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It's The Freakin Weekend Baby I'm About To Have Me Some Fun Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Naganami
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for lower rate Larries
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

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1.) Buy DOLE
2.) Buy SKYT
3.) What the fuck are we watching for Movie night?

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>>53767663
something. with. lizzie.

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Will Samsung ever recover?

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>>53767663
>THE FIFTH ELEMENT

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>>53767663
4) Short DPZ

Why the fuck is there only one place in detroit that fucking does delivery?

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>>53767674
or that, i'm good with that.
>I DON'T WANT ONE POSITION, I WANT ALL POSITIONS

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>>53767672
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>>53767655
Checked and first for AI waifus

>> No.53767692 [DELETED] 

>>53767682
maybe because it's fucking detroit, mike
you should know about businesses closing down/refusing service, you live in seattle

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Reminder: the global economy is collapsing
>South Korea
https://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/14829006
>Exports fell 16.6% in January from a year earlier, trade ministry data showed, worse than an 11.3% decline predicted in a Reuters survey and the fastest drop in exports since May 2020.
>Exports fell 16.6%
>16.6%
https://www.reuters.com/markets/asia/singapores-jan-non-oil-domestic-exports-fall-25-yy-2023-02-17/
>SINGAPORE, Feb 17 (Reuters) - Singapore's non-oil domestic exports (NODX) declined 25% year-on-year in January, led by falls in both electronics and non-electronic products.
>fourth consecutive contraction largest drop in 10 years [February 2013]
>declined 25%
>25%
>China
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-01-13/china-posts-record-trade-surplus-for-2022-despite-slowing-demand
>exports fell 9.9% in December
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2023-02-14/china-s-economic-bonanza-from-record-trade-surplus-is-fading
Reminder: financial markets are extremely interconnected

>> No.53767698

>>53767690
nope, he was fired.

>> No.53767703

>>53767682
Its Detroit. Its infested with ferals. Way too dangerous for someone to deliver in. Way too diverse.

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>>53767693
>the global economy is collapsing
yea that sounds pretty rough and all but what about the US economy chief

>verification not required

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>>53767693
I feel like comparing with 2021-2022 is fake news. Kind reminder that in 2022 we were basically deflating post-covid bubble.
Pic related are the US exports for the last 5 years. As you can see US exports fell too, but we're still way above 2019 levels.

Not saying there are no issues, but I think your claim regarding global economy might be overblown.

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>> No.53767764
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Bobos need their own thread so they can be contained, like the GME one.

>> No.53767775

>>53767764
no no, keep em here
if a bobo reeeeees in a containment thread, what sound does he make?

>> No.53767783

What's for movie nite tonight?

>> No.53767796

>>53767693
>south korea
So cars, TV and phones are down? Who cares

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>>53767783
Disturbing Behavior (1998)

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>>53767763
So we might have a little recession. Big deal. And actually, it's going to be more like a vibe-cession and that's a good thing. Unlike Europoors and Ch*nese we are energy independent and can print however much money we want to get rid of our debt. And if anyone questions it we have the biggest military in the world. Never Bet Against America.

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>>53767693
Good.

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Remember that the management team and ESG are important factors to consider when investing in a sector or business

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>>53767692
hi jerome.
nice guess. better lick next time.

>>53767703
which gorilla should I order?
getting bored of the pizzas thing

>> No.53767845

Would it be dumb to open a minor position in oil now? 3 to 6 percent of my portfolio.

A lot of these companies are priced as if they are going out of business in less than 20 years

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>banks are still calling for le crash
Yeah we're going higher.

>> No.53767854

>>53767837
Assuming those are real, I'd fuck Devin. I wouldn't put my dick in the rest though

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>> No.53767873

>>53767818
This is why SKYT will be bigger than INTC

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>>53767655
>It's The Freakin Weekend Baby I can't wait to heckin CONSOOOOOM

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>>53767764
i dare you to do 100 jumping jacks without dying

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>>53767854
>I'd fuck
The gorillas aren’t for seggs
They are for sending to jerome’s house in anticipation of cash that he is not going to be willing to provide.

That’s why I’m trying to identify the nastiest, most desperate, angeryest gorilla of the tribe

>> No.53767888

Hey my boys
I work at goldman
Shit officially hit the fan again
Reasons include incorrect derivative pricing in a lot of fields, it is once again systematic, probably linked to libor, here are some examples of red flags that have popped up over the course of the past 2 weeks that I know of:
Forward freight agreements, weather derivatives, leveraged securitized bnpl, forex swaps, total return swaps and some smaller shit related to datacenter insurance in Turkey
I wish I knew what's gonna happen but the seniors here being on edge scares enough out of me to just sell :/
At least I get paid overtime so I can't complain

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I'm going to be OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOing all over these threads the next few weeks because of TRKA.

>> No.53767901

>>53767883
what an absolute unit
i bet if he got up to speed he could out every bussy in this thread

>> No.53767904

>>53767845
> A lot of these companies are priced as if they are going out of business in less than 20 years
Because that's the reality. Polititians are claiming openly they want to get rid of Oil. Because of this oil companies are not investing in new drilling sites, which reduces their expenses and boosts P/E.
It takes over a decade to get back your initial investment from a drill site. In current political climate it makes no sense to make such longterm investments.

>> No.53767909

>>53767888
very cool, thanks ____

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>>53767873
what the fuck, how is it legal?

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>>53767682
>>53767692

>>53759700

>> No.53767927

>>53767912
man I wouldn't fuck ANY of these trannies jfc what site are you using?

