/smg/ Stock Market Bulls Get Heemed Edition

[Anonymous No.53796246]

Bulls are so mad. KEK. Get Wrecked Edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

Previous >>53795044

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53796260]

>When the forex impact is a greater profit than the actual stock investment.

Im a forex trader now. Time to buy a course from a 16 year old whose photoshopped himself into a lambo on instagram.

[Anonymous No.53796268]

https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
>WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
>LOOK AT THAT
>LOOK AT IT
>TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM
>I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT
>WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOKED
>AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED
>HERE YOU GO
>WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
>THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT
>WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
>WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO
>WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
>IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY
>BUDDY, LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER!
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>LOOK AT THAT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.53796269]

>VIX up 11%
>call only up 4%
T-thanks

[Anonymous No.53796272]

[Anonymous No.53796275]

you fixed some things but you still early baked by about 10 posts

[Anonymous No.53796276]

And once again no reason for the dump

[Anonymous No.53796277]

Please for future reference, what website shows the PMI expected vs actual?

[Anonymous No.53796280]

ABQ buy time?

[Anonymous No.53796282]

>wake up
>check natgas

[Anonymous No.53796283]

>they were baiting retail to buy

explain this then, do we just now trust what they say all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.53796289]

>>53796260
If youre serious, look up the No Nonsense Forex channel on YT

[Anonymous No.53796293]

>>53796277
This one will at some point, it's the only site you need

[Anonymous No.53796295]

>all these pink IDs
Bobros.. we're going to make it aren't we

[Anonymous No.53796298]

this too will pass

[Anonymous No.53796297]

ADXN

[Anonymous No.53796301]

>mfw MSFT

[Anonymous No.53796304]

>>53796283
You have to realize the entire Wall Street operation is dumping on retail retards at the top and buying great assets for pennies at lows

[Anonymous No.53796309]

>>53796277
https://tradingeconomics.com/calendar

[Anonymous No.53796312]

I got a case of cold brew coffee from costco and then got an email from them that it was part of a recall due to one person having a screw or something in their can. so I can return the few cans I have left and get another whole case for free even though I've already drank like 2/3rds of the cans. nice

[Anonymous No.53796314]

>>53796277
Forex Factory is great

[Anonymous No.53796316]

>>53796277
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

this one?

[Anonymous No.53796319]

BOILEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS

[Anonymous No.53796323]

>>53796312
damn bro that's a W

[Anonymous No.53796325]

SKYT NIGGERS OH NO

[Anonymous No.53796327]

My ID determines what ticker I put the exciting sum of 50$ in today

[Anonymous No.53796328]

>>53796283
Who's that? Jim Cramer probably is more well known.And there are probably many people not inversing him.

[Anonymous No.53796329]

pigs at the slaughterhouse
let's drop this shit to 4000 and have a big feast

[Anonymous No.53796338]

Kudos to GOOG, the world's first trillion dollar shitco

[Anonymous No.53796339]

>>53796312
Do they pay for the stomach x-ray to find the screw?

[Anonymous No.53796340]

[Anonymous No.53796346]

puts printing all is good in this world

[Anonymous No.53796354]

SELL

[Anonymous No.53796360]

[Anonymous No.53796361]

after SIGA, BOIL once again a /smg/ meme (SKYT) created a lot of baggies
thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.53796365]

>this gigadump today
>fomc minutes tomorrow
>jobless claims thursday

[Anonymous No.53796367]

>I bought the housing bubble top

[Anonymous No.53796370]

>>53796346
I can sleep bobo, you got a Valium er sumpthin?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796372]

>>53796279
Yeah what will the markets do when Russia starts using nukes? Fuck your interest rates, people will panic and there will be so much fear that the bottom will just fall out.

[Anonymous No.53796374]

Yall bulls are going to get heemed. these bears are calling for lower lows not knowing this is just a pullback not the real crash. kek.

It's now for the bears to be calling for crash to all time lows.

We just had dumb bulls call to all time highs.

Rinse and Repeat. Yall so predictable. i can read yall like a children's book.

[Anonymous No.53796375]

I shouldn't have listened to the dolefags

[Anonymous No.53796376]

>>53796365

[Anonymous No.53796379]

>>53796365
minutes will probably include something like
>members recommended 50 basis points if the data indicates for it
which will bump up the odds for 50bps in March, and also raise the terminal rate / hiking for all other future months

[Anonymous No.53796380]

[Anonymous No.53796383]

>>53796367
>from zero% interest to 5% interest in less then a year
>How could this happen!

[Anonymous No.53796386]

>>53796370
Rockabye baby, cradle on top

[Anonymous No.53796388]

>>53796370
nope got sum coke from me winnins tho

[Anonymous No.53796399]

>>53796375
You know you can still sell right faggot? quit holding the bag idiot.

