/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53752567]

fryday

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53751149

[Anonymous No.53752581]

kek gas baggies

[Anonymous No.53752582]

S&P YEAH YEAH IS THEEEE POOP & PEE YEAH YEAH FOR YOU AND ME-EE-EE-EE-EE-EEEE

[Anonymous No.53752590]

>KOLD kall klan stronger by the day
>DXY rising again
No wonder Scoopsy started pretending he's white.

[Anonymous No.53752591]

What is the likelihood that we go back up next week? I don't want another year of crabbing downwards...

[Anonymous No.53752592]

>spx keeps bouncing off of 4050
just get it over with and dump you piece of shit

[Anonymous No.53752594]

>>53752567
If the crash happens and America fails, this will be all gone. No little bit of chicken fried, no cold beer on a Saturday night, no radio on. That’s the future bobos want for us.

[Anonymous No.53752600]

>>53751795
Reimu is a white woman, not a bug eyed gook
She is reserved for Marisa's fat futa cock.

I will cave your skull in with a brick if you post this image again.

[Anonymous No.53752606]

Pineapples are yellow
Bananas are yellow
Classic Lego mini figures are yellow
Do with this info what you will

[Anonymous No.53752614]

>>53752591
Bear market. gonna go up like 0.5% and then dump, then up 1%, and dumb much more untill about 35% of ATH and then bull

[Anonymous No.53752615]

>>53752592

>>53752487

>he didn't read the script

[Anonymous No.53752616]

>>53752594
>No little bit of chicken fried, no cold beer on a Saturday night, no radio on
Good.
>>53752591
>Thinking we won't crab downward for a decade
Anon...

[Anonymous No.53752617]

cant believe TSLA is STILL above 200

[Anonymous No.53752621]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.53752623]

>>53752606
Bananas are green, yellow, brown, black and then green or white

[Anonymous No.53752632]

We dumping or pumping?

[Anonymous No.53752633]

>>53752621
kek boilies

[Anonymous No.53752637]

>>53752621
>Nat gas: -6.66%

[Anonymous No.53752639]

Careful of people shilling BOIL. it stands for BAD oil. the oil that is past its expiration date.
thats why the price only goes down

[Anonymous No.53752644]

>>53752567
I found an online crypto based game where you can increase your initial investment by 81,820%
>odds of winning are 1 in 1024

[Anonymous No.53752648]

>>53752591
>>53752592
>>53752582
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsvfptdFXf4
Time to do some business.

[Anonymous No.53752649]

I only use the dow

[Anonymous No.53752650]

>>53752623
>bananas brown/black
Move out of the hood fren.

[Anonymous No.53752660]

>>53752517
It's finally happening. Goyslop is winning the war. I myself am probably going to get some too today.

[Anonymous No.53752661]

>>53752639
Ah so that's why it'll soon be available at Dollar Tree.

[Anonymous No.53752664]

Covered call bros, we get to keep our shares AND the premium. Thanks for the free monies.

[Anonymous No.53752665]

Another nice day for tech bobos; selling my SOXS/WEBS for tendies

>>53752621
>>53752633
>>53752637

BOIL 5 dollah limit order filled. SNIFFIN them Braps.

[Anonymous No.53752666]

New omegle bars just dropped.
https://youtu.be/16xwgMHig-A

[Anonymous No.53752672]

Here’s a snapshot of the market

[Anonymous No.53752679]

>>53752672
Why is QYLD on there twice?

[Anonymous No.53752687]

according to my calendar the two more weeks end tomorrow so get ready for monday mumu

[Anonymous No.53752696]

Give DXY your power to break 104 again!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxw8xg1lpp4

[Anonymous No.53752699]

>>53752666
That man’s a pedophile. Omegle, The site where horny teens watch adult guys jerk off. And this dude makes ‘music’ for teens. Ya, okay. ThT guy has a a terabyte of the next generations tittles. Guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.53752700]

>>53752621
BOIL(ing) ALIVE, THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEEEEEEAL
Boil bros, just sell and end the pain, this won't get better.

[Anonymous No.53752705]

Serious responses only. Where is TSLA in 1 month

[Anonymous No.53752707]

>S&P has moved less than 1%
Come on, let's have some volatility...

[Anonymous No.53752711]

No dumpy dumpies, going to party at carnivals, wish me luck

[Anonymous No.53752715]

>>53752679
Becuase I thumbed it. And I’m too lazy to unthumb it.

[Anonymous No.53752718]

Im down $5400 all time. I never entered with too much to begin with. Most I made was GameStop ($8k total, transferred out of Robinhood).

This is a big hit to my pride. I would like to “break even” once and leave it all behind. If I entered with $20k, what is a solid, blue chip way to make 5k? I don’t care how long it takes

[Anonymous No.53752719]

FUCK YOU TESLA GO BACK UNDER 200 AGAIN AAAAAA WHY ARE YOU CRABBING SO HARD

[Anonymous No.53752722]

>>53752705
250 or 80

[Anonymous No.53752724]

>>53752567
There’s only 48 stars on the flag?

[Anonymous No.53752730]

>>53752711
Good luck! Eat the cotton candy, and don’t ride the zipper.

