/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53720721]

Crab edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53720736]

I'm just not going to pay off my credit card.

[Anonymous No.53720737]

How to guaranteed grow your dividend income every year the portfolio

[Anonymous No.53720738]

[Anonymous No.53720740]

how do i steal a girl from her bf?

[Anonymous No.53720739]

reminder that we will all die poor

[Anonymous No.53720749]

[Anonymous No.53720755]

>>53720736
kek she just has a thing for white pasty substances i guess

[Anonymous No.53720757]

>>53720736
Is this to represent all the ropes shot to her?

[Anonymous No.53720764]

Threadly reminder that millenials and zoomers are to blame for the absurdity of the market. Don't @ me, I'll take the rest of the day of at the marina

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720765]

>>53720740
chloroform

[Anonymous No.53720767]

0dtes were unironically a mistake

[Anonymous No.53720768]

>>53720749
I do business with none of these companies

[Anonymous No.53720773]

>>53720721
FRIST

[Anonymous No.53720777]

>he thinks dividends are free money

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720783]

>>53720764
LOOK MOM I POSTED IT AGAIN!!!

[Anonymous No.53720790]

>>53720740
Pretend like she doesn’t have one. If she likes you you’re in, if she doesn’t you’ll just look like an ass but who cares women are retarded.

[Anonymous No.53720793]

>>53720777
You have to buy the shares first. They would only be free money if you got free shares

[Anonymous No.53720795]

>>53720736
she looks familiar what do i know her from?

[Anonymous No.53720796]

>>53720777
>he thinks you can just sell your shares forever
Have fun having 0 shares, you shareless fucking chud. you fucking chud! CHUD!

[Anonymous No.53720799]

>>53720721
Mommy Cathy is buying a ton of COIN. Don't tell me your bags aren't packed yet?

[Anonymous No.53720801]

RBLX niggas stand up

[Anonymous No.53720806]

>>53720740
if her bf white she single to me
tf timmy gone do?

[Anonymous No.53720808]

>>53720740

Brap directly into his nostrils.

[Anonymous No.53720809]

Ahhahaha gas baggies. Back down again lol.
BOIL shills on suicide watch.

[Anonymous No.53720814]

>>53720777
>he thinks stocks are just free money

[Anonymous No.53720816]

>>53720790
>women are retarded
this is actually true and best advice i've ever got from 4chan

[Anonymous No.53720817]

>>53720736
Would (still) waifu desu

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720819]

WHERE MY SKY KANGS AT???

[Anonymous No.53720821]

>>53720777
I'm not selling you Morgan Stanley shills, fuck off. If you want to buy KO at $40 you will have to suck many many many cocks first.

[Anonymous No.53720827]

friendly reminder to short WING back into the shadow realm before earnings next week.
>P/E of 120 (fwd PE is 90)
>trades at 15x earnings
>has $800M in debt with annual cashflow of <$50M
>hit a new 52 week high today

[Anonymous No.53720828]

>>53720736
Isn't this the "facial abuse" girl? who bragged about how she was gonna do the most degrading porn to get back at her dad, but then was almost in tears by the end of the video? But she still did it a few more times? And then she tried to change her name and open some shitty art gallery using her dad's money?

[Anonymous No.53720830]

What is this pattern considered?

[Anonymous No.53720836]

Did anyone buy NANC or KRUZ?

[Anonymous No.53720845]

>check my watchlist
>only tickers green are garbage and apple
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

[Anonymous No.53720847]

>>53720828
no its a different girl, just asians all look the same

[Anonymous No.53720850]

Chances of any substantial rally in Natgas?

[Anonymous No.53720851]

the line foretold this dump

[Anonymous No.53720854]

>>53720827
>trades at 15x earnings
shit I meant revenue

[Anonymous No.53720857]

Is it time to buy stuff yet?

[Anonymous No.53720858]

>>53720851
...which line?

[Anonymous No.53720861]

>>53720828
She was not almost in tears. She loved every minute of it. She may be one of the sluttiest women on the planet.

[Anonymous No.53720863]

>>53720830
30+ year nikkei market

[Anonymous No.53720867]

>>53720830
it's called "Fed manipulation"

[Anonymous No.53720869]

SKYT $15

[Anonymous No.53720870]

>>53720851
What dump? What dump are you referring to schizo?

[Anonymous No.53720878]

Even Warren Buffett is doing pump and dumps these days

[Anonymous No.53720884]

[Anonymous No.53720890]

Niggers shorting/buying puts on SKYT today, let me introduce you to the 3 day rule
https://www.supermoney.com/what-is-the-3-day-rule-in-stock-trading-stocks-3-day-rule/#:~:text=The%20three%2Dday%20settlement%20rule%20states%20that%20a%20buyer%2C%20after,the%20stocks%20within%20that%20time.

[Anonymous No.53720892]

>>53720828
yep, and her dad, who tried to stop the spread of the porn died of corona. her simp husband left her, too. girl is all alone now!
>buy rycey

[Anonymous No.53720893]

>>53720850
Honestly? 50/50.
>>53720828
>was almost in tears by the end of the video
She loved every bit of it, anon.
>some shitty art gallery using her dad's money
Yeah, and her dad still killed himself.
Rich Blackrock banker-daughter slut lives life on easy mode. She couldn't fuck it up even if she tried (which she did).

[Anonymous No.53720900]

QQQ is going to revert back to around the 285 mark in the next couple of weeks through the end of March. Do with this information what you wish.

[Anonymous No.53720899]

Is the bear market in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.53720913]

>ftse and dow ATHs
is the bear market in the room with us now?

