/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53725727]

AH edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53725748]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53725752]

when zoomers finally grow up, what will be their gen's version of the millennial 'craft brewery that allows my hekkin doggerino'

[Anonymous No.53725757]

I'm going to take a fat shit and a hot bubble bath anyone need anything while i'm there

[Anonymous No.53725764]

Jesus please take from me the desire to smoke weed
amen

[Anonymous No.53725770]

>>53725727
Nigger lover

[Anonymous No.53725773]

WHY DID I LISTEN TO THAT RANDOM RETARD ABOUT MARATHON OIL WITHOUT DOING RESEARCH AAAAAAAHHH

[Anonymous No.53725779]

just opened a fresh 5 pack of Gildan boxer briefs, AMA

[Anonymous No.53725781]

>>53725752
homeless shelter that has free wifi

[Anonymous No.53725782]

>>53725764
This but replace weed with booking more sessions with an abdl mommy caregiver.

[Anonymous No.53725785]

>>53725773
It's more fun that way.

[Anonymous No.53725789]

it's our time soon

[Anonymous No.53725795]

>>53725764
i had a gf i got to quit smoking by giving her something else to suck on to satisfy her oral fixation if you know what i mean

[Anonymous No.53725806]

>WING is Chanos' 10th biggest short position
WING is going to have a SHOP-esque collapse soon.

[Anonymous No.53725807]

>>53725795
Nicotine gum?

[Anonymous No.53725810]

>>53725727

[Anonymous No.53725819]

When SPY go down? When BOIL go up?

[Anonymous No.53725834]

>>53725807
nicothisdick

[Anonymous No.53725835]

for me, it's animated cartoon

[Anonymous No.53725847]

>>53725810
dont delete my female broker

[Anonymous No.53725851]

>>53725748
That guy was lucky. Cows actually kill people quite often

[Anonymous No.53725881]

I went out for a Valentine's Day dinner last night. I didn't realize the prices on everything were jacked up because of a V-Day jew tax. I paid over $250 for our meal, and to make matters worse I sharted myself when I got home because the food didn't agree with me I guess. Overall 0/10 experience, would not recommend. Don't go out on Valentine's Day bros. This is financial advice.

[Anonymous No.53725890]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53725900]

>>53725881
I paid 100 plus had to wait an hr for the table, was some bull shit

[Anonymous No.53725912]

>>53725881
i made czech hangover soup for my wife, who is sick, got drunk and beat off
great valentine's day

[Anonymous No.53725917]

>>53725890
This would have been my gf in 2002

[Anonymous No.53725919]

>>53725764
>Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell.

just cut it out cold turkey bro. read The Easy Way to Stop Smoking by Alan Carr

[Anonymous No.53725958]

Where were you when the crypto babies got BTFO by based munger?

[Anonymous No.53725969]

https://vocaroo.com/1dmb0PiAqesv

[Anonymous No.53725979]

>>53725958
>semenova

[Anonymous No.53725986]

>>53725958
Tell that to my crypto folio that is up 10% today

[Anonymous No.53725990]

>>53725969
Where's that vocaroo of Jerome Powell announcing his liquidation of everyone that's ever bought an options contract?

[Anonymous No.53725992]

>>53725851
I see you too watched Clarksons Farm season 2

[Anonymous No.53725996]

>>53725958
>based munger
I'm anti-crypto and anti-munger, but I'm glad he finally admits he was wrong about BABA. I took the opposite side and had to deal with every "VALUUUUUUEEE INVESTOOR" telling me it was such a steal at $200 because "if munger's in i'm still in".

[Anonymous No.53726011]

I just got paperwork to buy a house!

[Anonymous No.53726013]

>>53725958
The price has gone way up in the last four hours, though. Checkmate.

[Anonymous No.53726014]

>>53725990
https://vocaroo.com/13pwpr2NAPdU

[Anonymous No.53726019]

Getting real bored of these crab salads. I demand a stock market crash.

https://youtu.be/_SEpMQqJ9aA

>>53725727
I demand more cute top heavy investor girls!

[Anonymous No.53726038]

>>53726014
Beautiful. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.53726039]

>>53726011
this isn't your facebook

[Anonymous No.53726041]

>>53726011
Hopefully you can break even by 2030

[Anonymous No.53726044]

>>53725881
>I paid over $250 for our meal

[Anonymous No.53726056]

>>53726011
Good time to be shorting the dollar.

[Anonymous No.53726073]

>Dust Bowl 2.0
Ohboy

[Anonymous No.53726079]

>JUST JN: U.S. will default on its debt between July and September if Congress doesn’t raise debt ceiling, the Congressional Budget Office has said

Man I know that its gonna rise, but just think what would happen if they don't for once. USA gets their own Weimar era. Imagine all of those zoomers carrying wheelbarrows of cash and other junk just to get a happy meal from McDonald's, keklmao.

