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Get $6 in your bank account instantly every time you licked your thumb

Or get a 600k salary WFH flexitime job?

>> No.53746941

the thumb and i'd do it for far less than $6.

>> No.53746946

>>53746934
you can lick your thumbs 10000x of times per hours easy retard

>> No.53746972

>>53746946
>he doesn't know

>> No.53746998

>>53746934
Thumb obviously. Lick 30 times a day for 65k extra annually. Or lick more

>> No.53747006
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>>53746934
uh, thumb... obviously.
>$6 x 10 licks per hour, for 8 hours a day.
>$480 a day x 365 days
>$175,200 annually
effortless, you could do it borderline unconsciously if you read books and made thumb licking once and awhile to turn the page.

>> No.53747423

I just did 100 licks in 20 seconds. That's 300 in 1 minute every day and I get $657,000. I'd take that over any job. Even a flexible work from home. Shit, that's 100k an hour. Probably less because you'd hurt your tounge. So just take it slow and find your max without hurting, then slowly do more and more. You could easily be a billionare in under 5 years. Of course you'd be weird as fuck and go absolutely insane.

>> No.53747432

>>53747423
>I just did 100 licks in 20 seconds.
lol

>> No.53747437

>>53746934
What counts as a lick, does it have to be like a proper lick or does it count if you just touch it briefly with your tongue?

>> No.53747807

>>53746934
lick thumb.

>> No.53747829

Sit in the Starbucks with a copy of "big anime titties"

Lick my thumb before turning each page, while making eye contact with scornful white people

>> No.53747926

Won't your thumb go raw and start hurting. You only have two of them and it's a lot of licking...

>> No.53747936

is this thread a psyop to make me lick my thumb like a retard?

>> No.53747976

>>53747423
I too have been licking my tongue like a retard.

Key insight: when your tongue gets tired, just stick it out and rub your thumb over it for extra mileage.

>> No.53747986

>>53747976

Thats not licking your thumb, its rubbing your thumb on your tongue

>> No.53747988

>>53747423
>>53747976
based autists

>> No.53748003

>>53746934
I’d rather OP lick my pee pee and suck my ass fucking faggot

>> No.53748007

>>53746934
Yeasty pussy is soo good like fresh sourdough

>> No.53748038

>>53747437
has to hit the back of your throat bro.

>> No.53748074

>>53746934
Would I be able to subcontract the work to some chicks I buy with all the licking money?

>> No.53748856

>>53746934
I'd rather get $1 each time I lick a woman's asshole.

>> No.53748881

Neither.

>> No.53748900
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>>53746934
does the government tax my thumb licks?

>> No.53748935

thumb

>> No.53749143

>>53746934
Lick my thumb, if I treated it like a full time job I could make $10 Million per year easy.

>> No.53749147

>>53746934
I could lick my thumb a hundred thousand times in a week easily.

>> No.53749159

I'd suck a dick and get fucked and came in hard for a lump sum of 500k

>> No.53749174

>>53746934

You would probably chafe your thumb eventually so I would go for the 600k job. Overuse injuries are no joke. I once sucked on a woman’s tits for 2 hours straight and my mouth was raw afterwards

>> No.53749871

>>53747423
>I just did 100 licks in 20 seconds
nigger you are really fast tonguing my anus

>> No.53750062

>>53746934
$6. Not only could you make more for less effort you'd become a legendary pussy licker.

>> No.53750116

>>53746934
OP got all these retards in here doing math on how much money they can make by licking their thumbs. Well played sir

>> No.53750234

>>53746934
>>53747423
I just got like ~125 in a minute. Am I fast or are you slow?

>> No.53751130

how much do i get for licking my dick?

>> No.53751226

>>53751130
you can already lick another man's dick for more than 6 dollars

>> No.53751254

ITT: OP tricks a bunch of autists into licking their thumb

how would you explain your job to a girl anyway?
>yeah babe I make $6 every time I lick my thumb isn't that awesome??

