/SMG/ Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53809961]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com


>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

>>53808496

[Anonymous No.53809975]

price levels unseen since thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.53809977]

Hi i'm back.

[Anonymous No.53809981]

Bear Month coming

[Anonymous No.53809983]

>>53809975

[Anonymous No.53809986]

Oil at 76? Why do you want me to buy oil at 75? I'm losing my shirt here if I buy your oil at 74. Oy gevalt!

[Anonymous No.53809987]

>>53809961
For the anon in the last thread

>>53809593
Basically, buy some thins but dont wear em unless she asks you to.

It makes you look like a pussy if you are the one who opts for them, also it makes it seem like you think shes a nasty skank.

If you are gonna blow early, pop it out and spash on her tits like thats what you meant to do, then start fingering her until youre hard again and then fuck her again.

That's key. Don't get embarrassed, you both know youre just getting started.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53809990]

>>53809975
I'm not buying until SPY $350 is broken. #RedYear #LETSGOBRANDON #Investing #Bearish

[Anonymous No.53809993]

gas is brapping
was this the bottom? do I fomo in now?

[Anonymous No.53809999]

No problem

[Anonymous No.53810000]

i have 5 micro-futs i'm trying to ride down but it's tough

[Anonymous No.53810003]

>his smile and optimism: gone

[Anonymous No.53810005]

Crash, dip! Short, flip!
Smash, grab! Puts, nab!
You go, my lad!
Mumu! my lad!

The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
Down down to Bobo-town
Down down to Bobo-town
Down down to Bobo-town
You go, my lad!
Mumu! my lad!

Bobos quaff, and Bobos beat
Bobos laugh, and Mumus bleat
Batter, jabber, cross and hammer hoooooo!
You go, my lad!
Mumu! my lad!

Mumu, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
Down, down to Bobo-town
Down, down to Bobo-town
Down, down to Bobo-town
Mumu, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

[Anonymous No.53810014]

That's it? That the dump we've been waiting for? We'll be neon green with new highs after FOMC at this pace

[Anonymous No.53810016]

I shorted PANW

>P/E ratio 2,366.89

[Anonymous No.53810018]

Is Coinbase over then?

Massive drops in trading volumes, doubt it will be picking up any time soon.

They are still burning through millions per month.

[Anonymous No.53810022]

I bought yesterday. sorry bros

[Anonymous No.53810027]

BOIL bagholder reporting in
When will this ride end?

[Anonymous No.53810033]

How the FUCK is it still dumping?

[Anonymous No.53810037]

I bought some Natgas and SPX

Feels like this is the long of the week for this assets.

[Anonymous No.53810042]

>>53810018
Give me one reason why can't they just cut 80% of their workforce and become profitable instantly. Probably only need a team of 10 codemonkeys and a PM to run that shit.

[Anonymous No.53810047]

HOW AM I BAG HOLDING GOOGLE WHY IS THIS STOCK SO SHIT PLEASE GOD JUST GO BACK ABOVE 110 SO I CAN SELL AND JUST BUY APPLE INSTEAD

[Anonymous No.53810051]

>80% cash
when do I buy natural gas? I wonder what Cheniere earnings will be like.

[Anonymous No.53810060]

>>53810047
take the L faggot

[Anonymous No.53810064]

Is Denn still recommended by smg?

[Anonymous No.53810068]

we still have fed minutes at 2pm lads. perhaps they will save us. perhaps they won't

[Anonymous No.53810067]

>>53810047
sydney is disappointed in you, anon. don't you think she's a good bing?

[Anonymous No.53810069]

So what do we think of LLAP? $200Mil mcap company signed a $2.4B satellite deal. Should start delivering in two years at the earliest. Up +50% on this news. Long & hold or short the gap up?

[Anonymous No.53810072]

>>53810064
For breakfast...?
YES!

[Anonymous No.53810074]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53810078]

can SOXS go back above 30 i want to escape this hell

[Anonymous No.53810077]

Every fuckin day.

[Anonymous No.53810081]

>>53810047
https://deadline.com/2023/02/google-lawyer-warns-youtube-internet-will-be-horror-show-if-it-loses-landmark-supreme-court-case-against-family-isis-victim-1235266561/

This is the reason google stocks is shit.

[Anonymous No.53810086]

>>53810064
By Taylor Swift...?
YES!

[Anonymous No.53810096]

>>53809975
baby's first crab market?

[Anonymous No.53810102]

>>53810078
>nvidia

pray anon that they tank the entire market

[Anonymous No.53810103]

>>53810086
I wish I could buy Taylor Swift.

[Anonymous No.53810108]

>>53810069

[Anonymous No.53810114]

DOLE up 2%. You’re welcome for the tips the past couple of weeks anon.

