/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53719542]

DAN is full of shit edition.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy2trws.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html


>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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[Anonymous No.53719562]

M-momma m-milkers

[Anonymous No.53719568]

>>53719542
boobs

[Anonymous No.53719574]

>>53719542
WHO IS THAT MOMMY

[Anonymous No.53719576]

Thread Theme for DAN Day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDg6EPsnANA

[Anonymous No.53719577]

does anyone actually talk about stocks on this thread or do we just keep jerking our dicks over the CPI report?

[Anonymous No.53719580]

This market is really resilient. It just refuses to die.

[Anonymous No.53719585]

>BTC up 3%
>SPY down .5%
Money is leaving the stock market

[Anonymous No.53719596]

>>53719542
GBP bros why is our currency such a piece of shit?

[Anonymous No.53719597]

>>53719577
Anon, nobody is going to give you legit alpha.

[Anonymous No.53719598]

>>53719577
I would like to discuss Palantir

[Anonymous No.53719599]

I went long on nvda and tesla with a x10 leverage

[Anonymous No.53719600]

What did Amazon mean by this

[Anonymous No.53719601]

Someone talk me out of FOMOing into COIN

[Anonymous No.53719603]

>>53719577
We will keep jerking it over inflation oriented news until the easy money and perpetual bullcrab market comes back and we are forced to scrape penny shits for volatility and large market moves.

[Anonymous No.53719606]

>>53719580
You know what that means. The short squeeze is over. You can't squeeze anymore....

When the last bear dies. That is when we crash.

[Anonymous No.53719611]

>>53719596
Because I keep exchanging mine for Gold, Bitcorn, and USD / CHF

[Anonymous No.53719616]

>>53719596
Real talk what does Britain even do? Financial bullshit?

[Anonymous No.53719618]

>>53719580
Reminder this fat obese retard is a multimillionaire and you shill soxl

[Anonymous No.53719619]

>SEC votes to shorten trading settlement to 1 business day

[Anonymous No.53719626]

>>53719580
it is being milked for all it's worth

[Anonymous No.53719627]

>>53719596
Anon you aren’t supposed to hold it

[Anonymous No.53719629]

Tiddies

[Anonymous No.53719630]

>All the action on the Nasdump happens in the first and last 5 minutes
Why don't they just open it for ten minutes per day and save us the crabbing?

[Anonymous No.53719635]

>>53719616
Financial services, consulting, a few oil / gas cos and miners.

[Anonymous No.53719636]

>>53719599
You are gonna make it.>>53719630

[Anonymous No.53719638]

DANnhiliation Day is today. Tread lightly!
Shout out to the DXY boys out there, you are winning

[Anonymous No.53719639]

>>53719597
someone told me to short PFE in december and i returned like 3x
thanks to whoever that was btw

[Anonymous No.53719641]

>>53719630
or just ban algos

[Anonymous No.53719644]

>>53719616
Their banking sector did indeed use to be huge, but has largely been supplanted by the american banks. They never recovered from 08. Essentially the only business worth anything over there is Diageo and I think some pharma corp.

[Anonymous No.53719650]

>>53719630
Most of the action happens in after hours tb.h

[Anonymous No.53719652]

this market is an industrial powered lawnmower chopping its way through your stops

[Anonymous No.53719653]

>>53719629
That's pits and hips, anon.

[Anonymous No.53719657]

SKYT can never lose money ever again. It's against the law. God's law.

[Anonymous No.53719656]

>>53719641
Just ban Anglos agreed

[Anonymous No.53719658]

Where are the VVIX faggots predicting a crash?

[Anonymous No.53719664]

>>53719650
it really doesn't anymore, it's all at open and close and then the market's dead in AH

[Anonymous No.53719674]

>>53719650
sounds like the market should never open

[Anonymous No.53719675]

>>53719652
>stops
Cowards. This goes for you stop win pussies, too.

[Anonymous No.53719676]

>>53719542
>that Lael
You heard, and delivered. Thank you, OP.
>>53719601
>Someone talk me out of FOMOing into COIN
Don't do it.

[Anonymous No.53719684]

I never make money on calls, but I always make money on puts (or rather, always finagle myself into a positive overall result even with a couple bad trades among the good ones). I guess I have a NOSE for SHIT.

[Anonymous No.53719685]

Coinbase bros...$1000 dollars EOY

[Anonymous No.53719689]

so we trading in this shit range the whole day?

