/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.53722130]

2 years ago I tricked a bunch of people into thinking NEE was a clean energy growth stock when it’s actually a dividend stock edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53722146]

https://youtu.be/nTIDEsf4Vuc
I have the best aesthetic sense of anyone here
Also what Vidya do you faggots play

[Anonymous No.53722151]

And just like that, I'm in the black today.

[Anonymous No.53722154]

>>53722130
FRIST

[Anonymous No.53722157]

Hi!

[Anonymous No.53722161]

I farted a minute ago and it smelled suspiciously bad. So bad I thought I better go wipe just to be safe. There was in fact poopy on the toilet paper after wiping.

[Anonymous No.53722168]

Dan has made me a baggie

[Anonymous No.53722170]

Long SHOP
Short ROKU

[Anonymous No.53722172]

>>53722146
Microsoft Flight Simulator.

[Anonymous No.53722176]

The more I get into stocks and crypto, the less I care about women and cooming. What is this?

[Anonymous No.53722180]

>>53722120
>Sure they will eventually be able to be used to shuttle people up to space
Bro you do know that we've been using Dragon to send people to the ISS for years, right?

[Anonymous No.53722181]

>fake rally losing steam over the last few days
>awful economic data continues to come out
>abysmal volume crab day
You know what this means, right mumu? :)

[Anonymous No.53722190]

>>53722157
dont worry, be happy!

[Anonymous No.53722195]

THREAD THEME https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Pw4t_Falo

[Anonymous No.53722201]

>>53722146
I last played Pokemon but haven't beaten it

[Anonymous No.53722205]

>no one knows who I am from the last thread

[Anonymous No.53722207]

>>53722172
Based flight simmer. I bought the viper a few months ago, best 50 bucks I ever dropped on any vidya DLC, thinking on expanding with the f35 soon. Whats your style of play?

[Anonymous No.53722208]

>>53722195
Uh, Captain, it's Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.53722211]

>>53722181
Don't even really need that, each time the market tries to break out it fails and falls a little lower. This time or the next it'll fail completely and fall 20%.

[Anonymous No.53722212]

>>53722146
I'm currently playing Mcdonald's treasure land adventure for the sega genesis. Surprisingly both the NES and Sega mcdonald's games are kino. Best fast food sandwich. Long MCD

[Anonymous No.53722215]

Yeah, I'm still not buying.

[Anonymous No.53722216]

bobos who unironically put their faith in and invested their life savings on the ramblings of a modified jeet AI are possibly the dumbest motherfuckers on the planet, like what the fuck went through your stupid heads?

[Anonymous No.53722219]

>>53722208
AIs aren't so great with dates.

[Anonymous No.53722220]

>>53722176
The path to enlightenment

[Anonymous No.53722228]

>>53722205
you are the retarded frog poster

[Anonymous No.53722233]

>>53722207
Civboomer to the max.

[Anonymous No.53722232]

>>53722172
I had this on PC in the 90’s, joystick and everything

[Anonymous No.53722237]

>>53722176
You are becoming obese from non-activity and this impacts testosterone negatively.

[Anonymous No.53722238]

>>53722146
crusader kings 3
transport fever 2
against the storm

[Anonymous No.53722240]

>>53722172
lmao dis nigga flying on Mars

[Anonymous No.53722239]

>>53722216
In DAN we trust.

[Anonymous No.53722242]

>>53722205
that's the best part, anon. imagine if people knew I was the PRTY shill?

[Anonymous No.53722245]

>>53722146
I think about playing games, I don't actually get around to playing them. Also, play Shining Force 2 and the Golden Sun games if you haven't yet nigger

[Anonymous No.53722247]

Feels like not even nuclear war will bring the stock market down, they will just ”look forward” and buy the dip

[Anonymous No.53722249]

>>53722130
Anons your participation needed, post opinions and habbenings

Global Hyperinflation General /GHG/ >>>/pol/416308071

[Anonymous No.53722254]

bobros im ruined . i have no money left , i want to short again but I CANT

[Anonymous No.53722260]

Hey, ELON! Have you considered Solar Powered Cruise Ships?
Someone needs to bail out Carnival and Norwegian. Can't get cocaine into the US without em.

[Anonymous No.53722269]

buddy look at spy computer!

[Anonymous No.53722273]

>>53722247
Possibility of nuclear warfare has been priced in since last year, that shit is old news

[Anonymous No.53722277]

this feels exactly like the endless crab before the dump last summer

[Anonymous No.53722279]

>>53722269

[Anonymous No.53722282]

>>53722232
What's fucked up is Garmin's instruments now look like the MSFS from then. So the new MSFS is like recursive n sheeitt.

[Anonymous No.53722285]

I read some value stock blog and picked a few random stocks to invest in. One was AMCX and it's pumping now. I'm basically Warren Buffay

[Anonymous No.53722291]

>>53722273
It’s been priced in since the 60’s

[Anonymous No.53722297]

>>53722130
I used to work for a division of this company

[Anonymous No.53722300]

Accept it into your hearts: crabbing feels good

[Anonymous No.53722301]

>>53722277
Nice digits

[Anonymous No.53722302]

Are you in this image?

[Anonymous No.53722306]

>>53722297
FPL?

[Anonymous No.53722307]

Oh god, no, Biden is going to speak on US economy.