[Anonymous No.53726098]

>>53725958
Charlie lecturing people about how if he buys your company and sees that you like money and not the company he will fire you.
Because Charlie totally doesn't like money.

[Anonymous No.53726104]

When will gay ass bobos admit they were wrong and missed the bottom? It isn't too late to buy in before the ATH in April, SPX is unironically hitting 6000 this year.

[Anonymous No.53726110]

>>53725919
that's the plan now
I realized after total relapse this past week that I am incapable of smoking just a little weed

[Anonymous No.53726138]

>>53726110
Do not let the bush Jew control you.

[Anonymous No.53726150]

i see a bottom being confirmed on telus.

[Anonymous No.53726151]

>>53725958
I love BRK, BUFFET and MUNGER but their stance on crypto is disgusting. Boomerest of boomer takes.

[Anonymous No.53726177]

>>53725881
>last year spend $50 on some okay food
>around $70 on botanical garden
>$160 on necklace
>tack on another $30 cause I think I got balloons and card
This year
>$11 on McDonald's
>$19 on taco bell
She left last month

[Anonymous No.53726189]

>>53725919
yeh i'm just gonna keep masturbating and not cut my hand off, i'll take my chances with satan

[Anonymous No.53726210]

>>53726177
At least you saved some money this year.

[Anonymous No.53726215]

>>53725992
No.
I dont even know what that is.

[Anonymous No.53726217]

>>53726177
>goyslop
Yeah fuck I would leave you too

[Anonymous No.53726225]

Billionaires are buying up DOLE.
It looks like it has found a bottom.

Should we make this a thing?
My research tells me there is something here.
I called and shilled SKYT and I'm starting to feel like this is another huge opportunity to get in low in a future bluechip.

[Anonymous No.53726229]

My VEXAX doin a lil sumthn

[Anonymous No.53726238]

>>53726210
Spending less does not mean saving.

[Anonymous No.53726245]

How retarded would this be?

I feel like I need to be a GAMBLOOOOR to make any money. Fuck waiting till I'm 60.

[Anonymous No.53726250]

Tell me why I shouldn't just all-in SNOXX right now.

[Anonymous No.53726259]

My lil NANC doin' sumthin

[Anonymous No.53726261]

>>53725890
Based

>>53725917
She wasn't even born in 2002 lmao

[Anonymous No.53726268]

fucking hell. i wish i didn't have to sell that tsla yesterday

[Anonymous No.53726276]

IS THERE ANY ACTUAL JUNK BOND ETF?

I WANT SHITTY DIRTY AWFUL BONDS WITH YTM OF 10+%

JNK is a pathetic yield of 5%. That's fucking treasury rate.

[Anonymous No.53726281]

>>53726225

[Anonymous No.53726282]

>>53726104
W-we are never wrong, just both too early and too late at the same time.

[Anonymous No.53726296]

>>53726261
I'm honestly surprised skateboarding is still this prevalent in this day and age and by zoomers nonetheless especially when they never grew up with all the tony hawks and bmx craze of the 90s.

[Anonymous No.53726299]

>>53726210
Meh. I'm out of work for a month cause of a foot fracture. My bills are low though so I'll be fine. Probably spend $500 before I get back to work.

>>53726217
I'm trying to leave myself too don't worry.

[Anonymous No.53726309]

>>53726281
Not bad.

[Anonymous No.53726314]

We don't like you, bobo, and we don't wanna see you 'round these parts again.

[Anonymous No.53726324]

I made money today without providing any value to the world

[Anonymous No.53726332]

>>53726079
Imagine the seethe if republicucks didn't cuck out for once and forced kekkocrats to choose between default and austerity lol

[Anonymous No.53726338]

>>53726276
You can't get the good junk bonds in an ETF. Those are just oil companies rated B- for ESG reasons when really the company has a net-cash position and is making gobs of money right now.

[Anonymous No.53726345]

>>53726324
your job is unironically the risk of being exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.53726353]

>>53726079
welcome back clfbro
It feels like this debt ceiling drama happens every year now. The fact that they admit a default is an option kinda proves it's a ponzi scheme really.
> without new lenders we can't pay back previous ones

[Anonymous No.53726357]

>>53726324
the company I invested in provided a ton of value to the world. My money helped the world and in return I got paid for basically loaning it out.

[Anonymous No.53726374]

>>53726332
>austerity

I'm retarded, what does that mean for finance/stocks?

[Anonymous No.53726384]

>>53726345
I see, so my job is to shuffle money with people like me until music stops.

>>53726357
Company is not using your money really unless you bought shares directly from them.

[Anonymous No.53726405]

>>53726309
Yeah I actually think this is a good play.
Or maybe I'm just bananas.

[Anonymous No.53726406]

>>53726345
Ah yes, institutions are really depending on the thin liquidity of retail traders to exit huge positions.

[Anonymous No.53726410]

>>53726353
It is a ponzi but really with all the weird shit going on with CBDCs on the horizon and other factors like big tech bubble popping ala dot com bubble in 2000's, it might actually happen for real. But we will see, Great Reset can't just be a meme.

