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>be useless NEET living at home
>every day face crippling depression and suffocating anxiety
>can't find work, hard to leave the house
>Dad tries to hide his disgust for me, can hear mom when she thinks she's alone talking to her friends about what to do about me
>fail at everything, including killing myself
>one day browsing 4chan
>see "/biz/", decide to click on it instead of /b/
>cue chicago bulls theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsIB3-t2j3A
>learn about crypto for the first time
>watch autistic neets like me mooning to lamboland
>look at bank account
>$1000 and some change from birthday money over the years
>start to spend my nights learning about crypto instead of jacking off
>begin to trade, in the beginning get nervous and sell low buy high a lot
>lose half immediately, want to cry, I will never make anything out of my life
>decide to just keep going
>learn to steady my hands
>6 weeks later, have made 28k
>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day
>take out $200 in BTC and buy some clothes that fit
>mom hugs me, dad enjoys talking to me again
>take my remaining 13.8k and hit the crypto markets, one day at a time, half my savings in HODL, day trading the other half
>depression is waning, anxiety still not good but manageable
>mfw see potential for a brighter future

thank you /biz/, wish me luck

>> No.5379964

GO NEET GO

>> No.5379968

>>5379884
good luck anon, I am trying to do the same

>> No.5379982

if this is serious, godspeed anon
you are taking massive action. succeed or fail, that is what is important.

>> No.5380015

B-but what about taxes?
>t neet scared to spend any of this shit

>> No.5380022

also: the best thing crypto can do is remove the jewish stranglehold on money and turn a generation of neets into successful, confident men

>> No.5380038

>>5380015
was gonna say this.

the gay ass complicated tax code is the next challenge.

literally abolish 100% of capital gains taxes.

>> No.5380042

>>5380015
buy silver and trade it in for cash.

>> No.5380064
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5380064

>>5379884
>pay off my moms credit card

>> No.5380090

>pull out 14k, pay off one of mom's maxed out credit cards
>parents are in awe. mom cries. for the first time dad looks at me and smiles
>celebrate as a family, haven't felt good at home since I was a child
>for the first time in my life, I have a spark of confidence
>maybe I don't have to be a retarded neet eating microwaved food my whole life
>maybe can be something one day

is this a repost? I remember reading similar cucked greentext

>> No.5380091

>>5379884
Good luck anon. You are doing great

>> No.5380093

>>5379884
You give me hope op

>> No.5380099
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5380099

>>5379884
Half of your capital into your moms credit card

>> No.5380130

>>5380042
Yes ive read that, it seems to be the only way without ordering online
I started with $100 because i was scared of disturbing my neet income but now im at the point where i might not need the neetbux

>> No.5380137

>>5379884
This story, and your picture, made me both laugh, and cry.

>> No.5380139

>>5380090
>cucked

Being so degenerate you wouldn't help out your own parents.

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5380144

>>5379884
nice

>> No.5380148

nice larp

>> No.5380162

>>5380099
>not helping your mother

>> No.5380169

>>5379884

The dream

>> No.5380178

>>5380130
>>5380099
>>5380093
>>5380091
>>5380090
>>5380064
>>5380042
>>5380038
>>5380022
>>5380015
>>5379982
>>5379968
>>5379964
one of these things is not like the other
one of these things just doesnt belong
can you tell me which thing is not like the others
before I finish thi-

>>5380090

>> No.5380191

>>5379884
right on brother!

>> No.5380250

>>5379884
can i be your friend? i need to get out of this hole myself

>> No.5380335

Good luck brother. I hope to see you in lambo land. Fuck the normies.

>> No.5380469

>>5379884
Same shit, exactly. but only 100$ invest and 6 month cant make more then 200$, and still keep trying to make at least 1000$

>> No.5380555

>>5379884

You did it son. Son, I'm proud.

>> No.5380669

It's great that you're making money, but easy crypto gains won't last forever. You should find a stable source of income.

>> No.5380742

Wow you're gay

>> No.5380779
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5380779

>>5380178
>ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER

>> No.5380798

What coins got you 28x in six weeks?

>> No.5380811

>>5379884
on the same boat my friend. this board saved me.

>> No.5380832

>>5379884
What coins are you holding?

>> No.5380853

>>5380798
This is a copypasta. It's a nice story, but the first time I saw it was three months ago, when I first got into crypto.

>> No.5380857

Thanks for sharing dude

>> No.5381579

i'm a poor fag and a brainlet, is it worth buying like 20 ark and just slowly buying more over time?

>> No.5381821

This is some oldschool-ish copy pasta

>> No.5381857

>>5379884
>your mom has 14K on a credit card but thinks you're the failure
Normies, when will they learn?

>> No.5381929

>>5379884

And then the IRS comes knocking at your door and fucks you silly with taxes.

>> No.5381933

You don't owe your parents anything op. Nothing. It sounds like they failed you by you becoming a failure neet in the first place.

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>>5379884
I wish these great stories weren't roleplaying

>> No.5382011

>>5380139

Under /pol/ rules it's everyone against everyone. Kindness is just weakness and the best people are total cunts. Go figure.

>> No.5382035

>>5379884
What about taxes?

>> No.5382887

I bought around 28k BZC, how fucked am I?

>> No.5382951

>>5380015
1. Put into XMR
2. Localmonero

How fucking retarded are you people?

>> No.5383219

>>5382951
>have to travel 2000 miles to reach a buyer

>> No.5383362

>>5383219
So? Roadtrip, nigger.

>> No.5383786

>>5379884
Good for you mate. Keep up the good work.

>> No.5383862

In a hundred years from now you'll be dead.

>> No.5384431
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5384431

You’re gonna make it buddy, just don’t forget about those of us that were by your side when things weren’t going good. You’re so close, finish the job.

>> No.5384475

could be worse. could be 30+ years old making $20 an hour and paying half the mortage on your parents house like me. I miss being a neet.

>> No.5384537

>>5379884
Yep, money always makes em smile, the soulless bastards.

They didn't love you yesterday and they never really will. Stop blowing your money on them and get the fuck out of there, anon.

>> No.5384572

>>5379884
This fucking pasta is old as fuck. Saw it may

>> No.5384589

>>5379884
Your mom has maxed out credit cards, you have no debt and no expenses. Who's really the idiot here?

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>>5379884
Well done, anon. Now start hitting the gym daily and watch as your depression and anxiety are reduced naturally.

Good luck

>> No.5385904

>>5379884
You will fail constantly in life, don't stop the hustle. There will be shitty times again, don't stop the hustle.
Kek helps those who help themselves.