Chainlink has the smartest scheme in crypto

[Anonymous No.53744907]

There are probably 20 additional products cooked up by Sergey. Now I see why he hired Ari. He just needs psuedo-scientific bullshit to fool people into holding while he dumps over the next decade, slowly. There are still 500 million tokens in the vault

>Look forward to mainnet!
>Ok now we will focus on t-sigs
>Secure hardware enclaves with Intel SGX!
>Our new concentration is Town Crier
>N-no we mean Mixicles
>We are focused on off chain reporting
>Behold! VRF is our killer application
>We are focusing on CCIP
>Staking any day now by the way
>We are focusing on NFT's using VRF
>We mean blockchain gaming!
>Oops layer 2 is the thing now
>Hey goy-- guys we are working on DECO!
>No no that's old news, behold Chainlink Functions

Holy fucking shit. Endless vaporware and you would've been better selling when it was only main net and price feeds. I am impressed at how "intelligent" this smart con is. 2/16 though, right guys?

[Anonymous No.53744925]

[Anonymous No.53744933]

>>53744907
yeah, I agree
if they don't actually start to deliver on some of their claims this year, I'll be really disappointed
it does actually seem like chainlink functions is legit launching beginning of next month

[Anonymous No.53744942]

>>53744925
kek, how can we forget the Cayman Islands register

[Anonymous No.53744944]

>>53744907
Wow you sure are smart

[Anonymous No.53745014]

>>53744933
>if they don't actually start to deliver

Good news, rest assured they will not deliver. Where is Mixicles? T-Sigs? They threw trusted hardware into the trash. What about the enterprise abstraction layer? Superlinear staking? How could I forget FSS? Has anyone heard about fair sequencing since 2021?

>>53744944
Smart enough to see a long con, yes

[Anonymous No.53745162]

>>53744907
>FSS
>DECO
>CCIP
>Arbitrum

The fact none of this exists in 2023 should be solid proof they’re purposely fucking people over for a cash out

[Anonymous No.53745251]

>>53745014
Why do you know so much about links history? How long have you been following link?

[Anonymous No.53745373]

>>53745014

And what if they carried on with T-sigs when it basically fell to the wayaide and was not going to be asopted or worth it over other new solutions which they swapped to and are now used?
You’d be here whining that they apent all this time developing a product that was outdated and dead before arrival and lost their relevance instead of them being on the trend and growing like crazy and have more use than almost any other crypto on all their products.

Mixicles is DECO btw.
Its amazing how stupid you really are. You have no problem highlighting the fact by whining about these things because you are so stupid you can even understand what I explain above without me telling you.

Thank fuck you are not involved in any business at all and likely never will be allowed past grunt work. You dont have any real ability to do it

[Anonymous No.53745374]

>>53745162
This is why I said, there are probably 20+ more "new products" waiting to be unleashed once the narrative dries up. Remember on this board how excited anons like >>53745251 were for canDID, DECO, and a new frontier? What about Arbitrum's launch, Chainlink becoming a validator, and FSS being implemented?

None of this will be implemented, it's all meant to syphon cash out of people on this board while BTC continues its ascent to $30k, $50k, etc.

[Anonymous No.53745407]

>>53745373
Ah yes, another Dunning Kruger idiot here to tell me why he's so much smarter. Your emotion, sans logic, says you are a Chainlink Labs employee or an angry bagholder from ICO. Either way, you're retarded and will only get angrier as LINK unveils vaporware after vaporware. Congrats on your defense accomplishments though, Sergey would be proud

[Anonymous No.53745499]

>>53745373
Cope. They promised ccip and enterprise in 2022 and delivered a hot steamy shit instead. Eat it up if you want

[Anonymous No.53745516]

>>53745407

Bloody hell anon thats a lot of cope about your low IQ being highlighted.

You need a thicker skin. You gotta work with the cards you are given. You have a lower IQ and you cant help saying things that will make you look stupid or incompetent in many contexts(otherwise you wouldn’t say them) so you need to take that into account and develop a coping strategy around it. You could max your potential as a low IQ that way

[Anonymous No.53745527]

>>53744907
What country are you from?

[Anonymous No.53745581]

>>53745014
>They threw trusted hardware into the trash
ari is still working on this issue, legitimately
https://eprint.iacr.org/2023/044.pdf

[Anonymous No.53745629]

>>53745516
kek I am impressed by the deflection, it's ok anon one day you'll reflect on your mistakes and repent for your sins. Until then, enjoy seething and coping, it looks good on you

[Anonymous No.53745641]

>>53745516
This reads like a brit. Is this horse rimmer? Oh shit he’s come back to scam some more

[Anonymous No.53745784]

>>53745641
kek Linkpool jonneh would be in here, pissed off that I'm exposing his employer

[Anonymous No.53745923]

>>53744907
Sorry to say but this anon is right, Sergey fatfuck said CCIP would be ready in 2022. Its only crab time from here, it sucks ass. No money to be made here yet.

[Anonymous No.53746091]

>>53745923
Don't forget that he also promised the enterprise abstraction layer. There are no enterprises using Chainlink. They also fired their enterprise sales team, hint hint.

[Anonymous No.53746139]

>>53744925
fixd

[Anonymous No.53746541]

>>53744907
>>53744942
>>53745014
>>53745374
>>53745407
>>53745629
>>53745784
>>53746091
>Hey, how's my little - what's that cheesy smell?
>Nothing mom.
>... OK. I haven't seen you come out of your room in a while, is everything okay? Are looking for work? Looks like McDonald's has a nice little sign-on bonus!
>N...no. I told you. I'm fudding chainlink mom. It's very important.
>'Fudding' the what?
>So I research things *gestures at folder on another monitor filled with 80 cock cage images* and post them at this group of guys that are going to make me live in a pod and eat bugs. They're linkies because they bought a cryptocurrency called chainlink.
>So THIS is what you've been doing for the last year? Have you made any money off of these crypto-coins at least?
>Oh not really. I had chainlink once thanks to my allowance... I bought some in 2021 at the top but then I signed up with Bancor and uh... well yeah that was that time you grounded me for losing my money.
>Wouldn't you feel better going outside and making money? All you do is wake up, sit at the computer, post about this link thing you don't have, and go to bed. Why do you do this to yourself?
>I don't know, mom. I don't fucking know.
>D-don't cry, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.53746903]

Yeh, I'm just gonna keep my Link stack anyway, thanks guys.

[Anonymous No.53746935]

But we still arent selling and never will

How does that make you feel?

[Anonymous No.53747666]

>>53744907
>duuuuuudddddddeee it's a heckin' consthpirathyyy!!!

[Anonymous No.53747676]

>>53747666
>uncleoldfaggot necrobumping his own thread
lol