/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53770520]

It's The Freakin Weekend Baby I'm About To Have Me Some Fun Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Naganami
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for lower rate Larries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://youtu.be/Xm3DkpGKQ14
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

Previous >>53767655

[Anonymous No.53770532]

It’s over tomorrow, isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.53770548]

>>53770532
What happens tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53770561]

I'm about to watch anime

[Anonymous No.53770584]

[Anonymous No.53770596]

>got laid off so now every day is the weekend

[Anonymous No.53770625]

Where can I get best info on how to swing trade? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53770676]

>>53770625
just do the opposite of what /biz/ says

[Anonymous No.53770681]

>>53770625
Search Qullamaggie on jewtube

[Anonymous No.53770757]

>/GME/ still exists
We just passed the two year Baggiversary
>return of literal pajeet shitcoins to /biz/
>historic retail pile in on longs
Not entering any new positions. Maybe I could hedge with VIX...
>0DTE gamblers have ruined VIX
FUCK REDDIT

[Anonymous No.53770773]

>>53770757
DXY is the new VIX

[Anonymous No.53770856]

>Therefore, NIRP should have an impact on banks’ profitability as the remuneration of banks’ assets declines as a consequence of NIRP while a significant part of their funding costs remains unchanged, leading to declining intermediation margins. In line with this argument, several papers in the literature (Brunnermeier and Koby, 2017; Eggertsson et al.,2017) come to the conclusion that negative rates are either clearly contractionary or that they could at least potentially be contractionary, as they may induce banks to cut their lending, increase lending rates or both.

[Anonymous No.53770861]

Russell

[Anonymous No.53771030]

Good morning

[Anonymous No.53771055]

>>53770596
What happened?

[Anonymous No.53771074]

>>53770625
Get on the Tornado app and get in one of the swing trade groups.

[Anonymous No.53771147]

>>53771030
GOOD MORNING SERRRRZ

[Anonymous No.53771151]

I bought BOIL

[Anonymous No.53771365]

>>53770625
you have to be a professional autist so you can loose money with confidence
> it works on link on the 1m chart
> link will pump soon

[Anonymous No.53771405]

>>53770520
How long until the US debt bubble pops

[Anonymous No.53771441]

>>53770757
Lol

[Anonymous No.53771457]

>>53770584
literally me

[Anonymous No.53771485]

>>53770757
> he thinks retail moves the market
You're basically repeating mainstream financial media talking points. That's a sure way to win. Yep, definitely.
Remember when in October media outlets were telling people they need to capitulate for pain to end? It's so heartwarming to know they care so much about my well being.

[Anonymous No.53771491]

>inflation returning
>2y up
>literal scam companies up 50% in the year
>bitcoin bros still on youtube
>wagies getting salary increase while for most the expenses did not grow
>restaurants fully booked every day
>still new car waiting lists
>everybody still feeling rich

We are going lower. Just how much lower are we going?

[Anonymous No.53771632]

What stock would rabbit whores buy?

[Anonymous No.53771684]

>>53770625
https://youtu.be/--H8SY334Zw

[Anonymous No.53771771]

Imagine not having a DOLE position

[Anonymous No.53771857]

Wow, they're just like us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjN8q5rwLoo

[Anonymous No.53771890]

>>53771771
What's with the massive pump in DOLE? Serious question no memes

[Anonymous No.53771993]

>>53771890
where do you think astronauts get their potassium and vitamin c doofus

[Anonymous No.53772013]

bullish

[Anonymous No.53772016]

>>53770596
Since you aren't working do something you were never able to schedule permitting.

[Anonymous No.53772066]

US credit card balances are almost at $1 trillion...I got a real bad feeling about this anons and its gonna suck for stock markets.

[Anonymous No.53772091]

>>53771890
Good company. Low valuation

[Anonymous No.53772093]

>>53772013
Lmao, trying it out right now. I wonder if you could use the bot for trading.

[Anonymous No.53772106]

>>53772066
>Thinking banks will be allowed to fail.
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.53772141]

What degenerate habits are you giving up for 40 days of Lent?

NoOption
NoMargin
NoLeverage
NoMemeStock
NoFap
NoDrink
NoPoop
NoPee
NoFeelingGood
NoEnjoyingThings

[Anonymous No.53772152]

>>53772141
This guy strikes me as a soulless grifter. A more sober and legit version of liver king, but the same business

[Anonymous No.53772155]

Fuck I just got my natural gas bill. $51 over what I'd expected it to be. Christ I can't wait for winter to be over with so this bill will drop fast as hell. Oh well, least its not 100 over. (Actually got it yesterday but I didn't open it till a short while ago. Should've just let it be.)

[Anonymous No.53772161]

>>53772152
Good.

[Anonymous No.53772165]

>>53772013
Hopefully it will be as accurate as his February 15th crash prediction

[Anonymous No.53772206]

>>53772152
All motivational self-help hustlers are grifters, from Liver King to Joel Osteen.

[Anonymous No.53772216]

uranium

[Anonymous No.53772225]

>>53772141
I'm in process of going through my shit and throwing away stuff I didn't use past year. Ideally I would like to own as little as possible so that I can move from one place to another very conveniently.

[Anonymous No.53772233]

>>53772141
I haven't jerked off in 7 days. But that's for personal reasons. I started to take vitamins and shit.

[Anonymous No.53772239]

>>53772141
No anime....
but manga is ok tho

[Anonymous No.53772249]

I sold on Friday. This market better crash now.

[Anonymous No.53772262]

>>53772152
wdym, liver king isn´t on any substances.

[Anonymous No.53772265]

They're here. Short SPY.

