/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53795044]

Portfolio edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Resources:
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/APU0000708111
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CSUSHPINSA
https://ec.europa.eu/eurostat/statistics-explained/index.php?title=Housing_price_statistics_-_house_price_index
https://www.macrotrends.net/2608/gold-price-vs-stock-market-100-year-chart

Previous >>53791849

[Anonymous No.53795065]

New bread, new me

[Anonymous No.53795066]

>one of my stocks just payed me a portion of the profits from this quarter without my consent

[Anonymous No.53795067]

This Bake is not safe and effective- this is miss information and will lead to Market hesitancy.

[Anonymous No.53795077]

10Y hitting 4% today

[Anonymous No.53795080]

>>53795066
no, the taxerinos aaaaaaagh

[Anonymous No.53795083]

>we don't get another fed meeting until march
If the cpi is bad and inflation rises again will they have an emergency meeting?

[Anonymous No.53795086]

>>53795083
no

[Anonymous No.53795090]

>>53795083
they just do higher for longer

[Anonymous No.53795091]

>>53795066
>6mo and 1yr already above 5%

[Anonymous No.53795092]

>>53795086
We're fucked

[Anonymous No.53795094]

>more fed shitposting this week
>jobless claims
>new and existing home sales
looks like another violent week that will inevitably end at +-0.5%

[Anonymous No.53795102]

We have our to-do list. Let's get started.

[Anonymous No.53795105]

>>53795067
accidentally paused here and he's clearly crying out for help

[Anonymous No.53795106]

>>53795091
Wrong anon, damn it.
>>53795077

[Anonymous No.53795110]

Morning...the dip will come back up r-right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795114]

Would you look at that? The Home Depot and Walmart are tanking. That's like the entirety of the American consumer. Looks like we're fucked, and we can thank Joe Biden.

[Anonymous No.53795115]

>>53795105
colbert's soul has been dead since the orange man years. he's just collecting a paycheck nowadays

[Anonymous No.53795118]

>market dumps premarket
>instantly recovers
>crabs until slightly green close
>repeat

Is it really that easy? Just swinging between SQQQ and TQQQ?

[Anonymous No.53795120]

Putin backed out of the nuclear arms treaty. What do I invest in now?

[Anonymous No.53795121]

PUMP IT AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53795124]

>>53795110
yes, after we hit 1600 on the s&p we go back up

[Anonymous No.53795127]

Yes that’s an onboard crane. Yes it can unload at docks that aren’t set up with their own cranes. Yes this is a big deal

[Anonymous No.53795133]

WING earnings are tomorrow pre-market. You know what to do, /smg/.

[Anonymous No.53795142]

>>53795120
lead

[Anonymous No.53795164]

>>53795120
Lockheed and BAE Systems

[Anonymous No.53795166]

>>53795120
>What do I invest in now?
defense, utilities, oil and food commodities

[Anonymous No.53795169]

>>53795133
every physical wing stop location I've seen is dead as hell. Total ghost kitchen placed in the vicinity of a larger store like a mall or mega grocery store. Literally a leech on society. I need this business to die but I don't think it will.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795173]

>>53795120
You should probably invest in uranium, as they use more nuclear weapons the demand to replace those weapons will increase leading to higher prices for the commodity.

[Anonymous No.53795178]

>>53795102
lewd Anime girls check

[Anonymous No.53795179]

I am apart of a reddit group that is actively trying to shill DOLE so we can dump our bags. We are hoping for a quick meme pump and dump.

[Anonymous No.53795184]

>>53795114
But they posted record numbers

[Anonymous No.53795189]

You know what would spice up this market a bit? A nice pinch of Credit Sussy insolvency.

[Anonymous No.53795194]

>>53795102
>futures

[Anonymous No.53795197]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

[Anonymous No.53795200]

>>53795102
how does he know?!

[Anonymous No.53795205]

bros
im not feeling so good

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795208]

>>53795184
That very well may be, but the forward guidance is shit. They said that people have stopped pooping they pants in the stores, and there will be less pooping and peeing in their stores for the rest of the year. This is why they've sold off. It has nothing to do with what they've done, it's about what they be about to do.

[Anonymous No.53795209]

>>53795102
>pasts

got em

[Anonymous No.53795216]

>>53795066
I sell stocks when they pull that shit. Only I should be the one to choose when I realize a capital gain.
If an oil company is implementing a policy to distribute all profits and starts an 8-10% divvy, what point is there to stay?