[Anonymous No.53810120]

>>53810096
Those aren’t crab markets, those are clearly bear markets followed by bull markets

[Anonymous No.53810122]

>>53810042
Then why haven't they done it already?

[Anonymous No.53810129]

>>53810005
Make sure to trigger some big deflation, Bobo. Bring back real value menus to places like Denny's.

[Anonymous No.53810135]

We are healing downwards.

[Anonymous No.53810140]

>Market dumps
>P/C ratios falling
Are Bears so scared they start to use this dip to short cover. Is bobo scared

[Anonymous No.53810141]

>>53810122
They're too busy fucking the Pajeeta diversity hires.

[Anonymous No.53810143]

>>53810103
What would you do with your new Taylor Swift after you bought her?

[Anonymous No.53810144]

>>53810135
Speak for yourself

[Anonymous No.53810148]

grabbing calls here, spy 405c aapl 150c next friday

[Anonymous No.53810149]

>>53810120
....crab markets

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810151]

>>53810018
Has Cathy sold yet?

[Anonymous No.53810156]

only FOMC minutes can save you now bulls

[Anonymous No.53810160]

>>53810144
>$11.50 stablecoin

[Anonymous No.53810162]

>>53810151
She is still buying.

[Anonymous No.53810164]

buying this TECK dip...


...WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.53810165]

>>53810143
Sing along to her playing old country songs.

[Anonymous No.53810188]

>>53810160
With an $.08 quarterly dividend

[Anonymous No.53810189]

>>53810165
Aww that’s sweet.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810193]

>>53810143
I would probably take her to a nice restaurant, and discuss plans to create an only fans. Then we would go back to my place and make a sex tape with me and her, her and Gookfu, and all 3 of us, then we would upload it to onlyfans and put a price of like 10 grand per view on it.

[Anonymous No.53810194]

>>53810149
Nah, it’s bear and bull markets taking turns. A crab market is just flat without variation, it can’t have multi year bear and bull phases

[Anonymous No.53810195]

>DAX

[Anonymous No.53810214]

>>53810189
Based footfucker.

[Anonymous No.53810219]

>>53810016
Sauce? Reverse image search comes up empty. Looks like Flying Witch.

[Anonymous No.53810223]

Is Taylor human? She's so perfect She must be an angel. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53810241]

>it's one of those days where nothing happens to the point where /smg/ just becomes /mu/

[Anonymous No.53810247]

>>53810223
>Is Taylor human?
In your imagination she can be whatever you want

[Anonymous No.53810258]

>>53810241
were just crabbing until fed minutes at 2 then all hell breaks loose one way or the other

[Anonymous No.53810259]

>>53810219
https://twitter.com/ishiduka007/status/1299534270193569793

[Anonymous No.53810280]

Wtf are you fuckin burger doing to the EU stock market, you pieces of shit. Scamwick after Scamwick

[Anonymous No.53810281]

Slowly I began to hate them

[Anonymous No.53810282]

>>53810258
nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.53810283]

>>53810223
She's a Replicant.

[Anonymous No.53810285]

>>53810280
Euros are American colonies at this point

[Anonymous No.53810286]

what's the worst thing you ever bought shilled here?

[Anonymous No.53810287]

>>53810281
you were warned

[Anonymous No.53810289]

>>53810280
ew

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810296]

>>53810258
>crabbing
can we just bury this reddit term already and call flat days taylor swift ass days?

[Anonymous No.53810297]

>>53810280
havent you seen inflation numbers in eurostan? Its a mazing th euro keeps it above 1.06

[Anonymous No.53810298]

>>53810281
>Slowly
Casual.

[Anonymous No.53810300]

Taylor Swift is a 6/10 at the University of Texas facts only bro

[Anonymous No.53810303]

>>53810286
AMD

[Anonymous No.53810307]

>>53810296
i'd still eat it

[Anonymous No.53810310]

>>53810259
Doumo arigatou, Mr Roboto.

[Anonymous No.53810313]

>>53810286
Tesla calls last week

[Anonymous No.53810314]

>>53810286
AQB

[Anonymous No.53810316]

>>53810296
>taylor swift ass days
Post gookfu ass.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810321]

>>53810316
NO

[Anonymous No.53810324]

>>53810313
oh you were definitely warned

[Anonymous No.53810326]

To the T-discord raiders, Tits or gtfo

[Anonymous No.53810329]

>>53810296
You mean deliciously perfect days?

[Anonymous No.53810330]

>>53810316
delicious

[Anonymous No.53810346]

>>53810307
Only thing you eating is this big red dildo up your portfolio

SQQQ i choose you!!! USE MARKET CRASH 1000X!!!

