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Profitable small caps edition
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Naganami
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for lower rate Larries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://youtu.be/Xm3DkpGKQ14 [Open] [Embed]
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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>> No.53783094

>>53783040
how long have you been waiting to post this considering it doesn't even link to the previous thread?

>> No.53783106

>>53783094
I always just copy and paste. I will never also copy and paste the previous thread in the OP. It just isn’t important

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Would cnbc lie to me about this? I know /biz/ calls them out whenever they are bullish or simply disregards any mainstream news outlet but what about now?

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>pre-futures

>> No.53783141

>>53783126
Just buy and hold good companies regardless of what the broader market does.

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>Post-Pasts

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>Future Pre-Afterhours!

>> No.53783175

>>53782023
>>Forex-tards not welcome. Leave.
I love how you think it's for forex

kek stay a loser

>> No.53783227 [DELETED] 

/smg/ chat

t me+-r23O4Ynz8M0N2Qx

>> No.53783278

>>53782525
Asking in new thread.

>> No.53783286
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Natgas 2.2
Seems like a reasonable price
also anybody sees copper, should be an easy short with housing slowly capitulating

>> No.53783292

>>53783278
the rule of thumb is to only invest in your brokerage if somehow DOLE was your brokerage

>> No.53783298

>>53783278
I invested in Charles Schwab (SCHW) because of this train of thought. It makes me happy owning some stock of the company that profits off of me. If you look at their balance sheets the established ones are fairly profitable and pay dividends so they can't be bad of an investment. Of course new ones like Robinhood are still "high-growth", high-risk

>> No.53783300

>>53783292
I am now filtering DOLE, I've had it.

>> No.53783303
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53783303

>Futures

>> No.53783309

>>53783300
>I am now outing myself as a retard
kek yes buy those robinhood shares kid

>> No.53783383
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>>53783309
>Seething this much because someone won't buy your shitty fruit company that you shill here 24/7

Lol, lmao.

>> No.53783392

>>53783383
>I…i need to filter this stock that hurts my feelings
>no you’re seething
kek

>> No.53783410

>>53783392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qC_-GT0CIpk

>> No.53783415

>>53783300
Wise decision, i think i'll do the same

>> No.53783502
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>wonder why beef tallow and coconut oil aren't used in restaurant cooking anymore, as they are incredibly healthy fats
>both were removed because of one mans effort
>also tried to get rid of milk that wasn't skim
>basically ruined American nutrition as we know it, only beginning to recover nearly 40 years later
>name was Phil Sokolof
>early life senses tingling hard
>confirmed.jpg
jesus, they really can't help but ruin everything can they

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anime-style investing

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EU market and futes are literally dead if US jews are not throwing money around

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>>53783392
nothing wrong with filtering astroturfers and shitposters. if you saw one of their posts you saw them all

>> No.53783536

>>53783502
What's the dog breed on the right?
Seems cute.

>> No.53783551

>>53783526
Obsessed

>> No.53783555
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53783555

>>53783502
i was educated by a sokolov. he was a turbo autist

>> No.53783558

>>53783300
I have too - he's annoying as fuck
I would have little issue if there was actual discussion of the company, their prospects, their fundamentals - but it's never that, just spamming of shitty redd*t tier banana "memes"

>> No.53783561

>>53783536
looks like a greyhound collie mix

>> No.53783568

>>53783502
>can't help
They're doing it on purpose lmao.

>> No.53783573

>>53783558
DD has been posted. It’s ok to miss the DOLE train. Smart money is on the train

>> No.53783578
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>>53783502
>Sokolof

>> No.53783585

>>53783558
just filter them. attention whores starve if they dont get attention and go back to where they hope to get attention

>> No.53783587

>>53783573
unironically using the word
>DD
god you're such a redd*t faggot tourist

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>>53783502
>campaigned against heart disease
>died of a heart disease

>> No.53783602

>>53783300
Filtering the ticker is one solution, but it's really just one guy with a mid five-fig portfolio and a superiority complex spamming it. The posting style is easy to spot since he can't help but obnoxiously insert his latest shill campaign into completely unrelated conversation, so it's fairly convenient to instead just ID filter him every thread as soon as he posts once.

>> No.53783605

>>53783587
DD has been in Simon use with finance types for decades. We already knew you were a zoomer but holy fuck

>> No.53783618

Why is wall st closed

>> No.53783620

>>53783605
"DD" is a redd*t term you fucking faggot.
it is probably the one word, out of all of them, that let's people in /smg/ know that the person posting is a redd*t tourist
thank you for exposing your newfaggotry for all to see

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Just learned that the markets are not open because it's presidents' day in the US. I won't be able to buy Walmart stocks this way. It's over.

>> No.53783630

>>53783618
Potus day

>> No.53783646

>>53783622
It's also "Family Day" in Canada right now.

>> No.53783649

>>53783620
It’s a common abbreviation from Wall Street. Keep outing yourself

>> No.53783665

What the fuck was that.

>> No.53783680

Markets closed because of people like Joe Biden and Barrack Obama. Fuck these fucking people closing our market for their own personal holiday.

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>>53783646

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Back from a 3 day vacation for posting banned text on Friday. All I said was nobody wanted to hold over a 3 day weekend.

>> No.53783719

>>53783680
probably kicking it at the bohemian grove

>> No.53783743

Why the fuck are the markets closed? FAGGOT washington freeing the slaves

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>Not a single red ticker in my entire portfolio

>> No.53783745
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Funny how biz thinks this is just a small bear market or a small crab. Or you have bulls thinking money supply goes up again. Let me tell you to zoom out. You see that SP500 from 2001 to 2013? Oh yeah thats a hell of a flat line for a decade and then some. The insiders made their stacks like they did when they got in by mid 1990s and dumped until the baghdad invasion. Thats right. 8 years of pumping then dumping and another decade and half just to break even if you were a baggie. And thats a good cycle. Just imagine a 1930s baggie crabbing for multiple decades and a world war to get dumped on in 1970s. Things will get more expensive, you will feel more desperate and bored for a decade and half to go. Bobos will hallucinate that some big dump is near and mumus will think in just another 5 years we enter even more QE and "cash gang is dumb" trolling as they watch their folios stay flat. The mumu lasts less then a year, the bear crab lasts long enough for babies to become old enough to call you an oldfag boomer one day.

>> No.53783748

It's funny that on the business board if you say communism is bad, you get immediate upset responses. Why are there communists on a board that is explicitly about capitalism?

>> No.53783757

>>53783620
Oy vey you summer faggot

>> No.53783766

>>53783748
Endless newfags show up with default (communist) education. Immigration and education are two pillars of the left's strength.

>> No.53783780

>>53783743
Dats rite! I forgot he had slaves. Why do we give him a holiday? #Cancel_Presidents_Day

>> No.53783791

>>53783744
>Lana and Amy Adams threesome
Muh dik

>> No.53783804

>>53783766
this. Either ignore them, report them or ridicule them

>> No.53783806

>>53783620
I should do some DD today because there's some time to kill before the market opens back up.

