/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53740082]

patiently waiting for the 0dte option crash

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

>>53737040

[Anonymous No.53740096]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0nyy6AcfY4

[Anonymous No.53740097]

I hate you optionsniggers so much.

[Anonymous No.53740104]

>YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.53740105]

So everyone mass dog piling into 0dte will be the final straw to break the market and cause it to crash huh?

[Anonymous No.53740106]

calls, longing, purchasing, buying, bullish, positive sentiment

[Anonymous No.53740107]

The witch will linger and take a dump on Tuesday

[Anonymous No.53740109]

>>53740097
Due to the low interest rate environment Powell has forced me to trade options

[Anonymous No.53740110]

>>53739911

you have to have hedges for your book to be neutral. When you are complacent and don't think bad shit is going to happen (the last two months) you buy less, vix crush. When that dramatically changes and implied volatility becomes way more valuable than realized volatility, you need protection. There is downside risk now. It hit all at once this week. Their books aren't set up for it. They will hold it until their current hedges expire and they buy new ones, which will cause the VIX to explode passed 20 again

tomorrow VIX should catch a bid. Remember monday market is closed so if tomorrow is hairy you know they will gap down futures and trap longs. Who wants to hold all that risk over the long weekend, tomorrow is your last chance to buy puts/sell

[Anonymous No.53740111]

STINKY

[Anonymous No.53740112]

>VOLMAGEDDON 2.0

[Anonymous No.53740121]

>>53740112
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53740124]

Natgas bros

[Anonymous No.53740125]

it do go down

[Anonymous No.53740126]

based Bullard liquadating Mumus

[Anonymous No.53740127]

>vocaroo of JPow margin calling and executing all optionsniggers

[Anonymous No.53740133]

Yeah ok what's the news ?

[Anonymous No.53740137]

CIRCUIT BREAKERS

[Anonymous No.53740141]

>>53740105
no, it will cause it to crab

[Anonymous No.53740143]

>BASED BULLARD BACK TO SLAYING BULLS

[Anonymous No.53740145]

How to invest in BFT? (Big Fed Tiddies)

[Anonymous No.53740147]

Sometimes when I check a stock price throughout the day I like pretending that I'm Quint from Jaws, and mumble about candles and shipwrecks and Spanish ladies

[Anonymous No.53740148]

TESTING 4100 AGAIN HERE WE FUCKING GO

[Anonymous No.53740151]

If you think this is bad wait until you see tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53740152]

Maybe you could tell me what you think is going on here with these 0dte options.

And, please, speak as you might to a young child or a golden retriever. It wasn't brains that got me here, I can assure you of that.

[Anonymous No.53740153]

>they don't even have the decency to give us a power hour after that nasty morning sell off

[Anonymous No.53740159]

>>53740133
Bullard said 50 bps

[Anonymous No.53740161]

>>53740126
Bullard sounds awfully similar to bulltard doesn‘t it

[Anonymous No.53740164]

>>53740145
Class 3 milk Futures (DC)

[Anonymous No.53740166]

>>53740124
shut up and buy. Morale won't improve until you keep paying for braps

>>53740125
Watching the NAS-ACK fly in the face of fundamentals was akin to middle america watching that chink balloon fly unmolested across state lines

[Anonymous No.53740167]

>Bullard sold 100 trillion worth of 0dte calls today

[Anonymous No.53740168]

The kpop anon was right

[Anonymous No.53740169]

I was too busy reading a purchase agreement for a property instead of buying puts. Was waiting for close since market had been doing retarded rallies up until 3:30.

[Anonymous No.53740170]

The market will buy the February 24th INTC puts at $0.20 I am selling and like it.

[Anonymous No.53740171]

WHAT DA LINE DOIN!?

STOP THE COUNT!!!1

[Anonymous No.53740173]

>>53740152
Kek not bad

[Anonymous No.53740175]

>>53740127
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

[Anonymous No.53740178]

you gonna buy or what?

[Anonymous No.53740179]

This sinful market cannot continue

[Anonymous No.53740183]

Good. I lost so much money this morning. I hope some of you suffer now.

[Anonymous No.53740192]

I dodged the bullet at the very last minute

[Anonymous No.53740193]

Guys, what happened to SPY at 3:05? :)

[Anonymous No.53740197]

GUH

[Anonymous No.53740204]

>>53740055
Buffet is always right. Thats why he has 40% in Apple.
Only shitcoin-peddlers dismiss him.

[Anonymous No.53740205]

Member when we only had weekly options, ha ha, those days were awesome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK-04wOy2BM

[Anonymous No.53740209]

>>53740183

[Anonymous No.53740208]

>>53740193
>FED'S BULLARD: WOULD NOT RULE ANYTHING OUT FOR THE NEXT FED MEETING, RECENT MARKET PRICING FIRMING IS WELCOME
>FED'S BULLARD: I WOULDN'T RULE OUT SUPPORTING 50-BP MARCH HIKE.

