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Stocks Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Naganami
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for lower rate Larries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://youtu.be/Xm3DkpGKQ14 [Embed] [Embed] [Open] [Embed]
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Previous: >>53786284

>> No.53788526

Dividends are a great investment tool

>> No.53788531
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>non-futures

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>>53788526

>mfw I SCHD all over myself again

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You know, a post in the last thread got me thinking: if one of my dumbshit neighbors burned down the building and I lost all my posessions, can I sue them?

>> No.53788549
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>Bullard to give another press speech tomorrow at 11:00am.
He got a taste for publicity.
Someone needs to stop this man before he says something really retarded or we are going to have a crisis.
Jerome needs to tell him to shut the fuck up.

BULLARD I KNOW YOU'RE SHORTING THIS MARKET YOU CORRUPT FUCK

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> futures

>> No.53788555
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Property of mott capital

>> No.53788561

>>53788542
I don't know. You'd probably be able to sue the complex.
>don't give me a bad country

>> No.53788563

I will never be a woman.

>> No.53788564
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>>53788526
Which is why I bought Mercedes on Friday.

>> No.53788567
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>>53788555
indeed

>> No.53788570

>>53788526
Do divviefags even beat bonds anymore?

>> No.53788571

>>53788542
Roll.
And I think only if you can prove they started the fire intentionally. Otherwise you'll have to claim damages through their insurance or yours.

>> No.53788572
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>>53788515
So XMR has Monero-chan, a sexy Anime girl who boosts morale and is a welcome addition to any XMR general thread. We should make a SMG Anime girl (maybe she has smg style guns or something) that we can post in these.

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>>53788572
You fags post enough anime as it is. I love L Cup Lael.

>> No.53788586
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Imagine your home enjoying a relaxing day. Then this happens.https://www.lex18.com/news/truck-crashes-into-house-in-lexington-no-one-injured

>> No.53788588
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>>53788572
I have place for only single female in my heart.

>> No.53788590

>>53788570
I have all the time in the world friend. The companies I buy just keep increasing their dividends year after year.

>> No.53788597
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>>53788555
MOTT CAPITAL!?!?

>> No.53788598

>>53788555
>>53788567
Why would the tell retail to be bearish though?

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>>53788572
The yanitors don't like anime girls. It reminds him of what HE will never look like.
I nominate mebootyki as she encompasses smg's reckless abandon.

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Stock traders are pushing $SPX to swing highs uphoria/fomo

Bond Traders Selling Off.

Vix traders bullish.

SMG = Buy the dip faggot. We going to the moon.

>> No.53788616

>>53788604
I wish I could read the manga without having to download some sketchy ass shit. Why can't the dude just upload it to some basic ass website?

>> No.53788622

>>53788590
That doesn't answer the question at all. What's your current annualised yield on divvies?

>> No.53788624
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>>53788572
It's Taylor

>> No.53788639

>>53788555
>CNBC is calling for a meltdown
All the confirmation I needed to buy every dip on our way up to ATH. Bears are going to get liquidated.

>omg the valuations!!!
Look forward, not backward.

>> No.53788648

>>53788622
Hard to say as I’m constantly adding new contributions and reinvesting all dividends. I’d say I’m at about 8% but a few of the positions were started this year so the yield hasn’t grown as much as my older positions

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>>53788624
OK I'm in.

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open the fucking /es computer race traitors

>> No.53788669

Reminder to invest in taking your cat to the beach, financially speaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHyT9Q3lN9s

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>>53788598
Big money is angry they missed the bottom. They started unwinding short positions in January and market went up too much. Now they need some more exit liquidity. Joke's on them, there is almost no retail left in the market other than boomers who never sell. With no liquidity big money started gambling 0dte options pretending they know what they are doing and losing again.
> lol it's just like high frequency trading
> just rewire our bots Billy
Imagine what cringe must Warren Buffet feel looking at this shitshow in 2023.

None of the things posted by me represent official position of BlackRock and are nothing but my personal opinion.

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>that anon who invested in PRTYQ as a major player in his portfolio
>it's not even ten cents anymore

Buy high sell low

>> No.53788698

>>53788678
did someone really put money into ticker with Q at the end?

>> No.53788709
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>>53788570
>>53788622
Mercedes yields 7% dividends.

>> No.53788714

>>53788698
I have money in TQQQ...

>> No.53788715
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>>53788674
i wish you knew how wrong you are that retail is out of the game

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What is the most stable, unshakable dividend paying stock, GDV?

>> No.53788723

>>53788720
it's a toss up between intel and hasbro

>> No.53788726

>>53788715
retail is in game, but not the kind of retail that wants to pass the ball to big money. It's boring to play with someone like this.

>> No.53788738

>>53788720
There’s a bunch. MCD is a huge one. KO, JNJ, CAT shot like that

>> No.53788749

>>53788678
i've been stalking the delusional bagholders on ST, apparently the commons are going to be wiped to 0 as part of the restructuring. so people are not just holding but buying shares that will be worthless in a few months in hopes the judge rejects their plan

>>53788698
nah was just PRTY before c11 a few months ago

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>6 minutes

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I wonder how low will market go when Buffet dies. I heard he has dead man's switch that dumps all Berkshire holdings and uses those funds tho short the market. Munger himself would be responsible for executing this plan.