[Anonymous No.53796407]

Alright I'll sell my calls as soon as they get to breakeven, please forgive me bobosama

[Anonymous No.53796415]

>>53796372
I mean 364 days ago you were also saying there was ZERO chance Russia would invade Ukraine bags

[Anonymous No.53796416]

THE BOTTOM IS IN, TIME TO SLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRP

[Anonymous No.53796417]

>>53796367
And yet the prices have barely moved

[Anonymous No.53796420]

Alright, that’s it bros. I’m closing my positions and getting out. Have fun. The rest of this year is going to be an unbridled shitshow.

[Anonymous No.53796424]

>>53796420
I just cut my shorts too. I am out, 100% cash, up 40% on the month.
Have fun boys

[Anonymous No.53796426]

NOOOOOOOOOO The 10 year is going down. WTF!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53796431]

>>53796420
I tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.53796441]

>>53796374
There is the schizo post, finally.

[Anonymous No.53796443]

SHILL ME STOCKS YOU NIGGGERS
I HAVE 50K TO LOSE FAST

[Anonymous No.53796444]

The 10 year is crashing. It's over.

[Anonymous No.53796446]

LCID is going to $6 tomorrow, isn't it? It dropped 3% on open and is down ~7-8% now for (((no reason))) a day before earnings. The buyout was fake news to create exit liquidity, wasn't it?
>t. up 67% currently

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796451]

>>53796415
That's not even fucking true. I had insider information and gave you guys the exact time the invasion would start.

[Anonymous No.53796453]

>>53796443
short tesla

[Anonymous No.53796457]

Why did I ever think it was a good idea to get mixed up into all this obvious rigged kikery? What was I thinking?

[Anonymous No.53796459]

>>53796367
I had a friend who was buying a house around October, and I felt the ethical obligation to tell him that he was buying in at the absolute top of the housing market, and that if he waited and continued renting for another year, the amount of money that he would save on his $1,000,000 home that he was looking at buying would far, far exceed the amount of money he would spend on rent, probably by a factor of 10x
>$1600 month rent x 12 = $19,200
>housing prices fall 20% = $200,000 off
unfortunately, he succumbed to the pressure of his wife, and bought the $1,000,000 home at the absolute top of the market
he will be fine in the long run - but I think he's already down between $50 and $100K for his housing area

[Anonymous No.53796461]

>>53796346
Alright I sold my calls, I'm buying puts now. Nothing personnel mumus

[Anonymous No.53796463]

>>53796367
Fucking probate court took over a year to process a death in the family so my mom can't sell her inherited houses now. She would've liquidated everything at the top too. Absolute bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53796464]

>>53796444
Checked

[Anonymous No.53796466]

>>53796431
I’m sorry I didn’t listen. I have one small position in a company spinning off in a few weeks. Will sell once it does as well as the shares of the spin off and I’m out. Going to buy canned food and ammo. I wish everyone else the best.

[Anonymous No.53796467]

>>53796417
Because foreclosures are low, just because volume has dried up doesn't mean price will crash. But it does set things up where a small change could cause major price changes.

[Anonymous No.53796470]

>>53796457
You weren't thinking, you were fomo'ing

[Anonymous No.53796474]

>>53796463
grandpa should have made a will

[Anonymous No.53796477]

>ARBE
Been watching that ticker since it was a SPAC and considered entering at 2.70 because LiDar is some future wave shit that will likely get implemented in most if not all autonomous vehicles at some point.
Mf gone and run it up now. Don't know if I'll ever have a position in it god dammit, fucking Israelis.

[Anonymous No.53796478]

>>53796417
its because people aren't wanting to take a loss yet and are still holding on. some areas are already down 5% or more

[Anonymous No.53796479]

>>53796461
Time to buy the bottom lads

[Anonymous No.53796483]

time for the 10:30 reversal

[Anonymous No.53796486]

I sold my puts on Friday and paid more to buy them back today

[Anonymous No.53796493]

>>53796463
All governments are there to do is to enslave it's people

[Anonymous No.53796495]

>>53796451
Everyone knew after Putler gave that speech and rolled across the border at 2am on 2/2/22 and Jim Brandon gave his response at 2:22pm on 2/2/22.... You were definitely saying it wasn’t going to happen up until Putler gave that 2 hour long speech right before invading

[Anonymous No.53796501]

We loading on BOIL and gold miners right

[Anonymous No.53796503]

>>53796479
Long way from the bottom dumbass

[Anonymous No.53796504]

>>53796486
So glad I'm not you and just lose money the normal bagholding way.

[Anonymous No.53796507]

comfy in my small conservative portfolio of 50% SQQQ and 50% TSLA shorts

[Anonymous No.53796510]

>>53796451
>>53796372
when the nukes start flying your money isnt valuable anymore anyway

[Anonymous No.53796511]

>>53796501
At this rate I wouldn't be surprised if BOIL price somehow went negative

[Anonymous No.53796512]

>>53796478
People don't just accept losses on their houses and move out, the data is really not there for a 2008 housing crash, foreclosures/un-employment are no where near what they need to be for that.