>> No.53767935

>>53767927
kek

>> No.53767936

>>53767888
>leveraged securitized bnpl
i thought the financial sector was deleveraging and is out of the high risk percentile

then again you work as goldman so apple is forcing your bank to hand out 2k limit ccs like candy kek

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no way is this guy real
ps2 sports game lookin ass

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>>53767912
Steve Manko looks fake

>> No.53767939

>>53767912
Yeah now look at the CEOs background on their site and compare it to the INTC guy

>> No.53767941

>>53767912
>Steve Manko
>Manko is Japanese for pussy
>Looks like fucking Adam Sandler

>> No.53767954

>>53767904
But when green alternatives become more lucrative and less of a gamble they can just use m&a to stay in business with the money they saved by not increasing capacity now

>> No.53767960

>>53767837
Go with Blair. You two can sword fight.

>> No.53767965

>>53767851
3800 isn't a crash, and it's very possible we re-trace there and go back up again like we've been doing for over 1 year

>> No.53767969 [DELETED] 

>>53767925
Listen, faggot, are ya gonna help me pick out a gorilla to go pound on jerome’s door or fucking not?
>>53767837

>> No.53767982

>>53767969
you realize he isnt the one who posted your info right? you did it to yourself anyway

>> No.53767994 [DELETED] 

>>53767982
cry harder, niggerfaggot
I’m still sending a gorilla to go pound on your door

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Isn’t prostitution illegal in the states?

>> No.53768008

>>53767936
Leverage is a bit more complicated here than borrowing money and option agreements
One of the more common methods of supposedly deleveraging on balance is moving from liquid to illiquid or opaque assets and agreements which can be anything you can dream of
In accounting terms these are marked to market (last volume weighted transaction) but they are also very unique on purpose so they don't get traded
So the on balance market price of these illiquid instruments stay the same and you are in accounting terms "risk off" but the fixed term negative or positive "earnings" on these assets so to speak swing wildly and are linked to libor
So you can't get rid of them and they're costing you a fuck ton of money slowly over time

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Wait. Detroit? Did the fake Negro get doxxed by a real negro?

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Did you guys hear about what happened to Bruce Willis?
People were posting about the Fifth Element in the last thread and it made me sad.

>> No.53768030

>>53767997
No. Nevada it's legal. Hell anymore due to how open women are long as money don't change hands your golden about anywhere. It's only illegal if you pay for it. Otherwise it's simply a case of two consenting adults fucking.

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>>53768012
the neighborhood is 85% black, so it seems like it

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>>53767994
not me, also you're jewish

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>futures

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>>53767655
checked and based rocket posting

>> No.53768040

>>53768021
Yeah. Poor guy. Dementia is setting in. What a sucky way to spend the last years of life.

>> No.53768048

Stocks is gonna go back up next week right? The last few trading days was just a little profit taking and a bit of correcting right?

>> No.53768057

>>53767954
I think it's way more complex than that. In the end, this is all just a gamble when you look at it longterm.
Some Oil companies are already diversifying into renewables on their own, but it's a slow transition.
M&A could be a way to go, but companies to acquire don't grown on trees.
In the end there is no guarantee that after transition into green energy they will be able to maintain current cash flow too.

That's a lot of risk as it is. On top of it you need to consider oil price fluctuations. People often forget that there are many types of crude. Even WTI is a basket of few types.
It's quite possible that while western Oil companies are slowing down with discovery, Africa and Asia will continue search for new sources. Who knows, maybe they will hit another jackpot like Nigeria did with Bonny Light and crush demand from western producers while they are already in turmoil.

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>>53768040
>>53768021
Amusingly, I always thought the red face resembled him

>> No.53768078

>>53768040
Do you think God would forgive people who opted for voluntary suicide if they had dementia?

>> No.53768083

>>53767655
After reading last thread I’m going to open some far out puts on NVDA. Listening to those retards talk about ai and robots reminded me of watching jetsons try and guess what the world would look like in the future

>> No.53768119

>>53768083
NVDA might keep its value. Not for the reasons that the anon outlined though. NVDA hardware is simply useful for generative AI processing. While generative AI has fundamental flaws it has some use which NVDA could benefit from.
The anon who promoted it might be right but for wrong reasons basically.

>> No.53768133

Is COIN going to close above $100 by friday

>> No.53768137

>>53768133
coin will close at $15 by jan 2024

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>>53767888
ayo these "professionals" are gambling on the weather

>> No.53768145

>>53768078
I'd guess so. I mean your basically alive but not alive if you get my point. You can't remember things. Your mind is fading. Kinda like being strapped to a hospital bed unable to do anything. (Which also sucks). I've been through both things before. With both my grandmother's. One had dementia. Other got so bad that she spent the last weeks of life confined to a bed. Death was a blessing to put it mildly. The one who had dementia was really fucked up. She didn't know who I was. She didn't know who my Wife was. She thought my grandad was fine. Even though he'd been dead for 5 years at that point. She thought I was my dad. So yeah.

>> No.53768147

>>53768138
>weather futures
sheeet we bringing back Enron?

>> No.53768153

>>53768137
>100 by friday
>15 by jan 2024

both of these things can be true

>> No.53768180

>>53768008
> agreements which can be anything you can dream of
Like bet on housing bubble collapse?

>> No.53768189

>>53768083
NVDA basically has no competition though. If you want high-end GPUs, AI chips, ray tracing, upscaling, etc. you buy NVDA because everything else is dog shit by comparasion.

>> No.53768191

>>53768008
Very interesting, thanks for the tidbit anon. Are outflows from corporate and EM debt a nothing burger or are they're the instruments that are part of the problem? Everyone has their eye on housing when that's clearly not is what's stressed right now.

>> No.53768205

>>53768147
>>53768138
Weather futures are just a hedge against average temperatures

>> No.53768209

>>53768189
Only because their manufacturer has the best high NA UEV machines on the planet. That won’t always be the case

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>>53767655
LONG BYD
SHORT TESLA

>> No.53768255

>>53768239
Did Munger / Buffet actually invest in BYD? Or is it just shittalk? I find it hard to believe that such veterans would risk investing in chink stocks.