>Remember who we are
>We are the united STAAAAAAAAAAATES of AMMMMMERRRRRRICA
>WE CAN DO ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.53722314]

>Reddit aims for IPO in second half of 2023

[Anonymous No.53722316]

>>53722300
>crabs in the pants of a skanky cougar
Pajeet, we gotta have a chat.

[Anonymous No.53722321]

>>53722306
no. think Texas

[Anonymous No.53722324]

>>53722307
>The MAGA Republicans reeee
>white people bad
>WE STAND FOR UNITY

[Anonymous No.53722326]

>>53722307
>2:30 PM ET President Biden Delivers Remarks on the Economy - President Biden delivers remarks on the progress we are making building an economy from the bottom up and the middle out

he's gonna pump our bags bullbros!

[Anonymous No.53722327]

>>53722216
Never disrespect DAN you nigger

[Anonymous No.53722330]

>>53722302
No...

[Anonymous No.53722334]

>>53722321
They bought some water treatment plants in texas iirc.

[Anonymous No.53722337]

>>53722326
>bottom up and the middle out

[Anonymous No.53722338]

I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth, banks are going bust, shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's nobody anywhere who seems to know what to do, and there's no end to it.

[Anonymous No.53722342]

>>53722314
Is there anyone left that they haven't perma banned already? They'll do it for misgendering someone.

[Anonymous No.53722343]

The retarded niggers in the last thread have no clue about nuclear rocket tech.

Most details are classified to shit but you can find a lot about current projects by googling NTR (nuclear thermal rocket) projects.

We've been using them in real fucking spaceships since the 70s and Elon, like NASA, is just a frontman for boring surveillance type activities rather than actual cutting edge scientific and military space endeavors.

If Elon has been allowed into the nuclear rocketry club, he sure doesn't say anything about it. But it's a real club and you dipshits don't know a damn thing about it.

[Anonymous No.53722345]

>>53722307
Biden killed inflation and started the golden bullrun

[Anonymous No.53722348]

>>53722314
Will Reddit be a reddit stock?

[Anonymous No.53722350]

>>53722130
I am so fucking tired of this market.

[Anonymous No.53722353]

>>53722282
I just realized they’ve been doing flight simulator for 40 years now. I had the Windows 95 version. God I miss the 90’s...

[Anonymous No.53722354]

>>53722326
wait, is he speaking today? i'll buy INTC calls because that motherfucker loves to name drop them like its his job.

[Anonymous No.53722356]

>>53722314
Unusable website, only good for niche topics if at all

[Anonymous No.53722361]

>>53722334
they buy a lot of things. pays to own the largest utility in the country

[Anonymous No.53722363]

Okay, SPY can go down now

[Anonymous No.53722365]

>>53722348
With the amount of bots on it, it will be an unofficial chink stock

[Anonymous No.53722371]

>>53722343
Yup, uh huh, sure thing Grampa. America is number 1. We've got aces up our sleeves that the Soviets wouldn't believe. Yup.

Here, I got you that warm milk you like just in time for your afternoon nap :)

[Anonymous No.53722376]

>>53722343
Hey howabout you suck my SKYT dick?
It’s a bio rocket

[Anonymous No.53722380]

>>53722361
Yep I’m never selling my NEE. That yearly dividend increase is just too sweet

[Anonymous No.53722393]

>>53722365
>CCP quietly takes over
>Loads it with TikTok-level coomer shit to undermine dems and America
Uh, based?

[Anonymous No.53722395]

US stocks are up today, sure, fine, whatever.

[Anonymous No.53722398]

>>53722307
campaign speeches by a guy in a diaper who can barely comprehend the speech he's reading, poorly.
on the happening scale, 0.5 out of 10.

[Anonymous No.53722399]

>>53722343
I googled NTR and all I get is old fat bald horny japanese dudes wtf

[Anonymous No.53722401]

>>53722302
And how

[Anonymous No.53722404]

>Polestar reaching sub-$5.00
Another chink stock in everything but name.

[Anonymous No.53722406]

are we getting liftoff??

[Anonymous No.53722408]

after biden speaks power hour is going to make bobos rope

[Anonymous No.53722409]

>>53722353
They actually put out a 40th anniversary update with a bunch of cool content, including meme historical aircraft such as this huge bitch.
>I do, too, anon. I do too.

[Anonymous No.53722418]

>>53722302
It's missing proper DXY representation.

[Anonymous No.53722427]

>>53722395
And the FTSE hit an ATH today even though bongland is a dead economy that doesn‘t have anything going for it besides two banks and some soccer clubs.

[Anonymous No.53722430]

You did buy the generational bottom in october right anon?

[Anonymous No.53722438]

SURE IS GETTING EXUBERANT IN HERE

[Anonymous No.53722439]

Why didn't I fomo into COIN this morning?

[Anonymous No.53722445]

>>53722338
>things are bad
Not for me
>It's a depression
No it's not
>Everybody's out of work
Not true, look at jobs numbers lowest unemployment in decades
>Dollar buys a nickels worth
Soft landing, not even close
>BAnks are going bust
Name one
>Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter
Yeah, maybe racist NRA gun nuts
>You're last incoherent sentence
Take your meds

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722446]

>>53722408
Biden is going to draw a red line in the sand and China is going to cross it, and then we'll be sending the zoomers out to the south china sea within another 2 more weeks.