[Anonymous No.53796521]

>>53796501
if natgas does another 5% correction maybe

[Anonymous No.53796526]

>>53796521
So basically tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53796540]

>>53796526
likely

[Anonymous No.53796544]

>>53796339
how could a screw get into your cup?

[Anonymous No.53796547]

PEACHES IN HOT SAUCE I'm confused.
Do I sip, do I set my hair on fire?!?
Housing down, this is great, but market is down, silver up pushing 22?
And I laughed at those who said Elon had anything to say...

[Anonymous No.53796557]

>JWN is now lower than before Ryan Cohen bought in
>it only took 12 trading sessions
I'm surprised he hasn't tweeted more about it.

[Anonymous No.53796559]

>>53796372
Shut the fuck up DotCom.
Nobody gaf about Putin and Moscow. Putin's taking %'s, he isn't gonna give that up for nuke exchange.

[Anonymous No.53796561]

>>53796327
>O
Based

[Anonymous No.53796562]

it looks like they're really trying to make it appear as if there will be a 4k SPX test today - I honestly don't think even the test will happen, would be surprised if we even test 4010

[Anonymous No.53796570]

>>53796547
I'm more of a Peaches en Regalia man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGQxI0G6mKk

[Anonymous No.53796572]

BUDDY LOOK AT HOME DEPOT COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53796573]

AAAHHHH DUCKING BBBBBOOOIIIILLLLLL

[Anonymous No.53796577]

>>53796557
Betting against any Cohen related press release is just free money. Its like the new citron research of contra plays.

[Anonymous No.53796580]

>Yields
>Captcha: AGG

[Anonymous No.53796585]

>EU is still holding up
I hate (((them))) so much

[Anonymous No.53796597]

>>53796572
what happens if you get paint in your eyes?

[Anonymous No.53796598]

>>53796580
He looks surpisingly alert / vigilant here how old is this photo

[Anonymous No.53796601]

SPY is going sub 200 and we are going to enter WW3 shortly by design. I tried to warn you, but you didn't listen

[Anonymous No.53796602]

>>53796597
It would be very painful

[Anonymous No.53796605]

>>53796602
For you.

[Anonymous No.53796606]

Okay okay okay, 11 AM reversal come on

[Anonymous No.53796612]

>>53796572
I can impregnate her, if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.53796616]

>>53796601
The beauty of that is that we’ll then see S&P at 6000+ because of how the index is constructed

[Anonymous No.53796618]

>>53796598
Gotta be 2014-15 he hasn’t gotten his facelift yet that stretched his face like Nappa leather over a car seat

[Anonymous No.53796621]

>>53796612
Sorry, not following you here.

[Anonymous No.53796622]

>>53796577
I'm waiting for Citron to tweet about WISH again. It amazes me how unfortunate his longs are.
>BBBY is the next RH ($20 -> $1.50)
>APRN will be bought out for $30 ($8 -> $1)
>JMIA is a buyout target ($10 -> $3)

[Anonymous No.53796623]

>>53796612
not really sure what you are going for here bud

[Anonymous No.53796629]

>>53796597
Almost all paint these days is latex paint and is basically non-toxic with the exception that they contain silica which you don't want to inhale.

[Anonymous No.53796632]

>>53796601
shut faggot. stop regurgitating shit i said last year.

[Anonymous No.53796643]

>even on red days it's slow as fuck
just get it over and done with reeeee this market is boring

[Anonymous No.53796648]

bobo you are in big trouble if we don't break 400

[Anonymous No.53796647]

>>53796632
Which was just stuff you were regurgitating from me 2 years ago. Apologize.

[Anonymous No.53796650]

>>53796643
That's the PPT at work holding the line

[Anonymous No.53796651]

MSFT calls, thoughts?
I really think the activision deal is going through

[Anonymous No.53796652]

MUHFUGGEN VIX NOOD

[Anonymous No.53796653]

>>53796622
>APRN will be bought out for $30
Yeah so that's 100% never happening

[Anonymous No.53796655]

>>53796647
Clean up on aisle 9. Faggot spewing too much bullshit.

[Anonymous No.53796659]

>>53796459
POOOOOOOOOMP IT

[Anonymous No.53796662]

Test

[Anonymous No.53796663]

>>53796647
>>53796632
Sorry chuds I was saying this THREE years ago

[Anonymous No.53796665]

>>53796650
yeah it's annoying, i don't give a fuck if we're red or green as long as it doesn't take a literal month to get the move over and done with when it could've happened in one day

[Anonymous No.53796666]

>>53796623
>>53796621
I'm just saying that I would take her out for a nice meal, walk in the park, go skating, talk about our plans for the future, work up to a first kiss. Call her at 2am and listen to the sound of the phone as we both try to not fall asleep, then in about seven months propose to her, marry her within a year and half at a clean and pretty little chapel with close family and friends, and then send my sperm to one of her eggs, to be implanted in her uterine lining, to grow into a little human with 20 filangies, 24 hour needs, and a stanky butt. In about 40 years when her ass is cottage cheesed, she weighs 210, and we're both grey with weird spots, we'll retire to a little house on the coast, where we'll walk every morning, surf in the summer, and have the grandkids over for a week every year.
Finally, as my heart slows and my vision narrows, I'll tell her I love her, smile at my good fortune, and die with my family surrounding me.
Dirty shit like that really turns me on.

