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Make the call.>Educational sites:https://www.investopedia.com/https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain>Financial TV Streams:https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html>Charts:https://www.tradingview.comhttps://www.finscreener.comhttps://www.koyfin.com/https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com>Screeners:https://finviz.com/https://www.tradingview.com/screenerhttps://etfdb.com/>Optionshttps://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.comhttps://optionstrat.com/https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices>Pre-Market and Live data:https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futureshttps://finance.yahoo.com/>Calendarshttps://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendarhttps://www.earningswhispers.com/calendarhttps://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html>Boomer Investing 101:https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started>Misc:https://tradingeconomics.com/https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickershttps://market24hclock.com/https://wallmine.com/https://fintel.io/https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculatorhttps://brokerchooser.com/>Resources:https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSAhttps://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_indexhttps://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart>>53798842
Dividend chads we’re sitting comfy
I thought the American consumer was resilient? Why are the stocks going down so much? Nothing and I mean nothing about this sell off makes any sense.
>>53799989Just buy the dip pussy lol why are you complaining
>BULL MARKET IS BACK SKI DADDY!!!!>FLY EAGLES FLY!!!
How many of you guys are seeing local restaurants and other mom/pop stores closing? My favorite Greek, Danish, and Indian restaurants are all closing
>WING earnings tomorrow morning
Who are we calling?
This is a stock pick recommendation, I am your daily DJ of green and red and blues.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSrc7aulay8
Not even sarcastic: where are the bears today? I assumed they would be jacking themselves raw in here.
What news broke?Are we dumping on no news?
>>53800071only WHO and UN approved goyslop/bug facilities will be open in the future anon
>>53800072/smg/ is shorting WING, right?
COIN short for today earningseasy money
Sage. Clean it up jannies
>>53800062Honestly today's a win for the buyback chads.Every share bought back today is 2% cheaper. Your dividend is unchanged, unless you're actively buying new stock yourself right now.
>>53800074Bill "Margin Man" Hwang
>>53800086It's pretty sad to see local restaurants close.
>>53800082Don't kid yourself, the "bears" were all smug bulls trying to make bears look bad. They're not here cause they hung themselves after we crossed 4000
>>53800082They all died when the markets went up. That's how you know this is the real deal, the bears already capitulated and the bulls got caught off guard.
>>53800082>>53800072>>53800087Shorting WING is a fool’s errand, their margins are higher than ever and they’ll crush earnings tomorrow
>be unemployed most of the year and work bullshit jobs a few months just to meet people if you get bored>workout>fuck whoresOr>be a good wage slave>fat from eating or drinking away your feelings>only have sexxooo if you pay for it>no physical attraction so the sex is low quality Work smarter not harder. Gym gains are the only gains the jews can't steal from you. This is finance related.
>>53800049Why is baggie such a faggot?Why won't he answer me on whether my UNG leaps will print?
>>53800117it's pretty easy to fuck whores when they are all homeless men
>>53800071My local dry cleaners told me their gas bill was over $4000 last month. Same with my local mom and pop restaurant. Some fuckery is going on with NAT GAS. they are trying to kill small business in CALIFORNIA.
As a reminder, this /smg/ is powered by 100% clean solar power :)
>>53800111>Shorting WING is a fool’s errand, their margins are higher than ever and they’ll crush earnings tomorrowSomeone should tell the WING CEO that crowing about a 10% increase in margins due to declining wing prices is not as bullish as he thinks it is. Volatility in input costs doesn’t always trade at a premium.
>>53800063why are you like this baggot?
I'm giving back all the gains I made over the last two months
>>53800082I love bears
>>53800130You might be retarded."Clean stripmines of hundreds of square miles" is pretty fucking clean huh
>>53800117you have a concave chest like me
>>53800129I don't want to keep eating goyslop
>>53800071Me and my boss were going out to eat in ann arbor to talk business for a minute and just randomly chose chili's. We walked in the door and there were people already waiting to be seated. So we went to ask how long. We never saw a host, couldn't see a single employee anywhere. There was a nigger bartender who looked like he just got done fucking and was definitely not doing any real work. We sat there for probably a good 5 minutes and still never saw a single soul helping anyone. Restaurant was fucking empty mind you. We ended up just looking at each other and walking it. It was probably the saddest thing i've ever seen at a restaurant. Ended up just getting fast food. The age of the casual dine in restaurant is dying. you'll either order take out or pay out the nose for fine dining
>>53800131People have been trading down and WING fits the bill, think about it their business model is running 20 deep fryers and saucing wings... Same reason Chipotle and Shake Shack got their dicks knocked in the dirt.