[Anonymous No.53726412]

>>53726338
I cant buy the good bonds in an ETF and my broker/dealer doesn't offer them either. Bonds are a fucking rigged market. They need to be exchange traded this is BULLSHIT

[Anonymous No.53726422]

>>53726410
>>53726353
Is this really CLFag anon?

[Anonymous No.53726432]

>>53726374
>Tax the shit out of everything
>Slash defense spending
>Slash Medicare spending
>Slash Social Security checks
So...nothing good. Might be good for yields, at least until the austerity heems GDP and growth numbers.

[Anonymous No.53726436]

>>53726410
it makes sense that there needs to be a catalyst to transition over to CBDCs, what other than a default would be that catalyst?

[Anonymous No.53726437]

>>53726384
The company isn't but the employees paid in shares use the incentive that their price will go up in order to do a better job. So the liquidity allows stock based compensation and incentives to function properly. The company itself doesn't really benefit either, but it does perform share buybacks as well which indirectly does influence things

[Anonymous No.53726448]

>>53726422
He often posted the cigar gif in past. My first thought was of him when I seen it kek.

[Anonymous No.53726469]

>>53726437
Interesting perspective, I don't feel like leech anymore, thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.53726508]

>>53725727
>hand naturally assumes prostate stimulating position when at rest
Now that's wife material

[Anonymous No.53726514]

>>53726436
CBDCs are a meme. The Fed is not going to disintermediate the entire financial system.

A traditional dollar default is almost guaranteed though.

[Anonymous No.53726520]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53726524]

>>53726296
It's even popular with little kids. I've unironically seen a 7 year old on Instagram do a 900 on a half-pipe.

[Anonymous No.53726527]

>>53725958
What turned me off to this dude was watching him speak one time and all he could say was 'If I ruled the world I would ...'. stupid boomer you don't and you never will so it doesn't matter what you would do

[Anonymous No.53726539]

>>53726514
>>53726436
CBDC is no different from the USD than cash. We already have digital currency because money exists purely in electronic form. CBDC would just be a way to pay with purely electronic money without the use of intermediaries like credit card companies.

Nobody decided that currency was worthless when they stopped using coins and used paper. You guys are stupid as shit

[Anonymous No.53726541]

>>53726225
>I called and shilled SKYT and I'm starting to feel like this is another huge opportunity to get in low in a future bluechip.
I already bought and sold before you.

[Anonymous No.53726560]

does anybody give a shit about PPI tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53726570]

>>53726539
>bro cash is programmable with restrictions and expiration dates, completely the same bro
pot, kettle, black, etc.

[Anonymous No.53726587]

>>53726539
>CBDC would just be a way to pay with purely electronic money without the use of intermediaries like credit card companies.
OK, how many tens of thousands of people is the Federal Reserve gonna hire to handle international currency transactions, chargebacks, and fraud dispute resolutions?

It's a meme because schizos are always too clever by half and learned what crypto is.

[Anonymous No.53726597]

>>53726412
Yeah. NYSE has some exchange-traded bonds, but I assume it's only a small fraction of the corporate bond market.

[Anonymous No.53726598]

ASX bros, I slurped the CBA dip

[Anonymous No.53726601]

So what is the bull thesis again?

[Anonymous No.53726617]

>>53726587
there aren't chargebacks for cash, there will be no chargebacks for CBDC. Any intermediary bullshit will be dealt with like they do now for banks. You lack the ability to think things through or you are a crypto bagholder who is refusing to see it will be banned sooner than later.

[Anonymous No.53726618]

>>53726541
>bought before you
Nice.
>Sold before you
Uhhhh?

[Anonymous No.53726635]

>>53726570
2023 dollars already have restrictions, they're called merchant codes and sanctions. 2023 dollars already have expiration dates, they're called newly printed dollars.

The marginal benefit of exact, autistic micromanagement doesn't have nearly enough payoff to overcome incumbent institutions and consumer tolerance to be directly robbed. That's why the schizo version of a CBDC was quietly scrapped in China.

[Anonymous No.53726639]

Now do you understand bobo?
SPX is going to 4700
DJIA is going to 37000
and AAPL will go to 170
>b-but it has to go to 3200
lmao

[Anonymous No.53726642]

>>53726560
No.

[Anonymous No.53726645]

>>53726560
only if line goes down

[Anonymous No.53726650]

>>53726601
Niggercattle will die before they stop spending

[Anonymous No.53726668]

Are we gonna see higher than 5% certificates of deposits by April? I've got one maturing soon and want to get in on that sweet 5%.

[Anonymous No.53726675]

So I yolo’d my last 2k and now I’m 13k negative. Can I settle this debt for less holy shit I do not have 13k. Pls advise

[Anonymous No.53726678]

>>53726601
Fed pivot
Market doesn't care about fundamentals or macro
QE forever
Line only goes up

[Anonymous No.53726683]

>futures

[Anonymous No.53726685]

>>53726601
archive [dot] [ph] [slash] 3ToGs

[Anonymous No.53726704]

>>53726668
If you want 5% yield, buy treasuries. No shot bank CDs will give better yields at these levels. They're all content to keep milking all the boomers that forgot they even hold CDs.