[Anonymous No.53772302]

I no longer believe in my ability to make good trades.i need some wins

[Anonymous No.53772388]

BTC will the never surpass the DOW ever again

[Anonymous No.53772481]

Bob DOLE ceo of DOLE on Bloomberg

[Anonymous No.53772517]

I held Tesla calls over the long weekend

[Anonymous No.53772525]

Ayoooo emerging markets are cheap again

[Anonymous No.53772544]

>>53770520
WHERE MY CHINA TECH BROS AT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53772645]

>>53770625

[Anonymous No.53772693]

>>53772013
>>53772093
Of course ti doesnt work.
He predicted a market crash on the 15th and now the market is going up?
Its fucking garbage

[Anonymous No.53772755]

>>53772517
Don't worry about it the dip is simply going to be slurped

[Anonymous No.53772788]

>>53772755
True.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

[Anonymous No.53772832]

>>53772645
Actually good advice. Staring at the 1m for entry signals is dumb unless you’ve had other indications you should be

[Anonymous No.53772877]

Whoa-oh I-I-I wanna go-o-o all the way-ay-ay takin' out my freak tonight
I-I-I wanna show-ow-ow all the dir-ir-irt I got runnin' through my mind, whoa-oh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-sxSd1uwoU

[Anonymous No.53772900]

>>53772755
>>53772788
the top is in

[Anonymous No.53772920]

>>53772900
For FAGMAN and other tech trash, yea, probably.

[Anonymous No.53772921]

Choices, choices. I'm getting my tax refund soon. Either punt it towards knocking down my credit card debt a lot or punting it into my emergency fund. One would see me saving money due to lower % fees charged. The other would see me gaining green due to higher rate % each month. Fuck. The wrinkle in this is I'm due a raise soon so more green just "there" for use on whatever. The idea of more green getting sucked out due to fees makes me sick. But the idea of not hitting my emergency fund goal makes me sick to. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.53772945]

>>53772016
Lol at pic related. My weekends are Thursdays and Fridays, I have and probably never will work a 9 to 5

[Anonymous No.53773008]

>>53772900
I am not bullish but I'm not getting excited until we see red. All I know is that we're gonna crab forever due to 0dte options

[Anonymous No.53773053]

oh my god

[Anonymous No.53773067]

>>53773053
My god indeed

[Anonymous No.53773070]

>>53773053

[Anonymous No.53773082]

>>53773053
What am I supposed to see here?

[Anonymous No.53773104]

>>53773082
The future bull market

[Anonymous No.53773226]

>>53772013
how do you enable DAN on ChatGPT? i want to make some fucking money.

[Anonymous No.53773239]

>>53771405
About two weeks.

[Anonymous No.53773266]

>>53771771
bananapeel me on DOLE.

[Anonymous No.53773269]

>>53771405
Never

[Anonymous No.53773270]

What is your personal savings rate? I make $8,000/mo after taxes and I save or invest $4,000/mo. After considering my 401k match, my savings rate is 55%. What about /smg/?

[Anonymous No.53773296]

>>53772239
artists either can't draw feet and hands, or they can and never stop putting them in your face. jfc
Warren Buffet buy my OXY from me

[Anonymous No.53773297]

What do you keep in your regular portfolio vs IRA?

[Anonymous No.53773325]

>Get my tax forms from Fidelity
>Almost $10k in divvies in 2022
YUP.. NOW this IS INVESTING!!

>>53773270
Well last year it was around 60%. I'm pretty sure I'm paying more in taxes than in living expenses at this point.

[Anonymous No.53773334]

>>53773266
Pretty risky considering a banana mold targeting cavandish bananas has been spreading and resistant bioengineered bananas haven't made it to market yet. The previous Gros Micheal bananas stopped being the main cultivar because of a similar mold. Bananas are all cloned and it makes farming them risky and fucked up.

[Anonymous No.53773335]

>>53773270
Around 30%

[Anonymous No.53773368]

>>53773270
I save half of my income and want to invest more but I can never build my savings past 10k without something coming up.

[Anonymous No.53773396]

>>53773297
Everything should in theory be going into tax advantaged accounts until you hit the annual contribution caps. That said, I’m not doing that to avoid getting blasted by the penalties if I need to tap into the cash to buy a house or something.

[Anonymous No.53773407]

AY YO WHY THE FUCK THEY CUTTING MY EBT DURING BLACK HISTORY MONTH

SHORT WMT AND DG

[Anonymous No.53773463]

>>53770596
[Verse 1: RiFF RaFF]
Woke up this mornin', the syrup started pourin'
Coffee cups by Jackie Joyner with Versace tile flooring
Rap game Alonz Mourning, or maybe Martin Lawrence
Could've played for Charlotte Hornets, but they found weed in my warm ups
Nice try, and I used to be a nice guy
Swing through Popeye’s, three piece and the cajun fries
Exceptionally on sight, never stage fright
Connections are nice, more plugs than a night light
Move slow. Macadamian wrist watch
Silhouettes in the window rap game Alfred Hitchcock
Silky smooth house, that’s way out in Sweden
Summertime every day, whole life a weekend

[Anonymous No.53773475]

>>53773396
>annual contribution caps
That's only $6,500 for 2023. I have a laddered CD that I add to in my regular account but wondering if I should switch to tax exempt muni bonds. I also have AAPL and MSFT that I've been stacking for years before I learned about tax implications

[Anonymous No.53773476]

>>53773297
Index tracker and dividend aristocrats in my Roth. VOO and JEPI in my wife’s Ira. VOO in a regular brokerage. Both kids have VOO in their fidelity accounts and some bonds. Small test peer to peer lending portfolio

[Anonymous No.53773529]

>blue chip 0DTEs
>on the weekend store gains in BTC
>high risk profile of GME, AMC, and TSLA for the MOASSes
If you Boomers are not converting every single dime into BTC you are unironically going to die of old age in the poorhouse.