[Anonymous No.53752736]

Ayyyy Em Cee (network)

[Anonymous No.53752740]

>>53752724
Ohio and whichever other shithole that's polluted don't count anymore

[Anonymous No.53752748]

>>53752718
STNG

[Anonymous No.53752750]

You guys really only need SKYT and DOLE, I don’t know why you’re making this harder than it needs to be.

[Anonymous No.53752751]

NasSLURP am I right bros?

[Anonymous No.53752753]

anyone else excited for the 5 year crab?

[Anonymous No.53752756]

>>53752666
Wow.

[Anonymous No.53752759]

>>53752724
Pre-1959 flag?

[Anonymous No.53752761]

Goyslop is up!

[Anonymous No.53752762]

>>53752753

[Anonymous No.53752770]

>>53752748
>up 290% in a year
Yeah nah

[Anonymous No.53752771]

>>53752666
what a fucking pedo

[Anonymous No.53752774]

>>53752753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93lrosBEW-Q

[Anonymous No.53752776]

>>53752753
>>53752762

Yes anon. "Time in the Markets" fags BTFO. Timing the markets will beat inflation!

[Anonymous No.53752777]

>>53752699
Projection. He also does guerilla bars where he freestyles for strangers in public

[Anonymous No.53752789]

>>53752770
I got the same complaints when I recommended it back at 30 and 40 last year. Oil can crab sideways all year and this will still go up.

[Anonymous No.53752795]

>Hold SOXS
>Keep myself oriented by profits by looking at the SOXL chart exclusively

[Anonymous No.53752796]

>>53752740
>>53752724
Hawaii got annexed by DOLE.

[Anonymous No.53752802]

Hey one of my friends mentioned a stock called Red Wire. Looks like a PnD to me but I’m curious if anyone knows what’s going on.
I don’t suggest buying.

[Anonymous No.53752807]

>>53752777
Lmfao. What’s more plausible that some tween celebrity is abusing their fans or I’m projecting.
>Ezra miller

[Anonymous No.53752808]

>>53752753
>anyone else excited for the 5 year crab?
More time for me to acoomulate more sweet, comfy divvy shares

[Anonymous No.53752810]

>>53752771
cope

[Anonymous No.53752818]

>>53752759
Guess so

[Anonymous No.53752821]

>>53752796
DOLED.COM

[Anonymous No.53752825]

>>53752807
You are projecting.

[Anonymous No.53752830]

>>53752810
What he gotta cope with? Is this you harry? You sick freak. Stay away from my kids.

[Anonymous No.53752840]

>>53752753
I'm thinking more like a 20 year crab. Check out SPX from 1960-1980. We need a lot of time to digest 40 years of easy money.

[Anonymous No.53752853]

Zoomers universally think, and for good reason, that the most talented rapper of all time is this white jew. Huge defeat to the groids

[Anonymous No.53752856]

Anybody else feel like the bottom is gonna drop out next week?

3800 inc

[Anonymous No.53752857]

>>53752825
Oh? Are you the president of Harry’s fan club? My b. Didn’t realize you l supported pedophiles

[Anonymous No.53752861]

Retail won't capitulate! Kenneth Cordelle Griffin of Citadel Securities is fucked, fucked, fucked!

Eat shit and die, Rope and ledgie you stinky hedgies.

[Anonymous No.53752866]

AMCX +28

[Anonymous No.53752872]

>>53752853
For me, it's Booba.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Booba

[Anonymous No.53752878]

>>53752700
I bought more. You will seethe immeasurably when the next black swan sends BOIL to $140.

[Anonymous No.53752881]

>>53752830
Ok Faggot give me three challenging words

[Anonymous No.53752886]

What the fuck bros. Idk what to even do. Context for all of this: i’m married. This pajeeta at work has been hitting on me for weeks, and I’ve let it slide because it’s kind of cringe. We have an offsite meeting next week but we all got to the hotel a couple days early to party. We had some drinks, she got drunk, she got touchy feely on me, and we went up to our separate rooms. Well her and me are on the same floor. She knocks and says her shower is broken, so I let her use mine. She gets out of the shower in just a tank top and panties, hangs around and watches TV in my room, which makes my spidey senses tingle a bit but I let it go. She was saying the couch was at an uncomfortable angle to see the TV from so she came over to my chair and sat on my lap. This gave me a boner. I go take a shower myself and when I come out into my bedroom she’s kneeling on my bed fully nude with her ass in the air and her pussy on full display. I’m in the lobby now typing this on my phone and my adrenaline is still running. No one told me tech would be this stressful

My question for /smg/ is what Indian stocks does this mean I should invest in

[Anonymous No.53752893]

>>53752853
>most talented rapper of all time is this white jew
I DON'T THINK SO, TIM

[Anonymous No.53752899]

Where are the bulls from last week?
And where will they be in 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.53752906]

>>53752881
>Mentally
>I’ll
>faggot
Harry, what’s your portfolio looking like? What does a pedophile invest in?

[Anonymous No.53752911]

>>53752856
I have bet on it. That would be nice. I really need to replace my 20 year old car. The rust is taking over. Soon there will be more rust than car.
>>53752771
THEY ARE CLEARLY UNDER 25 YOU SICK FUCK

[Anonymous No.53752913]

If I see one more retard on twitter post about OpEx today I'm gonna lose it

[Anonymous No.53752915]

>>53752899
Still here, still slurping.