[Anonymous No.53720915]

>>53720827
> 240 full-time employees with $5b marketcap
what the fuck is this.
Unless they are using ChatGPT I don't see a reason for this valuation.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720924]

>>53720847
I used to believe this too, I would literally be waiting for my gookfu and scared that I wouldn't be able to pick her out of the crowd of asains, but it's like i've developed super powers and can identify her from behind and from her face and everything.

[Anonymous No.53720928]

>>53720899
>dow and s&p still very strongly in the red

Yes

[Anonymous No.53720934]

>>53720924
That's beautiful Baggie.

[Anonymous No.53720941]

>>53720928
>s&p down 15
OMG SO HECKIN STRONGLY IN THE RED

[Anonymous No.53720945]

rate stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.53720946]

SOXL wants higher, fuck bears

[Anonymous No.53720948]

>>53720821
I don't understand how one leads to the other, but I'll give it a try.

[Anonymous No.53720951]

>>53720816
Remember anon that having a boyfriend is a non binding social construct. If you do steal her away though don’t commit cause she’ll probably do the same shit to you.

[Anonymous No.53720950]

the person at my job giving a presentation looks and talks like Andrew Yang

[Anonymous No.53720954]

>>53720924
>i can id my asian wife by her face
and they say mail order brides cant blossom into true love

[Anonymous No.53720960]

thank you dan

[Anonymous No.53720965]

>>53720941
It's failing to climb back up that's for sure. It's barely hanging on

[Anonymous No.53720969]

>>53720884
Is Buffett still holding that piece of shit

[Anonymous No.53720970]

>DVN

[Anonymous No.53720971]

>>53720945
Meme shit tech shit that you better cash out of by end of day or you'll be back to 0% in a few days. If it's good enough to screenshot and brag about, it's good enough to take profits on.

[Anonymous No.53720976]

>>53720924
I'm genuinely shocked every day that I hear you two are together still. You would think she would wise up on move o n to another Jew after all of the baggot betrayal. You must have more money then you lead us on to believe. Then again she's probably just with you so she doesn't get deported

[Anonymous No.53720979]

>>53720951
i plan on keeping her barefoot and pregnant as soon as i acquire her

[Anonymous No.53720980]

>>53720830
The 1970s/Jimmy Carter crab.
>>53720950
Possibility of $1,000/month still a go?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53720982]

todays lesson:
never trust an AI

[Anonymous No.53720990]

>>53720946
It needs to go just a bit higher so I can close my position and move on with my life.

[Anonymous No.53720993]

>>53720965
You mother failed to climb back up

[Anonymous No.53721003]

party up, crab bros

[Anonymous No.53721008]

>>53720878
wait for Buffett twattering out daily stock picks and painting lines on charts
absolute clown world

[Anonymous No.53721009]

>>53720948
> go around boomer houses
> offer them to suck their cock
> they get heart attack
> qucikly steal KO paper shares they got from their grandpa in 1940s
> sell them to MS for $40 per share

[Anonymous No.53721010]

>>53720979
>barefoot
Based
>pregnant
Enjoy your child support payments

[Anonymous No.53721011]

>>53720945
Abraham, my dude...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53721013]

>>53720982
i dunno man, if you look at the daily chart, shit looks like it's about to just start dumping in a waterfall pattern.

[Anonymous No.53721014]

>>53720982

Came here to post this.

Can we sue ChatGPT now?

[Anonymous No.53721018]

>>53720950
I couldn't imagine being a cubicle cuck. Imagine several days a week you have to sit in a conference room for hours, sometimes entire days listening to some faggot talk about shit you don't care about when you could be working and actually getting something done
>b-b-but we have IPAs in the fridge and an open office concept
Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.53721024]

>>53720796
Stock splits exist. And don't sell faster than the company is growing.

[Anonymous No.53721028]

>DXY
>10Y
>30Y
mmh yes very boollish

[Anonymous No.53721033]

>>53720915
the earnings call are hilarious too because all the CEO talks about is how chicken wing prices are currently low.

[Anonymous No.53721035]

>>53721010
>child support payments
i'm not a nigger

[Anonymous No.53721034]

>>53720982
>>53721013
>>53721014

>Tomorrow's lesson:
>AI are zero-indexed so you need to +1 to their output
>>53720698
read my response in the old thread: >>53715275

I have no idea what these "ppl saying chinese buying" are. Is this the latest bear cope?


In any case if you want to dig even deeper you need to understand the JPYUSD dynamics and how that affects all markets. (Yen dollar carry trade). This is why following the DXY is important. FX markets have been the truer barometer of the markets and not the VIX.

Here's the rabbit hole:
https://twitter.com/stephenharlinmd/status/1623890254070484992?cxt=HHwWgMC4waLlm4ktAAAA

[Anonymous No.53721036]

you laughed at the woke droid uprising in Solo. you laughed.

[Anonymous No.53721037]

>>53721009
If you have paper shares, where did all the dividend payments go?

[Anonymous No.53721039]

>>53721014
Yeah but what was Dan's prediction? Maybe you just trusted the wrong AI.

[Anonymous No.53721043]

>>53720970
kek, shareholders are getting a lesson on cyclical nature of commodity stocks.

[Anonymous No.53721045]

AI is not the future it's just a midwit dumdum

[Anonymous No.53721052]

>>53720979
Smart. I also make my wife walk around in panties and no bra.

