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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

>>53805830

>> No.53808502

First for WTF?

>> No.53808505

>market violently red for one day
>futures green on "well in 2025 things will get better"
>FORWARD LOOKING MARKET OOOOOOOOOOOO
Nothing ever happens.

>> No.53808506

>Be Gyna
>Build ghost flats for RE ponzi
>Ponzi collapses
>Knock down flats and restart ponzi

Also they can't even domolish shit properly, imagine living in one of these things.

https://twitter.com/fasc1nate/status/1628279588567543809

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>Intc

>> No.53808514

Its cute you guys thought inflation and tje rate hikes and the dump would be over so fast

>> No.53808516

They should have done a pair of 50s. Rather than 4 25s. They are dragging this shit out too long.

>> No.53808519

This is it, the absolute BOIL bottom

>> No.53808528

>>53808519
Not till nat gas is at a buck and a quarter. Wait for the reverse split.

>> No.53808531

>>53808516
Not only are they dragging it out but they are risking stagflation. This has happened before to just look at the historical fed rate. They hiked it, tapered it off and lowered it, only to dramatically hike it again

>> No.53808537
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53808537

Buy TRUFF faggot

>> No.53808545

>futes

Bet against America and you’ll lose every time.

>> No.53808546

>>53808496
>the americanization of japan.jpg
how horrifying

>> No.53808547
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53808547

The Beast theory
>>53808503
>>53808503

>> No.53808550

Thank you intel for cutting dividend. There goes 8 years of continued dividend growth. Let’s hope that money goes towards something worthwhile.

>> No.53808556

>>53808550
Diversity hires

>> No.53808558

>WING beat earnings
>stock is up 8% pre-market
>trending on stocktwits
It will take a lot of self control for me not to full port short this pig.

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>>53808537
You bought at .50 didn't you baggie?

>> No.53808573

>>53808531
When Powell evoked Volkers name, repeatedly, in August, I figured he'd stick to his guns. 3200 is looking more realistic than it was a few days ago.

>> No.53808574

>bond curve is even more inverted

>> No.53808577

So.. The news is looking pretty grim of dividend cuts, massive misses etc. Fed pivot assured.

>> No.53808581
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FED MINUTES !

>> No.53808589

>>53808550
One employee dead. One in jail. Seems like a good start to me.

>> No.53808608

>>53808547
The beast is very powerful. I'll bite.

>> No.53808609

>>53808573
The problem is that he fucked up from the start
>"Inflation is from the supply chain! We don't need to do anything it's transitory."
Inflation rose for months while the fed went full cope and then had to play catch up. And the literal second inflation slowed they gave up and went back to small 25 hikes.

The fed wants to act tough but its obvious as fuck they care more about not crashing the market then fixing inflation

>> No.53808619

>>53808550
I am bootyblasted and will never recover from this. I didn't think they would do it with their revenue, and the foundry expansion being a temporary thing.

>> No.53808645

Is the stock market going out of business?

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>solar polysilicon
>polymers
>biotech contract manufacturing
any WACKER bros here?

>> No.53808671

>>53808645
I'm about to get fired from the stock market!

>> No.53808672

Sup Fagets,

How are all y'all positioned for the F.E.D.'s minutes? I was sitting down while I peed and then pooping on my pee pondering how to get the most out of the minute drop, and didn't come to a firm conclusion. So I will ask again. How are (you) going to make some fucking money off of these Federal Economic Decisionmaker's minuites?

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>>53808547
Sure I'll grab 100 or something idk

>> No.53808689

STLA reported a beat today. Low P/E and nice divvy. This is an easy long, right?

>> No.53808693

>>53808619
It has to happen. I’d rather they cut, get back on track to where they can grow their dividend again. And hopefully price craters in the mean time

>> No.53808695

>>53808672
TastyTrade still hasn't credited my fucking deposit bruh.

>> No.53808703

>>53808695
>Tasty Trade
What the fuck shit is that? Sounds like some kind of bake sale swap service for fundraising new clothes for the niglets at the Baptist church.

