/smg/ stock market general

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741087]

And just like that, TSLA will never be above $200 again edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

[Anonymous No.53741100]

Stop sexualising women frens, they're not our toys they're human beings with feelings and wants

[Anonymous No.53741099]

BOBOS RISE

[Anonymous No.53741102]

Lmao jannies triggered by human sub-species.

[Anonymous No.53741104]

>mfw they just pump it back up again tomorrow

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741106]

>previous thread
>>53740082

[Anonymous No.53741108]

I'm losing money on my Jewish stocks.

[Anonymous No.53741110]

Tomorrow will be green because Monday is a holiday and no autist will want to hold their shorts for 3 day holiday

[Anonymous No.53741109]

i dont even want money anymore, i just want total jew death. is that too much to fucking ask for

[Anonymous No.53741111]

I need this shitty stock to keep dropping so my puts print

[Anonymous No.53741112]

>>53741087
>And just like that, TSLA will never be above $200 again edition
Should I sell all my TSLA?

[Anonymous No.53741114]

>>53741109
Not at all, friend. Not at all.

[Anonymous No.53741115]

Rolling for tiddy monster gf

[Anonymous No.53741116]

>>53741087
Tripfag nigger faggot OP

[Anonymous No.53741118]

Crazy how europe is basically at ATH

[Anonymous No.53741122]

>>53741087
Ahem,
Fuck the jannies,
Fuck the niggers,
Fuck the anti christ,
amen

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741124]

>>53741116
sorry

[Anonymous No.53741126]

>It actually took two weeks after FOM for the bear market to start
Kek

[Anonymous No.53741131]

>>53741109
Please tone down your antisemitism or we won't be able to have those threads anymore.

[Anonymous No.53741132]

So some Hawkish boomer has been who doesn’t even have fed voting rights and has been borderline insane for the last 5 years thinks we need a higher increase in rate hikes when these hikes are the fastest in history and money velocity is dangerously low?

Can someone shut them up?

[Anonymous No.53741135]

>>53741111
did NTDOY not tradmark their unknown series of pokemon?

[Anonymous No.53741136]

https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI
>WE'RE IN BEAR MARKET
>LOOK AT THAT
>LOOK AT IT
>TAKE THEM ALL OUT FOR THE BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM
>I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT YOU COULDN'T STAY OVERBOUGHT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET OVERBOUGHT
>WE TOLD YOU THAT YOU WE DIDN'T WANT TO SEE YOU GET HOOKED
>AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED
>HERE YOU GO
>WE CALL THIS A CAPITULATION
>THAT'S A BIG SHAKE OUT
>WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
>EVEN CRAMER DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU
>WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
>WE TOLD YOU 2 WEEKS AGO
>WHAT HAPPENS TO EXUBERANCE
>IS THAT EXUBERANCE CAN MAKE UP THE DIFFERENCE IN ONE DAY
>BUDDY, LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER!
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>CANCEL ALL ORDERS
>LOOK AT THAT
>THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO THE BULLS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXUBERANCE

[Anonymous No.53741138]

Opinion on using TSLL for wheelin

[Anonymous No.53741141]

>>53741100
Go back to pol faggot

[Anonymous No.53741144]

>>53741100
what if their needs are sexual?

[Anonymous No.53741146]

>>53741087
Biden announced TSLA taking over charging station infrastructure
how is some shitty recall causing this many mumu fears?

[Anonymous No.53741149]

>>53741115
Wtfwt

[Anonymous No.53741155]

>Bought Hubspot
>Bought Doordash
>Both are up aftermarket

[Anonymous No.53741157]

Is the “bill market” in the room with us now anon?

[Anonymous No.53741161]

I have been heemed

[Anonymous No.53741164]

>>53741118
Remember when they said Europe was dead because gas shortages and putin crap, pretty much everything the crowd assumes the opposite is always true I’ve learned

[Anonymous No.53741169]

https://youtu.be/qEAiEv1cN0s
Comfy wc3 match from a few days ago

[Anonymous No.53741171]

test am I banned again

[Anonymous No.53741173]

>>53741118
Europe/germany has many solid stocks that pay good dividends. America has been a casino for longer

[Anonymous No.53741175]

My NANCies made a little STANKY today

[Anonymous No.53741179]

>>53741122
Will SPY hit ATH again in our lifetime or is this the decline of America? China looks insanely powerful both economically and militarily and are already starting to bully America with balloons that US can't do anything to stop. No way China would do this if they weren't confident that they could beat America. China never used to do this 20 years ago. Dark times ahead for US economy IMO.

[Anonymous No.53741182]

>>53741136
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuWEEKeJLMI

[Anonymous No.53741183]

>>53741157
Bill market. Get fucked typo boy.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741188]

>>53741146
Biden announced that TSLA charging stations will have to be accessible by electric vehicles from all brands

and then on top of that, there was a big recall because of self driving software plowing people into walls or something

[Anonymous No.53741192]

this is the cleanest short setup ever
>top of its uptrend channel
>ugly ass candle today
>all the shit i've posted throughout the week about the valuation being absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.53741197]

>>53741188
Animetripfag. Please never post again you attention seeking faggot.