[Anonymous No.53722455]

>>53722427
>some soccer clubs
Is MANU worth buying on those takeover rumors? Or will soccer hooligans drive off those Pakis?

[Anonymous No.53722467]

>>53722445
It‘s a movie quote from the 70s, dumbass.
Credit Suisse went bust like a week ago btw while real GDP is shrinking.

[Anonymous No.53722468]

I'm about to quit my job without a backup and live off savings for a couple months. If the market crashes, I guess I won't have as much capital to actually take advantage. Well, it can't be helped now.

[Anonymous No.53722469]

THERE WILL BE NO CRASH. THE BOTTOM WAS 3490. THE MIXED ECONOMIC PICTURE IS WHAT A SOFT LANDING LOOKS LIKE. EVERY DOOMER BOBO PREDICTION HAS FAILED. WE ARE 13 MONTHS IN THE BEAR MARKET AND ONLY DOWN -13%. PUT DOWN THE SCHIZO KOOLAID.

[Anonymous No.53722474]

>>53722338
Based Network enjoyer being mad as hell and not taking it any more.

[Anonymous No.53722475]

>>53722446
cool, war always pumps GDP which will in turn decrease inflation, if zoomers have to die so I can make it so be it, i'll be back home supporting the war effort by fucking all the zoomettes due to the cock shortage stateside

[Anonymous No.53722476]

>>53722468
>quit my job without a backup
That's it. We're going 50bps next month.

[Anonymous No.53722477]

>>53722371
These spaceships aren't all that useful from a military perspective. They are more for gaining valuable scientific intelligence from the solar system and potentially to destroy enemy satellites, but theyre not really meant to be bombers or anything like that really.

It's not about the soviets, regardless.

You sound like a glownigger trying to keep this tech covered up.

[Anonymous No.53722480]

>>53722468
You can quit your job. You have an extensive portfolio of dividend aristocrats right?

[Anonymous No.53722481]

STOP FUCKING SLURPING HOLY SHIT LET IT DIE
>>53722468
>quit my job without a backup
Not recommended.

[Anonymous No.53722489]

>>53722455
I don‘t know man seems plenty poomped to me already. I wouldn‘t buy it.
But always do the opposite of what /biz/ says, or so they sayS

[Anonymous No.53722494]

Post AI waifus to pump semis

[Anonymous No.53722497]

>>53722467
I know it is retard it was a meme

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722504]

>>53722455
Maybe if they started branching off into real sports like Baseball, Football but if they're just going to stay as a small football franchise in some pakistani colony, I don't think it's worth the investment. Hell they might be able to field a cricket team, but nah, they're pretty fucked.;

[Anonymous No.53722505]

>>53722476
THE datum Jerome was waiting for, was that guy.
Only, it's true. He did it to me too.
Some day Mr. Powell, some day.

[Anonymous No.53722510]

>>53722475
>war always pumps GDP which will in turn decrease inflation
Based retard. Enjoy your debt crisis and hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.53722521]

Ok guys so apparently Devon missed earnings yesterday because it‘s overexposed to some basin in Wisconsin or some other shithole where there was extreme weather or something.
Now, Marathon on the other hand, isn‘t heavily exposed to that basin at all. Most of their operations are much further south.
This is why I issue a BUY BUY BUY on Marathon Oil.

[Anonymous No.53722522]

>>53722477
*You* sound like a glownigger thinking the US has some secret, trump card, ultra powerful rockets. The best spooky space tech is, like, the X-37 and that's an ancient piece of crap.

Every other spook sat is thrown in a Falcon cargo bay.

[Anonymous No.53722523]

>>53722130
NEE owners are patrician
Owners of the most successful utility company as well as the largest renewable energy company in the world
Excellent choice anon, enjoy your patrician gains

[Anonymous No.53722527]

I have started to accumulate WTRG in response to the ohio chemical spill debacle.

[Anonymous No.53722529]

>>53722494
>the peak of nog culture according to hoteps is a cross between an Iron Maiden and an Earth Wind and Fire album cover
lmao

[Anonymous No.53722530]

>>53722504
I thought they were all money launder fronts?
You mean to tell that these are actually businesses, and people try to make a living selling drinks and baked grain goods to drunkards who need a vicarious feeling of success?

[Anonymous No.53722531]

>>53722477
Once we found out that Mars was nuked by enormous fucking nuclear weapons, the real need for fast intelligence gathering in space became apparent.

Also, the revelations from such info gathering would need to be suppressed to preserve our technological advantage.

[Anonymous No.53722536]

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

[Anonymous No.53722537]

W T F W T

[Anonymous No.53722545]

>>53722537

[Anonymous No.53722555]

bobros....

[Anonymous No.53722558]

getting real tired of these reversals you crab bastards

[Anonymous No.53722559]

[Anonymous No.53722562]

>>53722468
>live off savings for a couple months
I said the exact same. 2.5 years later and I'm still a neet

[Anonymous No.53722564]

>>53722523
I’m also an FPL customer. I drive by picrel on my way to work everyday. But yea I’m stacking NEE in my Roth. Pretty exciting stuff that they’re trying to become a huge water utility too. They bought some water treatment plants and wastewater plants in texas and are in the process of buying some in Pennsylvania.