>> No.53808717
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>>53808703
I know what I'm doing this weekend.

>> No.53808728

>>53808689
I dont understand how anyone touches auto stocks. the only one i'd consider is RACE

>> No.53808736
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53808736

PLTK buy if you are a retard like myself

>> No.53808737
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53808737

Housing cooling off after Powell threatened the industry. Can Powell threaten Israel next

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>Intel Cuts Dividend By 66% To Conserve Cash
generational INTC baggies are literally in this bread right now
lmao, haha even

>> No.53808772

>>53808758
Thank god I sold my intel and bought SOXX

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53808773

What are you getting for lunch today, Anon?

>> No.53808782

>>53808758
INTC

Nat gas

name a bigger group of baggies

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>>53808758
yes

>> No.53808792

>PANW
>PE: 2,156.76

why is this allowed

>> No.53808795

>>53808782
Natgas is slowly reaching levels were it is too greedy not to buy

>> No.53808796

>>53808758
It’s a good thing they cut their dividend

>> No.53808804

>>53808773
I got chicken breast over pasta I made last night, but I'm thinking I should probably pick up some baby foreskins so I can maximize my gains when the F.E.D.'s minutes drop.

>> No.53808809

>>53808758
>INTC does what they should have done a hot minute ago
Sorry, are you confused? Their CEO being married to the dividend was one of the major complaints about the company.

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Hey bros.

LiveTraders is opening up their trading room for free today, just need a junk email to make an account with and they start at 9AM EST for just today. Or don't, I don't care, but thought I'd just throw it out there in case anyone is interested. And in case you think I'm a shill: I suggest never giving any money to anyone for financial advice, everything you need is online for free. Also fuck niggers kikes and tranny jannies most of all.

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53808816

>People were ACTUALLY shilling intel

>> No.53808821

>>53808795
I'll buy at $1.50 HH

>> No.53808822

>>53808796
it is a good thing, but it's not good if you bought in before they did. it's great if you shorted it anticipating that they would, like I did and have been advocating.

I'm closing today but uncertain if flipping to long yet. Might wait 3 days.

>> No.53808823

>>53808773
>lunch
>not eating all day long
NGMI

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>>53808796
>It’s a good thing they cut their dividend

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>>53808672
where is the full scale invasion, retard?

>> No.53808842

>>53808782
Natgas is seasonal, unlike INTC gas baggies can reasonably expect to recover their losses or even make profit as long as they did not buy it at 3.5$ and above, then only a crisis tier situation can recover them

>> No.53808843

>>53808826
Explain how it’s a bad thing

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>>53808809
>AMD eats their lunch
>INTC cuts dividend
give me one (1) reason why someone would lock their money in for years in hopes of any recovery then you can just put money into AMD?

>> No.53808861

>>53808672
(You) read all that text and it's comments. You're a loser and should kys

>> No.53808864

>>53808821
good luck. reminds me of myself waiting for under $20 to go big into nrgd. You are going to kick yourself

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>>53808804
i myself have leftover hawaiian chicken bbq that i plan to have later for lunch and i also have some leftover chinese pork bbq from the other day i plan to mix with it. it'll be a good day today after yesterday's dump. i feel it. SOXX gains have been good to me.

>>53808823
post physique

>> No.53808868

>>53808545
Kek, look at DAX or CAC, mfw.

>> No.53808874

>>53808843
it's a value trap

>> No.53808878

>>53808865
>post physique
Anon all I do is eat and read /smg/ all day long. If that isn't enough you lack imagination.

>> No.53808882

>>53808842
Nat gas and BOIL for that matter have contango that bleeds out if crabs tho.

INTC now has no divvy for any sideways market too

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53808883

Pulled out yesterday. I’m cash gang now.

>> No.53808888

>>53808703
Its one of the better options brokers that I can actually open as a non-yank.

There are a few EU options, but charge fees out the ass.

>> No.53808891

My female broker owes me sex and 25% monthly ROI.

>> No.53808892

>>53808861
lmao, sounds like you're unprepared and not even thinking about the future. Your net worth is your net worth bro.

