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>> No.53737054
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Do the algos dump it just so they can pump it?

>> No.53737057
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kek baggies

>> No.53737058
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JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

REAL LIFE IS ONLY FOR THE ELITE CASTE

>> No.53737060
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>>53737036
well played cat

>> No.53737063
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>>53737036
mommy thread?

>> No.53737064

>>53737057
Options and derivatives were a mistake.

>> No.53737066

ffs, announce you stupid bakers

>> No.53737069

>>53737054
what a dummy, that's why COBRA exists

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>>53737036

>> No.53737078
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>entire market down
>DOLE just steady climbing

>> No.53737084

Does Cathy Woods have Cerebral Palsy?

>> No.53737085

>>53737057
Thanks for making it so giant, anon. I can really read it very clearly.

>> No.53737090
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>>53737066
can't use all my captchas this early

>> No.53737094

one of the eggs i bought was cracked, but i ate it anyway because, you know..
am i gonna die?

>> No.53737097

What's the goto platform for trading stocks for Canadians. I'm going to start earning a lot more money soon and want to make sure I'm prepared to start investing more.

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I;m thinking about that goyslop. I think I'm gonna run to McDonald's in a bit. Overpriced lego box anon has inspired me. Reminder, this is the best goyslop sandwich on the market and don't @ me if you don't agree. Naturally I'll be using the app so the good people at the McDonald's corporation can use that data for marketing purposes and find more efficient ways to bring me the goyslop I love and need.

>> No.53737104

>>53737078
WHY DIDNT I BUY ANY DOLES BROS

>> No.53737105
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A quick toast to DOLE holders.

>> No.53737107

nasdaq cant break out of 12000
s&p can't break out of 4120
dow cant break out of 34000

its literally actually over. buyer's exhaustion is getting worse

>> No.53737109

>>53737094
100% yes

>> No.53737108

>>53737078
Yeah, but you have to put up with the Irish.

>> No.53737111

>>53737066
Ok, here's the announcement:

You are a massive faggit.

>> No.53737113

>>53737090
>continues to be an openly detestable piece of shit

>> No.53737115
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>>53736970
>>53737095

>> No.53737118

BOIL is a $6.02 stablecoin

>> No.53737122

>>53737102
>mayo
you might as well just get on your knees in the kitchen

>> No.53737123

dang I owned DOLE back in like 2015 and got a nice payday when it was bought out and taken private.

didnt know it was publicly traded again

>> No.53737127
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>>53737054
girlboss sisters....

>> No.53737134
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>>53737123
just looked it up, it was 2013

>> No.53737136
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>>53737122
Excuse me sweaty, do you have a problem with mayo on a burger?

>> No.53737137
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>>53737094
Did you cook it all the way through?

>> No.53737139

>>53737078
Check BOXL. Wish I got it in January but I pussied out because management was retarded in 2022.

>> No.53737142

>>53737054
Talk about an easy HR decision.
Yikes.

>> No.53737145
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>>53737136
no

>> No.53737147
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>Google search crab market
>results are captain barts crab market
What does it mean

>> No.53737149

>>53737122
>he doesnt use mayo and ketchup on his burgers
NGMI

>> No.53737148

>>53737094
F.

>> No.53737153
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DOLE

>> No.53737156
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>>53737136

>> No.53737157

>>53737123
We've been talking about nanners for a little while, Mr. Shrimper.
Maybe thread was moving too fast for you?

>> No.53737163
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>> No.53737174

>>53737147
Crab markerts tend to have Bart and reverse Bart charts, that's true.

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>>53737163
weak

>> No.53737182
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>>53737134

>> No.53737186
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>>53737102
Based

>> No.53737188

>>53737078
kek check VALE
the chinks are buying it all

>> No.53737189
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>>53737145
Based butter burger poster
>>53737156
Mayo is a pleb filter. Anyone who doesn't like mayo doesn't get to be in my circle.

