/smg/ PPI comesin Hot and spy goes to 433.

[Anonymous No.53727587]

Cause why da fuck NOT!

Fed is out there being dovish as fuck. Don't fight the fed. Fuck the fed up the ARSE and ride this fake bull into the make believe LAND named SOFT LANDING.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53727646]

$sage

[Anonymous No.53727662]

>>53727587
how would we survive without central bankers? they are so smart bros

[Anonymous No.53727715]

Why is natural gas called the widow maker? None of the incels trading it are married

[Anonymous No.53727727]

>>53727632
If his stock goes up he will sell and buy something else. Eventually he will lost all his money. If he is down just slightly he'll never sell and he won't lose his money.
He hung on to Apple forever after buying at the top, kept him from blowing his money.
He's my oldest friend and he's unemployed again. He'll be okay for the short term and will start working again in the spring. I just don't want him blowing his pathetically small settlement.

[Anonymous No.53727753]

Now that it's obvious that crypto momentum has swung and is back to bullish is it time for me to sell all my stocks and ETFS and go 100% bitcoin? If bitcoin returns even to ATH I will make an easy 200% at which point I unload all my crypto and just buy ETFs and stocks again. Anyone else using this strategy? Really don't see as much upside in stocks. Crypto is down like 80% while most stocks are still only down 10-20%. I'm not a big crypto guy but this seems like a once in a lifetime chance to buy at generation lows.

[Anonymous No.53727760]

>>53727727
This actually looks like it will work. How to convince him to buy it instead of another chinese penny stock?
Tell him I got a tip? He might buy that.

[Anonymous No.53727780]

How do I turn $50k in 500k?

[Anonymous No.53727786]

>>53727780
Are you jewish?

[Anonymous No.53727790]

>>53727753
I find that crypto movement is stupidly easy to predict and trade in consequence, but I completely separate my crypto and stock folios, in part for tax reasons.

[Anonymous No.53727812]

>>53727786
I'm not. My business partner is but he's retarded bad with $

[Anonymous No.53727815]

>>53727780
options with biopharma stocks.

[Anonymous No.53727828]

>>53727780
jus b urself

[Anonymous No.53727842]

Reminder that I warned you about TRKA.
You had ample time to do your DD but the window is closing before fomo is unleashed.

[Anonymous No.53727848]

https://www.wyso.org/2023-02-14/ohio-officials-say-air-quality-in-east-palestine-is-fine-but-not-to-drink-the-water

LONG WATER

[Anonymous No.53727895]

>>53727780
1 month calls on Bitcoin miners.

[Anonymous No.53727898]

>DXY up
>SPY up
>BTC up
one of these is not like the other, but why?

[Anonymous No.53727904]

>>53727848
>Called East Palestine
>Very much west of Palestine

[Anonymous No.53727905]

you bought puts right anon?

[Anonymous No.53727924]

>>53727905
put deez nuts

[Anonymous No.53727986]

>>53727924 (You)
lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.53728000]

>>53727848
iShares Global Water holder reporting in. The time to turn water into commodity, not right, is now.

[Anonymous No.53728002]

S O F T

[Anonymous No.53728057]

bros I don't feel so good...

[Anonymous No.53728068]

>>53728002
The only thing soft about this landing is going to be whatever's left of the passangers.

[Anonymous No.53728071]

>>53727905
I bought TSLA puts but I don't expect it to work out given how retarded this market is. I want to buy CHWY puts but I'm waiting to see if it really wants to break $50.

[Anonymous No.53728089]

>>53728002
Soft landing while inflation still runs hot
YEP

[Anonymous No.53728090]

>>53728068
It's gonna be like this:

[Anonymous No.53728096]

Once PPI comes in as expected that's the final checkbox before the algos frontrun the pivot. The meltup is coming.

[Anonymous No.53728110]

whoa this thread is much better and more likely too, thanks for splitting OP

[Anonymous No.53728126]

Uh Oh Bvll bros not like this

[Anonymous No.53728136]

>>53727842
looks like a pajeet pnd

[Anonymous No.53728213]

>>53728090
All worth it to live in the hustle and bustle of the city, even at an advanced age

[Anonymous No.53728240]

>>53728126
zoom in

[Anonymous No.53728278]

>>53728240
There is no point in zooming. Just wait it out and stack up that bread with cash. The market is behaving irrationally. Inflation bullwhipping, jobs coming in hot, economic activity picking back up. Market does nothing. Option spreads don't even budge even in spite of all this data.

[Anonymous No.53728299]

>>53728126
check again bud.

[Anonymous No.53728300]

>>53727848
fucking jews

[Anonymous No.53728305]

>>53728278
>The market is behaving irrationally
the only thing you know about the market is what a bunch of faggot jews say you should know. and now youre confused because it turns out they lied, who wouldve guessed.

[Anonymous No.53728324]

>>53728278
No sellers left. Retails is buck broken. Big money is buying now to dump again on the top of the retail heads in far future.

[Anonymous No.53728356]

i am long small caps
russell 2000 chads, where we at

[Anonymous No.53728370]

>>53728305
Nah. I work public service and my wage increases have been matching inflation. We still have a shortage of people willing to work and people are jumping all the time for wage pumps demonstrating how hot the job market still is. However I will say, labour participation going up is true to. Having a lot more people to fill positions, even if they are underqualified they are straight up hiring anyone. What this means is that wage demand spiral is kicking off. Industry knows the inflation will still be here in the future and they have tried frontrunning it but many retailers are telling them to hold their horses on another price jump because they say the average buyer is strapped for cash already..