>> No.53783816

>>53783719
probably not, as the grove is only open for ~2 weeks a year during the summer to members
how do I know?
because my grandfather was a member for almost 40 years, and my uncle has now been a member for almost 20 - pig and whistle camp
my father also went as a guest with my grandfather one year
it's really not what people think it is - yes there are rituals, yes there are big statues, yes they wear robes, but it isn't where the elites go to decide stuff - all the "ceremony" shit is just for fun / larping
literally, everyone wakes up, and immediately starts drinking gin fizz and drinks extremely heavily all day - everyone is hammered drunk from wake up to sleep. you are not allowed to talk business / real world stuff while at the grove - it is strictly forbidden & you'll get chastised by other members for any kind of networking you try to do. it isn't "Let's all sit around and figure out how we will subjugate the world!"
It's "Let's all get shit faced drunk without our wives in the woods for 2 weeks"
each camp has their own private chef, throughout the day there are speakers / historians / artists flown in who give presentations that you can pick and choose which to attend based on your interests
another story:
>dad is sitting at campfire with George Bush senior and his son GW
>senior telling story of how he was washing the dishes when phone call from UK came in
>he stopped washing the dishes to take the call
>"The Queen has decided to knight you"
>goes back to the kitchen
>"Barbara! I've been knighted by the Queen!"
>"That's great, now finish the dishes, Sir George."

>> No.53783819

>>53783748
Communists are temporarily embarassed capitalists.

>> No.53783829

>>53783816
>>53783719
another story:
>person who oversees the camp gathers all the members on the first day
>"Hey so we have something really serious important.."
>"We're going to have to do some repairs on the foundation of the camp.."
>"Each member will have to put up $20,000"
>there is a huge outroar, everyone extremely angry
>"Are you fucking kidding me??"
>"I thought it was something serious! You said it was something serious!"
>"$20,000?? That's it?? Why are you wasting all of our time with this bullshit!!"

>> No.53783831

Well according to my DD, the housing market is going to collapse, and basically the whole situation is fucked.
>inb4 source
look i just watched some one elses shitt youtube video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YAfMCBgMrE

>> No.53783838

>>53783748
Real communism has never been tried.

>> No.53783844

>>53783804
and thinking about it, from a demographic point of view there are not that many zoomers and alpha and its to be expected that the demographic decline keeps on, so the socialist "educated" part of the population is always going to be a minority until the faux social capitalist pyramid scheme collapses and makes the following generations that have to produce children again clearly more right wing

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What to do when you oneitis is a teenage girl

Also buy COIN

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I bought 50k worth of 2yr Treasury Notes last week yielding 4.62%. Am I GMI? Or are rates going higher and I'm gonna get assblasted on this?

>> No.53783860

>>53783745

Someone has been around the block a few times.

>> No.53783868

>>53783859
NGMI it. 50k of DOLE would have been make it territory

>> No.53783884
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>>53783847
Isn't it going to shit itself as soon as the earnings teleconference starts THOUGH?

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>>53783838
Sure buddy

>> No.53783920

is VYM worth it for the divvies payout, or is it best to just VTI dca for 60 years

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>>53783920
VTI, because dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>> No.53783961

Fucking bond market has been pricing in rate cuts. I thought smart money wasn't supposed to fight the boys over at F.E.D? Also, you ever get the news from your side bitch that she got her period and isn't pregnant? It's like the best fucking news. It has to be like being one of those black dudes on Maury when he says you are not the father.

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I refuse to sell a security ever again. Only buy. Except for options, I suppose I have to sell those sometimes

>> No.53783978

>>53783950
Dividends are extremely relevant in a Roth IRA. I would never sell stock to just get a little cash. You want more shares not less

>> No.53784004

>>53783961
Stop cheating on Gookfu.

>> No.53784031

>>53784004
Okay

>> No.53784045

>>53783961
they will cut because we will be in an absolute shit show not because muh no landing

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Uhhhhh, please open the market????? Okay, thank you!!

>> No.53784090

>>53784075
And have the stocks plummet further? No thank you!

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>>53783838
>Real communism has never been tried.
get a load of this fucking retard

>> No.53784110

>>53784075
The stock market is over. Everybody pack it up and go home. You'll get a special 1099 in a month.

>> No.53784187

>>53784107
The only people more delusional than economists are communists

>> No.53784301
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>DOLE op
Based

What’s the situation with the spy balloons? Is it all over(

>> No.53784322

So puts on Amazon?

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lel you can't buy and sell stocks today

>> No.53784387

>>53783884
Depends on guidance I suppose.

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Reminder that not only is coffee good for you but it is also delicious. Long coffee and coffee businesses

>> No.53784432

i am financially bored

>> No.53784453

>>53783819
I grew up in a hippie commune.
Real communism is very feminine and mostly shitty, but by far better than the hell im living in now.

>> No.53784475

>>53784453
>Real communism is very feminine
This explains a lot.

>> No.53784483

>>53784453
Why don’t you go back to the commune?

>> No.53784499

So I have some sources close to the Kremlin and it is appears that Putin is preparing to launch another full scale invasion of the hohols on 2/22. It's going to be an assault from the south in Odessa and from the north in Belarus with the intentions of cutting Kiev off from the west. Once Kiev is cut off from NATO, the situation will be very bad for Zelensky's Nazi regime. It will also lead to a catastrophic sell off of the stock market. Since today is a trading holiday, you really only have 1 day to get out before #TheBigOne. Hope you are prepared.

>> No.53784509

>>53784499
>just two more days bro

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>>53784499
filename

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What happens after two more weeks?

>> No.53784560

slurpers get the ______

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>>53784551

>> No.53784570

>>53784546
wasn't baggie actually right about putin's price hike last february tho?

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Are we back? Did Biden defeat Putin's price hike and recession?

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>>53784570

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>>53784551
Absolute market meltup, m8.
>>53784560
>slurpers get the ______
biggest gains

>> No.53784611

Decided to stimulate the economy with my buddies and went to a strip club, so Tuesday will be green.

Girls would say it’s hot in here and I didn’t know how to read this. Is this some kind of signal they’re sending or was she just kind of in need of a break?

>> No.53784624

>>53784596
no im pretty sure he called the exact day of the invasion

>> No.53784637

>>53784587
idk Biden is apparently chilling with Jewlinsky at the moment.

>> No.53784655

>>53784624
no. check the archives.

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>>53784499
Russia's military is a joke, they have zero ability to overrun the Ukrainians at this point, while NATO is supplying them

Putin is running out the clock and hoping Western support for Ukraine collapses before his own military does

it's a crazy gamble but not without precedent, the US is an extremely unreliable ally

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>>53784655
You can ignore my warning at your own peril. I'm just saying some of you guys are cool, and not to go to Kiev on Wednesday.

>> No.53784744

>>53784679

The US doesn't have the surplus ammo stockpiles to support this much longer, and we don't have the manufacturing surge capacity which we can repurpose to a wartime economy to 10x or 100x that like in WW2. Our glorious overlords, in all their wisdom, sent that to China.

Russia is drowning the Ukies in arty shells and shows no signs of stopping. This is the reason the kills have been skewed in their favor: it turns out that arty with drone spotters is the winning combo and they just have way more of it. Also, they are probably being fed ammo by the chinks, and there's fuck all we can do about it.