[Anonymous No.53740211]

>>53740170
$27 strike

[Anonymous No.53740214]

>>53740175
>https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

[Anonymous No.53740213]

>>53740179
god I'm so lonely

[Anonymous No.53740221]

>>53740192
How?

[Anonymous No.53740222]

>>53740097
My IEF puts doin a little sumsum

[Anonymous No.53740223]

>>53740213
I'm just horny, which I think is distinct.

[Anonymous No.53740224]

>>53740208
why stop at 50, why not a 500? end this market Semitisms now

[Anonymous No.53740225]

Problem Mumu?

[Anonymous No.53740228]

>>53740152

I can buy 5 contracts of SPY 0DTE calls for $500 dollars. Now somebody has to buy 500 shares of SPY to hedge against me in case they have to pay out

When everybody jumps onto 0DTE calls SPY must be bought so option writers dont get blown up if they have to pay out. Now imagine millions of dollars getting thrown into contracts that you can buy for 20-200 dollars a piece. It's derivatives on steroids

[Anonymous No.53740233]

are gems good for your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.53740236]

Will they slurp the whole dip back up again before close, let's find out

[Anonymous No.53740240]

>>53740224
Easy there, Andrew Mellon. We can't fund Ukraine if nobody has capital gains to tax.

[Anonymous No.53740241]

>>53740208
ty fren

[Anonymous No.53740242]

>>53740183
Me too, I'm quitting the markets!

[Anonymous No.53740243]

>>53740175
One of the funniest things ive ever heard

[Anonymous No.53740244]

>But calls for SKYT exp March 17 @17.50
>Immediately falls to 15

[Anonymous No.53740249]

let's get down to 400 (today)

[Anonymous No.53740251]

>>53740221
pure blind luck
just felt like selling so I dumped it all

[Anonymous No.53740253]

>market goes up
>dumbass speculators rush to make leveraged plays
>MACD and RSI get too spicy
>some non-voting faggot from the Fed gets on some random news outlet and FUDs everything to shit

lol how the fuck does this shit happen EVERY time? How can the market be forward looking and essentially only moved by people with insider info, but some idiot stringing together some speculative bullshit on TV causes market-wide flash crashes?

[Anonymous No.53740255]

>>53740228
Incorrect. MM's will only purchase/sell the delta value of contracts.

[Anonymous No.53740257]

>>53740236
this dip was them just reverse slurping the pump from the open

[Anonymous No.53740259]

>>53740175

[Anonymous No.53740258]

>>53740240
couldn't have said it better myself

[Anonymous No.53740260]

>>53740241
What's funny is the man isn't even a voting member. I have as much say over the FOMC as Bullard.

[Anonymous No.53740261]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53740265]

>>53740097
Same Jerome, same here

[Anonymous No.53740266]

>>53740260
And he represents St. Louis! That shithole.

[Anonymous No.53740267]

>>53740260
well put in a good word for a 500 penis point hike bro

[Anonymous No.53740274]

>EVERYBODY
>YEEE-EAH
>DROP YOUR SOXL
>BOBO'S BACK, ALRIGHT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J47YIH1XCGE

[Anonymous No.53740276]

There it goes! Finally.

[Anonymous No.53740277]

>>53740175
This is fucked, osunded real up until the onlyfans line
Also hilarious

[Anonymous No.53740285]

>>53740204
When that old faggot insider trading atheist dies I’m going to short the fuck out of everything Berkshire has especially coke and apple

[Anonymous No.53740283]

>>53739903
I need a (you)

[Anonymous No.53740288]

I feel like for my next job I should sign up to be a Ronald McDonald. It's says they make like $40k a year. Imagine how easy that would be. You just put in a clown costume and wave to people and hand kids happy meals and smile for the camera. What weird job to you always consider doing?

[Anonymous No.53740290]

>>53740267
I've been listening to that "Let the Dollar Circulate" song, so my vote is actually for a 2% cut.

[Anonymous No.53740293]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.53740294]

>>53740251
Well done. What stock is that?

[Anonymous No.53740295]

we are at the support now r-right
no more dumping r-right
a-anyone?

[Anonymous No.53740296]

CAPITULATE YOU FUCKING FAT COWS

[Anonymous No.53740300]

>>53739903
>>53740283
breddy gud

[Anonymous No.53740305]

i have some lotto puts at 407 god if they hit

[Anonymous No.53740307]

do I take profit or watch TSLA fall more

[Anonymous No.53740308]

Would it be stupid to go into sqqq now? How much more dumping will happen tomorrow do you think?