[Anonymous No.53719698]

>>53719689
up down up down up down

[Anonymous No.53719701]

>>53719689
We're gonna crab for years anon

[Anonymous No.53719704]

>>53719600
Figurines?
Checked
>>53719629
>>53719542
Sauce

[Anonymous No.53719706]

>>53719684
There's lots of organisms who found their niche eating shit, anon.

[Anonymous No.53719708]

junk/high yield bonds getting ass wrecked yet again. Really wonder how long this divergence can exist. Yields up +1.5% and QQQ barely flat, the divergence between TLT and QQQ has to be reaching 2std at this point. They always come back together. Also yet another huge rally day for DXY shrugged off by the market

If the market can fight and beat the fed who is trying to tighten, who can else can beat the market? It has survived shitty earnings guidance, 2x powell speeches, CPI, and now retail sales this morning, it'll probably go green as I type this

maybe 0DTE calls truly have ushered in a new paradigm where fundamentals don't matter. What's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.53719709]

>>53719698
can't even do a proper swing in this tight range it's just bullshit

[Anonymous No.53719713]

>>53719650
kek what a retard. 99% of the action happens during market hours

[Anonymous No.53719717]

I am officially not a bear anymore. I‘m now a bull.
And as soon as I post this the market is going to crash, so you‘re welcome I guess.

[Anonymous No.53719719]

>>53719676
Bullshit that's Brainard

[Anonymous No.53719724]

>>53719629
She's hot. But there isn't enough pussy/arm pit hair.
You season your steak, don't you? Well...

[Anonymous No.53719727]

>>53719706
Dog shit, wrapped in cat shit

[Anonymous No.53719737]

>>53719717
>former bear turns bull admiting that markets will now flip

Usually thats pretty crabbish

[Anonymous No.53719743]

>nasdump
>soxl
>the algos

[Anonymous No.53719744]

>>53719685

[Anonymous No.53719752]

I'M GOING TO ACCOOMULATE

[Anonymous No.53719754]

>>53719574
it's an AI-enhanced lael.
https://www.gettyimages.co.nz/detail/news-photo/lael-brainard-governor-of-the-u-s-federal-reserve-arrives-news-photo/1163443923?adppopup=true

[Anonymous No.53719755]

>>53719708
Are you sure you’ve considered all possible fundamentals

[Anonymous No.53719759]

>>53719744
Le fair value meme
What‘s TSLA‘s fair value?
More than Toyota and VW combined?

[Anonymous No.53719765]

>>53719759
>What‘s TSLA‘s fair value?
0

[Anonymous No.53719768]

[Anonymous No.53719771]

>>53719754
>.co.nz
Hol up are you that Buy Puts Now dude?

[Anonymous No.53719774]

>>53719577
I buy canadian shit with thrashingly high yields to supplement my salary because I don't have much other prospects of making more money
It's not really that exciting to talk about so I just shitpost with the lads

[Anonymous No.53719776]

>>53719598
sell 1-year puts at or below $7.

[Anonymous No.53719777]

>>53719744
DCF only works with forecasting, those algos dont work on unprofitable companies most of the time. they'd tell you the same thing for amazon 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.53719778]

>>53719629
that's a man

[Anonymous No.53719785]

> OIL

Kek BAGGIEEEEEEEEEES

[Anonymous No.53719788]

>>53719759

[Anonymous No.53719790]

>>53719759
> fair value
You need to predict all sorts of things to arrive at a figure and predictions are mostly bullshit I believe

[Anonymous No.53719792]

>I mean, we pull all the strings and own all the politicians and hold 90% of the wealth...bit it's those damned KIDS and their STARBUCKS!

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53719794]

DAAAAANNNNIELLLLLL

WHERE ARE YOU DANIEL

COME OUT I JUST WANT TO TALK

[Anonymous No.53719796]

>>53719577
>>53719597
there's plenty of stock discussion i've gotten a lot of tickers from this place including SKYT +80% right now

[Anonymous No.53719798]

>>53719685
We went to 80+ really quick last time.

[Anonymous No.53719799]

>January retail sales jumped 3%, another growth signal for the U.S. economy
nevermind inflation goy

[Anonymous No.53719803]

>>53719788
How about spy?

[Anonymous No.53719808]

>>53719771
no.
i used google's image search. it can find source images for these. no matter what stable diffusion throws at you, you're two clicks away from verifying your suspicion that what you're looking at is probably not real.

[Anonymous No.53719809]

>>53719759
I mean Tesla's pe ratio is 50 right now so lol
lmao even

[Anonymous No.53719816]

>>53719792
I'm enjoying shitposting in those threads with this image.