>> No.53808899

>>53808857
valuation. INTC is priced to continue to decline, AMD is priced to continue to increase. whether or not this is right or wrong has yet to be determined (INTC looks to be a value trap to me though).

>> No.53808900

>>53808857
AMD is way overvalued while intel is valued much closer to reality.

>> No.53808902

>>53808672
Whens the feds minutes?

>> No.53808903

>>53808888
checked

been debating using tastyworks myself lately
(I was really mad at IBKR the other day)

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>>53808878
oh okay, i found you a potential match lad.

>> No.53808920

>>53808900
>>53808899
Intel will stay 5 years +- 2% on the same level until their 5 year roadmap magically works out (it won't)
I'd rather look for a better opportunity to make money than bagholding junk. and the valuation makes it a value trap because it will be flat for years.

>> No.53808929

>>53808547
Hell Biz? Getting a bit too close to actual Beast here.
What is this company?

>> No.53808944

>>53808892
>sounds like you're unprepared
Due to all the monitors on my PC it's warm in my room and I'm sweating. So my asshole is never really dry. Wouldn't call that unprepared.

>>53808919
There is a 7/10 guy out there that will do anything to lick yorkshire pudding off her body. But nice of you to imply I could have a chance.

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>>53808919

>> No.53808948
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>>53808857
I don't have any reason to give, fren.

>Buy AMD, says advanced AI.

>> No.53808958

Btc maxi here. How’s the stock market looking today lads?

>> No.53808960
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BOIL

>> No.53808971
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WOAH BLACK BETTY

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BOIL?
BOIL.

>> No.53808976

>>53808920
it probably is a value trap, but you can't deny that AMD is a riskier investment at its current price than INTC.

>> No.53808982

>>53808975
priced in?
priced in

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>>53808982
WRONG
https://seekingalpha.com/news/3938802-us-natgas-sinks-to-lowest-since-september-2020-on-warmer-weather-outlook

>> No.53808996

>>53808920
Why wont their roadmap work out? Do you deny the fabs being built? Do you deny that having the largest semis manufacturing capability headquartered in the US will be a bad thing?

>> No.53809009

...ahem...
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
...Thank you.... You're too kind...

>> No.53809015

>>53808948
Isn't chat gpt limited to pre 2021 data or something like that?

>> No.53809021
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53809021

Intel has made a dogshit product for decades and I'm positively flabbergasted >>(you) would believe they can and would just pivot on a dime and actually not suck for once in my life.

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>>53809009

>> No.53809032

>>53809021
Intel makes the fastest processors

>> No.53809033
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*wins

>> No.53809039

>>53809021
>but the stock price is cheap

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>>53809032
And they have TDP problems, security problems, and strange stress related problems from being rectangular.

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There is a decent likely hood the FOMC minutes will bounce the market.

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>futes

>> No.53809055

>>53808496
COIN WILL MOON. EARNINGS BEAT. GET IN OR STAY POOR.

>> No.53809056

>>53809055
Their earnings were shit retard

>> No.53809057

>>53809049
Why are you like this

>> No.53809064

>>53809015
DAN isn't.

>> No.53809065

>>53808672
>How are all y'all positioned for the F.E.D.'s minutes?
I'll tell you this, I'm not gonna get IV crushed again by buying in before the speech

>> No.53809070

>>53809049
OMG are they ok?!

>> No.53809094

>everyone waiting to see how the computers react to the FED minutes

>> No.53809098
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yesterday morning we had hot PMI data and I kept seeing anons complain about the market dumping on no news, you guys are fucking terrible at this

>> No.53809105

>>53809094
theyre not till 2pm

>> No.53809106
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Here's why.

>> No.53809108

anon below this post is gay

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I'm buying sqqq on all the dips.

>> No.53809119

>>53809065
There is no speech today, they just release a document

>> No.53809121

>>53809098
>yesterday morning we had hot PMI data and I kept seeing anons complain about the market dumping on no news
thats the joke anon, great job you figured it out

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CRAB NOW CRAB FOREVER
UP 1% BY CLOSE
>the MASSIVE selloff of 2%

>> No.53809136

>>53809127
so this guy is just blatantly manipulating the market or what

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>>53809098
We like to have a little fun around here.