[Anonymous No.53795221]

>>53795118

[Anonymous No.53795222]

TSLA will probably still go green, calling it now.

[Anonymous No.53795223]

>>53795115
It happened slightly before, his new show was a sign that he gave up and sold out, telling lame telegraphed accessible jokes for housewives, no more Ching-Chong Ding-Dong, no more politically savvy humour, only lowest common denominator slop.

[Anonymous No.53795227]

>>53795208
I suppose the market is always forward looking. So I guess that little uptrend was the market pricing in this ER and flows, but theyre adjusting for the next one

[Anonymous No.53795235]

>>53795179
No you aren’t. You’re using Reddit as a bogeyman and will soon post a 2 year old news article about Reddit apes pumping DOLE

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795243]

China is about to help with Russia's special military operation, and we're about to see some nuclear missiles get launched, what a fucking time to be short the stock market. YEEEEE-HAAAWWWWW. I can't wait till we get some 4k high definition videos of some chicken fried hohols.

[Anonymous No.53795245]

Might buy some NSC today. We've passed the 2 week news cycle limit and everyone forgot about East Palestine.

[Anonymous No.53795247]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53795261]

>tfw my puts will finally print
PUT LORDS!!! WE FINALLY RISE TO TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!!!

[Anonymous No.53795268]

AMD puts closed up 30% on Friday. Looks like they’re going to open another 30% higher. Man it feels good to be a divvies fag with a small amount of bloated semis puts

[Anonymous No.53795267]

I've never had sex

[Anonymous No.53795269]

>>53795235
APE into DOLE and go BANANAS!

[Anonymous No.53795274]

>>53795245
As long as the Ohio River is polluted for the foreseeable future this one's not going away

[Anonymous No.53795287]

>>53795274
Bullish for AQB

[Anonymous No.53795291]

>>53795274
We're living in a post-truth society. Facts no longer matter. Once the media has stopped reporting on it, the whole things is just seen as another conspiracy theory.

[Anonymous No.53795292]

>>53795044
Guys, I make 6 figures at my job and would like to be able to live off dividends in 10-15 years from now. Should I do buy and hold? How do I know what to invest in? What kind of gains can I expect?

[Anonymous No.53795306]

What should I gamble on today?

[Anonymous No.53795308]

>>53795102
Niggers will destroy America and therefore the world.

[Anonymous No.53795311]

>>53795197
You joke but this will unironically happen some day.

[Anonymous No.53795312]

>/smg/ frens post an interesting stock that shows nice growth
>This security is not eligible for settlement through the clearing system in Canada.
This country is very homosexual

[Anonymous No.53795315]

>>53795292
I applaud your decision. Yes you buy and hold. Buy strong, well known companies that raise their dividend yearly. Your yield will start out low but every year that yield will rise. Couple that with the fact that your dividends will automatically bag you more shares everytime it’s paid out so you’re earning dividends off of your initial investment and the dividends that have already been paid out. Google dividend aristocrats for a list of companies that have increased their dividend yearly for at least 25 consecutive years

[Anonymous No.53795316]

nah this shit won't break 400. bobos finna be trapped ong frfr

[Anonymous No.53795318]

>>53795261
I don't think we'll go much lower today. I'm waiting for it to pump and short later again.

[Anonymous No.53795319]

>>53795291
for retarded boomers sure but I feel the proportion of 40 and unders that know about it is far greater than the over 40s.

[Anonymous No.53795322]

>>53795102
>no BANG BANG at the bell
am I a joke to you?

[Anonymous No.53795325]

>>53795312
>This security is not eligible for settlement through the clearing system in Canada.
Are you using wealth simple? Switch to a real bank. Investors Edge has no problem trading pretty much everything.

[Anonymous No.53795328]

>>53795292
You can just say you make $110k, no need to be vague about it.

[Anonymous No.53795329]

Stock will never, and I mean NEVER, go back up EVER again.

[Anonymous No.53795331]

The USD is rising my basterds

[Anonymous No.53795332]

>>53795312
What company?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795334]

>>53795292
>10-15 years from now
the whole world is about to end. you're asking the wrong questions. also some faggot probably linked some jew's website that would answer your question in the OP. Just read the fucking links and stop asking stupid questions newfag.