[Anonymous No.53741205]

>>53741132
Speculating like that should be illegal but of course it's not. MACD and RSI on pretty much everything has been too spicy this week so inevitably the market overreacted to some faggot jawboning. Watch everything get back to technical buy levels by Tuesday and suddenly we moon again. Dumb fucking assholes.

[Anonymous No.53741206]

Is there something weird going on in the stock markets? Because I've been unbelievably horny lately.

[Anonymous No.53741207]

>>53741164
That really came down to godly luck with the weather. Watch, no one will expect anything this summer but they'll have 110 degree heatwaves, droughts that shut down all the nuke plants, and start fall with gas storage at 5%.

[Anonymous No.53741219]

Why are Americans so retarded?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741220]

>>53741197
you can filter me, it wont bother me I promise

[Anonymous No.53741225]

>>53741188
>Biden announced that TSLA charging stations will have to be accessible by electric vehicles from all brands
Kek those are really only for Teslas? I thought the biggest problem was the charging ports being different.

[Anonymous No.53741227]

>>53741179
The decline of America doesn't mean SPY can't hit ATH again. It's just a number, after all.

[Anonymous No.53741228]

hot pajeeta on cnbc boys

[Anonymous No.53741232]

Why is it everytime I get called into work it's always accompanied by awful weather. It's not because of call offs, it's like faggots just wait to drop extra shit on your when your about to get an inch of freezing rain.

[Anonymous No.53741233]

>>53741118
Zoom out. Europe 50 still didn't unckuck itself since dotcom bubble.

[Anonymous No.53741240]

I hope mumus were actually just trolling and not buying the last few weeks

[Anonymous No.53741243]

>>53741175
KRUZ once again proving Republicans are the superior investors.

[Anonymous No.53741246]

>>53741228
I live near the MSFT headquarters. I see hot pajeetas every day
I should edit this image to make the anime girl a pajeeta, but my skills aren't that good

[Anonymous No.53741247]

>>53741227
Who is Krugman and what's the source of that graph? Also what's Volgograd? It's very interesting would love to learn more. I think if you can forecast decline of America it will help with stock investing as we shift equities from US to China and east Asia.

[Anonymous No.53741252]

>>53741136
AND YOU MAY BE HOOKED

[Anonymous No.53741253]

>>53741228
There was a hot pajeeta at my old uni gym. Straight up arabica brapper

[Anonymous No.53741255]

>>53741219
>America and China red
Only ones that matter

[Anonymous No.53741256]

>>53741207
The weather didn’t mean shit, it still froze a lot in January. Countries like Algeria just pumps a shit load of gas and delivered it by boat, Russia is a total meme we can buy the same product from a number of third worlders

[Anonymous No.53741258]

>>53741220
You can take the trip off and be anons like the rest. But you won't because you are an attention fag.

[Anonymous No.53741261]

>>53741192
Yes but as a pillar of the Black community, isn't WING entitled to a few hundred billion in ESG money?

[Anonymous No.53741262]

>>53741188
>president commenting on what a company can do with its hardware
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.53741267]

>>53741233
That just means its priced much better

[Anonymous No.53741270]

>>53741246
why are indians so nepotistic?

[Anonymous No.53741271]

>mid morning meltup on the thinnest of volume
>as expected it completely reverses
kek. mumu what were you thinking bro?
it was all market maker hedging and you were their exit liquidity.

[Anonymous No.53741276]

>>53741247
>Who is Krugman
You will learn, anon. You will learn.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741277]

I had a pretty good day today

>>53741258
im sorry it bothers you so much

>>53741262
thats OUR infrastructure, America bailed Tesla out and subsidized them for a decade
Tesla LITERALLY does not pay federal taxes to the US

[Anonymous No.53741288]

>>53741247
>Krugman
he's a joke of an economist that previously won a nobel prize

[Anonymous No.53741292]

>>53741232
From what I see in weather forecast, it's raining in Ann Arbor every other day. Just move to Texas mate and hire yourself in tesla.

[Anonymous No.53741295]

>>53741270
Why succeed amongst whitey when you can fail alongside your peers?

[Anonymous No.53741300]

>>53741261
the CEO is white, so it's actually RACIST for them to sell chicken wings.

[Anonymous No.53741303]

Yeah, I am officially gonna label this a trend. Just sold everything. See you at 10k dow

[Anonymous No.53741306]

>>53741256
>it still froze a lot in January.
Not historically I don't think. And we're talking winter as a whole.

>Countries like Algeria just pumps a shit load of gas and delivered it by boat, Russia is a total meme we can buy the same product from a number of third worlders
The worry was basically "not until a couple years of building LNG infrastructure". Low drawdowns meant the continent could squeak by on existing tankers.

[Anonymous No.53741308]

>>53741277
>thats OUR infrastructure
Hah, no.