[Anonymous No.53721059]

>>53720749
I do business with one of these companies

[Anonymous No.53721060]

>>53721028
whew 3.4 to 3.8 10yr in 2 weeks

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53721061]

>>53721014
>dan WILL learn to say 'this is not financial advice' on his responses

[Anonymous No.53721064]

>>53721052
im pretty sure a guy did this to his wife as humiliation/control once when i was delivering pizzas in my late teens. made her come to the door like that.

[Anonymous No.53721069]

>>53721052
My 18 year old employee doesn't give a single fuck what she wears when she's at work. The other day she came in with a loose tank top and no bra. Her tits were literally hanging out the sides of her shirt kek. Doesn't bother me if it doesn't bother her I suppose.

[Anonymous No.53721074]

Time to average down

[Anonymous No.53721073]

>>53721069
Get her on the sales team my man.

[Anonymous No.53721076]

>>53720736
I feel bad for her. At 0:01-0:03, the look on her face. As if she knows that it's all for nothing, it's all over, everybody knows her from her past.

[Anonymous No.53721079]

does COIN have any publicly traded competitors?

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53721083]

I used to have to beg my gf to wear panties when we would go out for dinner

god she was such a whore, i miss her (but not really lol)

[Anonymous No.53721088]

THEY CALLED HIM A PAJEET
THEY CALLED HIM A SHILL
BUT HE WAS A TRUE AMERICAN HERO

[Anonymous No.53721089]

Can we forge some KO paper shares?
I watched To Live and Die in L.A. I know how to counterfeit.

[Anonymous No.53721092]

CRASH YHOU FUCKING STUPID MARKET CRASH ALREADYH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53721095]

>>53721037
Good question, never thought of that

[Anonymous No.53721097]

>>53721069
I would really appreciate it if that whole boobs aren't sexual organs feminist thing could properly take off. Women know the truth though and keep holding their mammaries hostage.

[Anonymous No.53721101]

>>53721088
my price target for both SKYT and Amerika are both 0

[Anonymous No.53721102]

>>53721076
She sold her soul for several dozen feet of dick

[Anonymous No.53721111]

>>53721101
>my price target for both SKYT and Amerika are both 0

[Anonymous No.53721113]

>>53721089
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

[Anonymous No.53721115]

>>53721083
I miss raping my ex

[Anonymous No.53721119]

>>53721069
zoomers are wierd, saw this chick wearing lady overalls but no shirt at the gas station few months back. Nice tits though.
>>53721064
>humiliation/control
Yeah but those guys are loosers, also its just for me, like she doesnt go outside like that. You have to get her in the mindset she wants to live like that.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53721123]

>>53721111
Don't care, I'm fucking killing it with my Sky Kings position.

[Anonymous No.53721128]

>he doesn't know that dividends are free money

[Anonymous No.53721135]

SKYT @ $15.26
SOXL @ $16.97

[Anonymous No.53721142]

>>53721076
We do dumb things when we're young and as we get older we realize those things were dumb. However most of us make dumb decisions like blowing all our money on clothes and booze, or making an irresponsible car purchase, not chugging dick on camera for all to see for eternity. She literally killed her father doing what she did. If he wasn't a Jew I would have felt bad for him.

[Anonymous No.53721149]

>>53721079
No and that's why you should gtfi.

[Anonymous No.53721152]

pee pee poo poo shit fart cum

[Anonymous No.53721153]

>>53721123
whats ur unrealized gainz nigguh

[Anonymous No.53721157]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.53721161]

bought 20k worth of tech stocks last year when the market was in the red. out of all 5 of them - msft, tesla, amazon, apple and google. only apple is in the green.

any reason why i shouldn't just dca apple every check, even berk just added another 33,000 shares in Q4

[Anonymous No.53721162]

>>53721142
her dad died like 10 years later retard
he was a jew he was probably proud of her

[Anonymous No.53721169]

>>53721142
How do you chug dick lol

[Anonymous No.53721172]

Tesla puts are looking desirable..

[Anonymous No.53721181]

>>53721128
DELETE THIS

[Anonymous No.53721186]

January 2022 YoY inflation: 7+%
January 2023 YoY inflation: 6.4%
Cumulative January 2021-2023 inflation 14+%
How is a 5% interest rate going to fix this?

[Anonymous No.53721188]

>>53721034
thanks m8. I had read that post but forgot about it (mostly because most of what you wrote goes over my head)
I've been watching the DIX (though not too throughly), and it's been quite a ride. I don't know why the JPYUSD affects the USD itself so much though, guess I'll have to read about that.
again, thanks a LOT for the pointers. I'll have to read a lot to comprehend most of this shit, but hopefully I'll be capable of doing it.

[Anonymous No.53721192]

>>53721037
u damn frogposter, it goes to ur paper moooney duhhhhh

[Anonymous No.53721197]

I meant this 3 day rule not that one
https://marketrealist.com/p/three-day-rule-stocks-explained/

[Anonymous No.53721200]

yea uhh can somebody please buy more calls?

[Anonymous No.53721205]

>>53721186
Okay nazi

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53721206]

>>53721153
57.5%
it would be much higher, but i bought my calls at the top of the top yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53721208]

>>53720850
Yeah next winter

[Anonymous No.53721212]

>>53721169
why dont you come take a seat on the /smg/ couch and we'll teach you sweetie

[Anonymous No.53721215]

>>53721161
>Buying megacaps.

Why not just buy the Nasdaq?

[Anonymous No.53721224]

>>53721188
>DIX
*DXY...

regarding the chinese: some anons said the chinese central bank (or whatever) was adding liquidity... and posted this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58tBuswnOs4

[Anonymous No.53721228]

I figured DRIP would have done better today, EIA was huge influx, and oil was down this morning before this.