>> No.53768263

>>53768189
AMD drivers aren't dogshit in comparison, wtf are you talking about? For the average consumer AMDs price/performance ratio is attractive considering theyre not in the market of needing the performance of a 3090 or just don't want to pay a premium and their 6k series was very well received.

I swear the amount of retards opening a line of credit to buy the NVDA 30 series release was astounding. Most of them did it to run their shitty video game which any 20 series could do just fine.

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>>53768239
As an SKYT investor I cannot stand for this kind of talk in my smg

>> No.53768271

>>53768263
he is talking about AI. amd does fuck all for AI applications it's all nvidia

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>>53768239
>Cathy literally disputing supply & demand theory
you hate to see it

>> No.53768289

>>53768271
>he is talking about AI.
That was one of them yes. But he also mentioned GPUs and said all the competitors were shit which just isn't true.

>> No.53768325

>>53768255
They invested in it in 2008 and had something around 20% of the company and recently sold half of their shares after having 40x'ed their investment, I think.

>> No.53768330

>>53768180
Yes anything can be settled but I haven't heard anyone mention housing related issues (yet?), a lot of stuff is segregated within the company so whatever is being floated around is in teams on a need to know basis

>>53768191
Corp debt outflows are normal as rates rise, nothing out of the ordinary there

>>53768205
They include a lot more than just temperature
Humidity, rainfall, pressure, wind strength and direction, sunshine, whatever clients need to not blow up their business with a single unlikely unfortunate event
If you can model it you can insure it

>> No.53768335

I’ve been sitting on $250k in cash/short term bills since last March that I’ve earmarked it for stocks when I thought it was the right time to purchase. Goal is to build a long term portfolio and diversify a bit away from crypto. In the past year I’ve realized I have no business stock picking though. Is it retarded to just go all in BRKb and just hold it for 30 years? If so what’s the best alternative?

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>>53768036
:c atlas-5 will never fly again

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>>53768335
>bro just hold for 30 years

>> No.53768378

>>53768335
just go all in on the s&p 500
google blackrock s&p 500 etf
or vanguard s&p 500 etf

>> No.53768393

>>53768335
Dividend aristocrats. You don’t need to be a genius to pick stocks that increase their dividend yearly. Consumer staples like coke or massive utility companies like next era energy

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>>53768239
byd has the better interior, but tsla has the battery so i've heard. oh look $sark is on sale

>> No.53768395

>>53768078
all sins are forgiven through Jesus

>> No.53768398

>>53768335
Drop it into an S&P 500 fund and forget about it till your at retirement point.

>> No.53768400

>>53768366
That’s great advice. The longer you hold excellent companies the more those companies pay you. It’s basic investing

>> No.53768430

>>53767798
Send link plz, I've not joined in years.
>>53768274
It's Cathie, I.E. Your boss.


So "The Street" is currently shilling Shopping Malls (MAC). Anyone have any reason to believe that niggers will stop ruining the in-person shopping experience in the next decade?

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Reminder that if you truly plan to buy and hold something forever it needs to be an index fund.
Pic related.

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>>53768325
Damn that's impressive. I must say, they are very good at their job.

>> No.53768446

You know most of the time I could care less what those fucks in congress do. However a few things have benefited me that they've done recently. Covid saw them give out free money. They've also jacked the RMD rules for 401k plans. You can let that money grow till your 75 now if you don't need it. So you know sometimes those fucks do end up doing something that directly works for you.

>> No.53768461

>>53768431
yeah that's why i recommended it, the automatic re-balancing is perfect for retail

>> No.53768465

>>53768048
First thing tomorrow morning. Now sit down, and let me tell you about the bunnies.

>> No.53768467

>>53768430
The Street is Cramer's personal website/magazine shit right?
Zero chance that does well.

>> No.53768484

>>53768366
I actively trade/invest in crypto and move some post tax profits over to stocks to act like a responsible boomer.

>>53768378
>>53768393
>>53768398
Why is this better than BRK though?

I was looking at dividend aristocrats before, but if the goal is to hold for decades and I don’t need the cash flow then I don’t see why taking a tax hit on all of the dividends before reinvesting is better than just holding an etf or stock like brk

>> No.53768493

>>53768467
I figured I'd be buying someone's bags, but I thought
>nah, they wouldn't just shill obviously bad shit, they have a website to uphold.
I don't know how many white's only towns are left, but between the beaners and the blm and the "flashmob loot," the last fucking place I want to be is a mall. You can hardly go to Walmart without getting shot by an angry nigger.

>> No.53768502

>>53768484
Sometimes I forget people don’t use Roth IRAs. I guess the 250k in cash should have tipped me off.

>> No.53768511

>>53768431
Is Intcel next?

>> No.53768512
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>>53768330
What cash flows are unusual right now?

>> No.53768527

>>53768511
Probably not with all of their foundries under construction

>> No.53768529
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>>53768400
>Yes good goy, hold those "excellent companies" while the economy turns to shit. Be a good little bagholder and maybe some "growth" will trickle down all over your face.

>> No.53768534

>>53768493
Hell anymore some WMT's are so fucking big they may as well be malls. I hate going anymore. Can't hardly find anything unless it's some big time thing. Coke products you bet. Packing tape for boxes? Uh that's a bit harder. You get the point.

>> No.53768538

>>53768484
why do YOU think berkshire is better? i'm not going to spend time explaining things to you unless you pay me $300/hr

>> No.53768547

>>53768431
It's almost like S&P is used to fund pump & dump and market infiltration schemes, and the only way to buy anything is to ignore everyone else's opinion.