[Anonymous No.53726708]

>>53726675
Forgot pic… pretty stressed out… what to do

[Anonymous No.53726729]

no refunds anon you big silly, try buying to open and selling to close next time

[Anonymous No.53726733]

>>53726708
What is your position/ what do you need market to do to be back in the green?

[Anonymous No.53726737]

>>53726617

[Anonymous No.53726759]

>all the major indicies ended in green
>check my portfolio
>down still
>red for this month of febuary as of right now

such is life being a mutual funds incel

[Anonymous No.53726762]

>>53726560
Haha, you said pee pee.

[Anonymous No.53726763]

>>53726729
but what happens? does it just accrue margin interest until its paid back or will they send it to a debt collector?

[Anonymous No.53726768]

>>53726675
>>53726708
>So I yolo’d my last 2k and now I’m 13k negative.

[Anonymous No.53726767]

>>53726675
>Trading options without understanding them

What did you buy / sell?

[Anonymous No.53726774]

>>53726708
What did you do?

[Anonymous No.53726780]

>>53726708
>Risk Level
>At Risk

[Anonymous No.53726798]

>>53726733
SPY 400 by friday. then i would make 70k. but i think they are going to force liquidate it because my margin call was due today and I did nothing

[Anonymous No.53726808]

Natgas bros I'm about to kill myself

[Anonymous No.53726825]

>>53726767
i sold to open a butterfly spread on SPX and used the credit to buy put debit spreads on SPY. it would have worked really well if we sold off this week. anyone know what to do about the debt? can this be negotiated?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53726832]

why yes I am all in on a TSLA short how could you tell

[Anonymous No.53726833]

>>53726798
a long 400p wouldn't make you -13k i smell bait

[Anonymous No.53726841]

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1625983221279125504
TSLA to the moon amerite

[Anonymous No.53726847]

>>53726825
How do you negotiate stupidity?

[Anonymous No.53726850]

>>53726704
I wouldn't be surprised to see CDs offering more than Treasurys.
But yes, Treasurys have some advantages over CDs: you can sell them whenever you want (no lock-up period) and you won't pay state or local taxes on your gains.

[Anonymous No.53726868]

>>53726808
my ID has me wanting to buy

[Anonymous No.53726872]

>>53726808
Uh yeah don’t do that anon. It’s just money.

[Anonymous No.53726873]

>>53726841
Can I sick the SEC on the president?

[Anonymous No.53726875]

>>53726683
Should I just give up on life and go join the Ukrainian foreign legion and get killed in a tank shelling? The only thing keeping me here is $260k in liquid assets

[Anonymous No.53726880]

>>53726675
the broker is just gonna close your account and write it off most likely, but your credit score will take a hit 90% sure

[Anonymous No.53726883]

>>53726833
its not a long 400p its just what the position needs by friday

[Anonymous No.53726887]

>>53726841
Holy crap
Bears are going to rope

[Anonymous No.53726888]

>>53726704
I keep a laddered CD and laddered bonds. Just curious if I should lock in a 5% rung or wait a bit to add significantly more come April

[Anonymous No.53726893]

>>53726832
Based and cheers to you as well, fellow tesla hater

[Anonymous No.53726898]

>>53726825
Both of those are defined risk. What really happened here?

[Anonymous No.53726899]

The boomerfag Buffet was right about options wasn't he.

[Anonymous No.53726913]

>>53726899
hes always right
what did he say, by the way

[Anonymous No.53726918]

>>53726880
id rather pay it back then lose the credit score. you think i could do a payment plan and try to get it reduced?

[Anonymous No.53726921]

>>53726841
That doesn't seem THAT good for tesla, they're letting it be used for all EV vehicles. It's neutral+ at best.

[Anonymous No.53726928]

>>53726899
No one knows where this market is going so everyone is just taking pot shot lottery tickets at this point. Last years bear crab probably buck broken a lot of people.

[Anonymous No.53726932]

>>53726841
i don't even care what the tweet says. i just can't believe the president of the united fucking states has this little engagement on his account. random trump shitposts would get like 10x these easily

[Anonymous No.53726940]

>>53726918
Probably. The faster you message them the better btw! Should have done it on margin call day.

[Anonymous No.53726944]

>>53726899
You mean when he said derivatives were financial weapons of mass destruction?
Maybe he was right, but what can you do about it?

[Anonymous No.53726946]

>>53726888
That depends on the duration.

[Anonymous No.53726960]

>Jobs higher than expected
>Market doesn't crash
>Inflation higher than expected
>Market doesn't crash
>Retail sales higher than epected
>Market doesn't crash
Name one thing that could make this market crash.