[Anonymous No.53773555]

>>53773529
Bitcoin isn’t very good

[Anonymous No.53773565]

>>53773475
>He doesn't know about the Mega Backdoor Roth IRA

[Anonymous No.53773579]

>>53773529
But Charlie Munger said it has no intrinsic value and is going to $0.

[Anonymous No.53773580]

Bitcoin is just a liquidity monitoring device, it pumping tells me we will have a good week

[Anonymous No.53773599]

>>53773476
That's a lot of VOO. I like the all century portfolio although I'm still closer to 90/10 and combined "pacific and euro equities" with VEU

[Anonymous No.53773606]

>>53773529
>Buying internet funny money
no thanks zoom-zoom
Proof Of Lethal Force backed currencies (USD) are good enough for me

[Anonymous No.53773631]

>>53773270
50% for me. I spend money on lots of bullshit though. Could easily get it up to 70%, but then I'd probably get even more depressed and an hero.

[Anonymous No.53773635]

>>53773368
$10k cash savings is probably fine for a bachelor if you're not saving for a downpayment

[Anonymous No.53773657]

>>53773565
I've learned about it but I'm not smart enough to know if this applies to me since I don't make 6 figures.

[Anonymous No.53773658]

>>53773599
>that’s a lot of voo
My goal is to just perform with the market and build up a nice dividend portfolio for our Roth IRAs. I don’t need to over perform the market to achieve this goal

[Anonymous No.53773659]

>>53773529
> b-boomer sans please save my worthless digital beanie babies
> we need more cash inflow to pump it
> p-please I'll suck your wrinkled cock if you put your lifetime savings into my get rich quick scam
> I-I beg you, I bought BTC for $65k and I need some exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53773682]

>>53773529
Why would you recommend the boomer crypto to get your point across instead of some degen coin

[Anonymous No.53773695]

Why are companies like this? Are zoomers running the marketing department?

[Anonymous No.53773706]

>>53773635
I bought a house 5 years ago, last month my hot water heater went out, last year the wind knocked my fence over, this month I needed truck parts, etc. Shit keeps coming up and I'm glad I keep a buffer. I also bought a side by side because the deal was too good to pass up. Next year I'm looking into a boat

[Anonymous No.53773717]

>>53773529
Yes goy, store all of your wealth in a non-yielding asset / digital beanie baby.

Oy vey.

[Anonymous No.53773746]

why we split threads?

[Anonymous No.53773749]

>>53773746
We like to have fun here.

[Anonymous No.53773761]

>>53773706
You should have 6 months of expenses in cash saved after you buy the boat, and have the money for the boat before buying it

BOAT = break out another thousand

[Anonymous No.53773775]

>>53773695
No, HR is just paranoid about conniving "victims" with dollar signs in their eyes just waiting for something to run to social media with in an effort to get their 15 minutes of fame and break off their piece of the American dream so they make sure everyone minds their pease and queues so they don't look like they've lost control of the workforce.

[Anonymous No.53773824]

any thoughts on red light holland/truff? i'm avoiding the general because i don't want bullshit hype posts, i want actual opinions. if truff isn't good then what other mushroom stocks are people looking at?

[Anonymous No.53773847]

>>53773761
>break out another thousand
Kek. I actually want a "fix me upper" that I can pour my heart and soul into and learn every aspect. I've done some fiberglass work in the past but don't want a complete junker

[Anonymous No.53773863]

>>53773529
>If you Boomers are not converting every single dime into BTC you are unironically going to die of old age in the poorhouse.
Boomers are bogleheads. Thanks for losing money to make the market efficient sport.

[Anonymous No.53773919]

Wingstop short seller bhenchodes

[Anonymous No.53773928]

>>53773270
Well at one point I was punting 20% of my salary into various accounts (Pension,Emergency fund, and 401k). The brokerage account was "just there" on the side as was the small savings account at my hub bank. Then I got a pay bump. Which yay. But also added my wife to my health ins plan which sucked the green out. So net effect the punting dropped to 12% with the brokerage and small savings still on the side. Not knocking putting my wife on the plan though. Hell no, I'd rather do that than the alternative.

[Anonymous No.53773949]

Wingstop long put bhenchodes

[Anonymous No.53773953]

>>53773270
I keep ~10k in the account, rest goes to stocks. Cash is shit atm.

[Anonymous No.53773958]

>>53773270
I'm 50% as well, doing my best not to eat out

[Anonymous No.53773978]

Good morning! Just gonna go for a 2 hour walk to get bread at the nearest Walmart. It’s beautiful out!

[Anonymous No.53774002]

>>53773297
Who would REIT not be tax-efficient? As opposed to SMID cap index funds lmao. That reads all backwards to me

[Anonymous No.53774021]

>>53772921
Most people don't think "adding to my emergency fund is good because I'll earn more from the investment". That's not its purpose. It's a small amount of money invested in a liquid and conservative asset (a savings account, for example) for when you suddenly need cash.
Once your emergency fund is big enough, in my opinion you should stop adding to it and instead pay off your high-interest debt.

[Anonymous No.53774023]

Why is there such a massive difference? I know one is traded EU and the other UK.

[Anonymous No.53774034]

Here's a question for you all.

Why would someone go through the hastle of becoming a landlord and everything that goes with that when you can just buy REITs? It's just leverage right?

[Anonymous No.53774061]

>>53773978
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU NEED TO LIVE IN A WALKABLE CITY SURROUNDED BY NIGGERS!

[Anonymous No.53774066]

>>53774021
>invested in a liquid and conservative asset (a savings account, for example)
Ramsey would never say this, if it isn't in physical cash in a shoebox under your bed it's unsafe

[Anonymous No.53774074]

>>53774023
I only see it listed in the UK? The market cap should be the same though.