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>futures

>> No.53788816

WTFWT

>> No.53788817

>>53788542
You can find a lawyer who will do anything for a fee or a cut.
If you win is going to depend on how much evidence you have of his incompetence, or intentional misconduct.
And if you lost your shit in the same fire that took his shit, good luck getting anything from him.
>>53788674
Why would Mr. Buffet care if niggers on Wall Street make Berkshire look like a good investment?
>>53788786
Vengeful "FU" to all those people who doubted his capabilities to hold longer than them?
Bring it on Warren, I'll sip that dip.

>> No.53788819

>>53788709
7% on a stock that gave you a max -35% drawdown over the past year lmao

>> No.53788847

>>53788819
That changes nothing on the yield.

>> No.53788849

>>53788709
That interior is disgusting, and I mean that in a negative way.

>> No.53788850

>>53788819
What’s your point? All those growth stocks that dumped 35% and paid no dividends are fine though right

>> No.53788851

>>53788819
It's up 50% since January 2020. See how easy it is to cherry-pick numbers to prove your point?

>> No.53788870

>>53788819
Buy high sell low, right my fellow smger?

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>they're aren't delta neutral

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>one of my stocks just payed me a portion of the profits from this quarter without my consent

>> No.53788895

>>53788850
>losing 28% is good because I found some stocks that did even worse

>> No.53788902

>>53788892
Donate it to the WEF.

Also TastyTrade takes a whole fucking week to deposit ACH transfers. In the UK it's instant to brokers. What is this nonsense.

>> No.53788907

>>53788895
But another anon just pointed out that it’s up 50% since then. Plus the dividend!

>> No.53788908
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Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>> No.53788915

>>53788847
yes it does lol. if you bought a stock that pays $7 yearly at $100 instead of a $65 the yield is completely different. one is 7% the other is >10%

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>>53788847
>>53788850
>>53788851
You risk big drawdowns to barely beat bonds. And you have to wonder if the stock would crab this flat if it wasn't for divvies. If equities eat shit you'll unironically lose 3/4 of your money (and you'll say yeah but the divvies will keep coming). Not only your divvies are keeping the stock down but you have to pay extra taxes on it. There's a reason retailniggers make money on AAPL and TSLA, and it's not for divvies.

>>53788870
Do divvieniggers bother to buy low? I doubt it.

>> No.53788919

>>53788908
No thanks. I’ll just let my dividends compound and have more shares instead of less

>> No.53788920

>>53788908
Indeed - not to mention the tax nightmare of divis.

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>>53788919

>> No.53788935

>>53788526
>get around 200+ a month from dividens
>down 2k

>> No.53788938
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>futures

>> No.53788948

>>53788918
I doubt you ever made any money in stock market.

>> No.53788954

>>53788918
> If equities eat shit you'll unironically lose 3/4 of your money (and you'll say yeah but the divvies will keep coming)
Well yea the divvies will keep coming and I’ll continue snagging more shares at a lower valuation. And since I only invest in aristocrats the stocks aren’t in any real risk ever
> Not only your divvies are keeping the stock down but you have to pay extra taxes on it.
My dividend portfolio is in a Roth IRA so no taxes to speak of. The rest of money tracks the S&P in a regular brokerage account.
> Do divvieniggers bother to buy low? I doubt it.
it’s not a necessity but my dividends are spread around many different sectors so I buy what’s down

>> No.53788968

NTMA

>> No.53788980
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>pasts, presents and futures

>> No.53788991

>>53788954
Waste of breath trying to explain anything to him in my opinion. He clearly has an agenda jsuging by how he bends narrative. One look at my portfolio is enough to disprove his bullshit, so I'm not sure what he wants to achieve.
Probably just Morgan Stanley employee desperate for liquidity in the market.

>> No.53789001

>>53788915
Thats not what I mean.
What I mean is, the yield for me stays the same, even if the stock goes down. Which is kind of unlikely, I think

>> No.53789015

>>53788698
What's wrong with that?

>> No.53789017
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You're listening now
They say they ain't heard nothing like this in a while
That's why they play my predictions on so many different dials
'Cause I got more fuckin' gains than a disciplined child
When they see me everybody brrap's, brraps
Man I'm like a young burry fully black Barrack
I cried tear drops over the massive attack
I only make hits like I work with a racket and bat
Look at my jacket and hat
So damn bearish
So down to earth
I'm bringing gravity back to the stock market.

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>>53789017
It's already written in the stars.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgFyi74DVjc

>> No.53789051

>>53789015
https://www.finra.org/investors/alerts/stock-information-buying-stock
4th point. The fact that it appears in "investor alerts" page probably indicates that such stock should be avoided or something

>> No.53789058

>futures

https://youtu.be/TpfhBPDUs9A

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>>53788786
I don't know, but a crash in 2023 happening is inevitable

>> No.53789095

I only see 570 why isn't it updating?

>> No.53789097
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>>53788919
Why do you think that's better than the company keeping the cash?
When you own slightly more of a slightly poorer company's stock, do you feel powerful? Is that what you like so much?

>> No.53789104

Your hit with zero tax on divvy income and tax on stocks in general if your income does not exceed 80k. Note; countable income by the IRS not your actual gross income. 401k contributions, other things (Charity giving,etc) can lower your countable income. Long term cap gains also lowers the tax burden. Actual losses can also lower that. Got 1500 in losses? Hey that's 1500 you can knock off as countable income. (married its 3000). You can also carry over that loss to future tax years till its gone. Ex: You lost 8000 in 2021. You get a tax break for 6 years now (8000/1500= 5.3 yrs) or 3yrs if married.

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>>53789017
I like your work, I just wish Bloomberg would stop stealing charts from Mr. Mott Capital.