[Anonymous No.53726961]

>>53726932
THE MOST POPULAR PRESIDENT IN HISTORY

[Anonymous No.53726967]

>>53726898
My account went under 2k so all my buying power went away. Then I called and asked them to fix it and then suddenly I had 17k in buying power, so I used it all on put debit spreads (idk man it seemed like it might work) you think I could say I never should have had this much buying power so it’s their fault?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53726983]

>>53725764
The reason you smoke pot is because you have shitty self esteem. If you actually respected your self you wouldn't need to pray to some kike from thousands of years ago to quit, you would just do it out of your own will and determination, faggot.

[Anonymous No.53726986]

Paid all my bills. Did up all my things at work I had to do during the morning. Ate a little ceaser's lunch combo for my lunch. Thought I was gonna have the big one for a second after I ate. But after a while it settled down. Then I took a nap.

[Anonymous No.53726987]

>>53726913
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaGa_HaP3gA

[Anonymous No.53726997]

>>53726932
Nobody voted for this nigger

[Anonymous No.53727002]

>>53726960
Le Cyber Pandemic

[Anonymous No.53727006]

Did poopy joe pump my soxl bag?

[Anonymous No.53727016]

>>53726986
Hi again, KO boomer. How long have you owned INTC?

[Anonymous No.53727019]

>>53726986
Do you work out regularly, Coke Boomer? Can't collect those pension bucks if you're six feet under!

[Anonymous No.53727032]

>>53726708
Did you at least get some lumber for it?

[Anonymous No.53727034]

>>53726073
I'm so fucking happy we're back to calling them dust storms instead of haboobs

[Anonymous No.53727048]

>>53726967
Wait
Outline your process for getting a free 17k step by step

[Anonymous No.53727058]

>>53726650
>>53726678
These are both true

[Anonymous No.53727073]

>>53726946
12 months.

[Anonymous No.53727075]

>>53726986
I had a KO zero for you today

[Anonymous No.53727086]

>>53726899
>half of all options expire in a week
What the absolute fuck. I hope the fed keeps raising rates until you betting fucks learn your lesson

[Anonymous No.53727088]

rough day today bobo?

can i tempt you with delicious nanner stock? might make you feel better.

[Anonymous No.53727089]

>>53726899
Yep pure gambling. I was listening to podcast with a quant guest today. His cope was that "sometimes you're right and can still lose money". Well how can you be right about your investment and lose. Basically gamblers pretending they know what they are doing.

[Anonymous No.53727111]

>>53727088
We're not going to tell people about that stock until we buy in tomorrow dingus.

[Anonymous No.53727114]

>>53727016
>>53727019
I've owned the stock since it dropped to sub 26. But yeah I do exercise each week.

[Anonymous No.53727120]

>>53726899
WELCOME TO THE CASINO. get your paycheck, pick a ticker, buy a ticket. its simple as that.

[Anonymous No.53727130]

i'm fighting the fed and im winning

[Anonymous No.53727131]

>>53726983
nothing wrong with asking for help when you need it, my brother in Christ

[Anonymous No.53727132]

>>53727048
so i sold an in the money credit spread in a 2k account which is the minimum for margin and spread trading on webull. the credit spread gave me 17k in credit to open and was a -16100 liability on my account. so when i called and asked that my buying power stay normal because the account was so close to 2k, they said sure and said something about a linking form and i think they gave me full portfolio margin. the ability to spend all my cash without regard to risk. so I had to take the risk it was my chance. should have sold another credit spread but i was too greedy. anyway, i turn 27 next week and im stuck living in my moms attic. this next week is going to be awful

[Anonymous No.53727136]

>>53726987
so basically he is saying options were a mistake

[Anonymous No.53727138]

>>53727086
>>53726899
the dollar value of options is kind of what matters though

although i agree that options should at least only be able to be written 1 week out. short terms add the opposite of liquidity too many spikes

[Anonymous No.53727143]

>>53727130
Go get 'em, kid. What strategy are you using?

[Anonymous No.53727149]

>>53727114
>owned the stock since it was 26
boy do I have news for you KO boomer

[Anonymous No.53727155]

>>53727073
Personally I think 1y should be trading at 5.2% right now. Recent trends make it clear that rate hikes must continue.
6m is still the sweet spot, worst case you just roll this summer and the yield holds at 5%. Best case the market collapses and you conveniently get cashed out just in time to buy some cheap shit before they stimulate the fuck out of everything and cause even more inflation.

[Anonymous No.53727157]

>>53726960
It won't crash it'll just crab for 3 years

[Anonymous No.53727169]

>>53727138
Is it possible this fucked up retarded market is because of the massive ocean of short term options? Like if all options are expiring in less than 7 days then yeah no shit its going to go fubar and be volatile as shit

[Anonymous No.53727176]

>>53726960
you forgot the largest war in 20 years lol
and a chinese trade war brewing

but yeah realistically only a nuke in ukraine could cause a 50% crash

[Anonymous No.53727187]

>>53727157
>>53727176
Well those go without saying. We already know the market doesn't care about war or the end of the world.