>> No.53784754

>>53783978
What do you mean? You want to maximize the market value of your shares, not the number of shares you own.

>> No.53784755

>>53783278
I would argue that as in all things you are knowledgeable about, if you see a value, there's a good chance it will be seen by others.
If they're running a tight ship, then you're paying a bit more for your service up front, to get a discount in the long run.
It is considered quite reasonable for employees who depend on their job to make a living, but also create their job to stay alive, to hold shares of their company. You would in a manner be joining those ranks.

The added bonus in some houses is that they will discount fees for trading in their equities.
>>53783309
RH is a quality operation, and I mean that with sincerity. Their strongest headwind is tradehouse niggers like you who can't get over the butthurt of previously making $40/trade, and can't adjust to the retail growth in the market.
>>53783502
I knew there was a flavor difference between old McD's and new McD's. Tallow has such a great flavor, and is good for you. Damn shame.
>>53783618
You know why.
>>53783829
Those people can be cheapskates, if you don't bill them for $200k, they may think it's not important.

>>53784690
Putin's a fucking idiot. My personal take is that the US should drop a fleet into Ukraine tonight, no less than 200,000 ground troops, and as many air-wings as we want.
If Putin wants to toe to toe with us, we'll give him the nigger thrashing he thinks he wants before he quits. If that goes to nukes, so be it. This little nigger been playing terrorist on the block with ICBM for the last 15 years, now he wants to toss over Europe, and by extension the US directly. Worse, his rhetoric on Nukes against nukeless Ukraine is making everyone on earth think they need to rush Plutonium tech, making all of your asses less safe.

>> No.53784761

>>53784744
Nuclear state and keeper of Osama Bin Laden Pakistan is now selling missiles to Ukraine. In addition to Neo Nazi squadrons in Ukraine. We are the bad guys.

>> No.53784784

>>53784754
Over time it's the same thing, with dividend payout actually making greater returns. This is because while dividends do get cut, that cut tends to lag price drop, meaning you get cash to reinvest, even as the prices are reducing.
Of course, the problem right now is that every MBA in the US has been (((educated))) on the idea of FVM, which is a nice theory, if your market share and the market in general was a straight line. Markets are Cyclic, in all sectors.

>> No.53784798

>>53784761
Nazis aren’t bad though, obviously

>> No.53784800

>>53784755
checked, I think younger people just becoming 18 won't care/know about the GME fiasco with RH. They also have the 1% match on IRA's, younger people will see an app with a nice UI and start investing simple as

>> No.53784804

>>53784744
This. Western military production has been on time model for 30 years. And on time they mostly bought equipment that is good for what comes down to world policing missions that are fought for 99% with small arms. That equipment hat got bought and produced is not fit for an artillery and tank war

>> No.53784837

>>53783976
Based JNJ buyer.

>> No.53784848

>>53784800
This cherry picked data point is such a fucking joke.

There were 2 houses that didn't restrict GME that day, and it was because they didn't have enough Reddit accounts to get the penalties. Boomer investors who weren't in, and shitty interfaces that nobody who trades daily wants to use. RH simply faced an unprecedented event, and admirably went well beyond the necessary deposits to have everyone back in, in short order.
They are the reason that this thread exists, imo.

>> No.53784855

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

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>>53784551

>> No.53784860
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53784860

What's the bull thesis right now? Futures aren't looking to bright.

>> No.53784861

>>53784546
Based

>> No.53784878

>>53784848
delusional idiot, you might better go back

>> No.53784895

>>53784878
>t. pin stripe greaser who had to downgrade his BMW model post 2014

>> No.53784904

Good morning baggies, kek

>> No.53784926

>>53784895
what? If I need a car I use car rentals since 2013, be flexible about what type of car you need for the specific purpose and dont pay days of insurance costs you dont need

>> No.53784942

>>53784755
I just wish we would take all of our blacks, trannies and latinx people then just send them and only them to fight in the special military operation.

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>>53784744
>The US doesn't have the surplus ammo stockpiles to support this much longer
>we don't have the manufacturing surge capacity which we can repurpose to a wartime economy to 10x or 100x that like in WW2
first off, it's nowhere near a wartime economy need
second, we can surge a lot faster than you realize and certainly enough to keep pace with Ukrainian losses

fwiw, i hate both their bullshit jewish-controlled countries, but neither are in doomer mode yet

>> No.53784949

>>53784926
what's your take on INTC?

>> No.53784957

>>53784848
RH has more problems than just that one GME event. I think we can all be thankful that they paved the way for zero commission trading, but at this point they're simply not competitive for most of our needs here.

>> No.53784967

>>53784755
>as many air-wings as we want.
If only. At least then we would get some decent AAR's once the game is over.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxRgfBXn6Mg

>> No.53784969

>>53784942
Finally the crazy low IQ that would match the Russians.
>>53784957
>our
::P

>> No.53784977

I don't get it, is he saying HOOD's equity tranche is undervalued? Or that Robinhood is a good service. I agree with the latter, not the former.

>> No.53784992

>>53784943
>we can surge a lot faster than you realize
lol there is simply not enough specialized weapon system engineers or qualified factory workers to do so, they would need to be trained from the ground on, and that is not taking infrastructure into count that doesn't exist.

>> No.53785012

Is giving away trillions of dollars and weapons to ukraine bullish for stocks?

>> No.53785013

>>53784969
Sorry to be the one to break this to you, but if you're still using robinhood you're in the wrong place.

>> No.53785018
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>Ukraine is full of evil Naxirimos! Thr six billion!
>No but Russia is run by Putin! He’s evil…and dumb!
>the US is the best we should just gib them weaponz
>Noooo why is Biden visiting Ukraine!
>NATO will kick butin’s behind!
>Putin is the Nazi! He’s Hitler 2.0!

Shut the fuck up. Please.
You guys are such good faggot goys, go jerk each other off on Twitter or Reddit. You’re literally NPCs.
>Two more weeks until the market crashes from Ukraine!
PLEASE FUCK OFF

>> No.53785028

>be cool guys, it's the GS soc media enforcer team
>you don't want to make them mad
>don't make eye contact

>> No.53785043

I'm never going to be financially independent. I have a decent job with a rule of 90 for pension meaning I'm going to be working forever. At least I have a boat

>> No.53785044

What is the most Jewish publicly traded company? Goldman Sachs?

>> No.53785063

>>53785044
JPM
Literally helped and profited off Epstein’s trafficking
Has smuggled in mountains of cocaine on their ships
Manipulation of ever commodity on the planet

Great stock, but they are evil

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>futures

>> No.53785086

>>53785043
It's what you spend, not what you earn. Think in % not raw $. Save before you pay your bills.

>> No.53785090

>>53785018
look phase 2 of the special military operation is going to kick off and get in full swing later this week. like it or not, there's less than 2 more weeks until the market crashes from the Ukraine and you're free to ignore my warning at your own peril. Just don't come crying to me when there's a false flag chemical weapons attack orchestrated by Mossad on the Russians to justify their use of fun-sized tactical nuclear weapons of mass destruction.

