/wfh/Chads

[Anonymous No.53794985]

>woke up
>turned on laptop
>no emails, no messages
>one meeting today cancelled and another postponed to afternoon
>work for over 2 hours straight... on learning coding on my non-work laptop
>applied for a few other jobs
>about to go to lunch
>plan to spend rest of workday on a few meetings, reading a book, watching anime

There was sunlight after work yesterday and it felt idyllic walking about after watching anime at the end of the work day.

[Anonymous No.53794996]

>>53794985
You're a massive gay

[Anonymous No.53794998]

>>53794985
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO BE ON GOVERNMENT ASSISTANCE AND JUST SCRAPE BY AND LIVE IN YOUR MOMMYS BASEMENT YOU SLAVE!

[Anonymous No.53795210]

>>53794985
you mentioned watching anime twice in your post which makes you a fat ugly gay twat

[Anonymous No.53796015]

>>53795210
Anybody who refers to himself as a Chad is absolutely a fat, ugly retard.

[Anonymous No.53796047]

found it

[Anonymous No.53796056]

>>53794985
Hey fellow WFH chad. My day was a bit more stressful.
>woke up
>checked email while wife made breakfast
>drank coffee, took kids to school,
>came back, still no new emails from work
>did an hours lazy work
>scratched balls on sofa
>watched youtube
>went for run
>picked kids up
>wife making dinner
Im a bit bored now. Still, getting paid.

[Anonymous No.53796299]

Any other wfh fren feel like what they do is completely useless?
>Wake up
>Make coffee
>Check a box saying i logged in to work
>Answer e-mails (10 minutes)
>Wait for my boss to assign anything (2 hours)
>Boss says we're short on work today so we just have to wait until a problem arises
I literally get more excitment out of watching candles form on my hami finance chart and make double the ammount of money than what im getting from my day job
Still, im comfy

[Anonymous No.53796310]

>>53794985
>>53796056
>>53796299
where the fuck do i get one of these miracle jobs where you do nothing and still get paid?

[Anonymous No.53796324]

what the fuck, i literally do more flipping burgers than you fuckers do from your home while you watch youtube vids and chill in your pajamas, and im assuming you get more money
what do i have to do to get this job

[Anonymous No.53796359]

>>53796310
>>53796324
Manage projects or write code

[Anonymous No.53796368]

>>53796324
Take it with a pinch of salt anon. A lot of it is overt bragging and therefore exaggeration. You dont get paid to fuck around and do nothing 99% of the time. almost every company has ways to check what youre doing productivity wise. he's probably the first week into the job on induction and hes bragging not knowing the heats going to get turned up as soon as hes tested the waters

[Anonymous No.53796397]

>>53794985
youll be fired or laid off soon

[Anonymous No.53796398]

>>53794985

>wake up
>wife goes to her desk, I go to mine
>colleague needs to reschedule a hardware removal to next month, so today will remain strictly WFH
>only 1 ticket, and an easy one
>back to watching charts and youtube

[Anonymous No.53796408]

>>53794985
>>53796056
>>53796299

how do I do this?

[Anonymous No.53796506]

>>53796324
hard work does not mean more money
bullshit the resume and learn as you get the job

[Anonymous No.53796523]

>>53796310
big bloated boomer companies or zogware tech companies (more lucrative but risky)

[Anonymous No.53796543]

>>53796368
It's funny how you're watched like a hawk while doing wfh, but at the office you can lose your job over a fake accusation with zero evidence

[Anonymous No.53796548]

>>53796523

Mine is a government job. We worked in an office until Covid hit. Then our Director determined our team could do our jobs from home and it's been made permanent. I got lucky af with my current job and am happy to keep it until I retire. I have good healthcare, a pension, decent pay rate and most importantly the work is ez af.

[Anonymous No.53796589]

I WFH for one of the great american corporate monoliths. Anything is better than commuting but it is extremely busy. The people who come into WFH threads saying how easy it is probably see a lot more turn-over than busy senior employees.

We hire people for about 6 months, see if they can perform with the freedom and then flush them back to Wendy's.