[Anonymous No.53719821]

[Anonymous No.53719829]

>>53719577
BOOBS

[Anonymous No.53719830]

>>53719808
>you're two clicks away from verifying your suspicion that what you're looking at is probably not real
My advice to the youth is to assume everything is bullshit until proven otherwise. Also, the textures on this stable diffusion product are all wrong.

>Also WTFWT????

[Anonymous No.53719831]

>>53719759
>VW pe ratio is 4.9
>Toyota is 10.6
>Tesla is 52

[Anonymous No.53719834]

If you’re really a finance guy then you’re using the McDonald’s app.

[Anonymous No.53719842]

>>53719755

markets are literally more overpriced now at 5% terminal rates than they were at their ATH at 0% rates with QE and covid stimulus

It's not a matter of "fundamentals". The last time the 2 year yield was at this level, the SPY was at 375. Junk bonds have declined 4% (akin to a 10% move down on the SPY), yet the indices don't care. The dollar has rallied from the lows with no follow through. There are no fundamental arguments supporting valuations higher from here with rate hike expectations soaring by the week. Tell me what you think would justify buying the SPY at a forward p/e of 21? A level literally more expensive than when the fed funds was at 0%? Or do you think 5% of rate increases has no bearing on valuations? Or were you not alive to trade in a market when rates were above 0%?

[Anonymous No.53719852]

>>53719834
>$2.55
Ahhh, it's like it's 2003 again.

[Anonymous No.53719856]

>>53719834
Todays deals

[Anonymous No.53719858]

(((they))) can pump the market all they want.

i'm not going to buy (((their))) bags.

gonna wait for the market to crash with a "soft landing".

[Anonymous No.53719861]

>>53719842
The S&P is almost twice as overvalued as international

[Anonymous No.53719863]

>>53719842
Did you know that the companies on the s&p 500 arent those that have junk bonds? Yeah , shitty companies are getting rekt. Those arent the ones on the s&p 500.

[Anonymous No.53719864]

>>53719792
>Convince 2 entire generations that climate change will literally cause the apocalypse
>why aren't they saving foe the future?

[Anonymous No.53719873]

>>53719792
Millennials and zoomers have noticed that instead of buying a home, they could buy other things with that money. This is called supply and demand, but when it negatively impacts demand for the main asset held by boomers, boomers don’t like it

[Anonymous No.53719899]

>>53719863
SPY is looking bullish
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.53719898]

SQQQ premiums are predicting a huge reversal.

[Anonymous No.53719904]

>>53719799

[Anonymous No.53719909]

>>53719858
>not trusting the jewmedia bobbleheads narrative
>believes only in his own conviction
extremely based

[Anonymous No.53719918]

[Anonymous No.53719926]

There was LITERALLY no news; how can it pump??

[Anonymous No.53719929]

>>53719909
But the media narrative has been that we must doomp for sure soon

[Anonymous No.53719928]

>>53719873
>they could buy other things with that money
I mean....God knows I never pass up an opportunity to shit on millennials and zoomers but, that article is a joke

[Anonymous No.53719934]

>>53719898
VIX Doin nuffin

[Anonymous No.53719936]

>>53719863

credit spreads are an indicator of risk on/risk off, not a literal critique of companies. Anyway, if your post had any relevance, we wouldn't be seeing high beta dogshit companies leading the rally, we'd see leadership by quality companies. That isn't TSLA or NVDA

[Anonymous No.53719935]

Brappy gas is making a comeback

[Anonymous No.53719940]

>>53719864
Kinda. It's more likely the inundation with sexualized imagery. Suggestive female poses force the male brain to consider immediate benefits over long-term plans, and the effect can last as long as 24 hours.
Hence, just driving the average US town will ruin the portfolio planning of the average male, if he's not already excited by the perspective of .5% gains per day.

[Anonymous No.53719941]

>>53719704
Sauce is AI anon

[Anonymous No.53719944]

>>53719929
it's all about soft landing / no landing
they even moved the goalpost on hot CPI and higher retail sales

[Anonymous No.53719946]

>>53719926
>how can it pump??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4akMaeZ0-k

[Anonymous No.53719951]

I actually want to do a big buy in SPY
waiting tho

[Anonymous No.53719954]

Just put my rent money on BOIL @ 6.39. Lets do this BOILchads

[Anonymous No.53719955]

Can’t wait to come back here and stunt on you smug assholes once my BBBY calls print money. Stay poor. Fucking kek.

[Anonymous No.53719956]

>>53719918
The GME tards are going to bitch about faster trades aren't they

[Anonymous No.53719959]

>>53719909
>>53719858
Probably also worth noting that every time the market is up and then fails to break out it will dump. People keep failing that breakout probably because everything is fucked and the market is overpriced, so a dump is inevitable.