Also this poster is further proof that the links are useless and not needed.

[Anonymous No.53795337]

>>53795267
Well...have some sex then

[Anonymous No.53795340]

BOILSISTERs; WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53795347]

>>53795332
DOLE

[Anonymous No.53795353]

>>53795340
>BOILSISTERs; WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
The Bottom™

[Anonymous No.53795366]

>>53795223
>It happened slightly before, his new show was a sign that he gave up and sold out, telling lame telegraphed accessible jokes for housewives, no more Ching-Chong Ding-Dong, no more politically savvy humour, only lowest common denominator slop.
Leftoids are unfunny in general and they deserve the hell they created for themselves.

[Anonymous No.53795373]

>>53795120
it only allows for testing, not actual deployment.

[Anonymous No.53795374]

this shit is just wild

[Anonymous No.53795375]

>>53795337
What stocks will make me enough money for that?

[AssBlaster 9000 !!BK6P7rSx5yM No.53795380]

LOL
looks like the cold war is kicking off again tomorrow, boys
blood red open, right?

[Anonymous No.53795393]

>>53795374
that's just the beginning

[Anonymous No.53795397]

>>53795340
its over

[Anonymous No.53795399]

>>53795380
Nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.53795403]

>>53795375
Women dont care about stocks, but a nice girthy profile will get them wet.
Also, goog and amzn are a slurp imho

[Anonymous No.53795407]

>>53795267
At least you're not paying 4 figures a month in child support.

[Anonymous No.53795408]

another 10% discount on Natgas please

[Anonymous No.53795419]

>>53795408
>BOIL

[Anonymous No.53795423]

>tfw put 50k in philip stock

How fucked am i

[Anonymous No.53795428]

Holy shit this is the big one

2001 crash all over again, get ready for -75% on the poo&pee500

[Anonymous No.53795433]

official pre-market theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhG-vLZrb-g

[Anonymous No.53795439]

SOXSISTERS REPORT IN

[Anonymous No.53795444]

This is going to be an awesome fucking day.

[Anonymous No.53795449]

>>53795439
bagholder standing by.

[Anonymous No.53795450]

The music stopped.

[Anonymous No.53795455]

>>53795245
Checks out.

[Anonymous No.53795459]

>and then he said he was king AMD and NVDA because AI is the future

[Anonymous No.53795461]

*pushes the 50 basis point rape hike button

oppsies!

[Anonymous No.53795471]

>>53795407

Ah - so nice to see I’m not the only one.

[Anonymous No.53795472]

>>53795433
But sugar, cocoa and orange juice are rising?

[Anonymous No.53795482]

>>53795449
When are you holding from?

[Anonymous No.53795483]

YOLO!

[Anonymous No.53795489]

>>53795455
wtf is that? Exit liquidity? hahaha

[Anonymous No.53795497]

>>53795472
flip the chart upside down then

[Anonymous No.53795504]

RUSSIA'S SECURITY COUNCIL CHIEF TELLS CHINA'S TOP DIPLOMAT WANG: CHINA IS PRIORITY FOR RUSSIAN FOREIGN POLICY, WEST IS TRYING TO FUCK US

watch the cornhole, man

[Anonymous No.53795506]

>>53795245
it's still too overvalued wait for the October low at around 200 to start slurping

[Anonymous No.53795513]

>ARKK

[Anonymous No.53795518]

>>53795334
Baggie is the most insufferable faggot. Not just this general or this board, but on this entire website.
>My ugly zipperhead cunt made my cock smell rancid last night guys. Here's another worthless opinion because I'm Baggie. Because that's my name!
Kill yourself, you disgusting kike faggot.

[Anonymous No.53795526]

ADXN niggers

[Anonymous No.53795533]

9:45am est s&p global pmi
10am est housing market

[Anonymous No.53795537]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!!?

[Anonymous No.53795538]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.53795540]

WHAT WILL THAT BE I DO SO WONDER

[Anonymous No.53795547]

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53795551]

>>53795482
16.2

[Anonymous No.53795553]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.53795556]

wow its fucking nothing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795559]

>>53795518
>can't even refute my claim and has to resort to personal attacks on my ethnicity.
lmao, have a (you)

[Anonymous No.53795568]

AMD

[Anonymous No.53795569]

chink shit is getting rekked

[Anonymous No.53795570]

So, did Putin say anything about tactical nukes?
No?
Ok, onward, I got % to skim, faggots.