[Anonymous No.53796667]

>>53796457
>thinking

[Anonymous No.53796672]

>>53796651
Buffet doesn’t and he bailed, that should tell you since his uncanny ability to know time his entry point buy signal before the M&A was announced... Do with this information what you will

[Anonymous No.53796676]

>>53796474
There was a will. It still took that long.

[Anonymous No.53796681]

awesome

[Anonymous No.53796682]

>>53796653
tell that to him, not me.

[Anonymous No.53796684]

>>53796666

[Anonymous No.53796692]

>>53796663
Sorry to trump you, but I was saying this in the womb 35 years ago. Stop stealing my intellectual property and claiming it as your own.

[Anonymous No.53796704]

>>53796682
>that image
"please buy my bags" lmao

[Anonymous No.53796712]

>>53796666
That sounds beautiful

[Anonymous No.53796719]

>>53796682
>APRN
Holy mother of sweet jesus...

[Anonymous No.53796722]

>>53796692
36 years for me

[Anonymous No.53796726]

>>53796459
How's he going to be fine in the long run. Everyone's house will go up in price if his does. If he sells to move into another home, that home will be up from now too.

This bogle baggot mentality is so retarded

[Anonymous No.53796731]

>>53796692
You were never reborn. That is impossible.

[Anonymous No.53796736]

Friendly reminder the bear market actually is 100% over the day Cathie Woods closes down her scamfunds. That actual hour is the buy.

[Anonymous No.53796746]

>>53796719
I only placed 1.5k in this dogshit stock.

[Anonymous No.53796751]

>limit sell on put missed by 0.05

[Anonymous No.53796752]

bought some SPY for the fake and gay pump incoming for the day

[Anonymous No.53796754]

*farts*
FUCK
*pisses pants*
BULL
*squats*
NIGGERS
*shits pants*

[Anonymous No.53796756]

>>53796692
Well I was telling other sperm that 37 years ago inside my dad's nut sac, but they just wouldn't listen

[Anonymous No.53796755]

>>53796726
>How's he going to be fine in the long run
because he is able to afford a home that is $1,000,000 in the first place

[Anonymous No.53796764]

>>53796719
the weirdest part was some guy named Joseph Sanberg agreed to buy shares from the company at $5.65 for $56 million to "help solidify the balance sheet", yet the market still doesn't give a shit lmao

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796767]

SPY will be sub $400 today. Then those options dealers will have to short the SP500 to hedge the 0DTE they sold and will lead to a chain selling feedback loop that sends us into a circuit breaker.
#ScreencapThis #TuesdayTormoil #Bobo'sBack

[Anonymous No.53796778]

>>53796767
AH SHIT WE GOT JINXED> FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53796789]

>>53796764
>Sanberg
the other jews instantly recognised jewish tricks

[Anonymous No.53796792]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53796800]

>>53796666
Things are so bad these days that even quad Satan misses the good times

[Anonymous No.53796801]

>>53796767
would be nice but we have no catalyst for a big push down yet
retards still on hopium buying spree until more data comes out

[Anonymous No.53796807]

>>53796666
Is it safe to say that you'll be cooking her eggs in the morning, and she will in fact not be allowed to leave until she finishes all of them?

[Anonymous No.53796808]

I told you faggots markets pricing in higher interest rates. kek. some anon said priced in means nothing will happen. HA HA HA

[Anonymous No.53796809]

Fundamental analysis: an elegant weapon for a more civilized age.

[Anonymous No.53796822]

WOULD YOU FUCKIN BURGER PUMP IT? I WANT TO SHORT FROM HIGHER AGAIN!

[Anonymous No.53796833]

I'M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WOOOOORLD
LIFE IN PLASTIC, IT'S FANTASTIC

[Anonymous No.53796835]

>>53796808
As far as /smg/ is concerned, everything is priced in. Even something not being priced in after they said it was priced in is actually priced in.

[Anonymous No.53796836]

>>53796808
>screencapping your own posts

[Anonymous No.53796838]

>>53796764
Two strikes.
First, his name is weak.
Second, "solidify imo, with 1,000,000 shares should come with a expected plan for some kind of turn around.
If all he did was get suckered into throwing money on a bonfire, what's the use?
Thanks for taking my bags Joey. Good luck with the turnaround.