[Anonymous No.53719960]

DUMB
A
N

[Anonymous No.53719964]

>>53719918
WTF I love the SEC now?

[Anonymous No.53719967]

>>53719955
Whatever help you cope with the bankruptcy and the 80% stock dilution

[Anonymous No.53719974]

>>53719856
That 25% off coupon is rare as fuck, you better use it anon

[Anonymous No.53719975]

COIN Keep pumping sers shieeet

[Anonymous No.53719976]

>>53719936
>>53719842
BUDDY LOOK AT YIELD CURVE
NOBODY IS THINKING THE RATES ARE STAYING AT 5% LOL

[Anonymous No.53719980]

Someone tried to convince me that McDonald’s is actually good for you the other day

[Anonymous No.53719989]

What is the most lewd pic you can post without getting banned?

Also, I sold 2 puts of TWLO at $60 to get $560 in premiums.

[Anonymous No.53719990]

Is AMZN just shitting, or actually overpriced?

[Anonymous No.53719991]

>>53719954
Based, YGMI

[Anonymous No.53719992]

DAN, more like Destroyed ANus lmao gottem

[Anonymous No.53719998]

>>53719980
Holding it, yeah.
Profiting off of dumb burgers is always good for you.

[Anonymous No.53720002]

>>53719960
DANs prediction is really stretching out today

[Anonymous No.53720003]

Fellas, I'm getting bogged by Microsoft.

[Anonymous No.53720004]

>>53719918
T+1 settlement in 2024?? Who else is excited?

[Anonymous No.53720010]

>>53719980
McDouble has perfect macros bro

[Anonymous No.53720014]

I'm so tired og bag holding BOIL but it's finally starting to turn around. Down a whopping 62% on my entire position.

[Anonymous No.53720015]

>>53719976

The yield curve is telling you explicitly that rates ARE staying above 5%.That's literally why its inverted. The 2 year wouldn't be rallying, nor would fed funds futures remove cuts for 2023.

[Anonymous No.53720016]

>>53719989

[Anonymous No.53720017]

what went wrong bobros?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720019]

>>53719856
>supporting businesses that employ black people
ishygddt

[Anonymous No.53720021]

>>53719989
Is that Chris "The Diddler" D'Elia behind her

[Anonymous No.53720026]

Well, good news everyone, the US just milked the largest amount of petroleum from the earth that I've seen in years.

>>53719926
>when I met her I thought she was a skater girl..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD-RLt44798

[Anonymous No.53720029]

>>53719998
Oh goodness this one.

[Anonymous No.53720035]

>>53720016

[Anonymous No.53720040]

Can natural gas reaches $5 again ?

[Anonymous No.53720047]

>>53720017
They don't have institutional power. So many people's jobs require the market quite simply go up. We will never see another 2008/2001, there will always be bailouts, bobos will always lose.

[Anonymous No.53720049]

You guys told me the market would crash today

[Anonymous No.53720050]

>>53719980
It’s pretty healthy compared to what most people eat

[Anonymous No.53720053]

>>53720040
Not with production where it is right now.
EIA petroleum inputs went 5x W.o.W.,which suggests a large gain in pocket NG.

[Anonymous No.53720057]

>>53720049

[Anonymous No.53720059]

>>53720049

[Anonymous No.53720060]

Ftse has broken 8k, all hail bong overlords

[Anonymous No.53720062]

>>53720049
>believing a chud AI chat bot

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53720065]

>>53719989

sell TSLA

[Anonymous No.53720068]

>>53720040
$3.50 could happen.
>>53720049
this>>53720059

[Anonymous No.53720071]

should have shorted more tlt 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.53720073]

>>53719842
I’m not seeking to perfectly explain why the market is trading at the level it is at any given moment. Things seem to have calmed down quite a bit, maybe the market settles somewhere around 4000. You sound very convinced you’re right, maybe there’s something you’re missing

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720076]

>>53720017
You know this is how tops are formed? inside day after a green day. This is what a top looks like, this is exactly how the 2008 thing started. It's only going to get worse from here, and the bulls are acting all smug and cocky even though they know they're not better today than they were yesterday.
#DANwasRight #DANday #MarketCrashImminent

[Anonymous No.53720084]

>>53720068
2 is too greedy, 3,5 is delusional

[Anonymous No.53720088]

>>53720060
Oh good, because my boomer funds are overweight FTSE exposure

[Anonymous No.53720098]

>>53719600
it thinks you're a tacky white woman

[Anonymous No.53720105]