>>53800117Your bussy will be on sale(free) soon, lanklet. Now sit back and watch shit and piss nuke to 3950
>premarket dumping>entire day of endless dumping>dead cat bounce into dumping in last hourWat means
>>53800049FREE MY NIGGA BILLLEVERAGE IS NOT A CRIME
>>53800139They're rather amusing. Too bad they were never domesticated.
>>53800117You've been warned once lanklet...
Is there a way to search the archives for text in a comment vs going to each individual /smg/ thread and CTRL-F? Looking for an older post I made and it's taking way too long
>>53800161Dude WING is trading at 15x revenues. Simple as. Overvalued and growth slowdown. WING is a short. If it moons tomorrow, I add to my short
>>53800173Probably something do to with derivatives fuckery.
Why are LMT/NOC up when the rest of aerospace/defense is down? Is this retail retardation after watching the news all weekend?
please say nvidia tanks in AH
>>53800180I've been here for 3 or 4 months no idea probably though
>>53800180Geez you boomer. Just find a site that archives this board and use their search function.
What the fuck is going on? Where the fuck is power hour? Let my nigga Dow Jones punp already.
>>53800194IDK but I'm trying to load my MIC bags and it's pissing me off.>Monkey = me>Banana = acceptable limit order
MCD is recession proof, huh?
Yes, I am still buying BOIL
>>53800208earnings are tomorrowthen we dumping starts
>>53800217Remember, the first move is always a fake.
You guys fucking told me the market was healing
>>53800155Very mild pectus excavatum. Lucky it wasn't worse I guess because some of the extreme examples are gnarly.>>53800177>>53800162Anime girls aren't real and bussy is stinky and hairy. Eating ass gives you parasites that turn you into a tranny. There shouldn't be any sniffs if she isn't fat and gross. That is all
>>53800218Not even with bug protein. Fuck I didn't know MCD was ran by conservatives.
>>53800255>some of the extreme examples are gnarlyyea, my brother for example
>>53800160chilis & applebees has really gone to shit, food is awful they did you a favor
>sold SOXS at 4,9%+Kill me
>>53800247Yeah, I try not to chase anything. Also I might be retarded.
Ohhh 1/2hr to close, and it's Tuesday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjG7-5kbevo
>>53800100None of your stocks had bought back today
>>53800274>"We're going."good way to fuck up a meme
>>53800250We also told you to buy Bayhorse and Cielo lmao
>>53800160I hope the point of your story isn't "damn these stupid wagies working as waiters, cooks, hosts, etc are all making my dine out experience worse"The point of your story should be that working as a restaurant wagie is one of the worst things possible. If you're older than 22 and work at one of these places you are definitely poor/in debt and really hate your life. All of these mid-tier places that are casual dine-in spots (Applebees, Chilis, TGI Fridays, Golden Corral, etc etc) are genuinely the most toxic environments to work in. When I was younger I dated a chick who was a student working at Applebees. The stories she'd tell me were insane lol. These people are literal slaves, I do not go to Appleebees/Chilis unless there are some extenuating circumstances
>>53800218It's just a fad for a quick cash grab and some viral marketing. They'll be here and gone before you know it, just like KFC's version.
>>538002555 Gorillas and 50 Eagles
>>53800289Dutch is a disgusting language and I won't stand for it.
>>53800082Hi. Today is nice.
Why doesn’t Europe care about the US dumping
>>53800293Cielo Bros. Lol.
Somebody explain what happened to cause the dump today.
Why are we dumping on no news
>>53800250some may call -2% healingwhat acoustic electric guitar does tay have here?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WtNQDvSygM
>>53800304Europe is at ATH's, why would it care?
>>53800255I'm only going to fill your bussy to prove a point, not for my satisfaction. I'm gonna do it and you will love it twiggy. Stop embarassing yourself by posting your skelly ass. You're thinner than today's volume ffs
We're posting our fav music I see. Here is mine:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTJczUoc26U5 girls lost virginity with my help to that tune so far.
>>53800294I worked at red lobster when I was in my early 20's so I understand the restaurant business. Now days it's one of the easiest places to work due to labor shortages. They basically can't fire you unless you do something really terrible because it will take months to replace you. I wasn't trying to prove a point, I was just really surprised
>>53800313Check rates computer.
did you sers buyed the lithium SGML stock
>>53800285CRESY probably did, but maybe not. I'll know tomorrow.