[Anonymous No.53727193]

>>53727169
depends what you mean by volatility, the intra day swings? Most definitely caused by 0DTE fuckery or at least heavily influenced. The overall market trend? Nah, they aren't going to be able to influence that much. The VIX doesnt even take into account 0DTE which is erroneously said here a lot

[Anonymous No.53727195]

>>53726314
Based Moo Mesa enjoyer

[Anonymous No.53727196]

>>53727169
>Is it possible this fucked up retarded market is because of the massive ocean of short term options?

Yes, since each contract = 100 underlying, and market makers have to buy/sell the underlying to remain delta neutral.

[Anonymous No.53727204]

>>53727176
Honestly I'm happy Russia is embarrassing itself cause it'll make everyone think twice about war in the future, as well as our allies being quicker to give aid, but damn what a disappointment.

[Anonymous No.53727206]

>>53727157
>stock picker and option writers paradise
Praise be the mighty crustacean!

[Anonymous No.53727211]

>>53726960
Some damned foolish thing in the Balkans.

[Anonymous No.53727230]

>>53727196
Is there a list of the most traded etfs? You can make some decent extra return just lending out your shares

[Anonymous No.53727251]

>futures

https://youtu.be/5Qxqz-0wJZ0

[Anonymous No.53727259]

>>53727230
>most traded etfs
https://etfdb.com/compare/volume/

[Anonymous No.53727315]

>>53725779
Why? Why is everything man panties now? What happened to normal boxers?
Manties?

[Anonymous No.53727320]

>>53727149
Kek, if the stock drops down to Jan 2009 levels (15ish) due to say a divvy cut or what have you, I'll just bag like crazy and go on. History shows what tends to happen later. (AMD was 2.00 a share once.Look at how that worked out)

[Anonymous No.53727341]

>>53727259
>4th place is the iShares emerging market
Thats kinda surprising

[Anonymous No.53727345]

>>53727315
we are fat now so underwear that hugs our thighs so we don't get friction rashes is necessary

[Anonymous No.53727352]

>>53727315
I also prefer boxer briefs

[Anonymous No.53727356]

oh dear, even normies are getting scared kek

https://youtu.be/pX08IVS9vzw

[Anonymous No.53727365]

>>53726708
Lmfao pls be real.

[Anonymous No.53727377]

>>53726225
>Bottom
WTF are you taking about? It's up. An I retarded or are you? Someone explain!

[Anonymous No.53727380]

>>53727356
bottom signal

[Anonymous No.53727401]

> futures

[Anonymous No.53727415]

>>53727356
>normalfags in utter euphoria: top signal
>normalfags in pants shitting fear: bottom signal
simple. as.

[Anonymous No.53727434]

>>53727365
I dont think it's real. He probably had one leg assigned and all it takes is to close another leg to cover it.

[Anonymous No.53727437]

>>53727377

>it looks like it HAS found a bottom
>HAS FOUND
no
>IS AT THE BOTTOM

Cmon anon. It means the stock has found support and should be safe to buy now.

[Anonymous No.53727438]

>>53727356
kek retail

[Anonymous No.53727439]

>>53727155
Right on. Cheers

[Anonymous No.53727443]

buddy look at cryptocurrency computer

[Anonymous No.53727447]

>>53727437
Minor type, meant to say not instead of no

[Anonymous No.53727463]

>>53727438
bullish because retail can’t slurp the cheapies

[Anonymous No.53727469]

>>53727434
>>53727365
Also there's different types of margin, pic related. Some of mine is negative margin, but it's fine because the other margin covers the negative side and I am not in margin call.

[Anonymous No.53727473]

>>53727438
>personal savings rate that rivals the great depression
Nani the fuck

[Anonymous No.53727479]

>>53727463
retail has no money left to slurp anything. They had to spend their lifetime savings on margin calls during 2022

[Anonymous No.53727483]

>>53727443
don't get hooked

[Anonymous No.53727484]

>>53727473
iPhones must be consumed.

[Anonymous No.53727490]

>>53727443
Sorry I don't invest in tulips

[Anonymous No.53727500]

>>53727401
>Presents

[Anonymous No.53727501]

BBBY FTD data is out....holy smokes. It's like 10x worse than the pump to $30 last August.

[Anonymous No.53727506]

how do I invest in AI replacing all of the jobs for literally everyone in the next 10 years? who needs a pozzed woke therapist when i can just talk to this fucking thing?

[Anonymous No.53727513]

>>53727032
Does anyone have the image where Taylor Swift posted on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.53727523]

>>53727501

[Anonymous No.53727524]

>>53727501
where do you find that cusip #

[Anonymous No.53727530]

>>53727513
Yep, I do.

[Anonymous No.53727558]

>>53727345
Lol, the only reason I just noticed is that I've been losing weight. I've finally dropped to the point I need new underwear. I've been wearing the underwear I grew out of on the way up for the last year.