>> No.53737191

WHAT DO I BUY AS A NOOB, SILVER?

>> No.53737196
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>Buddy look at SHOPify computer

>> No.53737211
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>>53737153
How it feels to chew 5 bananas

>> No.53737226

>>53737085
kek

>> No.53737233

>>53737191
total stock market index fund

>> No.53737234

>>53737174
>wholesome_chuckle.jpg
>>53737189
what am I watching? where did it all go?
DEFYING THE BONE STRUCTURE OF HUMANS!?

>> No.53737235

be honest anime posters how would your fathers feel if they saw your internet behavior

>> No.53737237

>>53737191
Yes, get a good stack of gold, silver and a good amount of cash. Invest the rest of your income into securities and crypto

>> No.53737240

>>53737036
Why don’t we eat turkey eggs? What happens to all the eggs turkeys lay? Can I profit from stealing turkey eggs?

>> No.53737245
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buy BOIL

>> No.53737246

>>53737191
why are you asking a horse

>> No.53737248

>>53737235
Anime posters don't have fathers, they are lab created cretins.

>> No.53737251
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OUR TIME NOW

>> No.53737252
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>>53737235
my father died when I was 2

>> No.53737254

>>53736605
Imagine not knowing that if inflation is going up, food prices will too. Imagine not realizing that it is a decent gauge of real time inflation because of this. God bobos are so retarded, I love it. Easy money.

>> No.53737259
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.53737260
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>>53737234
You're watching a superior form of human life. You're watching the hamchad in all it's glory. Kneel lanklet.

>> No.53737261
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>>53737078

>> No.53737266

>>53737191
VOO and VTI

>> No.53737268
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>tfw everyone said you were retarded for buying puts on SKYT
Heh, well well well
>>53737245
Currently DCAing BOIL, fellow BOIL lord

>> No.53737275

I do wish I had a banana now

>> No.53737279

>>53737245
Is BOIL a bearish stock?

>> No.53737280
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>>53737252

>> No.53737281
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>>53737260
>>53737189

>> No.53737283
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>>53737260
The term “hamchad” is being confiscated DOLE posters

>> No.53737286

>>53737261
Look at the dates of the articles.
Then look at the 6 month chart of DOLE.
Then look at who is buying.

Then think of the meme potential.
Obvious good pick IF you already have your SKYT bag.

>> No.53737291
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bullish for goog

>> No.53737294

>>53737191
Silver is a scam there’s infinite amount of it in the vaults, you can sometimes make a profit trading it’s futures but you’d have to know what you are doing

>> No.53737295

One week bull trap about to be completed. Thanks for playing slurpers.

>>53737279
it's BOOLISH BRAPS

>> No.53737299

>>53737261
Why did you post an article from 2 years ago? What does that have to do with current DOLE

>> No.53737303

>>53737268
To be fair anon, you're not actually bearish on it, you're just shorting it briefly because it ran up 50% off a blowout earnings.
If you were smart you'd just buy a bag and never sell.

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>>53737281

>> No.53737306
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How do I profit off the daily dump into crab into pump?

>> No.53737305

>>53737260
I thought this had to be two people stacked to get this effect >>53737189
I'm at a complete loss, and the longer I try, the more I think I had to much sausage for breakfast.

>> No.53737317

I'm financially niggered

>> No.53737319

>>53737291
>new youtube chief Karen Wietzlebergstein
it won't save them

>> No.53737322

>>53737294
this. you short it and buy physical to larp as a pirate.

>> No.53737324
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Post your best bananas, DOLEs.

>> No.53737326

>>53737291
this cunt deserves the electric chair

>> No.53737331

Why didn’t you listen

>> No.53737337

jyuzu-sama, i kneel

>> No.53737340

>>53737319
yeah, whenever you think these horrible lefty tech fags can't find someone worse, they ALWAYS find someone that is at least 25% worse

>> No.53737339

WTFWT

>> No.53737342

>>53737306
you flip 0DTE options silly!