>> No.53789148

>>53789058
SERIOUS case of gayface.

>> No.53789149

>>53789128
it didn't hit zero there

>> No.53789153

>>53789073
I can assure you I've read more books about 1920s and 1930s in Germany and Austria than you did. USA is nowhere near being in situation that Germany found itself during that time. Maybe if US was banned from trade with other countries and became ultra discount walmart for the World while fighting off China's claims to California we could make such comparsons.

>> No.53789157

>>53789097
Because what’s KO going to do with a bunch of extra cash? Are they actually going to grow that much more? Should they team up with Elon and start selling coke to martians? The simple answer is there’re done growing market share and they exist to pay their shareholders

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>>53789097
Mercedes also does a stock buyback program.
They have so much money, they dont know what to do with it.

>> No.53789167

>>53789148
Behead those who insult meteor man.

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Why would Bloomberg et al. warn the plebs of what play to take?

>> No.53789173

>>53788515
What will Putin say tomorrow? I'm hoping it's something horrible that will shoot oil prices up again

>> No.53789174

>>53789157
That's reasonable. So you'd be happy to switch the dividend for a share buyback?

>> No.53789184

>>53789169
the problem you guys have is you think they're trying to fuck retail over, and not just extremely incompetent and basically throwing predictions at a dartboard blindly. If the argument makes sense logically then it makes sense.

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>>53789184
I mean, I assumed they were part of the market maker group, but point taken.

>> No.53789191

>>53789149
Looks like coincidence to me. I think people learned already that you don't bet against USA and those who capitulate are suckers who will miss the next pump. Sucks to be Morgan Stanley employee who shorted October bottom I know. I guess you guys will need to find new job soon.

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>>53789173
"potato is good lads"

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>>53788624
Taylor in good times. Brainard in bad.

Also long DENN: >>53788655

>> No.53789212

>>53789188
market makers tend to make money regardless of market direction. if the risk gets bigger then they just widen the spread to make it more of a sure thing

>> No.53789220

>>53788738
>MCD
>KO
Reminder that they're massively cutting food stamps this month. You might very well see fireworks in their next quarterly earnings.

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>>53789205
gib the plays

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>>53789212
So what I gather from this is that financial media talking heads are spouting incorrect bullshit, not due to malice, but their own incompetency.

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>tfw will never be sheriff of Musktown on the red planet

>> No.53789268

>>53789104
>Actual losses can also lower that. Got 1500 in losses? Hey that's 1500 you can knock off as countable income. (married its 3000).
It's actually $3,000 regardless. Or $1,500 if you do married filing separately.

>There are also limits on the amount of capital losses that taxpayers can deduct in one year. Taxpayers can only deduct up to $3,000 of capital losses each year. Those taxpayers who are married, but file separately can only deduct up to $1,500. However, taxpayers can only deduct capital losses from income if the total amount of capital losses exceeds the total amount of capital gains in one year.
https://www.freeadvice.com/legal/can-i-deduct-capital-losses-from-regular-income/

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Help a bruddah out smg. Bogleheads say to always be buying, but then they also say that buying opportunities only come a few times a year. Which is it? Are you supposed to only buy a little all the time and a lot when it is one of those opportunities? I still haven't figured out the position scaling problem yet. I either have way too much cash or I buy too mich at the top and can't average down easily.

>> No.53789274

>>53789184
Bloomberg refused to report on FTX issues in July because it would be bad for their business with FTX who was one of the major advertisers.
All financial media is corrupt. But as Morgan Stanley employee you already know this so I don't know why do I have to explain it.

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>>53789259
Never give up on your dreams.

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>>53789270
there's no wrong way to do it anon

>> No.53789296

>>53789270
>but then they also say that buying opportunities only come a few times a year.
They...don't? I'm not sure where you're getting that but maybe it's referring to the fact you only get so many paychecks or quarterly/annual bonuses.

>> No.53789301

>>53789165
Nice. They make fancy cars, so they could probably spend more on R&D if they wanted. (But they're not necessarily wrong to return cash to shareholders.)

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>there is higher notional tied up in subprime auto loans today than there was notional tied up in subprime housing '08 crisis
so /smg/, are you ready for the financial crisis, led on by the tapped out consumer defaulting on their:
>auto loans
>credit cards
>and then finally, housing

>> No.53789314

what is it with this retarded
>LOOOOOOK AT RETAIL
>DO THE OPPOSITE OF RETAIL
>dont look at hedgefunds and others
>LOOK AT RETAIL
ah right they think this thread is entirely zoomer retail with 100 dollar 0dte bets
seriously, trolling outside of >>>/b/ annoying shiposters

>> No.53789316

>>53789292
My 8K of Cheniere at 170 says otherwise
>>53789296
One of the big investor people was saying that buying opportunities ate limited, was that what they were referring to? I thought ot had something to do with the value of the company with respect to some metric.

>> No.53789320

You bag divvy stocks to let the compounding divvy and it's hikes and (maybe) stock splits work for you.KO is perfect example. Just 1 puny share bagged long ago (ipo) held till uh I think 2012 would be now over 9000 shares. The current divvy is 0.46 x 4. Over 16,500 in income a year from just that 1 puny share bagged long ago. Just think if you'd bagged more along the way.

>> No.53789324

I think we might live in the time in human history with the least amount of exploration available to the average person.
No colonies.
No great unknown.
Nothing.
It hurts.

>> No.53789332

>>53789303
Central bank will bail them out.

