/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53733873]

Hard Landing Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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>>53730977

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53733881]

first for bears

[Anonymous No.53733885]

lalalaalala don't care didnt read all in tsla/nvda at open fuck a ppi my nigga

[Anonymous No.53733886]

You had your chance. Why didn't you listen?

[Anonymous No.53733891]

>>53733881

[Anonymous No.53733892]

looks like I made the right choice of buying SQQQ and SPXS at close

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53733895]

just woke up and im very hungry

[Anonymous No.53733897]

>hot CPI
>hot retail sales
>hot PPI
how will mumus cope today?
is inflation good for you?

[Anonymous No.53733898]

How long is it going to take long term bonds to catch up?

[Anonymous No.53733899]

>looking like another gap down at the open
this shit's going to get slurped again, isn't it

[Anonymous No.53733901]

Please respond
>>53733893

[Anonymous No.53733904]

new thread new me

[Anonymous No.53733905]

Brappy gas to 4 bucks before summer

[Anonymous No.53733909]

>>53733899
Yeah, it will slurp all the way back down to 390 and then 320 and then 200

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53733916]

>>53733901
investing.com gives it 3 stars

[Anonymous No.53733917]

>>53733905
lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53733920]

Did any of you guys see China slapping the sanctions on Lockheed Martin and Ratheon sales to Taiwan? I just want to know why China would sanction arms sales to themselves unless there's actually 2 Chinas. Like they have a normal China then there's a second China in another dimension or something. Also does anybody know what the penalties for violating these sanctions are and when we're going to send some Zoomers over there to bring some freedoms to oppressed wigger muslims?

[Anonymous No.53733922]

>>53733901

It literally front runs CPI. Guarantees next CPI report is going to be hot

[Anonymous No.53733923]

This """"bull market""" was fueled by inflation hopium. Now that narrative is dead, there are no brakes on our way down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIUAC03YMlA

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53733929]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53733931]

>>53733899
probabyl, slurp-> dump -> slurp -> dump

[Anonymous No.53733932]

Why is buying $boil a bad idea, it looks like it'll go up soon.^tm

[Anonymous No.53733934]

>>53733899
there needs to be at least one day of p/c ratio spiking up before the real slurp happens

[Anonymous No.53733938]

what to buy? looking for some cheapies for 1-5 year hold.

[Anonymous No.53733942]

I'm gonna shower for the first time in a month so that I feel 'fresh' when the markets open

[Anonymous No.53733943]

>>53733929
this is it, this is the big one

[Anonymous No.53733945]

>>53733886
Mottbros... we are vindicated...

[Anonymous No.53733947]

>>53733932
lol

[Anonymous No.53733950]

We're just going to end up having a flat green day again

[Anonymous No.53733956]

I want to speak to the CEO of the S&P500

[Anonymous No.53733958]

Check my ID.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53733960]

Well it was nice shitposting with you folks.

[Anonymous No.53733963]

>>53733950
Impossible, Mumu narrative just died, there's no coming back from this.

[Anonymous No.53733965]

>>53733950
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53733966]

bobos being pretty euphoric. we'll close green.

[Anonymous No.53733967]

>>53733901
It's important for inflation forcasting. Relevant is the gap between the increases in PPI on the one hand and CPI on the other. Producer prices, which capture manufacturing costs including intermediate products,
have risen not just by around ten percent, but by between by thirty to forty percent in 2022. This means that there is still a lot of cost pressures that will only gradually be passed on to the consumer. Product prices are therefore likely to continue to rise even after producer prices have started to fall again.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53733971]

[Anonymous No.53733972]

>m/m PPI +0.7% vs +0.4% expected (-0.4% prior)
>m/m PPI +0.7% vs +0.4% expected (-0.4% prior)
>-0.4% prior
>+0.7% now
>US January PPI 6.0% y/y vs 5.4% expected
>This is a hot number and will add to the worries about sticky inflation. We hear from a few Fed officials today including hawks Mester and Bullard. It's their chance to shine.
>January PPI shows biggest rise in U.S. wholesale prices since June
>January PPI shows biggest rise in U.S. wholesale prices since June
Mumu... come out to playayyy

[Anonymous No.53733973]

>>53733963
whats the bobo target? still 2800? do a 3900 will you

[Anonymous No.53733974]

A reminder

>A failed breakout is when the price moves through a support resistance level, but then fails to continue moving in that direction and instead reverses course.

Respect the 200 DMA

[Anonymous No.53733975]

>>53733966
Dumb contrarian, do you even bother to try to understand what's going on? The narrative that drove the market until today just died. It's unironically over.