All this is just physical evidence that supports
>Inflation is still here
>Job market is still strong
>Strong job market drives wage gains
>Wage gains drive inflation
>Inflation torches savers, so Fed has to jump in and raise rates
>Rates are meant to drive unemployment higher to equalize the labour market
>Hasn't worked yet
>>53728324
If you have to hold spy instead of just holding cash. JEPI is fine too. Not tax efficient but it did well the past year based off the market conditions which largely haven't changed.

[Anonymous No.53728380]

>>53728305
Please tone down the antisemitism. Jews are simply trying to make money in Stock Market just like you do.

[Anonymous No.53728400]

>>53728126
try it again again.

[Anonymous No.53728416]

>>53728400
classic cup and handle

[Anonymous No.53728463]

>>53727662
>how would we survive without central bankers?

[Anonymous No.53728477]

Bitcoin going to 50k shows that the bear market is over. Tomorrow SP500 will be 500

[Anonymous No.53728505]

STOP THIS RETARD PUMPING IMMEDIATELY I'VE HAD ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.53728531]

>Buttcorn
It's over. I missed the generational bottom.

[Anonymous No.53728542]

>>53728370
Yeah, the problem with stock market is that it's driven by greed, not economy. While your assessment is insightful, the stock market moves are unpredictable. Forced liquidations causing chain reaction can happen either direction if one side got too greedy. Because of this, sometimes you can be right and wrong at the same time (wrong because you didn't account for other traders who took the same position but didn't hedge properly, dragging you with them).
In the end I expect some boring years now. Wouldn't be surprised if we crabbed for a while.

[Anonymous No.53728547]

i tried to remind them

[Anonymous No.53728571]

when does RH release 1099 csv?

[Anonymous No.53728679]

the only two popular weekly puts today were AAPL $152.50 and $150. all the TSLA bears gave up on it.

[Anonymous No.53728722]

>>53728542
It's not so bad, I am being too greedy holding leverage shorts on bonds+real estate but I swear to god these things should be moving. Bonds are at least currently. I also have a long on Cheniere Natty gas but its given back most of its gains on recession fears.HOWEVER. For the first time in the last ten years holding cash is literally not a bad thing. Its what banks are doing through reverse repo.

[Anonymous No.53728747]

>>53727848
CGW

[Anonymous No.53728751]

MSFT. the yandere AI waifus. they are coming. You Are Not Ready.

[Anonymous No.53728775]

>>53728751

[Anonymous No.53728816]

Sex with anime rabbits

[Anonymous No.53728817]

>>53728747
This feels so evil but look at that trend line. I just went through a whole justification where I'll cash out and make sure to use the money for good

[Anonymous No.53728822]

>>53728816
i'll counter that, sex with three dimensional women

[Anonymous No.53728826]

>>53728814
the margin was them accidentally giving him buying power. so it was margin on accident

[Anonymous No.53728834]

>>53727848
Buy NEE. They’re the largest electrical utility in the world and they just started a new water utilities division.

[Anonymous No.53728843]

>>53728816
sexy
>>53728822
gross

[Anonymous No.53728845]

>>53728822
Anon, I'm trying to set realistic investing goals. Not 10000% pipedreams.

[Anonymous No.53728861]

>>53728822
Damn, is this Linda Carter?

[Anonymous No.53728866]

>>53728356
I like DOLE. Comfy $1billion market cap, management actively reducing debt, dividend.

[Anonymous No.53728887]

>>53728531
>reddit faggot lingo from being scared of mods
Yikes

[Anonymous No.53728893]

>>53728861
yep
stone. cold. fox.

[Anonymous No.53728907]

>>53728817
it s not evil. https://fortune.com/2018/12/10/harvards-endowment-reportedly-buying-californias-vineyards-water-rights/

[Anonymous No.53728929]

>>53728893
Not like that weirdo Megan Fox.

[Anonymous No.53728950]

>>53728907
Someone's gonna own that water. Might as well be me.

[Anonymous No.53728977]

>>53728861
>>53728893
One of the few genuine 10s ever

[Anonymous No.53728981]

How long until Jpow dumps the market?

[Anonymous No.53728983]

>>53728977
I knew I had the wondertitties in the archive somewhere.

[Anonymous No.53728984]

>>53728907
>>53728977
>One of the few genuine 10s ever
Yeah, she is

[Anonymous No.53728989]

>>53728950
you re late. Who owns the most water rights in USA?
Billionaire T. Boone Pickens owned more water rights than any other individuals in America, with rights over enough of the Ogallala Aquifer to drain approximately 200,000 acre-feet (or 65 billion gallons of water) a year.....but better than having none

[Anonymous No.53728998]

thank me later

[Anonymous No.53729001]

>>53728822
>sex with three dimensional women
ummm excuse me but that is NOT allowed

[Anonymous No.53729004]

>>53728747

[Anonymous No.53729005]

>>53727898
you forgot
>yields up

[Anonymous No.53729012]

>>53728826
So they gave him more than he actually had in "options buying power" instead of the normal stock buying power you get in a margin account? I find that hard to believe. Any sane broker would limit you to your actual cash as options buying power.
He was selling butterflies anyways so I think if he had privileges to go naked that would make more sense. He would get to sell more options than he was capable of handling if it goes wrong.

[Anonymous No.53729014]

>>53729001
What job did she have in that manga/anime? Or was she just hired to have reactions?

[Anonymous No.53729021]

>>53729005
yeah like what the fuck was causing the everything pump today? option expiration week?

[Anonymous No.53729024]

>>53728531
I wish I stacked more BITO

[Anonymous No.53729028]

>>53728981
Next FOMC is on March 21. I think JPow's just gonna say disinflation over and over again though

[Anonymous No.53729040]

>>53729028
what if he says 'how about dis inflation??' and tears off Lael's top?