[Anonymous No.53721235]

SKYT +10%

[Anonymous No.53721236]

If the SPY closes green today I will pee and poo my pants.

[Anonymous No.53721239]

anon below this post just had gay sex

[Anonymous No.53721242]

>>53721033
Why do I get the feeling he is an African American gentleman?

[Anonymous No.53721244]

>>53721205
Nobody gives a genuine response beside calling me anti semetic and a nazi but I’m right. Inflation is going to hover around 6% until we hike more. Interest rates need to be above inflation rates.

[Anonymous No.53721245]

Will stocks ever go out of fashion?

[Anonymous No.53721246]

>>53721162
All the stress from trying to get the videos removed from the internet shortened his life span. I assure you Jews only like seeing goys get humiliated, not their own.

[Anonymous No.53721248]

>>53720736
>not wood working
Who would want that crap in their house?

[Anonymous No.53721252]

just wrote akamai put @ $70 how fucked am i

t. only read 1 yahoo article about why it dropped

[Anonymous No.53721255]

Good job buying puts on SKYT, kek
Just buy and hold for a year you greedy retards

[Anonymous No.53721264]

Boring day.

[Anonymous No.53721267]

>built a diversified portfolio
>all my stocks that are up are counterbalanced by the ones that are down
>ultimately I am up 0.13% in 2 months
Am I doing this right

[Anonymous No.53721274]

DANbros… I was promised a crash today

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53721282]

>>53721274
the AI lied to you, people
its amazing, you gotta laugh
by some MIRACLE, and I think you know what I'm talkin about, someone bought up all the debt

[Anonymous No.53721284]

>>53721267
diversification is a meme and only works if you have a lot of money already

[Anonymous No.53721286]

>>53721264
Come to oil.

[Anonymous No.53721293]

>>53721286
I made some money off it last summer. I kinda forgot about it desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.53721302]

How can i Invest in the opening dump into end of day pump back to even?

[Anonymous No.53721306]

>>53721284
I hate zoomers so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.53721307]

what are the financial implications of /smg/ moving fast today

[Anonymous No.53721311]

>>53721267
did you go full bogle?

[Anonymous No.53721314]

>>53721284
>Zoomers

[Anonymous No.53721332]

Dividends are an important investment tool.

[Anonymous No.53721334]

>>53721274
In Just two more weeks
DAN foresees the future
It says seven days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwdiH9MQZHs

SONY

[Anonymous No.53721341]

>>53721284
Justin Beiber lookin assfag

[Anonymous No.53721343]

Are you retarded? Why would I pull my money out of the stock market if inflation is hot? Is doesn't make any sense.

[Anonymous No.53721356]

Why are oil stocks selling off today?

[Anonymous No.53721360]

>>53721284
Both these kids get more pussy than you faggots could ever imagine.

[Anonymous No.53721362]

>>53721224
>>53721188

Oh and a word of caution: Don't waste all your time plumbing the depths of macroeconomics. Keep it simple. All we're interested is knowing when and where to be a mumu, bobo, snibs.

Many of these macro ppl peddle their thesis for clicks, blog subscribers, or fishing for clients. Just work on building that basic framework to understand the markets and then have it in the background.

You want to take the knowledge and then apply it to trading/investing. This video should give you an idea of the level you need to get to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGX3RHQ2x1M

[Anonymous No.53721380]

NIGGAS YA’LL RETARDED FOR NOT BUYING TSLL THIS SHIT WILL BE AT $20 AT CLOSE NIGGA IF YA’LL WANT SOME ASIAN HOES SLOBBIN ON YO COCK THIS WEEKEND AFTER PICKING HER UP FROM THE CLUB NIGGA BUY TSLL NOW BUY IT NIGGA BEFORE THAT SHIT PUMPS TO $20 NIGGA

[Anonymous No.53721391]

How are you doing BOIL baggies?

[Anonymous No.53721394]

>>53721356
>Crude +16.283M, Exp. +2.0M
>Distillates -1.285M, Exp. +1.0M
>Gasoline +2.316M, Exp. +1.5M
>Cushing +659K
>Production unch

Where did 14 million barrels come from? idk lol

[Anonymous No.53721401]

>>53721356
I'm wondering the same. Some look promising

[Anonymous No.53721405]

>>53721362
>macro ppl peddle their thesis for clicks

Please post portfolio. I want to work with your plays.

[Anonymous No.53721407]

>>53721360
Yeah, boipucci that is

[Anonymous No.53721408]

>>53721356
large energy build, more spr releases, DVN pooping its pants on earnings

[Anonymous No.53721423]

rate my short puts (my long call was only $50, and a gamble)

[Anonymous No.53721426]

>>53721284
>>53721311
I bought mid to large cap stocks and REITs in energy, financial services, healthcare properties, retirement homes for boomers, and real estate trusts in offices, restaurants, industrial and commercial buildings. All monthly divvies with yields around 6-7%. After getting rekt in crypto I wanted to make a safe portfolio of boomer stocks. I'll be alright won't I?

[Anonymous No.53721435]

cant wait for like 5 years from now, all the before/after zoomer hair comparison pics when they start going bald

[Anonymous No.53721440]

>>53721356
I think you missed the part where we've been building 10m barrels per week of crude + refined products for 6 weeks straight now.

[Anonymous No.53721442]

>>53721172
Just imagine shorting the man that invented twitter.