[Anonymous No.53752916]

>>53752886
Adani Enterprises

[Anonymous No.53752918]

the dip buying enthusiasm is fading

[Anonymous No.53752928]

>>53752886

I recommend investing in nasal irrigation to flush the parjeet garlic/curry BO smell out, and also a fresh change of clothes.

[Anonymous No.53752929]

>>53752893
>how to spot someone whose never seen H-mac rap off the dome

[Anonymous No.53752931]

>>53752886
Sorry to hear that bro. Stay strong, tech is hard work when you're not a diversity hire.
Anyway, you could ask her if she knows of any hot new trends over in jeetland that we could look into

[Anonymous No.53752940]

Time to buy SOXL?

[Anonymous No.53752944]

>>53752886
Does she fart around you. Would be a hot position to blow curry wind at you

[Anonymous No.53752949]

>>53752918
I was sure this was some sort of tranny progression video and she was going to turn into a man. Actually disappointed it wasn’t

[Anonymous No.53752952]

>>53752931
It’s the white man’s burden I bear

[Anonymous No.53752953]

pajeeta? i hardly know her

[Anonymous No.53752957]

>>53752940
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53752959]

>>53752929
Why would I when I can just listen to Paul's Boutique ad infinitum?
>>53752916
kek

[Anonymous No.53752960]

HAHHAHAHAHA holy fuck what happened to natural gas. Zerohedge OIL boomers are getting blown the fuck out

[Anonymous No.53752965]

>>53752918
That's a boy btw

[Anonymous No.53752970]

>>53752736
I went with one draftkings 20c instead of going with 5 amcx 22.5c
Risked 40$ for 130 when I should've risked 100 for 1800
Or 20 for 360
If it doesn't become clear how this is essentially gambling at the end of the day, you should definitely stick a cactus up your butt

[Anonymous No.53752974]

>>53752886
that was a man

[Anonymous No.53752978]

>>53752940
lol
wait until SOXS goes to 30 dollars then consider SOXL

[Anonymous No.53752983]

>>53752736
does this company make money from breaking bad and better call saul

[Anonymous No.53752985]

>>53752660
yum bros...

[Anonymous No.53752986]

Which gas stonk is getting btfo today

[Anonymous No.53752989]

>30 year bond yield is almost 4%
COME ON BABY

[Anonymous No.53752992]

>>53752886
This reads better than most young adult soft core
Good job

[Anonymous No.53752996]

>>53752886
Anon, just go have sex with her. She clearly needs this. She'll never tell your wife.

[Anonymous No.53753000]

long positions in oilfield services and E&P are down yuge today

[Anonymous No.53753001]

>>53752861

[Anonymous No.53753002]

>>53752886
Hot.

[Anonymous No.53753013]

>>53752996
Sex with a coworker is invariably a mistake

[Anonymous No.53753021]

just ate a whole raw garlic clove and i'm breathing fire boys

[Anonymous No.53753026]

>>53752992
It’s inspired by true events

[Anonymous No.53753030]

Bobros tesla doesnt want to dump further . close your puts.

[Anonymous No.53753032]

>Allison Mack
>Ezra Miller
>Henry Mack

[Anonymous No.53753033]

Time to check and see how retarded Ackman is this week

[Anonymous No.53753036]

>>53752886
Post her arm pits

[Anonymous No.53753044]

>>53752761
Goyslop is the future. Nobody has time and money to prepare food. Not to mention your food will never be as tasty as grasshopper chips thanks to high levels of iron and mercury contained in their legs.

[Anonymous No.53753048]

>>53753021
Contrary to popular belief this doesn’t cure your flu

[Anonymous No.53753051]

whales are buying oil on the black market

[Anonymous No.53753058]

>>53753051
We need to contact Japan

[Anonymous No.53753062]

>>53752591
Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we're in for a lost decade of stock returns.
Unlikely S&P enters 2030 above 5k

[Anonymous No.53753065]

comfy day for scalping, finally after 2 weeks did some trades again.
not many retard moves (yet) but last hour will probably be schizo due opex

[Anonymous No.53753079]

>>53753048
bunked

[Anonymous No.53753101]

>>53753013
Based don't shit where you eat poster

[Anonymous No.53753115]

>>53753051
Please, round these here parts we call it the negro market.

[Anonymous No.53753119]

>>53753062
Ok Nostradamus
Sure thing

[Anonymous No.53753128]

>>53753062
>Unlikely S&P enters 2030 above 5k
Seven years is an eternity these days bro we’ll be tickling 10k

[Anonymous No.53753136]

>>53753000
And OIH was holding up so well. C'est la vie.

[Anonymous No.53753152]

>>53753062
Don't worry anon! It's not like its possible for us to crab for a decade or more!

[Anonymous No.53753160]

>>53753152
Delete this. Give them a moment to cope.

[Anonymous No.53753161]

>>53753013
Especially when they're clearly spies set to blackmail your ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqy2N1jM2tU

[Anonymous No.53753165]

>>53753152
this makes me feel better, not worse. I have decades until I can access this money anyways. Who cares if it crabs for the first 10 years? That means a lower cost basis

[Anonymous No.53753184]

>>53753152
>1975 - 2000
Just look at that gargantuan bull market

[Anonymous No.53753187]

>>53753165
this guy gets what doomer faggots don't.