[Anonymous No.53729042]

Bros, I'm only 3.88 months away from 4 years of runway! I think once I hit that, I might quit my job and neet for a while

[Anonymous No.53729051]

>>53728989
>And that's how it began. When SMG said he couldn't buy all the water rights in America.
I'm gonna buy all the water rights in America
>they laugh
>he seethes
>... seethes

[Anonymous No.53729057]

>>53729021
retail sales BOOMING

[Anonymous No.53729059]

>>53729014
generic paper-pusher salarywomen
trust me it's better they don't elaborate
I couldn't watch that green-haired office loli series because the attempt to keep a cutesy tone while depicting actual office work was too cringe

[Anonymous No.53729071]

>>53728370
>Job market is still strong

[Anonymous No.53729083]

>>53729051
you know it s smart thing to do when they are on it too

Big Business is Investing in Water Bankshttps://environmentat5280.org › du-env-blog › big-bus...
Feb 13, 2022 — The Church of the Latter-day Saints outbid Bill Gates' 100C LLC in an auction to purchase 22,500 acres of land and its corresponding water ...
You visited this page on 1/31/23.

[Anonymous No.53729089]

>>53729057
my disdain for debtniggers never ceases to grow

[Anonymous No.53729094]

>>53729004
i m ready

[Anonymous No.53729105]

>>53729057
Fellas. Be honest with yourselves. If you go into debt to please your woman you aren't a boyfriend, you are a simp.

[Anonymous No.53729115]

>>53729105
>go into debt to please your woman
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53729117]

imagine loading up the old bladder then going out and having qt's pay you for a heady draught of liquid gold, straight from the tap

[Anonymous No.53729123]

>>53729083
>The Church of the Latter-day Saints outbid Bill Gates'
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.53729125]

Women should be going into debt to please (You)!

[Anonymous No.53729137]

>>53729125
I would be happy if they would just wash their faces regularly

[Anonymous No.53729141]

>>53728989
Pickens is dead though now. Water is back on the menu boys

[Anonymous No.53729147]

>>53729123
yep it s how bad it is....

[Anonymous No.53729156]

>>53729012
It doesnt make sense yeah, but it happens sometimes. I think he was just trolling though and had one part of a spread assigned and he can just close the other and not be in margin call.

[Anonymous No.53729176]

1 good investment....install a reverse osmosis filter in your house.

[Anonymous No.53729178]

UH OH BULL BROS LOOK AT THIS CHART!

[Anonymous No.53729192]

>>53729115
my wizard powers grow stronger by the day normie-san, can you say the same?

[Anonymous No.53729196]

>>53729176
>pet fox
do ohayoans really

[Anonymous No.53729205]

Entering a limit order and then watching prices for ten minutes is SLOW and COWARDLY. Always use market orders. Transact quickly and boldly, then move on.

[Anonymous No.53729222]

we're not crashing and you cant tell me otherwise

[Anonymous No.53729241]

>>53729205
>he used ze market order?
>load ze -50% ""glitch"" scamwick

[Anonymous No.53729242]

>>53729205
Cant use market orders for options. Gotta do a midpoint order and the market makers wont take that brutal 4-5% spread

[Anonymous No.53729245]

>>53729205
Based af

[Anonymous No.53729263]

>>53729222
>trips confirm
uhh... bobros? it's just a coincidence.. right??

[Anonymous No.53729267]

there's a dog that sounds like he's mocking the other dogs in the neighborhood's barks
cheeky cunt

[Anonymous No.53729269]

This pump is insane. It’s over for me bros. I’m 80% cash. Go on without me.

[Anonymous No.53729296]

https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar/mba-mortgage-applications-380
>Mortgage Bankers Association (MBA) Mortgage Applications measures the change in the number of new applications for mortgages backed by the MBA during the reported week.
>Previous 7.4%
>Actual -7.7%
-7.7%
tick tock mumu
tick tock

[Anonymous No.53729301]

>>53729176
Why would you say its worth it?
Does the water taste better?

[Anonymous No.53729302]

>>53729115
Spent 2k to go on a real christmas trip in the poconos with a girl. Tons of great sex and fun things done (though shes not a morning person and I am). Broke up two weeks later.

[Anonymous No.53729305]

>>53729296
>excluding the forecast

[Anonymous No.53729343]

I like how the ten year inflation expectation by cleveland fed is 2%. While the market has ran above 2% for the last 7 years.

[Anonymous No.53729374]

>>53729343
just gotta go below 0 for a few years to even it out. big brain

[Anonymous No.53729380]

>>53729296
>MBA Mortgage Applications
>applying to mortgage your house to get a business master's degree
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.53729390]

>>53729269
>china highest iq
lmao at least africa didnt cheat on their test

[Anonymous No.53729404]

>>53727848
>air quality
>fine

right sure I believe that shit

[Anonymous No.53729405]

>>53729269
100% here and $1,700 down. I SUCK AT THIS

[Anonymous No.53729430]

>>53729296
What does this mean for stock markets? Its that fucking bad?

[Anonymous No.53729436]

>>53729405
so you bought cash on 100x leverage and lost it to 17% inflation

[Anonymous No.53729445]

wait ppi what the FUCK we got more macro data tomorrow? nothing is priced in

[Anonymous No.53729462]

>>53729430
It means people are tapped out

[Anonymous No.53729479]

>>53729462
Those tiny zerohedge images always crack me up. I mean post the full size for Pete's sake!

[Anonymous No.53729490]

>>53729479
Better?