[Anonymous No.53721449]

>>53721426
that's still risky retard, just buy the s&p 500. it auto balances for you and still gives you 2% yield yearly

[Anonymous No.53721458]

>>53721435
zoomers will rope before then

[Anonymous No.53721461]

>>53721394
Fakest and gayest shit ever

[Anonymous No.53721469]

>>53721380
you need some fresh bagholders? sorry bud I already sold. TSLQ/TSLS is where it's at.


>>53721391
oh the BOIL baggie troll is back. We all in May futures right now so don't care about front month shenanigans. Wake me up if you can take it back down to my entries at 5.5-5.8/share

>>53721405
maybe one day I'll make a substack

[Anonymous No.53721471]

>>53721458
stop i can only get so hard

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53721475]

die TSLA

[Anonymous No.53721480]

>>53721284

[Anonymous No.53721487]

>>53721142
>We do dumb things when we're young
I didn't.
you must be really fucking stupid.

[Anonymous No.53721489]

>>53721360
>pussy
Looks like their tooling for anus to me.

[Anonymous No.53721494]

>>53721475
No.

[Anonymous No.53721497]

god just look at the negative divergence on the 4hr RSI on the SPY zoomer faggots. ITS GOING DOWN AND YOU CANT STOP IT. So fucking obnoxious all the little faggots slurping the highs of the year

[Anonymous No.53721499]

>>53720721
>Heemed by BOIL yet again
JUST FUCKING KILL ME I GUESS

[Anonymous No.53721500]

>>53721394
>Crude +16.283M, Exp. +2.0M
they are just making shit up at this point right?

[Anonymous No.53721507]

>>53721494
Unironically one of the greatest men of our lifetime.

[Anonymous No.53721512]

SKYT shill, I kneel
well done

[Anonymous No.53721518]

>>53720736
She's cute, any nudes of her?

[Anonymous No.53721521]

YA’LL NIGGAS DON’T BAN ME I’M RELAYING A MESSAGE FROM MY INFORMANT. HE SAID YA’LL NIGGAS ARE RETARDED FOR NOT GOING BALLS DEEP IN TSLL.

[Anonymous No.53721532]

>>53721507
>invents spaceX
>invents Hyperloop
>boring comapny
>invents the electric car
>reimagines social media with innovative and profitable platform
Next president for sure.

[Anonymous No.53721541]

Are we at a lower high or a higher low atm?

[Anonymous No.53721544]

>>53721500
Ask yourself: when was the last time you saw someone driving a gasoline car? Weeks? Months?

And the FAA shut down air travel in October so there goes demand for jet fuel.

Meanwhile we kicked out the commies in Venezuela and are now smoothly operating a pipeline carrying 2mbpd from Caracas to Miami.

WE'RE FUCKING SWIMMING IN CRUDE

[Anonymous No.53721545]

>>53721521
>YA’LL NIGGAS ARE RETARDED
That's a double negative. It means we're the smart ones.
Forever this one, in heaven or hell, come what may.

[Anonymous No.53721551]

>>53721499
What's your average?

[Anonymous No.53721559]

>>53721532
He also invented several widely-used payment technologies, namely PayPal and Dogecoin.

[Anonymous No.53721563]

>>53721532
Not an american. Americans are white trash

[Anonymous No.53721572]

>>53721442
>invented twitter

anon I...


>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

[Anonymous No.53721582]

Huh, I spent an hour in the /GME/ thread believing I’m here

[Anonymous No.53721592]

>>53721551
$6.45

[Anonymous No.53721593]

>>53721563
>>53721572
Cope more faggots. He will rule your ass and you will love it.

[Anonymous No.53721601]

>>53721582
how'd you not notice? /GME/ is like /smg/ with 10x the baggot posting

[Anonymous No.53721603]

only troons care about dxy

[Anonymous No.53721605]

>>53721572
>LET'S GO DIXIE
No way that Yankee Jew Yellen lets this continue. She's known for months that a strong dollar kills the international monetary system.

[Anonymous No.53721614]

>>53721593
where were you when I bought TSLA back in 2008-2009? kek

>Buy high sell low retail never changes

[Anonymous No.53721615]

>>53721559
>invented
...
I heard he invented the internet. Literally was there by Al Gore's side laying those tubes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cZC67wXUTs

[Anonymous No.53721620]

>>53721544
>Ask yourself: when was the last time you saw someone driving a gasoline car? Weeks? Months?
i just did, today. my 2011 Ford Ranger. everyone else i work with has a gasoline car
>And the FAA shut down air travel in October so there goes demand for jet fuel.
what about the rest of the months, i flew in november, one bad month isn't gonna fuck everything up
>WE'RE FUCKING SWIMMING IN CRUDE
that's very unsafe, please get out of the crude oil pool

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53721628]

>/smg/ unironically dicksucking elon

this place is dead to me

[Anonymous No.53721636]

>>53721186
Cool it with the anti semitism

[Anonymous No.53721641]

>>53720767
Caught a few bucks on that spy run up around 11:30ish

[Anonymous No.53721645]

>>53721614
>he sold
kek

[Anonymous No.53721649]

Don‘t fight the fed they said
Shorting stocks during a recession is easy money they said

[Anonymous No.53721660]

>>53721592
Not bad, some people bought bags at $12

[Anonymous No.53721663]

>>53721628

[Anonymous No.53721664]

>>53721532
He also invented tunnels and batteries lads he's unstoppable

[Anonymous No.53721666]

>>53721645
hey now those 5% T-Bills are pretty sweet

but yeah keep staying in the casino for another hour bud

[Anonymous No.53721671]

May God have mercy on my soul

[Anonymous No.53721674]

>>53721605
It's runnin'!