[Anonymous No.53753196]

>>53753161
Holy fuck do you think she’s really a spy? That would explain a lot. I actually did work at the gov sector of this company before. I had a TS SCI. So I’m not an irresistible hunk lusted after by horny pajeetas, im just a guy being targeted for my access somehow

That’s saddening and relieving at the same time

[Anonymous No.53753197]

>>53752700

[Anonymous No.53753203]

>>53753152
Midwit here...

How is this not from inflation and printing of dollars'?

[Anonymous No.53753208]

I have $1000 on a friday afternoon. What stock should I buy?

[Anonymous No.53753214]

>>53753165
the doomers are mostly NEETs that won't have additional income to invest, which is why they repeat the same boring predictions. it helps them cope

[Anonymous No.53753218]

The Punjabi Menace must be controlled, not fucked.

[Anonymous No.53753220]

>>53752700
photo QRD

[Anonymous No.53753221]

>>53753208
$BOTY

[Anonymous No.53753231]

>>53753203
It’s mostly from dividend reinvestment desu

[Anonymous No.53753234]

>>53753196
I also have a TS SCI
>someone claims they will blackmail you
>tell them to fuck off
You will get caught if you try to perform corporate espionage. Hell, sometimes they will even release your secret for the hell of it. Something like only 5% of blackmailers actually spill the beans. And guess what? Then they have no power over you

[Anonymous No.53753238]

>>53753165
This is the right perspective to hold.
In the long run, seeing the total collapse and marketwide reset back to reasonable valuations will be a good thing. You'll finally be able to earn some real yield heading into retirement.

[Anonymous No.53753246]

>>53753203
It is. There has never been a period like this large growth cap run since the japan pre-lost decade. This inflation should worry a lot of people

[Anonymous No.53753250]

>>53753203
Inflation is part of it, but the market still beats inflation

[Anonymous No.53753255]

>>53753152
It's such an important point. And this doesn't adjust for inflation.
Consider the Japanese stock market. They still haven't returned to their high in the 1980's.

[Anonymous No.53753260]

>>53753238
Its also the reason to invest internationally and in bonds as well

[Anonymous No.53753266]

>>53753234
Are you saying I should go back up there and fuck the jeet?

[Anonymous No.53753273]

>>53753255
It all crumbled after the Nakatomi Plaza bombing.

[Anonymous No.53753275]

>>53753203
1980s run up was because boomers were all young, and having kids.
2000s tech bubble/ housing bubble, and they tried to fix it by lowering to zero and immigration
Now we still have some immigration but diminishing returns, millenials aren't having kids, even the immigrants are slowing way down in birthrate.
It's going to greatly slow down even if its not the end of stonks. Aging population

[Anonymous No.53753276]

>>53753250
>beats inflation
They keep changing the calculus for the inflation numbers though... We don't actually know what the real inflation numbers are.

How can we beat what we dont know?

[Anonymous No.53753280]

>>53752660
Why police has mcd?

[Anonymous No.53753281]

>>53753255
> 0% inflation
> no dividends included
Fucking half-wit

[Anonymous No.53753282]

>larping about fucking curries

[Anonymous No.53753287]

>Where did they come from where did they go?

[Anonymous No.53753290]

>>53753033
>vivek

[Anonymous No.53753295]

>>53753026
You should try fleshing out a story about jpow, the tech worker working at a online financial conglomerate, that by virtue of being a chad from a poor family-essentially a rags from riches story-has the moral compass to never cheat, no matter how ridiculous the situation
Flesh out his best friends, a bald alcoholic that works in sales and though married, ends up in multiple extramarital affairs that always end up tragic for the slags and an ivy league blond dude who though living the perfect American life with 5 kids and a smoking hot redhead wife has a knack for hitting on gays without ever taking it far when he gets drunk.
Final chapters revolve a very seething shit skin roastie that tries to blackmail the bald dude and ruin our protagonists marriage with deep fake porn (that's actually just the bald dude)
Ending is a dejected gay dude mistaking her for our blond Chad's wife and essentially murdering her in a Ted bundy style murder (he's secretly not full gay)
Call it "Quantitative Easing"

[Anonymous No.53753297]

Aaaaaaaaaand we go up again. Yep bull run is back on. Yep time for good times once more.

[Anonymous No.53753298]

>>53753196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUx5Vu2XRqA

[Anonymous No.53753301]

go ahead, bet against me

[Anonymous No.53753310]

>>53753033
What a damn retard

[Anonymous No.53753317]

>>53753280
>open up!
>bada ba baba

[Anonymous No.53753322]

>>53753231
interesting point... IDK why i never thought of that.

[Anonymous No.53753326]

>>53753266
hell no, just ruining you would do enough.

[Anonymous No.53753328]

>>53753301
Who the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.53753343]

I closed my TSLA short at 203

catch you guys next week

[Anonymous No.53753346]

>>53753317
I miss the aesthetic of the late 70's, early 80's. Everything was so corny but it had soul.

[Anonymous No.53753347]

>>53753301
garbage in, garbage out.