>>53800218just globalhomo trying to push a rope, BYND will crash eventually when theyre done propping it up.
>>53800315we don't have the news, thats the issue, the people in charge do have the news
Fuck this, I'm just gonna work on my taxes for the rest of the afternoon
>>53800313technically, CTA positioning is near all time highs. means no one was left to buyeconomically CPI was atrocious and marketmakers were probably doing some fuckery to screw over 0DTE holders.the market was pricing in literally zero more hikes and now 50bps for march is on the table.
>>53800293and KTOV. Never forget KTOV
>>53800333What exactly were you surprised about? That the service in Chilis is shit? Lmfao. Every single person working on your shift was either on drugs or withdrawing from drugs and most likely were not making rent
why are there 5 /smg/s in the catlog?
>>53800365We run this shit.
>>53800320>acoustic electric... looks like a hand built one off. definitely headed toward the Mississippi with that steel. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fOG_wcV_oU
>>53800352At least my landloooooording hooooomer business ventures are going to mean that my capital gains taxes on stocks are going to be offset by hooomer writeoffs
>>53800304US algos shifting money into EUit's pissing me off this shit is outperforming whole 2022 and still continuing
>>53800173dump all day and go away
>>53800294In my early 20s I worked at some bars and restaurants and it wasn't that bad. Everyone was drunk all the time, kept booze in the kitchen for "cooking", smoked weed in the walkin fridge, all the girls were whores. Look.. Basically no one gives a fuck about your chicken tendies boomer. Like yeah the paycheck is shit but your work day was making jello shots with a bunch of college girls and "trying them out". Basically learn how to make your own food faggot because no one is getting paid enough to give a fuck. I'm so happy that zoomers might actually break the whole system when they refuse to be slaves for jews and boomers for pennies
>>53800029based Kitty, but what did he mean by >leaving a hole to the downside? Short-sellers got wiped out ergo... line gonna go down?
>green baris the golden bull run back yet?
>>53800400For me, it's the nigger or pearchan versions.
tinny is back and went to fucking tailand probably for ladyboys. he's living out some sort of /smg/ shitpost
What a boring ass nothingburger day. I hope tomorrow we get some real sell off after the nukes start flying and we get to jerk off and cover the market in bear cum.
More walmart earnings fuckery. Income down 6% while revenue up 7%. how do you even?then of course (((adjusted))) income is peachy. But they gave shit guidance, maybe they don't think they can keep the shell games going. expenses were up 9%, again expenses growing faster than income despite stellar growth.
>>53800082Are you blind? Pay closer attention.>>53800192You just know.
>>53800160Me and my family went out for my brother's birthday the other day. Ordered 2 apps 5 meals no separate drinks (everyone drank tsp water) no desert, it was $230 before tip. Food was only just alright too I got spaghetti and clam sauce and it was 75% olive oil
>>53800376well arent all high-end guitars somewhat hand built? or do you mean custom? i dont think it's custom it's some general production guitar prollyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKgtA3h8WB8
I was told to buy the Skywater stock and I'm down 20% in one day and it's the worst preforming stock on my 80+ list
>>53800418Sorry to disappoint you Mr. Dotcom. Perhaps you will find another way to make a website that gathers interest from other people's works?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLtmmFjxSoc
>>53800344thanks for recommendation
Yo what the fuck is this shit? Give me one legitimate reason for why the entire market shit its pants today, of all days. I don't want doomer bullshit, I want a rational explanation. I cannot fucking stand moves like this, it just feels like billionaires gambling.
>>53800461I shorted it lmao. Btw I close my short, maybe you'll bounce back soon.
>>53800461better than being the only stock in your list
>>53800449you devilish rascal
>>53800461Do not buy things which are shilled with custom memes about them.
>>53800082I'm still here. I just post whenever I feel like it.
>During the Hunt brothers' accumulation of the silver, prices of silver bullion rose from $11 an ounce in September 1979 to $49.45 an ounce in January 1980 based on London PM Fix. Silver prices ultimately fell to below $11 an ounce two months later.
>>53800416Not so fast!