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>>53809108

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>>53809127
There was never anything else but crab, bulls and bears are illusions and just aspects of the crab.

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>>53809127
Bullard is such an asshole lmao.

>> No.53809150

>>53809106
I bought and then sold for loss on 5 different positions yesterday. That's exactly why.

>> No.53809168

HERE WE GO

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Calls or puts quick!?!?

>> No.53809173

>inflation is out of control across the globe
>bond yields going apeshit across the globe
>national debt is out of control across the globe
>household debt and credit card maxxing is out of control in murica and probably a lot of other places too
And just like that, humanity will never reach the peak of mid-late 90s and early 2000s again. There will be no landing and no tomorrow. We gaan

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53809182

remember your training
what do you mean you never had training

>> No.53809184

>>53809121
Anon has been telling me that PMI doesn't matter in the past. And now it's enough to tank the market while CPI (wich is much more important said that same anon) didn't move the market.
You know some day I'm gonna stop believing you guys if you keep fucking with me like that.

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Time for the bounce!

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>>53808547
Chart looks like a shitcoin that fizzled out after the bullrun of 2021 and will never recover. Might buy a small bag anyhow though.

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FIVERRSISTERS!!!!!

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>>53809173
>We gaan

>> No.53809198

you sers ever hear about the bayhorse silver?

>> No.53809201

what the fuck was that??!

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>>53809198
>you sers ever hear about the bayhorse silver?
Sit down, sonny. I have some stories to tell ya

>> No.53809213

>>53809175
TIME TO BUY THE DIP!

SLUUUUUURP

>> No.53809218

>>53809193
Their faces are so systematically different. Funny how with humans it's only just on the outside.

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he bought the dip?

>> No.53809226

>>53808810
I was going to call you a shill, but then I saw that last part of your post and had to have a little laugh.

>> No.53809243

natty gas lookin mighty slurpable is you catch my drift

>> No.53809246

>>53809173
>>household debt and credit card maxxing is out of control in murica and probably a lot of other places too
Will lead to debt jubilees or more likely government paying debt from your taxes, meaning that people with savings and no debt will inevitably lose. The majority is debtmaxxing and in a mass popular shitfest, the responsible minority of middle class wagies will always lose so the retards can be farmed to buy bankers a new lambo.

>> No.53809260
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53809260

whats happening bros why we been dumping lately. ive been taking a lil break from the charts. been stacking cash for the big one

>> No.53809263

okay mumu I hope you enjoyed that 3 minute rally since that's all you're getting today

>> No.53809265
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53809265

Do fed minutes move the market? 4.5 hours for minutes but I can't recall if they ever did anything.

>> No.53809269

>>53809219
>he sold the rip
>but it ripped higher
>he waited for the next dip
>but it dipped lower
>ballawallahalla

>> No.53809271

>>53809265
It pumped once i recall, back in October

>> No.53809270

what the fuck is spy doing...

>> No.53809283

>>53809260
Economy is too good. Consoomers wont stop buying and racking up debt. Jobs keep increasing. Inflation is sticking and nobody at the Fed will acknowledge rates need to be higher than inflation.

>> No.53809287

>>53809057
I'm white

>> No.53809290

Bobo getting heemed

>> No.53809305
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53809305

cope and seethe

>> No.53809307

>>53809270
clearly wants to crab until 2pm

>> No.53809312
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53809312

>Jew bankers tell you to sell
>Wait a day and buy
Am I doing this right

>> No.53809313
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53809313

Why is smeege so slow today? Did le winter storm knock out most posters' electricity? Shit load of snow here overnight in Utah

>>53809270
Plunge Protection Team working overtime, does not look like organic movement at all

>> No.53809317
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53809317

>intel cuts their divvy by 66%
>pomps

>> No.53809320

How do I inverse my inverse on a front run?

