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[Anonymous No.53799734]

wagie pictures thread

[Anonymous No.53799816]

Why become a waggie ? Just follow your dreams, you can be anything.

[Anonymous No.53799882]

>>53799734

[Anonymous No.53799939]

>>53799734
These are best pizza.

[Anonymous No.53800095]

>>53799734

Wagie, wagie, take your nap
Wagie, wagie, you're on SNAP
Can't afford to buy your grocs
Can't afford to buy your smokes

Wagie, wagie, break your back
Breaktimes over, front desk STAT
Custie needs a helping hand
Custie has a few damands

Wagie, wagie, don't call out!
Weekly meeting, dance and shout!
You love your job its so much fun!
Custie angy, better run!

Wagie, wagie, please work hard
In exchange, a Thank You Card
There is no money, nor a raise
Its time to get back in your cage

Wagie, wagie, take your nap
Wagie, wagie, break your back.

[Anonymous No.53800127]

Wagie, wagie, there you are
In the breakroom, working hard?
I see you sleeping on the job
You're not a human, you're a cog

You make me money, every day
Bi-Weekly paycheck, minimum wage
You work so hard and get so little
Be sure to clock out when you shittle

I'll have no pooping on my time!
I want these floors to squeak and shine
Be sure to mop and scrub that dirt
Don't lift alone, or you'll get hurt!

30 minutes, unpaid break
Its your birthday, here's some cake!
We took the cost out of your raise
And took away 2 sick days

This is how we say thank you
For your hard work, aren't you grateful?
To work for a company as great as ours
Accept this badge, it says "I'm a star!".

[Anonymous No.53800146]

Oh no wagie, caught red handed
Stealing time, your teammates stranded!
Shouldn't you be at the door?
Greeting custies, on the floor?

You have to smile at every one
And clean the baskets when they're done
Don't forget to sanitize
And wipe the tears from your eyes

I can't believe I found you here
You know its the busiest time of year!
So much to do, so little time
Look at the checkout counters line!

Get to the front, we need assistance!
This is the pupose of your existance!
Serving others every day
Shin splints, back aches, waste away

If I find you here again
Just throw your apron in the bin
I'll write you up, would you like that?
A meeting with me and manager Pat?

Employee takes too many breaks
And puts our quarterly profits at stake
Don't let me catch you here again
And sell 20 protection plans before your shift ends.

[Anonymous No.53800216]

>>53799816
Based.

[Anonymous No.53800286]

here in germanys biggest grocery-chain they have 2 mk-ultra songs to brainswash their employees to idealize the company. its so fucking absurd, lyrics are about humanitarianism and how everyone is a family. im too much of a lazy faggot to translate the lyrics, but just scroll through the comments and you can tell by the emojis and all that there are hundreds of wagies that this works on. incredible

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxxHzkjOMAQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ASZtxz4t6I

[Anonymous No.53800463]

I feel very sad looking at their faces, if I had the power I would take them out to live in mountains and discover themselves as men; fuck, it's also scary looking at their faces, the fear of ending up like that in the future when I'm old and weak and no longer have the energy to change anything; I remember I had a similar gaze in my eyes at my early twenties, maybe 19-21 yo, I know the emotions that's behind this look, I wish they can save themselves before it's too late

[Anonymous No.53800487]

>>53800463
dude, nothing gets me harder in the world when NEETs are forced to wagie. I fucking love it

[Anonymous No.53801177]

>>53799734
are those clown shoes?

[Anonymous No.53801190]

>>53799816
All these years and I still don't know if memri.tv is serious or comedy.
Hope it's the first one.

[Anonymous No.53801204]

>>53800286
Here in the US the local WalMart store is like a dance club with the music they play.

[Anonymous No.53801260]

>>53799734
his soul looks absolutely CRUSHED

[Anonymous No.53801274]

>>53799734
he looks super onions for a factory worker.

[Anonymous No.53801288]

[Anonymous No.53801339]

>>53801190
I’ve heard that it’s a mossad psyop but I dunno

[Anonymous No.53801376]

>>53799882
But I thought they all make $60p/h???

[Anonymous No.53801443]

>>53801288
Why do they have to humiliate these poor bastards. It's depressing

[Anonymous No.53801535]

>>53801339
>>53801190
Its sourced from real news, but memri itself is an Israeli propaganda outlet and all those clips are curated.

[Anonymous No.53801541]

>>53801190
>>53801339
It's an israeli company that provides mostly unfavourable translations of arab television stations for propaganda purposes

[Anonymous No.53801584]

>>53801443
cheap marketing, i would imagine. i dont think the overt point is humiliation rather boomers feeling like they can get free marketing by making their wagies clowns in the social media circus in addition to their regular tasks

[Anonymous No.53801630]

>>53801541
>unfavourable translations
Memri are slimy jews but muslims say far worse (and more retarded) shit without prompting.

[Anonymous No.53802485]

>>53801535
>>53801541
>its curated!
>its unfavourable translations!
>propaganda!!!!

lmao muslim cope
your religion is dogshit, your leaders are retarded, your entire society is a death cult.
God bless memri for shining a light on your sick culture

[Anonymous No.53802633]

>>53801443
Boomers love to follow local businesses (even chains) on Facebook, it allows for the jester-like slave class to be mocked and spat upon by the based Boomers!
>>53801584
This too. I love boomers!

[Anonymous No.53802642]

>>53800127
Ronnie McNutt?

[Anonymous No.53802656]

Here's to another 27, wagie!

[Anonymous No.53802722]

you aint dying until you finish your daily quota wagie. back to work

[Anonymous No.53802842]

>>53802722
Checked. Where's the non censored picture?
Life is short and when you die, you take nothing with you. So work and money is all for nothing. Once you're gone, it's like you were never here. 0x0=0

[Anonymous No.53802902]

>>53799816
lmao at picrel

[Anonymous No.53803886]

Fairly Odd Bros.... not like this.....

[Anonymous No.53804082]

>be in chipotle near closing time
>nobody in line except me
>walk up to station
>fat fuck sulks over to the burrito presser
>doesn't even look up while he walks
>"hello what do you want"
>his eyes meet mine
>can't even open them all the way, high as a kite
>order my shit pleasantly
>ask for guac
>"sorry sir we don't have guac"
>makes sense to not make a whole batch, they're about to close
>notice there is a second station for online delivery that has guac 3 steps away
>"any chance you get a scoop from the station over there?"
>"sorry if I did that I'd have to do that for everybody"
>"there's nobody in line behind me nobody has to know"
>"sorry I can't"
>"you know I really wanted guac I'll eat elsewhere"
>he throws food in trash
>walk out the door
>sit in car and order same thing online
>walk in and pick it up
why are wagies so lazy?

[Anonymous No.53804147]

>>53803886
If this was enforced where i worked i'd just shit in a box or in the managers office, and continue to work. if enough peoplke just started shitting on the floor or around the managers, the rule would be changed

this is how unions are formed

[Anonymous No.53804185]

>>53803886
should've paid attention in school, timmy