[Anonymous No.53740309]

[Anonymous No.53740310]

>>53740295
Bullard promised to bring SPX below 4000,

[Anonymous No.53740315]

the 10Y is almost 3.9%
we get rug pull tomorrow after it hit 4%

[Anonymous No.53740316]

>>53740288

[Anonymous No.53740318]

>>53740283
Nice

[Anonymous No.53740319]

>>53740290
I said 5% hike this was not a suggestion

[Anonymous No.53740321]

>>53740260
>they kick out the biggest dove out of the FED
>hurrr durrr non voting member being hawkish means nothing
push the thinking a little further

[Anonymous No.53740324]

>>53740244
I sold those calls thanks for the money bro

[Anonymous No.53740325]

>>53740295
Wile E. Coyote price action. You could have told you ran off the cliff at 8:30 this morning, but you pretended it was gonna be ok. Now you drop.

[Anonymous No.53740326]

SOUR HOUR
>SOUR HOUR
SOUR HOUR
>SOUR HOUR
HOORAY

[Anonymous No.53740328]

hey stop selling thanks

[Anonymous No.53740329]

>>53740260
dunno why but algos love moving on Bullard the most after Powell and Brainard.

FYI, Bullard had that "scandalous" private meeting with banksters last year.

>James Bullard, who leads the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis, appeared at a Citigroup forum last week in Washington. Reporters were not invited.
https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/20/business/economy/james-bullard-citi-private-event.html

[Anonymous No.53740330]

OH GOD OH FUCK IT'S GOING
4100 RESISTANCE PENETRATED
NEXT STOP 4090

[Anonymous No.53740331]

>>53740295
oh no, SPY is down fucking 1% today. its literally over....

[Anonymous No.53740339]

BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53740338]

>>53740253
>How can the market be forward looking and essentially only moved by people with insider info, but some idiot stringing together some speculative bullshit on TV causes market-wide flash crashes?
From here on out any discrepancies will be blamed on algos

[Anonymous No.53740340]

so it looks like the timeline for today went from: it's so over -> we're back -> it's over again

[Anonymous No.53740341]

[Anonymous No.53740342]

>>53740329
Brainard is gone and no replacement until at least the summer

[Anonymous No.53740343]

>>53740331
Every 100% crash starts with 1% think about it anon, think about real hard

[Anonymous No.53740346]

>>53740331
keyword here is "tdoay" imagine what tomorrow will bring us

imagine what next week will bring us or next month

[Anonymous No.53740350]

>>53740321
that was my thoughts as well.

Biden needed two Doves on Fiscal to fight the GOP House and left Powell on his own.

[Anonymous No.53740352]

DIE ECONOMY DIE

[Anonymous No.53740353]

thank fuck my netfliggs puts are printing

[Anonymous No.53740354]

We are in a timeloop

[Anonymous No.53740358]

50 BPS Enjoy it Mumu

[Anonymous No.53740363]

Doesn't matter. It will go up tomorrow anyway.

[Anonymous No.53740367]

you know how i know /smg/ is majority nonwhite?
the other day i posted about eating poached chicken breast and a great cry rose up from the shitting streets about >muh unseasoned food

[Anonymous No.53740368]

BOBO STOP IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

[Anonymous No.53740370]

>>53740354
i've come to bargain

[Anonymous No.53740371]

>>53740343
>>53740346
oh so its not only going to crash, but already crashing. lets see those puts boys

[Anonymous No.53740372]

>>53740342
From what I hear they probably can't even fill the position with the Congress set up and elections around the corner.

Going to be interesting times...

[Anonymous No.53740375]

none of my limit buy orders are triggering
do better bobo

[Anonymous No.53740377]

>>53740367
well not me I eat my tendies with shitloads of ketchup

[Anonymous No.53740381]

>>53740358
My high yield savings account is absolutely mooning. Will probably be over 4% by EOY.

[Anonymous No.53740383]

>>53740363
No one will want to hold over a 3 day weekend. Especially on more bad news just coming out. We are going to sell even more tomorrow. Guaranteed.

[Anonymous No.53740387]

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS DUMP

[Anonymous No.53740390]

>rejected from 34000 yet a-fucking-gain
how many times is this going to happen. let my nigga Dow Jones pump to 37000 already

[Anonymous No.53740393]

So we're really just going to shit and fart at random spooky headlines until MACD and RSI return to technical buy levels, huh? How fucking inane, imagine how much more efficient the market would be if it wasn't beholden to a bunch of faggot shortsighted speculators looking for muh entry and exit points.

[Anonymous No.53740397]

“The stock market is a device for transferring money from the impatient to the patient.”

[Anonymous No.53740396]

aaaaaa here comes the slurpers

[Anonymous No.53740398]

If that shit goes back up again, I am gonna kill myself.