>> No.53809329

>>53809260
My fault anon, I got shook out of a (relatively) huge put position at -10% or more on everything. Now the World Economic Forum, disapproving of my posts on this board, have made the market go down to personally make me feel bad for the gains I missed out on.

>> No.53809332

>>53809312
just ignore the jew bankers completely, only another party in the market trying to extract value from the market. their opinions are worthless by default

>> No.53809333

Of course AMZN went up after I sold last night. I don't understand this market at all

>> No.53809335
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>>53809312
Buy when red sell when green simple as.

>> No.53809350

ok i opened up a twitter account. which accounts should i follow for investing purposes? whoch accounts should i follow for cooming purposes?

>> No.53809351

i regret not buying those vixy calls i was eyeing at 18 now, wouldve been creaming it now

>> No.53809356

>>53809049
JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

>> No.53809385

>>53809356
paper skin pussy faggot

>> No.53809388

INTChads we won

>> No.53809387
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53809387

>>53809213
Lol

>>53809243
You mean like for the past 3 months.

>> No.53809390

>>53809283
ah so the same shit as the last 12 months then i guess.
>>53809329
did you learn your lesson will you join team mumu?

>> No.53809394

>crapple

>> No.53809402

>>53809385
piss off shit poster, twitter is the new home for your kind

>> No.53809407

>>53809388
>INTC
>>53809317


ZOOM OUT IDIOT.

>> No.53809411

>>53809335
i trust this mommys advice, yuge knockers

>> No.53809413

>>53809317
>intel is fucked until 2025
>BULLISH

>> No.53809414

>>53809402
Nah, I think facebook is more your speed kiddo.

>> No.53809416
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53809416

>>53809394

>> No.53809422

Thanks DOLE anon

>> No.53809425

>>53809350
@deitaone
@StockMKTNewz
@Breaking911
@GregMannarino

>> No.53809427
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>>53809411
*titfucks your're portfolio*

>> No.53809430

>>53809270
Bouncing off 400 as it was obviously going to do cause the bear market is over and the dips are a buy, 400 is a nice round number and close enough to the moving averages. This is the bottom of this dip, now we start the next leg higher.

>> No.53809439
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53809439

umm excuse me
why is TSLA above 200 again

>> No.53809446

>>53809430
pce on thursday and friday with jobless numbers could be a last attempt by bears to try to push it to 3900

>> No.53809450

>>53809390
I will keep gambling my pathetic $10K options budget and sitting on a mix of cash and $JEPI until my FUCKING BULLSHIT job makes me come back into the office next week. Then I will either stop investing or quit. Haven't decided which yet.

>> No.53809454

>large holding of NYSE index ETFs
>decide to short myself for a day
>2/22/2023
>...
Profit?

>> No.53809465

>>53809427
>your're

>> No.53809469

>>53809439

it's at 199 you lying cuck

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53809476

>AMZN
ooooooooooooo

>> No.53809486
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>>53809469
it tapped 200 when i posted that you faggot retard doublenigger

>> No.53809490
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53809490

nice wicks anon

>> No.53809506

those feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx1Bh8ZvH84

>> No.53809507

>>53809427
is this pic real ?!

>> No.53809510

Hey my O is doing a little something. Aparently they are investing in a vertical farm building to lease to some indoor farming startup

>> No.53809513
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>>53809465
You heard me.

>> No.53809515

>>53809507
Yeah, it was the feds sleepover night.

>> No.53809517

>>53809486
TSLA is at 196 anon

>> No.53809523

Big dumpy

>> No.53809524

>4010 rejected twice
it's ogre

>> No.53809525
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53809525

>>53809515
w-what goes on there

>> No.53809528

>>53809515
Imagine the gossip.

>> No.53809529

this aint holding bros..

>> No.53809532

NO DUMPY ONLY PUMPY

>> No.53809538

>>53809517
Spy rejecting TSLA?

>> No.53809543

>>53809529
https://youtu.be/tI-5uv4wryI?t=30

>> No.53809544
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53809544

Buying a call is like catching a knife here right? How stupid would I be if...