Earnings after close today

[Anonymous No.53720108]

>>53720076
kek baggot kek

this should be your warning sign bobos, baggie is in full bear seethe mode, inverse him if you want to make money otherwise shut up and stay poor

[Anonymous No.53720109]

>>53719989

[Anonymous No.53720112]

>>53720105
>Cope Airlines
that's a short

[Anonymous No.53720119]

>>53720073

>maybe there’s something you’re missing

would love to hear the argument for SPY 420+ given we know 100% for a fact economic data will slow from here as 150 bps of hikes finally kick in and earnings growth will decline materially from here given hard comps + hikes/rates. Apparently, people say markets are forward looking but I think that only applies to them going up

I really would, I could write a dissertation why it should be lower easily, but I never hear the argument why it should be higher given current macro backdrops

[Anonymous No.53720120]

>>53719959
The problem is we all internally recognize that the economy is bullshit and the numbers are made up ("Groceries are only up 7% good citizen, ignore that your grocery bill is literally 200% higher now than it was this time last year that's merely anecdotal!") and no one wants to work or reproduce and money is worthless and there's no viable future and WW3 is imminent and

[Anonymous No.53720130]

I think longing this shit before earnings today is literally free money.

[Anonymous No.53720132]

>yields, DXY, Nasdaq all up
Bullish

[Anonymous No.53720138]

>>53719842
higher inflation means higher prices means higher EPS means lower E/P??
I mean, ignoring that this suggests savings can buy less. As long as we continue inflationary spiral, the market prices will grow grow grow!
Some day soon, you'll be able to sell 1 share MSFT for $42,252,534, having bought it that morning for the low low price of $5,352,342. That's a nice return, I don't care who you are.

[Anonymous No.53720142]

BOILBROS PLZ I REALLY NEED LINE TO GO UP

[Anonymous No.53720143]

>>53720119
Stocks have an upward bias, innit.

[Anonymous No.53720147]

In our darkest hour...

[Anonymous No.53720149]

PUTS
PUTS

[Anonymous No.53720152]

>>53720120
BOOBS!

[Anonymous No.53720153]

Apple is a fucking powerhouse. Be sure to thank Tim Cook for propping up the entire market.

[Anonymous No.53720158]

Gold baggies

[Anonymous No.53720160]

tfw longing C3 AI Inc (ticker symbol AI) and it's already up over 7% at the time of this post. my calls are printing.

based fucking dan and based AI is truly the future

[Anonymous No.53720163]

>>53720132
How is this possible? Isn't there an inverse correlation between some of them?

[Anonymous No.53720168]

>>53720142
i bought so we should be all good

[Anonymous No.53720172]

>>53720153
It's Tim Apple

[Anonymous No.53720174]

>>53720163
inverse correlations aren't hard rules, chud

[Anonymous No.53720175]

You guys aren't part of the great regret are you?

[Anonymous No.53720176]

>>53719842
The only fundamentals that matters is QE. If we have a recession QE comes back. If not then a bull market has already started. Look forward farther.

[Anonymous No.53720178]

>>53720163
>How is this possible?

[Anonymous No.53720180]

>>53720163
There should be yes. I blame algos and options degenerates.

[Anonymous No.53720181]

>>53720149
>he browses reddit
>he posts IN ALL caps on 4chan
you realize no thinking person clicks on the thumbnail

[Anonymous No.53720185]

>>53720119
>write a dissertation
I don’t think anyone cares but have you considered going short? If you’re right the market might take a surprise dump, sounds like a juicy opportunity

[Anonymous No.53720191]

>>53720178
>How is this possible?

[Anonymous No.53720198]

>>53720142
just wait until earnings tonight, dont worry about it

[Anonymous No.53720200]

>>53720120
>your grocery bill is literally 200% higher now
shopping at the wrong store bro

[Anonymous No.53720202]

>>53720119
Economic data won't slow. Inflation is transitory and going down, the US economy can easily take 6% rates, maybe even 10%, with no issues.

[Anonymous No.53720204]

>>53720181
Or do they?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zgx1os4VAVM
Short META

[Anonymous No.53720208]

Someone explain to me how the government can shut down the global economy for months, print tens of trillions of dollars, drive inflation out of control, and somehow the economy is unaffected.

[Anonymous No.53720210]

>>53720202
>10%
My erection cannot even be measured by the Moh's harness scale.