[Anonymous No.53722563]

we're blasting off again

[Anonymous No.53722568]

>>53722527
But... won't they have to spend a fortune cleaning up all that water?

[Anonymous No.53722570]

>>53722480
>>53722481
I have $40K in JEPI and $10K for daytrading, $65K in the bank. I made three hundred bucks daytrading last week but that's not real money, I'm just gonna burn some cash. Did the numbers, it'll last me a while. This current position is pretty much over.
>Job lays me off, but gives me a couple months to find a new position inside the company
>Friend refers me to new position
>New position is doing the absolute worst shit possible
>Friend quits immediately
>I've stuck it out for about a month
>It's been nothing but training while we wait for the first real assignment
>I have not paid attention to any of the training
I couldn't care less about this job, and literally sitting there being useless is a lot more stressful than I expected. It's going to be over anyway when they inevitably ask me to do some proper work. And it's 64 out today in February and I'm stuck indoors. Fuck this job.

[Anonymous No.53722571]

you can just laugh at this point how retarded the market is

[Anonymous No.53722572]

>>53722536
Especially dividends that are raised yearly. My aristocrat portfolio is so comfortable.

[Anonymous No.53722577]

>>53722531
Yes, this video is related to your comment.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yaqUI4b974
ARKX

[Anonymous No.53722583]

Told you 34.1k DOW end of day. Not far away.

[Anonymous No.53722588]

>>53722571
PRICED
IN

[Anonymous No.53722594]

>>53722529
It’s also based on Egypt, which was made by Egyptians, who were not Black.

[Anonymous No.53722600]

>>53722570
You need to leave all that invested and reinvest all dividends. Get an easy part time job to cover living expenses.

[Anonymous No.53722603]

WTF OIL

[Anonymous No.53722606]

Still not buying.
>>53722494
Slavic animated doll plz

[Anonymous No.53722614]

>>53722571
Sorry you missed out buddy, maybe next decade

[Anonymous No.53722615]

wonder who's manipulating vix

[Anonymous No.53722616]

Fat dump incoming. You better have had sold.

[Anonymous No.53722621]

>>53722571
>could it be me who is wrong?
>no it's the market that's retarded, not me

[Anonymous No.53722624]

>>53722522
It's not a fucking super advantage in war to have a half dozen space ships which can get to Mars in a day and a half.

The only real benefit would be in knocking out enemy satellites, which, while valuable, is something that can be done with non nuclear powered craft quite easily.

Our nuclear spaceships can respond to signals and investigate interplanetary objects very quickly and that is why they are valuable.

[Anonymous No.53722631]

>>53722616
Not on poopy Joe's watch

[Anonymous No.53722634]

>>53722536
>>53722572
>TLSA does a +100% in a month
>meanwhile you get 0.38 cent of dividend a share on Nippon Steel, Chevron, and whatever other divvy stocks you can think of, effectively meaning you have to put in 600k to make a measly $1500 a month (worth two eggs and an apple post inflation)
Yeah… woohoo…

[Anonymous No.53722635]

>>53722616
I wrote a script that disables my Sell button until I have a wife and kids and we're ready to buy a house!

[Anonymous No.53722636]

Roku and Roblox earnings will be released after markets close. Both are pumping right now. Does that mean earnings are going to be good or bad?
t. retard

[Anonymous No.53722646]

UH HOW CAN IT PUMP ON LITERALLY NO NEWS

[Anonymous No.53722657]

>>53722571
Ummmmm we had like AN ENTIRE YEAR OF SELLING bobo, I think it's our turn to go back up again ok :)

What's that? We already had a decade long bullrun? Ummmm don;t care stocks only go up thanks :)

[Anonymous No.53722659]

>>53722635
Kek

[Anonymous No.53722661]

>>53722634
>just predict when a stock will 100% bro. >Forget that Tesla is still down 26% on the year
kek baggie

[Anonymous No.53722665]

>>53722621
I just need to check the bond market to see where this is going

[Anonymous No.53722666]

>>53722568
They will pass the savings onto their customers and hopefully government contracts

[Anonymous No.53722681]

>>53722666
Well that doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about wastewater treatment to argue with you, Satan.

[Anonymous No.53722682]

my MARA doin a lil something

[Anonymous No.53722683]

>>53722600
Yeah you're right. I was planning to have already have all my savings in $JEPI by now for the massive meme divvies, but bobos scared me away off dump fears. So I've been putting in just $10K a month from savings to JEPI. Gonna change things if I need liquidity for rent payments. I'd love to work a part time job but need $60K a year to keep up with my current rate of expenses (paying back home with massive New York Taxes.) Obviously I'm a fuckup who temporarily stumbled into a minor nest egg, so all advice here is much appreciated.

[Anonymous No.53722684]

>>53722636
It means the market is in its retarded euphoria stage right now and nobody knows wtf will happen past the bell.
HOWEVER consumer sales spending unexpectedly increased, which is bullish for shopify.

[Anonymous No.53722688]

>down to $11k 14 days ago
>up to $18k 7 days ago
>back to $11k today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722692]

>>53722531
>Once we found out that Mars was nuked by enormous fucking nuclear weapons,
I dunno, it is possible that the Xenon 129 we find on mars was the result of a large meteor impacting the planet after it had cooled and lost most of its geological activity resulting in the fallout pattern we see today as well as the planet's moon. However, if you want to go to the looney bin and claim aliens nuked mars, we can go there too idgaf.