>> No.53785106

>>53785090
Fuck stocks, your investment in that scenario is concrete dugouts with 3 feet of soil on the roof, aka Bunker. Beans, dried grains, water filtration, and the ability to kidnap physically healthy females for your sons.

>> No.53785122

>>53785106
I don't have any sons, can I just spend the rest of my days banging my gookfu and listening to steppenwolf?

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>>53785043
What kind of boat?

>> No.53785137

>>53785043
>At least I have a boat
wewlad talk about money sink

>> No.53785139

>>53785090
k, if nothing happens on the 22nd would you promise to never post here ever again?

>> No.53785141

>>53785122
Does Jarvis have their live in concert?

>> No.53785157

So incapable of formulating a non-meme response that he can't even make direct contact by returning the (you).
Sad.

The feature set of interactive brokers objectively blows robinhood out of the water.
Since every US brokerage now offers zero commission stock trading, the only case you could feasibly make for RH over IBKR is the zero commission options. Although, if you're making that argument you simply don't understand robinhood's business model. Plenty of retards losing $100s on broken bid/ask spreads, recommended midpoints getting auto-filled by MMs, or the 3pm auto-close on expiry that slams the bid and instantly closes you out well below exercise value every time. All that just to save a dollar in commissions.
You might say you're aware of all these pitfalls, but in truth you know that you're handicapping yourself because you're too lazy to make the move. Too stuck up in the pretty green colors, the charts without any numeric data points, the chat bot congratulating you every time you sell at a loss. I know because I've been there myself. It's simply not worth it. It's time to wake up and move on.

ToS is good too, for the record.

>> No.53785186

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.53785187

>>53785086
I live frugally and would like my money to work for me

>>53785125
>>53785137
Its an old fishing boat from the 70s that I restored with my father. Fuel is the only money sink but I keep my freezer stocked full of walleye and it keeps me out of trouble

>> No.53785205

>>53785139
lmao, okay but if some people do something on the 22nd you have to never post here ever again too.

>> No.53785240

>>53784784
Dividends are one of several ways to produce value for shareholders. What you're describing would also work if the company bought back shares.
If selling 2% of your shares every year is bad for the investor, then (ignoring the effects of taxes) a 2% dividend is also bad for the investor. If you want sustainable income, reducing your share count is perfectly fine as long as their value increased to compensate.

>> No.53785253

>2 more weeks
Always.
>clap
Inverse.
>clap
Baggie.
>clap clap clap

>> No.53785255

>>53785187
Nice, I have the same free fish ≥ fuel cost mindset

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>>53785018

The fallout of this is continued decline of dollar as trade settlement tool, and thus a much-reduced bid for US assets (esp growth) hence a gradual end to their overperformance. EM and commodities look most likely to win, next few years, as this is the implication of both a currency war and an arms buildup. Key US industrials and defense companies will probly do well too tho.

^ There, I gave you the investment implication of the geopol since it triggers U.

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>>53785240
Dividend investors usually shut up the moment you show them autozone.
Most buyback programs are stupidly structured to bail out management at the top though, to be fair. This was visible in many tech names during 2020-2021.

>> No.53785266

If I can't buy my NANCies, I get a little cranky.

>> No.53785277

>>53785255
Water is still frozen here and I don't into ice fishing (yet) but I'm already getting fishing withdrawals

>> No.53785279

>>53785240
Buybacks change market prices, in the short-term, ok. But if the company isn't giving a divy, what is it gaining doing so? A chance to sell them again when the prices go up? Or a requirement to sell them at a lower price if the market slides and they're cash poor.

A 2% dividend is bad. Time your buys better, or hold longer.
But more to the problem at hand, share buy and sell is based on the whim of the fickle crowd cheering this that or the other, that week. Dividend payout is based on the performance of the horse, no matter what the peanut gallery is favoring.

>> No.53785295

>>53783536
borzoi

>> No.53785297

can i go fishing with somebody, my dad died

>> No.53785310

>>53785297
Bring the beer and let's go. I live in north dakota though.

>> No.53785314

Dividends are for institutions to receive value without losing their control of the company.
That’s why Buffet likes them.
I prefer buybacks because it discourages market manipulation.

>> No.53785325

>>53785314
>it discourages market manipulation.
Would you, please, explain your reasoning?

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There stands DXY 103.8 like a stone wall!

>> No.53785336

>>53785325
No.

>> No.53785337

>>53785314
dividend are for making money. They are for individual investors as well as institutions.

>> No.53785339

>>53783573
> DD
Do you mean redd*t screencaps from 2021 where they jerked off to the idea of investing in ape food company?

>> No.53785347

>>53785314
I get monthly divvies, my goal is to get that to 1k a month

>> No.53785348

>>53785325
He’s a known retard just disregard

>> No.53785354

>>53785347
Trust fund baby. Probably the only real shortcoming of RH was their pullback from trusts.

>> No.53785359

>>53785339
Seems like a lot of people on here are obsessed with Reddit. I like dole because it’s profitable and has room to grow. Plus they benefit from the current high shipping prices. They ship peoples cars and other bulky items on their boats

>> No.53785368

>>53785339
DOLE is a good investment. Their recent selling of their unprofitable vegetable devision and focus on financial streamlining of costs is pretty promising.
I understand the shilling can be annoying but you shouldn’t discount the company because like 1k Redditfags bought it’s IPO 2-3 years ago.

I have a large position though I’ll admit the shilling is pretty bananas.

>> No.53785373

>>53785347
I’m sorry but you can’t do that. Dividends are for institutions. If you want monthly income you’re going to have to sell some stock

>> No.53785379

>>53785359
Ah ok got it. Sorry to say but I already invested in shipping company with ticker ZIM. It's closer to my heart due to their office location to be honest. As for food distribution, I already own WILC, which shares an important detail with ZIM.
Good luck with DOLE though

>> No.53785384

>>53785326
It just can not break through 104 no matter what. Not sure if I should be concerned or not.

>> No.53785390

>>53785373
I can, my ETF’s pay me monthly. I didn’t believe it at first but I’ve confirmed it to be real

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I'm holding UNG, I have these horrible dreams where Joe Biden and frens are blowing up pipelines. My dreams are never wrong, I live in hell.

>> No.53785396

>>53785379
with jews your awkwardly shaped equipment will cruise, at the absolute lowest cost to the shipper.

>> No.53785401

>>53785379
I bought ZIM at $18 and sold at $23ish
I feel like I sold too soon but shipping is so hit or miss.

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>>53784992
This. I don't know where think tank types get this idea that labor shortages stop just because they really really really super duper want more Javelins.

It's not the 1930's; we're not some lean, mean, 80% white machine with piles of surplus skilled labor.

>> No.53785457

>>53785401
nice profit, nearly 28%, nothing to complain about.