>> No.53789337

>>53789332
Nope - you will!
Bail ins, not bail outs

>> No.53789339

>>53789324
explore yourself, it's infinite

>> No.53789347
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>>53789303
Eh, you don't get spicy financial crises unless they come from some unexpected direction. Subprime housing in '08 was a problem because people shuffled it everywhere as AAA, but you don't have that with subprime auto loans in Anno Domini 2023.

"Tapped out consumers" being laid off is still a few months away in terms of exhausting job openings and exceeding the usual trendlines on total credit and delinquencies. But even then that just means a garden variety recession more than a 2008 or 1929.

>> No.53789348

>>53789339
report shitposters, like you

>> No.53789349
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>>53789316
well that's not a boggle ticker

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>>53789301
They also spend a little more on R&D

>> No.53789377

>>53789314
Imagine astroturfing the idea that retail is responsible for 0dte mania

>Institutional traders are by far the biggest users of these products. Data from JPMorgan Chase & Co. JPM, +0.30% shows retail investors account for just 5.6% of overall trading in 0DTEs.

>> No.53789379

>>53789347
You REALLY think the banks have not been shuffling in subprime auto loans with their AAA bonds? They learned last time that no matter how much fraud they commit they'll get bailed out. If i were in that position I'd quadruple down on the fraud (in Roblox buxx of course)

>> No.53789385

>>53789347
>you don't have that with subprime auto loans
it's even worse with auto loans - when the housing loans went bad, the bank could at least repossess the house and, over time, the house value would go up, and the bank would have a chance at getting out from under the loan by selling the home at, or above the value they have it on their books
this isn't the same with autos. auto loan goes bad? repossess the vehicle, have to store the vehicle (which costs money) have to maintain the vehicle (which costs money) --- meanwhile, the vehicle is losing value every single year that goes by, massively depreciating asset - nowhere close to housing
and there are more bad auto loans in total notional value than there ever were bad housing loans
this isn't even talking about the credit card crisis, where we are at all time high debt from consumers using credit to buy
>groceries
>gasoline
this is just auto loans - the credit card crisis is a whole another crisis that will also kick off

>> No.53789386

>>53789270
You're either timing the markets, or you're not. Long term everything moves higher because the purchasing power of the dollar only gets weaker.

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>>53789316
I mean this in the nicest way possible but the reason for Bogleheading (Buy the whole market, whenever you have spare cash. Don't even think or question anything beyond that.) is because you're saying "One of the big investor people" and "value of the company with respect to some metric". You're not going to beat the market with that level of knowledge, you'd just be gambling. At a table that's rigged against you.

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>>53789128
Mott Capital is a dumb bear. I am no bear no bull. I am like water. I am formless, shapeless, like water. You put water into bear it becomes a bear. You put water into a bull it becomes a bull. I am nothing and everything. I am the Alpha and Omega. I am one.

>> No.53789412

>>53789374
>Only increasing R&D 7% over 3 years
So...they cut R&D.

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>>53789220
MCD may not be worrisome, but now I'm concerned about my WMT bags.

>> No.53789420

>>53789174
No I’d prefer the dividend

>> No.53789431

>>53789270
Yes. You drop in ho hum everyday amounts weekly on autopilot. If say another 2020, 2008 style event happens that's when you deploy your mega load from your cash reserve on top of your ho hum amount. While things are rolling along you just top off your cash reserve while your living life and the gains pile up.

>> No.53789434

>>53789220
They will drink the coke

>> No.53789435

>>53789379
Not the Citis and Goldmans of the world, there are reporting rules and Basel shit and Fed stress tests. The bank shot crisis *might* be something like CVNA goes bankrupt, that hits a big private equity firm, that forces a pension to need a bailout. But, shit, who here remembers Long Term Capital Management? That's the kind of "crisis" we'd be talking about.

>> No.53789445

>>53789377
Retail trader don't matter in any market, the bullshit retardation to spam this is line should be honored with a month long ban

>> No.53789467

>>53789385
>and there are more bad auto loans in total notional value than there ever were bad housing loans
First, 15 years of inflation. Second, auto loans are explicitly labeled, rated, and traded as such. Banks and other bond traders know about the factors you mentioned. There is no "car values can only go up!" meme underpinning a quadrillion dollars in bets somewhere.

>this isn't even talking about the credit card crisis, where we are at all time high debt from consumers using credit to buy
Come on, we've pointed out this semitic lie like a half dozen times ITT.

>> No.53789472

>>53789418
A key lesson in that there are no risk-free investments. There is no free lunch.

Well, unless you're on EBT but that's not what I'm talking about.

>> No.53789483

>>53789472
Yes there are. Treasury says HI HELLO?? HELLO?? DOES THIS PHONE WORK?? UHHHHH HELLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.53789489
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ah?!

>> No.53789490
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53789490

Reminder that 2022 WAS the recession.

>> No.53789496

>>53789467
>Banks and other bond traders know about the factors you mentioned
the banks didn't expect to see defaults spike above 10%; the banks are putting aside billions and billions to prepare for defaults / charge offs
>we've pointed out this semitic lie
What are you talking about? What is a lie about all time high credit card debt
>muh it's just returning to trend

>> No.53789498

>>53789434
>The syrup must flow.
-Barron "Warren" Harkonnen

>> No.53789505
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>>53789408
I know kpop anon. You're tried it all last year, even caps lock posting. It's all fine, even if you are wrong you can always shift timelines and dissapear for few months. Nobody will remember you were wrong when you come back. Works like magic.

Unrealted pic from October 14th.

>> No.53789508

>>53789483
Yes, you get the comfort of guaranteed, safe returns. A line comfortably sloping upward.