[Anonymous No.53741312]

I teach high school today and I was talking shit last week about ohio to one of my students since shes from ohio about the spill. She had no idea. Today she mentioned now being concerned. This coincided with Norfolk Southern slamming into its bottom again. Now what?

[Anonymous No.53741315]

>>53741240
I'm up about 80% this week, thanks anon.
>Roblox
>Airbnb
>Roku
>Doordash
>Hubspot

[Anonymous No.53741317]

>>53741276
Krugman is a dumbass who won his prize because he is a Jew. His tales have been garbage. I still kek at his fax machine comparison when referring to the Internet.

[Anonymous No.53741320]

>>53741312
Wait for lawsuits and regulations to heem the stock more or regulations to heem bystanders like UNP and CSX.

[Anonymous No.53741323]

>>53741312
>I was talking shit last week about ohio to one of my students
>she
Don't ever fraternize with female students. They are dipshits.

[Anonymous No.53741338]

>>53741317
Yes, but who better as Fed chairman to save us from the default and credit crisis caused by that Republican Jerome Powell?

[Anonymous No.53741342]

>>53741317
Careful, there's this autist on here that defends him for some reason
50/50 chance it's actually him

[Anonymous No.53741350]

>>53741295
i'd be interested in seeing department breakdown by race and revenue generated.

[Anonymous No.53741351]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.53741362]

>>53741323
Duh I told her that already for falling on her face during hurdles

[Anonymous No.53741366]

Just sold my boiwife into slavery (sexual)

[Anonymous No.53741372]

We told y’all niggas not to get involved with SPY computer company buddy

[Anonymous No.53741378]

I slurped some SOXL

[Anonymous No.53741382]

>>53741312
>Enormous environmental disaster, like a mini Chernobyl
>Stock only falls 9%

[Anonymous No.53741389]

>>53741382
ignore the space threats, focus on train derailment!

>>53741351
cute feet

[Anonymous No.53741391]

>>53741270
Nepotism is the only way ahead in the corporate world. That's why there are adages like "it's not what you know, it's who you know". If you're going to spend a third of your waking life around these people, you might as well hire/promote the ones who share your worldview.

[Anonymous No.53741392]

>>53741262
I mean, unless you hold shares of Tesla, there's no reason to not want that if you're someone who owns a EV. Of course if you buy an EV you're in fact retarded but it's still good for you

[Anonymous No.53741396]

>he didn't buy DOLE today
>he doesn't already have a bag of SKYT

I'm genuinely curious, are you retarded or just stubborn?

[Anonymous No.53741400]

Friendly reminder we crab for few more days then resume pumping

[Anonymous No.53741401]

>>53741169
I miss this game

[Anonymous No.53741404]

>>53741270
Every race is nepotistic except white people.
White people are also the least racist group in the world.
If you ever start a business you need to be very careful about this.

[Anonymous No.53741406]

i, uh, may be hooked

[Anonymous No.53741411]

BLOOOD BLOODBLOOD BLOOD BLOOOOOOOO0OD

[Anonymous No.53741416]

>everything red
>dole green
You only had to listen

[Anonymous No.53741417]

>>53741396
none of those stocks are on my broker

[Anonymous No.53741418]

>>53741351
I think you mean Banana. Dole, Chiquita, those other guys.

[Anonymous No.53741420]

>>53741246
i live near there too and the other day a pajeeta in a tesla almost ran me over outside planet fitness

[Anonymous No.53741423]

>>53741366
Was it enough to cover your debts?
Captcha: ASS0K0

[Anonymous No.53741425]

>>53741406
Did you get exuberant? You shouldn't get exuberant.

[Anonymous No.53741426]

>>53741292
Rain is fine, and snow is fine. Freezing rain makes it virtually impossible to travel and I'm 40 minutes from work. Luckily we maybe, just maybe might have it miss us. Freezing rain is the only weather I genuinely hate.

[Anonymous No.53741429]

>>53741417
My condolences

[Anonymous No.53741439]

>>53741392
I sold my shares a while back but the point is the fucking PRESIDENT of the US doesn't dictate something like that lol, thats for regulatory agencies like the dot or something. Even then, the tsla charging dongle is proprietary and for sure patented.

[Anonymous No.53741440]

>>53741416
My UONE did much better than DOLE. UONE is also a company with a mission, while DOLE is another soulless corporation.

[Anonymous No.53741445]

Winner winner chicken dinner

[Anonymous No.53741458]

>>53741440
How can a nigger lover hate on a banana stock

[Anonymous No.53741463]

>>53741303
this is the most low effort line ive ever drawn but i drew it last week. doesnt take a rocket scientist
look at all those failed breakouts

[Anonymous No.53741469]

>>53741382
They'll never allow it to fully dump.

[Anonymous No.53741473]

>>53741439
You are correct that the president doesn't dictate it, so nothing is going to happen unless the regulatory agency actually handles it themselves. This is very likely just another scenario where Biden talks out of his ass and then does nothing.

