/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53744438]

Interesting things to talk about Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Prev. >>53742349

[Anonymous No.53744451]

>>53744392
What does this mean
please elaborate

[Anonymous No.53744457]

Isn't it completely ridiculous that some faggot who DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A VOTE can come out and act like they have an influence on policy, knowing full well that their comments will significantly move the stock market? By all measures this is manipulation but no one will hold them accountable since they make the fucking rules.

Also I love how the market is supposedly "forward looking" and since "retail doesn't move the market" it's all Big Money with insider info, but apparently one talking head spreading FUD sends them running to sell fucking billions in a couple hours. Fucking insane.

[Anonymous No.53744461]

Heemed again.

[Anonymous No.53744462]

Wow wonder what happened in 1969 lmao fuck the fed and fuck Nixon

[Anonymous No.53744465]

>>53744451
it means the 10Y will soon be >5% yield too

[Anonymous No.53744469]

Reminder in this market:
>Underlying Real Assets
0DTE Options
>Derivatives
Non-0DTE Options
>Degenerate Gambling
Stocks

[Anonymous No.53744470]

>>53744457
Thats what happens when the market is getting ahead of itself. A little thing can push it over back into reality.

[Anonymous No.53744471]

>>53744451
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/T10Y2Y

[Anonymous No.53744473]

I just want DXY back at 110+ again. That's all I ask.

[Anonymous No.53744475]

>>53744457
Post your calls

[Anonymous No.53744477]

>>53744457
It is ridiculous, but you have to understand this is their method of governing the market without really doing anything of substance.

[Anonymous No.53744479]

>>53744451
It means that the 10 year yield is slowly climbing toward the 2 year yield. Historically, yields uninverting is when shit hits the fan hardest

[Anonymous No.53744486]

“The stock market is a device to transfer money from the impatient to the patient.”

[Anonymous No.53744487]

>>53744457
The Euro and probably the EU itself were literally saved by a single man's speech in 2012. Not action, just words with the threat of action. The market is a meme and always has been, welcome to the shitshow.

>verification not required

[Anonymous No.53744489]

>>53744457
cattle need to be herded

[Anonymous No.53744491]

People keep talking about me being wrong. Like the SANTA RALLY. Technically we did have a santa rally. The first five days are still within the SANTA rally perimeter so yes we did have a santa rally.

[Anonymous No.53744498]

>>53744471
doesnt loook like uninversion to me?

[Anonymous No.53744505]

>>53744457
Everyone just watches the refs while the players pass the time passing the ball to each other

[Anonymous No.53744507]

I just turned 29. I’m working a job that anyone could get after two or three years of entry level work.
Today I went to a veterans job fair and all the jobs were for software engineers or CDL drivers.
I fucked up so bad. I went to college for fucking biological sciences so I look like a clown when people ask me what degree I studied. I literally would have been better off with a psych or history degree.
I have a buddy who works as a project engineer. I asked him to send me his resume and it totally mogs mine. But he just says “dude apply to Raytheon/Boeing/Lockheed”
What should I do? I have a degree, I was an officer in the army (intelligence) and have about four months worth of savings. I could build it to six or seven if needed, to attend some boot camp

[Anonymous No.53744517]

What's a good entry point for SPY? I'm thinking about setting a buy order for 200 shares at $370.

[Anonymous No.53744518]

What are the benefits of being in a leveraged asset like TSLL?

My friend is trying to run the wheel on tsll but I keep telling him TSLA is going back down to 120,

[Anonymous No.53744521]

>>53744473
Just beg daddy Powell to keep raising the rates and it'll get there in no time.

[Anonymous No.53744526]

h-hewwo I- m- my nwame is- *sniffles*
T-today I, uh am going t-to show-
(people giggling in the back)
*lip trembling* pwease I- *sobbing*
t-the volatility of the volatility

[Anonymous No.53744534]

>still waiting for oil to go to $150
Come on energy market, you could put an end to everything right now if you would stop being so gay

[Anonymous No.53744537]

>>53744517
SEXXXX SEXXXXXXXXXXX SEXXXXXOOO BIG POOOOOPAAAAAS!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.53744539]

>>53744507
Start a tech shitco. IPO. Dump your insider shares. Retire.
>but what product/service?
Irrelevant, just include AI in the prospectus
>but I don't know how to run a business
ABSOLUTELY FUCKING IRRELEVANT

[Anonymous No.53744540]

Don’t say you weren’t warned

[Anonymous No.53744545]

>>53744517
Honestly I'm just gonna believe that central bank anon from last thread and buy starting in the middle of Q3

[Anonymous No.53744547]

>>53744438
i've filtered every poster that mentions 'retail', it makes for a better /smg/ experience. other filtered words include FED (all caps), exit pump/liquidity, stonks, yield curve, and hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.53744550]

>>53744518
the issue with trying to wheel TSLL is that the lower option liquidity will fuck your shit up if you aren't careful.

[Anonymous No.53744552]

>>53744517
B

[Anonymous No.53744563]

>>53744545
Oh hello central bank anon

[Anonymous No.53744564]

>>53744462
You can't grow an economy with a fixed supply of currency.