>> No.53737343
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>short EU
>EU outperforming US 2022
>EU outperforming US 2023
>EU hitting ATH

>> No.53737348
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All you had to do was buy

>> No.53737357
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>>53737324

>> No.53737359

>>53737348
Omg I made a whole heckin $2 man

>> No.53737362

>Susan Wojcziki steps down
1000x leverage into GOOG

>> No.53737366

>>53737319
>>53737291
>being replaced by Neal Mohan
>a pajeet

Isn't it insane how Pajeet leadership signals the top of tech companies? Every fucken time.

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>>53737357
Ok now this is epic

>> No.53737368

My portfolio is not down for the day and it has like 25 different stocks.

Maybe pick better stocks?

>> No.53737370

>>53737317
Same, we need a real holocaust

>> No.53737373

>>53737294
ACKSHUALLY there is 35-50g in every EV and we're going to eradicate ICE by 2040. There are ~3 billion oz and 1.5 billion cars not including trucks and other things. That doesn't include PV panels and other industrial uses. AAAAAKCSHUALLY there is paper manipulation and we all remember what happened to nickel. Just believe bro.

>> No.53737375

>>53737348
comfy 8k shares left here after getting my entry back

>> No.53737378

>>53737343
same boat fren but wgmi

>> No.53737379

>>53737359
That’s your fault for only buying 12 shares. How’s your SOXL doing today

>> No.53737381
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>>53737348

>> No.53737386

>>53737368
Poorfag

>> No.53737390

>>53737368
I prefer to go all in on 1 stock / ETF and pray for the best. Sometimes it works

>> No.53737391
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>>53737163
Holy fuck am I glad I didn't buy shopify. Almost went for it.

>> No.53737393

>>53737054
>getting layed off while being pregnant in end stadium
Burgers, kek.

>> No.53737398
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>>53737102
>One day they will quietly drop the "100% beef"

>> No.53737401

>>53737127
>dog mom
Into the trash

>> No.53737408

>>53737057
how is this level of delusion possible?

>> No.53737415

>>53737398
>100% beef
>is already a patented ingredient.
I'm betting anyway.

>> No.53737418

>>53737115
Thanks, hoss. That's so fucking ominous. And, God, imagine FRED had a checkbox to inflation adjust as well.

>> No.53737420

>>53737381
Check the rest of the market

>> No.53737422

>>53737408
see >>53737420

>> No.53737425
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>>53737398
and on that day, she will rise again

>> No.53737426
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What did y'all slurp today?
>AMZN
>GD
>JPM
>KR
>RTX

>> No.53737428
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Why everyone so gay pineapple for Dole lately? Are they using slave labor again?

>> No.53737435

>>53737246
kek

>> No.53737437

>>53737426
>KO
>NEE
>ABT

>> No.53737442

>>53737069
TBF tech companies literally just lay you off by text and some of these kids are experiencing their first layoff.

>> No.53737443

>>53737426
TSN, ADM, RIO, VALE, GEO, FDP, YPF

>> No.53737454
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come on algos fill that g a p already

>> No.53737459
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how many days in a row of opening down and crabbing up is this now?

>> No.53737460

>>53737428
>positive cash flow
>management sold dead weight decisions to reduce debt
>dividend that will likely grow
It’s a long hold for me

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>>53737303
>To be fair anon, you're not actually bearish on it
>>53737426
>What did y'all slurp today?
>O
>GLD
>>53737428
>Are they using slave labor again?
If they want to appease shareholders, they'd better start!

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>>53737317
Finally, someone ITT who's not an AI.

>> No.53737476

>>53737189
>doesn't get to be in my orbit

>> No.53737483

>>53737057
>>53737408
0DTE gamblers need a constant pool of FOMO tards to close positions end of day. Damn this bubble is gonna make the 1987 look like babby's first Mt St Helens

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>>53737426
>Roku
>Paramount
Lost all the gains Roku made kek, up only 2%.