[Anonymous No.53729499]

Literally zero of you faggots believed me when I shilled forgotten languages 5 years ago and now you all agree water wars will happen? You reap what you sow

[Anonymous No.53729500]

>>53729445
I think no one cares anymore. We're gonna get another volatile chop tomorrow

[Anonymous No.53729507]

>>53729436
I took a year off. I was up 12k swing trading SOXS and SOXL. in nov 22 it busted out and I lost all my gains. I got in yesterday with SOXS and ate a little shit. I'm back on the sidelines again

[Anonymous No.53729515]

You think the fed will ever make cash denominations higher than $100 like a $500 bill or will it be CBDC only cashless before then? And at what point do they start getting rid of pennies and even change all together?

[Anonymous No.53729544]

>>53729507
this bet is busting my balls also right now desu
market will short soon

i think it's better just to avoid shorts, swing trade long bets only

[Anonymous No.53729551]

>>53729404
Yes it would be at this time due to all the rainfall and the gasses volatility. Its now in the ground and water poisoning it.

[Anonymous No.53729553]

>>53729499
And what have you accomplished in those 5 years. How are your positions looking?

[Anonymous No.53729563]

>>53729507
It took me two years to realize short term swing trading is a meme, buy and hold nigga. Or write/buy options for short term directional plays to limit your risk. I always try to hold for at least 1 year. Sometimes the plays go wrong and you cut early, sometimes you hit your price target and sell

The only 3x fund I'd buy is SPXL or the treasury ones

[Anonymous No.53729564]

>>53729515
So not only was there a $500 but also $10,000 and even $100,000 bill
https://www.investopedia.com/6-famous-discontinued-and-uncommon-u-s-currency-denominations-4773302

[Anonymous No.53729578]

>>53729490
I mean this is just poorfags. Invest in high end products. The US is approaching a caste system level economy. Poorfags barely matter anymore.

[Anonymous No.53729585]

>>53729390
I can believe it, Chinks are book smart but socially and emotionally complete fucking subhumans

[Anonymous No.53729587]

>>53729563
how the fuck do you trade options??
i know how to trade futures and margin, I know TA; I've written fucking market making bots... but I can't wrap my head around margin

is there a guide I can read that actually teaches you something? i can't even find information on it. it doesn't make any sense, the liquidation point / profit seems totally arbitrary and I don't even really understand what those are either with options; it's like a foreign language

[Anonymous No.53729618]

>>53729551
>ground
>water

>All of that toxic shit evaporates and gets back into the air when it gets warmer
>repeat

Man Ohio is fucked for decades

[Anonymous No.53729625]

>>53729587
just look at the option chain in your broker and then use optionsprofitcalculator.com to see what will happen at the current IV , but you should paper trade them for 1 year minimum or limit your entry to 1% maximum of your account. I have been trading options for 2 years and still only risk 5% max even if i think it's a sure thing

[Anonymous No.53729634]

>>53729553
I actually accomplished a lot. Got a real job at an investment bank, made $30k on GME then lost $30k on UVXY calls, stacked my Roth pretty tall, stopped smoking weed and got a gf and moved out of my parents house. How’s the past 5 years been for you anon

[Anonymous No.53729638]

>>53729564
treasury controls physical currency, not the fed, and i doubt they would want to diminish their ability to track electronic transactions so i doubt we see larger denominations anytime soon

[Anonymous No.53729651]

S&P will surge over 4200 soon based on positive tech results like Cisco

[Anonymous No.53729652]

>>53729462
Damn Its gonna be wild watching those debt bubbles bursting

[Anonymous No.53729656]

Im going to take profit on my RBLX. What do I buy with the money?
>JEPI
>JXN
>SOXL

[Anonymous No.53729660]

>>53729634
I lived loved laughed.

[Anonymous No.53729664]

>>53729564
>will pay to the bearer on demand 500 dollars
So like, you can get a different bill if yours is getting ratty?

[Anonymous No.53729670]

I swear reuters hates Korean people. Anytime an article pops up about Korea the editors take a decidedly "Fuck those rice niggers" stance. I guess since their government hates them too
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/south-korea-free-subway-rides-elderly-become-political-headache-2023-02-16/
>intra-city trains will operate regardless of passengers
>elderly get to ride for free
>many use this privilege to continue working as deliverymen etc
>keeps them active and working
>Waaah the elderly are stealing and costing the metro 30% of its budget!
Bitch, if they didn't ride for free they wouldnt be riding at all. Its the same arguement used against pirates.

[Anonymous No.53729680]

used the crypto exit pump to buy more bonds

[Anonymous No.53729687]

>>53729656
little late on the soxl train right now
it will short soon and you will have a chance to buy and all of the soxs fags will have a chance to not anhero

[Anonymous No.53729691]

>>53729664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demand_Note

It was to pay you 500 ACTUAL dollars (gold/silver).

How far have we fallen...

[Anonymous No.53729694]

>>53729670
are you korean or something

[Anonymous No.53729697]

>>53729618
It degrades supposedly within about four months. That could be better or worse though.

[Anonymous No.53729708]

>>53729694
Nah I just feel empathy to a people completely reviled by their government as an American

[Anonymous No.53729721]

>>53729691
what is the dollar actually backed by without memes

[Anonymous No.53729729]

>>53729670
>71
>still has to work
grim

[Anonymous No.53729735]

>>53729708
all governments revile anyone who is not a net economic benefit to their country. This includes old people, but because politics you can just outright say that

[Anonymous No.53729747]

>>53729691
Nixon truly was the worst president.