>> No.53751291

>>53751130
You save money by never needing a girlfriend or prostitute.

>> No.53751397

>>53746934
Did Thaddeus finally get him some lotion? Where his red cro card?

>> No.53751425

>>53751254

Do you think she's going to care if you're making $1m+ per year? She'd be fine if you were eating poop for a living.

>> No.53751752

>>53751425
yes
women are like that, it's not enough to be rich but you have to have status too

>> No.53751881

>>53746934
WTF I would lick for 10 cents

>> No.53752342
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>>53746941
>>53746946
>>53746998
>>53747006
>>53747423
>>53747807
>>53749143
>>53749147
>>53750062
>>53750234
When you think about it someone else's dick is really just like your thumb on their body

>> No.53754092

>>53748856
Wouldn't you be broke, then?

>> No.53754096

>>53751254
Why would I explain anything to her? do it in the bathroom for 2 minutes every day

>> No.53754124

>>53746934
The thumb licking obviously. If you stick your tongue out, you can run your thumb over it about 1,000 times in a few minutes.

>> No.53754153

>>53746934
>Or get a 600k salary WFH flexitime job?
600k work from home job but we all know you faggots aren't doing that all the time nor getting that kinda money.
I own 113 million shiba inu, see you guys at a penny.

>> No.53754161

>>53746934
You're a fucking retard

>> No.53754173

>>53747006
>$175,200 annually
>Over 600k a year wfh job.
You guys need to go back to school.

>> No.53754180

>>53752342
Doesn't work where I live. Women are too easy here to be a prostitute.

>> No.53754191
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Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a thumb?
>Well let's see, CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH

>> No.53754213

>>53746934
to optimize the licking earnings, you could eat your food like an autist

>> No.53754867

>Not licking both your thumbs simultaneously
Brainlets missing out on an easy 2x

>> No.53754913

>>53747423,
I habe anus for you to tongue, pay is bad.

>> No.53755094

>>53754161
No he isn’t. Think of how many people this genius got to lick their greasy thumbs like a coke addict sucks dick to get their next fix.

>> No.53755120

Can i poop on my thumb before i lick

>> No.53755322

You can do 100,000 licks a year without damaging your tongue or thumb.

WFH sounds like really working and being responsible.

Lick five times and get a blunt and dinner. ez.

>> No.53755555

>>53746934
>lick thumb one hundred times per hour from 9 to 5
>easy seven figure salary

>>53751254
If your girl knows where your money is coming from or how much you make, you're doing it wrong.

>> No.53755577

>>53755555
bro, im really liking them digits

>> No.53755598

>>53746934
You can lick a thumb twice per second. So, in an hour you make $43,200 (6 x 2 x 60 x 60). The job however makes only about $205 per hour.

>> No.53755660

>>53749159
Cash?

What if the IRS knew about it? An IRS agent is there watching the whole thing.

>> No.53755854

If you just licked your thumb 600 times a day you'd make $3600 a day. That's $1.3 mil a year. Assuming you average 1 lick a second (and frankly that's kind of slow) that means you could make over a million a year "working" 10 minutes a day. You could obviously get way more than that if you just sat there and licked your thumb for hours a day. Who wouldn't take that?

>> No.53755872

simple, use a drill with two elliptical foam knobs, put tongue between them, and thumb on tip add lube and turn on the drill. the rotating knobs move my tongue up and down on my thumb automatically at 1000 licks per minute. 60k in ten minutes, 600k in ten hours. live stream the whole thing as a spectacle, monotize the youtube video Mr. Beast style, sell shirts, sex toys, thumb licking BBQ sauce, Thumblick coin, Thumblick NFTs, foam thumbs, thumb lick challenge, sponsored 100k 500k 1million lick milestone, Dewalt tool sponsorship, Dodge thumb tattoo sponsorship, Prime drink ambassador, ThumbLiqour

Come on biz, do better.