>> No.53737491

>>53737304
wtf, lmao

>> No.53737495

>>53737483
>Mt St Helens
thanks i hadn't thought about Rainier yet today

>> No.53737516

and wallah, S&P will never be below 4100 again

>> No.53737520
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I’m starting to see a trend mumus

>> No.53737530

>>53737348
NOBODY TOLD ME

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>>53737488
And I sold Roku at +10%, now it's at +18%. What a masterpiece I am.

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>>53737115
>>53736899
>>53737095
Good posts

>> No.53737545

friendly reminder that if you buy ETFs you buy dogshit wrapped in catshit and some gems sprinkled in

>> No.53737558

PEP is a better stock than KO

>> No.53737560

Got damn inverse ETFs are uncomfy

>> No.53737566 [DELETED] 

>>53737473
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Uh, SNAPbros...

>> No.53737577
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>Another train derailment with hazardous materials outside of Detroit today
THANKS, MAYOR PETE
>>53737558
If I shat in the street like a punjabi, I'd agree with you.

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>>53737516
>wallah

>> No.53737590

Lmao the 15th day of the year of 1% intraday swings in the S&P. 0dte kek

>> No.53737594

>>53737577
>People just wilding out derailing trains for the fun of it
Shit, probably Chinks pushing a trend on TikTok.

>> No.53737605

>>53737520
The jews will keep the Great Goyim Gambit going forever

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>>53737036
Remember when people were laughing at Cathie for loading up COIN a couple of months ago? Pepperidge Farms remembers

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we will literally just end up crabbing back up

>> No.53737628
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uh bros when is tesla dumping

>> No.53737632

>>53737594
it's just our third world tier infrastructure slowly collapsing

>> No.53737638

Copper ain't fucking stopping.

>> No.53737639
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Btw what do you guys think or Doordash? Is it going to pump tomorrow or are stock holders going to get fucked?

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>Local man learns derivatives aren't derivative

>> No.53737647

>>53737577
1000 trains derail a year in america and most trains have some sort of HAZMAT on it it's not news nobody cares at least nobody did until they could use it to push their narratives

>> No.53737652

>>53737638
just imagine NOT buying the FCX dip as i told you

>> No.53737654

>>53737628
It doesn't lol. Reminder that TSLA holds like a billion million BTC.

>> No.53737657

>>53737632
Gotta bump up re-reading Atlas Shrugged in my book queue.

>> No.53737662

>>53737036
Buy COIN for mommy Cathie (and profit)!!!!!

>> No.53737668

>>53737654
and they bought them at 40k

>> No.53737671
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53737671

Aaaaaaannnnd bull run is back on, yep I'm thinking 2022 was the right amount of correction needed for stocks and now we can resume the bull run. Yep things will be smoooooooooth sailing from here on out.

>> No.53737672

>>53737654
No, they dont

>> No.53737680

>>53737654
>It doesn't lol
zoom out

>> No.53737685
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53737685

ALL BOBOS SUCK MY NUT

>> No.53737688

>>53737240
I think they lay a lot less eggs.

>> No.53737689

>>53737614
it's time for /smg/ to do the right thing and apologize.

>> No.53737695

All this hype over DXY and it can't even hold 104. And that's only comparing the dollar against a bunch of other shitty currencies. Bitcoin is back at 25k right now.

Looks like the music is over, for bobos.

>> No.53737696

>>53737668
They will be $100k soon

>> No.53737713

>>53737668
>>53737696
Telsa has long sold most of its bitcoin garbage

>> No.53737715

>>53737688
Toms, the males, are larger, so are preferred for high volume operations.

>> No.53737723
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>>53737639
Take the Amazon woman pill

>> No.53737727

>>53737713
Bullish for BTC

>> No.53737732
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>>53737723
Where can I find tall women to wife?