> direct-to-consumer platform that delivers original recipes with fresh and seasonal ingredients. It also operates Blue Apron Market, an e-commerce market that provides cooking tools, utensils, pantry items, and other products. In addition, the company offers Blue Apron Wine, a direct-to-consumer wine delivery service that sells wines, which can be paired with its meals. It serves young couples, families, singles, and empty nesters.

Sooo, overpriced online boutique with huge upfronts, massive risks between point of purchase and delivery, a model that literally teaches your customer base how to stop using you, and wine aunts out of their $250k/year google job.
Bullish for MCD

[Anonymous No.53796846]

>>53796836
he has to do it since no one else will lmao

[Anonymous No.53796852]

>>53796809
The lightsaber makes no sense. If it were truly plasma, to light sabers hitting each other would simply pass through one another. Star wars is gay.

[Anonymous No.53796856]

>>53796835
>having tinny faggot saved

[Anonymous No.53796858]

>>53796808
If you believe in that case - buy banks.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796860]

>>53796852
It's made solid through the force retard.

[Anonymous No.53796862]

>>53796852
It's phasma

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796872]

Awe fuck, we just bounced off the day's bottom didn't we?

[Anonymous No.53796879]

>VIX 23
IT HAS RISEN

[Anonymous No.53796880]

>>53796872
No.

[Anonymous No.53796887]

>>53796872
I bought a couple calls just now so no we are going to keep dumping.

[Anonymous No.53796892]

>>53796856
I miss tinny's schizo ramblings. Shame about the gook fetish. I enjoyed watching one of his videos where he was explaining the hidden messages in the artwork from one of the new WoW expansion boxes. It was predicting trump's assassination allegedly

[Anonymous No.53796900]

DIE ECONOMY DIE

[Anonymous No.53796902]

>>53796838
I mean the guy was retarded enough to tweet out a poll asking if he should take the company private. The Elon complex hath spread through all of Silicon Valley, it seems.

[Anonymous No.53796919]

>Buy out of money calls in case markets make a sudden rebound
>Buy out of money calls on SPXS if the market keeps going down

[Anonymous No.53796935]

>>53796919
You've doomed us to crab at 400 for oh about 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.53796951]

>>53796935
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53796957]

>>53796935
Way more than 2 weeks. Try 2 decades at the very least

[Anonymous No.53796962]

You ever feel like a loser?
I've been one for 30 years

[Anonymous No.53796972]

>>53796935
2>1

[Anonymous No.53796974]

>>53796935
Don't worry don't worry, this is my first time buying options, the first one is free

we're fine

[Anonymous No.53796976]

>"buy INTC, this heckin dividend is awesome!"
>"buy GEO, this sell off is an overreaction!"
you beclown yourselves, chuds.

[Anonymous No.53796986]

>>53796962
>loser
Life is not a race

[Anonymous No.53796993]

>>53796399
I don't give a shit about DOLE and that one faggot has been irritating, but is there anything wrong with holding it. They'll be around forever as far as I can tell and there's a divvie. I guess it could be some boring hold for someone looking for a cheap DIV play.

[Anonymous No.53796994]

>>53796962
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77R1Wp6Y_5Y

[Anonymous No.53797000]

>>53796986
That sounds like loser-talk.

[Anonymous No.53797003]

>>53796872
it's a meltdown day baggie. we close at the LotD

[Anonymous No.53797016]

>>53796559
Baggie might be the biggest faggot in the universe. What an insufferable kike.

[Anonymous No.53797018]

>>53796976
this made me check my dividend watchlist, holy fuck everything is getting memed

[Anonymous No.53797021]

>>53797000
It is. But it's also the truth

[Anonymous No.53797022]

>>53796836
>>53796846

If you were guys ever right you would screencap your post. I do it to prove I was right, so idiots would stop falling for your shit posting. But since all you do is lose money all you can do is be triggered. I am actually trying to provide content and useful information. you know like contributing to this shit hole SMG. You guys are a disgrace and a complete joke compared to the ORIGINAL 2chan.

Keep shit posting, speculating and gambling. Your degenerate losers

[Anonymous No.53797027]

>>53796976
I am the guy that shilled those.
I too started buying LMT in 2011.
However do as you please.

[Anonymous No.53797033]

SPY about to go under $400

[Anonymous No.53797035]

>>53796957
Most likely not 2 decades

[Anonymous No.53797036]

ofc tesla shits the bed after i sell my puts. Tired of this crabbing bs

[Anonymous No.53797038]

TSLA kek. Nice straight line

[Anonymous No.53797041]

>>53797033

[Anonymous No.53797045]

>>53796572
She should be at home, pregnant and cooking.

[Anonymous No.53797049]

>>53797027
Check out SPY since 2010. You really gonna brag about a mediocre 10+ year hold?