[Anonymous No.53733976]

>CPI
>PPI
>Retail sales
>Fed speak
>Fed interview
>Core inflation
WHY IS THERE SOME NEW FUCKING NIGGER STATISTIC EVERY FUCKING DAY THAT SEEMINGLY IMPACTS THE MARKETS BUT ACTUALLY DOESNT BECAUSE IT ENDS GREEN ANYWAY

[Anonymous No.53733977]

>>53733947
ecksdeee

[Anonymous No.53733979]

I still can't believe Jpow underestimated how sticky the inflation is. From his talk, you could literally hear the moderate Volcker out of him, but in the end, it's not even close to that.
The fed lost and whoever fought them won

[Anonymous No.53733985]

>>53733967
B00kmarked

[Anonymous No.53733986]

This down move breaks the 3 month up trend. Also reminder that Monday markets are closed so you know they’re going to gap down on retail longs to trap them

[Anonymous No.53733993]

>>53733975
OH NO NOT THE NARRATIVE

lol faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734003]

looks like the plunge protection team is trying to stabilize the equities markets. it would be a shame if they ran out of money

[Anonymous No.53734011]

I'm not celebrating until I see TSLA below $200 and stay there. I still can't believe this faggot stock pumped 9% on CPI.

[Anonymous No.53734015]

>>53733976
>What is 0DTE and why is it now the majority of volume during the day

anon it's like that Chinese balloon they let fly across the USA. everyone sees it and wonders why don't they pop it?

eventually it'll get popped but someone has to give the order...

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734019]

>>53734011
same

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734022]

>>53733993
they need a new narrative so we can have a new paradigm, but the new narrative is world war 3 is pretty much unavoidable now that Chyna has denounced America. Like when ever i played civilization first they denounce you and then you fight a war.

[Anonymous No.53734023]

Official thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwJ9MMjqyrA

[Anonymous No.53734025]

>>53733965
DXY support at 103 is not a good sign but I'm not gonna get excited until we actually see red.

[Anonymous No.53734024]

>>53734019
cute boy

[Anonymous No.53734026]

This is it, stocks will never go back up ever again. You will own nothing and be happy.

[Anonymous No.53734031]

>>53734011
I got fucked the last 6 weeks holding shorts I know what you mean this market is completely retarded

[Anonymous No.53734032]

>>53733917
Check the chart buddy. Dont forget to zoom out.

[Anonymous No.53734033]

SQQQ niggas it's our time yo

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734034]

>>53734024
this image is 10+ years old
boys didnt know how to be cute girls back then

[Anonymous No.53734039]

>futures nuking
kek oh mumu when will you learn

[Anonymous No.53734038]

Feels like no one believes that the market can go down anymore, the dip slurpers are getting ready

[Anonymous No.53734041]

>FED'S MESTER: AT THE MOST RECENT FOMC MEETING, THERE WAS A COMPELLING CASE FOR A 50 BASIS POINT INCREASE.
FIFTY BEPIS INCOMING

[Anonymous No.53734044]

Im buying ARK leaps in late march

[Anonymous No.53734047]

[Anonymous No.53734048]

>buying the top of a 1,200 year civilization era bullrun
>I'm gonna make it though
>muh AI/VR and muh eloon musk spaace
>thinking space will ever be explored and AI and VR will be used for anything other then mind control of 99.999 percent of global population

Imagine being a baggie from the 12 century bullrun, you had 32 generations to make it. Maybe in 500 years you'll buy the next millenium bottom and make it.

[Anonymous No.53734050]

so we're dumping because the data indicates that the FED will continue increase rates even though they already said that they'll keep increasing rates? did the market forget what powell said last time, do people suffer from dementia? I dont get it. Its like you have to reasure that "everything is going to be ok" to the market every 5 mins or everybody will lose their shit.

[Anonymous No.53734052]

>>53733993
>Powell Pivot by Summer 2023!
>Forget Pivot it's really a Soft Landing!
>Forgot Soft Landing it's really No Landing!

kek... let's see mumus spin another tall tale

>>53734025
see my analogy here >>53734015

[Anonymous No.53734054]

>>53734047
>he thinks this is a bear trap

lmao

[Anonymous No.53734056]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53734058]

>>53734025
still below the january resistance of 105.5. I doubt any mumu is going to get nervous until 10.6

[Anonymous No.53734059]

>>53734041
>consumers keep on consooming
when will consoomers realize they're at fault here
stop buying shit

[Anonymous No.53734060]

>>53734041
YEAH NO FUCKING SHIT EACH OF THE LAST TWO 25 RATE HIKES RESULTED IN INFLATION STILL RISING

this is actually the fucking 70s all over again

[Anonymous No.53734063]

>>53734034
A better time desu
Decoupling sex from reproduction was the single most destructive thing thats happened in the 20th century

[Anonymous No.53734064]

PM MUMUS SCARED AND HEDGING

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734065]

DAN was so close

[Anonymous No.53734066]

>>53734031
the only two shorts that haven't worked out for me in the last two weeks are WING and TSLA. BABA, INTC, and GEO have all fallen, but those two have God on their side or some shit.

[Anonymous No.53734067]

>>53734048
>tfw you missed the bronze age giga dump
bros... I should've went long 1,100 years ago... would've been a bazinglionaire by now...

[Anonymous No.53734071]

WHAT IN THE GODDAMNED NO NEWS IS GOING ON?