Also, what should I tell my friend to buy to tie up his $4000 settlement before he figures out how to short. Just something that won't go up or to zero so he won't sell.

[Anonymous No.53727562]

>>53727473
I've seen quite a lot of guys on twitter, reddit, discord, etc. that are pretty fucking smart at finances and they've been screaming about the credit debt bubble for months now too.

I guess this is what the summer of 1929 felt like.

[Anonymous No.53727571]

>>53726708
why the fuck am i laughing so hard? also:

>futures

[Anonymous No.53727585]

>>53727501
> 1 pbtid
Everyone I know shorted BBBY. Your containment thread is cute but let's be honest, buying 100 shares and holding won't change anything kek

[Anonymous No.53727588]

>>53727530

[Anonymous No.53727600]

>>53727500
ugh, why did you post that? Cute feet in stockings are my kryptonite!

[Anonymous No.53727601]

So anyone seen this soft landing guy yet?

[Anonymous No.53727610]

>>53727437
I'm new. What makes this safe? Seems to me it can still go down.

[Anonymous No.53727613]

>>53727506
You don't. The best bet is to buy microsoft or some other company that will acquire the private companies like openAI.

Private equity will be acquiring all promising ones before you even get to sniff a single dollar.

[Anonymous No.53727614]

>>53726601
Line go up

[Anonymous No.53727630]

What do you call this intraday pattern?

[Anonymous No.53727631]

>>53727587
>>53727587
>>53727587

[Anonymous No.53727632]

>>53727558
If you are a cunt and want him to hold something flat while the market recovers from whatever we have been doing the last couple of years MO

[Anonymous No.53727633]

>>53727610
Revenue and Financials improving, stock market no longer dumping, 13fs showing well known people buying in, etc.
I'm not gonna shill it beyond that, its not my job to do research for you.

[Anonymous No.53727640]

>>53727601
A soft landing just flew into my house, softly.

[Anonymous No.53727648]

>>53727631
Dumbass

[Anonymous No.53727659]

>>53727631

[Anonymous No.53727667]

>>53727571
the worst part is that it said "Safe" until the margin calls came in

[Anonymous No.53727675]

>>53727631
Way too early, bad baker

[Anonymous No.53727690]

>get laid off
>market pumps

[Anonymous No.53727714]

>>53727690
I need you jobless hobos to gang up and crash the real estate market. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.53727718]

>>53727690
> get laid off due to difficult market conditions
> company reports record earnings

[Anonymous No.53727725]

>>53727667
so what exactly happened, did you get assigned, did one of your legs trick the broker into accepting the order?

you said it was a debit put spread so you sold a put below 4100 and bought a put at 4100? I fail to see how you can go negative by that much since your risk should be defined

[Anonymous No.53727754]

>>53727690
yes. JPow needs those unemployment numbers up so the market pumps. literally you getting laid off makes the markets go up.

maybe you can be a burger flipper.

[Anonymous No.53727767]

>>53727725
Never mind he bought it on margin he didnt have and now he's super negative because the spread lost money, it had nothing to do with uncapped risk he just used money he didn't have

[Anonymous No.53727775]

>>53727631
retard

[Anonymous No.53727802]

>>53727690
>duality of the wagie

like pottery

[Anonymous No.53727840]

>>53726708
and I was stressed out about my gamble puts this morning going from worth 60$ yesterday to 90$ before selling this morning at $65.

[Anonymous No.53727849]

>>53726708
lol someone played with options. should just have bought tsla stock :)

[Anonymous No.53727865]

>>53727675
sauce?

[Anonymous No.53727868]

>energy dumps because recession
>stock market pumps because no recession, soft landing
love this meme

[Anonymous No.53727875]

>>53727438
The few articles I find on this all try to play it down
seems fishy on their part and scary for us

[Anonymous No.53727903]

>>53727875
When will the government just make the middle class illegal already?

[Anonymous No.53727930]

>>53727875
I was posting about it since the middle of last year. In my opinion it supports generational bottom thesis.
For the next decade retail will wageslave just to lose their lifesavings again during market euphoria and wake up (margin) call that follows.

[Anonymous No.53727968]

>>53726708
How retarded do you have to be to pull this off bro. I turned 700 into 4k in 2 weeks. Literally what the fuck, how do you do this

[Anonymous No.53727997]

I've never had love

[Anonymous No.53727996]

>>53727849
If he just bought and sold calls and puts instead of trying to be intellectual and doing whatever he did. He would've been fine doing options

[Anonymous No.53728078]

>>53727930
Inflation will continue ticking forcing the fed to keep rates high and for longer to prevent wage demand spiraling which will torch the savers. Eventually this will reach a critical breaking point and the breakdown begins or the fed gets tired of the waiting game and drops the nuke on the market and tells them to suck it up.

[Anonymous No.53728123]

everyone already migrated to the new (fraudulent) thread

[Anonymous No.53728128]

What the fuck I was in the SUPER early bake. I'm too stoned for this shit.