>> No.53755880

>>53746934
The thumb. I'm more likely to lose the job than the thumb. I could lick my thumb 300 times per day and BTFO that job. I could also lick it 2100 times and take the rest of the week off.

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>>53747432
>10000x of times per hours

>> No.53756016
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>go to dinner with WFH friends
>they all know I quit my job last week
>One offers to pay
>tell them nah I got this
>lick finger several times
>cash magically appears at table/thumb licking arbiter walks over and hand me money
>throw a fat wad at nearest wagie and tell them to get me a rum and coke

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>>53747423
>>53747976
>>53750234

>OP got dummies to sit ITT and literally lick their thumbs like babies

>> No.53756054

>>53756016

based

>> No.53756089

anon why do you always only have 5s and 1s

>> No.53756103

>>53756089
I can only count to 6 that's why

>> No.53756162

>went to grade school with a kid that had a thumb sucking problem
>his thumb look like a corn cob from all the teeth marks
pass

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>>53747423
>>53746934
Can some anons post videos of their 20 second time trials? We need to verify these claims.

>> No.53756217

>>53746934
I'll lick my thumb 1000 times a day after waking up at 2pm and eating cocao puffs.

>> No.53756226

>>53756204
i got chlamydia just opening the image

>> No.53756232

>>53747936
kek

>> No.53756316

id lick chads dick for $10 an hour

>> No.53756421
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>> No.53756542

>>53748900
Dubs checked.

I'm wondering this too.

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>>53749871
I'm fucking cracking up at this comment
Fuck

>> No.53756636

>>53754173
Are you retarded? One is effortless the other is not.

>> No.53756661

>>53756636
Also just up the licks to 60 an hour and you have over a million a year. You could probably rip off 60 licks in a minute and a half.

>> No.53757174

>>53746934
At 600k your hourly salary is roughly equivalent to 50 licks. Lick your thumb 400 times throughout the day and you’re making that much. You could probably do that in like 20 minutes at a casual rate.

The only concern is if you lost both thumbs in an accident and now have no work experience and no thumb benefactor. Gotta make sure you save up a good nest egg for that inevitability.

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>> No.53757208

>>53746934
>travel to thailand
>lick my thumb drink nice cocktail
>lick my thumb have sex with anime whore
>lick my thumb have a nice meal
>lick my thumb sleep at some condo

vs.

stil wage slaving

ez take thumb licking

>> No.53757216

>>53757174
What if you lose your tongue?

>> No.53757346

>>53757216
It all depends on timing. If you lose it 20 years after the deal, you should already have a solid 8 figure net worth and access to the highest technology medical devices for mutes. If it happens the next day? Brutal

>> No.53757384

>>53757346
I think it's important you never tell anybody about how you make your money. Somebody could cone along and take your thumbs and tongue out of spite if they know.

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>not licking both thumbs at the same time

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>>53746934
great thread

>> No.53757666

>>53754173
why would i work a job when i can unconsciously lick my thumb while reading you knob. School couldn't even save a mongrel like you.

>> No.53757799

This board has wasted me over 15,000 dollars, and I don't regret it at all, because threads like these make it all worthwhile.

>> No.53757811

Best thread in years

>> No.53757827

>>53757586
wtf
is this allowed?

>> No.53758065

>>53757384
>never tell anybody about how you make your money
I mean that’s always good practice

>> No.53758165

Licking obviously. I would first test the mechanics and rules. Can I lick both thumbs at the same time and earn double? What if someone else licks my thumb, does that count? And so on.

Once the exact rules are known, I'll look for a way to automate it. Maybe by a machine, or a dog. Worst case I have to lick my own thumb which I can do mindlessly while watching movies or whatever.

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>> No.53758505

>>53757799
I did my taxes the other day.
I have a rolling 28k capital loss from this past year lol.

I had discovered options.