[Anonymous No.53734074]

We deserve circuit breakers today. Nothing less. Fuck Mumu.

[Anonymous No.53734075]

ARE YOU READY FOR THE BIG POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMP?

[Anonymous No.53734080]

>>53734074
We didn't get circuit breakers in june, what makes you think it will happen here?

[Anonymous No.53734081]

>>53734071
50% of all options are expiring in less than 7 days
so the market is volatile and schizophrenic as shit

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734083]

>>53734074
delete this bobo and never post it again

demonic

[Anonymous No.53734084]

>>53734064
perfect. let them ratios rise

[Anonymous No.53734086]

Just do 100 bepis and get it over with, fuck the stock market

[Anonymous No.53734090]

>US TREASURY 10-YEAR YIELD RISES TO 3.84%, HIGHEST SINCE DEC. 30

[Anonymous No.53734089]

>>53734075
What a retard lmao. It's in times like this that it's easy to see who has no clue what's going on and just does divination based on staring at graphs.

[Anonymous No.53734093]

>>53734075
Y...yes dear...

[Anonymous No.53734096]

>>53734080
>Inflation spikes back up
>Recession becomes inevitable
>Reality sets in
>>53734083

[Anonymous No.53734099]

Circuit breaker day

[Anonymous No.53734101]

>>53734050
it's not that they're going to keep increasing rates, but that they're going to keep increasing rates at the same rate they were increasing at before. people thought we were getting 25 bepis but now it's probably at least another 50

[Anonymous No.53734105]

>>53734081
Yeah I thought that was Friday. I know in Jan the options day was one of the largest ever. But I'm just gonna scream no news cause I need the (you)s

[Anonymous No.53734108]

>>53734050
yes, the market is retarded and needs to have its hand held every day, like a 4 year old having a tantrum
>did the market forget what powell said last time
the market unironically, literally, doesn't believe the Fed, thinks the Fed will buckle, thinks the Fed will cut interest rates, thinks the Fed will not keep hiking into a recession, thinks that something will break and it will force the Fed to change its course
>why does the market think that? that's nuts
because the Fed literally did this in 2018 under Powell's leadership
Powell & others have continuously said "we see terminal rate above 5%" and yet the market was still pricing it ~4.7 for a long time - the market was also pricing in cuts for the summer
the market is in a game of chicken with the Fed, the market believed that inflation would come down much sharper than the Fed believed, if the market thinks that inflation is coming down big, they are willing to buy bonds (pushing yields down) they are willing to buy risk on assets
now we had +0.7% PPI, so it smashes the market in the game of chicken that inflation is coming down
>also, very important, stop saying "FED" in all caps, it makes you look like a redd*t newfag - it's the Federal Reserve, not the FEDeral Reserve

[Anonymous No.53734109]

nice day today

[Anonymous No.53734111]

Love the intelligent discussions that are taking place here. We loading up on shorts? I'm ready to ape in.

[Anonymous No.53734112]

>>53734041
If wages do not come down, inflation will stay. The discrepancy between inflation
and wage increases lowers real wages and thus demand.

[Anonymous No.53734113]

You could have listened but you didn't.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734115]

where on the chart are we?

[Anonymous No.53734118]

while bobos are getting delusional core keeps the trend

[Anonymous No.53734120]

Im not going short, it will (like always) turn around and we'll end the day slightly green. bobos and mumus will get heemed (like always) and crabs will win (like always).

[Anonymous No.53734121]

Dont reply to attention whores

[Anonymous No.53734122]

WORKER STOP WORKING

BUYERS STOP BUYING

SHORT SELLERS STOP SHORTING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53734123]

>Fed fucked up by being far too dovish AGAIN
First it was the 2008- printing
Then it was the 2018 cuck out
Then it was the 2020 Weimar print
Then it was thinking the 2020 Weimar print won't somehow magically absolutely fucking wreck everything
Then it was being a bitch ass cuck with the rate hikes while undeservedly larping as Volcker

Lmao everything is fucked

[Anonymous No.53734124]

>>53734093
>>53734089
Don′t you know, pump it up
You've got to pump it up
Don′t you know pump it up
You've got to pump it up

IF YOU KNOW, PUMP IT UP, YOU GOTTA PUMP IT

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734125]

>>53734112
well maybe if they didn't raise the minimum wage to $15 we could pay unskilled workers what they're worth instead of 4 times what they're worth.

[Anonymous No.53734130]

>>53734118
core is flattening out, not a good sign either

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734131]

absolute futa destruction

[Anonymous No.53734134]

>there are over a trillion dollars in 0 day options

[Anonymous No.53734135]

Feels good to be a bear and not retarded bull bidding up stocks as we are about to collapse the world economy after a massive bubble

See every post dot com peak rally and summer 2022 rally for examples of what retarfed shit you are going long for

[Anonymous No.53734137]

Ape'd into some big shorts, what are y'all doing?