>> No.53785459

Functionally a buyback is just a selective dividend targeted at the sellers whose shares the company buys back. Anyone who wants to benefit can sell a portion of their shares and maintain the same relative percentage of the company over time.
A naive view is that this is ponzi-like, because those who choose to hold their shares are never getting paid out. However in truth they can sell whenever they want. Holding your shares in a company buying back stock is effectively the same as opting into a DRIP program in a stock that pays regular dividends. At some point, you need to stop the divvy reinvestment and sell some shares to actually extract any of your profits. Every quarter that the dividend gets paid, the share count for DRIP investors increases and they're left holding a residual equity without cash on the balance sheet. As long as the company is operating and has a future with potential profits, there will be residual value. If this ever ceases, the company could choose to liquidate and pay everyone out based on the remaining value at that point in time.
Mechanically there are just a few differentiating factors:
>opt-in vs opt-out on the reinvestment, as explained above
>precise announcement/timing of the capital returns. Dividends frequently tend to be a single quarterly event. Buybacks may not even be announced, although some do release a 6k. For example:
https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1034957/000165495423001842/form6k.htm
>tax impacts. Buyback 1% surcharge on the company end vs 15-20% cap gains on the investors end in a taxable account (plus state taxes)


Basically buybacks are a midwit filter.

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>>53783082
This one works better for OP pics

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>>53785266
Common mistake. Your investment plan should be on KRUZ kontrol as you head off to the beach.

>> No.53785469

>>53785401
Nice trade, profit is profit.
I don't know what to expect next really. My position in ZIM is low enough that I don't care longterm.

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>>53785461
Only if you're a dirty phone peasant.

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Remember it's never too late to become bullish

>> No.53785479

>>53785262
Nice. If the business merely stayed the same otherwise, halving the share count in ten years is like a 7% (real) gain per year.

>> No.53785481

Why is it so hard to predict where the market is going? All you have to do is look up trades that happened a couple months before 2022 started and then look those people up again right now to see what they are trading and follow suit.

>> No.53785486

>>53785459
I'd honestly argue with you, but considering how you've decided to clown me for not being in the right trade suite, I'm gonna leave you to your delusional argument.

Just know that I think you're silly af, chasing quick money, and will spend your life languishing in highs and lows.

Some people prefer to gamble.

>> No.53785492

>>53785470
No it looks better in the.... thread page? The one that's not the catalog, I don't remember if that page has a formal name

>> No.53785519

Invest in the Estonian stock “Enefit Green”. Its main shareholder is the Estonian government, it pays dividends and it’s a growth stock that is going to see growth as EU regulations force Europe to go the wind and solar route.

>> No.53785535

>>53783859
Don't be a sunk cost fag. You're never going to beat the market, so holding those banks and making those sure returns is about as good as anything else you can do.

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I asked this a while ago, but can some explain why I continue to get Cisco dividends despite having sold 6 months ago?
I bought the shares on margin
Used a broker to change them to non-Margin shares
Then sold them as soon as she did it because I found a way better investment

I’m pretty sure I bugged Fidelity

>> No.53785545

>>53785519
tõmba nahuid idikas

>> No.53785555

>>53785545
Situ pihku sibul.

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>>53784597
>Atomic Heart uses Denuvo
Too bad, I thought it looked like it could be cool.

>> No.53785560

>>53785404
those types never did a day of labor in their life. Its a sheltered group that only sees the world through data that got modelled to such abstractions that it cant be used as an adequate representation of reality

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>>53785486
There is no arguing those points. What I wrote in that buyback vs dividend post was objective fact.
Brokerages are subjective I'll admit, but you're the one who chose to meme first by declaring me a GS shill. You beclowned yourself.

I'm pretty content with my portfolio returns.

>> No.53785614

>>53785544
how much do you get? is it equal to what you would have gotten position or is it dust.

>> No.53785643

>>53785560
I like how you're talking about computer controlled processes like they're artesian crafted items taking individuals who know how every input is sourced, formed, and is to function when completed.
Most of a missile is still a few pounds of turned or stretched metal and some HE.

The rest can be assembled by monkey, only a few connections must be ordered very carefully, and all of that can be done last, and even there you can automate for maximum access, speed, and packing.

>> No.53785648

>>53785614
I get the equivalent to what I had before I sold.

>> No.53785661

You fucks are unbelievable

>> No.53785667

>>53785279
If a company doesn't pay a dividend, yes, each investor chooses when to sell. This is a good feature, because each investor wants cash at different times; he doesn't necessarily want to cash out a consistent amount every three months.
But you said the stock market is fickle: sometimes it's excited about a stock, sometimes it's scared of a stock. This is true. A typical dividend stock ignores this and transfers a bit of its capital to shareholders every quarter regardless of what the stock market thinks at the moment. But if it does buybacks instead, an investor can choose to sell a certain dollar value of shares every quarter, exactly like a dividend. So buybacks have that benefit too.

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>>53785661
HABBEB IT

>> No.53785678

Why is your guilty pleasure stock? For me it’s CIO. It’s a micro cap REIT company that owns around 50 office space properties. It’s got an 8% yield at the moment. It makes up less than 1% of my portfolio

>> No.53785683

>>53785667
A company engaging in buybacks without a dividend is setting a hard ceiling, probably without telling you until after the fact.

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>>53785661
No, you're unbelievable.

>> No.53785697

>>53785643
automatic processes need to be maintained by a specialized workforce that takes between 5 and 10 years to train that isnt readily available. And your monkeys also need to be trained, which might only take a month or two depending on the work, but neither are they just there.
>ib4 import them
from where?
>>53785648
congrats you found a bug. check their terms of service before you take advantage on it

>> No.53785698

>>53785667
>an investor can choose to sell a certain dollar value of shares every quarter, exactly like a dividend.
it’s not exactly like a dividend. With dividends you don’t have to sell any equity.

>> No.53785717

So uh
How red tuesday

>> No.53785719

>>53785717
Nobody expects the stock market to go anywhere but up

>> No.53785720

>>53785697
>a specialized workforce that takes between 5 and 10 years to train
Thank goodness for Kamela Harris as AG, taking down those ebil grade adjusting ITT schools.
They are available, you just have to pay for them to transfer out of other places.
And automation can be broken into count per worker. You don't need one guy to stand idle while the machine turns the part.

>> No.53785722

>>53785697
>automatic processes need to be maintained by a specialized workforce that takes between 5 and 10 years to train that isnt readily available.
Wrong. Only the shift lead has to be big brained experienced. Assemblers can be literal retards.

>> No.53785729

>>53785717
>>53785719
UP IN FLAMES

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>>53785717
How does more aggravating volatility only to end +0.03% due to 0dte sound?

>> No.53785758

>>53785683
You seem to be saying that buybacks without a dividend are (statistically) a signal that management is deceiving or exploiting the shareholders. But buyback and dividend policies are public information, so the stock market would price in that risk of deception at least as well as you. So buybacks-without-dividends stocks would be cheaper and it would even out.

>> No.53785763

>>53785720
>>53785722
There simply aren't enough to get a war production going that can compete with the brute force of mongolian vatniks doing the Chad Brannigan strategy

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My entire networth is in 6 month t-bills paying 5% each and sub 500m marketcap semi conductor gems. No I will not share them until I am done accumulating

>> No.53785774

>>53785729
>da boris, watch as superior KGB demoralization works
>you are all potato!
>haha, see boris!