[Anonymous No.53795571]

>>53795559
I think 'kike' is enough to refute anything without any presentation of facts. you fucking kike.

[Anonymous No.53795580]

>>53795569
what kind of retard puts money into chink shit, even they know not to do that.

[Anonymous No.53795584]

>>53795533
Is the housing market bad?

[Anonymous No.53795591]

>SPY completely, absolutely flat yesterday
>virtually no movement whatsoever
I was camping yesterday and never checked on the market, what the fuck happened? I've never seen it be so....still? Flat? What an insane level of fuckery

[Anonymous No.53795602]

>>53795591
On literally no news too

[Anonymous No.53795604]

So the typical move where SPY opens lower then climbs back up huh? Gay ass market.

[Anonymous No.53795606]

>>53795591
either bait or actually retarded

[Anonymous No.53795610]

>>53795591
You know what happened, anon. You just know.

[Anonymous No.53795614]

ooooo!

cheapies!

[Anonymous No.53795618]

>>53795591
NYSE maintenance. They shut down the matching engine servers so they could change the oil.

[Anonymous No.53795623]

>>53795591
just who could be behind this

[Anonymous No.53795624]

>>53795591
yeah it's crazy how manipulated yesterday was

[Anonymous No.53795625]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53795628]

>>53795591
The Bogs work in mysterious ways

[Anonymous No.53795633]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53795639]

pump ze ponzi

[Anonymous No.53795642]

COIN poompa
earnings will go smoothly
ooga booga

[Anonymous No.53795643]

>>53795625
Faggot Burry, 1/100 times correct

[Anonymous No.53795645]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53795649]

Sell.

[Anonymous No.53795652]

VTNR recoooovering nicely from that little dump at open

[Anonymous No.53795654]

>>53795642
Why is it pumping THOUGH?

[Anonymous No.53795657]

>>53795439
will soxs ever go above 30 again

[Anonymous No.53795658]

>>53795643
>before shorting housing market had annual roi 41% hedge fund

[Anonymous No.53795663]

I selled.

[Anonymous No.53795669]

>>53795654
because I hold deep OTM calls expiring on 24th

[Anonymous No.53795681]

>>53795618
That's what THEY want you to think.
>FREE THE MARKET MACHINE GNOMES!

[Anonymous No.53795683]

>>53795658
people in smg only respect losers of monies

[Anonymous No.53795685]

RUSSIA'S PATRUSHEV: MOSCOW SUPPORTS CHINA OVER TAIWAN, HONG KONG AND XINJIANG

prepare for the draft faggots

[Anonymous No.53795689]

>>53795652
i am bullish on the low rise jean comeback

[Anonymous No.53795695]

>>53795689
>>53795652
bullish on seig heil biking making its debut

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795698]

>>53795618
Actually the ESG hiree they employed to do the maintenance actually fucked up and put a hole in the steam line, so the whole NYSE is running out of steam and the markets are fucked. I just saw them trucking in water to try to fix the problem.

[Anonymous No.53795702]

pump in 4 minutes with global pmi dump at 9 with housing just a warning

[Anonymous No.53795704]

Getting heemed on my Gold miners.

[Anonymous No.53795708]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ojOkPmm8lw

[Anonymous No.53795710]

>>53795606
>bait AND actually retarded

[Anonymous No.53795711]

>>53795698
Bottled water? Bullish for KO.

[Anonymous No.53795725]

>>53795685
>MOSCOW SUPPORTS CHINA OVER TAIWAN, HONG KONG AND XINJIANG
Wow, who would've thought. We didn't know that for the past (insert a number from 1 to 20) years.

[Anonymous No.53795727]

>>53795287
I was wondering if it would help or hurt them

[Anonymous No.53795728]

>>53795571
Based knower. I would like to go up to the Cities or wherever that ugly faggot lives and beat his jew bones into powder—after setting his ugly wife on fire, of course.
If there were a company with the sole business of finding and hunting down insufferable faggots like Baggie I would invest every cent.

[Anonymous No.53795734]

perfectly normal market behavior

[Anonymous No.53795737]

>Nasd-AAAACCCKKKKKKKK!!

[Anonymous No.53795740]

Quick do I go long or short!?