[Anonymous No.53721676]

>>53721601
I dunno.. slow thread and I was just ignoring posts about GME until I realized it was all about GME. Maybe I’m retarded

[Anonymous No.53721681]

So are we buying Oil again or what?

[Anonymous No.53721682]

>>53721671
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53721687]

>>53721636
I want to shoah my unborn potential children all over her.

[Anonymous No.53721690]

>>53721649
what recession?

[Anonymous No.53721698]

>>53721681
Would you sell oil at these prices?

[Anonymous No.53721700]

>>53721435
Why are they going bald?

[Anonymous No.53721704]

>>53721628
He's a great CEO who has vision, imagination, and great work ethic. What's not to like?

[Anonymous No.53721706]

>>53721681
NO BECAUSE BIDEN WILL APPARENTLY SELL 350 MILLION BARRELS OUT OF THE SPR IN MARCH!!!!

[Anonymous No.53721708]

>>53721687
or you can just coom inside and let her shoah them for you.

[Anonymous No.53721716]

>>53721244
Are you retarded? They're going to keep hiking the interest rates. What you think they should bump it up to 15% overnight? Retard.

[Anonymous No.53721719]

>>53721532
>Hyperloop
>Essentially abandoned it once he was done with California's bullshit
Good bait
>>53721687
HAUNTED
PUSSY

[Anonymous No.53721728]

>>53721704
The news told them not to like him because something something racist antisemitism something

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53721732]

>>53721704
He's a fucking snake oil salesman, who's taken more gibs from the US Government than like 100000 niggers combined.

[Anonymous No.53721735]

>>53721700
You see the shit they eat?

[Anonymous No.53721738]

>>53721704
That Tesla price cut when all his competitors have shittier cars with zero breathing room on margins had big Standard Oil vibes.

[Anonymous No.53721739]

>>53721563
>Not an american
Didn’t stop Obama from being president

[Anonymous No.53721743]

OIL? Where we're going, we don't need OIL.

[Anonymous No.53721747]

>>53721636
ooh are we posting our jewfu's tongues?

[Anonymous No.53721748]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5S6s5dZXNM
You guys are so dear to me, even you stinky pajeets.
But I can't decide how to play this. Too much in FANGA doing bullshit that doesn't move.

[Anonymous No.53721751]

>>53721255
Bought puts yesterday and sold this morning for ~62% profit. I do wish I'd slurped up some stock as well though.

[Anonymous No.53721754]

>>53721628
I mean he’s pretty good at business. That can’t really be disputed. You hate his success? You think Twitter was better as a left wing political tool? Nigger Faggot

[Anonymous No.53721761]

>>53721628
I thought the Elon simping was low quality bait? Anyone who still simps for him is either overexposed to TSLA or actually falls for his fake persona of being a genius.

[Anonymous No.53721767]

>>53721732
Filtered

[Anonymous No.53721772]

>>53721743
>entire interior is made from nylon, tires made from petrol and rubber, wire coatings, switches, chip coatings, light covers

[Anonymous No.53721776]

>JP Morgan every day
>"STOCKS GO DOWN SOON"
Sell then faggot stop telling me about it and just dump, fucking dump your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.53721777]

>>53721708
Got a literal lol out of me.

[Anonymous No.53721779]

>>53721754
Dude, he INVENTED twitter. He's a genius.

[Anonymous No.53721782]

>>53721761
I bought tesla in 2017. seethe

[Anonymous No.53721793]

>>53721761
Well then the stalwart folks at Ford should be able to crank out superior EVs in no time at all. And that carnival barker can't possible beat any scrappy smallsat launchers or the geniuses at NASA when it comes to literal rocket science.

[Anonymous No.53721796]

>>53721747
Damn, young me didn't realize what a whore SMG was.

[Anonymous No.53721797]

we're below trend short everything

[Anonymous No.53721801]

>>53721761
>h..he accidentally has 10 ultra successful businesses

[Anonymous No.53721802]

I literally don’t care about anything bad Elon does as long as he continues to improve rocket technology.
Compare that to billionaires buying private sex islands or trying to play god and it’s a pretty good deal.
Stop being so butthurt, his gibs are a drop in the bucket compared to the bailouts we give our greatest allies.

[Anonymous No.53721809]

>>53721797
No long every thing we will return to trend
Jerome can't even stop it

[Anonymous No.53721814]

>>53721704
>delivers absolutely nothing promised
Wow what a revolutionary

[Anonymous No.53721823]

>>53721814
Twitter was literally a dead platform before he bought it.

[Anonymous No.53721829]

>>53721814
His company delivered reusable rocket boosters. That’s huge

[Anonymous No.53721834]

>>53721761
>fake persona of being a genius
what's the last time you sat down and took a college level course in anything over a weekend, just to get better at it?

[Anonymous No.53721837]

>>53721743
>everyone stops using internal combustion engines
Won't happen for AT LEAST a year.

[Anonymous No.53721840]

Bobos absolutely seething because they missed the bottom just close your puts and go long nigga join the winning team

[Anonymous No.53721842]

>>53721761
I hold no TSLA but he is undeniably one of the greatest CEOs of the last 20 years
Bezos/Jobs tier. The big fear of mine is what happens to Tesla if/when he steps down and you lose an eccentric and driven CEO.

[Anonymous No.53721845]

>>53721772
To say nothing of how the battery actually gets charged.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53721848]

>>53721767
>1pbtid
kys faggot

[Anonymous No.53721853]

Name 1 (one) thing that hasn't been priced in.