>> No.53785781

>>53785758
Are you really going to come in here and argue that the market is efficient?
lmao.

>> No.53785782

>>53785763
Source? How do you know the numbers of workers needed and number of workers on hand?

>> No.53785807

>>53785722
>Assemblers can be literal retards.
If this were 1923 I'd agree. It is not 1923.

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Anyone hold SPLG or are you just a SPY aristocrat?

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>>53785678
>50 office space properties

>> No.53785825

>>53785807
You don’t have to agree for it to be reality. Have you never seen high tech manufacturing/assembly first hand? The 10 pound brains design down to the last detail how to assemble. 8 pound brains go out and hire 2 pound brains to assemble everything.

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>>53785763
>brute force of mongolian vatniks
I think you're heavily overselling an army of alcoholic conscripts who will sell their own equipment.

>> No.53785830

>>53785807
If designed correctly, it should be safer than 23.

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>>53785205
no dude, you said full scale invasion, assault from the south in Odessa and from the north in Belarus, plus catastrophic sell off in the stock market.

not if "some people do something". if you'd just like to walk back your original retarded prediction, I'll accept that. If not, all those conditions must be met on the 22nd or you never post here again.

but you have Kremlin sources so I'm sure you're confident, right?

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>>53785809
I do. Thinking about liquidating it and exchanging it for VOO for better options premium

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DAILY REMINDER

zoom out and realize the bottom of a bear market has never been in till after the 50 crosses the 200 week moving average.

Start buying when SPX breaks 2500, till that time sell all rallies.

>> No.53785848

>>53785816
Yea it’s only a $350M marketcap. It’s my guilty pleasure stock. Let’s see if management can successfully scale

>> No.53785849

>>53785833
>not trusting baggies Kremlin sources
Lmao
He doesn't know

>> No.53785854

>>53785825
Yes and when the 2 pound brains aren't conscientious enough to follow every step and tighten every bolt, your weapons system is, at best, a dud. Now on paper you may think Daryl the dopehead and Laqueesha the boxchecker and Juan the seatwarmer are conscientious enough, but reality disagrees.

>> No.53785863

>>53785854
>tighten every bolt
lol, you poor bastards.

>> No.53785865

>>53785731
Sounds like I should be selling premium

>> No.53785866

>>53785845
> shows 1 example
> on very same chart you can see many dips that didn't require his retarded indicator to trigger for S&P to recover.
Also please add MottCapital copyright mark to retarded charts like this next time. Makes them funnier.

>> No.53785870

>>53785782
With the current infrastructure and workforce at its limit the US produces about 60K 155mm shells with the goal to ramp it up to 100K. Under normal conditions the infrastructure was able to produce 15K shells a month. To be able to compete with russias stockpile and production, the US would need to rise its production to 500K a month. Thats not happening in two weeks. On top the semi conductor shortage for missile systems isnt gone and if china is smart they just cut off the US from Taiwan by making it china and cripple the US before they can even try to increase its production

>> No.53785875

>>53785830
You remember that IRA saying "You need to always be lucky, we only need to be lucky once"? That, but for manufacturing defects possible in 50,000 unsaid steps and requirements when building modern rocket launchers.

>> No.53785877

>>53785854
>Yes and when the 2 pound brains aren't conscientious enough to follow every step and tighten every bolt, your weapons system is, at best, a dud.
You forgot the 4 pound brains that are running QC. Stuff like javelin missiles would have very stringent go no-go criteria. And to speak to the tighten every bolt piece I’m sure that they use pre set tourque wrenches

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>>53785828
If you just send wave after wave to deplete the enemies limited resources it doesnt matter who dies in the trench

>> No.53785889

>>53785848
Oh I meant office space seems like a thing that's been gutted by WFH and, whether the labor shortage persists or companies lay people off, that's going to take a hit in demand. So far private equity has been in "extend and pretend" mode but I don't think we're getting a return to the heady days of 2019.

>> No.53785892

>>53785877
1877 more like it.

>> No.53785893

>>53783976
i think this is the real secret to "trading/investing"

>> No.53785896

>>53785866
Those were dips in a bull market. You are currently experiencing the “return to normal” phase of the bubble cycle and stocks are in the death zone of returns.

>> No.53785897

>>53785870
>With the current infrastructure and workforce at its limit
Show me a source that backs this up

>> No.53785905

>>53785863
>>53785877
Wow, you can't understand metaphors. No wonder you think manufacturing can instantly scale.

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>>53785896
I'm experiencing benefits from my well timed investments. You on the other hand are coping because your October short didn't work out that well.

>> No.53785920

>>53785905
How do those in Russia make sure that they tighten every bolt? And how many bolts are they using?

>> No.53785926

>>53785905
How is saying “the retards won’t tighten every bolt” a metaphor?
>No wonder you think manufacturing can instantly scale.
it’s already scaled. The US government pays companies to maintain out of use factories for the purpose of defense production. You just need Ship the input materials to one of these staged factories and you’re up and running. I’m surprised you didn’t know this

>> No.53785930

>>53785897
3.4% unemployment with a labour participation rate ticking up. Unironically the US gov would have to devalue the dollar more than it did to covid to incentivize more marginal production and scaling up infrastructure. Or bring back slavery.

>> No.53785937

>26 posts by banananigger

>> No.53785939

Anyone sell covered calls? I've been doing it with KO and T but nothing to brag about.

>> No.53785945

>>53785926
That sure sounds like a classified factoid.
Doubtful, we had to pay Ford to build respirators in a previously never before designed factory.

>> No.53785948

>>53785920
Way fewer. For the past, oh, call it century, the Ruskies leaned towards simplicity and that means fewer things to go wrong even when relying on a workforce consisting entirely of depressed alcoholics.

>> No.53785949

Is there yet another dead nigger worship day in the US? Why are the markets not moving?

>> No.53785950

>>53785845
>>53785866
We are in a bear market because Powell says so and it'll stop being a bear market when he stops sending Bainard out to trash the market when it gets too high.

>> No.53785951

>>53785896
Also you're comparing 2008, single event, with current situation. This is most brainless approach you can take to investing. There is nothing in common between 2008 and now, so why should stock market situation be the same?
If you actually tried to learn about history, you would read about effects of inflation on economy from the past and act accordingly. Spoilers: consumer defensive and industrial stocks do great in such situation.

>> No.53785952

>>53785781
Kek, no. If an anon sees a mispricing and wants to talk about making money through arbitrage, then he can talk about an arbitrage trade, not say "I hold dividend stocks because they're better". But he's probably wrong, since the professionals are always correcting mispricings.
If an anon wants to argue that dividends are correlated with the value and quality factors and he wants exposure to those factors in order to outperform the stock market over time, then he can talk about the value and quality factors, not about dividends.

>> No.53785969

>>53785896
HE REFERENCED THE PICTURE AGAIN

DIDN'T EVEN POST IT

2 MORE WEEKS

>> No.53785972

>>53785952
>never heard of an implied *
If you just want to presume that the market never experiences irrational crashes, then...