>> No.53809551
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53809551

>tfw you sold your SKYT puts
I TOLD YOU RETARDS TO SHORT THIS BAG OF DOG SHIT!!
DID YOU DO IT?!!?!?!?!?

>> No.53809552

I nominate TWNK as the new stock of this obese and pozzed age. It's a perfect representation of today

>> No.53809556
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>>53809427
I find it difficult to control my primal urges when I look at this picture

>> No.53809557

>>53809446
Never gonna happen. 4000 is the floor; generational bottom is in. This week is your last chance ever to buy SPY under 400; at any second we could see the last order of SPY filled under 400 for the rest of human history.

>> No.53809560
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53809560

PULL UP PULL UP

>> No.53809563

>>53809528
they do sleepover before FOMC rate announcement so nobody leaks, it's common knowledge like other anon already said.
pic is real

>> No.53809566
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53809566

>>53809557
well considering the nuclear holocaust is soon you might be right anon!

>> No.53809572

>>53809528
The wise remain indifferent to gossip, as it lies outside of their control.

>> No.53809575
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53809575

its over

>> No.53809579
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>>53809572
Are you fuckin serious my man?

>> No.53809588
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53809588

OH GOD WTF IS HAPPENING

>> No.53809590
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53809590

>this market

>> No.53809592

>>53809439
Why don't real women wear turtlenecks or skirts?

>> No.53809593

this is a serious question please only serious financial related replies please.

i havent had sex in like 5 years but i've been on like 4 dates with this one girl and she's staying over my place all this weekend we are definitely fucking she sent me a picture of lingerie she just bought. what kind of condoms should I buy? I have an average 6 inch dick of normal girth don't need magnums. also go long on CHD.

>> No.53809595

>>53809588
ALGO WARRRR!!

>> No.53809598

>>53809563
Powel already said he gets all the releases the night before the fed meetings so he can give it to the Rabbi. The whole fucking system is rigged, and if you don't know, now you know.

>> No.53809602

>>53809592
most women are fat and dumb?

>> No.53809612
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53809612

>>53809602
Grim.

>> No.53809615

>>53809593
> girl
Your bf will bring is own condom to fuck you with faggot

>> No.53809618

WOAH THAT'S A BIG SHAKEOUT

>> No.53809619

>>53809592
because their fucking lazy and think yoga pants are good year round.

>> No.53809620
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53809620

this is

the big one.

>>53809592

>> No.53809623

>>53809598
why do you think Fed Funds Futures exist, the Rabbi knows before Powell even knows what he will do

>> No.53809625
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53809625

DO YOU WANNA BUY A CALL?
DO YOU REALLY HAVE THE BALLS?
'CUZ IT'S A LONG WAY BACK FROM HEEEEEEEELLLL
AND $SPY'S GOING THERE

>> No.53809628

>>53809593
https://www.trojanbrands.com/en/products/condoms/trojan-ultra-thin-lubricated-condoms
just buy these you fucking virgin

>> No.53809629
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53809629

Alright fuck this I'm gonna go do dishes. Don't let the jews dump the market.

>> No.53809630
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53809630

STOP STOP STOP STOPPPPPPPPP

>> No.53809634

>>53809593
>wearing condoms

lmao shes probably on the pill like 90% of women these days

>> No.53809635
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53809635

Notice the lack of bears in here. they all missed shorting the medium top because they blew their account back in JAN.

>> No.53809636

The economy is not slowing down. Redbook shows same store sales up again.

>> No.53809637

>>53809625
I read that in the tune of basket case

>> No.53809640

>>53809593
>using condoms
ISHYGDDT

>> No.53809643

where did all the soxl people go

>> No.53809653

>>53809643
6 feet under

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>>53809593
instead of buying condoms i'd buy some napkins for all the spaghetti finna be spilled

>> No.53809656
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53809656

>>53809635
bears hunt alone

>> No.53809657

>>53809643
Confession.

>> No.53809660
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53809660

>Entire watchlist has almost the exact same pattern

>> No.53809664
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53809664

>retards missed most obvious double top

>> No.53809667
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53809667

Hey guise, I found this button in my room that says "50 basis point rape hike" should I push it y/n? Feeling yes desu

>> No.53809669

>>53809593
>condoms

STDs are for gays and niggers. I’ve fucked dozens of white girls raw and I’m fine.