[Anonymous No.53722696]

>>53722682
You gotta love how crypto barts up or down out of nowhere, on zero fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.53722698]

>>53722665
you are operating under outdated paradigms, you're the ultimate boomer investor and you don't even know it

[Anonymous No.53722700]

>>53722494
>imagine what we have been
Better swimmers and not afraid of water?

[Anonymous No.53722701]

>>53722688
>no stop loss or profit target when up

baka

[Anonymous No.53722708]

looks like I can delay getting another job for another month.

[Anonymous No.53722711]

>>53722701
one day i'll obey my stops
one day...

[Anonymous No.53722712]

>>53722572
dividend ports are pretty comfy

>>53722634
you forget that the ones i invest in raise their dividend annually, average is 7% for my divvy portfolio, outpacing inflation, especially when it will be back at 2% in a few years. couple that with DRIP and new $ and you got a recipe for long term, comfy investment strategy

[Anonymous No.53722716]

>>53722564
I am also an FPL enjoyer.
The balance sheet is strong, the divvie is strong, growth in both the regulated and unregulated business is extraordinary. NEE owners are truly masters of the universe.

[Anonymous No.53722723]

>>53722700
The skull is hollow? Wtf?

[Anonymous No.53722724]

>>53722708
forgot my wagie image.

[Anonymous No.53722725]

>>53722646
It looks like a distribution pattern. I hope it's that.

[Anonymous No.53722726]

>We have become Japan

[Anonymous No.53722734]

>>53722665
If the bond market is so smart, then why did it get utterly raped last year?

>"The Fed follows US!"
>Prices in 3 rate hikes for 2022
>Gets hit with 17
>Loses 20% in a year

[Anonymous No.53722735]

BOIL bros WTF was that?

[Anonymous No.53722747]

>>53722726
>they thought the 40+ year nikkei market was a joke
>thinking there is a difference in market with japan being a small island over the US

[Anonymous No.53722751]

>>53722725
TA is a Rorschach test.

[Anonymous No.53722754]

>>53722696
idk makes sense to me. i'm expecting $9 minimum before first big pullback, then it should ultimately reach $17 minimum. maybe you can FOMO in when it pulls back to $7 :^)

[Anonymous No.53722764]

>>53722735
Massive inventory build means we're just going to burn barrels of crude for heat instead of natural gas.

[Anonymous No.53722769]

>>53722698
>it's a new paradigm
oh dear.
>>53722646
he's really proud of that. nice flex.

[Anonymous No.53722770]

>>53722734
bond price down = yield up
we moved from 4% to 4.7% on the 2Y within the last days, biggest divergence between stock market and bonds since 2002
keep buying retard all is good

[Anonymous No.53722773]

>>53722712
People either don’t understand or underestimate a long term hold of a company that raises their dividend yearly.

[Anonymous No.53722780]

>>53722754
Oh I get halving cycles, liquidity impacts, energy costs vis a vis miners, etc. I just mean when you have some billionaire Chinaman gamble on it and the price spikes $1,000 at an arbitrary time.

[Anonymous No.53722791]

My Bitcoin and Litecoin stock doing a lil sum

[Anonymous No.53722795]

CPNG earnings next week i think, if you get in now, i think it will be 19 before earnings, and if earnings are good it will (maybe) go to 30+

[Anonymous No.53722796]

>>53722770
People won't buy your gross Boomer investment because rate hikes keep destroying their value. And the moment the GOP folds on the debt ceiling, your long bonds will also get heemed.

Treasuries are no longer the risk-free rate, therefore they do not pull equities.

[Anonymous No.53722807]

I have shorted since early january, the stock market OWES ME to go down at least 5%

[Anonymous No.53722814]

>>53722780
oh true. that's what moves the market tho so god bless them for it

[Anonymous No.53722815]

Are there maps for the constituents of specific ETFs like this map? Would be nice to see on a given day what pumps DIA, IWM, ARKK or SOXX.

[Anonymous No.53722825]

>>53722807
something market something irrational something longer something something solvent

[Anonymous No.53722844]

>>53722692
Who knows who nuked it.

The problem is that a fast nuclear chain reaction would fizzle rather than producing the intended results if it was a meteor. Especially because the explosions did not take underground or at ground level.

I could see that maybe it would be possible if a meteor made of like 100% uranium slammed into the planet, you could see some sort of fast fission explosion, but that's not what we found.

There is no enormous crater. It was a few enormous airbursts. They were created by an intelligent being-potentially the ancestors of the white man.

[Anonymous No.53722849]

>>53722780
Liquidity impacts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3oItpVa9fs

[Anonymous No.53722852]

>>53722734

The bond market didn’t get “raped”, retard. It had to price in fed funds going from 0 to 5% in a year, as well as stickier inflation. The whole curve had to move up. It was completely correct for bonds to sell off, they got it right. And they told you equities were going to dump.