[Anonymous No.53734142]

>>53734112
hourly wages have been going down, with more people working

[Anonymous No.53734143]

>>53734118
impressive, very nice
now let's check the UK graph

[Anonymous No.53734145]

>>53734112
Of course, and wages aren't coming down when the job market remains so tight and the economy is proving so resilient. I'm not short for no reason.

[Anonymous No.53734147]

>premarket

but why?
ok, so someone gets to take profit before everyone else and then doomp it? Seems jewish

[Anonymous No.53734149]

This time is different am I right retarded mumu faggot. Eat shit

[Anonymous No.53734153]

>>53734125
kek, how about solving the core of the problem, being the high prices of good instead of ripping people off their money so they can't afford shit.

[Anonymous No.53734154]

shitcoin pumping 10 percent yesterday was such an easy top signal

[Anonymous No.53734155]

>>53734147
Shoulda traded futures instead of being a timecuck.

[Anonymous No.53734156]

fucking euphoric bobos when will they learn?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734157]

>>53734131
It's like this anime I was watching where this chick just grew a dick, and then it just got bigger and bigger until it broke my tv because it was so damn big.

[Anonymous No.53734158]

>>53734130
Winter months with high energy prices. It was expected that December, January and likely February will see bumps, but until now nothing to get worried about, ppi yoy is down

[Anonymous No.53734159]

Nobody listens to me :(

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734164]

>>53734157
i think ive seen that one

[Anonymous No.53734165]

>>53734118
>rocket decelerates from launch
>still breaks orbit

This mentally heems bulltards

[Anonymous No.53734166]

>>53734137
I literally only buy shares and sell covered calls
I did not want to sell my AMC calls yesterday but I really should have like I did with apple and hood

[Anonymous No.53734167]

opex tomorrow, the hidden tigers...

[Anonymous No.53734170]

>>53734065
DAN was right.

>AI count from 0
>Humans count from 1

Dummy pajeet coder forgot to +1 on the output

Simple As.

[Anonymous No.53734174]

>>53734153
I just steal some now every time I go grocery shopping

[Anonymous No.53734176]

Well if people look back years later its always the top people say as the beginning of the crash. If I showed you a dot com chart it would be the top you point to as the beginning of the crash not 1 day later after it fell

Dan can still be right if yesterday was the top for this retard rally

[Anonymous No.53734177]

>>53734147

[Anonymous No.53734179]

Why isn’t CVNA crashing? What the actual fuck is going on in this clown market?

[Anonymous No.53734180]

>>53734165
expecting that a
greentext
reddit space
one liner
reply is being read let alone that its thumbnail is going to be clicked

speak like a human or gtfo shitpost bot

[Anonymous No.53734183]

>>53733966
Uggg yeah, it's always like that

[Anonymous No.53734182]

>>53734142

[Anonymous No.53734186]

>>53734176

>AI count from 0
>Humans count from 1

Dummy pajeet coder forgot to +1 on the output

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734196]

>>53734153
Be careful or ((they)) will cut the wages and keep raising the fucking prices.

[Anonymous No.53734199]

>>53734179
Carvana is literally one of the most shorted stocks on the market. You should expect some retard pumps in the price action

[Anonymous No.53734203]

>down 1%
>bobos euphoric
>DAN was RIGHT!

this is what bobos call a "crash" now? fucking pathetic losers lmao

[Anonymous No.53734209]

>>53734182
That's the mean, not the median.

[Anonymous No.53734210]

When you have premarket this deep in the red, there is no room for it to ever go back in the green. We will be lucky if we don't go down 4% by market close.

[Anonymous No.53734212]

>options expiry tomorrow
>big players like Icahn have millions in open interest in shorts
>retail retards are all long
>they thought they were "squeezing Icahn, JPM and the hedgies"

[Anonymous No.53734216]

>>53734180
Bull = broken.

[Anonymous No.53734219]

>>53734210
>green id
cya at SPY +2% by the end of the day

[Anonymous No.53734220]

>>53734203
Well most people see this as a sentiment or suckers bear market rally with no legs so once the momentum dries out it's going way lower

[Anonymous No.53734229]

Finally the crash I've been waiting for since I started investing in December. I didn't miss the generational bottom. Thank you DAN.

[Anonymous No.53734233]

>This company that only I and a select handful of other western investors can access is so much better than your EV company that you might as well sell schmuck!

[Anonymous No.53734234]

>TSLA
>Several employees at a Tesla gigafactory in Buffalo have been fired after launching union organizing efforts two days ago, according to Tesla Workers United
Kek. Get fucked

[Anonymous No.53734236]

>>53734210
Expecting a +0.1% day. Gotta make sure all those options expire worthless

[Anonymous No.53734243]

what the FUCK happened to >futures

[Anonymous No.53734245]

guys i lost the channel for deezloader bot on telegram. which one do you use?

[Anonymous No.53734253]

>>53734233
>only I and a select handful of other western investors
I can literally buy it on my broker app

[Anonymous No.53734256]

Is anyone here familiar with tickstrike? Is the basic audio feed on financialjuice delayed? I don't mean the news feed, I know that has a 10 sec delay, I'm asking about the tickstrike sound you can turn on there.