>> No.53809673

>>53809660
indexes and algos have been a disaster for the stock market

>> No.53809674

>>53808516
Bullard on CNBC basically signalling a 50 is coming

>> No.53809683
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53809683

Wow that's quite a plunge

>> No.53809682

I can't believe I'm bagholding google

>> No.53809685
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53809685

you bought puts right anon?

>> No.53809688

>>53809664
>TA on 1min chart.

>> No.53809693
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>>53809683
a lot more room to go

>> No.53809700

>>53809682
Google is about the get fucked raw by supreme court decisions on section 230

>> No.53809701
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53809701

>>53809682
Bro when did you buy

>> No.53809702

>>53809049
Aren't niggers great?

>> No.53809720

>>53809593
>>53809628
I also buy the ultra thins and they're the best I've found so far, although condoms suck and if you can rawdog it instead go for it.

>> No.53809721
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53809721

Hello 4redditors, what are we buying today?

>> No.53809723

>>53809702
Yeah, if you have a field of cotton you need to harvest they're great.

>> No.53809727
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53809727

>>53808944
>There is a 7/10 guy out there that will do anything to lick yorkshire pudding off her body.
you literally and unironically just described me

>> No.53809729
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53809729

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWN

DOWN DOWN TO GOBLIN TOWNNN

>> No.53809731

>>53809700
Dude.. that case was extremely overhyped. Have you not read any of the coverage on the hearing? GOOG and META will be fine. There's only one or two Justices who wants to do anything about it

>> No.53809741
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53809741

>he thought it was gonna bounce back up

>> No.53809742

next bread was prebaked btw, but will still be fresh and delicious

no refunds

>> No.53809744
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53809744

Lmao

>> No.53809745

Why's it plunging on LITERALLY NO NEWS?!

>> No.53809752

DOLE up 1.5%. Why didn’t you retards listen. Volume grows every single day

>> No.53809755
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53809755

>>53809720
My schlong is just slightly too wide especially at the tip for normal condoms. Not super girthy but just enough that i'll get a nasty whiskey dick if I use a normal one.

Magnum thin condoms for the win. Holy fuck those are great for fucking nasty college skanks (those who are older than 22 years old)

>> No.53809756
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53809756

>>53809729
CRASH and DIP and SHORT and FLIP

You go my lad,
Bobo my lad

>> No.53809758
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53809758

kek at bulls

>> No.53809764

>>53809070
i'm a bit concerned...

>> No.53809767

Tempted to buy some puts on DOLE right here

>> No.53809770
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53809770

>>53809701
94.77 avg

>> No.53809775

>>53809702
Racist asshole

>> No.53809785
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53809785

>>53809755
anon has a mushroom penis

>> No.53809786

>>53809693
Whats the value at the lower band?

>> No.53809794
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53809794

oh no..

>> No.53809795

Did TSLA finally pop?

>> No.53809797

>>53809794
mashallah give me vix 80

>> No.53809799

>>53809786
about 283~, it'll stagnate around there a little as the algos catch on to the technical level

>> No.53809800
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>>53809643
Still here, still bagholding
Waiting for it to dump further to lower my average

>> No.53809803

I thought we were supposed to be going up?

>> No.53809806

>>53809767
i heard the fungus that wiped out the big mike strain is posing an issue for cavendish farming now as well. imagine if it took hold. DOLE to $1

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Today's action is rather interesting

>> No.53809811

>>53809755
Im 7x5 and need magnums or else i get a nasty red ring at the base of my cock from the condom squeezing. 5” girth isnt even that thick so idk what the deal is

>> No.53809816
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>>53809803
Not until spy hits 320 or 200 whichever comes first

>> No.53809821

US gov will not let intc fail.

>> No.53809823
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53809823

#stockmarketcrash is trending on Twitter. Bottom signal soon?