[Anonymous No.53729757]

>>53729721
Demand for it on the free market, not even jostling your Jimmie’s anon, it literally just floats and demand drives it up. Granted you could make the argument that deep liquid oil markets priced in dollars and generally deep liquid markets to chase investment to buy oil backed it up more than anything up to at least around 2008-2012

[Anonymous No.53729770]

>>53727848
Air is safe to breath at ground zero!

[Anonymous No.53729773]

Enjoy your pizza, Jerome!
Hope your mommy doesn’t find out her 37 year old autistic son has SHIT THE BED AGAIN!!!

[Anonymous No.53729782]

>>53729721
it's backed by demand, but behind that is ease of trade and stability.
Every nation on earth has a use for USD in some capacity, petrodollars for example, but also for stocks since USA has the two biggest exchanges. There's also the reliability of the federal reserve. As much as we shit on the fed for 7-10% inflation, other countries like egypt had 100%+ recently... And nobody wants to hold a currency with that kind of risk, so if doing business in egypt money they will transfer it to something safer, euros,CAD, USD, YEN, etc.

[Anonymous No.53729785]

i may regret not trimming jxn before earnings, what was only a mid 4 fig bet in LEAPS is now worth barely 5 figs but i dont want to trim yet until late 2023
it doesnt affect me much until it grows big enough to buy a new car

[Anonymous No.53729794]

Reminder to buy SKYT

[Anonymous No.53729797]

>>53729773
scoopsies butthurt af lmao

[Anonymous No.53729798]

>>53729770
9/10 experts agree that breathing potentially contaminated air is safer then not breathing air.

[Anonymous No.53729801]

>>53727786
not that guy but i am

[Anonymous No.53729802]

>>53729205
*Only for liquid tickers like /ES, /NQ, EURUSD, AAPL.

[Anonymous No.53729809]

>>53729773
Come on man, the delivery driver doesnt deserve to waste his time on this bullshit internet drama

[Anonymous No.53729811]

>>53728370
> Wage gains drive inflation

The only thing creating inflation is the FED.

[Anonymous No.53729820]

>>53729773
Jerome Contreras is a 37 year old autistic NEET and literal basketball american (NOT AUSTRALIAN) living in the ghettos of Detroit (formerly living in wisconsin), with his 50-60 year old mother

This is one of your fellow /smg/ posters.

Congrats on the AWS cert, Jerome, but your mom is gonna be pissed when a literal gorilla-ass black hooker shows up at your doorstep later this week!

[Anonymous No.53729829]

>>53729747

Nixon attempted to get rid of Kissinger, and paid the price.

[Anonymous No.53729833]

>>53729797
YOUR GETTING A NASTY ASS BLACK GORILLA HOOKER AT YOUR DOOR BY THE END OF THE WEEK, JEROME.
NO JOKE.

[Anonymous No.53729842]

what did this nigga do? is he the doxxer?

[Anonymous No.53729844]

why are we doxxing niggers on smg now

[Anonymous No.53729848]

>>53729833
i'm not him, just remember the exchange. but you're making me want to fuck with your channel and your discord (which i'm already in). i felt bad for you at first but not anymore.

[Anonymous No.53729852]

>>53729809
As a former pizza boy I wouldn't care as long as it wasn't super far from the shop. If orders fucked up and let a sketch ticket though that's not my problem or liability and I still get paid for time plus gas comp.

[Anonymous No.53729853]

>>53729842
i dont think he even did anything, he just visited scoops linkedin after he got doxxed and now he's lashing out randomly at an innocent guy
>>53729833
retard

[Anonymous No.53729855]

>>53729721
Network access and ability to service dollar denominated debts. The value of a currency is what you can buy with it.

[Anonymous No.53729858]

>>53728370
whats going to happen if the fed can't get the employment rate down but inflation remains high? do they say fuck it and pivot?

[Anonymous No.53729865]

>>53729735
If that were the case asians and whites would he worshipped by the government. That hasn't been the case for a very long time. Instead I just get brownskins worshipping my melanin free skin

[Anonymous No.53729870]

>>53729820
who cares?
what did this black man who is trying to invest instead of stealing shit from target do wrong?
>>53729773
did you just buy him a pizza and actually pay for it? kek

[Anonymous No.53729877]

>>53729865
like I said
>except politics
the people in government are not economists or businessmen, they're politicians

[Anonymous No.53729884]

Are fibonacci extensions something people actually use or am I being memed?

[Anonymous No.53729887]

>>53729811
Fed prints the money so business can borrow it to pay employees. The impact on what was said was negible though.

[Anonymous No.53729891]

>>53729870
>credit card and ID must be presented on arrival

[Anonymous No.53729893]

>>53729884
yeah they're something that retards use

[Anonymous No.53729903]

>>53729891
they only do that if you actually select pay with credit card at checkout, then enter your card numbers, and then actually get charged for the pizza

are you gonna dispute it later or something? kek
delivery drivers don't actually need to check that and most don't

[Anonymous No.53729928]

>>53727760
You want him to buy something low risk that won't necessarily go up right now is that it? why not the SPY?

[Anonymous No.53729941]

HEY LIL SCOOPSIES. I JUST BOUGHT YOU SOME PIZZA! HOW DO YA LIKE DEM APPLES???
>jannies short /ES with 20x leverage

[Anonymous No.53729956]

Wait so ran anon knew scoopsie was white and kept that secret

[Anonymous No.53729957]

I just wanna talk about stocks man why are you all so gay

Long dominos pizza i guess, they're gonna get a lot of deliveries from you guys

[Anonymous No.53729984]

>>53729957
I'm down to talk value stocks. Recently been looking at the CF dip

[Anonymous No.53730011]

>>53729957
Scoopsies was always a bit autistic but now he's probably getting fired. With cause of course, so you know they'll be taking that sign on bonus back. On top of that he knows tax prep season is coming and he'll be forced to fact down that 200k loss carryforward from all his triple leveraged broken dreams.
His frustration is understandable.