[Anonymous No.53753363]

>>53753266
Smart thing to do would be to document this and then sue your workplace for sexual harassment

[Anonymous No.53753367]

>>53753281
Yeah, very fair, the lack of dividends is important. I couldn't get a nice total-return chart with a quick search.
Cumulative inflation over that period is about 30%, not 0%.

[Anonymous No.53753374]

Which way are stocks going this year?

[Anonymous No.53753382]

Glad I slurped the bottom.

[Anonymous No.53753387]

>>53753374
Down with a slight chance of going even lower.
>>53753346
Aside from the bell-bottoms, I agree. Kino period.

[Anonymous No.53753393]

>>53753152
>$10k in 1975 (which is solid money) does a 15x by the current year
>Meanwhile an 75 F-150 bought at $1,279 is now $34,585 for a 23 model, a 27x
Bros...

[Anonymous No.53753399]

Yep, including inflation even with dividends results in an extra 1-4 years of crabbing

[Anonymous No.53753403]

>>53753273
>Die Hard is a sequel to Princes of the Yen

[Anonymous No.53753405]

>>53753387
bell bottoms are kino

[Anonymous No.53753406]

>>53753322
Yeah, when looking at ~50 years of investing most of the gains are from compounding dividend reinvestment, not increases in stock prices.

[Anonymous No.53753416]

>>53753281
They're claimed 0% domestic inflation, but look at the strength of their currency.
Flat since 1989 vs USD.

That's an insane paycut for their workers relative to the US economy. As look as they stay within their bubble it looks fine, but the whole world has passed them by.

Dividends are a fair point, and their market is arguably undervalued at present.

[Anonymous No.53753422]

>>53753374

[Anonymous No.53753424]

>>53753393
Yeah but computers are a lot cheaper and better. The car is better too

[Anonymous No.53753425]

>>53753406
Which makes the huge drop in dividends overtime particularly worrisome and indicative of a bubble.

[Anonymous No.53753428]

… bearbros???

[Anonymous No.53753444]

>>53753422
>S&P 500
>Only became a thing in 1957
>>53753405
Only if you can pull them off.

[Anonymous No.53753447]

>>53753424
It's actually shocking how much more power modern cars get (irrespective of the F-150), especially being lighter. Still, it's weird to take measures like that. I ought to do the Big Mac Index.

[Anonymous No.53753446]

>>53753425
Only when you ignore RH. Stocks are the new "savings account."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkmgcvr5Ezc

[Anonymous No.53753452]

>>53753416
Dude the jpy exhange rate went from 80:1 to 150:1 in the span of a decade. The exhange rate has most certainly not been flat

[Anonymous No.53753457]

>>53752567
FUCK YOU DAX,I SHORTED TOO EARLY; I KNEW I SHOULD WAIT TIL END OF THE DAY. WTF IS THIS, DAX SAME MOVEMENTS AS DOW BUT 10X STRENGTH

[Anonymous No.53753473]

Gay ass fake pump, exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.53753477]

So, in the current year, a Big Mac is $4.59. In 1974 I found it costing $0.65, which is a 7x. Interdasting.

[Anonymous No.53753483]

>>53753444
>Only if you can pull them off.
well that's the rub isn't it
skinny jeans are copping a lot of heat at the moment, but they actually looked good on people who were, well, skinny. once they start adapting a trend for the fats it's done

[Anonymous No.53753494]

Bears will rope during power hour.

[Anonymous No.53753497]

>>53753447
From my point as a law student (NON US) that punch was justified. The behaviour of the driver before that fast run-approach, you'd be right in thinking that guy was going to hit you, so you simply hit earlier.

[Anonymous No.53753499]

>>53753424
>cheaper and better
to what end? travel times are about the same unless you're going extremely long distances. and for whatever is claimed of cheaper, it comes out in comfort and, in my opinion, health. Sure, airbags and crumple are a massive real improvement. But most people are sucking down nylon dust and VC vapor when they ride. Back in the day, that was cotton, wool, wood, and leather.

[Anonymous No.53753502]

>>53752886
SIR DO NOT REDEEM

post loby

[Anonymous No.53753508]

>>53753444
This is multicultural
Not the 'replace all whites, chinks and spics with only the niggest niggers available' shit we have now

[Anonymous No.53753509]

>>53753276
>We don't actually know what the real inflation numbers are.
We know the price increase on Stouffer's frozen lasagne.

[Anonymous No.53753511]

europe is green . its just a fake dump Close your puts.

[Anonymous No.53753516]

>>53753477
not a bad barometer for inflation, desu. meat, dairy, grains, labor, commercial real estate and utility costs all factor into that price.

[Anonymous No.53753522]

>>53753477
wow that's crazy

[Anonymous No.53753526]

>>53753393
>>53753424
>>53753499
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zip4QyJyD5g

[Anonymous No.53753527]

>>53753509
Kashkari pls

[Anonymous No.53753533]

>>53753477
The big kicker is that all of that on the menu is probably made with 10x healthier ingredients than today.
The introduction of the food pyramid is when America started slowly putting in HFCS, sugars, and added chemicals in everything.
>>53753483
I still see fatasses wearing skinny jeans looking like top-heavy roly-polies. It's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.53753540]

>>53753522
>100 pieces of chicken
>$4.55
Wow

[Anonymous No.53753542]

>>53753477
>big mac is bigger than the 1/4 pounder
>costs more
>makes sense
>adding cheese to the quarter pounder makes it cost more than the big mac
>the big mac has cheese on it

[Anonymous No.53753546]

>>53753509

LOL who the fuck uses Luxury Lasagna dishes as a price indicator?