[Anonymous No.53796613]

>>53796368
Nah, i do assume most of these guys are bullshitting but hear me out for a second. I worked for four years on a call center and the first years was normal work until i had a good reputation in the company. At the start of the second year they moved me towards backlog work handling the leftover tasks that the rest of the company didn't do on time and i handled that with a small team of 10 (i was the supervisor). We didn't do jack shit
Some months we did 3 or 4 tasks that consisted of calling some client that wanted to complain about how he was treated or whatever and the rest of the days everyone was doing nothing at all. Some studied for college, some watched series and movies, a guy brought his laptop and played league connecting himself to the internet while we awaited for any email telling us to work. My only job was making sure the bosses thought we were working hard so i usually would make reports and send them to QM so they would think we were working every day. I had this job for four years with some new guys coming and going out of the company in the meantime, we all shared the secret as a team and we didn't have any problems until i got fed up of feeling useless and changed jobs. Good times.

[Anonymous No.53796971]

>>53796613
>I worked for four years on a call center and the first years was normal work until i had a good reputation in the company.
Can't stress this enough. When me and a couple of other people started at a new department I made sure I did twice or even thrice the amount of work the other shmucks did. I got "exceeded expectations" review for two quarterlies, then I started to fuck around. I first took 2 hours pauses to see if anything would come up, but I still got amazing performance reviews. Now I do maybe 2 hours of work and I make sure to clock in for 10 hours so I have an extra day free. I usually start in the afternoon and then do fuck all.
Anyhow, you were doing god's work anon, wish there were more managers like you

[Anonymous No.53796991]

>>53796056
>>53794985
the funny part is that even if you had to go in the office you could just go there to sit and do an hour of work and then wait until the day is over. that's the funny part of bureau jobs these days.

[Anonymous No.53797071]

>>53796971
its funny cause the factory workers have to actually work all their hours. its not even an option to do nothing cause if you stop then the production stops too and still the people who work hard like in factories or on construction sites are paid less. lmaoo

[Anonymous No.53797532]

>>53796047
Keith Smith 100% had tears in his eyes when he wrote that

[Anonymous No.53797560]

>>53794985
How do I get an entry-level cybersecurity job? I have no IT experience other than the first half of the COMPTIA A+.

[Anonymous No.53797566]

>>53796047
At least I'm not a nigger.

[Anonymous No.53797700]

Posting in a post-covid data-mining thread

[Anonymous No.53798857]

>be in different timezone (3 hours later than HQ)
>claim to start work at 9am everyday, send automated Slack message out each morning
>earliest I do is 11.30am
>get off at 5pm
If you're based in EST, find a PST job, frends. One of the best decisions I've ever made.

[Anonymous No.53798922]

>>53797560
I've noticed with cybersecurity that they care way more about you getting the job done than your degree/training. If you have proof that you're capable, then you should be good. See if you can build a little 'portfolio' showing off your skills.

[Anonymous No.53798934]

>>53794985
>laid off from comfy do-nothing wfh job
>offered other jobs but they're all in office
>dont want to go back to non-comfy in-office
>has been 3 (three) weeks since i was laid off, only had 2 interviews
>only have 1 year of living expenses saved up
it's ogre for me

[Anonymous No.53798985]

>>53796324
>roll out of bed at 10am
>10 minute stand-up
>exaggerate the difficulty of my tasks, which nobody else has scoped
>work for an hour
>treat myself with shitposting for the rest of the day
>just got 25% raise, 4 years into the job

[Anonymous No.53799033]

>interview for remote job with shitty uncreative globohomo company #509,293
>roast beef asks me why i like working remotely
So I can sleep in.
>whore laughs awkwardly and thanks me for being honest
>don't get the job
I have a grand piano in my studio apt I play with my feet while I work. I'm training my ferret to be a world class pianist and i need the time to support him.

[Anonymous No.53801244]

how the fuck are you getting remote jobs please fucking help for gods sake linked in and indeed are horseshit. just a bunch of scams or rejection emails.

[Anonymous No.53801416]

>>53794985
>Have an office job within a pleasant walking distance, no problem
>le covid meme
>work from home
>post on 4chan all day
>life is good
>buy apartment farther away from office
>"Hey retards we need you to come back into the office"
>come in as little as possible.
>can't post on 4chan all day
>life is bad
>get "laid off" with a grace period to find another job in my company
>stop coming in, send resumes to internal recruiters from home
>post on 4chan all day while worrying about money
>life is so-so
>get a new team on a new division
>they're all remote
>this division hasn't returned people to the office
>still post on 4chan all day but new job sucks
>life is slightly bad but still tolerable
>"Anon, you still have an office, right? Our division needs everyone to come back in"
FUCK
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53802364]

>>53796548
How do I find a government job without being a part of the military?

[Anonymous No.53802377]

>>53797532
this lmao