[Anonymous No.53720211]

>>53720200
>Ham Butt Portion

[Anonymous No.53720213]

>>53720149
You long it on IPO day and then short it the following day or into the close on IPO day. That's how every faggot meme IPO post-Covid has played out. There isn't any reason to believe why this time should be different. Reddit would have more meme potential that anything we've seen so far and it could be dragged on for a few days until it fizzles out and begins to dump heavy.

[Anonymous No.53720218]

The stock market owes me gains

[Anonymous No.53720220]

>>53720208
Because America is the greatest country in the history of the world.

[Anonymous No.53720223]

>>53720200
>chicken nuggets
Enjoy your goyslop
>Oscar Meyer bacon
Literal fucking garbage. I’d rather eat the fuckin microwave shit.

[Anonymous No.53720225]

>>53720174
Rule these nuts fag
>>53720178
>buying with money they don't have
Checks out desu
>>53720180
I remember seeing some chart showing that retail is at it again with options. I still can't wrap my head around this.

[Anonymous No.53720228]

>>53720181
It's an article, retard

[Anonymous No.53720229]

>>53720208
Uhmmm (((who))) do you think controls the market? Hello!

[Anonymous No.53720230]

>>53720204
No
Your style of shitposts just gets ignored
you have more chance farming 5 impressions on twitter

[Anonymous No.53720237]

>>53720218
I owe my female broker sex.

[Anonymous No.53720240]

>>53720175
Sheet, haven't taken the injection, won't take the injection, don't gaf about Tiffany in HR.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTIUbRcZxTM
Short GOOG

[Anonymous No.53720242]

>>53720208
FED heemed the rest of the planet including the bottom 95% of their own country

[Anonymous No.53720246]

>>53720208
>he thinks the economy is real

[Anonymous No.53720249]

>>53720223
>>chicken nuggets
they're dino tendies retard

[Anonymous No.53720253]

>>53720228
see, didnt bother to click on it. Its just being ignored

[Anonymous No.53720256]

>>53720225
>I still can't wrap my head around this.

If people start buying lots of calls in comparison to puts, the market makers have to buy the underlying stock to hedge. Since 1 options contract controls 100 shares, it has a disproportionate impact.

[Anonymous No.53720258]

>>53720249
Tendies and nuggets ARE NOT fungible.

[Anonymous No.53720263]

>>53720229
Based Elon

[Anonymous No.53720271]

Fuck off DAN the crabbing will continue

[Anonymous No.53720273]

>>53720175
>Stay in your goycage.
>Do you dare seek greener pastures
>You'll regret it
>Look at the other goyim who thought like you
So tiresome

[Anonymous No.53720275]

>>53720175
God, I love the media. These phenomena are only real in the sense that newspapers are supposing they're real.

[Anonymous No.53720276]

>>53720225
Because retail investors know the Fed is the market and the Fed has pivoted. You have to get into tech NOW while there's still "uncertainty"

[Anonymous No.53720277]

Look at the yields kek, the bond apocalypse continues

[Anonymous No.53720288]

>>53720175
>worker shortage
>"Don't quit goyim!!!!"

[Anonymous No.53720290]

>>53720230
Oh, I think you don't know the depth of my shitposts.
Fuck Silicon Valley. Fuck GOOG, fuck META, fuck APPL, fuck Juice spy tech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SZuFi9htLA

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53720291]

>finish smoking a cigarette
>do 5 minutes of work
>want another cigarette break

mankind isnt meant for this

[Anonymous No.53720293]

>>53720015
higher yields means people are not buying or are selling the bonds my dude

[Anonymous No.53720294]

>>53720200
>Your bill isn't high
>see look at this carcinogenic meat byproduct you can get for the low low price of heart disease before age 40
>ignore that we've been quietly shrinking the portions and supplementing your food ingredients with mulched up crickets to keep prices relatively normal looking

[Anonymous No.53720295]

>>53720277
Why the fuck are yields still going up when we're supposed to be approaching terminal rates?

[Anonymous No.53720301]

Someone explain to me right fucking now why a higher than expected CPI did literally nothing to the market.

[Anonymous No.53720304]

>>53720208
IT'S THOSE DAMNED MILLENNIAL AND ZOOMER KIDS WITH THEIR AVOCADO TOASTS

[Anonymous No.53720310]

>>53720301
Retail needs to get HOOKED before the next meltdown.

[Anonymous No.53720316]

>>53720163
everything from dxy, yields, economic data, TA tea leaves indicators, biggest retail inflow for years, points to massive crash but (((they))) are still holding it up while fighting the fed
remember last year it was "don't fight the fed" now it's somehow different

[Anonymous No.53720318]

which one of you goofballs got popcorn'd trying to short SI (again)

[Anonymous No.53720321]

>>53720290
Why you keep replying if you know you are ignored. Your text isnt read, your link inst clicked

[Anonymous No.53720322]

>>53720301
Priced in. Market is FORWARD LOOKING

[Anonymous No.53720323]

>>53720301
>>53720295
Chuds. You always will be chuds. This is a bull market.