[Anonymous No.53753547]

>>53753477
imagine a time where you paid below 1dollar or euro for a burger (except the cheap McD cheeseburger)

[Anonymous No.53753550]

>>53753522
>>53753477
What would prices be like if we never adopted fiat currency?

[Anonymous No.53753557]

>>53753457
Stop spamming your useless Dax comments, you nigger

[Anonymous No.53753562]

>>53753516
The Big Mac Index is actually a thing. I actually use the cost of an In n Out combo to explain to people real vs nominal value. When I was in high school, you could get a 1x1 for under $5 with tax; now, it's like $6.50 something AND the burger shrank. Feels bad, man.

[Anonymous No.53753565]

>>53753533
>made with 10x healthier ingredients than today.
thanks for the black pill

>When they used to care about what they put in our goyslop

[Anonymous No.53753566]

>>53753511
no, i will short that dax til 15300, and then back to 15000, AND THEN TO 14000 AT LEAST

[Anonymous No.53753577]

>>53753533
My schizo theory is moving to low fat foods basically removed a very important satiety signal.

[Anonymous No.53753580]

>>53753499
I’m sure it’s better in many ways, safer, more efficient, more equipment, comfort, less pollution, lots of things. Buy a cheap indian or chinese made car if your goal is just to from point a to point b.

[Anonymous No.53753582]

>>53753557
FUCK BURGERS, ESPECIALLY BIG MACS

[Anonymous No.53753591]

>>53753546
Personally I use the price of luxury soups.

[Anonymous No.53753597]

>>53753522
who the hell is eating perch for lunch

[Anonymous No.53753599]

>>53753577
The good news is we can replace that, with once-weekly injections of Wegovy® (semaglutide).

Ask your doctor about Wegovy® and your financial advisor about NVO stock today.

[Anonymous No.53753603]

>>53753477
This fact shouldn't be as demoralizing as it is

[Anonymous No.53753607]

>>53753582
I never eat the big mac, I’m a double cheeseburger guy

[Anonymous No.53753613]

>>53753550
Depends on what the rest of the world did. If you're in contact with any fiat currency you'll lose velocity, they'll effectively pull deflation on your prices against their currency, then redeem your notes for your backing. Once your backing is gone, they'll claim your currency is devalued.
The answer is to skewer them on forks, cause you can't not play if they show up.

[Anonymous No.53753623]

>>53753452
It's been a volatile journey, but the end result is breakeven usd/yen over that entire 30 year duration.

[Anonymous No.53753632]

>>53753565
We gained over 100 million people living here since the 70s. They couldn't keep using fresh ingredients forever. It was all a matter of cost and convenience but today it seems like they really are doubling down on poisoning us.
>>53753577
Low/non-fat usually just has more sugar to keep a similar taste. Dishes that are naturally high in sugar like orange juice are typically consumed in one serving portions per day.
If someone goes for low-fat milk/yogurt, then they deserve to eat shit.

[Anonymous No.53753636]

>>53753599
Mounjaro has more of a weight loss effect than Ozempic/Wegovy. Buy LLY

[Anonymous No.53753648]

>>53753599
I read this as "wegoy".

[Anonymous No.53753657]

Close your shorts now, you greedy bastards

[Anonymous No.53753658]

>>53753632
Damn fruit has a lot more sugar than I expected

[Anonymous No.53753659]

>>53753494
Capped

[Anonymous No.53753666]

>>53753632
And sugar basically has no effect upon feeling full. Whole fat, unsweetened yogurt with a little bit of fruit preserves mixed in for me.

[Anonymous No.53753668]

hey bobo, u up?

[Anonymous No.53753677]

>>53752983
Yes doubled their estimate. PE of like 3. Laid off 20% of their employees. Revenue from licensing their shows was 150% higher than expected.

[Anonymous No.53753681]

>>53753636
Mounjaro may cause cancer, Alzheimer's, gout, and erectile dysfunction.

[Anonymous No.53753686]

>>53753668

[Anonymous No.53753691]

>>53753657
No

[Anonymous No.53753692]

>>53753681
what doesnt

[Anonymous No.53753695]

Anyway, enough about nutrition and burgers.
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.

[Anonymous No.53753703]

>>53753657
What does that chart show?

[Anonymous No.53753704]

>>53753666
>And sugar basically has no effect upon feeling full.
Because it has the same chemical compound as cocaine. Everything now is designed to be addictive. Sugar junkies are no different than actual junkies. They don't stop eating because they feel full, they stop eating because they feel sick to the stomach.
That's why I invest in KO.

[Anonymous No.53753710]

BOBO DAIJUBU?

[Anonymous No.53753719]

>we just had the largest percent of consumer debt increase in American history
buckle up

[Anonymous No.53753725]

>>53753695
Algorithms

[Anonymous No.53753729]

>>53753704
I dropped KO because I was afraid of the downside gaps from last fall, but I hear you.

[Anonymous No.53753731]

Look at tesla computer..