[Anonymous No.53774075]

>>53774002
Reits are designed to give 90% of their income as dividends. The properties they give pay out as divys and its taxed as normal income instead of capital gains

its honestly negligent for non rich people
>>53774034
Most people don't know they exist honestly. Being exposed to commercial and infrastructure and industrial is amazing

[Anonymous No.53774083]

>>53774034
>make more
>own the assets
>write off expenses
You have to have the capital though

[Anonymous No.53774100]

>>53774034
HELOC for one, passive income is stronger on STR for some markets. Generally you just have more "equity" and the ability to take out a line of credit on your equity in the home. And you get to write off everything, it is quite tax efficient.

It really depends on where you're landlording. If you run STR's in Southern California, you're better off doing the AirBnb memes.

If you're in some random boomer fart box market like Nebraska, just get REIT securities exposure

[Anonymous No.53774121]

>>53774034
Well my parents did the rental property thing for a while. Let's just say it paid off for them biggly. First they downsized. Sold the house for tidy profit. Next they sold the rental for a tidy profit. They took that pool of money and bought their smaller house all with cash. Next thing that house they just bought the value skyrocketed. So yeah.

[Anonymous No.53774126]

>>53774075
>Reits are designed to give 90% of their income as dividends
Ah I see, which specific reits are you talking about? If you dont mind do you have some examples

[Anonymous No.53774134]

>>53773978
>>53774061
think of all the vit d you'll be getting on that 4 hour roundtrip, even eat the loaf on the waddle back if you fancy a snack
truly americans have it all figured out

[Anonymous No.53774136]

>>53773978
delet this

[Anonymous No.53774139]

>>53774121
This is exactly what Chinese/Indian real estate investors do in some hot US markets. Also we all know the Hongcouver meme, it's similar there

[Anonymous No.53774149]

>>53774126
All of them but its easy just to hold the index i.e. VNQ
O is the biggest commercial reit and has 12,000 stores
PLD is the biggest industrial reit and has 3% of the world's gdp going through its warehouses
the residential ones are smaller you got INVH for actual homes being rented and then ones like MAA which are apartments

the key though is that reits are down because people use them as fixed income, now that bonds are higher than reits they are really far down. For those owning for long term they are doing great with the fundamentals

[Anonymous No.53774157]

>>53774149
Nice, good summary. Thanks mate

[Anonymous No.53774179]

>>53774066
Oh, that's not unreasonable. Very boomer. Money in a cookie jar would be more charming.

[Anonymous No.53774180]

>>53774023
It's because shares bought in UK have 9000% tax on top of them. Looks like price in your pic has this tax included which is indicated by "GBX" tax code near the price.

[Anonymous No.53774181]

>>53774075
90% of taxable income which is different than true income due to large non-cash expenses like depreciation

>>53774149
the best asset class within real estate is self storage. Just buy EXR/PSA

[Anonymous No.53774196]

>>53774121
>>53774139
Yeah. They're both retired and starting to get up in age a bit. No kids living there anymore so having a large house was just not something they needed. Also due to the age thing they wanted something all one level. Covid pushing the market insanely was good timing for them.

[Anonymous No.53774209]

>claims to be the superior race
>goes extinct
Good job there mayo monkeys

[Anonymous No.53774217]

>>53774196
What location(s) are your parents renting homes in?

[Anonymous No.53774235]

>>53774180
It's only 0.5% tax

[Anonymous No.53774243]

>>53774066
that's completely untrue. look up 7 baby steps. it's not paywalled

[Anonymous No.53774256]

>>53774217
They're not. Not anymore. They sold. They're just enjoying retired life these days. I'm happy for them. They had to put up with me, my brother, and my sister and other crap for a long time so now they get some much quiet time. (Actually unlike kids today, me and my siblings never gave our parents much grief)

[Anonymous No.53774285]

I hate 3d women

[Anonymous No.53774308]

>>53774181
>the best asset class within real estate is self storage. Just buy EXR/PSA
You're missing out on cell towers big time

[Anonymous No.53774335]

>>53774285
The fuck is wrong with that cats gunt?

[Anonymous No.53774339]

>>53774209
are we a minority or something now

[Anonymous No.53774350]

>>53771632
SOXL

[Anonymous No.53774379]

>there's a thread in the catalog filled with retail traders calling index funds a scam and bogleheads a cult
they are so angry

[Anonymous No.53774407]

I am liquidating every bag I hold besides CSCO Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.53774418]

>>53774379
I just think its funny they had to post that thread without a soijack for once to actually get engagement

[Anonymous No.53774434]

>>53774418

[Anonymous No.53774442]

You have 144k in boomer mutual funds. You have never worked a day in your life. Have no connections or any skillsets or a solid form of income. You are living off of these mutual funds that have already lost roughly 30% in 2 years (which is not bad imo there is a lot worse losses out there). You have 13k in cash, what stocks are you putting this money into starting next week.

[Anonymous No.53774462]

>>53774442
VT

[Anonymous No.53774464]

>>53774442
Facebook
GOOG
Some index funds
And then I'm shorting complete zeroes and shitcos like CVNA, COIN, OTLY, DKNG, WING, etc

[Anonymous No.53774507]

>>53774462
Always a great default answer.

[Anonymous No.53774596]

>>53774335
it was probably shaved to get spayed/neutered

[Anonymous No.53774624]

If you can't beat index funds then why not buy 3x leveraged index funds? Heh, betchya didn't think of that Bogleheads.

[Anonymous No.53774684]

>>53774624
Bogleheads rely on reinvesting dividends to beat to price index.