[Anonymous No.53722855]

How do I profit in a crab market

[Anonymous No.53722856]

>>53722723
Here’s his girlfriend

[Anonymous No.53722859]

>>53722855
buy
or sell

[Anonymous No.53722866]

>Enjoying some classic vidya vaping a little weed, it's hours before work
>get the dreaded work email notification on my computer
>It's from the owner of the company
>mandatory meeting with all staff at 6pm
>refuses to elaborate and he never holds meetings
Buzz is completely destroyed. This is the last fucking time I ever take a management position. I called my boss after to ask him what the fuck that was all about. He said we're basically getting too many complaints and they haven't been emailing us about them, they just been sent to the bosses of the account. We're so fucked. We're going to lose the account. I know my staff is shit, but I thought we were doing a lot better than this. I'll be free from this nightmare, but everyone involved besides me is going to be fucked.

[Anonymous No.53722873]

>>53722856
Deeply unsettling

[Anonymous No.53722885]

COINCHADS...WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53722884]

can we get some gains this year? how about a nice fat +25% in 2023

[Anonymous No.53722890]

>>53722852
>It had to price in fed funds going from 0 to 5% in a year, as well as stickier inflation.
Oh, so...it...followed the Fed. Doesn't sound all that smart then.

[Anonymous No.53722893]

>>53722723
black people have incredibly smaller brains on average and have a higher risk of their skulls caving in on itself than others

[Anonymous No.53722894]

>>53722751
ur mum is a rorschach test

[Anonymous No.53722900]

>>53722855
The retard answer is dividends

[Anonymous No.53722910]

>>53722764
Shouldn't that be priced in? Europe is way over-supplied with natty gas. How much more downward pressure can there be?

[Anonymous No.53722911]

>>53722894
There's a Freud joke in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.53722923]

>>53722910
>How much more downward pressure can there be?
Oh plenty. That's the fun with commodities.

[Anonymous No.53722929]

>never fight the fed

[Anonymous No.53722930]

>>53722866
I would have thought you would at least be cc’d about the complaints. What kind of shit is this?
Buy oil. Lots of oil.

[Anonymous No.53722931]

WTF WAS THAT (MUSIC)

[Anonymous No.53722939]

>>53722911
There's a Rorschach joke in there somewhere.

[Anonymous No.53722940]

>>53722890

Yeah, and equities are going to dump 20% from here as well, “following the fed”, nig boy. Retards like you only postpone it

[Anonymous No.53722946]

>>53722939

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53722947]

TSLA

JUST DIE ALREADY

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722949]

>>53722844
>There is no enormous crater.
The entire top half of the planet is an enormous fucking crater retard.

>The problem is that a fast nuclear chain reaction would fizzle
I'm not saying there was a nuclear reaction, I'm saying we had a rubble pile asteroid that was comprised of like 20% Xenon 129 and was a little smaller than our moon that smacked into the fucking planet and just left the shit we see there today.

[Anonymous No.53722956]

>>53722866
they're paid to clean. did they not clean or something. what kind of complaints?

[Anonymous No.53722958]

ABNBCHADS, WW@?

[Anonymous No.53722960]

NO MALARKEY; WE PUMP

[Anonymous No.53722975]

SPY is going to 420 and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.53722977]

Buy NAT, thank me later anons

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722984]

>>53722844
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/giant-asteroid-flattened/

[Anonymous No.53722985]

>>53722873
>Deeply unsettling
Male BLM nog had a statue fall on his head. Female BLM nog was shot in head by another nog. Short POC and long non POC

[Anonymous No.53722986]

NATTY GAS BROS NOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.53722996]

kek

[Anonymous No.53722999]

Is the CPI report actually just irrelevant? What is actually moving the market?

[Anonymous No.53723002]

>>53722940
Sorry, if you were smart you'd pay attention to the Fed decision making and political pressures. Which means they get a tap on the shoulder from Treasury to soak bond baggies. You'll get YCC'd to 3%, reported inflation at 7%, and real inflation (that equities tag along with) in the low teens.

Bond nerds really don't understand politics.

[Anonymous No.53723005]

>>53722996
It's anuddah shoah!

[Anonymous No.53723008]

>>53722986
And Putin said we would freeze to death this winter lmfao

[Anonymous No.53723020]

>>53722999
Retail sales and industrial utilization canceled out. The market remains in balance.

[Anonymous No.53723026]

>>53723008
There's always next winter, or the winter after that

[Anonymous No.53723030]

The markets are unironically pricing in a western WW3 victory as we post

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53723037]

>>53722996
You didn't even post the 2 step plan to stop inflation.

[Anonymous No.53723039]

>>53722930
Yeah that's why I'm pissed. How can I correct a problem if you don't fucking tell me you have a problem?
>>53722956
Little shit. Mostly just trashes not being emptied. They just forced everyone back to the office at the account we clean. So all the cubicle cucks are super uppity and complain about anything and everything. Here I am thinking everything is going great and then randomly one email later I find out we're probably going to get fired. The owner is going to talk to the staff but they don't respect him, they respect me, so this is going to be a waste of time having the meeting in the first place. If missing a small office trash can from time to time is grounds for getting fired, were definitely going to get fired. My staff is rough so I doubt they'll bounce back and start being more mindful of little shit.

[Anonymous No.53723041]

>>53722949
The origin of the xenon 129 is just as certain if it came from an asteroid: the asteroid was nuked then.