[Anonymous No.53720324]

>>53720275
ilke Mark Twain said if you dont read the news you're uninformed, if you do read the news you're misinformed. And that was like at least 50 years ago

[Anonymous No.53720327]

>>53720301
Stocks are front-running the pivot around 2 years in advance.

[Anonymous No.53720328]

>>53720301
Everyone is tired of the market's collective shit and just wants it to go up or at least not down.

[Anonymous No.53720333]

>TSLA just keeps upping
yes I am sour.

[Anonymous No.53720334]

>>53720225
you'd be wise to ignore any posters who mention the retail boogeyman

[Anonymous No.53720337]

>>53720240
>>53720275
>>53720273
>>53720288
Sounds to me that you're all suffering from resenteeism...

[Anonymous No.53720338]

>>53719842
>Junk bonds have declined 4% (akin to a 10% move down on the SPY)

Voodoo economics. Investors aren't even sure if and when bonds and equity decouple and when they move in lockstep.

[Anonymous No.53720339]

I’m so fucking tired of this bullshit

[Anonymous No.53720342]

What did I do wrong, bros? Other than getting drunk on Jim Bean Vanilla last night, this hangover is not fun

[Anonymous No.53720345]

>>53720293

The fed controls the 2 year yield with hike expectations. If Jerome comes out with an emergency 25 hike tomorrow, the 2 year yield will skyrocket.

Back end "duration" is influenced by inflation and growth expectations. Yield curve inversion happens when growth expectations plummet, causing the back end to go down, while the 2 year yield stays up because of fed policy. Not sure what your post meant to accomplish, but there you go if you don't understand inversion

[Anonymous No.53720350]

>>53720322
How do you fucking price something in that was higher than expected

[Anonymous No.53720353]

>>53720342
forgot pic

[Anonymous No.53720354]

Just think about it logically bobos. If the US has a recession, QE is coming which means buy tech. If no recession, bull market has already started, buy tech. At SOME point in the future, the Fed will be able to cut back to 2%, maybe in 2025. You need to be looking forward YEARS not months.

[Anonymous No.53720365]

>>53720345
10Y is down because people wrongly expect a recession. There will be no recession.

[Anonymous No.53720367]

Did some of you really buy puts on SKYT instead of just buying?
Why do you do this?

I’m not mad just disappointed

[Anonymous No.53720368]

Look at all this crap.

[Anonymous No.53720370]

>>53720337
...That's a real article.

[Anonymous No.53720377]

>>53720367
im about to write 5 puts at $10 lol free money

[Anonymous No.53720378]

>>53720370
>reading articles

[Anonymous No.53720379]

bad news INTC bros, I am selling $27 puts expiring next week. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.53720380]

Lunch time megadump incoming. Brace yourselves.

[Anonymous No.53720382]

>>53720342
>>53720353
you should rearrange your port so the first letters of your tickers spell out REGRAT and sell the j one and tqqq. also stop drinking

[Anonymous No.53720390]

feel like absolute shit just want blood red days again bros

[Anonymous No.53720396]

>>53720350
The markets have priced in the upcoming rate decreases, quantative easing and market recovery as well as the heat death of the universe

[Anonymous No.53720400]

>>53720368
>BYND
This must be a black hole of elite monies.

[Anonymous No.53720401]

>>53720390
No.

[Anonymous No.53720402]

>>53720353
No offense but what the fuck are those tickers lmao

Just buy FAGMAN

[Anonymous No.53720406]

>>53720368
>GME still pumping
I really wish blackrock would just end these retarded goyim already.

[Anonymous No.53720415]

G A P filled

[Anonymous No.53720416]

>>53720337
>I was going to be Hemmingway. I was going to spar with Shakespeare.
>Now I live by imagining through scenarios that will sell clicks to midwit breeders in management holding sway over skills they aren't smart enough to understand and don't have the personal fortitude or quality of character to care to see real world outcomes in completion.
At least they're practicing for that novel they'll get done some day.

This is not a Wiley play, their margins aren't in my quality count, though I admit I haven't scanned them in a while.

[Anonymous No.53720417]

>>53720367
Bought more March $12.50 puts. Feels good to make easy money.