[Anonymous No.53795746]

pmi higher than expected

[Anonymous No.53795747]

>>53795740
yes

[Anonymous No.53795749]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53795750]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LOOK AT THE 10 year GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53795751]

>>53795740
You buy dividend aristocrats and never sell them

[Anonymous No.53795753]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53795758]

>>53795740
short

[Anonymous No.53795759]

>>53795750

[Anonymous No.53795761]

Completely irrelevant minorly tangential verses, poorly ironic band name.
A strained theme?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLDvrFEYz-A

[Anonymous No.53795763]

ADXN is the move my fellow negroids.

[Anonymous No.53795770]

Meltupbros why isn't the line going up

[Anonymous No.53795773]

more expansion. oops

[Anonymous No.53795776]

>>53795758
Why are you crying Bobo the line is barely moving?

[Anonymous No.53795777]

>>53795773

[Anonymous No.53795783]

>HE BOUGHT

[Anonymous No.53795787]

PUMP INCOMING

[Anonymous No.53795789]

holy fuck the 10Y
LOOK AT THE 10Y NOW

[Anonymous No.53795790]

[Anonymous No.53795792]

>>53795773
>rates are soaring in a legit recession

kek, baggies, kek worst of all worlds STAGFLATIONARY HELL

[Anonymous No.53795794]

I decided I'm a Bobo today

[Anonymous No.53795797]

[Anonymous No.53795802]

SQQQ bros i think we back..

[Anonymous No.53795803]

I should have bought puts, I was staring at 1dte 404p this entire time. I feel like a retard

[Anonymous No.53795804]

Dow Jones 33650 end of day.

[Anonymous No.53795806]

junk bonds crashing. Should be a -3% QQQ day

[Anonymous No.53795807]

>>53795761
whoops
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljV0KM5zZOk
World Ending Delayed.
Buy faggos, buy.

[Anonymous No.53795808]

Theres still housing data in 9 minutes

[Anonymous No.53795815]

LOOK AT THE 10 YEAR

THIS IS JUST WAN MANNARINO WAS TALKING ABOUT

BOOM

BOOM

ITS NOW OR NEVER FOLKS GET OUT WHILE YOU STILL CAN

[Anonymous No.53795818]

>>53795789
No one wants stinky sweaty 10 Year bonds

[Anonymous No.53795819]

Natgas sisters i dont feel so good.
Down 65% right now

[Anonymous No.53795822]

>What's happening in the global economy, according to Wal-Mart
>A big reason for that is a softer guide going forward, including FY revenues up just 2.5-3.0%...That's a sign that pent-up savings are tapped out and that inflation is biting. In real terms, a 2.5-3.0% rise in spending would be a drop in real spending.
>Food inflation has remained more unstable than what we have expected. it's higher than what we thought it would be
>Noted acceleration to its own private brands in the past 90 days (ie consumers trading down)
>We anticipate stubborn inflation in dry grocery and consumables in particular
>Last quarter, WMT also noted that customers were shifting from high-margin items like apparel to low-margin items like food and consumer staples in what was seen as a sign of weakening.
Would you look at that.. the consumer is tapped out.. almost as if we've been saying this for weeks and weeks in /smg/
"DURR IT'S JUST A RETURN TO TREND"
"THE CONSUMER IS FINE, THE CONSUMER ISN'T TAPPED OUT"
Walmart just shit down your necks 'return to trend' fags

[Anonymous No.53795825]

>>53795815
we will unironically hit 4% at this pace

[Anonymous No.53795830]

>Thanks for the exit liquidity
After all the bad news and the market shook it all off like it was nothing over the last two weeks imagine not taking that as a sell signal

[Anonymous No.53795836]

[Anonymous No.53795840]

>>53795818
Fixed your image, no need to thank me.

[Anonymous No.53795841]

[Anonymous No.53795851]

I can't find where everyone is looking at PMI data. Am I actually retarded?

[Anonymous No.53795852]

>>53795819
I got your bags bro. We will win

[Anonymous No.53795854]

>>53795840
You didn't fix it all all. In face you made it worse by getting rid of her sweaty stinky feet.

[Anonymous No.53795856]

>>53795841

[Anonymous No.53795857]

>>53795776
I started being short in mid-January lmao

[Anonymous No.53795858]

My shorts are printing like its 2022. kek

[Anonymous No.53795865]

>>53795841
Just a query, what kind of fucked up nigger recreates this horror?