[Anonymous No.53740403]

>>53740398
stop chasing

[Anonymous No.53740404]

>>53740383
Thats "trading places" logic
lol

[Anonymous No.53740408]

>>53740387
the market is healing

[Anonymous No.53740413]

>>53740372
They only have to get senate conformation which is possible but it takes time for them to schedule and do the meet and greet pleasantries and then you have to account that those fuckers take like a month off at a time in the spring and summer and are only there for a few weeks at a time when they are there

[Anonymous No.53740415]

>the TSLA $200 put expiring tomorrow that I again bought as a joke netted a 600% return
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.53740416]

>>53740331
>100% crash

[Anonymous No.53740426]

WASHINGTON'S birthday?! That traitorous Brit?

[Anonymous No.53740429]

>cheap entry into TSLA
just what I have been waiting for :)

[Anonymous No.53740430]

>>53740294
TQQQ

[Anonymous No.53740434]

>>53740403
Who is this boy?

[Anonymous No.53740435]

>>53740175
Well done.

[Anonymous No.53740436]

>>53740342
How dare Yellen yearn for retirement at her age. Biden couldn’t find anyone else to replace her though? Taking out the leader of the Fed doves isn’t ideal

[Anonymous No.53740444]

>>53740339
SELL SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53740446]

If it feels like the indices is dumping that’s because it is

[Anonymous No.53740448]

>>53740429
Its where it was two days ago

[Anonymous No.53740450]

we will recover back to 412 tomorrow right?

[Anonymous No.53740452]

>>53740435
I can't take credit for it. Nor the 9/11 Top Gun one but dammit if I haven't saved them: https://vocaroo.com/1mdLgCESultL

[Anonymous No.53740454]

LOWWWWWWWEEEEEEERRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.53740457]

>>53740450
We will go below 400

[Anonymous No.53740458]

>>53740398
If it continues going down tomorrow I'M gonna kill myself. Either way one of us isn't coming out of this alive.

[Anonymous No.53740459]

A

[Anonymous No.53740463]

DIE DIE DIE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!!!

[Anonymous No.53740467]

dat dere tesla recall
lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53740466]

Had the day off and all my investments crab neutral. Luckily because yesterday was considering tech.

[Anonymous No.53740468]

>>53740436
Brainard isn’t replacing Yellen, she’s replacing Brian Deese who’s going to fuck off back to Blackrock after leaving the head of the White House economic council

[Anonymous No.53740469]

>>53740308
Everytime bitcoin starts pumping hard on weekly/monthly nasdaq follows. Just saying.

[Anonymous No.53740473]

>>53740450
We are going to retest 390 and next stop down to 200 if we are lucky.

[Anonymous No.53740474]

>>53740387

[Anonymous No.53740475]

Sorry, did you say higher?

[Anonymous No.53740478]

Why do they ALWAYS TRY AND SAVE THE FUCKING DUMP. EVERY FUCKING TIME. SOMEONE MINECRAFT THE PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM

[Anonymous No.53740480]

pure vix algo move

[Anonymous No.53740484]

>>53740398
>>53740458
Can I have your stuff?

[Anonymous No.53740489]

>MFW I closed my long GLD puts at a 75% loss and YOLOd 98% of my remaining funds into short duration SPY puts around the highs of the day today

Spite trading FTW

[Anonymous No.53740490]

>>53740446
You're awful bobo.

[Anonymous No.53740491]

>>53740367
The only seasoning you need is salt and butter. Did you poach it in butter? Boiled chicken is not good.

[Anonymous No.53740494]

>>53740307
Your post kinda counts as a screenshot so follow the "good enough to screenshot" rule and sell

[Anonymous No.53740499]

>>53740175
Mister Jpow, you say it's impossible, but over 10 million jews were executed in gas chambers during WW2. Care to explain?

[Anonymous No.53740503]

the last 5 minutes of today are going to be fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.53740505]

>>53740478
Algos and 0dte option gamblers having to close which is forcing brokerages and MM have to edge

[Anonymous No.53740516]

>>53740505
wtf, how are those guys holding up that tank?

[Anonymous No.53740520]

So why is it falling now and not when the inflation data came out

[Anonymous No.53740522]

technically still an uptrend amirite? no new low of day

[Anonymous No.53740525]

Crab sisters……….

[Anonymous No.53740528]

>>53740516
Same way they’re propping up the fake and gay market :^)

[Anonymous No.53740529]

>>53740520
Because we assumed Powell and the Fed would remain bitchmade, just like the last couple times they spoke. Now that Bullard's doing a 50bps trial balloon, there's a higher terminal rate to price in.

[Anonymous No.53740530]

>>53740503
It is already starting what the fuck did I miss?

[Anonymous No.53740531]

>>53740520
Priced in

[Anonymous No.53740532]

>>53740516
Quantitive Easing

[Anonymous No.53740533]

>>53740520
market logic

[Anonymous No.53740536]

>>53740484
Want to take my QQQ shorts with x5 leverage? Sure, it's already -20%.