>> No.53785973

>>53784611
you're supposed to fan them with your money. it shows you arent there with 100 $1's like some cheap loser. Tease them with a few hundreds and 50's in the fan wave, but make them work for it. It's also their ploy to get you more into them so you drop more cash on them. Basically the trick works both ways.

>> No.53785982

>>53785945
The government still has to pay. It doesn’t change the fact that manufacturing space is set aside for future invocations of the defense production act.

>> No.53785990

>>53785973
>it shows you arent there with 100 $1's like some cheap loser.
The bars at strip clubs will only give change in 1 dollar bills.

>> No.53785994

>>53785926
>How is saying “the retards won’t tighten every bolt” a metaphor?
Because the point isn't "I’m sure that they use pre set tourque wrenches" - it's whether the machinists and the explosives people and the circuits people and the shippers and QCers all do their jobs well enough for functional pieces of hardware to reach the front line.

If any one of them fuck up, half ass, quit, don't show up in sufficient numbers, or otherwise fail to execute the autistic 10 pound brain plans, the system fails.

>> No.53786001

>>53785950
Interest rates are only one of the things driving the market. You're obsessed with it because mainstream media wants you to.
If you haven't noticed yet, many companies already adjusted to this environment by cutting costs and raising prices. They also took defensive stance. By investing in stocks I invest in other money obsessed psychos like me who know what they are doing.

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>>53785897
https://www.nytimes.com/2023/01/24/us/politics/pentagon-ukraine-ammunition.html
couldn't find the original documents, journalists never link their sources.
>>53785930
good point

>> No.53786007

>>53785994
>it's whether the machinists and the explosives people and the circuits people and the shippers and QCers all do their jobs well enough for functional pieces of hardware to reach the front line.
oh undoubtedly. The labor pool for this type of work is massive.

>> No.53786008

>>53785949
>futures markets are open. But today we celebrate Presidents Day, so only 1 (living) nigger.

>> No.53786013

In 3 weeks buy Dole puts
Euphoria is a top signal

>> No.53786022

>>53786007
Please, I am begging and pleading you, with tears in my eyes, go more than 50 miles from your desk in DC before you get us all killed.

>> No.53786026

>>53785994
>the job of the low wit cannot be completed by management
>slowdowns have no work arounds and the entire production fails permanently
>nobody can switch stations
anon.

>> No.53786027
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>>53785886
But your troops sold a third of their ammo for vodka, cigarettes, and whores and 20% of them are awol. Of the remainder 10% got dared to drink rubbing alcohol and are too sick to move, 5% are relatives of your superiors and if they die you're in deep shit. A quarter of the rest arrived yesterday straight from three weeks of basic training and everyone is hung over, including you.

>> No.53786030

>>53785982
Again: land is cheap. Labour is not. You are more likely to benefit from longing Mexico as that is where all factories will be going that dont require egg heads to run the production lines.

>> No.53786033

>>53785698
It's close enough. You have to tap your phone a couple times every quarter. It's cheap and easy. US brokers have apps and websites and they offer zero-commission trading.
If you're talking about an illiquid stock, like a microcap with extremely low volume and a wide bid-ask spread, you're right, that's a significant difference.

>> No.53786044

>>53786026
What the fuck do you think "failing to scale up" means? If we currently make 1,000 widgets and Ukraine needs 10,000 widgets because the Russians make 20,000 widgets, then only making 2,000 widgets is a failure.

>> No.53786051

>>53786033
what if I'm not interested in money laundering S&P valued fronts?

>> No.53786052

>>53786027
>But your troops sold a third of their ammo for vodka, cigarettes, and whores
same as the hohols, cant wait to see some tick tock video of central african bush warriors driving around with Leopards

>> No.53786057

>>53786027
Doubt thats going to be any different than the US army currently. Many companies will not be able to function because the officer mortality rate is 43%.

>> No.53786061

>>53786052
>Noooo, virtuous Ukrainian logistics officers would never take a cut on the side!

>> No.53786063

>>53786022
The number of people on earth who could work QC for javelin missile production numbers in the tens of millions. Do you really think lockheeb is going to have a problem securing 50 of those people

>> No.53786065

>>53786052
>tick tock
but really, niggers in german tanks... it would end up a shrine, they'd be worshiping the damn thing when it ran out of oil.

>> No.53786066

>>53785990
>not bringing your own wad to the club
you sound unprepared, not only for going out, but for life.

>> No.53786079

>>53786030
>longing Mexico as that is where all factories will be going that dont require egg heads to run the production lines.
I want the "picks and shovels" angle here. How do I long the cartels?

>> No.53786080

>waiting a month for the next leg down.
>4x short for a week with my entire stack
>market finally inches down
>fkn fake holiday closes market
HURRY UP

>> No.53786087

>>53785948
Kek, yeah that old "why use 20 kopeck part when 2 kopeck part will do?" mentality that worked so well for their nuclear submarines.

>> No.53786094

>>53786066
>super gonorrhea
>in sequins
Anon, she wasn't at the pier fishing this morning before work.

>> No.53786101

>>53786065
Makes for a good fortified position on the defensive with limited fuel at least. But the enemy would also have supplies of anti tank weapons as well...

>> No.53786113

Guys this is smg

>> No.53786118
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>>53786001
I didn't name a single metric. There is no reason google should have gone up 'because they fired 50,000 workers'. That's bad news. It went up, because someone needed it to go up. Like in the summer when bad news was good news. Bad news is good news. And then powell comes out again and screams "Volker" and the market will tandem dump, for no reason and on no news.

The market is rational because the market is being moved to benefit big players.

>> No.53786119

>>53786063
>people on earth
Jesus Christ...

>Do you really think lockheeb is going to have a problem securing 50 of those people
Yes, because it's not just 50 people. And if we start cannibalizing talent, that's going to weaken other parts of our defense infrastructure or, at best, worsen the wage price spiral.

How do you think we lose the Ukraine war? Spoilers: It's not with Ruskies marching down the streets of Warsaw or DC or even Kiev.

>> No.53786122

>no job
>really shitty company for 401k
>they end up using Vangaurd funds anyway
Holy fuck I lucked out

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>>53786057
Fair point, I just think the US armed forces are no worse off overall than the Russians.

>> No.53786126

>>53786101
>defensive
anon, they have a charm for defensive actions. they don't need cover. retreating? it's stand and die, or run. retreat is for people who care about their squads and the lands they're defending. if the bitch that lived in this shack didn't get away, too bad. my mother? that sucks, bring me more bushmeat, I need to fuck this 11 year old.

>> No.53786130

>>53786065
Boko Haram already got its fair share of MLAWS, Nigeria and Chad will have some fun years

>> No.53786139

>>53786118
>they fired 50,000 workers'. That's bad news
lol. you seem to think Google has been employing people because it gives them labor skills.
Google has been employing people to keep them out of the labor pool for competitors.
Now that lending is drying up, it doesn't matter.

>> No.53786143

>>53786079
Mexican cartel have quite the hand in businesses but they pay American eggheads with a crook shell to clean their money and launder it back. Most likely: Mexican transportation companies would be a guess as they can hide their ownership as well as manipulate management and smuggle narcotics. Other likely investments would be done in local government projects like ports to import the fent so they can distribute it to the midwest through their chicago hub.