[Anonymous No.53741480]

what's the best way to set a floor on a long position you're way down on but too stubborn to sell? has to be puts right?

[Anonymous No.53741482]

>>53741458
Give black person a banana, you will feed him for a day. Give him sitcom with black cast and he will starve to death, but at least his last moments will be worth living.

[Anonymous No.53741490]

>THE MARKET IS OVERREACTING
>ONLY UP
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.53741500]

>>53741426
microsoft weather says freezing rain will remain in the bottom of the state

[Anonymous No.53741513]

>>53741188
Although I doubt the president has this power it’s bullish for TSLA. I imagine their charging point is still proprietary technology. Tell every manufacturer they can license the charging port/ charger for a few thousand $ a pop. If not they can wait 20 years for the patent protection to expire

[Anonymous No.53741519]

>down .00001%

>Hurr durr crosh is cuming huiiirreer

What the fuck is wrong with you people

[Anonymous No.53741530]

>>53741416
Redpill me dole

[Anonymous No.53741535]

>>53741317
>reading "advice" from someone who's linkedin is Jewish Woman with meme degree who got a high paying internship in college that lead to an immediate job
>"just be yourself, send out 5 applications and you'll make 200k a year easily"
I wonder why people have lost faith in the system it's crazy.

[Anonymous No.53741536]

>>53741473
Yeah, the administration has been against MUSK ever since he rugpulled twitter out from under their glowop. TSLA factory might mysteriously get bombed by putin or some shit.

[Anonymous No.53741540]

>>53741519
It was way more than .0001% and you know it, you are being hyperbolic.

[Anonymous No.53741548]

>Discover options
>Make 350% gains in one day
This feels like discovering drugs

[Anonymous No.53741554]

>>53741548
first day is free

[Anonymous No.53741555]

>>53741548
first one is free

[Anonymous No.53741573]

Dole?
Dole.

[Anonymous No.53741574]

>>53741548
hope that's 350% on 1 position and not your whole account

[Anonymous No.53741575]

>>53741548
You've discovered that you have a gambling addiction. Congrats anon!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741593]

>>53741513

>thats OUR infrastructure, America bailed Tesla out and subsidized them for a decade
Tesla LITERALLY does not pay federal taxes to the US

[Anonymous No.53741601]

>>53741548
Anon I think you might just be a market genius. If you keep this up you can be a billionaire within two weeks.

[Anonymous No.53741618]

>>53741548
Bro I’m telling you right now walk away and don’t fuck with options you 100% will lose everything this IS financial advice

[Anonymous No.53741630]

>>53741593
I'd rather help start another US megacorporation than burn money on Ukraine and Israel and pointless wars.

[Anonymous No.53741635]

>>53741573
Is there anything interesting about this stock? Or are you pushing it just because you are bored? Nothing wrong with the latter, I'm simply curious.

[Anonymous No.53741637]

>>53741500
Hopefully. I live next to Adrian so hopefully the drive home isnt too shitty

[Anonymous No.53741640]

>>53741593
>source: my ass
Theyre publicly traded, of course they pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.53741641]

>>53741548

Don’t trade options unless this is your day job (you’re a professional)

That lesson cost me literally 100k so I hope it doesn’t fall on deaf ears

[Anonymous No.53741642]

>>53741548
Winning when you first touch options is the worst thing that can happen to you when investing.
Do not push your luck anon. Walk out with your winnings from the casino.

[Anonymous No.53741645]

>>53741635
bro they have banana boats
(doo doo da doo doo)
banana boat
(doo doo da doo)

[Anonymous No.53741649]

>>53741630
To be fair, I think that money spent on Israel is worth it. It's good to have an ally in this part of the world.

[Anonymous No.53741654]

>>53741635
>pushing it because you're bored
Anon.
Stop.
This is smg. We talk about stocks here and I believe Dole is undervalued and will continue to go up.
This isn't Seeking Alpha, I will not give you a thesis. Just buy the fucken banana stock.

[Anonymous No.53741655]

>>53741548
Uh oh

[Anonymous No.53741658]

>>53741618
Which part of "350% returns per day" did you not understand?

[Anonymous No.53741669]

>>53741658
dumb frogposter

[Anonymous No.53741674]

>>53741649
You're fucking with me right?

[Anonymous No.53741676]

>>53741654
>No anime girl photoshop
>No calling everyone the N word
Not buying

[Anonymous No.53741690]

>>53741676
>No anime girl photoshop
Fine. This one will be easier than SKYT.

[Anonymous No.53741707]

>>53741548
You should only play with long term options. Short term options are best used for hedging.

[Anonymous No.53741714]

I bought calls today, which means the market is going to crash another 15-20% by the end of the year

Your welcome :)

[Anonymous No.53741719]

>>53741674
I have a feeling this is too touchy topic to discuss it here.

>>53741654
Sure I'll buy some. I was getting quite bored with my life recently, might as well have some fun with stock market.