>> No.53768555

>>53768547
I don't usually call people schizos, but this is insanely schizo.

>> No.53768556

>>53768529
Coca Cola does fine in a shit economy.

>> No.53768566

>>53768431
Yes, it took me too long to appreciate that. When broad market index funds fall in value, you can always recover by simply waiting longer. It's not necessarily easy, but it's straightforward and requires no action or awareness on your part. It's not so simple with individual stocks.

>> No.53768571

S&P more like poop and pee.

>> No.53768575

>>53768534
And they've moved into "walmart neighborhood" which, tell me if I'm wrong, completely destroys their price point advantage?
I've been finding alot of stuff cheaper at ALDI recently, routinely. Walmart is only really useful in that it has a bakery, a huge freezer selection, and I can buy lots of glue to sniff at 3am. If I don't want bread, I'm going exclusively to ALDi.

>> No.53768583

>>53768555
>oy vey, they noticed
Standard and Poor is owned by a publicly traded company.
For what unhealthy reason would I ever belive they don't have a skewed view to their ownership's intents?
It was McGraw Hill last time I looked.

>> No.53768587 [DELETED] 

I love niggers with dangling penises

>> No.53768602

>>53768583
Oh, of course, Apollo.

>> No.53768625
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>>53768566
this is really difficult for me because I came of age in the dot-com boom and I still have this romantic dream of being a day trader like some of you guys

and then I remember that I can't do that because I'm fucking retarded and I'd just waste all my money so I have to sit around doing nothing with my boring income ETFs

>> No.53768639
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>>53768335
$jepi will net you 25k cash without dividend reinvestment end of the year, use that to purchase $voo the lowest fee shit and piss 500 etf hold 30 years if you assume to live that much longer.
>fuck taxes and fees just take them with a grin

>> No.53768642

>>53768512
All I know is that the company is probably losing a lot of money tied to the derivatives I've listed
Makes sense since these fields have had some crazy times recently:
Insane freight spike, taking out a loan to buy pizza(???), usd=eur=chf parity, Japan interfering with forex markets without raising interest rates,...
I'm assuming a lot of things happened that were unlikely according to the risk models but honestly I feel like a peasant here or nobody knows what's going on and people just react and wing it

>> No.53768656

>>53768642
>taking out a loan to buy pizza(???)
Does your company own any pedophile islands? Asking for a friend

>> No.53768668

Whew, that comment about S&P being pump and dump and market infiltration really rustled some jimmies. Lost ability to connect for like 5 minutes.

>>53768602
Whoops, Apollo just sold to Platinum Equity, Tom Gores, California.
So whatever Mr. Gores considers valuable, the rest of us will get to know, from S&P.
>Gores was born in Nazareth, Israel on July 31, 1964.
With jews, you get some news!

>> No.53768680
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How could retail do this to the market?

>> No.53768681

>>53768538
I don’t think BRK is better necessarily. I guess the question is why does investing in say the vanguard sp etf make more sense then a stock like BRK when vanguard is a passive fund with an expense ratio and pays out dividends. After fees and taxes I make less than the overall market. BRK on the other hand is actively managed and doesn’t pay a dividend (usually). Allows for most tax efficient compounding and I have a chance to outperform the market (a pretty good chance since they’ve consistently outperformed). BRK’s underlying businesses are heavily diversified as well so there’s good long term protection. I guess the main outstanding question is whether BRK’s price is reasonable.

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53768686

I love you guys. Let's all get naked. Haha you know because we're all silly like that

>> No.53768703

>>53768680
someone published data I think from goldman sachs the other day saying retail was 5.6% of the 0dte or something like that

>> No.53768705

>>53768656
Lol maybe the top guys with their 8 figure bonus do but goldman itself doesn't own much real estate relatively speaking

>> No.53768732

>>53768703
The whole "Retail being liquidity" or "retail buying options" thing is wrong. Retail doesn't do shit.

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>>53768680
definitely not a downtrend

>> No.53768745

>>53768639
Will take a look

>> No.53768756

>>53768680
Based.

>> No.53768771

>>53768680
why do people make graphs like this, slightly different shades of the same color, they just want to piss people off?

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>>53768625
I know what you mean, anon. It's frustrating. The best we can do (responsibly) is to have a small fun portfolio.

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>>53768732
Kek right. People are in here circlejerking about how Goldman Sachs and JPM wake up every morning eager to specifically fuck over retail. Institutions fuck over each other, whether retail wins or loses is incidental. SPY didn't dump because you bought calls.

>> No.53768824

>>53767691
Based toonami chad

>> No.53768830

>>53768239
>Cathie calling out Munget
L M F A O

>> No.53768834

Movie night more like poopy night.

>> No.53768845
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>>53768821
>SPY didn't dump because you bought calls
SPY dumped because I bought calls.
SPY also shit upwards because I bought puts.

>> No.53768852

>>53768703
Way worse than that. Last week it was 50% of all options were 0TD and expiring in less than a fucking week

>> No.53768863

>>53768680
This has to collapse eventually. Has it ever been this bad?

>> No.53768871

I wish I had more people to drink with
why cant japanese salary men life style be normal in the west

>> No.53768875

I find learning how the economy works to be more interesting then seeking personal enrichment. when do you think the market will stop caring about the fed?
side note: i need an AI for these captcha's i'm gettin filtered today.

>> No.53768881
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>>53768431
Every single person in /smg/ trying to be a day trader will eventually lose most of their money.

IN EVERY TRADE, there is a winner and a loser. You have information. They have information. You have to be certain you know more. And most of the time you do not. Theres a reason why retail is considered stupid. But guess what, even if you are right, Wall Street still takes their cut.