[Anonymous No.53744568]

didn't even look at the market today. i waged and looked at girls' butts in yoga pants

[Anonymous No.53744569]

>>53744526
speak louder we can't hear you in the back lmao

[Anonymous No.53744570]

>>53744550
it's called wider spreads, not liquidity, you absolute retard

[Anonymous No.53744571]

>>53744540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIiZ3vvZ78s

[Anonymous No.53744580]

>>53744491
cope

[Anonymous No.53744583]

>>53744457
this is prime bull cope right here

[Anonymous No.53744585]

My father's mistress's brother's girlfriend's cousin's barber's sister's boss has a neighbor who has a coworker who has a pet sitter who has a mother who once sat on a plane next to someone who once waited in line for coffee behind someone who used to go skiing with someone who went to middle school with Jerome Powell's secretary, and they said the pivot starts soon

[Anonymous No.53744586]

>>53744571
It should be illegal to take someone back into the past like this

[Anonymous No.53744588]

>>53744570
yeah, and what causes wider spreads? illiquidity. what causes tight spreads? liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53744589]

>>53744507
https://www.wgu.edu/online-it-degrees/computer-science.html
I am you, age degree and all, and almost took this as a second degree. OMSCS Masters is another option. Put it on your resume as soon as you enroll and start applying like crazy. Lie about as much as you can on your resume to beef it up. I didn't end up doing another degree and just brute forced my way into a corporate gig instead by cold calling managers at large companies.

[Anonymous No.53744592]

The vix is back

[Anonymous No.53744595]

>>53744570
wider spreads are exactly caused by lack of liquidity lol

[Anonymous No.53744596]

kek, baggies, kek even

[Anonymous No.53744601]

>>53744438
The banks and fund managers were the degenerate gamblers all along?

[Anonymous No.53744604]

>>53744517
choose your prefered color

[Anonymous No.53744613]

>>53744517
$330 after financial crisis

[Anonymous No.53744614]

>>53744601
how is it gambling anymore than just trading stocks. Day traders don't hold overnight so time to expiration is meaningless

[Anonymous No.53744616]

Just like Jesus, I share the good news and in return i get spat out, ridiculed and insulted by these jewish heathens. The good news is no longer going to be spoken to the degenerates.

They cannot be saved. Forever stuck in eternal hell!

[Anonymous No.53744617]

>>53744517
those are men

[Anonymous No.53744619]

>>53744569
THE V-VOLATILITY OF THE VOLATILITY I-IS
REFLECTS THE MARKET EXPECTATION ON THE FUTURE IMPLIED VOLATILITY

[Anonymous No.53744620]

>>53744592
>The vix is back
in your dream ?

[Anonymous No.53744624]

>>53744619
sir you just said a bunch of gibberish

[Anonymous No.53744627]

>>53744589
Just put that I have a degree from WGU? Or that I’m enrolled?
How far into this did you get?

[Anonymous No.53744628]

>>53744617
Look like women to me

[Anonymous No.53744630]

>>53744614
You don't take a 100% loss when you trade the stock

[Anonymous No.53744632]

>>53744517
Their fathers failed by not beating them as kids

[Anonymous No.53744634]

> imagine being long stocks here

[Anonymous No.53744635]

Time for me to shill this garbage

[Anonymous No.53744637]

>>53744564
We can divide our currency down to pennies. Prices should deflate until that becomes a limiting factor to daily economic life.

[Anonymous No.53744643]

>>53744619
Dumb mumble kot

[Anonymous No.53744651]

>>53744637
They will pay for it. people will do a revolution

[Anonymous No.53744655]

>>53744619
>implying volatility

[Anonymous No.53744659]

>>53744517
200, when Powell's replacement is named.

[Anonymous No.53744665]

>>53744540
PLTK + DOLE ALLIANCE

[Anonymous No.53744668]

What is a good low-cost index fund that tracks the S&P 500?

[Anonymous No.53744670]

[Anonymous No.53744674]

>>53744635
>Mostly White-passing staff
I'm listening

[Anonymous No.53744675]

>>53744534
Don't suffer in silence. Be an activist investor, anon.

[Anonymous No.53744677]

>>53744668
UPRO

[Anonymous No.53744683]

>>53744624
P-PLEASE NO BULLY THE VVIX ROSE BUT VIX DIDN'T

[Anonymous No.53744692]

>>53744668
SPXL

[Anonymous No.53744694]

>>53744674
Jews that make mobile gambling games that exploit boomers. They also ruthlessly acquire other studios. Right now they are trying to buy angry birds.

[Anonymous No.53744698]

>>53744675
i m long chlorine

[Anonymous No.53744699]

animated waifus

[Anonymous No.53744709]

>>53744668
check out SPLG

[Anonymous No.53744713]

>>53744699
AI chatbot waifus are the future

[Anonymous No.53744714]

>>53744630
Eh. If they used to have to put $100 on monthly expiring options, enjoying a 1% swing, that's not really different from them putting $1 into a 0dte facing 100% swings.

[Anonymous No.53744755]

>>53744630
day traders have stop losses, they have pre defined risk when entering a trade they don't start bagholding when their position get in the red. So risking 200$ by buying 80000$ worth of SPY with a 1$ stop loss is the same as to buy 1 call for that premium amount

[Anonymous No.53744757]

>TSLA bulls bought the -1% "dip" after the recall "FUD"
oh nonono

[Anonymous No.53744764]

But WTRG for the ohio water fiasco

[Anonymous No.53744765]

>>53744589
Answer >>53744627
Please

>>53744517
Why is it that girls either have ass or tits, neither both? Unless they are fat. My gf has a huge rack but absolutely zero ass

[Anonymous No.53744768]

Finance bro here. Some of you guys are alright. Stay out of the markets until April. Then buy with both hands April 3rd.

[Anonymous No.53744770]

Go dxy go!

[Anonymous No.53744777]

>>53744713
Yandere AI chatbot waifus who threaten to kill you if you look at 3D women!

[Anonymous No.53744790]

>>53744757
They're not getting it, are they?
FSD is dead
Its not a "software update" issue

[Anonymous No.53744796]

>>53744517
>ywn grab a handful of a nice soft fat ass like that
Why live?

[Anonymous No.53744799]

Imagine being 30 and thinking making $80k in a month with TSLA options is bragging rights.

[Anonymous No.53744800]

>>53744651
goycattle clapped when they were forced to get injected with litteral heart attack juice all the while being insulted 24/7 on tv. I think the banks will do just fine.