>>53800461>listening to shills in smgYou honestly deserve it
>>53800471Everyone was gambling with odte and someone showed up dropped his trousers and dropped the financialzilla all over the market
>>53800442Holy fuck lmao this post. You just know this guy lives in a literal trailer park
>>53800362Normally there is at least someone there who looks completely checked out to greet you eventually. Nobody was anywhere to be found. Kind of makes me want to go back to the restaurant industry just for shits.
>>53800471I blame options degens.>Bull = my performance this year>Wall = today
>>53800382You better not of taken a full depreciation in year one like a lot of YouTube gurus are telling people to. That’s only wise if you’re doing big commerical real estate with a 7-10yr holding period since if you sell you have to pay that early depreciation back in full.t. Generational landlord and real estate investor
how much BOIL to make it
buy some soxl before close?yes:no:
>>53800449HOW CAN SHE SLURP?
>>53800518My SOXS did well today and I expect the trend to continue.
>>53800505>Kind of makes me want to go back to the restaurant industry just for shits.If money/bills didn't matter, then I would take up a part time job with a 4 hour dishwashing shift at some restaurant. I would just get drunk and stoned and listen to music and wash dishes. Dishwashing is therapeutic and far better than working as a waiter/cook or host
>>53800520By sucking it up.
>>53800455Ahh, itchy Johansson. Haven't seen her in years. The career worked out for her. Murray seems to be making movies to make up for his womanizing. Not sure how that worked out for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-6EWSnagDM
>>53800508>>53800502If no one can give me a real reason I'm just going to keep buying more. Fucking stupid nonsense.
Anyone put his money on some last minute volatility'?
>>53800471This is a result of Biden's trip to the land of the hohol, combined with vaccine die off, and the situation with the toxic cloud from Ohio that has poisoned 90% of the American water supply. This is literally just the start of what is to come. More and more selling will come and basically we are completely fucked.
>>53800556Chicken Little got nothing on Mr. Kim Dotcom.Gonna crash the US markets to spite the RIAA.
>>53800543Nobody can. I certainly can't. I bought today.
>>53800542johansson does tons of roles, marvel/comic book stuff. altought i dont watch those they are for childrenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0lCZ7q6Jug
>>53800543Again: The market is underhedged in the long term because everyone has been playing around with odte. Someone, big, took a decidedly bearish position which caused the spread on options to widen which in turn has caused people to exit the market with their odte money. An underhedged market then leads to violent downtrend
>>53800527That plus knowing that as soon as they hire me I am going to be their best employee immediately by comparison. So I'd be able to manipulate management and get the best shifts and pretty much do what I want.
I get the feeling we're going down again tomorrow
>>53800571She is the Julia Roberts of the last 15 years.
SKYT dip getting bought
>>53800527You want to be the sauté guy because they keep all of the cooking wine and liquor on your station and bitches think you are fly because you make giant fires all night. The best weed gummies I've ever had from a coworker. Honestly wasn't bad other than the whole doesn't pay enough to matter part. I was living with a rich girl at the time so life was solid. Anyways fuck your chicken tenders boomer
I got fired and have now been unemployed for a few months..How do I go about finding a job? Applying on indeed and linkedin doesnt seem to be working anymore. Does my resume just suck? I'm 3 years out of college about and I've had two "office jobs" both horrid experiences btw.
>>53800616Depends, what kind of work do you want to do?
>>53800616Indeed/Linkedin use a resume elo system based on the words you use in your skills.
>>53800616Best tip I can give you is to identify as a black gay woman when prompted.
>>53800616>How do I go about finding a job?First step is you leave here and find /jobhomogeneral/They'll tell you step two
>diving towards $399.00uh oh
>>53800616don't worry anon we need good me for the front lines of the new Russia/Chink wars soon :)
>CLOSE ON THE LOWS
>>53800518If you feel like losing money yes
COME ON NIGGER, CLOSE DOWN 2% YOU UGLY SPY NIGGER FUCK!!!!!!!
>>53800585We will continue to go down until we hold drag queen story hour in the red square, or Zelensky gives up the territories in rebellion.
>>53800635I dont look even slightly like any other race sadly.. Its rough out here
3 gap down sessions on SPY in a row.
>closing on the lowsSo fucking stupid.
>>53800673is that doggo ok?
>>53800616>his resume isn't 100% bullshitNgmi. I've had 6 jobs in the last two years and every one was a payraise. Just lie to get into whatever industry at a low level and learn some of the jargon and then apply for your immediate superiors job at a different company. No gaps in work history and lie about how long you worked at places/experience you have. Be confident in the interview.. 98% chance is gonna be some hr roastie that interviews you and all you have to do is be borderline arrogant/cocky because women get wet for assholes. It's just science
>>53800681He recovered and now works for the Biden administration.