[Anonymous No.53753730]

>>53753719
In all seriousness, is it worth getting back in or waiting a few more weeks?

[Anonymous No.53753746]

>>53753710
Kek Powell your face
Fucking kek man

[Anonymous No.53753745]

>>53753719
There goes Bobo betting on American and its Management- will they ever learn?

>Clap you bastards

[Anonymous No.53753749]

explain why oil is getting absolutely fucked?

[Anonymous No.53753750]

>>53753703
more puts than calls

[Anonymous No.53753751]

>>53753695
You mean psych? Sike isnt anything.

[Anonymous No.53753756]

pump into sour hour
most obvious short to end the week

[Anonymous No.53753758]

>>53753725
I endorse Wondertitty posting.

[Anonymous No.53753757]

>>53753533
The worse thing is that even if they DIDN'T add all that shit, it would still be less nutritious because our soil is absolutely destroyed from mass agriculture.

[Anonymous No.53753759]

>>53753731
once again showing the market can't do shit without these garbage meme stock carrying it.

[Anonymous No.53753762]

>>53753719
I’m not one of them. I’ll purchase the ashes and remake society in my image. Where cannabis and hemp are considered commodity kings and me and my people dance

[Anonymous No.53753765]

>>53753750
And?

[Anonymous No.53753768]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53753770]

>>53753730
>not dca
Dude...
You some kinda fag?

[Anonymous No.53753772]

NASDAQ will close green, DXY and yields red, book it. Retard strength remains until another bad CPI print or super-hawkish FOMC so until March at least.

[Anonymous No.53753774]

>>53753751
English is a living language, chud.

[Anonymous No.53753775]

whats up with INTL

[Anonymous No.53753787]

>>53753582
I think its settled, im getting a big mac for lunch.

[Anonymous No.53753794]

>REceESsiON ProOf

[Anonymous No.53753796]

>>53753774
I fucking hate that gay shit
Language should be sacred

[Anonymous No.53753800]

god it feels so good to be a slurpchad

[Anonymous No.53753803]

The bulls will finally shut the fuck up when they see JPOW keep raising rates past 5%. Until then we have to suffer through them and their foolish melt ups.

As soon as we rate hike over 5% we feel lotttssss of pain

[Anonymous No.53753804]

>>53753794
now THAT is a meme folio

[Anonymous No.53753813]

NVDA to 250$ after earnings

[Anonymous No.53753815]

>>53753770
I have a massive chunk for my roth that I want to throw in, not really a dca when its the whole yearly amt

[Anonymous No.53753818]

Power hour. LESSSFUGGINGOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53753819]

DOLE BROS

[Anonymous No.53753820]

>>53753796
I bet you're elated with all the dystopian language games in the current year.

[Anonymous No.53753822]

>>53753796
Nothing is, tho. No coherence or meaning aside from what you ascribe.

[Anonymous No.53753823]

>>53753803
2 more weeks bro

[Anonymous No.53753827]

>>53753804
I pray to the holy trader Saint Timothy Dexter. My portfolio is secure

[Anonymous No.53753832]

>>53753803
>>53753745

you just know they came up with this in some board meeting in an effort to try to get this to go viral and be the next hilarious meme for zoomers and millenials to latch on to

[Anonymous No.53753833]

>>53753796
you can keep every word except sacred, it's from the french

[Anonymous No.53753836]

>>53753803
5%+ doesn't matter. People will look 2+ years forward to rate cuts and ignore bad earnings or even outright bankruptcy - they don't want to miss out on this rally after their favorite stocks are "cheap". Don't fight retard strength

[Anonymous No.53753837]

>>53753794
>Weed
>Nintendies
>Uranium
???????????????

[Anonymous No.53753841]

>>53753794
>Nintendo
Lol why

[Anonymous No.53753846]

>>53753749
We just need to cool off for the next rally.

[Anonymous No.53753850]

>>53753796
All sorts of things come and go, new words are invented and other fade away

[Anonymous No.53753852]

>>53753823
not sure how that fits here...

5% is the literal "goal" people have pegged inflation being beat with... also look at the money supply- they fucking pulled the cord on the printer...

Have fun with your low energy /pol/ posting but 5% will not be the cap...

[Anonymous No.53753853]

>>53753841
Zelda, I guess.
>Nintendo's newest flagship game is just a Majora's Mask copy/paste (that took six years to make)

[Anonymous No.53753856]

Up. Down. Click. clack. Chop. Chop.

[Anonymous No.53753861]

Guys, I think bears are retarded…

[Anonymous No.53753864]

JUST WROTE 2 HASBRO JAN 2024 PUT OPTIONS AT $50

FREE FUCKING MONEY

IM HARD AS HELL

[Anonymous No.53753866]

God damn it my soxs bags just got heavier. I'll never be rid of these fucking things

[Anonymous No.53753868]

>>53753819
Friendly reminder I can't be hit with a restraining order if I don't open the letter anime roasties BTFO

[Anonymous No.53753873]

>>53753836
>Don't fight retard strength
I am looking at the insane personal credit debt numbers... I don't think there is much strength left.