[Anonymous No.53740537]

if the VIX closes above 20 today into opex tomorrow into a long weekend

GOD

[Anonymous No.53740542]

>>53740505
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53740543]

>>53740484
Yeah man maybe you can do something better with the junk I own.

[Anonymous No.53740544]

>>53740520
Stop asking questions expecting some neat little answer. Markets are irrational/rigged/manipulated/etc.

[Anonymous No.53740545]

This is exactly like what happened for a month in November-December. We hypercrabbed, non-voting Fed members jawboned the market to death a couple times, then we pumped for 2+ months. Bears are beyond desperate for bad news even though every data print points to 2022 being the worst of it. Imagine a world where shortsighted faggots speculating on headlines didn't get to move the market, and speculating on live media about economic policy decisions was illegal.

[Anonymous No.53740550]

>>53740537
sounds bullish

[Anonymous No.53740551]

>>53740468
>>53740436
actually the rumor is that Brainard is there to eventually take over for Yellen ... Yellen actually wants to go back to the Fed

[Anonymous No.53740555]

Just noticed the shit volume.

[Anonymous No.53740557]

>>53740430
truer than we might think

[Anonymous No.53740562]

Last chance to load your Deere bags.

[Anonymous No.53740561]

>>53740532
*quanitative
chatgpt malfunction

[Anonymous No.53740567]

>>53740468
That’s a temp role for her unless Biden gets doesn’t get re-elected. People are speculating that Yellen is done no matter what after 2024 and Brainard will replace her

[Anonymous No.53740570]

Ecb needs to start raising rates because euro looks hyper bearish it will collapse below parity. jeromee wants to raise rates.

It will be hilarious to see how greece, italy and even france survive 6% rates

[Anonymous No.53740571]

>>53740532
Updated my journal

[Anonymous No.53740573]

>>53740551
Yellen is on her swan song but I could see Brainard wanting her job at treasury

[Anonymous No.53740587]

sheesh the 1d candle boys

[Anonymous No.53740590]

>>53740550
Yes, bullish for shorts

[Anonymous No.53740593]

>>53740567
There were rumors Yellen was going to be out after the midterms, I could see Brainard taking her spot later this year.

[Anonymous No.53740597]

Also DKNG hype

[Anonymous No.53740603]

>>53740571
i read that in Michael Weiss's voice

[Anonymous No.53740605]

>>53740522
>zoom out

[Anonymous No.53740606]

>>53740570
euro/pound/yen going into shitcoin status

[Anonymous No.53740610]

>>53740606
actually yen has totally different outlook than euro

[Anonymous No.53740613]

>>53740605
>THE PEEPEE LINE CROSSED THE POOPOO LINE, SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.53740617]

>>53740605
>>53740613
cool

[Anonymous No.53740616]

>>53740570
So what happens when ECB stops but Powell has to keep going? McCarthy probably won’t let Biden do a Plaza Accord 2.0, so if inflation is still above 2%, what can Powell do?

[Anonymous No.53740618]

>>53740605
I see it

[Anonymous No.53740621]

>>53740597
Holy shit I've heard of some of these companies

[Anonymous No.53740622]

Yeah, I’m slurping. Sorry bobo

[Anonymous No.53740625]

ara ara mumu-chan, doushitano? kurai kao shite. kesa anna ni genki datta no ni... ^-^

[Anonymous No.53740634]

>>53740616
Crash the market; with no survivors.

[Anonymous No.53740638]

>>53740570
>Ecb needs to start raising rates
They already did and said they will continue
Are you sleeping under a rock?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ld8ub-865Bc

[Anonymous No.53740640]

>>53740387
Algorithms

[Anonymous No.53740641]

>all those TSLA $210 and $220 0dte calls
>reduced to ashes
I love it. Fuck the degenerates.

[Anonymous No.53740646]

>>53740587
lmao looks like a thumbtack.

[Anonymous No.53740645]

>>53740616
So euro crash happens then. Or euro crisis to shitcoin. That is the biggest worry in brussels as everyone would lose their jobs and pensions etc. if euro collapses

[Anonymous No.53740647]

GOING TO 4090 AGAIN

[Anonymous No.53740648]

>>53740622
I'm slurping too because I just take the opposition position of every close, works 90% of the time

[Anonymous No.53740650]

Why line go down?

[Anonymous No.53740652]

>>53740616
What the fuck are you talking about: >>53740638

[Anonymous No.53740657]

>>53740616
ECB can't stop, god I hope Italy and Greece just get amputated from the eurozone and become third world because fuck them for stealing my cunt's money.

[Anonymous No.53740659]

>>53740545
Or maybe the hedge funds let retail pump the market for the last 6 weeks and now they're going to take profits ruthlessly, like what has usually happened.

There's not going to be another epic bullrun unless the white house changes in 2024. Every time the white house changes hands, the market 'prices in' a new president.