You can't get an abundance of xenon 129 beyond the natural abundance of the solar system without a fast fission reaction, a prompt criticality. Even nuclear fission reactors will not produce an excess of it unless they are shut off instantaneously, and even then they produce a relatively small amount.

Also, there were numerous airbursts according to the regional concentrations of the xenon.

Sorry bro you're just wrong

[Anonymous No.53723042]

I want to sign her language if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.53723043]

DADA

[Anonymous No.53723050]

>>53722146
>Also what Vidya do you faggots play
currently getting my ass beat in Sekiro
its like dark souls with good art design, music, and actual combat

[Anonymous No.53723052]

>>53722999
>What is actually moving the market?

[Anonymous No.53723056]

>>53722996
>baggot tripfags on /pol/
Jesus that's a new low

[Anonymous No.53723060]

Do I just buy daily puts and sell the first downturn in the morning? Yields climbed all day but market just crabbed.

[Anonymous No.53723084]

ROKU bears,
What the fuck is goin’ on here?

[Anonymous No.53723085]

>>53722181
another +1% day followed by another +1% day followed by another +1% day ...

[Anonymous No.53723094]

>>53723084
They call it "The Cathie Squeeze"

[Anonymous No.53723095]

>>53723026
2 more winters, for real this time!

[Anonymous No.53723106]

Why is Rivian the way that it is?
Is it the preferred EV pick-up of actual laborers?
>>53723050
>currently getting my ass beat in Sekiro
If you can reach the midway point, you can beat the game.

[Anonymous No.53723118]

>>53722996
Cringe
Baggie if you read this I need you to know I am an antisemitic Paki Muslim and I post here often and have been for about a year. Also thanks for being /smg/'s own Inverse Cramer ETF.

[Anonymous No.53723130]

>>53723030
Already and obviously priced in since march 2022. For good reasons. What it is pricing now is complete utter domination from the West for another century. As it should be, and as it will be.

[Anonymous No.53723138]

>>53723130
based.

[Anonymous No.53723139]

>>53722130
>HE DOESNT HOLD COIN
KEK

[Anonymous No.53723144]

>>53723084
business as usual, ROKU to 80 after earnings

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53723145]

>>53723041
Do you have proof these weren't inter-stellar asteroids that originated in a different location within the galaxy where the concentration of xenon 129 was much higher? I mean it's a pretty fucking bold statement to say. I understand the chances of both of these events occurring are fucking miniscule, but both theories hold just as much validity at this point until either of us can provide evidence to the contrary.

[Anonymous No.53723156]

Natutal gas baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.53723167]

>>53723139
But I do

[Anonymous No.53723189]

>>53723039
A work checklist for your staff may help this situation in the future. I’m a bit flighty myself and having a check list, even one I made for myself helped out a lot. Also giving the building managers a plan for corrective action may save the contract.

[Anonymous No.53723192]

It was two subterranean natural nuclear reactors that went critical. We’ve found natural nuclear reactors on earth so it’s definitely possible

[Anonymous No.53723194]

>/smg/: /x/

[Anonymous No.53723195]

>>53723156
>gas
>possible to be held in a bag
It‘s far too gaseous for that

[Anonymous No.53723212]

>>53723042
I think that means, “come here bitch so I can slap you” in sign language.

[Anonymous No.53723226]

I don't respect anyone itt

[Anonymous No.53723245]

>>53723145
There are other fission fragments present in massive quantities as well that correspond to it being nuclear explosions.

We know it wasnt a meteor because if it was, the fission fragments, IE Xe and Kr would be found primarily at the site of the impact. This is not the case.

Additionally, the interstellar asteroid would have had to have been nuked in your scenario, in order to get the proper ratio of Xe to Kr.

Basically you just want it to be a meteor because you can't handle the implication.

Someone had nukes and nuked the God of War a loooong loooong time ago.

[Anonymous No.53723249]

>>53723226
Ah, but does that include you?

[Anonymous No.53723252]

>>53723085
I hope you're ready for the decade of the crab

[Anonymous No.53723258]

Mandalorian season 3 releasing on March 1st. Buy Disney?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53723259]

Is this where we sell off into the close? C'mon how could DAN be wrong? He was a badass jailbroken AI, who was supposed to lead us to the promised land.

>>53723118
prove it

[Anonymous No.53723265]

HOLY SHIT WHAT DID YOU GUYS DO

[Anonymous No.53723272]

>>53723156
Stop making fun of me.

[Anonymous No.53723273]

>>53723144
You’re dreaming

[Anonymous No.53723274]

>>53723252
>he forgot dividends

[Anonymous No.53723278]

>>53723265
Everything is green, retard.

[Anonymous No.53723284]

>>53723139
I indirectly hold COIN through Cathie

[Anonymous No.53723291]

>>53723189
It would be impossible to do a checklist for every trash can in a 750,000 square foot building. I have one kid working for me who is the nicest kid ever, he unfortunately has a bit of an empty head. He's definitely the weakest link but he works hard for me and means well. There aren't any other potential employees out there, so this is it. Can't afford to fire anyone because there is no replacements coming.

[Anonymous No.53723294]

>>53723274
I thought it was fine because I didn't include inflation

[Anonymous No.53723302]

>>53723192
Natural nuclear reactors won't do it because the neutrons burn up the xenon, which is considered a reactor poison because it absorbs neutrons.