[Anonymous No.53753877]

>>53753853
Good luck, looks like they pumped hard from the Switch launch
Better hope their next console is just as successful

[Anonymous No.53753882]

>>53753852
>they fucking pulled the cord on the printer...
>inb4 M2 halves while indices quadruple

[Anonymous No.53753891]

>>53753813
>being bullish on a tech stock whose central market is graphics cards and 50x its earnings in a recession with peak consume debt

[Anonymous No.53753893]

>>53753745
It was obvious the US would recover today, but look at the fuckin EU stock market, That's another thing.

[Anonymous No.53753897]

>>53753710
Doing just fine, lad. This price action is preferable to elevator down move. Elevator down has mega bounces that are hard to trade.

[Anonymous No.53753899]

>>53753873
Yeah but those are the plebs. Apple code monkeys that hang out on reddit make like $350k with bonuses and they can pump as much as they want

[Anonymous No.53753901]

>>53753822
Language shapes outlook and changing it on a whim is the greatest psyop of them all.

[Anonymous No.53753912]

Sooooo, hold off on going soxl?

[Anonymous No.53753914]

>>53753882
They didn't pull the cord on the printer, financial conditions eased so much since October that they erased all the tightening from 2022 lol, Yellen has been pumping the market via the TGA.

>>53753873
They'll just take out more loans. It's not just retail either, they aren't even that important. All institutions are terrified that they're going to miss out on this "recovery" like they missed out on 2020.

[Anonymous No.53753915]

>>53753775
Idk but my puts expired literally today i had 50 contracts worth thank god LMAO

[Anonymous No.53753917]

>>53753877
>next console
nigga they don't even make new games anymore, just keep releasing endless DLC for old ones. mario kart 8 is almost a decade old at this point. they're going to stay with the switch forever

[Anonymous No.53753921]

>>53753893
we will be the shiniest turd left in the bowl after its flushed. It will hurt a ton- but we will still be floating.

[Anonymous No.53753922]

>>53753893
>It was obvious the US would recover today
It wasn't obvious at all and we haven't actually recovered. Yesterdays news shows us that inflation is still hot.

[Anonymous No.53753923]

>>53753447
>>53753562
>Big Mac Index
Is there a Where's Waldo Index for the change in body size and skin color among the population over time?

[Anonymous No.53753925]

>>53753901
>Vaccine
>Woman
>Recession

[Anonymous No.53753935]

What are we supposed to do on Monday? Stare at non-US stocks?

[Anonymous No.53753943]

>>53753901
100% this, did you know the african language has no concept of time? Simple things like planning for the future or even thinking in future or past tense is next to impossible for them to conceptualize.

[Anonymous No.53753948]

>>53753925
sad topkek

[Anonymous No.53753950]

>>53753914
>They'll just take out more loans.
What at higher rates?!?! that may not work out so well... I would be surprised if the banks even lend it.

[Anonymous No.53753958]

>>53753925
How about "Porn"? A new "word" invented by feminists and now adopted by normies who will use it unironically. They say the world is full of bullshit. And porn is certainly one way to prove that point.

[Anonymous No.53753959]

>>53753950
Yes at higher rates, retail investors have tons of cash. That isn't even that important compared to institutions not wanting to miss out though.

[Anonymous No.53753961]

>>53753925
Reeeeeeeeeeee

[Anonymous No.53753964]

>>53753864
you're losing your shit over 800$ that you have to baghold for a year?

[Anonymous No.53753965]

>>53753943
>the african language

[Anonymous No.53753969]

Best ETF to dump into and let sit

[Anonymous No.53753974]

>>53753914
What's the "TGA"?

[Anonymous No.53753975]

>>53753891
B-U-L-L-I-S-H

[Anonymous No.53753981]

>>53753969
SCHD

[Anonymous No.53753992]

>>53753981
SCHD'D and FART'D?

[Anonymous No.53754002]

Sour hour? Power hour? Shower hour??

[Anonymous No.53754001]

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[Anonymous No.53754003]

>>53753891
>>53753975
NVDA is associated with AI now. Up only awhile at least, AI will be the craze of the year. It's already "cheap" as it's not at ATH.

[Anonymous No.53754019]

>>53753899
>$350k with bonuses
he doesn't know they are living paycheck to paycheck

[Anonymous No.53754020]

new
>>53754015
>>53754015
>>53754015

[Anonymous No.53754024]

>>53754001
Stop that, you are embarrassing yourself.

[Anonymous No.53754028]

Does anybody know what happened to that negative portfolio guy from yesterday?

[Anonymous No.53754030]

>>53754003
I see it as the GME of tech stocks.

[Anonymous No.53754043]

>>53753959
>What at higher rates?!?! that may not work out so
I am talking about them too...

These MM are gunna get margin called and fucked...

[Anonymous No.53754082]

>>53753922
obvious in the sense that it was somewhat possible they would fuck every shorter up

[Anonymous No.53754109]

>>53753943
There is no african language

[Anonymous No.53754951]

>>53753774
I have that same suitcase. Vintage luggage is almost bulletproof

[Anonymous No.53755594]

>>53754043
The fed funds rate can't rise too fast. There's limits on how high the rates can go. I've never seen it go above 4% because they'd have to start printing money to make it happen. That's when hyperinflation starts, which is why they won't do that. It's an entirely artificial system based on debt. Eventually someone is gonna crack and they will start doing stuff like quantitative easing.