Bogle-chads will always win in the end because you buy the entire market. Every active manager, day trader, hedge fund, bank etc. trades to discover prices and build the index. And bogle-chads buy it for 0.03 Bepis. Eventually the best stocks will rise and make most of the index, like Fang names. You don't have to time it, you don't have to chase hot sectors. Pic related.

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>>53768040
>What a sucky way to spend the last years of life.
Yea and he made all of those shitty movies at the end of his career too. Sad.

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>>53768875
forgot my pic

>> No.53768908

>>53768883
>Yea and he made all of those shitty movies at the end of his career too. Sad.
More like based as fuck. Imagine hearing you only have a few more years on gravy train left and NOT doing what he did. Wouldn't you be grateful if he was your father, that he thinks it's worth it to destroy his legacy so you can have millions?

>> No.53768911

>>53767901
His fat is what gives him strength. If you gave this man a salad, his fingers would wither and fall off his hands like dry leaves in the crisp autumnal wind.

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How does this effect safechungus?2...https://vocaroo.com/14Z7Xd5efqvk

>> No.53768927

>>53767851
Gee I wonder who's gonna win, retail or institutions.

>> No.53768942

>>53768908
No. Its embarrassing and I would stop my ill father from doing something like that.

>> No.53768944

>>53768686
Save money on colon cancer screenings by coming to /smg/. We'll give a thorough examination for free.

>> No.53768947

Covid ruined people. Everyone is out there fighting iver trying to time the market when they have a chance to lock in 5% gains without worry.

>> No.53768952

>>53768927
retail rarely wins

>> No.53768956

>>53768681
brk has not outperformed

>> No.53768964

>>53768863
I think there's something like $4 quadrillion dollars of trade volume of derivatives traded each year

>> No.53768970
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>>53768881
thanks, now I feel even worse
I'm stupid
I'm a nobody
if I try to do anything or chase my dreams I'll only make things worse
all I can do is sit there long the market for a few decades
that's the best I can ever do
I'll never make a killing
I'll never be rich
nobody will ever be impressed with me
it'll never change

>> No.53768971
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>>53768908
You know, the fact that you asked me that while I was revisiting one of the all time greatest opening tracking shots only confirms that for me.

https://youtu.be/luui7KGzciY

>> No.53768979
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>>53768824
>Rewatchin S1 for nostalgia
>Ep. 1: Introduce characters, show Yumi in her underwear
>Ep. 2: Immediately escalates to foiling nuclear terrorism
based early 2000's French screenwriters

>> No.53768980

>>53768824
Moogazi or whatever it was called is not toonami and is not based

>> No.53768982

>>53768881
>failed to beat an imaginary holding with zero requirement to actually rebalance, and whose value is based on the trades of the people being claimed to fail.
Ehh, nobody really gives a shit about beating indexes, unless you don't understand what you should be doing.

>> No.53768995

Would someone post the link to the movie, please?

>> No.53768996

>>53768952
I know that was sarcasm, the fact that people are investing 1.5 billion a day this past month (an all time high) with the savings rate inching towards an all time low, along with inflation continuing makes me think we're going to see SPY possibly lower than Octobers bottom within the next 2-4 months, unless the economy completely turns around and people get laid off en masse or something similar.

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>>53768980
u wanna say that to my face bruv

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>>53768970

>> No.53769088

>>53768979
god damn you can land a plane on that forehead

>> No.53769104

>>53768971
Looks great, thanks. Dling now.
>wife out of town
>comfy Bruce Willis banger in the queue
>edibles on the stove
Gonna be a good Sunday

>> No.53769132

>>53769000
Yeah
Toonami died with the original tom

>> No.53769141

>>53769055
thank you, anon

>> No.53769165

>>53768995
Starts at 11, link posted here then

>> No.53769167

>>53768980
Fuck you're right, thats an old memory

>> No.53769171
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53769171

Day 10 of building a billion dollar company in under five years. Currently getting fucked by equipment failures. I've spent the last two days trying to repair manufacturing equipment instead of actually building prototypes as planned. I ordered rushed delivery replacement parts and hopefully I can get it running tomorrow.

>>53760259

>> No.53769202

>>53769171
what going wrong?

>> No.53769209

>>53769171
ser just buy soxl

>> No.53769216

>>53769055
Why am I suddenly seeing these little girl anime characters spammed everywhere? Is this some kind of stealth marketing campaign? Am I in an ARG?

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>>53769171
I don't know what your product is but I'm here to buy you out.

>> No.53769227
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>>53769216
anime is important for stock trading

>> No.53769231

>>53769227
I'm 100% aware of that, I've dabbled in making anime girl stock shill images myself over the years
But why did these little girls suddenly show up?

>> No.53769234

Buffet got lucky. Yes the dude did good no question. But he got lucky and he also had at his disposal a shat pot of money to roll with to. Several things worked in his favor; no internet, a market crash (1980's), having a shat pot of money, and the flop of coke's "New Coke" product on top of it all. First the market crash took down KO's stock. Then the failure of New Coke also that same time took the stock down even more. Enter Buffet with his wad of money (1 million dollars, I think). Thanks to no internet back then (no information coming at you lighting quick thus no way for it to impact stock prices at the blink of an eye) he was able to swoop in and get a shat pot of KO stock cheap as hell. Next he merely waited for time, stock splits, and divvy hikes to do the rest. (Last time he bought shares was in the early 90s).

>> No.53769239

>>53769216
>suddenly
where the fuck do u think u are

>> No.53769243

>>53769239
I'm not talking about anime girls in general, I mean THOSE specific girls. I'm seeing them everywhere suddenly
And by "suddenly" I kind of mean the past few weeks

>> No.53769251
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13 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is White Noise (2022), I'm still thinkin bout that train crash. I hope nobunny notices I've never acually read Delillo

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>>53769132
oh yeah well by my (objectively correct) taste and rose-tinted glasses of childhood nostalgia you are wrong

>>53769171
What equipment? Are you 3D printing or did you actually order giant mechanical / electrical fab tools?