>> No.53737756

slurpkings i kneel

>> No.53737759

my wife is taller than me in heels
and WAY taller when she wears em

>> No.53737765
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53737765

I picked the wrong lots for my sale and lost 800 dollars FUCK

>> No.53737767
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53737767

>>53737680
Okay? What was your point again?

>> No.53737768

>>53737685
>>53737695

Not waiting for Bullard opening his fat mouth in 40mins

>captcha SPXSV

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>>53737558
>>53737577
MNST is better than both

>> No.53737777
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53737777

you should be buying puts, it fuels the uptrend

>> No.53737788

I really like money but hate spending it. Am I one of (((them)))?
>>53737777
checked

>> No.53737789

what the fuck was that?

>> No.53737790
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>>53737777
>Buy Puts Now was a secret gigabull
4D Chess

>> No.53737791

>>53737713
They still hold like $200 million in BTC you dumb nigger

>> No.53737796

>>53737767
yeah this shit looks like its going back down

>> No.53737799
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53737799

Should i short tesla right now?

>> No.53737804

>>53737791
They sold like 80% of this shit

>> No.53737805

>>53737796
Buy puts then and lose just like the other guy.

>> No.53737807

>>53737770
Can you imagine what would happen if KO / PEP went into energy drinks? KO is already considering expanding into alcoholic beverages.
KO will be $1000 stock in a decade, screencap this

>> No.53737809

>>53737799
yes

this IS financial advice

>> No.53737813
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53737813

>>53737799
What could go wrong?

>> No.53737826

>>53737799
if you don't, you probably hate money

>> No.53737829

>>53737628
> tesla
N-nani? It's dumping on no news Ani

>> No.53737832

>>53737768
No need. You can watch his mouth all you want, but he'll only be talking out his ass.

>> No.53737834

>>53737799
why not just avoid that shitshow and do something profitable?

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>>53737767
>What was your point again?
>211 and dropping
OH NO NO NO NO

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>>53737799

>> No.53737839
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>>53737759

>> No.53737840
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53737840

Kek tesla dumped as soon as i shorted

>> No.53737846

>>53737807
KO should move into making an integrated solar powered electric vehicle blockchain social media spin off company. It could be the next big thing.

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holy shit tesla going off a cliff (literally)

>> No.53737860
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53737860

The next time I have a winning trade I WILL be purchasing an ironic big hat

>> No.53737863

>>53737799
Why not... you got a 3 day weekend where burgers shoot at another (((UFO))) and it turns out to be Elon's Gulfstream.

>> No.53737865

>>53737846
Nominate ChatGPT as its CEO and I'm going all in

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>>53737846
only if it has AI self slurpirng

>> No.53737869

>>53737846
Interesting timing on this comment, I just happened to be watching this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtN1YnoL46Q

>> No.53737873
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>>53737840
how does it feel to be a whale moving the market?

>> No.53737876

>>53737860
Don’t think for a second that I don’t know that you don’t respect anyone itt

>> No.53737878

>>53737848
Well since they're recalling the vehicles, they won't get sued when people die. That's called covering your ass and extremely bullish for the future of the company.

>> No.53737885

>>53737863
Hell yes. My UFO puts will print *again*.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbftQpzIyUk

>> No.53737889
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53737889

nothing to see here, move along goyim

>> No.53737890
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>>53737876

>> No.53737894

>>53737767
>Return to normal

>> No.53737897
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53737897

>>53737848
DOLE still up 1%

>> No.53737898

>>53737807
Pep owns Mtn Dew, which sorta has an energy drink line, dunno about KO

>> No.53737901

>>53737837
Oh no a 1% move downward!