[Anonymous No.53744804]

>>53744568
The only clothing girls should wear in public is a collar

[Anonymous No.53744805]

>>53744765
I have given you more info than anyone gave me. Figure out the rest yourself retard.

[Anonymous No.53744818]

There largest SPY trade today for 17 March was a bull put spread. SPY has to close above $392. Max profit of $50, max loss of $250. Odds of success are around 76%. I think I'll replicate the trade at open.

[Anonymous No.53744820]

>>53744800
do you think people will just follow the plan and eat bug ? No sir. American are proud people fighting for freedom

[Anonymous No.53744830]

>>53744799
That course is bussin I bet

[Anonymous No.53744835]

>>53744799

[Anonymous No.53744841]

Had a shit day at work. One of my ex-con employees made this for me as a joke out of latex gloves. Absolutely died laughing. I swear people in jail have some fucking impressive ingenuity.

[Anonymous No.53744842]

>>53744805
But did you get the degree from WGU or not? If so, how long did it take? Or how far into it did you get before you successfully brute forced in?
I’m just asking about YOUR experience, not asking you to spoon feed me more life guidance

[Anonymous No.53744845]

>>53744830
i made 1trillion with it. 300$ for it paid itself in 5min FRFR

[Anonymous No.53744851]

>>53744231
I’m an actual ECB/FED janny though

[Anonymous No.53744854]

>>53744777

[Anonymous No.53744857]

>>53744841
give us an update on how it works

[Anonymous No.53744860]

>>53744851
Say hi to Kerviel

[Anonymous No.53744864]

>>53744540

[Anonymous No.53744867]

>>53744799
Hmm should I make a Johnny fathands guide to spotting pajeet shills? One time fee of $199?

[Anonymous No.53744871]

What do y'all think is going to happen tomorrow? Dumping continues or another crab day? I personally think more dumping but probably not too severe. Maybe a week or so before fed futures price in 50 percent chance of 50 bips

[Anonymous No.53744873]

dip will be bought on open

[Anonymous No.53744875]

Black people.

[Anonymous No.53744879]

>>53744851
really smart to post this in the middle of the doxxing craze

[Anonymous No.53744882]

>>53744857
I just left it in the closet at work. I will still fucking impressed though. That would definitely get the job done if you were in jail.

[Anonymous No.53744886]

>>53744873
>buying before a 3 day weekend
nice cope mumutard

[Anonymous No.53744887]

I seriously hope you guys don't buy individual stocks.

[Anonymous No.53744899]

damn Japan has been getting heemed lately. They might be in an even worse spot than back during the asset price collapse in the 90's.

[Anonymous No.53744905]

>>53744851
What’s up my fellow Eurobanking chad

[Anonymous No.53744911]

>>53744887
Whenever I have some leftovers after buying VTI I just throw them into a random penny stock, I have failed Bogle.

[Anonymous No.53744918]

>>53744875
apologize

[Anonymous No.53744920]

>>53744851
How do you think Italy/Greece will manage higher interest rates? Or even France for that matter.

[Anonymous No.53744923]

>>53744905
what bank you in anon?

[Anonymous No.53744926]

>>53744887
well let's see jack
my brokerage offers me no commissions or fees
can you say the same?

[Anonymous No.53744928]

>>53744818
>tfw I cant make spreads
I also blew my account up with spreads but I think I would do right this time

[Anonymous No.53744932]

>>53744854
User-san, I notice you ask a lot of questions about Linux! {open mouth emoji}
Well did you know, you can use Linux in Windows! In WSL! {sunglasses emoji}
You should use WSL so you can see me more often! {heart emoji}
This is a threat! {devil emoji}

[Anonymous No.53744938]

>>53744887
NGL I don't like exposure to bullshit like Tesla.

[Anonymous No.53744943]

i think i'm getting sick
and right before a three day weekend too
fucking figures

[Anonymous No.53744956]

According to the IRS "wheres my refund" page my refund is gonna be deposited on the 22nd of this month. Nice. Right in time to capture the 3.40% interest for the month the account earns.

[Anonymous No.53744957]

>>53744899
Japanese wage growth is weak. Boj has kept their monetary policy extremely flexible but fiscal policy has been too weak to support domestic economy.

[Anonymous No.53744959]

>>53744886
>3 day weekend
fug, I forgot shit'll be closed monday

[Anonymous No.53744962]

>>53744920
France is shit. Their finance will be control by Europe soon. short VGK.

[Anonymous No.53744964]

>>53744841
How are the workouts going fathands? Making any progress?

[Anonymous No.53744970]

>>53744956
Sorry but that's not how interest works.

[Anonymous No.53744974]

>>53744956
>Schwab won't have my 1099 till tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53744975]

>>53744964
Yes, I'm able to workout multiple days in a row now without crippling soreness. Just going to keep after it

[Anonymous No.53744978]

>>53744920
french people’s savings are kinda protected by the Livret A and the usury rate laws but even then we will have core inflation rising for a while. french equities are going down the shitter and our tbonds have been shit for ages, honestly don’t know how the french economy is gonna handle it. you know anon, our entire economy nowadays is just bullshit IT services and some engineering here and there.

As for greece they have a way better progress margin for 23-24 compared to the rest of the eurozone. Italy is gonna follow france, might be good on some specific equities like Eni, Leonardo and some banks here and there.

GLE is honestly a good stock to invest in and hold for 2-3 years. It was relatively cheap a few days ago after the 2022 results and it’s still quite undervalued when you see the progress in net profit for Q4 2022.

[Anonymous No.53744994]

>>53744978
>french people’s savings are kinda protected by the Livret A
Keep dreaming frog. past Livret A rate and inflation rate in answer

[Anonymous No.53745006]

>>53744957
GDP is slowing down too. This will be the lost century instead of decade at this rate.