[Anonymous No.53734255]

>>53734022
China has denounced the US like three times a year for the last 40 years.
Who denounced the US in China is the only thing that matters.

[Anonymous No.53734258]

>>53734210
Walls of worry are made to be climbed.

[Anonymous No.53734259]

>>53734203
>2 Year Treasury bonds over 4.6%
>Same time last year S&P500 was shitting and pissing itself in the 3600s


>Now the Nasdaq trash blissfully ignores smart money bond market
>QQQ up 3% in the past week

yup... it's fine

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734260]

When it drops like this in the kike's only hours, the retail traders usually just slurp it all up, but I heard that they don't have money so we might see some capitulation, but the real move will be tomorrow when the boomers watch the news tonight and see what the tiny hat tribe did to them today. This is when time out of the market is better than time in the market.

[Anonymous No.53734261]

fed will bend the knee.
FIGHT THE FED. we will win apes! power to the players!

[Anonymous No.53734262]

>>53733899
>triple top on the nasdaq
Seems unlikely desu.

[Anonymous No.53734265]

I uh.. drew some lines

[Anonymous No.53734268]

>>53734233
>ching chong company do good amewican company bad
>author: Yun Li

[Anonymous No.53734269]

>>53734067
>didnt acquire land in modern day paris or london in 780 AD and placed your offspring in positions in power in monarchs
>didnt survive one of the first 3 crusades and become a landlord in the holy lands by 1270 AD, instead died of dysentry and famine or fell for the meme campaigns and got killed by romanians before making it to turkey
>didnt become a merchant in venice by 1360 AD, was stuck on the landlords farm seething and watched your cousin got beheaded by a rogue muslim band that got into the local tavern
>didnt sail to new world and acquired gold for your king/queen and get a kickback, ooh but you fell for the big octopus monster in the ocean FUD
>didnt settle the new world and survive, could've owned prime land in virginia or new england or NYC, but your king kept you a cuckold to your dying monarch, probably was a monarchfag and got killed in the streets during the revolutions
>didnt travel west and found a town in colorado before the civil war when the baggies showed up, muh indians are scary FUD
>didnt join nazi germany or soviet union and plundered them and escaped before their fall, you were probably some ellis island wagie immigrants son, back to the car factory wagie
>didnt make friends with people at xerox or IBM in the 1980s so you could've frontrun the dotcom bubble
>wasn't a PMC owner in the 1990s to frontrun 911 and war on terror

ooh but "I will make it in 2020s" "AI can make profits for me, I am smart"

[Anonymous No.53734270]

Hugely bullish pre-market movements

[Anonymous No.53734273]

>>53734179
>>53734199
>carvana will be the next memestock general

[Anonymous No.53734274]

holy shit FedEx's main facility located in Memphis just got shrek'd by a tornado and everyone's packages are dusted, SHORT SHORT SHORT FDX

[Anonymous No.53734285]

>>53734274
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53734288]

>>53734075
No

[Anonymous No.53734294]

>>53734210
(((they))) recovered a -1.5% twice after hot CPI and hot retail sales they just move the goalpost (again)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734309]

>>53734288
It's going to be a boring day, I'm going to go play MTGA and not even look at the charts. Let me know how it works out for everybody.

[Anonymous No.53734310]

>>53734210
aren't you forgetting about someone?

[Anonymous No.53734311]

Looks like it was mostly what a Fed boomer said - 50 more bepis (then another 50, etc, etc).

[Anonymous No.53734313]

>>53734209
my bet is on rising inflation still

[Anonymous No.53734316]

>>53734309
inverse baggie!

0DTE driven snibs finna die today!

[Anonymous No.53734322]

you are buying the 410 bounce right anon?

[Anonymous No.53734323]

Futes recovering already

[Anonymous No.53734328]

>>53734322
Of course. Being bear is being a broken clock

[Anonymous No.53734329]

I was pissing and shitting myself with 3 grand worth of sqqq @ 35. Now I'm saved by AH Jews. I was ready to quit gambling and go to cash at open. That's how they suck you back in.

[Anonymous No.53734333]

>>53734322
There wont be a bounce. Heading right back to the october lows at best.

[Anonymous No.53734337]

>>53734323
based delayed quote poster

[Anonymous No.53734338]

>>53734322
Why would it bounce? You basically have to give a refund for all the gains made on the narrative of ending inflation.

[Anonymous No.53734345]

>>53734322
yes we will bounce at 280

[Anonymous No.53734346]

Ryld sisters

[Anonymous No.53734347]

>>53734333
>333
Trips of absolute truth
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53734348]

>>53734323
>we're recovering already
lmao retard

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734349]

>>53734323

[Anonymous No.53734351]

>>53734309
Mtga is utter dogshit I'd rather stare at spy 1 minute for 9 hours

[Anonymous No.53734354]

>>53734123
Fed didn't do the 2020 print, that was Congress.