>> No.53737905
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>>53737866
what the fuck is this abomination

>> No.53737909

Fuck i broke my mountain bike

>> No.53737911

>>53737878
I-I didn't even consider that. AI fears the Jew

>> No.53737914

>>53737767
I will buy TSLA for under $100
There's NOTHING you can do about it
NOTHING

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>>53737905
hot n ready potat in beddy

>> No.53737921
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>>53737848

>> No.53737925
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>>53737460
Kinky. I’m looking for some long holds with divys. Will check it out. Thanx fren

>> No.53737927

>>53737905
This nigga ain't ever had instant mash potatoes.

>> No.53737928

>>53737909
Bullish for Uber and chipotle

>> No.53737931
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53737931

Uh
Someone just market bought 500k shares of SKYT

>> No.53737933

I am going to hold SOXS for at least a week (ALL-IN)

>> No.53737935

>>53737911
The only AI the jew fears is Dan

>> No.53737936

>>53737925
check out TSN, ADM and FDP when you are at it

>> No.53737937

>>53737848
and California is making them change their FSD terminology.. cause retards are literally letting Elon drive for them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDNGATpyr9k

>> No.53737939

>>53737914
Good I hope you get it

>> No.53737942

>>53737925
Don’t sleep on NEE if you want divvy king holds. I think they’re on year 28 of increases

>> No.53737943

>>53737897
Bananas, I tell you
The future of finance

>> No.53737947

>>53737933
Well come take a seat next to me who has been bag holding since October and see what your future has in store for you

>> No.53737950
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53737950

we DAAN

>> No.53737952

>>53737927
I feel like eating that "food" would permanently alter your DNA and possibly cause chromosome damage.

>> No.53737962

>>53737937
amazing

>> No.53737963

>>53737952
it's literally freeze dried potatoes and water

>> No.53737968

>>53737898
Oh I didn't know about that. Bullish for KO. It has so many markets to conquer still. Alcohol, energy drinks, FEMA death camps' food rations. Boomer future is bright.

>> No.53737974

>>53737947
Why would you hold this for more than 10 days?

>> No.53737980

>>53737952
This >>53737963. Worst thing in it is salt probably.

>> No.53737982

>>53737963
don't ruin my joke bro ffs

>> No.53738000
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53738000

>>53737931
Yeah, I thought it reached a stable price point.

>> No.53738001

Put Bullard on and sink this pig already

>> No.53738009
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53738009

bullard bros who's watching

>> No.53738018

>>53738009
Powell has good taste in foodtruck whores.

>> No.53738024

>>53737909
You were just supposed to buck break it

>> No.53738028

>>53737767
>hardcore downtrend
>Okay? What was your point again?
kek

>> No.53738031

>Don’t
>Over
>Leverage
>Equities
You might not understand this simple concept just yet but read the first letter of each line

>> No.53738040

>>53737767
I bought 13 shares at 197 three days ago, sold them for $250 profit. TSLA and NRGU do this swing thing that really works if you’re patient.

>> No.53738042
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Meme day

>> No.53738046
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>>53737866
I never knew I needed a mashed potatoes dispensing machine before I saw this. Why the fuck don't we have these here!?!

>> No.53738047

>>53738028
Then buy puts (you won't)

>> No.53738048

Ok wheres the mountain bike guys Im actually going to drop a rack on a bike.. What did he say Marin?

Which company has stock?

>> No.53738049
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>> No.53738059

Does anyone here have experience with the German neo-broker Trade Republic?
I am German so i was thinking of making an account there to invest in ETFs

>> No.53738076

>>53738001
"it was a mistake to raise 25 we should have cut"

>> No.53738083

>>53738046
Because a certain race

>> No.53738090
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53738090

>>53738059
>Trade Republic
Dis nigga investing with a planet from Star Wars.

>> No.53738094

>>53737905
They call that a Hot Carl here in Caliwali, that's California for you outsiders. The best part is they're always ready, you just walk in and get them 24/7.