>> No.53769263

>>53769234
The dude pulls in 900 million a year from the KO divvy alone now. Nice return on that startup 1 million isn't it? (Actually more due to the recent 61st divvy hike that just happened)

>> No.53769286

>>53768119
>NVDA hardware is simply useful for generative AI processing
Any time I hear things like this, I lean toward shorting

>> No.53769288

>>53768881
I know this but how do I handle my dopamine being fried from making 5 figures multiple times

>> No.53769289

>>53769171
>a billion dollar company
It's much easier to register a corporation with 1 billion shares outstanding, and then sell one to me for $1

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>>53768982
anon....they are charging people money to "manage" their money, and they cant beat SPY or VTI........... thats sad. The profession of managing a stock portfolio cant even beat "the average". these people spend billions of dollars, develop complex models, do thousands of hours of research. is that normal and good to you?

>> No.53769299

>>53768189
>NVDA basically has no competition though. If you want high-end GPUs, AI chips, ray tracing, upscaling, etc. you buy NVDA
Kinda wrong. AMD bought Radeon who was Nvidia's competitor for 20 years. And they haven't stopped. I guess Lisa Su is a bit behind the curve, but... counting them out? No

>> No.53769319

>there are people ITT that dont write options on margin
stay poor

>> No.53769329
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>>53769292
b-b-but they're managing risk! see guys look we at berkshire only lost 6% instaed of the s&p 500 losing 18%

please ignore the past 10 years of 50+% cumulative underperformance!!!!!!

>> No.53769330

>>53768830
Holy shit she is so arrogant. Dude is literally 93 years old with 73 years of stock market experience.

Where the fuck was she during the dotcom era? We never hear about that do we? I just thought about that yesterday; where are her millions? Reinvested and destroyed.

>> No.53769338

>>53768871
Getting there; don't wish for that. Until then, join Cytube.

>> No.53769339
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53769339

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is White Noise (2022)!

>> No.53769351

>>53769330
Its gotten to the point where people short stocks she buys instantly.
Like I'm the biggest SKYT fan but if I see her buy then I know that its going to be shorted to death and I'll be forced to sell.

>> No.53769362

>>53769171
How did you procure that much equipment without hiring us first? What the fuck are you doing? Building an SCP factory? Wait. Tell us about it

>> No.53769369

>>53769234
>Buffet got lucky.
No, he just started at 14 and never stopped investing during the entire golden bull run of the 20th century. And now he dies.

RIP Munger. I think they're in competition

>> No.53769373

>>53769351
But if you get in early enough and take profits off the table at some point, you don't really care what shorts are doing.
They often aggressively short companies to accumulate shares themselves.

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>>53767818
damn

>> No.53769382

>>53769369
>>53769234
I'm just waiting for them to die so the market can stop talking about them and manipulating prices by following

>> No.53769393

>>53768360
what the hell is going on?

>> No.53769399
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53769399

I don't care if AMD loses competition. I only care that INTC dies.

>> No.53769406

hearing that markets will close if carter dies is thus true

>> No.53769416

>>53769406
why would the markets care if aaron carter dies

>> No.53769423

>>53769416
no jimmy the president

>> No.53769436
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>muh market closed
futures are open on Monday so I don't care

>> No.53769447

>>53769406
probably not it closed when Abraham Lincoln was assassinated, 9/11, and during circuit breakers

>> No.53769449

>>53767655
Lol

>> No.53769454

>>53769406
Probably. They closed when George H. W. Bush died.

>> No.53769463

>>53769406
Jimmy Carter? Why? Did it close when Bush sr. died?

>> No.53769469

>>53769454
>>53769447
nvm didn't know that, thanks

>> No.53769491

Reading about Buffet's early years on Wekipedia. Dude bought 40 acres of land for 1200 when he was still a kid (14). Granted this was back in the 1950s. Still. Fuck.

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>> No.53769518

>>53768639
thanks.

>> No.53769567

>>53769369
>>Buffet got lucky.
>No, he just got lucky
What's the point of being a contrarian faggot?

>> No.53769597

>>53769515
remind me again why sbf is still walking scott free?

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>>53769597

>> No.53769628

>>53769597
Stealing money from Tom Brady was determined to be a non-offense

>> No.53769637

>>53769609
kek did ye get assassinated? haven't heard from him in a long time.

>> No.53769671

>>53769637
He's laying low

>> No.53769680

>>53769597
2nd top donor to Democrats?

>> No.53769702
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>>53769243
I haven't kept track of that case, but usually it's similar to how a specific stock gets posted. Somebody watches it, then posts screenshots or gifs, then other people get into it and repost, and this continues until the market reaches saturation. The process is affected by seasonality, which is quarterly for anime, like quarterly earnings, but there's also perennial classics. Good fundamentals promote steady long term performance.

>> No.53769703

>best play is up +100% YTD
>only put 7K into it
>rest of portfolio up only +10%
i keep thinking if i had more balls i wouldnt be a wagie anymore

>> No.53769708

>>53769597
because he paid his dues

>> No.53769723

>>53769597
Government funded poison pill for crypto. Simple as. Im just glad I never really got into that space.

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>>53769703
Count your blessings, not just your money.