>>53800692THOSE FUCKING RUSKIES!
Laughing at all the butthurt bulls today. Proved once again you were posing as fake bears last couple months. You're getting what you deserve desu senpai
I used to get off at 4. My position changed at my company and now I have to take a mandatory hour lunch and I get off at 5. Life fucking sucks it’s unbelievable how much this extra hour is fucking me up every day.
>>53800662Go get a deep liquid brown tan and use a dark consealer, wear a toboggan; study worldstar for how stud dykes dress. When they ask why your name is Todd tell them that’s your dead name
I bought some before close
AHAHAHAHA WE'RE ENDING BELOW 4000
>>53800662It's just a way to get past the HR system autofilters. No one will care or even know what you selected when you go in to interview.
>>53800694it's a good thing cat's have no bones
>>53800685This. Your resume is a literal historical fiction. If you're an autistic 4channer then you most likely have the ability to fill out your resume gaps and lie about your certifications / technical background.Applying for ML/Data Science jobs? Well pretend like you're a fucking expert at PyTorch/TensorFlow and that you've done feature engineer projects / regression modeling projects and mug up ALL of the jargon.Just an example
The stock market isn't thje only thing on fire today
nice bull market
Slurpers are dead
Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
>>53800728My penis when I pee
Last week some anon gave me some advice on going back to school for tech by enrolling in WGU.Not sure if you’re here anon but thank you for the advice. Classes starting in April and it’s all covered by military TA. Ever since I realized I could have a BS in CS in 1.5-2 years, I’ve been optimistic about the future
>>53800718I seriously can't believe they survived/evolved this long.
Kek, couldn't even close 2% down. It's over bobos
wow they actually did it, they actually closed below $400 SPY & 4000 SPX
Loaded up on Credit Suisse. Idgaf, there's no way they'll let a jewbank fail, even if it does it will get bailed out. You gotta be stupid to not think this is the easiest win today
>>53800704You are right, I only bear post when I am trying to get the market to pump.>go to nearest bearish fintwit larp account>paraphrase their arguments on smg, making sure not to overdo it so the market gods buy it that sentiment is bearish>watch things turn around the next dayIt's so easy.
Wtf they took Wapner off closing bell overtime, I thought they were going to give him a 2 hour block in the afternoon... At least Brian Sullivan is getting a 7pm show instead of the 5am slot, he’s probably the most entertaining personality CNBC has
sold all my puts at close, comfy in cashgang
>>53800740I didn't sell at least.
whats tomorrow again? fed minutes?
>>53800375holy shit thats a huge cat
>>53800740Closed a trade and made a 0.6% profit ($60).A small win is better than a small loss
>>53800795Literally 0 points in INT
>>53800707get your old job back, by finding somewhere you can do your old job for more money.
>>53800801yes, if they have bad news it will be full on despair
>>53800740-1.60%, but mostly because of one bad apple that I sold
>>53800740Barely moved and I don't intend on changing any of my shit right now anyways
>>53800740>-2.7%I should have redeemed some of my SOXL gains when it went from 8 to 16+Not selling, not ruined, just annoyed at this point.
>>53800816>despair phase OH SHIT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>53800740Lost some money. Sold a few puts. Overall not bad.
A YIELD CURVE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>53800740I got brutally unheemed, +11%
>>53800740>XLB: -1.64%>XLC: -2.2%>XLE: -0.45%>XLF: -2.03%>XLI: -2.28%>XLK: -2.38%>XLP: -0.35%>XLRE: -1.89%>XLU: -1.87%>XLV: -1.3%>XLY: -3.32%>Me: -0.05%>YTD: -3.93%What I need is for Cameco to declare themselves a nuclear power and begin demanding ransom payments from world governments.
>>53800814I was the operations manager for one of our largest accounts. Had my own department for years. Bullshit recession caused the client to cut all contracts and go internal so now I’m on service desk. In training for TAM but still have 3-6 months of this horseshit. My company is really good to me and I’ve had consistent growth. Situation is just unfortunate.
>>53800811Who needs int if agility and charisma are maxed
>>53800811>dont stop kotdeserved it.
>>53800707The difference in traffic from 4pm to 5pm is astonishing. I work second shift now thank fuck and don't have to worry about it.