[Anonymous No.53741732]

Milk Futures continue to crab, but I think the scheduled pump will happen by months end

[Anonymous No.53741734]

Invest in crude milk futures (ticker: $CMF)

[Anonymous No.53741737]

someone explain to me why line is going down RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Anonymous No.53741747]

>>53741637
by 6pm it'll be gone if you leave after that

[Anonymous No.53741751]

>>53741737
Yeah, but they're black kids, so...

[Anonymous No.53741754]

>>53741649
>an ally in this part of the world.
>this

[Anonymous No.53741755]

>>53741734
>CMF - iShares California Muni Bond ETF
Hey thanks, I was looking for a direct way to short California.

[Anonymous No.53741756]

>the CEO gets paid so well because when things go wrong the blame is placed on them

Is this the biggest logical fallacy of wall street stock price action and CEOs? Ex. elon musk. Blame is never placed on elon musk thats a mainstream media angle, they always place the actual blame on the staff of the organization from the ground up. Wire got this wrong. Analyzing the CEO for stock analysis is the biggest misdirection biggest hedgefunds want noob traders to fall for.

[Anonymous No.53741757]

>>53741649
>ally

[Anonymous No.53741765]

Ok
Will you buy DOLE now?

[Anonymous No.53741767]

>>53741751
Racist

[Anonymous No.53741772]

>>53741765
I must say, this is professional job. Reminds me of quality shills from 2021.

[Anonymous No.53741778]

>>53741765
why? what are their prospects for growth?

[Anonymous No.53741779]

>>53741737
Bruh

[Anonymous No.53741782]

>>53741737
Ok
Now lets look at gun crimes by groups of people
Oh wow. Seems like white people in the US have less gun crime than most Scandinavian countries, whoah.

Also, owning guns isn't about protecting yourself from criminals.

[Anonymous No.53741796]

>>53741765
Ok I’m interested it seems Dole is a very well run and profitable enterprise

[Anonymous No.53741802]

>>53741778
Look man.
When I post an anime girl in front of a stock, you buy the stock. Why are you trying to make it all weird?

[Anonymous No.53741805]

>>53741779
It's an old tiered failed argument.

[Anonymous No.53741808]

Tesla might be fucked.
Todays news implies that FSD is a fraud and they make shitton of money on it. That could all be gone.

>$TSLA it’s the implications, not the recall. Self driving is a money maker, but only if they get it right. Loss of low cost revenue hangs in the balance.

[Anonymous No.53741813]

>>53741772
I'll be honest, I made >>53741416 on a whim and some phoneposter decided to save it.
If a random anon can't spot a meme pick, then that's not my fault.

[Anonymous No.53741816]

>someone else other than me bought WING $100 puts for March
>they're currently 45% out of the money
reveal yourself, amigo. I know you're here.

[Anonymous No.53741823]

>>53741808
FSD has always been a scam. It's been just 2 years away for 8 years now

[Anonymous No.53741829]

Is there any hope of a recovery tomorrow? This was just some healthy profit taking and not a fear trade right h-heh heh...

[Anonymous No.53741832]

>>53741087
I did not expect to come back from gym, and QQQ to look like this. What did you nogs do?

[Anonymous No.53741836]

>>53741823
Yeah, but they still sold it for 15k per car
That could be gone

[Anonymous No.53741837]

>>53741808
>Todays news implies that FSD is a fraud
Always was.

[Anonymous No.53741838]

>>53741765
Fuckin 10/10. I'll drop my meager YANG earnings on it.

[Anonymous No.53741841]

>>53741087
Where’s that SKYT nigger at. I need a qrd

[Anonymous No.53741845]

>>53741832
see
>>53741132

[Anonymous No.53741846]

>>53741144
This. My gf takes offence if I don't fuck her at least twice every time we meet.

[Anonymous No.53741851]

>>53741808
Didn’t some other company already beat them to the punch with full self driving cars recently? I used to think they were valuable because they did what they did before any of these other car makers even made electric vehicles but somehow they still never fixed basic turning issues for people in the span of like 7+ years of updates and now everyone else is all caught up anyway it seems like.

[Anonymous No.53741858]

>>53741765
i'm still skeptical. tell me, if you see a group of melanin-enriched individuals that can trace their ancestry in america to slavery, what word do you use to describe them?

[Anonymous No.53741859]

>>53741841
What?

[Anonymous No.53741862]

>>53741765
No, because you keep shilling it.

[Anonymous No.53741868]

>>53741342
Cope and seethe faggot, Krugman is based. Only antisemitic boboid fags hate Krugman, I hope he is the next Fed chair he would be so bullish. I am the Krugman defender, also the guy who holds ARKK and chainlink.

[Anonymous No.53741869]

>>53741765
Photoshop Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole and I'll buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53741875]

>>53741837
Sure, but not officially.

pic related

>Nine people were injured in the episode, none critically, according to police. Two of the passengers remain hospitalized, while the seven others have been discharged and allowed to return home.

>Wu has been arrested and charged with endangering public safety. The motive for his reckless behavior remains unknown, although suicide has been suggested in Chinese media.