[Anonymous No.53774717]

Oh I forgot that the markets are closed tomorrow too...

[Anonymous No.53774732]

I got to to work too...

[Anonymous No.53774864]

hello burgerfrens, are they really telling you to drink vinyl chloride water in ohio? how much farm land was around the place where it happened? do you think it'll make food prices go up again?

[Anonymous No.53774875]

>>53774442
Eli Lilly stock is a great buy. They have a weight loss drug called Mounjaro that is selling faster than they can manufacture it. People lose 10-20lbs a month when they are on the dug and they gain it all back when they stop. It is the perfect way to monetize obesity.

[Anonymous No.53774883]

>>53774464
Why are you wasting good money to chase bad money on shorts? Especially if you potentially have no experience with shorting.

Just spread $5000 across some of these vapor ware companies and hold for three years expecting to hit big on one while the other ones go out of business.

[Anonymous No.53774894]

>>53774875
>check it out
>zoom out to max

holy fuck that shit is going to go to 200-100 at best lmao. too late to ride that train

[Anonymous No.53774942]

>>53773270
I save about 130% (when you account for margin)

[Anonymous No.53775022]

>>53774883
>Especially if you potentially have no experience with shorting.
Lol.
Clickety.
Clack.
I always buy ATM variance to hedge against shitco degrossing sagas aka short squoozles

[Anonymous No.53775027]

SGML closed at $30 and someone exercised the $35 calls I sold.
How the fuck did they know?

[Anonymous No.53775034]

>>53774864
>, are they really telling you to drink vinyl chloride water in ohio?
Yes they are telling residents in Ohio that they MUST drink the water or else they will be fined

[Anonymous No.53775036]

>>53774864
>>>/pol/catalog

[Anonymous No.53775051]

>>53774942
>when you account for margin
stop it. get some help.

[Anonymous No.53775076]

Admit it: you will be here a 9:30 AM Eastern tomorrow, won't you?

[Anonymous No.53775115]

>>53775076
No, I usually shit around 1030 AM. these threads aren't worth a damn anymore

[Anonymous No.53775154]

what sectors are looking good for this year lads? need an ETF or two to throw some money in

[Anonymous No.53775182]

>>53775076
Most >futures gonna be open: https://www.cmegroup.com/files/presidents-day.pdf

[Anonymous No.53775185]

>>53775154
Just buy any of the majors that aren't leveraged.

[Anonymous No.53775187]

>>53774442
Unironically, use no more than $120k of that to get a non-meme degree at the best state school you can afford to get into (including moving to a different state to establish residency requirements if needed), and use it to get a non-minwage job, THEN buy stocks. You are not gonna be able to live the rest of your life on that and from your post I'm guessing you're probably too old to go the tradie route.

Obviously the no work experience will be a red flag but if you do really well in school and sell it as a "change of direction" at least some corps will buy it. I have seen folks hired out of college at late-20's and they did alright.

[Anonymous No.53775231]

i am bullish on small caps

[Anonymous No.53775268]

>>53773297
Money Market is actually incredibly tax inefficient. You pay your full income tax rate on interest.
Same goes for most bonds, although treasuries are tax advantaged assuming you live in a state that taxes income, and muni bonds are fully tax advantaged. Unfortunately that tax-advantage is priced into the dogshit yields that muni bonds offer
REITs are slightly more efficient due to 20% tax reduction from section-199.

The most tax-efficient method is to hold a stock that primarily uses buybacks as the means of capital returns, for example AZO.
There's also stuff like opportunity zone funds that can give you tax advantages.

I pretty much ignore tax efficiency though. The most tax-efficient thing to do would be to hold physical cash and owe zero taxes ever, but that would also be retarded. Better to make a bunch of money and owe some taxes on it than to never make anything.
My stock portfolio returned ~60% last year pre-tax. Taxes reduced that gain to approximately 47% net. Maybe a bit less if I properly account my margin expense, since at the moment I'm still taking standard deduction.

[Anonymous No.53775278]

>>53775231
You should be bullish on small and mid caps.
The old guard is dying, FAGMAN has fallen.
All the richest and smartest are buying up future winners why everyone is distracted with the big names.
You can take a look at the graphs of midcaps that have reached a bottom and been oversold for easy long term investments.
aka
DOLE
SKYT
and whatever else you guys find.

[Anonymous No.53775309]

>>53774023
Because GBX means pence sterling. Where as the other is traded in euros like burger shares are trade in dollars. Most UK stocks are priced in pennies. Like the other anon said it wont make any significant difference to the market cap.

[Anonymous No.53775320]

Lol.

[Anonymous No.53775365]

They don't know there is a NEW bedroom trader Paul Tudor Jones in the making. The reversal is happening can SMG time it? Probably not.

[Anonymous No.53775393]

>>53772141
options + margin seem fine if you don't make plays on meme stocks or 3x levered etfs

[Anonymous No.53775402]

>>53774023
9410p=£94.10=£>Euro=94.10x1.13=Euro106.33

Not a massive difference anyway probably just the difference between LSE closing 4:30 & where ever those are listed closing later, like in Germany or where ever.

[Anonymous No.53775406]

Why did precious metals stocks shoot up after the low of 2008?

[Anonymous No.53775457]

>>53775406
Money printing + boomers still believed gold was an inflation hedge.

[Anonymous No.53775465]

>>53775457
Its weird how pro gold and silver some people are despite them being horrible long term investments

[Anonymous No.53775470]

SMG is the dumb money. when everyone is bearish SMG then gets bearish. When everyone is bullish SMG then gets bullish. Never the leading indicator always the lagging indicator. First one the Sell. Last one to Buy.

Buy High Sell Low that is the motto of SMG.