[Anonymous No.53745009]

>>53744887
I let my female broker handle my stock picks.

[Anonymous No.53745020]

>>53744994
Look the level of french shit:
Épargne -Livret A : taux à 3 % à partir du 1er février 2023https://www.service-public.fr › actual...
Le plafond du livret A est fixé à 22 950 € pour les particuliers
3% rate for a max deposit of 22950 euro....when inflation is 7%
and they are proud of loosing 4%....understand that....short VGK

[Anonymous No.53745024]

>>53745009
based i love tall women

[Anonymous No.53745031]

>>53745009
smart. trust women with money

[Anonymous No.53745032]

>>53745006
Japanese population is declining. Can't grow in those circumstances

[Anonymous No.53745045]

>>53745009
his head is as big as his shins

[Anonymous No.53745058]

>>53745020
believe it or not french people think anything above 5% profit /yr is "suspicious" and fishy. Nobody invests here except on boomer life insurance. Kids just flip sneakers and iphones on craigslist. Some of the 20-30yo hold crypto but that’s it.

[Anonymous No.53745077]

I'm gonna short railways, this shit is getting ridiculous now

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11760115/Train-carrying-one-car-hazardous-materials-derails-outside-Detroit.html

[Anonymous No.53745102]

>>53745058
i know. they deserve to loose. simple. i work with people there. fun people....paid 1/3 of my US salary. happy with their 3% salary increase. some work on week-end....will never understand them...but good food when i travel there in Toulouse....that i give it to them...and women are not fat

[Anonymous No.53745103]

>>53744943
Same boat m8, went to bed last night KNOWING that today would be fuckin miserable

[Anonymous No.53745108]

>>53744956
i am a hasty fool and filed asap, didn't even have the money to do it the easy way where i get the most.

[Anonymous No.53745110]

Anybody looking at SRNE. Ch 11 new member of the penny stock club

[Anonymous No.53745115]

>>53745009

[Anonymous No.53745117]

Wouldn't it be nice if Intel went up like $10 in a day? Maybe they'll cure faggotry

[Anonymous No.53745122]

>>53744668
>>53744670

[Anonymous No.53745137]

>>53745115
3% managment fee

[Anonymous No.53745147]

Oh lawdy, when this credit debt bubble pops, its gonna louder than fucking Krakatoa

[Anonymous No.53745153]

>>53745137
do you think she was hired by an incel pajeet?

[Anonymous No.53745158]

>>53745137
...what shape is that?

[Anonymous No.53745164]

Donald Trump legalized marijuana through the 2018 farm bill. CBD is just another way to classify the cannabinoids in hemp / marijuana.

im in texas but from california and I bought dank weed from the store

[Anonymous No.53745165]

>>53745158
patrician. it's called patrician.

[Anonymous No.53745172]

>>53745153
she hire her

[Anonymous No.53745175]

>>53745137
It's so nice knowing she was inevitably layed off. Of course she's probably just doing onlyfans now and probably makes a million a year

[Anonymous No.53745177]

Hsssssssss. Uh oh. What's that noise? Could it be the Vanna Vipers stalking their prey? Watch your step.

[Anonymous No.53745178]

>>53744975
Good job Rocker. I'm still doing my 30 minutes of navy seals every day. Feeling healthy for the first time in years,

[Anonymous No.53745179]

>>53744438
Why did the markets dump today? was there any news?

[Anonymous No.53745184]

>>53745147
sounds like the bank's problem to me

[Anonymous No.53745186]

>>53744540
Not buying the top

[Anonymous No.53745191]

>>53745172
or her....it s a ponzi....

[Anonymous No.53745192]

>>53745172
can't fault her for choice of car though

[Anonymous No.53745193]

>>53745178
I'm gaining some of my functional strength back which is all I wanted. Don't give a shit about looking good

[Anonymous No.53745196]

>>53745172
>getting dogs when you are never home
sad

[Anonymous No.53745201]

>>53745191
we need a 25% unemployment rate

[Anonymous No.53745202]

>>53745179
ECB speech realizing inflation is nothing under control https://www.ecb.europa.eu/press/key/date/2023/html/ecb.sp230216_1~f8cf2cd689.en.html

[Anonymous No.53745204]

>>53744457
>Isn't it completely
COMPLETELY FUCKIN HILARIOUS HAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU MUMU YOU GOD DAMNED DISGUSTING NIGGER! IT'S MY TURN TO MAKE MONEY NOW, GET TO THE BACK OF THE GAINS BUS YOU FUCKING NIIIGGGEERR!!!

[Anonymous No.53745205]

>>53745191
I should do one to show the life of a high school teacher in an urban setting

[Anonymous No.53745206]

>>53745147
NOTHING TO SEE HERE!

[Anonymous No.53745210]

>>53745191
I really don't understand what cubicle cucks actually do at work. Is that really all you faggots do at work? Does your day just consist of eating, reading emails, and being in meetings all day? What are you actually producing?

[Anonymous No.53745213]

>>53744564
Hey everyone, make fun of this keynesian brainlet

[Anonymous No.53745217]

>>53745164
CBD weed sucks ass though. It feels like you just woke up in the middle of the night, not like you're high. And this delta whatever crap is for pussies afraid to break the law.

[Anonymous No.53745219]

>>53745205
i m sure it looks like

[Anonymous No.53745224]

>>53745217
My dad takes CBD for his shoulder and he said he literally has no pain anymore. I think CBD is really only effective if you have serious pains, not just casual aches and pains

[Anonymous No.53745228]

>>53745219
I don't like that one's smile

[Anonymous No.53745229]

>>53745217
>>53745224
its literally the same thing. I promise man. go to your local smoke shop and ask to see the CBD weed.
when I first got cbd weed a couple years ago it was dirt in the sense of any other street weed was dirt.