[Anonymous No.53741876]

>>53741132
Lol, lmao.

500 bepis should do it.

[Anonymous No.53741881]

>>53741862
Bro the KPOP poster said stocks was going to rise last year and now he is saying it will go down...

The kpop faggot was right along.

[Anonymous No.53741885]

>>53741802
>>53741859
anon's of superior taste.

[Anonymous No.53741887]

Lol. Lmao. You could’ve just followed the sheep at 10am.

[Anonymous No.53741888]

lel. That didn't take very long

[Anonymous No.53741890]

>>53741851
Yes.
Mercedes recently got permission for level 3 driving.
Tesla only has level 2, but larped as FSD and charged 15k for it.

[Anonymous No.53741892]

>>53741737
guns dont ki-

[Anonymous No.53741893]

>>53741881
If you listened to the kpop poster you would have turned $10,000 into $500,000 in a matter of months. If you used Options $1,000,000

[Anonymous No.53741894]

>>53741808
People paid $15k extra for a feature that will not be delivered within next decade..

[Anonymous No.53741895]

>>53741859
I’m in at 15. Am I a faggot?

[Anonymous No.53741897]

>>53741837
>We gaan

[Anonymous No.53741898]

>YEILDS

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

[Anonymous No.53741909]

>>53741894
Precisely.
Thats all gone.
Tesla is fucked.

[Anonymous No.53741915]

>>53741894
Arn't people already using it though? Is it just not fully armed and operational?

[Anonymous No.53741918]

Tomorrow it touches 4020 and Tuesday it breaks 4000 support

[Anonymous No.53741931]

>>53741894
Kek tesloids btfo

[Anonymous No.53741934]

>>53741915
it gets software update regularly but it'll still steer you into incoming traffic if you let it.

[Anonymous No.53741939]

>>53741640
Why dont you google it

[Anonymous No.53741940]

i got a job offer but i'm going to piss hot for cannabis during the pre-employment drug screen. cannabis is legal in my state but they still test for the shit

>hey bro can i borrow some clean piss

[Anonymous No.53741948]

why did akamai go up in after hours?

[Anonymous No.53741956]

>>53741895
No. You’re fine.
Just chill. Let the big boys accumulate for a bit and establish a new floor. I bought another $6k today at 15.10

[Anonymous No.53741959]

>>53741915
FSD was enabled only for beta testers. I think there was an autopilot feature that you could on highways only. Not sure if it's getting cut

[Anonymous No.53741962]

>>53741940
Sue them for discrimination if you aren’t hired.

[Anonymous No.53741964]

>>53741915
It's in beta (and will most likely never come out of beta).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tPk9zMPmQU

[Anonymous No.53741972]

>>53741940
if your bros wouldnt spot you some clean piss, get better friends, unironically.

[Anonymous No.53741976]

>>53741940
Buy fake piss. It works.

[Anonymous No.53741977]

>>53741956
I wanna who the whale was that floated by and gobbled up 580k shares.

[Anonymous No.53741982]

>>53741956
Prove it

[Anonymous No.53741983]

>>53741894
15k?

Elon is mugging you yanks lol. It's £6.8k = 8.2k USD, in the uk.

[Anonymous No.53741986]

>BULLard
>randomly rugs the market
What did they mean by this?

[Anonymous No.53741987]

>>53741940
Is it against company policy to specifically smoke weed?

[Anonymous No.53741990]

>>53741940
They could be testing for other drugs, if you tell them some bullshit about pain or sleep to cover your ass they might not even care
Idk though, boomers are pretty stubborn

[Anonymous No.53741992]

Dat shooting star on BTC tho

[Anonymous No.53741995]

>>53741956
>Just chill. Let the big boys accumulate for a bit and establish a new floor. I bought another $6k today at 15.10

[Anonymous No.53741999]

>>53741948
>>53741948
>>53741948
ANSWER ME CUNTS
>drops 10% after earnings
>gains 10% in after hours 1 day later
wtf

[Anonymous No.53742000]

>>53741939
I honestly dont care enough. Ive been arguing with midwits for years but self driving will never really be a thing, It will get banned soon as it offs a few people.

[Anonymous No.53742007]

>>53741976
>Buy fake piss. It works.
have you used some yourself? i've got a package of fake piss coming tomorrow but i've read mixed reviews on the stuff. ive successfully used someone else's piss before but not synthetic

[Anonymous No.53742011]

Why is BTC tanking? So much for crypto being decoupled from stocks.

[Anonymous No.53742013]

>>53742000
yeah just like how driving got banned after it kills 3000 people daily

stupid cunt

[Anonymous No.53742019]

>>53742000
Ok well you can just take my word for it
Tesla pays zero taxes to the US federal government. Also they are subsidized in a number of ways

[Anonymous No.53742022]

>>53741999
First time at the casino? Stop thinking things need a rationale explanation.