When will some real traders with real knowledge actually start contributing?? You guys make 2chan traders look like professional hedge fund mangers.

2chan had some of the best traders in history like BNF and CIS. What does SMG have? Baggot, SOXL trannies, some fat slob anime obsessed gay janitor, degenerates and a bunch of fast food employees gambling on options.

SHAPE UP you are a complete disgrace to the 2chan. How does it feel to be the ZOOMER generation. 2chan was the boomers successful and rich.

[Anonymous No.53775537]

>>53775470
shut up Tinny2

[Anonymous No.53775581]

>>53775465
>>53775457
Its designed to preserve wealth in an emergency situation.
See what happened to a ton of countries across the world these past few years. Their currencies shit the bed and gold remained completely fine.
You should have like 5% of your networth in PMs just as a peace of mind hedge.

Trying to make money off hoarding PMs is retarded.

[Anonymous No.53775690]

>>53775581
This is a good argument for precious metals. Gold's low correlation to stocks is also nice.
Hoarding precious metals should be considered a hobby or part of a multi-generational investing plan.

[Anonymous No.53775780]

>>53775581
>>53775690
I kinda like the idea of being a 90-year-old grandpa who’s got gold bullion stashed in the house

[Anonymous No.53775806]

Look at reverse REPO.
It has something to do with something. maybe i can bait a real trader to actually discuss this...

[Anonymous No.53775832]

Arrêtez
De me dire que le vent a tourné
C'est pas vrai
S'il te plaît
Arrêtez
De dire que l'adolescence
C'est: qu'on n sait pas, car moi

J'ai trouvé mon amour
C'est un souffle, c'est doux un vent d'amour
C'est léger, c'est l'Alizé
Moi, je dis que l'amour
Se boit jusqu'à la lie
Ce qu'elle veut, Alizée l'a toujours

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPO056Kx71Y

[Anonymous No.53775910]

>>53775470
/smg/ is literally an open-air garbage dump , personally i just inverse them ( especially baggot ) . It always work .
Fortunately, there are still a few who stand out from the rest like kpop anon who called the january rally and the KOLD anon for his kold call .

[Anonymous No.53775918]

>>53775806

reverse repo up = stocks down
reverse repo down = stocks up

simple

[Anonymous No.53775950]

Hello, dump Tesla. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53776013]

>>53775910
Yes shehe did

[Anonymous No.53776026]

>>53775950
Hi, Bill.

[Anonymous No.53776061]

How hard is it to post under a different id in the same thread in such cases where everyone finds you insufferable so you dick suck your own posts since no one else will?

[Anonymous No.53776063]

>>53775036

[Anonymous No.53776085]

>>53776061
When will you start making money?

[Anonymous No.53776089]

>>53776063
go back to where you belong chud

[Anonymous No.53776110]

>>53776089
You first

[Anonymous No.53776136]

>>53776061
Turn off Ethernet
Turn on Wi-Fi.
Tether to Phone.

[Anonymous No.53776150]

>>53776061
>You are a insufferable attention whore
maybe I am trying to get people who understand a thing or to actually start posting so we can actually share useful information and make GAINS and money.

>you are insufferable and attention whore because no one will SUCK YOUR DICK
Keep posting your stupid memes. Keep speculating on shit stocks. Keep gambling. You will never make any sustainable gains because you will lose even more on your next shit move. Keep gambling, never improving. Talk more shirt motherfucker you'll never make it.

[Anonymous No.53776181]

>>53776150
>>53776085
lmao i wasnt even talking about you, i dont know why you feel so called out

[Anonymous No.53776205]

>>53776150
why are you so upset anon, please share some of your advice

[Anonymous No.53776267]

real schizo hours

[Anonymous No.53776286]

CRWD

[Anonymous No.53776357]

Man this thread is a total dump.

[Anonymous No.53776366]

[Anonymous No.53776384]

>>53776286
i work at crowdstrike
please pump by stock compensation bags, thank you

[Anonymous No.53776533]

>>53776384
my dad works at crowdstrike and he said it's going to 150 by april

[Anonymous No.53776577]

>>53776061
I'm too paranoid to the point I'm afraid of you niggers recognizing me by habitual image choices and file names.

[Anonymous No.53776593]

>>53776366
Did you short it?

[Anonymous No.53776623]

I finally hit 100/mo in divvies with JEPI. It's a tiny shitty milestone, but it's a step in the right direction.

[Anonymous No.53776628]

I would like to state, fuck natty gas

[Anonymous No.53776666]

I have weird black and red growths all over my skin that appeared in the last 2 years. I'm too scared to check them. I think I'll die as a pussy before making it bros.
If I eventually go check them and they turn out to be terminal cancer, then I will go all in on retarded options play and post results.

[Anonymous No.53776669]

>>53776623
Jepi is the correct way to hold spy most likely for the next year until the fed actually kneels and inflation is defeated.

[Anonymous No.53776755]

>>53776628
>Betting on the weather

[Anonymous No.53776761]

How do I get access to the Indian stock exchange? I'm bullish for when this Adani situation blows over and I don't want to miss out. Does IBKR give access to it?

[Anonymous No.53776768]

>>53776666
Post pic, someone here could probably help

[Anonymous No.53776770]

We need to talk about DOLE

[Anonymous No.53776772]

>>53776755
nah I was betting on the price of the underlying asset but I guess really not enough is being shipped yet.

[Anonymous No.53776779]

>Markets closed tomorrow
America please, I need something to do while I'm at work

[Anonymous No.53776783]

>>53776770
We really don't, but you're welcome to make a new general if you want dedicated discussion of that stock.

[Anonymous No.53776784]

>>53776772
It's not being shipped because God didn't strike down America or Europe with a cold winter. Thinking you got an edge on God's plans like that is how the devil gets you.