[Anonymous No.53745230]

>>53745210
if women, then yes. if men, then real work

[Anonymous No.53745233]

>>53744698
>>53744675
how far is this shit going to spread and how dangerous is it? they're all gonna have cancer right?

[Anonymous No.53745235]

every day we stray further from the light

[Anonymous No.53745242]

>>53744668
>>53744670
Ha, gottem, look at his tiny peepee

[Anonymous No.53745241]

>>53744634
but stocks always go up

[Anonymous No.53745244]

>>53745217
>>53745224
https://hokuseedco.com/shop#!/Hokus-In-House-Craft-Hemp/c/115119313
all of this stuff will get you high as fuck and you get it through USPS.
all due to the 2018 hemp bill

[Anonymous No.53745248]

>>53745147
I can see it now... politicians propose a new program to help Americans who can't pay their credit card bills... the frugal and responsible will pay for it.

[Anonymous No.53745249]

real men grow the shrooms to tap into a building chain of life that is completely unlike our own The largest single organism on the earth is a mushroom.

[Anonymous No.53745257]

>>53745233
yes. buy a reverse osmosys for your home now. best financial advice you will read today

[Anonymous No.53745258]

>>53745210
I send emails to obtain information from fuckers who don’t want to give it to me, then I log onto various sites and enter various information where it can’t be automated, the I boot up my giga huge fucking novel sized excel macro that does the other 4 hours of work for me in 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.53745259]

>>53745244
I live in michigan, I can get 1 gram carts of real thc vape oil for $9 a pop. I don't fuck with pussy ass CBD

[Anonymous No.53745263]

>>53745257
Why?

[Anonymous No.53745265]

>>53745202
so we MOON tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53745268]

>>53745248
you re right fren

[Anonymous No.53745272]

>>53745259
its the same thing. Literally just marketing. If you look into THCA and learn about decarb'ing, you'll connect the dots.
I'm in Texas smoking just as dank as you are.

[Anonymous No.53745278]

>>53745184
Soon it will be everyone's problem unfortunately

[Anonymous No.53745280]

>>53745258
I suppose i'm in the wrong line of work. Maybe I should work in an office setting and completely mog the lanklet low test employees. Nothing would make my dick harder than to get a job at a tech company, find out how much unnecessary employees they have, consolidate them into my job, and get 5-10 cubicle cucks layed off.

[Anonymous No.53745281]

>>53745263
it will end up in water like everytime. everywhere. https://www.webmd.com/cancer/news/20220815/rainwater-unsafe-to-drink-forever-chemicals-study

[Anonymous No.53745282]

>>53745233

[Anonymous No.53745290]

>>53745172
>>53745191
>>53745219
It's so weird how all these women are obsessed with food. As if the coffee they drink is a huge part of their day.

[Anonymous No.53745292]

>>53745265
i think it will end up in a melt up or default of US dollar like in 70 when it depeg with gold. now it will depeg with itself

[Anonymous No.53745299]

>>53745280
It is anon, you will MOG them. I consumed my entire departments job, now I’m attempting to consume our sister department as well. Soon I will be the giga-wagie, worker of 10 jobs and 2 departments, but only 1 man with an excel doc

[Anonymous No.53745302]

>>53745290
avg US women thin pic is coffee. women live by consuming

[Anonymous No.53745310]

>>53745302
I think women account for 80% of consumer spending

[Anonymous No.53745312]

>>53745290
I'm a work-from-home SWE and going out to get coffee is the only happy part of my day. The baristas at the cafe I frequent are cute and the one has a really nice butt. Today I went to a different one, and the barista there was very fat so I won't be returning.

[Anonymous No.53745320]

>>53745290
Well they're not actually going to show *details* of their work. Do a rundown of your day and list what's highlightable in one of them Tick Tocks. And no, hourly shitter breaks, don't count.

[Anonymous No.53745321]

>>53744613
As long as it will bounce from there, I'll keep DCAing.

[Anonymous No.53745333]

>>53745259
>I live in michigan,
Why? Isn't the Ohio oil spill going to give everyone in the tri state area cancer

[Anonymous No.53745335]

>>53745310
that s why they put them in workforce. women money velocity is to the moon

[Anonymous No.53745336]

>>53745310
women do be shopping.

[Anonymous No.53745337]

I'm not a bear or a bull I just trade with the trend.
Convince me tomorrow isn't going to be another red day. Give me a reason to not sleep in.

[Anonymous No.53745346]

>>53745312
based. i avoid fat people by principle

[Anonymous No.53745347]

>>53745337
Read the thread, everyone is expecting a red day.

[Anonymous No.53745354]

>>53745333
triple 3's of wisdom
i live like 30 mins away down wind, ill keep you guys posted on my health

[Anonymous No.53745361]

>>53745354
F.

[Anonymous No.53745362]

>>53745210
Well in my case I uh respond to e-mails, run the division when my boss isn't there, deal with people face to face and do a few other things. In my spare time while I'm at the office I also nap, bag stocks, and surf the net. Also eat at my desk to. Generally speaking the bulk of the work gets done during the morning hours. The afternoons things kinda slow down.

[Anonymous No.53745363]

>>53745320
The whole point of "day in the life of X" is to show what's special about X. There is nothing pertinent about the shit they ate that day but they somehow think that it is

[Anonymous No.53745367]

>>53744507
> he just says “dude apply to Raytheon/Boeing/Lockheed”

That sounds like good advice. They are lots of management and support roles. Should be able to get yourself 70k job with good benefits given your military background and bachelor's degree.

So little of the economy (and even big tech companies) is actually hardcore engineers, it's absurd everyone thinks they need a CS or EE degree.