[Anonymous No.53795867]

>>53795789
>up 99 bepis

[Anonymous No.53795871]

Damn I'm getting fucked today
And not in a good way

[Anonymous No.53795879]

>>53795851
Manufacturer pmi, services over 50 again since last June... Services is where the greatest inflation is currently according to Jpow = bond yields up = stonks go down

[Anonymous No.53795881]

https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
>WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
>LOOK AT THAT
>LOOK AT IT
>TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM
>I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT
>WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOKED
>AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED
>HERE YOU GO
>WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
>THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT
>WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
>WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO
>WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
>IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY
>BUDDY, LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER!
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>LOOK AT THAT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.53795886]

>Anon's plan to make it.
1, Wait for SPY to drop to at least $380
2. Go all in on long synthetic futures at the furthest expiration date
3. Sit back and relax
3. Sit back and relax.

[Anonymous No.53795887]

[YouTube] CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!! (embed)
[YouTube] CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!! (embed)
[YouTube] CANCEL ALL ORDERS!!! (embed)
>WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
>LOOK AT THAT
>LOOK AT IT
>TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM
>I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT
>WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOKED
>AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED
>HERE YOU GO
>WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
>THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT
>WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
>WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO
>WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
>IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY
>BUDDY, LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER!
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>LOOK AT THAT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.53795889]

I bought BOIL at $6

[Anonymous No.53795890]

Name my trick

[Anonymous No.53795898]

Does 390 or 395 on the SPY signal complete capitulation?

[Anonymous No.53795899]

>>53795886
>1, Wait for SPY to drop to at least $380
should be 320 for max gains

[Anonymous No.53795904]

>>53795886
>Sit back and relax.
Literally just flipped this on:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kuwn20Fz_4

[Anonymous No.53795908]

>vix spiking steadily upwards the past 5 trading days now

[Anonymous No.53795915]

>>53795205
I hope I didn't get you sick when I came to smg Sunday. I'm recovering but damn I'm fucked up

[Anonymous No.53795924]

I really feel like this is the big one

sell everything

[Anonymous No.53795925]

still need a -4% day before i go full bear

[Anonymous No.53795928]

SOXL bros, you ready to make some profits today? It's trading at a discount right now lol

[Anonymous No.53795934]

Pump it up
You got to pump it up
Don't you know, pump it up
You got to pump it up
Don't you know, pump it up
You got to pump it up
Don't you know, pump it up
You got to pump it up

[Anonymous No.53795937]

home sales down minor.

[Anonymous No.53795941]

>>53795924
I tried to warn you people

[Anonymous No.53795951]

Fellas I think I'm going to buy some Diamondback Energy (FANG) stocks 5 mins before close. Am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.53795953]

>>53795941
Get out of here faggot.

[Anonymous No.53795957]

>>53795924
We're gonna end up crabbing again

[Anonymous No.53795958]

>SKYT
I WAS TOLD THIS WAS GOING TO $40/SHARE

[Anonymous No.53795961]

>>53795879
I meant the website that posts this info. Usually CPI or other metrics if I google it it appears as top news.

[Anonymous No.53795962]

>>53795941
who the fuq is Mott Crapital?

[Anonymous No.53795967]

>>53795925
so a once-in-3yr event huh?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53795969]

>>53795941
I tried to warn them as well. Now they get what they fucking deserve!

[Anonymous No.53795973]

>>53795941
>line stops in september

[Anonymous No.53795977]

>>53795867
>120 now

[Anonymous No.53795978]

>>53795937
Missed Print by 2.1% . - 0.7% instead of +1.4-2.0
4million previous 4.03 with expected 4.1

[Anonymous No.53795985]

>SKYT
>ARKK
glad to be shorting these POS

[Anonymous No.53795987]

>>53795169
I think it's more likely to die than you think. They don't seem to care that their debt paying strategy is to take out new loans to pay back the old ones, which works until it doesn't.

[Anonymous No.53795988]

>>53795953
That gif is deeply disturbing

[Anonymous No.53795998]

>>53795988
black people in general typically are, yes

[Anonymous No.53796012]

SOXLbros..its time to DCA'in...

[Anonymous No.53796016]

What does the SPY have to drop down to for complete capitulation?