[Anonymous No.53810354]

>>53810033
Still plenty of garbage growth companies left to skullfuck

[Anonymous No.53810362]

>>53810286
there was some penny-stock shilled up to $4 on /biz/ in like 2016. was doing good but was a baggie and lost $20k

[Anonymous No.53810366]

>>53810286
POWW

[Anonymous No.53810380]

Here Taylor, you look like you could use this.

[Anonymous No.53810388]

slow moving thread

[Anonymous No.53810398]

>>53810346

BOIL
I CHOOSE YOU
USE COAST-TO-COAST WINTER STORM!

ITS SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[Anonymous No.53810401]

>>53810388
>already have the next lined up
>looks like we won't even make it
it's over

[Anonymous No.53810411]

>>53810401
this is the LAST /smg/

[Anonymous No.53810416]

BOIL kings we made it

[Anonymous No.53810427]

According to my math and charts, natural gas and crude will reach price parity... sometime later this week.

[Anonymous No.53810430]

yep stock market going out of business today youll be able to tell your grandkids you shitposted in the last /smg/ ever, make sure to take screenshots and mint an NFT of your posts they'll be rare collectibles post-apoc.

[Anonymous No.53810432]

>>53810416
zoom out bud

[Anonymous No.53810439]

sold my SKYT bags at open and bought OTM spy puts. gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.53810448]

>RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
>RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
>RACK CITY BITCH RACK RACK CITY BITCH
>TEN TEN TEN TWENTIES AND THEM FIFTIES BITCH

[Anonymous No.53810454]

sold my tsla puts too early..

[Anonymous No.53810456]

>>53810430
>yep sit around boyos, you see this screenshot? that's me, HaLLCe42, that was the day alright!

[Anonymous No.53810457]

and just like that 4000 was rejected again

[Anonymous No.53810460]

>>53810432
wow that's some seething cope there friendo

[Anonymous No.53810474]

DOLE up 3%. You did buy some last week right? Hopefully you didn’t buy any tech instead kek

[Anonymous No.53810477]

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jDHRW6fngg

[Anonymous No.53810479]

>>53810316
I miss when girls weren't ashamed to have small petite asses like this.

[Anonymous No.53810481]

>>53810457
Last chance to buy sub 4000

[Anonymous No.53810488]

HKD
HKD
HKD

[Anonymous No.53810492]

>>53809961
I NEED HELP

URGENT !

Can someone explain to me wtf happened with GMBL ???????
I had 22 000 actions, and they have been automatically selled at 0.05 and bought back again at 5.90 X________X

[Anonymous No.53810493]

>>53810477
how do i get cartoon motorbike gf

[Anonymous No.53810499]

>>53810432
>zoom out on the leveraged ETF meant for day or swing trading

[Anonymous No.53810500]

>>53810479
it's not that they're ashamed, it's that you just don't really see skinny girls anymore due to the endless amounts of goyslop they eat

[Anonymous No.53810501]

its gonna be a squeeze day. Bid her up for NVDA/PCE/GDP tomorrow. Go go go SPY 410

[Anonymous No.53810505]

>>53810477
absolute banger

[Anonymous No.53810518]

>>53810499
>>53810416
>>53810460

I'm sure you guys bought yesterday feel free to show your epic gainz boilbaggies

[Anonymous No.53810517]

>>53810481
I bought the last time it was the last chance to buy pre-4000.

[Anonymous No.53810521]

>>53810398
KLAUS SCHWAB
I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
USE GREEN AGENDA!!
BOIL IS NOT PARALYZED AND CANNOT MOVE.

FANTASTIC!!

NOW FINISH HIM OFF WITH BAN NAT GAS!!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!! BOIL HAS FAINT AND WE HAVE OUR WINNER!

[Anonymous No.53810528]

PLEASE SOMEONE HELP ME :'( :'( :'( :'(

>>53810492
>>53810492

[Anonymous No.53810537]

>>53810492
GAMBLE?

[Anonymous No.53810538]

>>53810493
if you figure it out PLEASE let me know


its almost time to short TSLA again btw

[Anonymous No.53810541]

First they came for BOIL, and I said nothing.
Now they come for me, and I am left alone and defenseless. Oil barons, I think this is the end.

[Anonymous No.53810544]

>>53810528
it was a stock split

[Anonymous No.53810546]

reverse split. 1:100 looks like. good things to come!

[Anonymous No.53810547]

>>53810398
KLAUS SCHWAB
I CHOOSE YOU!!!!
USE GREEN AGENDA!!
BOIL IS NOW PARALYZED AND CANNOT MOVE.

FANTASTIC!!

NOW FINISH HIM OFF WITH BAN NAT GAS!!

IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!! BOIL HAS FAINTED!

WE HAVE A WINNER!

[Anonymous No.53810549]

>>53810477
fucking women bothers teh shit out of me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810552]

>>53810500
My gookfu doesn't eat that much goyslop. She eats much healthier, but somehow still came out with D cup titties. It's like buying more puts right now, fucking awesome!
#VerificationNotRequired

[Anonymous No.53810553]

This violent crabbing is the god damn worst

[Anonymous No.53810554]

>>53810518
I'm in SQQQ for the week, but it's still stupid to say "zoom out" like BOIL is meant for holding on to. I'm sure there are dumbasses that got hooked. Only commodity play I've done is USO last year when oil went up over 130, bought at 120 WTI on the way up then 125 on the way down and rode it to 95. Commodities are already volatile enough without leverage but gambling can be fun.

[Anonymous No.53810555]

>>53810544
What is a stock split ? Did i just get hard fucked ? :(

[Anonymous No.53810560]

>>53810541
I only have one requirement. Income.

So, squeeze, braphogs. Squeeze hard.

The braps must flow.

[Anonymous No.53810563]

>>53810554
SCO*

[Anonymous No.53810568]

>>53810547
well played

I shorted TSLA again just now
#VerificationNotRequired

[Anonymous No.53810569]

>>53810552
>still came out with D cup titties
We've seen her tits. They're far from D cups, you lying jew.
To keep this post /smg/ related: Has anyone else bought puts on SKYT? Hopefully you didn't fall for the shilling, that our local jew (baggot) was apart of :)

[Anonymous No.53810572]

DOLE update +3%

[Anonymous No.53810573]

>>53810541
it's over, not even our arabian brothers can help us now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXP1MSFwMnc

[Anonymous No.53810581]

>>53810555
>What is a stock split ? Did i just get hard fucked ? :(
you hate to see it. Nice digits though. We have all been there before anon.

[Anonymous No.53810583]

>>53810538
i raise you another biker grill
>>53810552
asians eat like shit though with all the oils
>>53810555
for every 100 shares you had, you now own one share, look up what a stock split means

[Anonymous No.53810587]

>>53809961
Clean your room bucko.

[Anonymous No.53810598]

>>53810286
Buying TRUFF at like .46

[Anonymous No.53810606]

>>53810581
>>53810583
So i guess i really did fucked with that action... Should i just sell or there is a chance of it going up ? :/

[Anonymous No.53810613]

>>53810606
>Should i just sell or there is a chance of it going up ?
that's for you to figure out on your own anon

[Anonymous No.53810621]

How do you profit during consolidation?

[Anonymous No.53810623]

This market is so god damned jewish.

I just need SPY to hit 320 by March is that so much to ask?

[Anonymous No.53810626]

violent reversal time?

[Anonymous No.53810632]

>>53810621
covered calls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810636]

>>53810569
They are D cup titties, she's 5'8" retard. Maybe the midgets you fuck have your head and make what you think proportions should be all fucked up.

[Anonymous No.53810638]

>>53810286
GNUS

[Anonymous No.53810640]

>>53810606
Technically it was a reverse stock split.

https://www.yahoo.com/now/esports-entertainment-group-inc-announces-174500069.html

https://www.investopedia.com/terms/r/reversesplit.asp

[Anonymous No.53810653]

>>53810583
very nice

[Anonymous No.53810654]

GALT bros keep winning.

[Anonymous No.53810655]

>>53810606
Everything is the same. 220 * 5.90 = 22,000 * .059

[Anonymous No.53810662]

>>53810623
So far I've only seen one of those "X" bikini instagram softcore "models" that doesn't look like completely void and empty inside. I even bothered to look up her name and it seems she's some rich kid from a well off Californian family. Or maybe that's just "middleclass" in California... idk...

Whatever.

Thanks for reading.

[Anonymous No.53810664]

I am financially bored.

[Anonymous No.53810677]

Bobos are losing their grip, they can feel it slipping away from them

[Anonymous No.53810678]

>>53810621

[Anonymous No.53810680]

>>53810655
But the action has also gone -30% after the split, and my guess is that it will keep going down..

[Anonymous No.53810683]

This is fucking shit bros

[Anonymous No.53810684]

feels good

[Anonymous No.53810685]

>>53810677
>saying this with spx solidly below 4000
lol

[Anonymous No.53810704]

short PANW
short TSLA

long SQQQ
long FVRR
long BOIL

[Anonymous No.53810728]

>>53810653
look up some stuff by karl kopinski, he has some nice biker/mecha girl art

[Anonymous No.53810734]

>>53810492
split and slit

[Anonymous No.53810737]

>>53810677
Market is actually doing the thing where there's a weak crab before it resumes dumping in the next few days, since this is where the support is.