The biggest factor in the CPI was Fuel. Which the last oil print suggests is not going to be an issue this month.
Wage increase pass-through in sectors should be expected, which is what you see in healthcare, imo, though fuel alone could have spiked OutPatient costs.

Housing was in line with slowing housing, though spring will be interesting.

Crab, imo.

[Anonymous No.53734356]

>>53734313
Agreed. Gonna need more stimulus soon to help everyone suffering from the next wave of inflation.

[Anonymous No.53734357]

there are people ITT with $60+ SOXL avg

[Anonymous No.53734359]

>>53734348
How will it ever recover.

[Anonymous No.53734369]

check the 10Y
yields are mooning

[Anonymous No.53734370]

>>53734354
PPI, lol

[Anonymous No.53734371]

>>53733920
Oh look, yet another reason the US needs a secure supply of domestically produced semiconductors. If only there were a company that could fill that niche...

[Anonymous No.53734373]

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? Let's SLURPPPPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.53734374]

>>53734233
>Munger and Buffett got retail to buy TSM while dumping on them
>Munger trying to rope baggies into Chinese sh!t again

hmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.53734378]

>>53734351
MTG is pozzed by diversity trannies now. Also, they release sets way too often.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734383]

>>53734371
You mean like Intel, or Texas Instruments?

[Anonymous No.53734395]

i am straight up not having a good time, last night my sugar baby demanded i buy her new tiffany earrings and now im getting heemed

[Anonymous No.53734398]

>>53734374
99yo boomer is daytrading 0dte's

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734405]

>>53734309
baggie will you be my MTGA fren

DutchMaster#63446

[Anonymous No.53734404]

>>53734371
You VILL buy all of your chips from UK based ARM.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734408]

>>53734378
I dunno, Let the trannys play. I like dabbing on them faggots with this turn three infect shit.

[Anonymous No.53734409]

>>53734404
But they don't make them

[Anonymous No.53734414]

open will giga pump and end the day +0.53% you already know this. accept your fate.

[Anonymous No.53734425]

>>53734408
No I mean the cards themselves have to have characters that are LGBTQLMNOP+

[Anonymous No.53734426]

>>53734404
kek ARM just gets license revenue from the IP to third parties and TSMC makes them

[Anonymous No.53734431]

>>53734414
facts

close puts at open or get heemed

[Anonymous No.53734432]

>>53734414
We've turned a page, Mumu euphoria is dead.

[Anonymous No.53734433]

>>53734426
>>53734409

Ohnonononono.

[Anonymous No.53734435]

>>53734378
Planeswalkers are terrible design especially heavy Planeswalker decks
Mtga is $2000+ a year
Terrible design team/gay leftists

[Anonymous No.53734438]

>>53734383
No, what we really need is the efficiency, and cost effectiveness that only a government run company can achieve.

[Anonymous No.53734439]

I just want a repression to the meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734444]

>>53734405
lmao dutch masters. i haven't smoked one of them since i quit smoking pot.

[Anonymous No.53734451]

>>53734414
Modern aggro infect and rdw was the good old days before the game died of aids

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734456]

>>53734444
checked and same
been my gaming handle since high school though kek

[Anonymous No.53734461]

>>53734288
I know a Dairy Queen ice cream cake when I see one, this is one lucky dude. Happy Birthday Scott!

[Anonymous No.53734465]

Another day of not really caring where the market goes. DOLE bros slow down. I need more time to accumulate

[Anonymous No.53734466]

>>53734383
TI does some pretty amazing stuff, they seem to be in the analog processor direction. IBM is claiming 2nm and extremely low power, which will be fabbed by Samsung. Intel, if they complete, will be the highest quality digital chip factory in the US.

[Anonymous No.53734468]

THE OPENING BELL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.53734473]

yeah im thinking its time to slurp. umad?

[Anonymous No.53734474]

>>53734348
>that immaculately drawn McDicks arc

[Anonymous No.53734478]

>MMRI 248.4
if it hits 250 the market is not going to like it

[Anonymous No.53734482]

>>53734253
Can you actually buy the shares or are you buying Caymen Island holding company ADR shares?

[Anonymous No.53734484]

ABANDON HOPE ALL YE MUMUS WHO TRADE HERE

[Anonymous No.53734488]

>DIXIE COMPUTER
>104.13!!!!

YES YES YES!

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>105

[Anonymous No.53734489]

What do we slurp?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734491]

Today I will be bear posting.

[Anonymous No.53734494]

>>53734473
based slurplord
>>53734478
>MMRI
is this schizo ever right?

[Anonymous No.53734498]

[Anonymous No.53734499]

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[Anonymous No.53734502]

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[Anonymous No.53734503]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53734505]

There is no option in Windows to display seconds on the clock anymore.

WHY the fuck would Microsoft jeets remove this feature?

[Anonymous No.53734508]

>>53734488
I just had a vision of dxy 109 today, but I don't know what that means

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734509]

>tfw you wanted ww3 to break out so the stock market could crash you can make money while the zoomers who got brainwashed with all this ESG and CRT shit get purged from society.

[Anonymous No.53734511]

>>53734484
Soon.