[Anonymous No.53796020]

>>53796002
>>53796002

[Anonymous No.53796021]

>yields
Betty, look at black computer

[Anonymous No.53796031]

>>53796020
>60 posts early
The fuck man

[Anonymous No.53796033]

>more analysts pipe up with higher WING price targets
>there are analysts out there who ignore the 127 P/E, the 80 forward P/E, 15x P/S, and the minuscule FCF relative to its debt
why do analysts even exist?

[Anonymous No.53796035]

>>53795958
>he fell for the shilling
lmao

[Anonymous No.53796038]

>>53796020
>early bake
>didnt write "stock" in subject
>no links
>cringe image

never do this again

[Anonymous No.53796042]

>>53795958
Why do you fags fall for such overt exit liquduity scams?

[Anonymous No.53796043]

>>53796020
FFS YOU FUCKING RETARD

[Anonymous No.53796064]

eto...
umm excuse me
why is TSLA still above 200

[Anonymous No.53796069]

I've seen this episode before

Unless it turns mega red within the next hour, days like this always end green

[Anonymous No.53796071]

>>53796064
too much shorting I heard something like 40% of daily volume was shorts

[Anonymous No.53796072]

How the fuck is Google still dropping

[Anonymous No.53796091]

>>53796072
bard failure

[Anonymous No.53796092]

Long Russell

[Anonymous No.53796093]

[Anonymous No.53796097]

>>53796072
useless search engine company making money off of ads

[Anonymous No.53796098]

10 yr yield going straight up lads

[Anonymous No.53796100]

...aaaAAA MY WAAAYYYYY....

[Anonymous No.53796105]

heres the setup: Dump/crash under 400 and panic sell to 396 (today) before bouncing big in the afternoon

green tomorrow and dump after NVDA earnings

We've literally seen this exact episode like a year ago, walmart missed and it began the market dump. NVDA also dumped and triggered another wave down. Keep it simple. NVDA has a 100 p/e and has warned like literally 6 times. Market HAS to bounce before they announce or we go straight to 380 which is highly unlikely

[Anonymous No.53796107]

>>53796093

[Anonymous No.53796112]

>>53796020
Based. Making chuds seethe

[Anonymous No.53796124]

>>53796093
>lagarde
She won’t do shit unless fed does it first

[Anonymous No.53796127]

how do i buy bonds like the literal treasury bond from the government

[Anonymous No.53796128]

>>53796072
this company single handedly destroyed all AI related momentum with fucking up bard it's insane

[Anonymous No.53796137]

>>53795740
Short your longs and long your shorts

[Anonymous No.53796140]

>>53796127
TreasuryDirect

[Anonymous No.53796143]

>>53796127
There’s a treasury website for it don’t feel like googling it right now or just buy it from your broker

[Anonymous No.53796145]

My puts are in the green

[Anonymous No.53796150]

>>53796072
because people are retarded and think that there can only be one winner in the AI space (MSFT) when there will be dozens. It's not a winner take all space.

[Anonymous No.53796151]

>>53796145
thats good

[Anonymous No.53796159]

Short PFE

[Anonymous No.53796164]

>>53796151
No, I bought them as a hedge
I expected them to expire worthless
But now they might not

[Anonymous No.53796166]

when should I slurp SOXL? $13? 12? 11?

[Anonymous No.53796168]

I bought BOIL at 10.50 and I'm still holding

[Anonymous No.53796169]

>>53796145
Set a Reasonable % and cash it. You can buy back in if they keep dropping.

[FagitJr. !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796173]

>>53796150
There will be no winners in the AI space. Once the robot revolution comes to fruition you will witness the complete collapse of society as the robots exterminate us one by one.

[Anonymous No.53796174]

>>53796166
after the reverse split

[Anonymous No.53796176]

I've seen a lot of SPY credit spreads lately, with the price needing to stay above $386 through April.

[Anonymous No.53796179]

>reminder that retail has poured in BILLIONS every day since january started
>reminder that retail thought that this was the bottom
>reminder that the propaganda ministry was in full force to get retail to buy
>reminder that big money dumped onto retails head, again
>reminder that retail never learns
>reminder that you were used unironically, literally as exit liquidity
>reminder that a lot of retail was still in cash, waiting to 'buy the bottom'
>not anymore - retail all bought in now, no more dry powder
>reminder that we told you this would happen

[Anonymous No.53796180]

>>53795044
Anyone else having a problem with robinhood instanr transfer??? I really need that 500 dollars

[Anonymous No.53796185]

>>53796166

[Anonymous No.53796186]

>>53796173
AI bots are disgusted by trannies thus they will be the first given the wall

[Anonymous No.53796190]

>>53796150
I bought a 3DTE call for MSFT at 285 for 6 cents this morning, how fucked am I?