[Anonymous No.53810754]

>>53810728
post some because all I see are sci fi dudes
https://twitter.com/karlkop

[Anonymous No.53810759]

Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey… Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey… Hey hey heeeeeeeeeey.

What's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's-a what's UP, STOCKMARKET!

Hey hey hey everybody, My name is Carlos Matos and I am coming from New York City, New York!
Let me tell you guys that I am SO EXCITED, I am SO HAPPY I am really so thrilled to be right now!
Sharing this amazing, glorious, SUPER and EXCITING moment of my life with all of you guys—and let me tell you that we are really changing the WORLD as we know it. The WORLD is not anymore the way it used to be, mm mm MM, NO NO NOH!

STOCKMARKET! WOOOoo... STOCKMARKET!

I am right now independently, financially independently. I am saying to so many people who say that this is going to be a con artist game, that this was gonna be a scammer game: “Hey, you are gonna lose all your mone-” My WIFE still doesn’t believe in me! I’m telling her “Well honey this is real”. “No no no no no no, that’s a scam!”

[Anonymous No.53810768]

>>53810286
Unironically, Link

[Anonymous No.53810779]

this is the gayest hour of trading ever

[Anonymous No.53810784]

I just ate some toast.

[Anonymous No.53810795]

>>53810779
go get some lunch, let them reverse it

the dump continues at 2pm.

[Anonymous No.53810796]

And just like that SPX never traded below 4000 ever again.

[Anonymous No.53810800]

>>53810286
SAVA

[Anonymous No.53810807]

>>53810737
look at the monthly qqq, almost a year of sideways action and hugging below the ma in the bollinger; not a good look and most likely going to result in a final leg down

[Anonymous No.53810814]

>>53810796
I already said that yesterday

[Anonymous No.53810820]

>>53810754
yeah he doesn't really use twitter, i don't have much of his stuff saved actually

[Anonymous No.53810823]

>>53810193
What exes toy would happen on that tape? How would she make love to your azn gf?

[Anonymous No.53810829]

>>53810823
*exactly

[Anonymous No.53810838]

>>53810286
SOXL

[Anonymous No.53810859]

>>53810193
typical Baggie puts his gookfu into a swift sextape so nobody will be able to jerk off to it

[Anonymous No.53810863]

this retarded support strength at 398.85ish is starting to piss me off

[Anonymous No.53810866]

But Intel It's your last chance

[Anonymous No.53810887]

>>53810286
>what's the worst thing you ever bought shilled here?

SOXL
PLTR
GEO

[Anonymous No.53810894]

>>53810074
Buy.

[Anonymous No.53810936]

F to whoever holds this

[Anonymous No.53810939]

>>53810165
Triggered

[Anonymous No.53810946]

>>53809961
>yeah goy, just invest in index funds, be happy with the average return and give all your voting rights to Vanguard and Blackrock
Why do you retards do it? Even Charlie Munger says that the amount of power that index jews gain from this is ridiculous and dangerous.

[Anonymous No.53810954]

good job to whoever was holding this

[Anonymous No.53810957]

It's already been an hour how do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.53810973]

>>53810946
It’s just superior to losing money constantly like you. Dividend aristocrats in a Roth IRA and VOO in a regular brokerage is the gold standard of investing. I’m sorry you had to find out like this

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53810976]

>>53810829
I dunno, they would probably have to make out and scissor or something.

[Anonymous No.53810977]

>>53810957
you could have repeatedly bought every bottom and sold every top

are you even a daytrader bro

[Anonymous No.53810979]

>>53810823
I really didn't know she was such a foot slut.

[Anonymous No.53811004]

>coinbase options implied move from earnings was 20%
>down 5%
>all that IV crush

Is it even worth trying for NVDA puts before close today? Unironically thinking of just buying the puts at the open tomorrow for 3 weeks out

[Anonymous No.53811007]

>>53810977
if i see a pattern that repeats 5 times and try to buy the bottom on the 6th it will just plunge to the depths of hell

[Anonymous No.53811015]

oh wow TSLA back at 197

it would be a real shame if it went down from here

[Anonymous No.53811027]

>>53810823
>>53810979

Eww, those are some big masculine feet.

[Anonymous No.53811035]

>>53811027
Mad she mogs your size 8s lmaoooo?

[Anonymous No.53811038]

>>53811015
Can you stop spamming smg with your anime filth, you absolute faggot

[Anonymous No.53811041]

Go long
>Market dumps same week

Go Short
>Market pumps slightly then crabs

Interesting, its almost like the market is inversing me

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53811060]

>>53811038
Hey that's my friend Dutch Master. Leave him alone.