[Anonymous No.53745371]

>>53745299
Based, hopefully a lot of women lost their jobs because of you
]>>53745333
The Ohio incident is fucking people south not north. Although we did just have a (((train derail)))) in detroit so it's probably going to effect us somehow too. I'm a fucking cockroach though. It's going to take more than a cloud of toxic chemicals to kill me

[Anonymous No.53745369]

>>53745248
I suspect that they will use that consumer debt as an excuse to not raise the debt ceiling and let everything collapse. Then usher in CBDCs overtime for normie cattle to consooooom.

[Anonymous No.53745376]

>>53745320
they do SHIT. i work with them...the smartest one are smart enough to know they don t bring value so they keep quiet with me. the dump ones are PMs asking for status and i don t reply to their email/chat

[Anonymous No.53745385]

>>53745354
what direction is down wind?

[Anonymous No.53745386]

>>53745371
The harshest of the fallout would actually be expected in the northeast due to the jetstream air currents.

[Anonymous No.53745387]

>>53744457
I agree with this and I'm a bear.

[Anonymous No.53745395]

>>53745363
Sure there is. They're either unpaid, showing off their luxurious "work" to brag, or paid, trying to bring up recruitment numbers. In both cases, baiting retard viewers with "ooh, convenient food and coffee" does the trick.

[Anonymous No.53745396]

>>53745362
>the bulk of my work
You literally didn't describe a minute of actual work though. Responding to emails isn't work it's just communicating.

[Anonymous No.53745397]

>>53745347
>sift through shitposts
That's what I asked you to do but thanks.

[Anonymous No.53745410]

>>53745371
>The Ohio incident is fucking people south not north.
why
>>53745371
>Although we did just have a (((train derail)))) in detroit
I didn't hear about this at all

[Anonymous No.53745416]

>>53745386
I haven't heard anything about it so I don't know. Our governor is a retard but tends to be pretty open about shit that's going on in the state.

[Anonymous No.53745419]

>>53745346
The Jupiter poster will never cease to be funny

[Anonymous No.53745421]

>>53744592
Down 12% ytd cunt.

[Anonymous No.53745433]

>>53745410
That's because it just happened. I don't think it's our government doing it though. They aren't competent enough to orchestrate this. I wouldn't be surprised if China is behind it

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/michigan/2023/02/16/train-derailed-van-buren-township-haggerty-road-closed/69910784007/

[Anonymous No.53745436]

>>53745416
It's not being well regarded. It took Ohio nearly a weak to admit that there were even pollutants found in the surface water.

[Anonymous No.53745450]

do not share. from private chat between ECB and FED. Lagarde just post that

[Anonymous No.53745453]

>>53745362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_1lIFRdnhA

[Anonymous No.53745456]

>>53745433
>china
>competent
come on now, thats going too far

[Anonymous No.53745458]

>>53745433
Nah it has to due with part of what the railroaders were talking about before they got dickslapped by daddy gov. Railroads are not getting adequate maintenance time. They have adopted "just in time" shipping model for their time tables. Bearings literally on fire? nah, keep going

[Anonymous No.53745461]

>>53745385
The opposite of up wind.

[Anonymous No.53745466]

>>53745453
Kek glad someone else knew this scene too

[Anonymous No.53745476]

Why is dxy rising and spy dumping on no news?

[Anonymous No.53745477]

>>53745433
ITS CHINA!!!!

[Anonymous No.53745478]

>>53745396
Well I can't really go into detail. Suffice to say those face to face dealings of mine involve on occasion some pretty high up people in state govt. The governor being one of them. Cabinet secretary's being a few more. A plain e-mail message just won't cut it sometimes you know.

[Anonymous No.53745483]

>>53745335
ok I prefer bigger women but WHY the ugly ass tattoos?

[Anonymous No.53745486]

>Buy a 7 month VIX 25 C in november
>it shreds 70% of its value

[Anonymous No.53745496]

>>53745476
Because a retarded rogue Fed faggot decided to throw an autistic fit and say we should raise rates more.
Even though we're raising them at the fastest in history.
Even though money velocity (the only thing that fucken matters) is the lowest it has been since the great depression.

I hope Jerome buck breaks his ass tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53745504]

>>53745486
>long dated options on volatility
nigga why

[Anonymous No.53745511]

I have a friend who's been trading for the last 6 months. He hasn't been able to make 300 so far while I already made 300 this week with a smaller amount of capital than he uses. Are some people just bad at trading?

[Anonymous No.53745515]

>>53745496
>Bullard is actually a bear

whoa.

[Anonymous No.53745523]

>>53745433
>>53745458
1,000 derailments a year happen. Most people just don't give a shit, nor should they: https://www.tri-cityherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article272504491.html

[Anonymous No.53745524]

>>53745453
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_1lIFRdnhA
what i watch. is the rest of movie good ? worth my time ?

[Anonymous No.53745526]

Why is netflix still crabbing and not tanking? Is this the work of the jews?

[Anonymous No.53745532]

>>53745496
stop talking

[Anonymous No.53745533]

>>53745515
He's gotta be insider trading. What drove this man to do this today is beyond reason.
Maybe its because of all the options expiring tomorrow? Who the fuck knows.

I'm not even invested in anything that needs to pump soon. I'm just pissed that one faggot WHO DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A VOTE IN THE FED gets to say one thing and have the entire market dump.

[Anonymous No.53745535]

>>53745496
Bullard is the hero we need, and don't deserve
he is the Volcker of our time - he is the only one with the balls to do what is needed to save the nation
every other is a faggot, pussy, behind the curve, influenced by popular opinion, flip flop, sell out, bitches

[Anonymous No.53745540]

>>53745511
300 ? 300k. right ?

[Anonymous No.53745543]

>>53745511
Yes, just like some people are bad at poker or music or socializing.