>> No.53769793

>>53769703
Dont. If you ever think youve left money on the table, youre going ratchet up your risk and get badly burned one day
There is always another opportunity

>> No.53769794

>>53769597
he isn't he's basically under house arrest until the trial happens

>> No.53769807

>>53769703
yea just grow some balls and all in bitcoin

>> No.53769821

>>53769807
Awful.
>not going 110.2% cash on margin via a personal line of credit to trade deep OTM 0dte SPY calls
ngmi

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53769848

I bought BOIL at $5 and im selling at $15. Natural gas is so devalued its true value is around $4

>> No.53769949

>>53767691
Imagine her digital asshole, fucking hot!

>> No.53769999

>>53769821
>not going Ω% cash by joining the fed and making the market move by sneezing

>> No.53770004

Stop closing the markets on Monday you fucking fat fucks Jesus Christ I’m going to be so fucking bored

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>>53770004
Do a happening!

>> No.53770041
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>>53769999

>> No.53770063

>Bank of America and JPMorgan Chase report delinquencies skyrocketing

Oh boy I cannot wait to see these bubbles popping soon kek

>> No.53770071

Why Do The Birds Stop Chirping.

VVIX.

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>>53770071

>> No.53770148
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Had to leave movie night. The chat was getting too schizo and weird. I feel like I'm on a list from just being there.
Shame. Used to watch it with you guys all the time but its gotten too much.
You guys need to learn how to shut the fuck up and watch a movie (a bad one, but still).

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>>53769377
holy fuck it's real, also checked

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>>53769597
you know why

>> No.53770247
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ARE YOU READY FOR
>CRAB MODE
NEXT WEEK?

https://youtu.be/4bfrTHAlkz0

crab
>crab
crab
>crab
crab
>crab
crab
>crab

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How you boys doing, been a minute since I've been here.

>> No.53770321

>>53769567
You fuckin dickhead, I'm expounding upon the point

>> No.53770631

>>53770321
he literally invested at the beginning of US economic boom this boomer got obviously lucky
hope he is still alive after the US bust so this spastic sees all his wealth gone before he's under the earth.

>> No.53770928

>>53767912
>Human resource manager
Most useless job always filled by a woman, lmao

>> No.53770979
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Is investing in an index fund the smartest thing to do? Is it even possible to consistently beat the market? Am I wasting my time thinking about individual stocks?

>> No.53770984

>>53767912
These people were generated by AI, you guys are buying stock for a company that doesn't exist

>> No.53771012

>>53770979
yes. no. yes. see pic>>53768881
most stocks dont give good returns. if you know something about a stock, other people may as well and that sentiment/expectation may already be factored into prices

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>>53771012
>always invert /smg/
thanks for the great advice anon

>> No.53771288

>>53770979
>Is investing in an index fund the smartest thing to do?
Yes.
>Is it even possible to consistently beat the market?
Yes. Will you? Unlikely.
>Am I wasting my time thinking about individual stocks?
Only you can decide that.

>> No.53771338
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Short MRNA

>> No.53771516

Bullish for AMZN?

https://www.theverge.com/2023/2/17/23604485/amazon-return-to-office-three-days-a-week

>> No.53771521

Oops forgot to add the other link

https://www.foxbusiness.com/technology/robert-duvall-joins-protests-amazon-data-center

>> No.53771538
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Is CFA even worth it? I plan on doing it at my last year of engineering but as its a certification I feel too many jeets will have it, thus driving its worth down.

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>>53771516
Will AMZN spin off AWS? it not very related to there retail side?

>> No.53771545

>>53770979
>Is it even possible to consistently beat the market?
Yes but not by a significant amount. You may beat it huge every once in a while but pulling this off year after year after year for a decade and more is very difficult. In order to beat it consistently you have to carefully manage your risk and in so doing limit your upside to some degree. That's why the mean return is so hard to beat every time. But you don't need to beat it big. I do think individual stocks are too unpredictable and too high risk. Swinging indexes with leverage is just easier.

>> No.53771556

>look at what stocks will have earnings in a week
>buy pieces of those stocks because they are likely to go up short term due to earning gambling addicts wanting to gamble on them
>close position before close at a profit and do not gamble on earnings itself, just the momentum from the gamblers
Is this a good tactic or am I missing something?

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>>53771556
That is how to correctly trade earnings, yes. Easy? No. Still, it's higher percentage if you ride the momentum before the earnings release and get the hell out before it hits. Holding through earnings is just asking to be beheemed and beclowned. lmao they beat but the guidance wasn't as good as expected lol -20%.

>> No.53771635

>>53771545
I think combining index investing with leverage is an really interesting approach. On the one hand you don't like risk so you pick an index on the other hand you want the possibility to lose everything.
Maybe the actual question is about how much risk one can take.

>> No.53771642
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>Set up a client funds account with Shekelbank
>Create app
>Get master card agreement
>Skim all interest on client funds as well as card fees on spend
>Use 1% of profits to buy "carbon credit"
>Tell s(0)ys that they're doing a good good for the environment
>???
>Profit

Lol, lmao.

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>>53771635
it works

>> No.53771671

>>53771635
It's not about disliking risk, it's about tolerance of risk within your trading strategy. Different strategies can get away with more or less risk depending on how they work.

>> No.53771678

>>53767672
i forget about these other fuckers

>> No.53771705

>>53770148
i tried setting up a movie night for /ck/ but i can't even explain how easy it used to be (sorta) and just how difficult it is today after Zoom became a thing suddenly.

>> No.53772413

>>53770148
i genuinely hate you

>> No.53772583

>>53772413
Why?

>> No.53772727

>>53767888
I believe this.

>> No.53772732

>>53771642
There was an episode of king of the hill that did exactly that

>> No.53773733
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>pre-futures

>> No.53773800

>>53771545
>buy SSO, beat market by 2x
heh, nothing personnell

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>>53773733
>pasts

>> No.53774635

>>53772413
What? Why?