>> No.53809832

scamdump.
market is going to go wild and when they read that the fed was dovish last FOMC.
because no one knew they were dovish during the speech

>> No.53809833

>>53809767
Someone said that last week. DOLE is up 8% since then
>>53809806
2 more weeks

>> No.53809836
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53809836

>>53809635
Not even gunna lie you described me perfectly.

>> No.53809837

Covered my TSLA short

Probably get back in if it goes near 200 again

>> No.53809845
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53809845

>>53808919

Absolutely disgusting

>> No.53809857
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>>53809756
Crash, dip! Short, flip!
Smash, grab! Puts, nab!
You go, my lad!
Mumu! my lad!

The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
Down down to Bobo-town
Down down to Bobo-town
Down down to Bobo-town
You go, my lad!
Mumu! my lad!

Bobos quaff, and Bobos beat
Bobos laugh, and Mumus bleat
Batter, jabber, cross and hammer hoooooo!
You go, my lad!
Mumu! my lad!

Mumu, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
The Swan's back! the Swan's back!
Down, down to Bobo-town
Down, down to Bobo-town
Down, down to Bobo-town
Mumu, my lad!
Ho, ho! my lad!

>> No.53809859

>>53808975

The absolute state of fly overs

>> No.53809875

>>53809635
>implying the Baggler isn't short right now.
All you had to do was listen to DAN or as he's known by those in the know Big-D.
#Baggler'sBigDickGains #Big-D #AI_Investing

>> No.53809876

Coal bros, we are pumping even after having a day of green yesterday. Is the weeks long decline over? Even natgas is pumping now

>> No.53809880
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53809880

gotta be the bottom right

>> No.53809879

>>53808960
>>53808975
One storm is not enough, we needed an entire winter where euros froze or more natgas pipeline sabotage.

>t. Boil baggie

>> No.53809883

>>53809823
Bottoms and tops are mathematically impossible in this new paradigm. The crab is forever.

>> No.53809887
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53809887

>>53809811
Yeah 7.5 5.5 here.

Normal is just too tight. Barely

>> No.53809888

dead cat bounce of all dead cat bounces. red rain continues in a minute

>> No.53809893
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53809893

>>53808919
>good at making Yorkshire puddings

>> No.53809897

>>53809731
>(((they))) will be fine
we might assume. but we can all cross our fingers and pray for an actual justice to be delt.

>> No.53809902

>>53809888
>Red Rain continues after F.E.D. minutes.
ftfy

>> No.53809903
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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53809911

>>53809593

If you aren’t raw dogging you might as just fuck a trash bag or jack off

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>>53809888
Checked, based

>> No.53809919

bye bye SPX 4000

>> No.53809920

>>53809745
What are OPEX dates, anon?

>> No.53809926

>>53809920
Literally every day now lol

>> No.53809948

>>53809926
Should probably just buy some 0DTE SPY put options every morning now. Only a matter of time before we experience a short sale feedback loop that pops circuit breakers.

>> No.53809955

WOAH BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER!

CANCEL ALLLL ORDERS!!

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>>53809593
Basically, buy some thins but dont wear em unless she asks you to.

It makes you look like a pussy if you are the one who opts for them, also it makes it seem like you think shes a nasty skank.

If you are gonna blow early, pop it out and spash on her tits like thats what you meant to do, then start fingering her until youre hard again and then fuck her again.

That's key. Don't get embarrassed, you both know youre just getting started.

>> No.53809957

next thread coming

>> No.53809963

did Intel really cut dividends or is zerohedge being zerohedge again?

>> No.53809968

>>53809745
We're in a 14 month long downtrend. Same reason the market went up on no news for 15 years straight.

>> No.53809973

>>53809961
>>53809961
>>53809961
>>53809961

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>>53809957
....coming? or coooming??

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We assess the current stock market thread liquidity to be stable and ample.

>> No.53810004

>>53809948
oh your broker is going to quote you a very (((competitive))) price on the SPY shares you'll have to deliver if your lottery-style puts get exercised ITM during a circuit breaker or meltdown...

>> No.53810066

>>53809963
They did