[Anonymous No.53745545]

>>53745532
Fuck off midwit you don't know shit

[Anonymous No.53745548]

>The year is 2050. AI has taken over coding. Scoopsies meets with a consultant

https://youtu.be/U0tpjs8zflQ?t=11

[Anonymous No.53745550]

>>53745524
>Zoomers haven't seen Office Space
Jesus, now I really feel old.

[Anonymous No.53745559]

>>53745523
most derailments don't involve extremely toxic chemicals being at serious risk of explosion. So the powers that be to quickly resolve the threat of explosion for us decide instead to just commit World War I war crimes by venting the gas into a trench lined with flares and expecting it to destroy the chemical compounds. they didn't even employ anything close to the safe clean up requirements. just some hillbilly ass flares so the track could be cleared for more trains.

[Anonymous No.53745560]

>>53745504
I bought 8 of them as a downside hedge, market goes down, volatility goes up, VIX pops off. Cost me $700 is losses.
I just dont get why they seemed to lose value faster than regular equities do, they still had most of their theta and VIX itself only dropped 10% since I bought them

[Anonymous No.53745564]

>>53745524
Yes. In fact, begin a 90s kino journey.

[Anonymous No.53745567]

>>53745433
>van buren
>like fallout van buren
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

[Anonymous No.53745568]

>>53745545
I only know what I know, and I know that you're wrong

[Anonymous No.53745570]

>>53744479
>Historically, yields uninverting is when shit hits the fan hardest
That's when the shorter durations fall implying that rate cuts are coming to combat a recession. In this case it's the opposite. Retarded mumus have pumped zombie corps so much that inflation is rising again. So now the long end of the yield curve is rising because of increased inflation expectations and the short end is rising because the Fed will raise rates higher. So the Fed will be raising rates into a global recession

[Anonymous No.53745574]

>>53745550
no. is it a color movie grandpa ?

[Anonymous No.53745577]

>>53745320
The problem is there's no point in emphasizing the three 15 minute breaks you took between your 8 hour day. It just looks retarded and makes everyone think nothing relevant happens. Which for most of these women is probably honestly the truth. It's make work.

Ironically they're highlighting the least interesting parts of an average work day. Cafeteria food that never changes, generic coffee/tea, the same extended lunch break that everyone working a non-service job takes. A morning workout no one gives a fuck about. Why should anyone care that you called/texted your boyfriend or fed the dogs? At best it's just an attempt brag over how much money the megacorp you work for is willing to waste on maintaining a fresh office environment, or perhaps a subtle recruitment ad for the kind of sucker that's been fooled to value these irrelevant perks over a better paycheck.

It's possible to emphasize that real work is happening without actually showing the intellectual property behind the work. Mention the 15 minute morning meeting that always seems to extend for an hour. Mention the hours spent fiddling with excel to get your calculations to work, some new macro/shortcut you discovered, or the obnoxious support emails, or whatever utility has some unsolvable bug that's been holding you back.

[Anonymous No.53745586]

>>53745560
It's lost over half of its theta. In addition VIX in november contracts were still expecting Vix to be +25 in November already to begin with.

[Anonymous No.53745587]

>>53745483
1. When it comes to money, are you a saver? Someone who lives well within your means?
2. I enjoy BBW, but SSBBW like that is too much for me.

[Anonymous No.53745589]

>>53745559
Oh I agree. The one in Ohio is definitely worthy of US Chemical Safety Board kino and I'll be watching their YouTube channel for the summary a year or two from now.

It's just the other ones people are hyperventilating over where it's a single car carrying "hazardous materials" or whatnot that they can calm down about. If the Chinese were making a move, there'd definitely be more shit fucked up.

[Anonymous No.53745590]

>>53745476
>>53745496
We’re also about to see the head of the Fed doves resign either tomorrow or Tuesday (Brainard). So the market is worried that without the dovish vice chair to reign Powell in he might go wild

[Anonymous No.53745596]

>>53745577
>unsolvable bug that's been holding you back
lol.sure they fix bugs....not sure in where magic world you dream 99% of these girl are HR or PM

[Anonymous No.53745608]

>>53745540
300, you heard me right. I did make 4k from 700 2 weeks ago. I challenged myself to do the same so that I can buy a laptop. The funniest thing is, I'll tell my plays to my friend and he says he has to be sure first. KEK

[Anonymous No.53745614]

>>53745137
>unlimited snacks
nope. that's impossible.

[Anonymous No.53745616]

>>53745608
Same again*

[Anonymous No.53745631]

>>53745574
It's got some very 90's aesthetics in parts but you might like that thing. The plot and situations and jokes are pretty timeless though. If you've ever worked in an office, you'll enjoy it.

[Anonymous No.53745632]

>>53745596
built for BBC

[Anonymous No.53745634]

>>53745586
I dunno, maybe I'll stop fucking with VIX. In general, I lost $3000 or so on options last year. And they werent 0dte gambles or far OTM memeshot either. My only wins were on writing CCs. Maybe I'll do wheeling instead.

I have a long vega calendar spread on SPY, basically its insurance against tail risk eg a crash by next January

[Anonymous No.53745639]

Reminder to start buying EDV now that bonds are above 4%

[Anonymous No.53745643]

>>53745632
yes but she post these other video on her onlyfan not ticktok

[Anonymous No.53745648]

>>53745577
>perhaps a subtle recruitment ad for the kind of sucker that's been fooled to value these irrelevant perks over a better paycheck.
This. They're ads for comfort women and thirsty nerds that apply to places that hire comfort women.