[Anonymous No.53811061]

>>53811041
kramered.com

[Anonymous No.53811062]

Just bought a bunch of #LUNRW

[Anonymous No.53811069]

>>53811038
if I dont post pictures I dont get any (You)'s

>>53811060
baggie dont deadname me here sheesh

[Anonymous No.53811076]

These degenerate waifu posters are the reason we can't dump hard enough
By activating the power of coom in others, there's not enough bearish greed to do the needful
Shame on you niggers
Especially on you Selina the goblins posters. Might us well were mumu horns while you're at it degenerate scum

[Anonymous No.53811087]

I was told INTC couldn't fall further.

[Anonymous No.53811089]

and just like that, BOIL will never be below $5 ever again

[Anonymous No.53811100]

>>53811087
INTC will go negative.

[Anonymous No.53811102]

>>53811076
Don't bring emotional baggage into your trades my dude

[Anonymous No.53811107]

>>53811100
>Have to take physical delivery of their shit CPUs
The horror...

[Anonymous No.53811109]

>>53811087
it has another near 10 dollars to shave off

[Anonymous No.53811110]

>>53810081
SCOTUS said they're siding with Google on this one yesterday, though. The case is dumb as bricks.

[Anonymous No.53811128]

I was told there would be an invasion today?

[Anonymous No.53811133]

>>53811128
Don't let the doomers get you down.

[Anonymous No.53811134]

>>53810704
how low do you think tesla is going mr anime poster?

[Anonymous No.53811145]

>>53811128
An invasion of buyers!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53811151]

>>53811076
Don't worry, the whole economy is fucked. I'm telling you it's beyond repair. We are going to need to bring back Donald J. Trump to correct our economic mistakes and fix our foreign policy?

[Anonymous No.53811157]

Oh look, we bounced off the 4000 level as everyone knew we would and are now starting the next leg up in this bull market.

Imagine my shock.

[Anonymous No.53811171]

>>53811134
I was told not to post anime anymore and I dont like to give price targets but if I must I would say 165

>>53811157
its called a lunchtime reversal and the dumpening will continue this afternoon

[Anonymous No.53811182]

>>53811100
I'd be proud to take part in such a historic moment.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53811187]

>>53811157
Wait for the F.E.D.'s mini release this afternoon. I reckon they're going to just casually hint at a potential 2% rate hike.

[Anonymous No.53811188]

>>53811171
>I was told not to post anime anymore
whoever told you that is a weeaboo in denial

[Anonymous No.53811189]

Starting to slurp Nasd-ACK

[Anonymous No.53811202]

>>53811151
Powell just needs to say fuck it and say that 5% is the new inflation goal. Who is going to get hurt? Plebs and middle class fuck them

[Anonymous No.53811206]

if youve been paying even the slightest bit of attention to recent inflation numbers and comments you know the F.E.D. is gonna be hawkish as fuck today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53811208]

>>53811188
I used to pass these out to weebs for the lulz.

I can't stand this Taylor Swift Ass price action. Like why are they just propping it up. I don't even have to look at the chart to tell you the volume all day was probably shit.

[Anonymous No.53811211]

any reason i shouldn't max out a 0%apr credit card and just whack the money i would've used to pay it off in t-bills or a high yield CD? the purchase would be money i had to spend anyway

[Anonymous No.53811216]

I just keep buying the dip and it just keeps going down

[Anonymous No.53811219]

this is such a great time to buy 0dte puts

[Anonymous No.53811239]

>>53811102
Like a total and utter faggot, you project my voice of reason as 'emotional baggage' while posting fucking waifu shit. I'm trying to save your soul from the hindrance that is kawaii bullshit which will invariably drain you of your vitae
I'm as stoic as it gets. I want to help you but I will not go further if you keep cooming to our worst half, or men
Invest in edging, now
Invest in electro shock therapy while you're at it, coomer faggot

Women should be cherished, not worshipped like pigs on an altar

[Anonymous No.53811246]

>>53810598
Fake and gay show your bags

[Anonymous No.53811250]

>>53811216
You're drowning.. you're drowning....because you are buying the wrong dips faggot.

[Anonymous No.53811255]

>>53811239
who worships pigs on an altar?

[Anonymous No.53811261]

>>53811255
Me.

[Anonymous No.53811267]

6 hours of /smg/ posting and not a single fucking post about LUNR?
you guys fucking hate money.

[Anonymous No.53811271]

Too much sneed, not enough chuck in smg today.

[Anonymous No.53811273]

>>53810954
Holy shit, guess that was a pump I should've chased

[Anonymous No.53811282]

What kind of bullshit is this european stock market? you burgers ruined it

[Anonymous No.53811296]

>>53811273
almost a 200% gain today

[Anonymous No.53811298]

>>53811282
Nobody fucking cares what Europe does. What do you even trade? Rimjob futures?