[Anonymous No.53740667]

I am ready and excited for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53740672]

>>53740571
https://youtu.be/X1tyybVuSBU

[Anonymous No.53740677]

>>53740657
Should just execute a simple debt-for-women swap. This would stabilize the bond markets and demography.

[Anonymous No.53740683]

and just like that, SKYT will never trade above $15 again.

[Anonymous No.53740686]

>>53740648
In my experience the formula is more or less like this: 2 green days, 1 red day
Slurp on red obviously, take profit on green

[Anonymous No.53740689]

VIX trying to say something to us. But what?

[Anonymous No.53740693]

>>53740354
Just looked at the charts and, fucking hell, you're right. SPY 412 tomorrow. Again.

[Anonymous No.53740695]

All my stocks of American companies tanked right now. Meanwhile all my German stocks on the rise today. Should have sticked just to that. Fucking burgers and your iNfLaTion reLeAsE.

[Anonymous No.53740698]

i bought

[Anonymous No.53740701]

This is literally the perfect setup for MACD and RSI returning to technical buy levels within the next couple weeks. I expect at least one or two more days like this where LITERALLY EVERYTHING shits and farts as soon as some asshole tweets something remotely hawkish.

[Anonymous No.53740705]

>>53740689
Sell calls?

[Anonymous No.53740710]

Everyone will buy the dip tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.53740712]

>>53740689
it says 50 bepis are coming

[Anonymous No.53740714]

Closing on the lows is bullish right guys?

[Anonymous No.53740716]

And that's how you stink up the market.

[Anonymous No.53740719]

slurping

[Anonymous No.53740718]

post yfw spx 3200 in a few months

[Anonymous No.53740722]

>>53740689
50 BPS WAS UNEXPECTED IS WHAT IT'S SAYING

[Anonymous No.53740723]

closing at the low of the day

[Anonymous No.53740727]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.53740728]

Yeah, im thinking we are back choaschads

[Anonymous No.53740729]

>>53740712
>It’s our time now

[Anonymous No.53740731]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.53740732]

>>53740677
Wouldn't this implode tax revenue and turn their governments into a timebomb? I'm all for it.

[Anonymous No.53740733]

>>53740695
Inflation report has nothing to do with it. The biggest Fed dove is resigning tomorrow and the biggest Fed hawk said they should do a 50 bps hike in March today

[Anonymous No.53740734]

>broker crashed and I couldn't sell
FUCK

[Anonymous No.53740736]

>>53740689
Nigger

[Anonymous No.53740740]

at last the slurpers are locked out
now we really dump

[Anonymous No.53740742]

Nice close on the s&p, now mumus have a lot to think about until tomorrow :)

[Anonymous No.53740743]

Bobochads we are so back

[Anonymous No.53740744]

>>53740731
lost $1k, which i'd say is pretty good considering

[Anonymous No.53740749]

>>53740731
i made 50 bucks

[Anonymous No.53740750]

And just like THAT!
I'm losing all my money again!

[Anonymous No.53740751]

>>53740734
>f

[Anonymous No.53740753]

>>53740734
You can still sell options after hours if you reboot your broker

[Anonymous No.53740760]

>>53740742
I've been dinged. Those bastards. They dinged me real good.

[Anonymous No.53740762]

>>53740731
I earned 3k from WISH. So I’m happy about that.

[Anonymous No.53740764]

>>53740698
on margin too because i fat fingered the dropdown

[Anonymous No.53740768]

>>53740750
good

[Anonymous No.53740774]

Imagine being directional

[Anonymous No.53740777]

>>53740698
that's fuckin weird
i know that photographer IRL

[Anonymous No.53740781]

>>53740731
Shorting SPY. Trainwreck a couple of hours ago..

[Anonymous No.53740784]

buddy look at the 10Y
lmao, haha even

[Anonymous No.53740787]

>>53740731
roughly 0.3% down. It is all over for me

[Anonymous No.53740794]

>>53740731
+3.64%

[Anonymous No.53740803]

>>53740731
+30.3%

thank you, TSLA puts, TSLQ calls, and CROX shares.

[Anonymous No.53740806]

Dang I made a lot of money today

[Anonymous No.53740807]

>>53740794
what does SKYT have to do with PLTR?

[Anonymous No.53740808]

>>53740731
small +.16% day

[Anonymous No.53740811]

>>53740731
made 5k today. still 6k in hole YTD

[Anonymous No.53740824]

>>53740733
>the biggest Fed hawk said
The faggot isn't even a voting member, just jawboning like the last 50 fucking times

[Anonymous No.53740831]

>>53740794
>were supposed to take women seriously
I swear if my daughter ends up like this someone is getting both barrels

[Anonymous No.53740843]

>>53740731
>How did it go today anon?
I pooped myself.