>> No.53786151

>>53786119
>How do you think we lose the Ukraine war? Spoilers: It's not with Ruskies marching down the streets of Warsaw or DC or even Kiev.
what are you trying to say? Is the implication that Russia has won their 3 day special military operation?

>> No.53786154

>>53786113
Oh shoot. I think I took the wrong exit.
Can someone please give directions to the cock-and-balls general? I'm in a hurry.

>> No.53786153

>>53786087
If nuclear submarines mattered at all here, that would, in fact, be a limitation.

However they are using $20,000 drones to destroy any warehouses or substations or HIMARS they need to. Those can have a 90% defect-or-interception rate and they'd still be coming out ahead.

>> No.53786155

>>53785952
There's a better mathematical argument for the equivalence.
If a stock crashes 50% and pays a consistent divvy, the yield doubles. The payout for past holders is the same as what they were receiving before the crash.
If the stock is instead paying a buyback, the amount of shares repurchases would also double. Shareholders will have to sell twice as many shares as they previously would've needed to sell in order to cash out the same amount of dollars, but due to the effective doubling of shares repurchased, those selling shareholders continue to maintain the same percentage of their overall stake in the company.

$50 stock pays $2 divvy, trades at $48, shareholders get $2 and hold the same portion of the company, which is now overall valued 4% less..
$25 stock pays $2 divvy, trades down to $23, shareholders get $2 and hold the same portion.

$50 stock buys back 4% of float, investor sells 4% of their stake ($2 cash for every $50 previously owned), stock trades flat. They hold the same portion of a company which is now overall valued 4% less.
If they don't sell anything, it's as if they reinvested. Overall residual value of the company is smaller post-buybacks, but they own ~4% more.
If the stock trades down 50%, just double the buyback and the stake sold to 8%. Nothing changes.

>> No.53786156

>>53785972
How are irrational crashes related to dividend stocks?

>> No.53786167

>>53786153
May I see a single destroyed HIMARS?

>> No.53786179
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>>53786123
Forgot to finish my point.
I don't think anyone here actually takes slavaboos seriously but it's fun to pretend, and I always hope people post more military memes for me to save.

>> No.53786186

>>53786151
No, tard, the implication is that the US loses this war with economic collapse or imperial destabilization. If our entire involvement in Ukraine since 2014 gets us the west bank of the Dneiper in exchange for 10% inflation and an inability to react in Taiwan, that's a loss.

Long RTX and LMT though.

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53786189

>We heard that you bought SQQQ on margin

>> No.53786194

So I'm thinking, Boomers are near dead, but Medical stocks seem to have been ignored.
Is there any reason to consider getting into Med REIT or other med services?

>> No.53786195

Rumors are circulating on russian telegram channels about the speech scheduled for tomorrow by president Putin, unknown leakers from the kremlin have confirmed these points:

- Russia will officially send an application for the annexation of Crimea and Donbass in the Russian Federation to the UN, if refused Russia will declare war on Ukraine with the objective of dissolving its government and its military at all costs, with the full employment of all its arsenal and the targeting of decision making centres

- An immediate warning will be sent to every Ukrainian, urging all civilians to escape the country and all military personnel to defect or surrender, they will have a week (some say a month) to do so after which everyone remaining will be treated as a combatant

- Strikes and bombardments will be announced a day in advance to allow evacuation of remaining civilians, they're trying to do this the "moral way", but the main objective remains the complete obliteration of Ukraine by all means, except nuclear

>> No.53786217

>>53786186
Is the new implication that high inflation is from the war in Ukraine? The US is the big winner in all of this. We get to retain the status quo of being the only superpower in the world. 100,000 Russian dead and all it cost the US was some Cold War leftovers.

>> No.53786221

>>53786167
Yeah, let me just sift through all the GAE propaganda for them admitting a loss. That's a good use of time.

>> No.53786226

>>53786151
Russia has crippled Europe and Nato to be able to take action while striking the US directly at its financial heart. Europe cannot do anything as natural gas currently costs $50 per mmbtu versuses the US which currently is priced at marginal cost of production per mmbtu (2.4-2.5). While US natty gas exports are currently 50% or more under capacity as Chenieres plant ramps production of lng back.. Europe gas futures very clearly show them being desperate to secure lng long term contracts as dutch ttf gas futures show a ramp to $60 by next winter. That costs nearly 30x for fuel compared to the US.

>> No.53786230

>>53786195
I like this narrative.
>ukraine is ours
>it is not ours therefore we must destroy it
>it is going to be ours
>therefore we will destroy it all
Leave it to Russians to misunderstand their own scorched earth doctrine.

Well boys, it's been good to know ya.

>> No.53786233

>>53786195
What are they gonna do? Declare war again? They aren't even able to win now lol

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>>53786153
The "Russia tech simple rugged" meme is played out. Their stuff is cheap, underperforms, and breaks, but their propaganda machine is very slick.

>> No.53786253

>>53786217
Please stop demoralizing the West by pretending to be this retarded. I refuse to believe anyone as stupid as you is anywhere near the centers of military or political power.

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>>53786167
Have a destroyed Bushmaster straya send the hohols. btw they send them those with level 1 armor

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>>53786195
>>53786230
>The people in that neighboring nation are my loyal subjects.
>Therefore, I must besiege their cities and starve them to death by the thousands.

>> No.53786271

>>53786221
The war is on video. Just show me a single video or photo of a destroyed HIMARS. It should be easy for you. Name a Russian vehicle and I’ll show you it’s smoking husk

>> No.53786273

>american president visits Ukraine
Imagine being Russian right now and not being ashamed of your military lol

>> No.53786276

>>53783040
>>53783040
>>53783040
LAST /SMG/
MIGRATE

>> No.53786277

>>53786195
Biden office employee here. A super secret note has been circulating today about an unannounced Biden speech tomorrow. Some say that one of the points is NATO accepting Ukraine. For real.
It also has number of operational russian missiles as a punchline to a joke, but the joke itself is still being written.
If you guys have an idea for a joke like that then share it please. I might get a decent bonus if it's used.

>> No.53786278

>>53786226
Furthermore: the US attempting to support Europe through an energy crisis is also leaving asian comrades susceptible to Chinese influence as their gas is priced at 8x the cost of the US and due to Green agenda scaling up LNG production is extremely difficult as the turbines used to produce it are extremely polluting.

>> No.53786286

New (closed)
>>53786284
>>53786284
>>53786284

>> No.53786307

>>53786271
I'll do you one better, the best evidence is a White House denial: https://thehill.com/policy/defense/3798949-white-house-says-it-cant-confirm-that-us-supplied-heavy-artillery-system-destroyed-by-russia-in-ukraine/

>> No.53786330

>>53786195
>Russia has a new plan to go beg to UN to allow it to annex
You would have to be a retard to believe this. The above would imply they are giving all authority over to the UN to decide their own political situation they would never do this.
>Please UN allow this to happen or else
>UN: Oh ok, sure Mr Putin go ahead
>US, UK, France: "вeтo"

>> No.53787274

>>53785973
Thanks Chad