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i lost all my money because of /biz/

>> No.53760883

You short GME before the sneeze?

>> No.53760890

No, you lost your money because you're an idiot who takes financial advice from desperate burger flippers.

>> No.53760899

>>53760853
You lost all your money because you're degenerate.

>> No.53762050

>>53760853
Why are you boiling a pizza? Are you actually fucking stupid?

>> No.53762060

>>53760853
The first thing to do is own up to your mistakes

>> No.53762084

>>53762050
>see picture of pizza being boiled attached to a post on an anonymous message board
>immediately assume the poster himself is currently in the process of boiling said pizza in real life and just so happened to take a picture of this to attach to his unrelated post
why are you people like this?

>> No.53762561

>>53760853
If I give you advice on how to fly a plane.
And you get into a plane, fly it and crash.
Who is dying in the crash again?
Is it me because I gave you the advice or you because you flew the plane?
I am confused about that.

>> No.53762573

>>53762084
all the photos I post are my own, it is dishonest to post photos which are not yours

>> No.53762603

>>53762084
don't post the pic if you don't want people to comment on it
pretty simple, but apparently too profound a concept for this website

>> No.53762610

>>53762084
>t. pizza boiler

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>>53762603
who are you even talking to? did someone say not to comment on pictures? i just made fun of that retard for jumping to the same low iq conclusion a 7 year old would, not just for "commenting on a pic"
pic related this must be me because i posted it

>> No.53762715

>>53762050
Ask how I know you’re a virgin pizza baker and not a chad pizza boiler. Do it.

>> No.53762723

>>53762050
You've never had boiled pizza have you? It's amazing. I don't know if I'd do pepperoni though. Try it before talking shit.

>> No.53762780
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>>53760853
I get paid comfy 100$ of divvies per month, my ETF has been growing slow and steady and now Im up 50%. I hold some 1y bonds with a 5% yield and my emergency fund gets 2% interest aswell.
Im on a good way to reduce my work hours, my goal is only working 50%. this is what making it means to me.

you may now seethe at my slow and steady chad bogle strategy.

>> No.53763092

First time?

>> No.53763324

>>53762780
C-can i ask divvies sensei...how much you have invested to get those kind of divvies per month?

T-thanks

>> No.53763397

>>53762050
This is probably just some retarded /ck/ poster who threw his pizza in a pot for (you)'s

>> No.53763496

I boil my pizza all the time wtf is wrong with that?

>> No.53763510

>>53763496
>not par-boiling your pizza, then tripple deep fat frying it

ngmi

>> No.53763531

>>53763324
Thats practically nothing. He could flip burgers for 1 day and get the same.

>> No.53763939

People are meming but why can't you boil pizza?

>> No.53764066

>>53762084
I thought you where trying to make your last slice of pizza last by turning it into a soup.
You know because poor love soups

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>>53762573
This is my pepe, i own it

>> No.53764807

>>53763531
thats the thing anon, I dont have to wage for these 100$. I get them for free.

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>>53760853
boiled 'za master race reporting in

>> No.53764831

>>53764823
is that poe?

>> No.53764847

>>53764823
Based boiled pa enjoyer. All these anons think its odd to enjoy the occasional boiled pa but they don't know you're supposed to strain it of the excess water before serving. Guarantee these anons don't strain their pasta either

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>>53764066

>> No.53767091

>>53760853
Thanks, anon
You made me feel better about myself
Lol, your plight

>> No.53767523

>>53762603
Posting an interesting pic makes you more likely to get a (you), but if it's too interesting, that's all people will talk about.

>> No.53767536

>>53760853

I'm watching Gargoyles right now.

>> No.53768126

>>53760853
I made all my money because of biz.

Now I live out of country and don't claim a dime, living on minimum wage as cash daily because material goods mean nothing.

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53768174

Did you buy when line was green instead of red?

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>>53760853
Biz launched jannybonk

>> No.53770153

>>53762050
It is only slice of pizza, not full pizza.