At the cost of losing real purchasing power.

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>>53789490
why didn't anyone lose their job tho

>> No.53789516
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53789516

Just popping in from my vacation to remind this general that scoopsies does in fact owe me sex. Now if you'll excuse me, this is my last night in Lansing. Toodles! *Holds up spork*

>> No.53789517

KO is expanding into the mixed drink market. Which hey should be easy as hell. Those many bottler's across the world can put a mixed drink in a can just as easy as regular Coke and Cherry Coke after all. Liquid is liquid. They're also expanding into Energy drinks and Coffee more.

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>>53789516
Where's the update video you scum

>> No.53789542

>>53789517
Exactly right. They expand and continue hiking their divvy

>> No.53789555

>>53789496
>What are you talking about? What is a lie about all time high credit card debt
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/REVOLSL

Notice how 2016 - 2022 is a steady trendline, minus the whole "pandemic shutdown, rent moratorium, and stimulus check" thing? So yes we're technically at all time highs on credit card debt but still a couple hundred billion away from anything worrisome. Especially if you inflation adjust.

Technically true and meant to get you clicking on their media, but not helpful = semitic lie.

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The dollar is rising my basterds

>> No.53789561

>>53789516
fagit

>> No.53789570

>>53789412
Good question.
They say, they will spend 60 billion on R&D in the next 4 years.

https://group.mercedes-benz.com/company/news/211202-supervisory-board-confirms-business-plan.html

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>>53789556
that means groceries will be less expensive right anon?

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my lil dfence stocks finna be doin a lil sum sum.

>> No.53789582

>>53789513
Because he's a desperate baggie who really needs soxl to go back to 70.

>> No.53789587

>>53789570
Ignore this post. Im retarded

>> No.53789611

>>53789513
There are 30k job openings whrere fathands lives. And that's just one city of thousands.
Also people need money to survive. Many people started working 2 jobs in 2022. Some families had 2nd parent forced into job market to make ends meet (imagine raising a kid, not in this economy!).
As with everything, the answer is "it's complicated" and Fed using strong job market as excuse is just a distraction from their abysmal mistakes + it gives an impression they use data to make decissions.

>> No.53789618

>>53789556
What game was he playing kek

>> No.53789620

>-0.09%
IT'S JOEVER SELL SELL SELL

>> No.53789624

>>53789555
>So yes we're technically at all time highs on credit card debt
Yes.. and the consumer is already tapped out. Defaults / late payments are spiking across the board - and the recession isn't even here yet. Savings rates are in the absolute shitter. There is no cushion. Everyone is getting raked over the coals by inflation and putting themselves in debt to make ends meet - what happens when all time high debt meets even a modest recession?
>it's just a return to trend during an era of QE!
>this is fine, while interest rates are at 19%!
comparing the trend of expanding credit post '08 is retarded to say the least
>wow, all time high debt, at 0.25% interest!
is a lot different than
>all time high debt, at 19% interest

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>>53789570
>Calculates German inflation

>>53789587
Yeah I'd just be skeptical of any company saying they raised any figure by X% or $Yb because more often than not they don't make waves. They're just squeezing good headlines out of inflation adjusting budgets.

>> No.53789639

>>53789581
Shieeeet imma buy me some BAE Systems and Lockheed.

>> No.53789642

>>53789517
Also alcoholic beverages in 2026 and frozen pizzas in 2027 after buying out Pizza Hut and turning their restaurants into weed shops. Screencap this

>> No.53789675

>>53789537
Kek Ive been in Lansing all weekend, the update resumes next Sunday. This is my vacation

>> No.53789681

>>53789627
Not a big issue for me with the R&D spending. Not like they lack behind in EVs. They are doing fine. Recently got approved for level 3 self driving, better than Tesla

>> No.53789709

>>53789618
He's playing GI Joe, a real American hero for NES. I had a similar emotional breakdown while beating that game.

>> No.53789710

>>53789624
>Defaults / late payments are spiking across the board
Again, if the change is a good headline, semites will repeat that. But what we care about in terms of "is the economy dead now? Or will it instead die later this year?" are trends and expected levels, because those are what surprise banks and cause crises.

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/DRCLACBS shows you that, indeed, the semites are right: delinquencies are up across the board! However they are lying in that we've gone from "extremely abnormal record low" to merely "low". We can look at shorting V and MA when that line exceeds 2019 levels.

>Savings rates are in the absolute shitter.
The semitic lie here is that rate isn't level. If I normally have $1000 in savings, store up $2000 the next year thanks to stimmy checks and rent moratoria, then only save up to $2500 the next year, my savings rate has plunged. But my savings level isn't some apocalyptic number.

>what happens when all time high debt meets even a modest recession?
Nothing good but, again, we're not there yet. Don't short Q1 when the economy collapses Q4.

>> No.53789719

>>53789580
I love Japan..

>> No.53789724
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>futures

>> No.53789727

>>53789618
starcraft 2

>> No.53789736

Buy NRGU, Sell NRGU. Salt and pepper in some TSLA. Winning.

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>>53789505
I don't know what you are talking about.

