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53765267 No.53765267 [Reply] [Original]

To the tune of: https://youtu.be/g5JT1pB-c4w

Hello, Dfinity
I was thinkin' about you
So I wrote this song
I'd like to dedicate this
To the bags I have obtained
From you to me
So please sit back
And enjoy

Ay yo Dom, come over here and lemme drop it on ya
Try to dump my bag on ya, then I never knew ya
'Cuz you're Hitler and ya know ya can't hide that
So what ya beat ya employees with a metal bat?
Oh, it doesn't matter that you sold at 3 cents
'Cuz of VCs now I can't pay my rent
Dom, I admit it, I'm quick to ape in, hey
But that's okay 'cuz, Dom, I'm Violent J (Curve)
And I'm a Chinese Moon Man Juggalo
And you're nothin' but a Britbong CEO
But I love you and I hope you realize that
I don't care about the VC scamming rats
Smoke a nice blunt, post on the 'chan through the night
And my pee jugs get sold to the alt-right
And I stick my bags right in a neuron
I like a VC scam, the kind that make ya look at urine!

Dom, you scamming CEO
Lemme sell my pee jugs, tho
Dom, you're super fuckin' gay
I wanna refund anyway
Dom, you scamming CEO
Lemme sell my pee jugs, tho
Dom, you're super fuckin' gay
*coughing*

I guess you want me to lock it up for 8 years
But I'm busy dumpin' on 4chan baggie queers
All I wanna do is larp as a conning Moon Manny
'Cuz I'm a soulless scamming evil Chinese tranny
SOL just rugged, my sweet little chud
I guess it wasn't FTX, makin' all that fud
Lookin at the chart, it's at 4 bucks
Time to shill some NFTs to my beta cucks
I'll catch a plane and take it back to Hong Kong
I'll make you some duck dong, I hope you didn't long
Baggies always front like they understand the tech
But then they always screamin' banshees when they gettin' wrecked
I praise chairman Mao, my neuron just got emptied now
All I'm tryna do is make a killer kung pao
So we can go rug this stupid ass coin
Now come and kick my groin
'Cuz I love you

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>>53765267
Thank you for the song