[Anonymous No.53776790]

>>53776784
Nah theres still a pretty high premium difference between the two markets. But not enough LNG is being taken from American grid to ship yet

[Anonymous No.53776791]

Is this why people go into crypto

closed market days are boring
I just want to see red and green bars move around

[Anonymous No.53776794]

>>53775182
Check futures markets: >>53776779

[Anonymous No.53776958]

>>53776783
Shut the fuck up

Anyways you guys should buy DOLE because it’s bananas

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53776960]

Meta bros.. we finna be feastin tomorrow.. paid subscriptions.. payday is arriving soon too so hopefully can invest MORE. I hate being poor.

[Anonymous No.53776987]

>>53776791
After a few years having zero break gets very tiresome. I like weekends now.

[Anonymous No.53776996]

check this out, i found the best stock to swing, you just have to sell whenever it goes up then buy back after it predictably dips every month

[GigaPort !!X/YTMSiDDgK No.53777014]

>>53776996
TIME IN THE MARKET
suck dick on street corners if thats how you gotta get pennies. CFDs as traders as the bottom without 20 years investment banking knowledge and titans stood on top of your shoulders breathing down knowledge from insider trading (investment banker's manager's manager manager) you aint getting there.

suck dick for money. invest in stocks. HODL. Or if you can find a better money maker thats less degrading than suckin dick

[Anonymous No.53777051]

>>53776996
What stock is this?

[Anonymous No.53777060]

>>53776996
not sure if bait

[Anonymous No.53777068]

I think the market is going to crash, but then I went onto the SPY page of stocktwits, and around 70% of posters there are saying it's gonna crash.

This of course means that in all likelihood we will crab or go up next week.

[Anonymous No.53777086]

>>53776996
>told a savings account is safe
>keep getting rugpulled every month

[Anonymous No.53777156]

>>53777068
Plz go up, I just need one pump to sell off bullshit I bought
Adidas, Chegg, Hewlett Packard HPQ, Verizon
3m and Intel will take years to recover, fucking 2k eur deep in red on both

Yall think Activision blizz MS merger will go trough ? I have 35 stocks of it

[Anonymous No.53777218]

>>53776761
may I inquire about the context of said photo?

[Anonymous No.53777249]

>>53772106
Well with shit like CBDCs on the rise and we are inching closer to WW3, it might actually go through and not bail them out this time. Great Reset is no meme.

>>53772239
damn those are some delicious looking feet right there

[Anonymous No.53777285]

>>53776996
>its real

what the fuck why does it do that? this seems way to easy to make money off of being this predictable. there has to be a catch somewhere otherwise why wouldn't i just fucking go all in on this shit

[Anonymous No.53777298]

>>53777285
Is this bait? It just pays dividends regularly.

[Anonymous No.53777319]

>>53777298
Do all dividend ETFs behave like this? Or do stocks that pay monthly dividends in general look like that? Cause that's that first I've seen it obviously.

[Anonymous No.53777322]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.53777327]

>>53776666
You took the vax, you pay the tax. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53777334]

>>53777319
Look at BIL.

[Anonymous No.53777335]

>>53777327
>I didnt take the vax Im awesome
>says the guy who never leaves his moms spare bedroom

Uhhh... bros?

[Anonymous No.53777343]

>>53777319
Dividends cause stock to go down
If you short a stock, you pay out the dividend

[Anonymous No.53777358]

>>53777335
I pay rent to my brother-in-law (now divorced) have a furnished basement of my own with cheap rent, and I'm gainfully employed. Why would I leave?

[Anonymous No.53777364]

>>53777334
>buy into it at the start of the month
>get out before the start of the next
Man what the fuck is /smg/ doing trying to shill anything else if you can just buy into something this easy and predicable especially in these volatile times?

[Anonymous No.53777381]

Anons, I think the whole internet will go down from this shit over section 230

https://youtu.be/hzNo5lZCq5M

Should I be shorting everything or nah?

[Anonymous No.53777385]

>>53777319
Yeah. After a stock pays a $1-per-share dividend, of course the price per share falls by $1 if nothing else changed.
Sometimes, as with a dividend stock, that shape is obscured in the chart because other things are affecting the share price. But if it's an ETF holding very stable assets (like Treasury bills) it generally shows up clearly.

[Anonymous No.53777391]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53777407]

>>53777381
stupid youtube watching cunt

[Anonymous No.53777420]

>>53776996
holy shit 0.25% swings every month? you could make 125 bucks swinging 50K in shares, thats insane value!

[Anonymous No.53777423]

Are there any promising small caps?

[Anonymous No.53777441]

>>53777423
Yes

[Anonymous No.53777448]

>>53777407
ok but that didn't answer the question

[Anonymous No.53777464]

What did the rothschilds mean by this?

https://newsinfrance.com/the-rothschild-family-wants-to-withdraw-the-bank-from-the-stock-exchange/
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/rothschild-family-plans-take-its-paris-listed-investment-bank-private-2023-02-06/

[Anonymous No.53777466]

WHAT THE LINE DOIN!!

[Anonymous No.53777468]

>>53777441
Doesn’t look promising. IPOd at $6500 and is currently trading at $2

[Anonymous No.53777473]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.53777474]

>>53777468
They recently achieved profitability though

[Anonymous No.53777478]

>>53777218
I stumbled upon it on /g/ I think recently. Does activate the almonds though

[Anonymous No.53777500]

>>53777441
What did they mean by this, anon?

[Anonymous No.53777510]

line goes where next week??

[Anonymous No.53777535]

>>53777448
yeah dude the 70 iq youtuber has got it all figured out and everyone else is too blind to see it. sell sell sell

[Anonymous No.53777550]

BOILsisters , i thought $5 was the bottom ....