>> No.53789768

>>53789618
OSRS wildy risking big

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>>53789719
long jpy short yuan simple as

>> No.53789776

>>53789710
>are trends and expected levels, because those are what surprise banks and cause crises.
tell me - did the banks expect for the sharpest hiking in Fed history?
did the banks expect the FFR to be above 5% at this time period?
did the banks originate their loans, extend credit for the past years (to a decade) expecting interest rates to spike up, with the fastest hiking pace in history, faster than under Volcker (relative)?
fuck no! it wasn't priced in whatsoever, it was completely unexpected to get where we're at
all the banks got caught with their pants down
the average credit card rate is now 19%
this is very, very different than any period in the last 10 years - I think it's silly for you to go
>look, it's just a return to trend!
>it's in line with trend!
when rates were near 0 for the entire time of credit expansion to all time highs
again, all time high debt is a lot different with 19% interest compared to 0% interest
>savings level
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/PSAVE
it's not just the rate $550 billion hasn't been seen since '08
>Don't short Q1 when the economy collapses Q4.
I think overall we're in agreement - just my timeline is faster than yours
I think it will snowball and kick off a crisis much faster than anyone expects

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>>53789766
Me neither

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>>53789776
>again, all time high debt is a lot different with 19% interest compared to 0% interest
We both know credit cards were never at 0% interest. Come on.

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>>53788572
It was Lum but the fucking SOXL faggot ruined that us

>> No.53789815

>>53789790
https://wallethub.com/edu/cc/historical-credit-card-interest-rates/25577
>debt service payments as a percent of disposable income
not only are they getting squeezed here, we are at all time high for housing burden
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/25/realestate/rent-burdened-american-households.html
>Moody’s Analytics finds that renters in the U.S. now pay 30 percent of the median income for the average rent.

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>>53789556
it's ultraflat and not moving

>>53789770
Why does the Chyna one look so sexual?

>> No.53789824
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The last prediction didn't come true, so this one has to, right?

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>>53789818
THEY MANUFACTURED OUR DISSENT THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA ENGINEERING AND NOW THEY LOOK SO SEXUAL

>> No.53789840

is MMM extremely undervalued right now or what? it's trading at 2013 levels rn, pays divis, thinking of buying like 100 shares

>> No.53789844
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>>53789810
RIP

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>>53789840
divvie doesn't equal company health, but let's get some

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>>53789580
>she has a better stroke game than I do

>> No.53789859

>>53789165
I could find a few uses for Mercedes engineers and that money.
Might work, might not. If it works, whole new ball game.
If it doesn't, name recognition and a reputation for taking risks on bleeding edge.
>>53789285
Excuse me, I think I ordered that with an automatic burger grill shoulder pack?
>>53789517
Who do I contact at KO to pitch an idea for their canning outfits?

>> No.53789872

>>53789840
they have a lot of issues with lawsuits in relation to their products, one of them with the US military
it's the unsure nature of how all of these different lawsuits will play out that is dragging down the company

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>>53789831
>she will never look at me like this

>> No.53789883

>>53789859
> Who do I contact at KO to pitch an idea for their canning outfits?
Shoot me an email I’ll let them know

>> No.53789884

>>53789859
Not sure how you conclude there is a risk to reputation from my post.
The stock buyback was announced on Friday and the stock went up 3%.

>> No.53789904

>>53789815
If they were getting squeezed in a historically worrisome manner, we'd see that graph at 6, 6.5, 7%. Instead we're seeing people pick up second jobs. Which is necessary because there's still a gazillion job openings/a wage-price spiral.

>not only are they getting squeezed here, we are at all time high for housing burden
>nytimes
Again, remember that you are reading the words of people who are semites, communists, or both. Of course they'll cry tears for 30 million illegals having to pay rent again. But in the larger economic picture, those criminals are approximately meaningless.

>> No.53789930

>>53789904
it is Moody's that is reporting this, NYT is just reporting what Moody's said
if you object to the source, here are 4 more saying the same thing
https://www.marketplace.org/2023/01/20/the-average-u-s-renter-now-spends-30-of-their-income-on-rent-a-new-all-time-high/
https://www.axios.com/2023/01/23/data-shows-the-rent-is-still-too-damn-high
https://therealdeal.com/national/2023/01/29/average-american-tenant-is-rent-burdened/
https://theurbannews.com/business/2023/unaffordable-rental-costs-now-plague-44-million-people-in-every-state/
30% of income is now going to housing, when there are no savings, all time high debt, auto loans underwater
everyone is mega squeezed

>> No.53790008

>>53789930
Daaaamn where do I find these magic places where rent is only 30% of my salary?! Around me it's 50-60.

>> No.53790012

>>53789930
Do you not understand what I'm saying? Axios, NPR Marketplace, the DEI mouthbreathers at Moody's who whore out their credibility on that factoid. They are all the same people. And they are lying to your face.

Lying by omission but lying nonetheless.

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>>53789883
Kek

>> No.53790063
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>futes

>> No.53790068
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>serutuf
Uh oh

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>>53788515
isn't this the food truck whore you retards are always drooling over? kek

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>>53790063
>>53790068
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WE NEED QE

>> No.53790086

If 2022 was the recession why did nothing happen?
Stocks didn't dump much, not many lost their jobs, and nobody killed themselves

>> No.53790093

>smallcap 2000
-.8%

>Shit and Piss 500
-.12%

Why are Jews like this?

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>>53790072
based

>>53790074
>I need a hit man
or you could short what needs QE

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>futas

>> No.53790100

futures do not fucking matter. it's gongoup. 2022 we just needed to cool off for the next rally

>> No.53790110
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>It's going down
>I'm yelling "Timber!"

>> No.53790117

>>53788570
They do in the long term for sure, not in the short term though

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>>53790110
This biggity boy's a diggity dog

>> No.53790144

>futures

the fuck happened? WW3 going to finally start or nah?