[Anonymous No.53742025]

>>53742011
WHY SHITCOIN UP WHY SHIT COIN DOWN
OMG OMG OMG

[Anonymous No.53742028]

>>53742011
It's controlled by Wall St and the (((futures market))) now, like gold.

[Anonymous No.53742029]

>>53742013
Yeah those are the same, you fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.53742036]

>>53742011
It was literally never decoupled from stocks. BTC is most correlated with shitcos, probably because all the action is Cathie Wood smashing the buy button

[Anonymous No.53742037]

>>53741851
tesla basically gave all of these other auto makers a bunch of ideas and then gave them plenty of time to beat them to market. their electric meme truck was announced back in 2019 and fucking ford and gmc put out regular looking trucks that just happen to be electric before their low-poly shitbox made it off the assembly line

[Anonymous No.53742040]

>>53742029
>AI led surgery kills 1/10000
>manual surgery kills 1/100
better ban manual surgery then, this is how stupid you sound

[Anonymous No.53742041]

>>53741136
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.53742044]

>>53742013
people are much more forgiving of other people than of machines

[Anonymous No.53742054]

>>53742000
Exactly. False advertising. Its not FSD, yet they charge 15k for it.
Thats gone

[Anonymous No.53742055]

Can you imagine that Zoom was priced at $450 just 2 years ago? Peoloton was $130 at some point too.
I wonder if this period in history will be compared with dotcom bubble and what name will be used to describe it.

[Anonymous No.53742059]

>tesla's pe ratio is 58

[Anonymous No.53742064]

>>53741982
Ok.
Sorry, it was actually nearly $7k.

I don't know why you guys are being such asshats about this. Just buy and make money.

[Anonymous No.53742065]

>>53742055
le epic squeezerino

[Anonymous No.53742066]

>>53742055
The lockdown bubble

[Anonymous No.53742074]

>>53742059
Wise PLC's P/E is 108

[Anonymous No.53742075]

>>53742022
it's traded by 90% institutions so it means someone acquired a large stake in after hours after RBC dropped it ,but why the fuck would they do it when there is less volume and take a huge hit on slippage

[Anonymous No.53742076]

>>53742055
>zoomers will remember 2020-2021 like boomers remember 2000-2001

[Anonymous No.53742078]

>>53741829
Stop trying to time the market. Just incrementally buy the companies powering AI like AMD and NVDA and hold for a couple of years. Enjoy your massive gains. Literally just buy and wait.

[Anonymous No.53742079]

>>53742040
>planes are not fully automated
>trains are not fully automated
>ships are not fully automated
yet somehow cars will be though... even though they have to react in fraction of seconds with sensors that will need to be checked and replaced at regular intervals.

You know fuck all about automation.

[Anonymous No.53742082]

>>53741898
Wait did the 12mo just uninvert the 6mo? And look at that steep drop off from the 1yr and 2yr AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53742081]

>>53741940
Here's what you do:
>Get a friend to piss in a small container for you (think of a small pill bottle from a pharmacy, nothing larger).
>Wear some boxer briefs or tighty whities (no loose underwear).
>Put the container of piss in between your nuts and asshole - it's the warmest part of your body.
>Keep it there for a solid hour before the test. They want your piss nice and warm.
>Go to bathroom and lock door (unless you're a full fledged ex-con, nobody will watch you piss).
>Do the deed.
>Get job.
t. Did all of above and got paid internship

[Anonymous No.53742083]

>>53742055
Is that Hindi?
SIR
SIR GOOD MORNING

SIR
GM SIR

[Anonymous No.53742086]

>>53742055
Now do cruise ship stocks!

[Anonymous No.53742090]

>>53742065
Shorts have already covered now. That means we can proceed to dump eet on retail again.

[Anonymous No.53742091]

>>53741765
Buying more tommorow. Hope we get a red day

[Anonymous No.53742092]

>>53741136
>BIG BELTS OFF THE BOTTOM

[Anonymous No.53742097]

>>53741940
Get yourself an original Whizzinator to go with your fake piss

[Anonymous No.53742098]

>>53742059
Wtf gookfu looks like that?

[Anonymous No.53742100]

>>53742055
The Fed bubble because the Fed caused it via 10+ years of near-ZIRP + QE

[Anonymous No.53742101]

>>53741977
We'll probably find out next 13f. Could have been a short covering or someone that knows something big is coming.

[Anonymous No.53742108]

>>53742083
It's Hebrew

[Anonymous No.53742113]

>>53741898
10Y approaching 4% again. I shouldn't be laughing, but I'm laughing. You can't make this stuff up people. Look at the MMRI.

[Anonymous No.53742115]

>>53742055
>what name will be used to describe it.
clown world. This will be looked back at as the most retarded time in history.

[Anonymous No.53742116]

>>53742113
Why are you laughing?

[Anonymous No.53742118]

>>53742086
Reminds me of a flock of boomers stuck on a cruise ship because some of them tested positive for covid. Good times.

[Anonymous No.53742126]

>>53742108

[Anonymous No.53742130]

>>53742116
Because the MMRI is the best way to out newfags.