[Anonymous No.53728139]

>>53726261
Who is this grown man who is a biological male?

[Anonymous No.53728154]

I wish Timna would marry me
https://youtu.be/zu1Yrha3paU
Well I'm off to bed, gnight lads

>>53728078
I trust Powell and the team will do what's best for America longterm. If killing middle class for the next few years is part of it, then I think I'm ready for that sacrifice.

[Anonymous No.53728159]

>>53726645
Yhivi
You're welcome

[Anonymous No.53728163]

>>53728123
Frauds get the DICK first

[Anonymous No.53728184]

>wasting time on fiat boomer paper instead of bitcoin
Why do you Boomers do this?

[Anonymous No.53728192]

>>53725779
You fucking pansy.

[Anonymous No.53728235]

>>53727997
idk why but this shit is so fucking fun to me.

[Anonymous No.53728267]

Who are the billionaires buying dole?

[Anonymous No.53728330]

>>53728235
But what does DAN have to say? That fucker owes me money.

[Anonymous No.53728387]

>>53727868
Energy is dumping because it got manipulated all to shit with muh war nonsense last year

[Anonymous No.53728392]

>>53727675
SOURCE PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU

[Anonymous No.53728396]

Anyway:
>Futures

[Anonymous No.53728410]

>>53728392
>>53727865
/smg/

[Anonymous No.53728441]

>>53728387
My VPU is doing just fine.

[Anonymous No.53728455]

>fighting the fed
he doesn't know that Jay was golden gloves at georgetown prep. he even knocked out the negro champ black betty.

[Anonymous No.53728456]

>>53725727
word must have gotten out about ppi tomorrow. must be pretty good.

[Anonymous No.53728459]

DOLE only has a $1 billion market cap. Can someone make this the next meme stock for me.

[Anonymous No.53728486]

>>53728459

[Anonymous No.53728493]

>>53728459
United Fruit is back to installing puppet governments.

[Anonymous No.53728506]

shake, shake, shake senora
shake it all the time
work, work, work senora

[Anonymous No.53728508]

$Tsla gang, how we holding up?
in @ $185 and it feels good

[Anonymous No.53728513]

>>53728486
Those articles are from when it freshly IPOd a few years ago. Management is reducing debt and earnings is in a month.

[Anonymous No.53728524]

when does RH release 1099 csv?

[Anonymous No.53728551]

uhh what did Target mean by this?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53728558]

>>53726832
Last time I did that I lost close to a quarter million bro. Cheers!

[Anonymous No.53728568]

Bearish for MSFT?

https://www.zerohedge.com/technology/microsofts-bing-ai-chatbot-starts-threatening-people

[Anonymous No.53728575]

>>53726832
>6head coming

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53728578]

>>53728568
I dunno we've already opened pandoras box. Fuck it right, buy more.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53728592]

>>53728568
Wait who's researched into ai systems involving economics and monetary supplies revolving around fiat currencies?

[Anonymous No.53728607]

>>53726987
that fucking belle's palsy crosseyed motherfucking boomer pos. i can't stand looking at him.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53728609]

>>53728578
>>53728592
I'm concerned who is doing this, and how to invest into it, but at the same time you and I are both living it. Which is why I really want to know and join that team first.

[Anonymous No.53728612]

>>53728551
stop being so antisemitic holy shit fuck

[Anonymous No.53728650]

>>53728459

I have memes ready to go but only after I buy tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.53728651]

>>53728607
Nooen gives a fuck about your retarded opinion

[Anonymous No.53728659]

>>53728650
Excellent. I’ve missed every single meme stock but I’ve been accumulating DOLE for a few months now.

[Anonymous No.53728663]

>>53728508
fuck ya'll broke ass niggas, see you guys @ $300/share.

[Anonymous No.53728680]

>>53728235
INFPs will be the ones to break AI with their masterful guilt trips.

[Anonymous No.53728706]

When is the next FOMC?

[Anonymous No.53728727]

So DOLE owns its own ships and apparently then ship peoples cars too on those ships. Is there anywhere that breaks down how much they are making with their commercial shipping

[Anonymous No.53728748]

>>53728706
When is the next FOMC *please*?

[Anonymous No.53728770]

>>53728706
that's impossible to know

[Anonymous No.53728800]

>>53726338
Pimco? No idea who else would offer

[Anonymous No.53728802]

migrate
>>53727587
>>53727587
>>53727587

[Anonymous No.53728809]

>>53728568
>zerohedge
just globally filter that site via your net notepad thing, it's trash

[Anonymous No.53728814]

>>53727767
You can't buy options on margin

[Anonymous No.53728850]

>>53727968
So have I bro

[Anonymous No.53728990]

>>53727601
>soft landing
Achieved!

[Anonymous No.53730149]

In hindsight I feel kinda retarded for not buying the TSLA dip. I've been seeing more and more of their cars on the street every day.