>> No.53790164

>>53790008
Kek I pay 400 a month for a 3bed house. That's not rent either. Nor is it a shat hole. What can I say, 2008 was good to me. Meanwhile the value and my salary has only gone one way; up.

>> No.53790169

>>53788570
The highest yielding dividend ETF gives about 4%, so not currently. Though, they could end up outperforming bonds in theory if the market goes up (or underperform even worse if the market goes down).

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>>53789490
False news, Jack.

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>>53790144
Invest in construction and radiation pills.

>> No.53790178
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It's over. Stocks will never go up again.

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>futures

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WTF I went to take a shower and now the future is red???

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>>53790144
not until friday

>> No.53790229

>>53789768
This, kids can't get used to Korasi being around, RIP

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>>53790072
DOES THIS LOOK LIKE HER YOU DUMMY, NO, HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR SELENA

>> No.53790282

>>53790232
yes
in any case, they are both whores

>> No.53790294
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>Nasd-ACK futures
bearish for SOXL niggers, I like that

>>53790232
Mary the veteran Romanian camwhore > Selena the Foodtruck whore

>> No.53790306

>>53790294
Any smart SOXL nigger would have solder already. the smart range right now is buy under 10 and sell over 15

>> No.53790350
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pretty limp windsock pattern you've got going here, mumus.

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Women owe me sex.

>> No.53790400

What the fuck bros. I thought my apartment was about to burn down. My mexican neighbor got his oil well past the smoking point. I think he is trying to poison me with the seed oil.

>> No.53790402

>>53790177
What are construction pills?

>> No.53790437
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It's fucked tomorrow innit. It's probably fucked this whole week.

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>OIL can't defend 77

>> No.53790474
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>>53790446
>natgas

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>>53789205
>Ywn lick Tay's sweat

>> No.53790488

>>53790474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m2mzsJSG6hE

>> No.53790513

>>53790437
It's going to be fun. Yields will rise while oil dumps. If everything works out cheap stocks and peace negotiations by May

>> No.53790535 [DELETED] 

come hang if you want bros

https://www.twitch.tv/danecookgaming

>> No.53790541
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>US 10Y up 31 pips

>> No.53790552

Hmm... anyone know any plays to make $33,000 this week?

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>>53790541
>30 year about to break 4%

>> No.53790565

>>53790437
baggie called for a catastrophic sell off, so we will prob crab and end slightly green

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>>53790350
>took up bowling with friends
>in the leagues
>getting better each game (now over 200 consistently)
/smg/ league when?

>> No.53790601

>>53790350
those arent proper bowling shoes

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>>53790541
>10 pips are 1 bip

>> No.53790625

>>53789840
The narrative says "people aren't using post-its anymore" and other related fud. And while it's true they'll take a hit on face diaper sales, they sell so much more than that. Buy, although be ready to buy lower too, as always.

>> No.53790630
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Let see you know barrack barrack I make them bulls go bear. I make them bulls go gay. I make the bulls go gay. I make them bulls go bearrrrrrrrrrrr

Good Bulls go Gay.

>> No.53790640
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>FUTURES
>DXY
>10 year
>2 year
>GAY SENG INDEX

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>>53790557
>US 30Y at 4 handles

>> No.53790716

>>53790557
>6M 5.05%

>> No.53790718

>>53790656
But why does this matter?

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2 year is the most important one because if it goes up higher than means interest rates will be going up that gay janitors fat greasy hairy butt.

>> No.53790792

>>53790718
Bonds selling dollar buying. Bad for equities and foreign currencies, also affects other debt and interest rates.

>> No.53790814

>>53790725
Wrong. It just means market speculates on it going higher. March is still going to be the last hike for the season. It's likely just a reshuffling with yields staying stable into april slowly coming down into May and back to January levels in summer

>> No.53790825

>>53788549
Thanks, now I know when to slurp.

>> No.53790829
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Cash gang we eatin good

>> No.53790841

>>53790829
>cashgang
>not being short euro on 100x leverage
ngmi

>> No.53790851

>>53790814
March will be the last of the babyhikes before jpow unbuckles again to whip the bulls

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>>53790814
You are speculating it will not go any higher.. I don't see why your reasoning has more merit than mine.

But looking at commodities and oil right now it looks like inflation will not re-surge in the next CPI. HOWEVER there is a triple bottom on CGC. which is extremely bullish.

But you probably don't know what that even means. Oh the last year Gold made a triple bottom then went shooting to the moon this year.

>> No.53790914

futures

>> No.53790920

>>53790865
>>>/r/eddit

>> No.53790921

Rocker are you still here?

>> No.53790931

>>53790865
>CGC
the leaf dude weed? i've been bearish on leaf dude weed since the bubble on that popped. it's just a shitty agriculture stock now with all the red tape and extra expense the leaf government saddled that industry with from the outset.

>> No.53790943

>>53790552
Start with 40k, and trade any 3x ETF for a few hours. Works for me every time.

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>>53790931

>GSG

>> No.53790985

>>53789490
Can we zoom out on the chart

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>>53790943

>> No.53791026

>>53790984
oh okay that makes more sense.

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>>53790943
yeah same bro it's easy to predict

>> No.53791046

>>53790086
There were dudes who killed themselves(the BBBY exec) but not as much as 2008 yet

>> No.53791047

>>53790841
Short eur means long usd, which is cash

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I made a thread on this but i dont trust that the board at large will be helpful with this.

>Doing an interview tomorrow and need advice for how to assess the risk of extending debt to a firm based off their financial statements.

