow your heart

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:08:53 2023 No.53812870 File: 79 KB, 640x426, 2o9bnspjr5l01.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812847 Wow, he's cute af.

>>	Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh Wed Feb 22 19:08:53 2023 No.53812869 File: 96 KB, 960x720, 1493913025956.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I just pooped in my shorts just now.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:09:14 2023 No.53812878 the instant mindless algo swings that go with this always fill me with a deep hatred for no group of people in particular

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:09:17 2023 No.53812881 >>53812587 the fuck dont they just slide in some sillicon under or the side of the tits whats this bit about cutting the nipples

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:09:28 2023 No.53812885 >>53812847 That is a very robust safe.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:09:37 2023 No.53812888 File: 1.46 MB, 3024x4032, wtf.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812834 wtf

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:10:17 2023 No.53812897 >>53812880 >>53812880 >>53812880 >>53812880 >>53812880

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:11:03 2023 No.53812909 >>53812773 Bullish. VIX is crashing. 4000 SPX is the absolute floor.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:11:10 2023 No.53812914 >>53812888 are those redbacks?

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:11:27 2023 No.53812921 File: 90 KB, 1080x531, Screenshot_20230222-201055_Chrome.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812555

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:13:38 2023 No.53812957 >>53812921 Who the fuck would be shorting bonds during QE? Gettafuckouttaheer.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:14:26 2023 No.53812969 File: 427 KB, 1362x2046, IMG_35281(1).jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>53812870 So tiny. Like 90 pounds. Def my type. Here's a dif chick. Buy BOIL

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:14:46 2023 No.53812975 >>53812957 shorting bonds is dumb but there's no QE stop sniffing paint

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:16:10 2023 No.53813002 File: 7 KB, 110x142, explain.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >BCRX mooning I don't even remember when/why I saved this ticker

Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:17:06 2023 No.53813019
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>>53812975
Shorting bonds during QT is one of the best trades of the past year. I don't know if you're a lying prick or just stupid but in either case you should suck my dick and leave investing to professionals.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:20:18 2023 No.53813071 >>53813019 25 bps is hardly tightening

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:20:44 2023 No.53813076 >>53812816 Wtf you moron

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:20:49 2023 No.53813077 >>53813071 OK, so you're just stupid. Got it.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:20:56 2023 No.53813082 >>53812587 >top notch women >women who had boob jobs pick 1 and only 1

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:31:00 2023 No.53813219 >>53811640 wish I could short it but of course, no shares available.

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:33:02 2023 No.53813247 >>53811900 kek

>>	Anonymous Wed Feb 22 19:34:38 2023 No.53813273 >>53812331 Rats and crocodiles. Easy. Get through my moat and rat defenses faggots

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