[Anonymous No.53730026]

>>53730011
Wait I thought someone was fucking with Scoops? Is Scoops the one doing the fucking? Who is getting the pizzas? Is it Baggie?

[Anonymous No.53730034]

>>53729984
not familiar with industrial producers beyond the big commodities, why do you think it can sustain that stock growth?

i'm looking at the akamai dip
>they beat earnings
>drops 10% because it's owned 80% by institutions and they wanted cybersecurity not cloud computing which akamai is pivoting to
THe dip is completely unwarranted IMO. THey are selling due to rotation into a different security stock, not due to anything wrong with akamai which has a DCF value of $85 at previous earnings. probably 90+ now havent done a new one

[Anonymous No.53730049]

>>53730026
who gives a fuck. tripniggers are fucking cancer anyways

[Anonymous No.53730050]

>>53730026
scoops doxxed himself like a fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.53730060]

welp, finally closed my TSLA puts for a 77% loss. one step forward and two steps back again. guess i'm done with options for now, i'll stick to the bnf strategy since we're heading for a bear market. at least then i know for sure i'll make profit. also, i've noticed that during the week all the good TA gets ignored and even mocked while during the weekend anons are having engaging conversations about TA. what gives?

[Anonymous No.53730079]

>>53730026
>Who is getting the pizzas?
Just some random anon poster who went to investigate scoops' linkedin post-dox.
Linkedin forces tracking by default, so scoops leaked the name.

It could be anyone fucking with him since the name is now public, but lets be honest who else would it be other than scoopsies revenge posting.

[Anonymous No.53730091]

>>53729176
I am sorta glad this will clear out all those useless pennsylvania voters to make way for the niggefest destiny out of philly towards western PA.

[Anonymous No.53730095]

>>53730060

u finna lose the rest of your money seek bogle

[Anonymous No.53730096]

Which broker do you use, my fellow anons?

[Anonymous No.53730100]

>>53730079
>Linkedin forces tracking by default
....but only if you're logged into LinkedIn at the time, right?

[Anonymous No.53730106]

>>53730060
hey man you should check the IV and delta when trading options

[Anonymous No.53730120]

>>53730100
Yeah, and only if you haven't disabled it. You can't see who browsed your page unless you let others see you visit theirs.

[Anonymous No.53730124]

>>53729490
>Poorfags caused the 07 subprime collapse.

Ya keep investing in the rich while they steal your money.

[Anonymous No.53730129]

i just can't handle it

[Anonymous No.53730130]

>>53730034
I don't expect CF to have large growth, I'm just betting against it going down even more with options

Interesting summary on akamai. I am very tech light these days but will check that

[Anonymous No.53730133]

>>53730096
Fidelity

[Anonymous No.53730135]

>>53729721
The United States Military.
And I think it's profoundly beautiful.

[Anonymous No.53730143]

>>53730096
TDA

[Anonymous No.53730145]

>>53730120
Ok cause I occasionally open incognito windows and see what my exgf is doing

[Anonymous No.53730146]

>>53729269
At least you're cash - I've been short the whole pump!

[Anonymous No.53730153]

>>53730135
based, fuck those balloons hell yeah brudder

[Anonymous No.53730157]

>>53730049
Agreed.
>>53730050
Figures, tripfags are too egotistical to not dox themselves eventually. They're like movie villains.
>>53730079
Oh shit so it's the old Uno reversal then. Not as retarded as I thought but still retarded.
>>53730100
Welcome to the information age.

[Anonymous No.53730176]

Had everyone done their taxes yet? Still haven't done mine but I usually get a refund

[Anonymous No.53730188]

In hindsight I feel kinda retarded for not buying the TSLA dip

[Anonymous No.53730193]

>>53730176
no be because I have to manually calculate my crypto taxes and its gay and annoying

[Anonymous No.53730203]

>>53730095
>>53730106
>red ids
i check volume and open interest. i don't do 0dtes, nor weeklies. i've had some success in the previous clown market, but now things have gotten even crazier and what should've gone down went up hard. all i can do now is just rework my strategy and change a few things

[Anonymous No.53730216]

>>53730188
why? It was still like 40x earnings

[Anonymous No.53730228]

>>53730193
Sounds like some bullshit fuck the IRS and fuck taxes, for the amount that they take we should have more of a say as to how they're allocated

[Anonymous No.53730234]

>>53730096
TDA. But I should probably use a broker with lower margin rates and just max out on SPY.

[Anonymous No.53730243]

>>53729544
>i think it's better just to avoid shorts, swing trade long bets only
It is during macro bull market. Right now I still think doing both sides is viable.

[Anonymous No.53730244]

>>53730203
I'd suggest reading on delta and IV. You could read about all the option "greeks" too but that's honestly too so y/gay

OI and Volume afaik just tells you where the liquidity is, but that's not always that important

[Anonymous No.53730261]

>>53730228
I agree, but I can't really do anything about it as long as I live in the US

[Anonymous No.53730265]

>>53730203
>all i can do now is just rework my strategy
hey. here's a thought. maybe your new strategy shouldn't involve options.

[Anonymous No.53730267]

>>53730228
Woah woah woah goy chill with those revolutionary ideas of yours.

[Anonymous No.53730279]

>>53730261
>he thinks leaving the usa will stop uncle sam from taxing him
oh no no no no

[Anonymous No.53730286]

>>53730176
Can't finish mine until I get the K-1, but I've plugged in my current data and will owe approximately 10k come April. I've already prepaid 15k back in Jan to minimize penalties.
Next year I'll probably just pay all the quarterly estimates. The late penalty is currently 7% interest rate.