[Anonymous No.53734516]

The market can no longer be propped up. Get out while you still can.

[Anonymous No.53734518]

>>53734482
ISIN starts with CNE so Im guessing the real one

[Anonymous No.53734520]

THE SLURPENING

[Anonymous No.53734524]

>slurps on cue
YOU WERE WARNED

[Anonymous No.53734525]

>bounced right off of 4100
lmao nice "crash" faggots

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734527]

I heard we have some slurpers in this thread

[Anonymous No.53734528]

>>53734494
>is this schizo ever right?
he's so far ahead of the curve its not even funny. he loves me a lot

[Anonymous No.53734533]

[Anonymous No.53734534]

SKYT
>Green

[Anonymous No.53734536]

>>53734414
I don't think so, but if it happens, then you'll be sure that at the next FOMC meeting, they'll be a crash. If we keep pumping, that'd literally mean everyone is showing the middle finger to Powell

[Anonymous No.53734542]

some people unironically didn't slurp lmao you guys must hate money

[Anonymous No.53734543]

What is PPI and why are people mentioning it?
T. Experienced trade

[Anonymous No.53734549]

>>53734527
Sl*rupies get the rope first

[Anonymous No.53734550]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53734552]

>>53734494
>is this schizo ever right?
A broken clock and all that...

[Anonymous No.53734555]

>>53733881
PAY YOUR DEBTS

[Anonymous No.53734556]

>>53734525
>drawing conclusions within two minutes of open
you beclown yourself, everybody knows open and close don't mean anything because that's when the huge trades take place.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734558]

>>53734543
its the Peepee Poopoo Index and its very important to the economy

[Anonymous No.53734564]

SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.53734565]

>>53733899
Let's see how many dollars truly are at play.

[Anonymous No.53734566]

When are GME and BBY baggies gonna an hero?

[Anonymous No.53734568]

>>53734534
Thanks, just bought some puts.

[Anonymous No.53734569]

>>53734534
I bought puts at yesterdays top. So it better not fucking stay green you little shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734577]

>>53734542

[Anonymous No.53734585]

GBP sisters, not like this...

[Anonymous No.53734586]

>>53734568
>>53734569
You jinxed it!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53734591]

>>53734528
your post made me laugh
have a bear eating a crab

[Anonymous No.53734594]

>>53734566
not soon enough

[Anonymous No.53734596]

There is 7% inflation and people think the fed is done hiking interest rapes pure delusion.

[Anonymous No.53734597]

BUDDY LOOK AT SHOPIFY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.53734599]

>>53734586
No u.

[Anonymous No.53734601]

SLURP SISTERS NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53734602]

Fuck yeah, red day.

[Anonymous No.53734605]

Why even bother investing when I can just sit on my ass and collect a comfy 5% yield every 6 months with treasuries.

[Anonymous No.53734607]

Another crab day huh? fuck I could have just slept for the past few weeks and it wouldnt have changed a fucking thing

[Anonymous No.53734610]

Nice „crash“ you absolute facgots

[Anonymous No.53734617]

lol why the fuck are we taking a shit if the PPI came in lower than December? Bears are so fucking desperate jesus christ

[Anonymous No.53734619]

>>53734594
Yikes.

Why the fuck do they get so emotionally invested in their "investments", like their part of some special "club". Lack of male role models growing up and low T is my bet.

[Anonymous No.53734623]

>>53734607
The crab is over, Mumu lost, Bobo is now unopposed.

[Anonymous No.53734625]

So what part of dxy, yield curve inversion, and risk free return short term bonds makes mumu so confident

[Anonymous No.53734627]

>>53734610
You don't realize that it's taking slurpers everything they have just to stay at this level right now and they are becoming exhausted. You can't stop the crushing oppressive weight of inflation and recession that forever looms over us.

[Anonymous No.53734629]

What do I slurp with 1000 buckerinos?

[Anonymous No.53734632]

>>53734586
Heh
>>53734625
It's all priced in, faggot.

[Anonymous No.53734633]

>>53734623
Days only just started, snibbs will just crab back up

[Anonymous No.53734634]

>>53734625
Unironically contrarianism.
>everybody else can read the market correctly that means the opposite of what they expect will happen

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734635]

Are the bears really in control here? Looks like it's recovering.

[Anonymous No.53734637]

>>53734597
Lol

>Beat EPS
>Beat Revenue
>Tank 15%

Can't make this shit up.

[Anonymous No.53734643]

>>53734617
december was -0.4% MoM
january was +0.7% MoM
you are looking at headline yearly data, and only headline data, like a retard

[Anonymous No.53734645]

>>53734605
Because people are hell bent on staying out of treasuries for some reason. I’ve been reloading on 3 month treasuries since September

>in b4 you should be doing 0tde’s

I’m not good at gambling, I’d rather take the easy option

[Anonymous No.53734646]

PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP

[Anonymous No.53734650]

APOLOGIZE

[Anonymous No.53734653]

IM GOOOONA, IM GOOOONA IM GOOOOONA RECOOOOOOOOOOOVVEEER

[Anonymous No.53734652]

>>53734635

[Anonymous No.53734655]

>>53734633
Give a reason why it should
>because that's how it worked until now
Until now we still had a viable soft landing "inflation is over" narrative.

