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The WEF stuff wasnt a meme, Chainlink is literally scrambling to pump their useless bags lmao

>> No.53777773

>>53777763
thats extremely useful technology tho

>> No.53777943
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53777943

>>53777773
Excuse Mr bouncer, I dont have my ID, would u accept my zkproof?

>> No.53777986

Why is chain link marketing now?
This is also stupid because chain link buyers wouldn't go to bars

>> No.53778013

>>53777943
Sure thing honey. *Unzips pants*

>> No.53778024

>>53777763
imagine not selling this when it was 50 bucks instead of 8.

Never going that high again

>> No.53778039

>>53778024
That’s a foolish assessment. Only coins with an absurd ath like ICP will never revisit those levels again. $53 for LINK will be easily attainable in the next bull run.

>> No.53778075

>>53778039
ICP will hit its ATH again.

>> No.53778119

a bar
the future is about a fing bar
f this faggots
what a scam
is there anything useful this "tech" can do?

>> No.53778148

>>53777763
>You're at a bar
Stopped reading. Faggot normie garbage

>> No.53778152

>>53778024
Likies can´t accept they missed the train, it's really sad if you think about it. Just tether or buy BTC if don´t know what to do. Sergey will keep dumping on you everything it gets to 7-8, then buy again at 5.6-6 range and repeat ad nauseaum

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>I carry around a keylogged cell phone which records every word i type and everything I look up, tracks my exact location with gps and sends it to the government
>but showing my id at the bar to a random guy?! Now thats where i draw the line, this is an attack on my right to privacy, we need chainlink to solve this major problem!!!

>> No.53778432

>>53778119
Useful to you? No. Useful to the elite who want to genocide most of us and enslave the remaining goyim? Yes

>> No.53779882

>>53777777

>> No.53779919

>>53777943
what do you have against privacy preserving technology?

>> No.53779934
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53779934

>mfw I need a zkproof so the bouncer can't tell I'm wearing lifts

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53780930

>you get pulled over by a cop
>he asks for your drivers license, proof of insurance, and vehicle registration.
>you show him a zkproof
>he (rightfully) beats your ass

>> No.53780950

>>53779919
Any technology invented after I hit 30 is globohomo tranny cringe that shouldn't exist and will cause societal collapse. Anything before that was based and revolutionary.

>> No.53782601

>>53781347
>Asking for a friend...
Well, he's right and he has friends too :^)

>> No.53782656

these crypto real world use cases are so ridiculous. imagine that you just swipe your dogecoin and it will give you a Blockchain coffe discount? the future is here and it will also end corruption .

>> No.53782670

>>53777763
I own ONE chainnk token (ticker LINK) for shits and giggles and I will never sell it because it won't ever reach my cost basis again.

>> No.53782692

>>53777943
No, but I accept dog tokens mr doggo

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>you're at a bar
checks out. most of the whores on tik tok are now getting to the age where they are trying to sneak into bars.

>the bouncer needs to see some ID
also makes sense as these women look 12.

>you don't want to show your personal info to the bouncer
again, right on the nose. the bouncer is an unkempt overweight guy. the girl thinks he is "creepy and weird."

they really are going to capture the roastie market. the tok even reached at least one normie who was passionate enough about ZKPs to comment. god i'm so excited for you guys.

>> No.53782926

>>53777943
Bouncers will accept whatever they're told to accept.

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53782958

Preemptively getting your anuses ready

Sergay is creating a solution for a problem others are actively creating

>> No.53782959

>>53778374
kek, this, upvoted

>> No.53783116

>>53777763
Why is Chainlink's twitter account using 4chan meme arrows

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53783138

what year is this, 2018?
ai is where its at

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53783176

Oi mate, lets see some ID
>actually I dont want to show you my ID
Fack off then
>no wait, I have this chainlink app
This wot? You tryna tell me ur into bdsm? Oi lads cam here. This poofta wants me to chain him up
>no it lets me prove to you I'm over 18. Whats your wallet address?
My fackin wallet? Oi lads this fackin poofter wants my wallet. Lets fackin teach him a lesson
*knocks you onto the floor*
*kicks you in the head until you are unconcious*
*takes your unlocked phone off the pavement with your crypto wallet open*

>> No.53783275

>>53777763
kek what the fuck, they actually used meme arrows

>> No.53783333
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53783333

The cope is through the roof lol

Imagine applying this logic to literally anything privacy-related.
>how many times have people shown up at your kids' school?

>> No.53783362

>>53783333
Checked. It is cope, but I just wish they used a more functional example, I don't think showing a bouncer your ID is high on a list of things people want web3 to solve

>> No.53783379

>>53783362
Showing anyone your ID is risky business, both in Europe and the US some form of national registry/social security number is on there.

Bars are just an example of a risky act carried out in a risky environment.