[Anonymous No.53797054]

>>53796375
Dole is down less than 1%. SPY is down 1.5%. Dole keeps winning

[Anonymous No.53797059]

imagine not buying this dip, tomorrow's massive pamp will make me cam

[Anonymous No.53797067]

>>53796986
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CrtRucPEbsI

[Anonymous No.53797070]

>>53797041
>It's a BULL MARKET

[Anonymous No.53797072]

BIDEN ANNOUNCING WORLD WAR 3

GET OUT OF THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.53797075]

There are days where I just debate drinking myself to death, this day is one of them. All the 3dpd posting reminds me of the better days in my early 20's. I feel like I've lived all the life there is and my best days are behind me. Any stocks for this feel?

[Anonymous No.53797078]

>>53797059
I bought calls expiring tomorrow anon.

That means we fucking dump.

[Anonymous No.53797082]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy the dip. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53797084]

oy vey that's more like it holy fuck, just get this shit done with already

[Anonymous No.53797093]

>>53796643
what is bobos target anyway. I expected 3900 last friday, and we are still crabbing at 4K

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53797094]

>>53797072
#DraftOurNiggers

[Anonymous No.53797095]

ummmmm excuse me hi excuse me

eto.....

why is TSLA still above 200?

[Anonymous No.53797103]

>>53797084
there's 4 and half hour of pain left in stock for you

[Anonymous No.53797105]

>>53797027
>my past returns are indicative of future ones
there is no reason to hold GEO when CXW is cheaper and safer. I've said this like 50 times before but everyone jacks off to GEO because Burry was a drama queen and made it his only stock for one quarter.
there is also no reason to buy into INTC before they announce a dividend cut. the longer management continues to defend it, the more the company is hurting itself.

[Anonymous No.53797114]

>>53797075
dumb miko boomer

[Anonymous No.53797115]

>>53797070
MASSIVE BULL MARKET (editors note: in puts)

[Anonymous No.53797119]

>>53797105
>CXW
Based. I own those, too.

[Anonymous No.53797122]

>>53797093
algos say back to the ma in the bollinger
>>53797103
i really don't care, i'd much rather have these harsh swings that sit at a 1% monthly move where fucking nothing happens; rip the bandaid off, get shit moving, anything is better than stagnating

[Anonymous No.53797127]

>>53797105
Skyt is unironically a tremendous buy.

If it succeeds it's a 100 banger and if it fails, it should see a 10x over the next 2 to 5 years thanks to government gibs before it dies.

Intc is retards play

[Anonymous No.53797129]

Biden speaking, prepare for GIGA DUMP

[Anonymous No.53797131]

>>53797075
Clorox and gun stonks?

[Anonymous No.53797132]

>>53797078
god bless ai tits

[Anonymous No.53797139]

>>53797114
I had my one true love lined up and you chuds scared him off. Now what the fuck am I gonna do. You guys need to fix the scoopsies situation stat!

[Anonymous No.53797145]

>>53797127
>Skyt is unironically a tremendous buy.
not going to buy your bags
see you at low single digits soon(tm)

[Anonymous No.53797146]

>>53797127
this is inappropriate course wear who do I report this violation too?

[Anonymous No.53797147]

>>53797095
>cheapies

[Anonymous No.53797156]

>>53797122
so by the time those slow moving bears reach it, should be around 3800, yeah i call crab

[Anonymous No.53797158]

>>53797127
Whay the fuck kind of outfit even is that? That's definitely not golf wear. Are those fucking pajamas? Luckily golf is a fag sport so I don't care.

[Anonymous No.53797161]

So was scoopsies really black or the code autist with a spray paint can

[Anonymous No.53797163]

>>53797115
Hmm... I dunno.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0

[Anonymous No.53797168]

>>53797146
You buy a course labeled shirt at the shop and pretend you're there to kick her off but let her know you could potentially be convinced to let her stay...

[Anonymous No.53797173]

>>53797119
I mainly shit on GEO holders not out of hatred of the industry but because people hyped the shit out of it from Burry's YOLO. There was a reason why GEO was 20% shorted while CXW is barely 5%.

[Anonymous No.53797176]

>>53797161
He may not have been a real nigger, but he was /ournigger/

[Anonymous No.53797182]

>>53797161
>was scoopsies black

[Anonymous No.53797191]

>>53797156
monthly looks even worse though, we could be in for a nice flush finally

[Anonymous No.53797194]

>>53797161
yeah bro, he's was a very real black woman

[Anonymous No.53797200]

>>53797158
>sport that only lets men or the most beautiful, well bred women play
>literally no niggers or fatties
>gay

You're poor, fat, a nigger, extremely uncoordinated, or some combination thereof.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53797205]

Looks like the market just found a bottom.

[Anonymous No.53797206]

>>53797173
People aren't still really holding GEO, are they?

[Anonymous No.53797207]

>>53797176
>>53797182
i only heard about it from one of rocker's hour long stream of conscious vids. But it sounds like someone actually saw what he looked like? If you dont want to post that is fine, but did he look like that one Wanted-Dead Or Alive.jpg picture from long ago?