[Anonymous No.53777558]

>>53777500
You get a free pair when you buy 1000 shares or more

[Anonymous No.53777563]

>>53777068
we crash friday

[Anonymous No.53777599]

Is this ready to plant? I want black market gains.

[Anonymous No.53777618]

>>53777599
Dafuq is that?

[Anonymous No.53777641]

>>53777218
It's me on the left (male).

[Anonymous No.53777692]

>>53777423
TRKA is about to become a small cap and then some.

[Anonymous No.53777717]

Reading another hentai doujin. This one involving a dude who goes to stay at his parents friend's house. They've got a daughter. The daughter is a pervert who immediately takes a liking to the dude. She goes into his room at night while he sleeps and sucks on his cock. Next few weeks this same thing happens at night. Finally he catches on when she decides a simple blowjob isn't enough. Lucky dude.

[Anonymous No.53777746]

>>53777618
it seems to be illegal mushrooms and against 4chan's terms of service

[Anonymous No.53777751]

>>53773463
Not bad for nig noggery

[Anonymous No.53777754]

I transferred everything from Robinhood to Fidelity. Fidelity's mobile app seems not the best.

[Anonymous No.53777778]

>>53777746
Service deez nuts lmao gottem.

[Anonymous No.53777793]

>>53777778
Based af.

[Anonymous No.53777808]

>>53770548
Today ends

[Anonymous No.53777831]

>>53777754
When I was first trying out brokerages I couldn’t even use fidelity trading platform on a brand new MacBook Pro, it was so shitty I switched to think or swim and actually enjoy the tos setup

[Anonymous No.53777854]

is it cringe to buy a civic si?
not now but maybe in a couple years when my portfolio is more into 6-figs so i can afford without dropping back down to 5-fig poorfaggotry

[Anonymous No.53777884]

>>53777854
is that your dream car, its nice for a 30k

[Anonymous No.53777897]

>>53777754
>boomer broker is boomer af
What were you expecting?

[Anonymous No.53777912]

>>53777746
perfectly legal oyster spawn your honor

[Anonymous No.53777916]

>>53777897
Penny trading baybe.

[Anonymous No.53777944]

>>53777916
1,000,000 pennies is a lot of pennies.

[Anonymous No.53777969]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53778038]

>>53777969
>futures

[Anonymous No.53778108]

>US 10Y down 11 pips

[Anonymous No.53778110]

>>53777884
no my dream car would probably be something double the price but I need something sensible instead
i dont need to replace my 2009 shitbox yet but a used car with 50k km is like $20k (lol what the fuck) and I'm fine spending $10k extra for something that hasnt been cumstained yet

brz and gr86 is nice at this price range too but they're not practical and most of the roads here are straight anyway

[Anonymous No.53778170]

>>53778110
Just lease your dream car... I’ve been contemplating leasing a Mercedes S class AMG or a new 7 series BMW since I’m going to be 36 this year and want a nice car while I’m still young enough to enjoy it and Ive had a luxury car before and I definitely don’t want to purchase and have to deal with depreciation or mechanical issues... You can lease those for like $1500 a month with 10k down at lease signing

[Anonymous No.53778175]

>>53778108
10 year down stocks goes up, aww yeah bull run back on

[Anonymous No.53778180]

>>53777381
Good.
FAGMAN has been functionally acting like publishers for years now, they should dispel any pretense that they’re not
I used to weakly believe the lolbertarian argument that it would be even worse without Section 230, but at this point that’s exactly what I want, I want to accelerate the demise of FAGMAN

[Anonymous No.53778181]

>>53778108
What does this mean long term for stocks?

[Anonymous No.53778182]

>>53778110
>50k km is like $20k
the car i bought in 2019 for 9k at 64k km is now worth 14k at 90k

[Anonymous No.53778186]

>>53778175
Tomorrow is Presidents’ Day so 10yr is irrelevant right now

[Anonymous No.53778191]

>>53778181
That it is over.

[Anonymous No.53778193]

>>53777778
>off by 1
embarrassing

[Anonymous No.53778199]

I am going to buy TRN next week.

[Anonymous No.53778201]

Where is the update John-Chan?

[Anonymous No.53778202]

>>53778191
for bears

[Anonymous No.53778215]

>>53778182
yeah its fucking ridicilous

i'm glad my shitbox car is only 117k km so i can afford to just wait until it's a buyer's market again. really i know i should probably keep running it for 5 more years but i want to have a nicer commute to my wagie job (30-40 min for 35km one-way trip)
like it's less than half my yearly income so i can afford it comfortably but i want to max out my tfsa first

[Anonymous No.53778223]

THE HECKIN MACHINES!

SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL

This is what happens when the bulls get dat exuberance. We told em, about the dow history.

[Anonymous No.53778230]

>>53778223
I would never trust a guy with this weak a chin with my money

[Anonymous No.53778244]

>>53778180
Based.

[Anonymous No.53778290]

i had mcd and shit myself

[Anonymous No.53778292]

>>53778170
thought about leasing but with interest rates they're not much different than financing

it'd definitely be the way to go if i could deduct taxes with it, but im just a wagie on payroll

[Anonymous No.53778300]

>>53778290
probably going to taco bell later and will do the same thing

Also I need oil to go up

[Anonymous No.53778307]

>>53777778
kek

[Anonymous No.53778306]

i had mcd and didn't shit myself

[Anonymous No.53778309]

>>53778305
>>53778305
>>53778305
>>53778305

[Anonymous No.53778312]

>>53778201
Oh I'm sorry lads, I'll be in Lansing until Tuesday, I told some of you that but not everyone got the memo. Update resumes next Sunday.