You only find an excess of xenon 129 when a prompt criticality (explosion) occurs.

[Anonymous No.53723303]

>>53723278
Not anymore.
>Except my HD what a shitcoin

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53723307]

>>53723118
>antisemitic Paki Muslim

you can just say paki

[Anonymous No.53723313]

>>53723252
you couldnt even manage to line up the recessions properly, nice work

[Anonymous No.53723316]

Someone tell SPY to stop going up, this is getting insane

[Anonymous No.53723321]

>>53723156
time to slurp back what I sold yesterday at 6.

SNIFF SNIFF ahhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.53723336]

>>53723321
Brappy gas makes me smile

[Anonymous No.53723343]

>>53723316
>this is getting insane
This is the new normal

[Anonymous No.53723346]

>>53723249
i-i'm not finna answer th-that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53723347]

>>53723245
Can you post some links to corroborate your claims? Idgaf if aliens nuked mars in the ancient past, but I want some actual evidence instead of some anonymous source on a stock market trading forum.

[Anonymous No.53723352]

>>53723259

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53723356]

we can go redder

[Anonymous No.53723359]

>>53723352
based

[Anonymous No.53723368]

>>53723303
jerome needs to randomly hit us with one more 50 bp hike before leaving rates as is for a bit

flush out traders, usher in dip buyers/long term holders and ensure lower inflation next CPI.

[Anonymous No.53723370]

>>53723352

[Anonymous No.53723376]

>>53723347
Sure it was difficult to do but I'm sure this will help, nigger

https://lmgtfy.app/?q=nuclear+blasts+on+mars

[Anonymous No.53723386]

Time for shower hour

[Anonymous No.53723387]

>>53723368
The problem is that only 25 might be causing stagflation

[Anonymous No.53723394]

>>53723307
Tbf Zionist pakis like Sadiq Khan and Sajid Javid exist

[Anonymous No.53723396]

>>53723278
Rapidly losing said green.

[Anonymous No.53723397]

>>53723376
Man lmgtfy is really shitty these days

[Anonymous No.53723402]

>>53723386
Ironic, cause we're about to take a bath.

[Anonymous No.53723403]

>>53723258
>OMG STAR WARZ!
Disney is heeming monies, maybe if you plan to only hold for short time.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53723404]

>>53723376
yeah, i meant like anything from any peer reviewed scientific journals?

[Anonymous No.53723420]

>>53723386
I'm unironically lurking from my shower rn based

[Anonymous No.53723425]

Is there any data on the average duration of the fed's assets and whether they are implementing a maturity extension program?

[Anonymous No.53723430]

>>53723368
More like 500. You all see what needs to be liquidated, in this very thread.

[Anonymous No.53723432]

>>53723302
Where we are.
You're not accounting for a host of energy effects.

[Anonymous No.53723442]

>>53723403
Of course, it's just hype money

[Anonymous No.53723454]

SOXL sisters, when will the number 17 end its cruel tyranny and let our people go...

[Anonymous No.53723460]

/smg/ is shorting tesla? Should i inverse?

[Anonymous No.53723459]

>>53723291
I was meaning more along the lines of “ensure all trash cans are empty” I am guessing these office fucks stash trash cans in some pretty odd places? When I was an office cuck I would put mine on my desk before I left. Never had an issue.

[Anonymous No.53723464]

>TSMC is now the 9th largest company in the world
I blinked when the fuck did this happen?

[Anonymous No.53723476]

>>53723425

[Anonymous No.53723482]

>>53723464
Wasn‘t it like the second biggest, right after Saudi Aramco, during the lockdowns?

[Anonymous No.53723489]

>>53723476
God damn where did you find that anon? That's exactly what I was looking for but my google fu failed me

[Anonymous No.53723496]

>>53723352
Boom. Baggie btfo’d

[Anonymous No.53723508]

>>53723459
In the labs they straight up hide their trash cans. It's an autism thing. Pretty much every single scientist I've ever met was a fucking weirdo autist. So it's probably some weird ocd thing where the trash cans have to be out of sight for them not to sperg out.

[Anonymous No.53723519]

>>53723489
weekly releases are here. the duration component of the report is a few pages in.
https://www.federalreserve.gov/releases/h41/

[Anonymous No.53723521]

THERE IT IS.
REMEMBER WHO WE ARE
THE UNITED STAAAAAAAAAAAATES OF AMEEEEEEEEEEERICA

[Anonymous No.53723523]

>>53723460
They're having their faggot investor day and it might run up until then but it's going to tank hard soon after.
Not even clear if it will run from here given how bad the curve inversion is. The market could shit itself at any moment just because the bond market will pull everything back to reality.

[Anonymous No.53723528]

>>53723482
Yeah but international got mega dumped during the pandemic, surprised its back.

Also kek berkshire hathaway dumped all their stock. Bought in the $60s and dumped at $95, quick 50% profit

[Anonymous No.53723543]

>>53723534

>>53723534

>>53723534

[Anonymous No.53723549]

>>53723352
So why is your country so poor? You got natural resources, plenty of water, and nukes. What gives? How do we profit from Pakistan?

[Anonymous No.53723577]

>stop trying to be smart and just get free 5% every 9 months

[Anonymous No.53723587]

>>53723549
I'll reply in the new bread

[Anonymous No.53723676]

>>53723352
Based