[Anonymous No.53742132]

>>53742108

[Anonymous No.53742137]

>>53742082
What does it mean ahhhh

[Anonymous No.53742143]

>>53742130
Yeah, that would be me. Whats the significance?

[Anonymous No.53742147]

>>53742116
my puts are printing

[Anonymous No.53742153]

>low IQ smglets fomoing into SKYT
Kek this is going to end well

[Anonymous No.53742156]

>>53742055
>Israeliposting

[Anonymous No.53742157]

>>53741157
No, this is a DAN market.

[Anonymous No.53742166]

>>53742065
> in a decade, young investors will be taught about le epic squeezerino mania
> biz /gme/ threads will cited as an example of traumatic side-effects of bagholding on human psyche

[Anonymous No.53742168]

>>53742079
Uh anon
We use drone planes, ships, and subs.
Some of those flying drones are bigger than some recreational planes.

[Anonymous No.53742169]

>>53742153
yeah i wouldnt buy at these prices, they're a multi year play and aren't even a real company at this point. i'd write puts or buy it at $10 max

[Anonymous No.53742170]

somehow this faggot knew short squeeze was coming. We got the mother of short squeezes this past month... HOW HOW HOW? Is an insider? A TRADER? BNF? BATMAN? IRONMAN? FED MEMBER??

[Anonymous No.53742175]

>>53742090
based let's ride

[Anonymous No.53742178]

>>53742153
>fomoimg
Genuinely off yourself. I’ve been telling people to buy since $8 newfag.

[Anonymous No.53742182]

someone invoke tinny so we crash

[Anonymous No.53742191]

>>53742130
https://vocaroo.com/1jswIsxoQeBt

[Anonymous No.53742192]

>>53742170
gookposter was screaming santa rally all of december

[Anonymous No.53742195]

>>53742168
drones have pilots.

[Anonymous No.53742200]

>>53742170
he makes 20 posts per thread with every possible combination of happenings then reposts his own screencaps after one of them is right.
that's you, isn't it, you always call yourself an insider too.

[Anonymous No.53742207]

>>53742153
>low iq smglets fomoing into DOLE at $29

[Anonymous No.53742211]

>>53742200
that made me laugh not going to lie.

[Anonymous No.53742212]

>futes

[Anonymous No.53742233]

>>53742090
I expect significant moves in the market to begin in few years at least. Retail is too broke for now.
The idea behing instutional investing is to let retail work in peace for few years so that they accumulate savings. Then you lure them in expecting mania at some point. Then youcrash them and cash the profits.
You can repeat it like in clockwork really. And the best thing is that new suckers are born everyday. You just have to wait.

[Anonymous No.53742249]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53742257]

>AHures

[Anonymous No.53742260]

>>53742249
ALIEN INVASION

IT'S HAPPENING

SELL EVERYTHING NOW

[Anonymous No.53742271]

>>53742260

[Anonymous No.53742278]

Hope everyone is shorting bond ETF right now. Literally free money. (PS terminal now needs to reach 6% to fight loosening FCI since october)

[Anonymous No.53742279]

>>53742212
>>53742249
>>53742257
What happened?

[Anonymous No.53742281]

>>53741940
>there are smelly p*theads posting in this very thread
>they're probably saying things such as "bro just buy SOXL dude it's the generational bottom bro stocks only go up bomboclaat"

[Anonymous No.53742289]

[Anonymous No.53742298]

>>53742289
this is now a gmask thread ty anon

[Anonymous No.53742303]

>>53742279
absolutely....nothing.

[Anonymous No.53742335]

>>53742303
ok

[Anonymous No.53742355]

Long TMV

[Anonymous No.53742374]

>>53742249
People are idiots desu. The reddit with the same photo of vegas lights reflecting on clouds constantly gets top post on plebbit ufo subs. This is very clearly drones with sparklers done by a promo company. The sparklers are trailing with the motion of the drones due to wind resistance.

[Anonymous No.53742393]

We make fun of GME general
We make fun of BBBY baggies
And yet
cmmg is still bagholding Bayhorse Silver

[>FRESH No.53742402]

>>53742349
>>53742349
>>53742349

[Anonymous No.53742416]

>>53742402
You stupid assfuck do you have to bake early you dipshit

[Anonymous No.53742419]

>>53742393
goddamn that ruskie oil position what a faggot

[Anonymous No.53742421]

>>53741940
I've had luck with the Stinger piss cleanse. Worked for my probation piss tests. Just make sure to follow the directions because it only provides you with a window of time, drink a lot of water, then drink an energy drink to add some color.

[Anonymous No.53742436]

>>53742416
yes

[Anonymous No.53742966]

>>53742192
Kek I called him out on that and he insists there was a "santa rally" because January pumped. But it only recovered December losses.

[Anonymous No.53743175]

we are healing

[Anonymous No.53743217]

we are dying

[Anonymous No.53743698]

>>53741087
whoa it really did lose over $15 in a single day. they weren't lying about the volatile stock part