[Anonymous No.53740844]

>>53740731
+500% , tesla puts

[Anonymous No.53740845]

>>53740731
-.82%
Did a little slurping today, prepared to slurp some more tomorrow. Sold some covered calls too.

[Anonymous No.53740856]

>>53740650
Brainard came out and said more rape hikes are coming. She is the 'hawk' on the FED. If you think of the markets as Professional Wrestling you can look at all the bad data and wonder why we're not lower right now, but then you realize that the market was allowed to pump on retail bulls to this point because all the private insider bank investors are now going to dump with 'brainard' as their legal excuse to tandem-dump even though it is obviously fake/gay.

Options expiry is tomorrow, Carl Icahn has 50 million in puts that he needs to make, I shouldn't have to say more. Each options expiry is fake/gay. If the rich are shorting it's like in December when Fat Guy came out and said the market was fucked and everyone just dumped for no reason (but the actual reason was that investment banks needed a fake reason to dump) and if it's like october then the market will pump for no reason on some fed banker that's not in charge of hikes saying that hikes could be reduced in the future (but it's actually because the big players needed to make their calls).

Once you understand it's fake/gay you can understand why certain kinds of TA and seasonal gambles work so well. It's not 'going down because no one understand it', but because all the big people go to the same clubs and you're not in it. You're not a smart guy for betting the market will go up forever, you're food for their shorts.

[Anonymous No.53740857]

>>53740831
She won't end up like that. She'll be naked, with a couple big black cocks inside her. That webm will seem prudish.by then.

[Anonymous No.53740858]

>>53740731
Sold my UPRO so only -100$

[Anonymous No.53740859]

>>53740141
Saved my day by making $2 on a last minute Vix play. Oh yeah, suck it, that's on the books profit.
The rest of my .83% loss is paper.

[Anonymous No.53740860]

>>53740731
Nobody reads replies anyway. Still here is mine:
-0.57%

[Anonymous No.53740861]

welp sold my 1dte spy poots for a small profit.
watch as we hit circuit breakers tomorrow for opex as i just sit here flat.

[Anonymous No.53740874]

>>53740731
Very good. Got my scalps on SOXS/WEBS.

Leaving my Bear Bitty and TSLA -1x ETFs BITI/TSLS/TSLQ as long term positions.

Mumu's will get the ROPE

[Anonymous No.53740875]

>>53740794
>imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.53740878]

>>53740082
Can someone explain dividends and payout ratio to me like i'm a retard? If I invest $1000 in this company, how much will I be paid and it's yearly i'm guessing? How does the payout ratio affect the dividend payout?

[Anonymous No.53740881]

>>53740597
Draft kings lol? Tiger Woods should be playing today at the Honda open. Told myself I'd place some money on him.

[Anonymous No.53740884]

I trusted in Dan
I held the shorts
Actually I just slept till now and just woke up with a fat printed green account

[Anonymous No.53740890]

>>53740878
Because your screenshot has too much of your own info, it actually goes all to me.
Yer dun, bud. Yer dun. Pack it up.

[Anonymous No.53740897]

>>53740878
yield is relative to share price. payout is relative to earnings

[Anonymous No.53740903]

>You're not a smart guy for betting the market will go up forever
Lmao it has quite literally done that. There essentially hasn't been a time in the last century where buying-and-holding didn't work for US equities.

Retail doesn't move the market, and Big Money still knows that US equities are the best long-term investment, hands down. Considering those two things, it should be pretty easy to see that all the massive green candles since September have been Big Money buying the humongous bottom that they themselves created all last year. Any subsequent dumps have been faggot speculators shorting at technical levels.

[Anonymous No.53740908]

>>53740731
>XLB: -1.12%
>XLC: -1.55%
>XLE: -0.97%
>XLF: -1.06%
>XLI: -1.04%
>XLK: -1.74%
>XLP: -0.72%
>XLRE: -0.92%
>XLU: -0.76%
>XLV: -0.98%
>XLY: -2.15%

>Me: -4.39%
>YTD: -2.42%

I'm gonna go piss in the SPR until oil does something. Maybe that'd make one of the salt domes collapse.

[Anonymous No.53740911]

>>53740831
blast yourself with DHT 1 month before conceiving to get yourself a boy instead.

[Anonymous No.53740916]

>>53740903
speculate these nuts

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53740921]

are you desperate for social media interaction?
consider bearposting on the Tesla stocktwits board. You will be flooded with lovely comments

I love to respond like this

[Anonymous No.53740922]

Well there it is. I got so many special requests from the cubical cucks that I have to go in to work tonight when I wasn't supposed to. I 100% understand why people go postal. In Minecraft now. I haven't been this angry in a long time.

[Anonymous No.53740924]

>forgot to close my draftkings longs
I-I'm gonna get fucked right?

[Anonymous No.53740933]

>>53740908
>I'm gonna go piss in the SPR until oil does something.
Based organic-compounds manufacturer.