My main idea is looking at the balance sheet current assets -current liabilities, maybe the quick ratio , and debt service asset coverage ratio.

>> No.53791074

>>53791047
no

>> No.53791084

>>53791060
it's not on the balance sheet bitch nigga
pay me $200 and i'll give you the answer

>> No.53791103

>>53791084
It is a variety of places and one of those is absolutely on the balance sheet. You can also look at the cash flow statement to see somethings

>> No.53791142

>>53791060
Anyone have that screenshot of a loan officer who posted here that he got stellar results because he was extremely racist, only lending to Whites and Asians?

>> No.53791153

>>53791142
Lol I used to work for private equity and I'd do the same thing. Giving a higher discount rate to indians

>> No.53791157

>>53791060
It's about the handshake not the sheets. If its weak no extension

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>>53791157

>> No.53791172

>>53788542
roll

>> No.53791182

I just read a post about someone from a presumably developed country putting buckets in their shower to conserve water for cleaning and toilet use. How can I profit from this?

>> No.53791183

You know Office Space kinda sums up my life to a point. I go to work, sit in a cubicle, do nothing during the afternoons (I nap). I get paid for doing uh nothing. I'm laid back as hell just like the Office Space dude.

>> No.53791193

>>53791103
yes cash flow is the only thing that matters, and things that impact the cash flow. fuck the balance sheet nigguh

>> No.53791212

>>53791183
Comfy office jobs are rare but underrated, you got that right, KO Boomer.

>> No.53791260

>>53790829
If you aren't short or long, you aren't even playing!

>> No.53791292

There's something really ominous about this.

>> No.53791293
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> soon-to-be-the-presents

>> No.53791294
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>>53791260
Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>> No.53791297

I thought I was making “the move”® on Friday when I bought Amazon calls expiring 2/24. But then I learned of this thing called Theta and it basically means that no matter how well the stock does Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday, if it sucks tomorrow, my calls are fucked? Right?

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>down 45 bepis since market close on friday

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>>53791293
oh shit

>> No.53791351

>futes and bonds selling off
>crypto mooning
huh?

>> No.53791379

>>53791297
depends, yes if the strike is far OTM

>> No.53791383

>yields

It’s fucking over for stocks.

>> No.53791414

>>53791351
Futas will reverse once Ukraine war anniversary gets priced in.

>> No.53791419

>>53791351
Crypto is literally the future. In a few years when a single bitcoin is worth a 10+million USD and basically every single person on the worlds top 100 richest people list is there from holding bitcoin you will wish you sold everything you owned and maxed out your credit cards to buy bitcoin for only 25k.

>> No.53791468

>>53791379
Break even price is $100.08 so if the stock price is close or equal to that, it won’t be too bad? Even if it gets there later in the week?

>> No.53791469
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I JUST WANT MY SHITTY STOCKS TO FUCKING MOON GOD DAMMIT

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whenever you feel scared or frigtened always rember and aks:
what would hitler do?
https://youtu.be/DW8M39SwbxI

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>>53791469
No.

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>>53791469
they did already anon, then you bought

>> No.53791581

>>53791351
Crypto margin man arrived with more margin. If shtf and spy goes back to 360 Itll get heem'd back.

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>>53791479
I ask myself that every morning as I wake up.

>> No.53791646

>>53791469
>shitty stocks
>mooning

nigga you just gambling. stop that

>> No.53791670

>>53791383
Why are yields keep on going up? This is some shady shit going on here.

>> No.53791685

>>53791182
That's in Mississauga in Canada, condos are so cheap you can hear toilets flushing at night, so after some complaints they limited hours you can flush.

>> No.53791687

why haven't you bought SOXS yet

>> No.53791703
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>>53791646
Hey bro we're all just gambling get over it

>> No.53791704

>>53791670
Because the fed rate is closing in on 5% and inflation just printed .6% monthly with no signs of moderation at the core cpi.

>> No.53791737

>>53791351
Crypto is literally just waiting on the markets to open with huge resistance at 25k.

>> No.53791740

I basically have $650 CAD a month I can put towards saving/investments. I have about 35k liquid cash for potential buying a property in the next couple of years. But this $650 I invest every month from here onwards can hopefully will not be touched for 10+ years or more, should I just start pumping SPY or VOO?

>> No.53791776

I’ve gotta say, indicators are not very cash money right now. I hope you didn’t go into the long weekend too long. Sell on the morning bounce.

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>>53791740
gamble on options with it instead of doing some boomer bullshit. 10+ years who knows what the market will be like.

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>>53791776

>> No.53791797

>>53791212
It bothers me when he says shat. He's clearly American, why does he say shat?

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Tomorrow I’m selling everything and pulling out of the market

>> No.53791823

>>53791797
My guess is he deliberately uses his weird posting style and diction so we can identify him without being yet another obnoxious tripfag.

>> No.53791826

>>53791776
Fast indicators have been saying sell for over a week now. Slower more conservative ones are about the tip over as well.

>> No.53791830

I think that at 4:00am EST today, 9:00GMT Putin is giving his speech 1 year anniversary of the war beginning / recognizing Donetsk Luhansk
could be a nothing burger, but it has the potential to sharply move oil markets as well as risk on equities - be on the look out

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where do employer paid pension plan contributions go? Who benefits from them?

The business owner?
The employee?

Does it go to a black market slush fund and used to fund uprisings in third world countries?

are pension plans a scam? Asking for a friend

>> No.53791852

>>53791849

>> No.53793364

>>53791687
But i have since Thursday