>> No.53774653

>there are two /smg/ threads because someone baked early

>>53759700

>> No.53774729

Kek Baggies

>> No.53774819

>>53768556
40% of KO's revenue comes from food stamps: https://twitter.com/calleymeans/status/1608618928561074177

And guess what's happening to them this quarter?

>> No.53774828

>>53774819
Why are they cutting stamps in a recession?

>> No.53774837

>>53774828
They just ain't extending the pandemic boost. Easier to ignore some shit sunsetting than to pass than a cut.

>> No.53774912

the chart tells me its gonna be mr bobo time soon

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>>53774912

line goes where??

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Y'all best load up on TLT LEAPS or TMF. Economist cover sent out the buy signal: https://twitter.com/donnelly_brent/status/1626318423591469064/

>> No.53775132

Inverse /smg/
Inverse WSB

If they take opposite positions on the same stock, the stock is impossible to predict

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>Feinseth increased his price target for Meta to $285 from $260 and reiterated a buy rating as he believes it can outperform rivals due to its massive user base and the ability to generate significantly higher returns for advertisers.

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>subscription for dead services
>literally trying to copy 4chan cuck passes
metachads its over..

>> No.53775372

>>53775353
i am fucking shocked that after $80 billion that its just a shittier version of vrchat

>> No.53775374

>>53775353
>Elon does this
>news tells NPCs to be outraged
>Meta does this
>silence

>> No.53775450

>>53775353
Meta gets to verify the personal information of some of its users. Very useful for advertising. But it wants those users to pay for it?
I guess the user's willingness to pay the subscription fee is also a useful piece of data for advertising purposes. It shows they have extra money and are especially interested in Meta's social media sites.

>> No.53775555

Shibby dibbity bitcoinidy dumpity tuesdaity gaity dumpy wumpy lumpy

>>53767663
Gonna wait for the big dump and then buy not skyt.

>> No.53775556

>>53775372
R&D is mostly a waste of money. One person with true passion can be worth as much as a billion dollars of coasting SW devs at any fully mature tech company.

>> No.53775578

>>53775353
What's funniest to me is that the tech economy is going to shit but zucc's got 500 million ready to spend on democrats in the 2024 elections. This guy is literally going to zero lmao.

>> No.53775641

>>53775556
how to get my passion back?
>t. coasting SWE

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It’s over

>> No.53775756

>>53775555
>nice quads
You won't get a dump on SKYT
You already had one and we told you to buy then.

>> No.53775817

I feel like the financial incentives around investing in startups are so ass backwards, it’s like seed funding groups will throw increasing amounts of money at startups to develop their narrative, and then just let them slowly bleed until they realize the actual financial capacity for operationally executing their narrative is like massively massively under what they predicted in the first place, and to nobodies suprise they make like a couple million dollars a year on a multi billion market company

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>>53775756
>WE TOLD YOU TO BUY
Don't flatter yourself loser, your trash stock is as forgettable as all the other trash stocks that have been shilled here like mutant salmon.

>> No.53775834

>>53775831
Cope

>> No.53775838

>>53775817
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3_41Whvr1I

>> No.53775858

>>53775831
Also lol using Robinhood. Poorfag haha

>> No.53775870

>>53775817
VC portfolios are a bunch of losers, a bunch of nothingburgers and a few big winners. When interest rates were zero there was a ton of saved money that needed to go somewhere, so it wasn't unreasonable to invest it in startups.

>> No.53775892

>>53775831
>government contracts
>beating earnings
You must be a tard if you think it's a trash stock

>> No.53775900

>>53775838
I used to really dislike Buffett for stuff like this, but the older I get the more I like the him. He found a system that made logical sense, didn’t deviate and stuck with it, he created a whole method of valuing securities that really gives you an edge. I think most of the reason I don’t like him these days isn’t actually related to his thoughts, but what other people have done with his concepts such as quant firms that I feel isn’t taking into account the full mechanisms of the market.

Long winded thank you for the video anon, I liked it.

>> No.53775912

>>53775892
It’s literally a midwit filter stock. It’s incredible.
It pisses off midwits so much it’s honestly shocking. I’ve never seen such a hostile reaction to one of the obvious fucken investments of 2023.

>> No.53775984

Online bank account yields are pretty good right now, so I was thinking of parking most of my cash in one at 4%+. Although this is a safe "bet", I'm wondering - with access to brokerages - if I even need a "bank" account to do something like this?

Why not just a money market or other type of cash-like security? Do any Anons have suggestions for cash-like security or money market fund that yields 4%+?

I'm not looking to invest right now, I just want my money to do "something" while I do my research.

>> No.53776043

>>53775984
>Why not just a money market or other type of cash-like security? Do any Anons have suggestions for cash-like security or money market fund that yields 4%+?
Vanguard, Fidelity, Schwab all have money market funds that pay out more than most savings accounts. And that's just shy of short term T-bills, which you should also be able to access through your brokerage.

>> No.53776059

>>53775984
What >>53776043 said. There's also BIL, an ETF that invests in Treasury bills. SEC yield is currently 4.17%.

>> No.53776252

>>53775984
If you live somewhere with state income taxes, t-bills are unbeatable. You'd likely need around 5.4% in a savings account, money market, or CD to match the post-tax returns that 5% treasuries give.

>> No.53776434

>>53775912
I don't think people are angry at the stock or taking a short position, I think people are angry the same two people posting about it won't shut the fuck up. Also typically the best tickers that get shilled here aren't the loudest, but an anon who posts once or twice about it, then comes back in X months to gloat he was right.

>> No.53776465

>>53776434
>I think people are angry the same two people posting about it won't shut the fuck up
Yes - also, the DOLE fag.

>> No.53776478

>>53776434
>>53776465
Not my problem.
Buy SKYT and DOLE.