[Anonymous No.53730330]

>historically the SP500 increases 10% per year on average
>already up 8%
Well RIP where am I supposed to park my money now

[Anonymous No.53730337]

>>53730286
>Can't finish mine until I get the K-1
anon. have you dealt with those before. if it's from an LP take it from me and sell those shares NOW so you only have to deal with tax nightmares twice.

[Anonymous No.53730341]

>>53730330
>using historical data in the weirdest timeline
ngmi

[Anonymous No.53730352]

I have recently come into possession of some very inconclusive evidence that Jerome Powell was created inside a neutron star.

[Anonymous No.53730356]

>>53730330
It's going up 30% this year

[Anonymous No.53730360]

>>53730188
It still has room for a 10x this year.

[Anonymous No.53730368]

Day seven of building a billion dollar company in five years. One week in, as of today. I realized that I may be able to hit a billion dollar valuation significantly faster with a slight modification to the plan.

>>53715435

[Anonymous No.53730370]

>>53730337
I enjoy the pain. But also I'm probably doing them wrong. I'll never really know until I get audited.

[Anonymous No.53730372]

>>53730261
At least you can make it suck less. What I would do is call their bluff and fill out your 8949 the chad way:
>BTCUSD 1/1/2022 12/31/2022 *TOTAL PROCEEDS* *TOTAL COST* *TOTAL PROFIT LOSS*
Assuming the amount is even worth reporting. They expect you to drag your balls through broken glass and itemize each little transaction separately. But if you group it by asset it adds up to the same shit, you put in X and got out Y.
What are they gonna do, send me an angry letter? I'm paying what I owe so what's the difference.

[Anonymous No.53730381]

>>53730330
if you didnt buy in october you never will, just sit on the sidelines forever or become a gold bug or something

[Anonymous No.53730383]

>>53730352
So you're saying that jews are extraterrestrial lizard spaceniggers?

[Anonymous No.53730393]

>>53730360
But I read that many automakers are stealing Teslas mindshare in the EV market

[Anonymous No.53730409]

>>53730370
>But also I'm probably doing them wrong
So uhhh... since as I'm sure you know, an LP is a passthrough entity which means that income from operations in a given state is treated as being earned in that state... then surely you have filed state returns in all the states in which your LP reports income, to avoid being audited by several different state revenue departments?
...
R-Right??

[Anonymous No.53730411]

>>53730383
>bongland

[Anonymous No.53730417]

>>53730393
Look what happened to Ford. They can't do shit.

[Anonymous No.53730424]

>>53730330
It was down last 20% year, so this year we need 25% just to break even. Then another 10% to cancel out last year and return to average trend. Then another 10% for this year's part of the trend to truly maintain that average.

So don't worry. There are still lots of gains ahead. Just don't look at DXY.

[Anonymous No.53730440]

Where did you guys park your money when you were saving up to buy a house?

[Anonymous No.53730441]

HANG SENG TECH INDEX UP OVER 4%

[Anonymous No.53730448]

>>53728071
>>53728679
>>53728071
>>53728679
with tsla i turned $700 in to $25k.

i swung puts and calls all day today and made about 2 grand. i was initially bearish but i switched to calls multiple times when i noticed a potential run up. i ended up buying some weekly 217 calls before power hour after noticing the hourly upward trend. so far that looks like it'll work out nicely.

i switched from puts to calls before both run ups today. i think i might be getting good at this

end of blog post

[Anonymous No.53730449]

>>53730330
Buy short-dated treasury bonds. They are midwit approved.
>t. me

[Anonymous No.53730450]

>>53730440
3/6 month treasury ladders

[Anonymous No.53730453]

>>53730409
>surely you have filed state returns in all the states in which your LP reports income, to avoid being audited by several different state revenue departments?
Nah fuck that. I'm never going to visit any of those states anyway. Reminds me of the 10 parking tickets I got back in New York that I just never paid.

[Anonymous No.53730463]

>>53730449
they're paying 5% , it's unironically big brain not midwit

[Anonymous No.53730468]

If you haven't bought SKYT you need to raise your hand and explain yourself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oag1i70wCto

[Anonymous No.53730489]

>>53730330
Is that adjusted for inflation? What is the actual gain on those assets if you eventually exchange them for dollars?

[Anonymous No.53730520]

>>53730468
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DJn7Gvnw4E

[Anonymous No.53730521]

MY HOPE HAS STARTED TO FADE
BUT THE FEELINGS GROW DEEPER
I HATE LIVING THIS WAY
SCARED THAT I'M GETTING WEAKER

https://youtu.be/z26ik3T3Ekw

[Anonymous No.53730522]

>>53730463
>5%
Damn thats literally free money

[Anonymous No.53730524]

Is now a good time to invest in oil? i like their dividends and they still seem to be in a strong position, at least on paper. It looks like it's dipped a bit due to recent supply increases in the U.S.

[Anonymous No.53730529]

>>53730368
good luck fren. dont forget to buy us pizza when you make it

[Anonymous No.53730531]

>>53730453
>outright tax evasion
OK pretty based ngl

[Anonymous No.53730534]

>>53730463
>>53730522

You aren't beating inflation with 5% gains.

[Anonymous No.53730544]

>>53730522
if strawman, yes it's not amazing especially when inflation is still shit. But it's safe and liquid and can be used to unlock margin and buying power

[Anonymous No.53730554]

>>53730534
It's closer to 3.8% after taxes.