[Anonymous No.53811300]

>>53810954
>>53811273
Why wouldn't a SPAC triple, then triple again? I mean we're talking a gold mine of a company... profiting off lunar rovers.

[Anonymous No.53811302]

man, investing got kind of boring.

[Anonymous No.53811311]

>>53811282
cac baggies

[Anonymous No.53811312]

>>53811302
>>53811296
nah it's still fun if you get lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.53811314]

>>53811267
someone did, a little late now though, tis biz

[Anonymous No.53811322]

>>53811298
your mother's panties

[Anonymous No.53811323]

>>53811255
All you degenerate waifu posters
All you niggers with waifu stickers on your hatchbacks
All you niggers with a great looking chuck on you home screen (that's not your wife)
Waifu posters
Do you think pierce Brosnan ever did that
Do you think Henry Cavill worships his waifus, other than doing the necessary fuck quests in the Witcher 2
Get some pussy so that you can for the love of God stop feeding this female powered zeitgeist

[Anonymous No.53811330]

>>53811261
kek

[Anonymous No.53811332]

>>53811314
he scrolled right over my post which was way before his too

[Anonymous No.53811333]

>>53811267
SMG is dead and we should starting asking who killed it.

[Anonymous No.53811336]

>>53811246
Already dumped it a while back at a loss just so I wouldn't have to see that trash in my portfolio.
>>53811296
Crazy

[Anonymous No.53811339]

>>53811087
They'll defend that dividend to the last employee. They'll issue so many shares the dividend will be guaranteed for the next 100 years. Never forget that dividends are your friends.

[Anonymous No.53811341]

>>53811322
THIS is the mighty intellect of Europe?

[Anonymous No.53811351]

>>53811339
They just cut the divvy by 66%.

[Anonymous No.53811354]

>>53811187
We will scream higher on the minutes. Options are pricing in nearly three dollars higher in SPY by end of day.

[Anonymous No.53811358]

>>53811336
>227%
madness

[Anonymous No.53811362]

>>53811333
it started when SOXL_shill made half the general lose all their money.

[Anonymous No.53811364]

>>53811341
No, I dumped it down, so that you might get me. We europeans are civilized, cultured and polite.

[Anonymous No.53811369]

>>53811351
Haha, you love to see it.

[Anonymous No.53811373]

>>53810286
Bayhorse and Zinnwald

[Anonymous No.53811374]

>>53811339
>INTC
>divies
anon...

[Anonymous No.53811376]

I am financially

[Anonymous No.53811379]

>>53811364
>dumped it down
Nice English. You also forgot an Oxford comma. Don't ever reply to me again, you worthless vassal.

[Anonymous No.53811380]

>>53811323
you know people have appreciated the female form for literally all of recorded human history right

zeitgeist lmao you must be joking

[Anonymous No.53811382]

>>53811374
Excuse me, I was assured that all you need to know about a company is that it consistently pays a dividend. That's it. Nothing else.

[Anonymous No.53811383]

>>53811339
>INTC
>divvys

[Anonymous No.53811387]

>>53811351
the funny thing about that is the CEO already came out today and promised to raise it again.

[Anonymous No.53811404]

>>53811379
no you

[Anonymous No.53811405]

>>53811387
They probably will once they get their shit together, assuming that actually happens. Not happening for a few years at least though probably.

[Anonymous No.53811410]

I'll cool it with the anti-waifu remarks
For the love of God, stop poomping
Coom some more if it's what it takes. My puts. Ack-

[Anonymous No.53811416]

>>53811387
wake me up in 10 years

[Anonymous No.53811417]

>>53811296
still pumping its at 126 rn>>53811296
, 233%

[Anonymous No.53811422]

Can any of my White friends on here short WING with me.

[Anonymous No.53811446]

>>53811380
Imagine all that time spent cooming to the female form while they could've been harvesting chi through meditation and used it to inseminate their wives.
If our forefathers were on the right path, if they truly were on a true path, why do we have trannies now. By cooming, that's why, nigger

[Anonymous No.53811451]

Wingstop short ladies

Lets go harass the employees at WING

[Anonymous No.53811458]

alright TSLA alright thats quite high enough

[Anonymous No.53811459]

>>53811417
yeah it got the "no fun allowed" stamp in the form of a halt though

usually based on the chart i'd say this is where people should start looking to cash out, but in this market there's an endless wave of bored retailers willing to gamble to make some bucks again

[Anonymous No.53811467]

>>53811458
Wow I didn't know this dude accurately could paint the future.