[Anonymous No.53734656]

>>53734629
DOLE

[Anonymous No.53734659]

>>53734643
just wait for them to lose their mind once spx gets close to 3900 and start speaking of the legendary correction to 2800

[Anonymous No.53734660]

>>53734617
MONTH OVER MONTH
>Dec PPI: -0.5%
>Jan PPI: +0.7%

Fook off with that YoY sh!t comparing stuff to COVID

[Anonymous No.53734661]

>>53734635
Just trust the plan, anon (go back to being anon).
>>53734650
>DAN was right
REEEEEE WTF IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE YESTERDAY!!!

[Anonymous No.53734662]

>>53734655
>last two rate hikes did nothing to stop inflation from rising
The fed is coping so hard

[Anonymous No.53734664]

>>53734655
>reason
lol
lmao!

[Anonymous No.53734665]

don't slurp anon.

[Anonymous No.53734666]

All my fucking shorts are fucking red you retarded bobros wtf is this shit?

[Anonymous No.53734672]

new

>>53734657
>>53734657
>>53734657

[Anonymous No.53734674]

>>53734634
>>53734634
So you think gme at 21 and BTC at 24k is max pessimism

[Anonymous No.53734677]

>>53734635
No. We're just et back a day or two is all the market has been doing this since january.
The reason this happened this morning was one asshole from FOMC came out and supported a .50 rate hike and he isn't even a voting member.
This is a clear warning though. A warning most people will not listen to.

[Anonymous No.53734678]

>>53734643
lol I love this shit, long term data suddenly doesn't matter when bears need to move the goalposts. OH SHIT OH MY FUCKING GOD PRICES MOVED BY A FRACTION OF A PERCENT SELL IT ALL

[Anonymous No.53734681]

Another one of these retarded theta days? How many times are they going to pull this dumb shit

[Anonymous No.53734684]

>The stocks I shorted are still going up
WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.53734685]

>>53734666

[Anonymous No.53734692]

>>53734502
>oooooooooooohhhhhh

[Anonymous No.53734703]

>>53734617
this is your average mumu lmao
point and laugh

[Anonymous No.53734704]

>>53734674
The pessimism is barely one hour old

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53734705]

>>53734661
Yesterday was the start. We will now get 40 days of cheapies.

[Anonymous No.53734717]

>>53734684
it's over retardbro

[Anonymous No.53734732]

>>53734684

[Anonymous No.53734737]

>>53734678
what are you talking about man. if you are looking to see how inflation is moving, what is currently happening, you look to month over month data - what actually happened between last month to this month
who gives a fuck what happened 12 months ago?
that is what your yearly headline data is looking at
the market cares about what is happening now, and what is happening in the future, forward looking
PPI is very forward looking, and means higher inflation is coming down the pipe
>the market should care about data from 12 months ago!
>it's moving goalposts if you say it doesn't care!
you're retarded. the market is forward looking. the market doesn't give a fuck about what was happening 12 months ago
it cares about what is happening now, and what is happening in the future

[Anonymous No.53734755]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!
GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULP!

[Anonymous No.53734781]

>>53734737
most of the PPI print was Fuel, which is declining.
can you dispute this?

[Anonymous No.53734786]

>>53734269
Based post

[Anonymous No.53734847]

>>53734786
That entire thing is one distressing mess, cause he's right. All my ancestors were killed in a genocide, three times. I had everyone of my ancestors die before the age of 8 due to black plague. And don't get me started on how my grandmother, age 3, survived the death camps for 7 years.

[Anonymous No.53734866]

>>53734781
>Stage 4 intermediate demand: Prices for stage 4 intermediate demand moved up 0.6 percent in
January, the largest increase since advancing 0.9 percent in May 2022. In January, the index for total services inputs to stage 4 intermediate demand rose 0.7 percent, and prices for total goods inputs climbed 0.6 percent
>The index for services for intermediate demand moved up 0.5 percent in January after no change in December. Leading the advance, prices for services less trade, transportation, and warehousing for intermediate demand rose 0.8 percent. The index for transportation and warehousing services for intermediate demand moved up 0.4 percent
>Unprocessed goods for intermediate demand: The index for unprocessed goods for intermediate demand fell 5.0 percent in January following a 1.5-percent rise in December. An 8.5-percent decline in prices for unprocessed energy materials accounted for 70 percent of the January decrease.
>An 8.5-percent decline in prices for unprocessed energy materials accounted for 70 percent of the January decrease

[Anonymous No.53734873]

>>53734847
Could just be born to working class poors like me

[Anonymous No.53735841]

>>53733886
>local low after 2020 was on oct 2022
>not shown in the chart
>"You had your chance"
u wot m8

[Anonymous No.53736237]

DKNG earnings predictions?