[Anonymous No.53740935]

Friendly reminder the longer we crab the higher likelihood for the bull to resume.

[Anonymous No.53740940]

>>53740897
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.53740941]

>>53740921
I got flamed for telling GEO longs to hedge their positions last week.

[Anonymous No.53740949]

>>53740935
I think the likelihood is 100%. This looks exactly like November - December.

[Anonymous No.53740950]

>>53740884
Thanks to DAN I may have actually made a good financial decision for once. Just had to trust some language model's advice that hasn't been trained on web data past 2021

[Anonymous No.53740954]

>>53740940
Do you understand what a ratio is?

[Anonymous No.53740958]

>>53740935
Did sminem get drafted? That would really bum me out if he did.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53740963]

[Anonymous No.53740965]

SLOW RIDE! TAKE IT EASY!

[Anonymous No.53740967]

>>53740924
Yes. But who can say whether it'll be in a good way or a bad way.

[Anonymous No.53740974]

>>53740897
So just say I invest $1000. The share price is $1. Dividend Yeild is 25%, and payout ratio is 55%. How much profit will I make after 1 year?

[Anonymous No.53740984]

>>53740978
>>53740978
>>53740978

NEW

[Anonymous No.53740991]

>>53740974
"yeild"

[Anonymous No.53741003]

>>53740954
Yes If I am shooting hoops in basketball and I get 55 out of 100, my ratio is 55%

[Anonymous No.53741007]

>>53740924
How tf do you lose money as a bookie? At the next stock holders meeting suggest they go break some knees to get the vig back from deadbeats.

[Anonymous No.53741022]

>>53740991
Yeah but payout ratio, so do I get 55% of the 25%?

[Anonymous No.53741031]

>>53740974
With common stock, dividends are discretionary: there's no contract guaranteeing a certain dividend on a certain date. The company may choose to change the dividend or remove it entirely.

[Anonymous No.53741039]

>>53740605
Oof

[Anonymous No.53741045]

>>53740974
yields are annualized using the last dividend period so you can't say for sure if the company will maintain its dividend amount. But if they do you'll have 250$ more at the end of the year

[Anonymous No.53741046]

Looks like SOMEBODY got upset at an OP image

[Anonymous No.53741048]

>>53740974
>>53741022
The 25%. Your shares earn you $250 while that $1000 chunk of the company had in total earned ~$454 ($454 payed out at a ratio of 55% = $250)

[Anonymous No.53741050]

>>53740984
janny thinks niggers are people

[Anonymous No.53741054]

>>53741046
What was it

[Anonymous No.53741059]

I figured that was a little over the line but then again they did take away our ability to trade on Juneteenth.

[Anonymous No.53741064]

>>53741031
Wtf why do people even put up with this shit then? I'm guessing if a company did that no one would continue to invest once the word got out.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741065]

>>53741054
showed different subspecies of wolves and how they are more genetically similar than the different races of humans

oh and it says 'niggers arent people edition' or something to that effect

[Anonymous No.53741074]

>>53741054

[Anonymous No.53741076]

>>53741065
that sounds safe for work, no anime titties, what was the problem?

[Anonymous No.53741082]

>>53741064
Companies that do cut dividends are aware of the hit that usually inflicts on the stock price. Hence why some like Intel cannibalize the company to defend it: https://www.semianalysis.com/p/intel-cuts-pay-for-employees-to-keep

[Anonymous No.53741084]

>>53741074
Kek based

[Anonymous No.53741090]

>>53741064
Usually companies don't indebt themselves to pay dividends so if the companie's profit fall, the dividend will also fall, they won't guarantee a fixed amount in advance

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53741091]

>>53741087
>>53741087
>>53741087
>>53741087

new

[Anonymous No.53741113]

Is now the time to sell puts on TSLA or TSLL

[Anonymous No.53741125]

>>53741064
You're basically right. Stocks are risky and a lot of investors avoid them. If you want contractually guaranteed payments, look into bonds.

[Anonymous No.53741128]

>>53741048
So your saying the payout ratio is how much my $1000 will earn the company? So investors are expecting that if they invest in a company, it will grow?

[Anonymous No.53741159]

>>53741125
Ok but what ARE bonds?

[Anonymous No.53741163]

>>53741128
the payout ratio is the amount of profits they made that they give back as dividend

[Anonymous No.53741176]

>>53741128
Your $1000 doesn't earn the company anything.

But if it's a company worth $10,000 that earns $4,540 and pays out a $2,500 dividend, your $1,000 are a 10% share "responsible" for $454 in earnings and giving you the right to $250 in dividends.

You can trade that $1,000 share to someone else, buy some of the remaining $9,000 share of the company, whatever. Some people do that based on growth expectations, others based on dividend expectations, others cause reddit shilled it, whatever.