[Anonymous No.53721856]

Just imagine not buying the GENERATIONAL BOTTOM in a game changing comapny.

[Anonymous No.53721862]

>>53721743
tires..plastics..paint..interior..

[Anonymous No.53721872]

>>53721853
the singularity

[Anonymous No.53721876]

>>53721797
>>53721809
Nominal GDP targeting let's go baybee

[Anonymous No.53721879]

>>53721829
>>53721802
Normies don't understand the significance of SpaceX's successes, because they already didn't even care about the Apollo program which was completely pants-on-head retardedly advanced for its time

[Anonymous No.53721886]

>>53721848
>tripfag
Filtered

[Anonymous No.53721888]

>>53721772
>>53721862
God i love to see you boomers seething.

[Anonymous No.53721895]

>>53721853
Zelda Tears of the Kingdom and Pikmin 4 being mid

[Anonymous No.53721899]

>>53721853
Dan

[Anonymous No.53721902]

>>53721823
And, look where we are.
>>53721842
Bezos found a niche in dropshipping and has been listening to the right people on buying up tech to back his play. Jobs was just a homo in a homo time, and he spent a ton of money on ads in a time when there were 2 systems you could buy, and everyone wanted one.
Elon doesn't have the style of Jobs, but he is way beyond both of them in considering consequences of his choices. That may be due to his endless lurking.
Didn't hurt that his dad had some money.

[Anonymous No.53721905]

imagine you had a great idea on how to solve 2 big problems in one shot: drought AND energy storage. but ONLY the idea, you don't have the resources to do much about it, only a proof of concept at most. how would you sell your idea?

[Anonymous No.53721920]

How much of a retard would you have to be to not own any shares of Abbott?

[Anonymous No.53721921]

>>53720851
which line foretold of this pump

[Anonymous No.53721922]

>>53721169
Hope you’re asking for a fren

[Anonymous No.53721925]

>>53721801
name them? SpaceX and Tesla are the only two with any semblance of success.
>Twitter
revenue is down 70%, his master plan is to get people to pay for a blue checkmark and not pay rent.
>Boring Company
has no working product and never will, basically a shell company
>Neurolink
all of their research is useless, just exists to abuse animals
>PayPal
he was kicked off from the board because nobody could tolerate him

I hate to break it to you, but Elon is the prototype for what a dumb person thinks a smart person is. Bezos is the only based CEO.

[Anonymous No.53721929]

>>53721905
Anon, they're called dams.

[Anonymous No.53721932]

>>53721920
is this a scoops reference

[Anonymous No.53721947]

>>53721905
I'd stop being such a kike and pitch it to VC if it actually helped things like energy and water shortage.

[Anonymous No.53721949]

>>53721920
Sorry, I prefer to crab with NVO because it lets me make fun of fatties.

[Anonymous No.53721951]

>>53721925
>h…he only has 2 $.5T companies
cope nigger

[Anonymous No.53721956]

Bros, I figured it out. I really fucking figured it out.
>Line usually goes up but sometimes it goes down.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53721960]

>>53721886
>posts images of some nigger
yeah you can kys too

[Anonymous No.53721964]

>>53721929
But where does the water come from

[Anonymous No.53721966]

>>53721956
stocks will continue to go up until they go down

[Anonymous No.53721967]

>>53721853
Nice try, Ackman.

[Anonymous No.53721972]

>>53721360
They look queer as fuck.

[Anonymous No.53721974]

>>53721964
Well when there's a lot of water in the sky, the clouds get too heavy to hold it and they drop some of it as rain.

[Anonymous No.53721980]

>>53721947
I'm no engineer though
also, VCs have perverse incentives. VCs ARE the kikes. I want some money for my idea AND to give it to the right people.

>>53721929
sure, but there is more to it...
this would work in certain areas only, though

[Anonymous No.53721983]

>>53721956
please delet this post

[Anonymous No.53721985]

>>53721671
Theta will destroy these even if you get move lower

[Anonymous No.53721989]

I DEMAND A DUMP

[Anonymous No.53721992]

>>53721974
That’s your solution to drought?

[Anonymous No.53722002]

>Boring crab day
>CPI report highrr than expected
>Boring crab day

[Anonymous No.53722004]

>>53721872
End of the world is always priced in. Becoming slaves in someone's system, also planned for, though some rebalance may be required.
>>53721925
Bezos is the MBA view of what intellectual means. Nose to the grindstone against all odds from ground up. But he's really just a driven salesman working %'s.
Elon may be better at using neural networks than Bezos, but that's not a sign of ignorance.
Being kicked out of places means you're a strong personality, not that you're wrong.
Twitter is turning out to be a bigger pit than I think he expected, the weight of the AI remaining is massive, and he's clearly hesitant to turn it into Chans 2.0, for good reason. So the community on twitter suffers between wishing for Elon's proclaimed choices, and the reality that he can't just dump the AI janny without way worse shit to advertising.
You faggots should be spending more time backing him, he released info proving that the USG via FBI was actively suppressing life saving information. Talk about fucking up a market.

[Anonymous No.53722007]

>>53721989
Who the fuck are you?

[Anonymous No.53722011]

>portfolio up 5%
Thanks abnb

[Anonymous No.53722014]

>>53721951
you've gone from 10 successful companies to 2. SpaceX's valuation is retarded because the private market is a huge, illiquid Ponzi. Tesla's valuation is retarded as well but Wall Street loves to place huge gamma ramps to capture as many bag holders as possible.