[Anonymous No.53797210]

>>53797078
Can’t wait to see pajeets trying to pick AI women up.

[Anonymous No.53797213]

>>53797205
>Looks like the market just found a bottom.
sounds gay

[Anonymous No.53797218]

>>53797207
not at all. also jannies ban you if you post him

[Anonymous No.53797220]

>>53797168
This is dedicated to this young lady's choice in outfits, and that fairway shot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzS0AJHK5MM

[Anonymous No.53797221]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHILL ME CHEAPIES I MUST SLUUUUUUUURP

[Anonymous No.53797226]

>>53797078
How can non-AI women compete?

Also COIN will dump AH right?

[Anonymous No.53797236]

Is it just me or did Yahoo finance change the green color on their charts

[Anonymous No.53797237]

>>53797206
yes because heckin Burry's still in (despite him tweeting out "Sell." and his inability to hold a position for longer than 2 quarters)! only LIB KEKS are against GEO.

[Anonymous No.53797238]

240% IV on 3d COIN options. Lol, lmao.

[Anonymous No.53797239]

>>53797200
>literally no niggers or fatties
>Tiger Woods successfully memory holed
>golf reclaimed
Nice

[Anonymous No.53797241]

>>53797191
it kissed the monthly 20 vwma now for the 8 month in a row, as long as bears dont manage at least a third retest of 3600 crab reigns supreme

[Anonymous No.53797244]

>>53797218
yeah, I like scoops alot and am sad about this development. I just had a stake in him still but I guess he is runned off for good.

[Anonymous No.53797255]

>>53797173
Yeah i bought the dump.
>>53797206
Prisons are a good business. Especially if you can bill the inmates for the stay.

[Anonymous No.53797257]

>>53796621
posting shit like this should get you a 10 months of gang stalking. god forbid i ever get real money cus i would pay to have it done you fucking nigger

[Anonymous No.53797262]

how about everyone just shut the fuck up about tripfags and instead tell me where to put my fucking money today

[Anonymous No.53797266]

>>53797200
>golf
>sport
Lol. Lmao even. It's nothing more than an event for people to dress up like fags and sniff each other's farts
>>53797207
No. He's a qt, but he wasn't the person from the wanted poster. I also did some research via Bloomberg anon, and the name they posted when they doxxed scoopsies wasn't him. It's some vp at apple or something.

[Anonymous No.53797267]

>>53797244
https://www.youtube.com/@SDFC
this is his channel if you want to hear his voice

[Anonymous No.53797271]

zoom out on SPY, we still have a bit more to go down short term it seems

[Anonymous No.53797274]

>>53797257
Whew. 10 months of constant attention?
I think you may misunderstand how attractive that sounds to some of us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvQMyVoefNI

[Anonymous No.53797277]

>>53797262
>how about everyone just shut the fuck up about tripfags and instead tell me where to put my fucking money today
How about take your money and shove it up your ass?

[Anonymous No.53797286]

>>53797277
whats the expected return on that

[Anonymous No.53797287]

>>53797226
I don't know. We could see COIN do alright during the downturn unless governments make cryptos illegal

[Anonymous No.53797305]

>>53797239
Tiger woods is like 25% nigger and his white and asian characteristics trump his nigger ones.

He even says hes not a black man, but hes a mutt, on a regular basis.

[Anonymous No.53797306]

>>53797271
yearly shows a complete retrace of the 2021 candle with 20 vwma at 1950. Nukes and WW3 wouldnt be able to get it back to that

[Anonymous No.53797307]

>>53797241
>it kissed the monthly 20 vwma now for the 8 month in a row
yeah it's not really a good look imo, seems like stagnation and then the final leg down, which makes good sense given the RSI would then reach oversold territory and the macd would have a proper recovery lined up; that's not even accounting for any real world issues popping up to contribute to it like more war drama

i'd prefer it they just hurried this shit up, it's boring

[Anonymous No.53797320]

>>53797286
Depends on what you ate recently

[Anonymous No.53797325]

>>53797307
I mean worst/best case scenario would be WW3 and I suppose it would end the spx at 2300 max retesting 0.382 fib levels, thats a merely 50% retrace

[Anonymous No.53797327]

Where’s the dip buyers?

[Anonymous No.53797330]

anyone else like seeing the most traded contracts of the day?

[Anonymous No.53797334]

>>53797325
WW3 will happen. Not because of feuding governments, but because the WEF wants it so. A great way to kill off a great deal of the population is nuclear war.

[Anonymous No.53797343]

Lol what the fuck is this shit?? I refuse to believe that big money is this jumpy on inflation data that is fractions of a percent off of "estimates". Anyone who's legitimately bearish is fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.53797344]

>>53797330
Yes, thank you. Please keep posting these.