[Anonymous No.53730557]

>>53730531
he'll just say he messed up/ didn't mean it

I've never been audited desu am curious how aggressive the IRS can be

[Anonymous No.53730576]

What the fuck...

Is this generating bad responses? Or is this thing sentient?

[Anonymous No.53730578]

>1 Month Treasury Bond has a rate of 4.58%
what the FUCK

[Anonymous No.53730582]

>>53730524
Maybe. At worst, if you buy now, your bags won't be as heavy.

[Anonymous No.53730589]

>>53730554
Damn, that's only like -6% after inflation, seems like a deal to me

[Anonymous No.53730601]

>>53730524
Seems risky to me. If the bull market is truly back on, then cheap oil will be needed to fuel it. If not, then recession is going to wreck oil.

[Anonymous No.53730620]

>>53730578
and it will probably go up more desu

[Anonymous No.53730624]

>>53730554
>taxes on treasury notes
anon..

[Anonymous No.53730630]

>>53730441
Based PBOC liquidity dump

[Anonymous No.53730634]

>>53730578
thats the annual rate

[Anonymous No.53730638]

How can I tunnel Arbinu to coinabse? Doe

[Anonymous No.53730651]

>>53730578
Can't wait for 30y t-bills to yield 5%.

[Anonymous No.53730657]

>>53730624
Federal income taxes, yes. Treasuries only exempt state tax.
Also worth noting that it's considered general income, no long-term cap gains discount for interest payments.

[Anonymous No.53730667]

>>53730576
>in the same way

[Anonymous No.53730675]

>>53730634
just found out what a T-bill is, man thats fucking gay

[Anonymous No.53730700]

>>53730576
It just reassembles phrases it scrapes from the Internet that are related to what you ask. It's smoke and mirrors, consciousness can neither be created nor destroyed.

[Anonymous No.53730706]

>>53730203
>check the volume

-13% down, 13 months into bobos big 1929 crash. gdp positive, earnings holding up, europe not in recession, china reopening, inflation coming down, rates peaking. you cant save everyone

[Anonymous No.53730712]

>>53730675
you're not meant to just sit on it as an investment. tbills are highly liquid and can be used as collateral effectively because they hardly ever decrease in value

[Anonymous No.53730714]

>>53730700

> consciousness can neither be created nor destroyed

AKCTUUALLLLY

God creates that shit all day long. Your statement is dumb. Get big brained like me.

[Anonymous No.53730725]

Bobos big crash? What a joke.
This is barely even a dip.

Bobo you stupid fucken dumbass. Its not going to crash. I know now you're getting it.

>>53730706
>you can't save everyone
I feel this pain

[Anonymous No.53730775]

>>53730714
ECHHEISHULLY
God apportions his own consciousness to his creations that they may live, and to say that consciousness can be created or destroyed is to say that God can be created or destroyed.

[Anonymous No.53730813]

>>53730775

You might have me on a technicality. Assuming you are right about God dishing out HIS consciousness to us, you might be correct.

However, I do not admit defeat because this is 4chan and I am constitutionally incapable of total submission on this website.

You big stupid head.

[Anonymous No.53730835]

>>53730775
how do you know that consciousness isnt an inherent property of existence, and its level of utilization depends on the level of sophistication of a host.

[Anonymous No.53730849]

Dis bout to git gud

I wanna hear arguing and bickering over existence and all that jazz for thr next hour or so.

[Anonymous No.53730861]

test

[Anonymous No.53730879]

>>53730157
you sound gay, n g l
maybe you should consider going back to raddit

[Anonymous No.53730886]

>>53730100
you can’t view most profiles unless you’re logged in, IIRC

[Anonymous No.53730888]

I though asians were smart but this retard proved me wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SEpMQqJ9aA&embeds_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fboards.4channel.org%2F&source_ve_path=MjM4NTE&feature=emb_title

[Anonymous No.53730894]

>>53729941
hasn’t scoopsies been doxxed 5 fucking times by now?

[Anonymous No.53730901]

>>53730124
For all the blame the banks got for pushing subprime mortgages, the fault of the customers who overextended themselves financially can't be ignored.
>People act like we are crack dealers. Nobody put a gun to their head and told them to buy a house they couldn't afford, and while you're at it, get a line of credit on that baby and buy a boat.
In the end, the people who truly get screwed are the ones who pay taxes.

[Anonymous No.53730903]

>>53730352
K, let’s see it

[Anonymous No.53730907]

if i doxx myself will you guys send me free pizza

[Anonymous No.53730920]

>>53730907
No, but I might try to steal your tax refund.

[Anonymous No.53730924]

>>53730907
yes because it will boost the profitability of dpz which i have $30k of risk on

[Anonymous No.53730926]

>>53730453
>Reminds me of the 10 parking tickets I got back in New York that I just never paid
B A S E D

[Anonymous No.53730927]

>>53730920
Kek

[Anonymous No.53730928]

>>53730849
yeah futures finally starting to curl over

[Anonymous No.53730931]

>>53730903

Anon, you are ruining the magic. What kind of monster would do that?

[Anonymous No.53730937]

SOMEBODY BAKE THE NEW BREAD

[Anonymous No.53730939]

>>53730920
i dont give the government interest free loans

[Anonymous No.53730952]

>>53727587
PPI will be even better than CPI was. Because it's not including crap like used car prices.

[Anonymous No.53730953]

>>53730937
@ 310

[Anonymous No.53730969]

>OIL

[Anonymous No.53730979]

>>53730907
>send me free pizza
No, but I’ll send you cash on delivery

[Anonymous No.53730981]

>>53730977
>>53730977
>>53730977

[Anonymous No.53731048]

>>53730706
What country is all this happening in?