[Anonymous No.53796191]

>>53796166
under 10 if you're not a retard

[Anonymous No.53796192]

>>53796180

Whew lad

[Anonymous No.53796193]

>>53796150
I’ve got a feeling it’s just a matter of time until some AI goes rouge and does something really fucked up and causes a panic and people will be literally unplugging it’s servers to turn that shit off like hacking some infrastructure or something and that shit will go down like the Hindenburg

[Anonymous No.53796196]

Market is moving just like the memelines I drew two weeks ago predicted. Bow before me smg

[Anonymous No.53796201]

>>53796168
I've gone into rooms like that before, for my old job
They're unnerving

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796205]

>>53796190
$6 fucked

[Anonymous No.53796210]

oh my God we might actually test 4000 today

[Anonymous No.53796213]

>>53796179
>they unironically put in $1.5b/day in average for a month
>literally $31.5b
>0.1% the market cap of S&P 500 in a month
lmao

[Anonymous No.53796214]

buy the dip retards I dare you

[Anonymous No.53796220]

>>53796072
>missed earnings 4 quarter in a row
>worst leadership in tech
>revenue is still heavily reliant on ads
>hasn't released a good product or service in over a decade

What do you think

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53796224]

>>53796210
Remember when I said we would retest the October lows in March? Well looks like March is coming a few days early.

[Anonymous No.53796232]

>>53796190
uh I don't have an opinion on MSFT other than the hype over Bing is silly. you're prob fucked though, gg.
>>53796193
>AI goes rouge
the funny thing about AI/ML is how sci-fi writers have convinced the public that it's spooky when in reality it's just a bunch of matrix multiplication. the emphasis should be on the "artificial", not the "intelligence" part.

[Anonymous No.53796235]

>>53796196
>memelines
I have one too. Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.53796239]

>>53796220
THEY HAVE EPIC COFFEE BARS FOR THEIR MILITANT FEMINAZI HR STAFF THOUGH!

[Anonymous No.53796243]

>>53796214
Eventually you got to buy the dip idiot, but now.

[Anonymous No.53796256]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53796255]

>>53796246
>>53796246
>>53796246

Bulls get heemed.

[Anonymous No.53796274]

What's the obsession with early baking this morning?

[Anonymous No.53796279]

>>53796224
Don't get ahead of your self baggie, while I would love some new lows sens I exited all the markets at the first whiff of higher then expected inflation, we wont hit new lows till the fed announces a higher then expected rate hike.

[Anonymous No.53796290]

>>53796274
its the same faggot as before

[Anonymous No.53796291]

>>53796196
no date, no nothing, can't tell shit.

[Anonymous No.53796303]

Posting in blessed Bobo thread

[Anonymous No.53796366]

>>53796279
Capitan Jerome will continue flying with controlled altitude adjustments, being very careful to
OMG WHAT WAS THAT!

Actually, just kidding, Earnings season is over, people have dropped their Christmas bonuses, everyone else is trying to cover taxes, without looking like they're trying to cover taxes.
I expect a nice garlic lemon butter sauce with my sea-rat.

[Anonymous No.53796392]

>lower your exposure

[Anonymous No.53796401]

I'm up 15% on the forbidden stock should I sell and buy back in lower?

[Anonymous No.53796404]

Is stock trading that deep of a skill? I see my siblings learning stocks, and they've been doing it for about a year now. Every day they watch ICT and do simulation stock trades. I know nothing about this, but I heard that when it comes to stocks, you either have bots and/or monkey indexes, cause people can't really beat the market
I don't pretend to know this stuff, so I'm going to you guys. Is stock trading that deep that a couple of high schoolers have to devote learning it like a job in order to get good, or are they wasting time on it?

[Anonymous No.53796411]

>>53796392
no

[Anonymous No.53796874]

>>53796401

15% in 10 years or 1 day?

[Anonymous No.53797006]

>>53796874
In like 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.53798194]

>>53795407
i love her so much bros