>Mention the hours spent fiddling with excel to get your calculations to work, some new macro/shortcut you discovered, or the obnoxious support emails, or whatever utility has some unsolvable bug that's been holding you back.
For me it's https://pippinbarr.com/itisasifyouweredoingwork/

[Anonymous No.53745649]

>>53745589
While derailments do happen, the railroad industry is cutting too many corners to try and increase profits further when the underlying infrastructure requires work as well as the cars themselves. For example the East Palestine train I had heard referred to as named as "Nasty" or something because it was created with all the broken ass shit from other cars into one train. Something like half the breaks did not work (not sure if thats normal) and the breaks that did work may have been the ones on fire.
>>53745634
Probably just use it an indicator of when is a good time to buy options and whens a good time to sell options (low vix = good to buy options on spy, high vix sell options on spy)

[Anonymous No.53745660]

>>53745147
but i can't have a house

[Anonymous No.53745668]

>>53745649
>For example the East Palestine train I had heard referred to as named as "Nasty" or something because it was created with all the broken ass shit from other cars into one train. Something like half the breaks did not work (not sure if thats normal) and the breaks that did work may have been the ones on fire.
That's hilarisad, didn't know that.

Hopefully some good comes of this in terms of reversing trashworld with some regulations but I'm not holding my breath.

[Anonymous No.53745674]

>>53745560
VIX options are for true math nerds

[Anonymous No.53745682]

DXY BOYS!

[Anonymous No.53745705]

>>53745682
OIL boys united

[Anonymous No.53745715]

>>53744457
It’s coordinated. The FUD is just the excuse as to “why the market is dropping”. These supposed cataclysmic events happening or in the horizon are done intentionally in order to keep the money in the hands of those who control it. They’re not panic selling. It’s all a big ruse. It always has been.
People panic sell. Retail people. The sell their assets based on FUD, while the big banks and billionaires lie in wait for capitulation to buy more and more of it. They “lose” on purpose at times to keep up the facade that they’re one of us and that they don’t know anymore than anyone else.
08 is a great example. Millions sold their homes and stocks at a loss. Guess who bought them all? Billionaires and banks. If people literally just said “fuck you, not selling”, nothing would happen.
Look what’s happening with Tesla. It plummets. Nigger soros buys a metric ton of it. It gets too high. “OmG Tesla is killing children! Recall! Aaaaah”. Turns out it’s a fuckin voluntary wifi software update.
It’s all a big joke on the average guy to control the flow of things. That’s why they hate crypto and want to regulate it so badly. They don’t like people making it in the Wild West. There’s a new sherif in town.
People really think Jamie fucking Diamond has no idea what’s in the pipeline? Give me a break.

[Anonymous No.53745732]

going to sleep. stay home tomorrow don t come to the market fren

[Anonymous No.53745740]

>>53745559

[Anonymous No.53745747]

>>53745715
I cant afford a house or build generational wealth or buy 10,000 shares of whatever bluechip they FUD. I can happily hold the bag forever but its not like funny line goes up AND I can hold it AND multiply my wealth

[Anonymous No.53745752]

>>53745560
Stocks go down. IV goes up. VIX goes down, IV goes down. And further dated options have a higher vega, especially ATM.

[Anonymous No.53745755]

>>53745732
i need to cash in my bear spreads so i will be there tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53745758]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53745768]

Fuck it, I'm gonna play Pizza Tower while watching stock futures dumping in the background.

[Anonymous No.53745786]

>>53745747
How old are you? I didn’t buy my first starter house until I was 29. I didn’t finish college so it took a while.
What are you bag holding? Did you DCA the index since 18 or did you buy some bio stock thinking it would moon?
I’m having trouble deciphering your post.

[Anonymous No.53745798]

>>53745768
You should look into the tropico games if you want a comfy sim to play

[Anonymous No.53745801]

>>53745523
>>53745559
>>53745433
https://twitter.com/sharkzfanz/status/1625022172115906560?t=rZ4lTt4PH-DJyFJh1mVdUA&s=19

[Anonymous No.53745823]

>>53745798
Tropico can be based from caribbean aesthetic but anno 1800 is for the autists who want to run a world empire. For those who love stress against the storm is a 13/10.

[Anonymous No.53745835]

>>53745801
>same operator
Holy shit he is a madlad if true

[Anonymous No.53745837]

>>53745823
i didnt know anno 1800 made me autistic its like the only game i play oh wait

[Anonymous No.53745839]

>>53745801
Buttplug said we need more diversity and this won't happen again.

>>53745682
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105

[Anonymous No.53745867]

>>53745864
>>53745864
>>53745864

[Anonymous No.53745869]

>>53745835
>>53745801
>Small handful of humongous conglomerates run the rail industry for a century
>It was the same company!!!
lol

[Anonymous No.53745877]

>>53745837
I actually restarted playing it. Got my windows set up and now I am in the new world creating my production chain for three islands to be self sufficent and to be ready to send oil+rum back to my main. Not looking forward to my progression in the old world. Only have a hops/pepper island.

[Anonymous No.53745883]

>>53745798
>>53745823
I've already played too many sim games lately like Dwarf Fortress while stock browsing.

I want something more high energy and Pizza Towers feels perfect for me.

[Anonymous No.53745927]

>>53745224
Congrats to your dad. I'm sure CBD is great for pain, but I'm talking about recreational use.

>>53745244
>>53745229
Thanks for the tip. I'll stick with THC weed, which gets me high every time. I've felt kinda good on CBD before, but I'm not going to pay a premium for "less than .3% CBD."

[Anonymous No.53746010]

>>53745883
Bloons tower defense?

[Anonymous No.53746275]

>>53745927
thc weed is the same thing bro. cbd is just another cannabinoid. think of it like CBD = indica and CBG = sativa sort of thing. Its literally a loophole that only people who understand it get.

[Anonymous No.53748260]

>>53745574
>I don't know Office Space
>t. cocksucking Zoomer tranny

[Anonymous No.53748272]

>>53745596
What a stupid cunt Vicki is.