[Anonymous No.53722018]

>>53721992
Cloud seeding, desal, water pipelines and aqueducts, there are tons of solutions. Which tells you there's not a lot of alpha.

[Anonymous No.53722029]

>>53721966
Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

[Anonymous No.53722032]

>>53721802
He's not improving rocket tech you retarded nigger. He's improving LEO surveillance tech.

Nuclear rocket technology with capabilities far better than anything ever released publicly has been around since the 60s, with working nuclear rocket ramjet hybrid spaceships with long mission interplanetary and atmospheric departure and re-entry capability have been around since the 70s and early 80s.

Elon's rockets are childs play compared to Lockheed, Raytheon, and GD's nuclear rockets.

Picrelated is a manned nuclear propelled ship of ancient design that is no where near as capable as the ones I describe above.

[Anonymous No.53722035]

>>53722011
Just wait until the government rapes airbnb for mo money fo dem programs

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722040]

>>53721956
the SPY won't get back to yesterday's levels until after the great conflict between USA and China is settled with a decisive USA victory. we'll have those chinks praying to george floyd and encouraging the acceptance of mediocrity before the end of the decade... oh who the fuck am I kidding, there's no way we can win vs the chinks.

[Anonymous No.53722049]

>>53722018
How is California running out of water. Sounds more like they’re running out of money to solve the problem

[Anonymous No.53722051]

>>53721853
Water

[Anonymous No.53722064]

>>53721932
No it’s financial advice

[Anonymous No.53722069]

>>53721905
Start by protecting the idea legally.
Develop a 30 second pitch, sketches, and some hand's on example, even if the example isn't at all how the final tech would work.
Write up NonDisclosure NonCompete Contracts, sit down with investors via informed cold call.
Start by asking everyone you know who has the most money of the people they know, or has the most success in the business areas you'll need to complete the idea.

[Anonymous No.53722072]

>>53722032
>Elon's rockets are childs play compared to Lockheed, Raytheon, and GD's nuclear rockets.

[Anonymous No.53722079]

>>53721980
>I want some money for my idea AND to give it to the right people.
I can spot your tiny hat from all the way over here.

[Anonymous No.53722086]

>>53722049
>How is California running out of water.
It's not. It never had water to start with.

[Anonymous No.53722088]

>>53722051
So buy PHO?

[Anonymous No.53722090]

>tfw reported early Baker and got him banned, now we'll reach page 10 like we used to
Feels good desu

[Anonymous No.53722107]

>>53722090
I’m baking now

[Anonymous No.53722110]

>>53721732
>like 100000 niggers combined
I would rather a white African know how to game the system than a black one. Cope nigga

[Anonymous No.53722111]

>>53722090
File that fun fact under "Who gives a fuck"

[Anonymous No.53722113]

>>53722107
me too

[Anonymous No.53722118]

>>53722107
Too early cunt, let it go to page 9 at least

[Anonymous No.53722119]

>>53722004
>>53722004
>Bezos is the MBA view of what intellectual means
is that supposed to be an insult? because I think Bezos is remarkably smart and competent at not overextending his reach (unlike Elon).
>Twitter files schizo shit
All of them are nothing burger upon nothing burger, which is just rocket fuel for conspiracy theory nutjobs.

[Anonymous No.53722120]

>>53722072
you must have no idea what you're talking about.

Elon's rockets are literally merely used to get numerous numerous small surveillance satellites into LEO and thats their primary purpose. Sure they will eventually be able to be used to shuttle people up to space but that's nothing compared to the tech we have and have had since the 70s.

If theyre letting Elon in on the real rocketry, that's fine, but that's not why people here shill for him. He's never let on to knowing about it or using it.

[Anonymous No.53722121]

>>53722090
I'm getting baked now

[Anonymous No.53722122]

>>53722090
Doing g-d's work

[Anonymous No.53722127]

>>53722111
Fuck off cunt

[Anonymous No.53722137]

>>53722069
so, you mean I should build the proof of concept and shill it directly to rich people? is it really that simple?

>>53722079
the richest people in my country are a bunch of jews (not literal jews, but it doesn't matter) who don't care about people, nature or anything. they would do anything they could to gain power through extortion, corruption and so on.

[Anonymous No.53722138]

NEW
>>53722130
NEW
>>53722130
NEW
>>53722130

[Anonymous No.53722141]

Fresh
>>53722130
>>53722130
>>53722130

[Anonymous No.53722147]

>>53722119
>nothing burger upon nothing burger
TENURE Harvard and Stanford Highly Specialized Research Doctors, booted from the service. Because what they were saying was dubbed "misinformation" by the FBI?

[Anonymous No.53722149]

>>53722120
How often are nuclear rockets used?

[Anonymous No.53722160]

>>53722120
You're adorable. You really think there's some secret Shuttle-era program still ticking along. Like there's a reserve of diligent, steely-eyed Boomers who have now handed NTP tech off to brilliant diversity hires.

>No, Elon can't be ahead of anyone else because...because he can't be, OK?!

[Anonymous No.53722171]

>>53722137
Really is. Just make sure you have them sign the contract before they see the workings.
The 30 second pitch is just the general points, and your expected time of return and return levels. Prove that you've done some work on the profitability part and have a workable goal.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53722178]

>>53722049
This is Denise Kadara, she is responsible for California's water supply. I don't need to even say anything more.

[Anonymous No.53722196]

>>53722178
What could possibly go wrong.

[Anonymous No.53722251]

>>53722171
what if my idea would SAVE money for certain huge companies instead of making them any? would that still work?

[Anonymous No.53723112]

why are you niggers saying this is a crab day
today is gucci