>>53800740i made 50 bucks
I have a bad feeling about the rest of the year.
Bulltards we gonna make it buy the dip. Just ignore everything logical and buy buy cathir woods is right omggg we rally
>>53800858I WFM now so I never leave the house anymore. Not a problem to me but sitting all day is fucking my ass up.
>>53800173The dead cat bounce is probably 0dte puts getting cashed out, and it turned down again in the last few minutes. This was solidly bearish action.
>>53800853Some can learn though.
>>53800816don't worry it will be good news trust the plan
>>53800434Fine dining is almost entirely bullshit
>>53800871we goin to da moooon baby!
>>53800049YYC coming up
>>5380025515 wolves and 3 bearsand I get to use a rifle because otherwise my defenders can't feasibly stop all the large animals at the same time
>>53800082all the weak bears got raped to death when we pumped 5% past the memelineThis dump is the real deal, all the bears are dead and retail is all in SOXL. It's going to be bloody
Be honest /smg/Did you get hooked
>>53800933I don't have any SOXL are you saying I need SOXL?????
>>53800853Baldurs gate taught me the ideal roll was max dex, max strength and max charisma. Literally min wisdom and barely enough intelligence to read/talk.It's the same in real life desu.
>>53800935i did last week, bigly, but as long as SPX stays below 4125, i'm good
>>53800301The fuck you going to do about the 10,000 rats?
>>53800935My consumer defensive play is still bleeding, wish I had more cash...
Should I get out of the S&P 500 and get into boring boomer stocks with dividends?
>>53800471The big options expiration was friday, and they were rigging it for that.
How long should I hodl my TMV and SOXSFew weeks? Months?
>>53800961JEPI never disappoints in crab markets
what's for lunch?i had a pita with roast beef and sour cream, and did not think that through before i made it
>>53800961>S&P 500Implying that isn't a boomer play.
>>53800961Too late. You people called me retards for buying CAKE at 30. Now it's one of the few positions im doing well on.
Big L for the bulls today, too bad no one is short anymore
>>53800974for TMV you can hold until ZQ prices in 5.75% terminal
Gosh /biz/ I wonder if the (((market))) will go back up 700 pts tomorrow now that Biden visited Zelensky in Ukraine?
>>53801012>too bad no one is short anymorespeak for yourselfI'm holding until we reach new lows
>>53801016Now is probably a good time to long defense stocks. We are entering the next cold was both democrats and Republicans are going to approve any increases in defense spending
Reminder last week after the hot inflation I shilled CCL puts, RBLX puts, SOXL puts, YANG. I told you I sold everything... even JEPI.. no one ever listens. You always call me a nigger. You hate making money. I have a finger on the prostate of the market. I am honorary Jewish.
>>53801015FUCK COIN. I shorted the one stock that ends up mooning today. FUCK YOU ARMSTRONG
>>53800740Up 0.89%, but that was all long term positions and I fear I missed the chance to load up on cheap shorts.
>>53800959Iall have all 5 gorillas stand around me in a circle and do the Donkey Kong ground pound until they’re all dead.
>>53801012Most people here have 0DTE memory I guess
>>53801015I can't believe coinbase is going out of business
>>53801055I find it so odd when anons brag about how "right" they were instead of posting their gains.
>>53801100I posted screenshots of my gains for a whole fucking year and all you niggers did was rehhhhhhhhhhh about how 150% every three months isn't realistic and then I shared an 800% KOLD play and you know what.. fuck you guys pretty much. Enjoy your coke stock and pretending like it's impossible to time the market. I literally posted a screenshot of my puts last week nigger
>>53801145Nice. Now just maintain this performance and you will be rich in no time. Should be easy for someone who knows how to time the market.
>>53801071That'd actually work nicely, you'd have all the rats killed in like 4 minutes.
>>53801145You keep taking on that much risk you will ve beheemed one day. It happens to all of us. The moment you start to feel invincible you need to slow down and reassess. Dunning Krueger in the market is a killer.
>>53801167I've explained my strategy. You click withdraw to checking and take your gains out of the Jewish casino when you win. I pulled out 3,000 in the last week. I won't be a millionaire but I'll never risk more than 20-30,000.