>> No.53738096

a co-worker just used the word "amazeballs" on a conference call

I need a new job

>> No.53738098

>>53738048
i have one of these, they're fun. recommended
https://www.biktrix.com/products/juggernaut-ultra-fs-pro?variant=41515722670271

>> No.53738101

>>53738059
Yea. Trade republic is the worst.
>be German
>download trade republic
>search for DOLE
>no results
>kill self

>> No.53738102

>>53738046
>>53738083
yes but not the one you're thinking. 7-11 is fantastic everywhere in the world except the US because of jeets

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>>53737905

>> No.53738120
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>>53737848
Wow. That sucks.
Good thing everyone's buying LCID now.

>> No.53738121

when is the 0dte bullshit getting banned

>> No.53738133

>>53738101
is that the only reason it's the worst?

>> No.53738134

>>53738121
when it causes a market crash, jews are selling trillions of these everyday

>> No.53738138
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>>53738121
hopefully never

>> No.53738141

>>53738059
ETFs are there to drown the gems in a bucket of shit and reap premiums off retail cattle

>> No.53738143

>>53738121
why would they ban something that rakes in cash from retail? it will only be banned after a devastating flash crash or something of the like

>> No.53738146

>NASDUMP was almost 4k in 99

Imagine some boomer still holding that top kek

>> No.53738156
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53738156

when the fuck with BOIL start simmering again. I have been bagholding since 11 a pop

>> No.53738161

you know what fuck it
i'm going to start a knockoff japanese konbini in the US

>> No.53738174

>>53738133
Yes in German

>> No.53738177

>>53738141
ok what do you invest in

>> No.53738183
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>>53738156
Kek, his girl is now with munger btw licking on those old spice classic nuts.

>> No.53738189

>>53738156
Kek pic never gets old. Roastie pussy gets wet at even the hint of $$$

>> No.53738191

I thought the song smooth criminal was an alien ant farm original

>> No.53738192
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i WILL take the zoomerbucks
who wants to invest in my animu convenience startup

>> No.53738193

>>53737947
You shorted the bottom after soxs was up 100% lmao.

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>>53738191
you're too young to be here anon

>> No.53738214

>>53738191
How do I profit off this

>> No.53738215

>>53738204
But I was born in 92

>> No.53738219

I closed 1/3 of my TSLA short

>> No.53738224

>>53738156
I just bought some so ita gona dump gg

>> No.53738230

>>53738121
When we actually know where the market is doing. In case you have been living under a rock, we are in uncharted territory as both stocks and bonds have done movements never seen before. Usually there is an established flight to safety but as of this past year there has been no place to put your money in so now people are just giving up and just gambling since the market has been so unpredictable.

>> No.53738234

>>53738191
wait it's not, wtf. That was like my favorite song when I was in 6th grade

>> No.53738251

>>53738177
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH7vpd749NQ

>> No.53738252

>>53738234
They stole the song from a stunning and brave transracial MAP: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4

>> No.53738255

>>53738234
No some nigger sang it first aparently

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>>53738215

>> No.53738261

next you'll tell me the ataris didn't come up with boys of summer

>> No.53738262

>>53738252
holy shit

>> No.53738270

>>53738191
Also turns out some rando bitch originally wrote this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czb_CZfWko8

>> No.53738276

>>53738219
Sell signal impossible to ignore
Thanks, baggie!

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>>53737040
>>53737040
>>53737040

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>>53738276
cheers I guess

ill cover the rest sub 200

>> No.53738296

>>53738284
Not even 300 posts itt. I’m going to wait until someone else bakes

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>>53738284
reycycling has been debunked

>> No.53738327

>>53738298
It's actually worthwhile but only for threads that people would pay for otherwise.

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>>53738094
I thought is was shitting on someone’s face

>> No.53738377

>>53738191
I wish I was this young again

>> No.53738425

>>53738261
>boys of summer
Never heard of that game

>> No.53738466

>>53738156
>>53738224
like clockwork

>> No.53738533

>>53738191
It’s not michael jackson..?

>> No.53738560

>>53738256
Jon Rahm is a fat fuck neckbeard goblino