[Anonymous No.53811468]

>>53811422
I was the one shilling to short WING. The valuation is still retarded, but management is surprisingly more competent than I suspected.

[Anonymous No.53811472]

>>53811362
Where is that faggot anyway? He shilled really hard for a week straight.

[Anonymous No.53811474]

>>53811239
>These degenerate waifu posters are the reason we can't dump hard enough
>I'm trying to save your soul from the hindrance that is kawaii bullshit which will invariably drain you of your vitae
>I'm as stoic as it gets
>Women should be cherished
None of those things sound stoic, they instead sound very spooked. Japanese entertainment's success is bearish for western entertainment, by the way.

>>53811255
Swift is an old hag that cosplays as a teenager so probably Swiftposters.

[Anonymous No.53811486]

Why would someone hold more expensive iShares ETFs over the Vanguard ones

[Anonymous No.53811485]

>>53811468
WING isn't overvalued because of promotional management...just looks like low float dynamics and it has momentum + size factors going for it in the consumer discretionary space.


Will you Whites short it with me?

[Anonymous No.53811489]

>>53811474
Don't be hating on old hags brah.

[Anonymous No.53811495]

TURN ON THE NEWS APPLE JUST CURED DIABETES

[Anonymous No.53811498]

VIX is falling. we are most likely going to get a pump with FOMC minutes.

[Anonymous No.53811500]

>>53811459
don't get greedy if youre holding this shit my nig 230+% in a day its definitely time to cash out

[Anonymous No.53811502]

>>53809961
SELL BOOMERS SELL WOBBLE FOR YOUR LIFE!

[Anonymous No.53811503]

>>53811486
Anon, nobody here knows what an expense ratio is.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53811506]

75 minutes until everybody remembers why we sold off yesterday!

[Anonymous No.53811515]

>>53811467
>the west has fallen
>its over
>millions must die

[Anonymous No.53811529]

>>53811500
i'm not holding it, but i am jealous of people that are given i'm only up 3% today

also faggots new bread coming soon, bun in the oven

[Anonymous No.53811530]

>>53811506
>SHORT... EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.53811543]

>>53811502
...reversion to the mean, though...

[Anonymous No.53811544]

>>53811506
Baggie, you are not always right. Jerome will not let this economy fail. Allen Greenspan said so. Allen Greenspan talks to Jerome on the regular. Jerome wont raise rate anymore than he has to if it risks the failure of the stock market

[Anonymous No.53811552]

>>53811506
the market really is a demented adhd child, I wonder why its so retarded. it cant be the big investment banks etc. right? They're supposed to be smart...

[Anonymous No.53811553]

>>53811502
>The downward trajectory

[Anonymous No.53811557]

>>53811530
You are too late. shorting right now unless you are not using puts you might get wrecked. FOMC will most likely come out not that hawkish.

[Anonymous No.53811559]

>>53811506
Yea when we scream 2% higher on the minutes people will realize yesterday was shorting into low volume. Some retards may realize what the smart money already knows; the lows were in last year and the bear market has been over for six months.

[Anonymous No.53811566]

I'm completely conflicted between cutting my losses and sticking with my gut

[Anonymous No.53811568]

Massive red dildo forming on LUNR

[Anonymous No.53811577]

Did Powell say something good?

[Anonymous No.53811579]

>>53811568
right on time >>53811459

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53811587]

>>53811559
>the lows were in last year and the bear market has been over for six months
lol, there are people itt who actually believe this shit. i didn't know I was sharing a board with a bunch of fucking retards. I'll catch you all tomorrow I'm going to go get some of those free ashes the catholics are passing out today.

[Anonymous No.53811594]

My puts...

[Anonymous No.53811598]

>>53811502
The worst bag I'm holding...

[Anonymous No.53811605]

checkem
>>53811599
>>53811599
>>53811599
>>53811599

[Anonymous No.53811606]

>>53811515
Time is a Laserdisc or something.

[Anonymous No.53811608]

Dump it. Dump it all.

[Anonymous No.53811672]

>>53811544
What's the downside of failing stock market? People always say "MONEY LOST" or "BILLIONS WIPED OUT". How does that happen? Somebody wins, somebody loses. So what's that bullshit about value being evaporated?

[Anonymous No.53811683]

>>53811559
Oh shut the fuck up, the bear market ended on March 2020
This is just busy work
Crab always wins with a demonrat president, you niggers

[Anonymous No.53811840]

>>53811323
>great looking chuck
formerly sneed

[Anonymous No.53812529]

How dafuq can anyone make money off dividends. I kept investing last few months and the more i read about dividends the less i believe this is a way to get money. Even an 2% dividend yield starts to make a profit after 50 fucking years.