[Anonymous No.53797348]

>>53797334

[Anonymous No.53797358]

>>53797343
We are about to go to war you dumb fuck

[Anonymous No.53797360]

I have too many magic mushrooms. I can only eat them once every two weeks or so or my tolerance gets too high. They just keep growing

[Anonymous No.53797361]

>>53797327
I bought very small amounts of red stuff, but I'll be saving my cash
My optimism isn't super high

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53797364]

>>53797305
I said fuck the PGA tour after they b& my boy Y. E. Yang for participating in the LIV tour. I hope the PGA tour gets inundated with ESG players named Tyrone, and faggots who wear gay pride pants, while the LIV tour stays classy and has shotgun starts keeping it action packed and exciting.

[Anonymous No.53797366]

>>53797358
LMAO how fucking dumb are you

[Anonymous No.53797371]

>>53797305
>>53797287
This isn't a mogging thread.

[Anonymous No.53797375]

Why did AMC moon while the market tanked?

[Anonymous No.53797381]

>>53797330
you are welcome in the community because you give back.

>t. not in the community non baby maker

[Anonymous No.53797382]

>>53797375
Reversing the decoupling from last week.

[Anonymous No.53797383]

>>53797343

[Anonymous No.53797395]

>>53797325
past bear markets in the last few decades have been around 50% retracements too

[Anonymous No.53797402]

>>53797366
Less dumb than you

[Anonymous No.53797409]

>>53797361
I got some more uuuu, I’d buy more but I have zero liquidity right now

[Anonymous No.53797415]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53797416]

>>53797383
>>53797343

You have no idea how expensive equities are at these interest rates. I know, I know, you’ve never been in the market when rates were above 0%, but buying here is literally more expensive than the ATH. And you’re buying INTO an earnings recession

[Anonymous No.53797419]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.53797424]

KEK BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.53797432]

>>53797424
holy shit

[Anonymous No.53797436]

>>53797348

[Anonymous No.53797442]

>>53797375
the better question is "why is AMC mooning while APE, which is the same security, is drilling"

as for the answer, don't know, don't care, memes aren't worth it.

[Anonymous No.53797444]

>>53797395
But non of them had an uncle Powell that crabs the market 8 fucking months into a soft landing pattern

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53797450]

>>53797416
Recessions are a myth. The truth is when a company earns less it means that they spent more money and that money spent leads to more earnings for other companies. The whole thing just go up, and buying here is like finding something you really want on the clearance rack.

[Anonymous No.53797457]

>>53797424
Good, fuck reddit loosers

[Anonymous No.53797464]

>>53797450
>Recessions are a myth

[Anonymous No.53797473]

>>53797419
>BOIL

[Anonymous No.53797481]

>>53797464
>Just crab for a decade bro

[Anonymous No.53797483]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53797485]

>>53797419
we tapped SPR again... right in time to run dry for WW3

[Anonymous No.53797487]

>>53797473
I am financially brapped

[Anonymous No.53797489]

>>53797444
checked

also back then we had less liquidity, less advanced algos clinging to technicals, and less brainlets trading 0dte options; so it makes sense

[Anonymous No.53797494]

>>53797416
One question for you. What do you make of EIG's returns in December?

[Anonymous No.53797495]

>>53797371
Can we get an /smg/ mogging edition? Because bears are mogging the fuck out of bulls at the moment

[Anonymous No.53797497]

>>53797483
Bought some O, KO, and NEE today.

[Anonymous No.53797506]

>>53797473
>>53797487
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rf_f8GV0yYM&t=13m22s

[Anonymous No.53797516]

JEPI fags are winning today. Only down .8% compared to SPYs -1.6%.

[Anonymous No.53797519]

>>53797395
Imagine a 230 SPY. My bear cock can only get so erect

[Anonymous No.53797522]

>>53797518

>>53797518

>>53797518

[Anonymous No.53797525]

>>53797457
>>53797424
And they are still buying, just visited their reddit.

[Anonymous No.53797529]

>>53797424
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53797540]

>>53797516
JEPI wins in crab markets unless you actively time tops and bottoms on SPY.

[Anonymous No.53797543]

>>53797519
i think it's inevitable, a final flush

[Anonymous No.53797544]

>>53797525
cults are a hell of a drug...

[Anonymous No.53797546]

>>53797489
True that, the ponzi managed to attract more players stabilizing it

[Anonymous No.53797581]

MORGAN STANLEY SAYS S&P 500 COULD DROP 26% IN MONTHS; RISK-REWARD FOR STOCKS IS EXTREMELY POOR AMID HAWKISH FED

game over man, game over!

[Anonymous No.53797610]

>>53797581
*BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG* *BANG*

[Anonymous No.53797693]

Midwit here:

Were earnings that fucking bad today or is the euphoric hang over done?

[Anonymous No.53797699]

>>53797497
based

[Anonymous No.53797850]

>>53797693
everyone is greedy, bobo wants to drive it to new lows, bulls hope for bobo discounts, and crabs just crab

[Anonymous No.53798442]

>>53797850
>crabs just crab

based snippers