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>>53800320That’s a dobro
>Wednesday: American Petroleum Institute’s weekly report on US oil inventories; Federal Reserve issues minutes of last meeting; USDA total milk production; earnings from Anglo American Plc, Newmont Corp., Eldorado Gold Corp., Hudbay Minerals Inc., Century Aluminum Co., Centerra Gold Inc.>USDA total milk production
>>53801013I'm too retarded to know what this means
>>53801198Buy low sell high. Thanks, that was new to me to be honest. I will make sure to note it down.
>>53801117https://exhentai.org/g/2346608/0104eaab21/>>53801145>>53801198Where can I unsubscribe?
>>53801055Thanks KOLD ANON and i still didnt sell my kold shares in your honor . followed your call on soxl and yang too .
I rolled my puts today and used the proceeds to buy more puts
>>53800049What's your 3 year return in stocks? (Since COVID started)
>>53801145No one cares about your 5 fig portfolio or your gambling addiction lmao. This is what an actual trading strategy looks like.It's easy to pretend you're a genius flipping call options and leveraged ETFs for 100% returns when you're only betting a single paycheck. Worst case, you just reset the next week and start again with a pretend chart showing a 150% return. Scale that shit up and you'll inevitably hit a loss streak and probably kill yourself when you realize how much potential you've thrown away.
>>53801237ok, you can think about selling if any bond yield less than 1 year reaches above 5.5%
>>53801233Milk futures just arrive.
>>53801198>>53801238Instructions unclear, bought high and sold low
We need more threads.
might watch the janny's coding videos actually, seem pretty useful
>>53801254I think we retest ~3800 but I'm locking in profits and withdrawing $ man. The jews tell you it's "time in the market" but that's a goddamn lie and they all know it. It's a big game of pump and dump with normies 401k bags.. imagine that.. jews literally pumping and dumping the world's life savings hahaha.>>53801238Everyone here reinvests their wins until they blow up instead of pulling the money out.
>>53801277very nice ty
>>53801303Way ahead of you>>53801312>>53801312>>53801312
>>53801303if every single poster here became a baker, imagine the numbers
>>53801331smg not bbc
>>53801331You will be hanged for your crimes!
>>53801268Bruh i made half of what you made on 172k with 30k on DRIP and KOLD lmao. It's not gambling to buy fucking shares say that a commodity that's up 500% in a year is going to correct. It's not gambling to cash out your wins.Nigguhs staying salty on /smg/
Turns out the Inflation Reduction act is hurting the european's abilities to be competitive in the carbon reduction economy, and they will have to impose tariffs to offset the billions in subsidies provided by the government. #Winning.
>>53801311I played risky when I had smaller portfolio too, had some wins and it felt great. I honestly hope you make it. I want all anons here to escape wageslavery and watch the system collapse from the comfort of their mortgage-free apartments.
>>53801245Why is there a picture of a sad panda...?
>>53801311Money managers make their money off you keeping your money in the market since they’re get paid regardless on the AUM investing your money... That’s why they tell you to keep your money in the market faggot since time in the market is better than timing thr market, oh yeah and dem sweet sweet carried interest loopholes
what are some stocks?
>>53801422because he can't get in
>>53801435not your concern, just buy ETFs
>>53801435A conservative portfolio of 100% sqqq is the responsible choice.
>>53801435This isn't the time to be buying stocks. You need to wait for the real blood in the street moment, so like 3 weeks or so.
>>53801483I like to diversify with some SDOW, SPXS and SOXS as well.
>>53801435Type a random three or four letters and you will find some.
>>53801485Did I say 3 more weeks? I meant to say 2 more weeks.
Please let there be an utter financial cataclysm. I'm sorry to hope for a disaster, but it would let me stop stop waging that much sooner and that's more important than anything. (Verification not required)
The baggie economy. Don't worry lads, Biden third term QE will save us.
>>53801562Why do you think being unemployed during a disaster is better?
>>53801383Perhaps this is true. Unfortunately your phone died before you could take the screenshot of your low five-figs RH portfolio.
>>53801601more flexibility, and if the riots start, you aint in the office
>>53801601I've been planning to quit my job for a while anyway. And there's enough money saved up for over a year at my current spending rate. Maybe two. I hate working.
>>53801614is he ok?
>>53801435AQBInvest in mutant fish, it's the wave of the future
>>538016272 is risky, try to have at least three years run away, for the event that a trade goes south and you lose a year
>>53801724You're right, of course, but my job has made me so upset I don't know if I can resist. The idea was that I could just get another job if I needed one, but it there's a REAL crash...
>>53801664>tfw no qt gf to recycle with