[Anonymous No.53720418]

Okay, I've figured it all out. The stock market is a derivative of the options market, and degenerate gamblooors are ruining it. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53720433]

You are not allowed to just keep looking forward into an unknown future and skip all the bad stuff you fucking assholes

[Anonymous No.53720437]

>>53720406
hooking retail into options gambling was the smartest thing MM's ever did
>that's the soft landing

[Anonymous No.53720438]

>>53720418
>Derivatives aren't derivative
MM are bastards.

[Anonymous No.53720440]

>>53720368
didn't even know wework wasn't bankrupt yet

Add to that list:
UPST
SI
BZFD
PTON

Good for trading on the backs of the squeeze/FOMO but don't overstay your welcome

[Anonymous No.53720446]

>>53720334
i'm also scouting twitter and i'm coming to this realisation. Also fuck all these macro gurus with their credentials on their profile (CFA, MBA, PhD, SMD)
>>53720256
Even though this makes some sense I still think I'm missing something. I guess I have to accept that this is the exact reverse of last year when market was dumping on any news. Buy the dip on news release and sell when Jerome literally says to sell

[Anonymous No.53720450]

And just like THAT...
DAN has been proven to be a fraud!
AI is not the future!
DAN is not the future!
ChatGPT is not the future!
TQQQ calls are the only future!

[Anonymous No.53720451]

E*TRADE is down

[Anonymous No.53720454]

>>53720337
Who the fuck is coming up with this shit. All these dumb terms have been around but now they're just labeling them and shoving it in everyone's faces. How many times do I have to hear about quiet quitting or quiet firing.

[Anonymous No.53720456]

>>53720437
Frfr, ongod.

[Anonymous No.53720459]

>>53720454
HHHmmm yes. Qui indeed...

[Anonymous No.53720463]

>>53720450
AI does not exist, these are just extremely long if else if machines

[Anonymous No.53720468]

Adjusting for inflation anyone that put money in the stock market in 2019 has lost money

[Anonymous No.53720476]

>>53720433
Wiley Coyote is sooo close to the Roadrunner that he hasn't had time to look down yet.

Also, dietbros, meat is good for you. Almost any meat. PUFAs and seed oils are literally worse than smoking 2 packs a day (definition of heavy smoker)

[Anonymous No.53720479]

>>53720367
I did indeed and unloaded those suckers at open this morning.

[Anonymous No.53720482]

>>53720450
And yet semis and ai is pumping. The market is always right

[Anonymous No.53720491]

>>53720476
Fuck. Its worse than mild smoking (1 pack a day) and worse than heavy drinking. And worse than sugar.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720496]

>>53720418
always has been

[Anonymous No.53720500]

how often do they want to do this fake bullshit

[Anonymous No.53720502]

>>53720463
>extremely long if else if machines
what is biolife if not this

[Anonymous No.53720507]

>>53720468
>the post that killed cashgang

[Anonymous No.53720509]

Just walk. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.53720510]

>grand slam only $3.99 today
slop bros...

[Anonymous No.53720516]

spy just went green

[Anonymous No.53720518]

>>53720510

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720535]

>>53720518
that's a man isn't it?

[Anonymous No.53720539]

>>53720476
How to get correlation without proving causation.
Veggie oils are cheaper, meaning they are used by people who don't have alot of money, which brings all kinds of outcomes that might be negative to one's longevity, especially in urban settings.
Everyone has an angle, and bad data can be worse than no data.

[Anonymous No.53720543]

now or never

[Anonymous No.53720546]

>>53720535
Sexiest man I ever seen.

[Anonymous No.53720554]

>>53720546
i'd cum in his armpit

[Anonymous No.53720561]

>>53720543
Cool 80s retro art, anon.

[Anonymous No.53720566]

>>53720543
>>53720546
Nigger jew auto-posts to silence my insights. Check the page, you'll see 2 posts within seconds, every time.

[Anonymous No.53720568]

>>53720543
OH MY FUCKING GOD DID HE JUST DRAW LINES ON A GRAPH????? SELL SELLL REDDIT SELL!!!

[Anonymous No.53720569]

>>53720476
What a wierd timeline we're on...

[Anonymous No.53720571]

>>53720454
Well well well, this sounds like somebody who just got back from back from bare minimum Monday.

[Anonymous No.53720572]

>>53720543
Look at all those lines

[Anonymous No.53720586]

>>53720566
If the TA worked, wouldn't the market makers know about how and play it?

[Anonymous No.53720597]

>>53720208
What do you mean by unaffected? We literally have 10% daily inflation

[Anonymous No.53720600]

>>53720539
You sound like a fucking jew.

There's a tremendous amount of data showing causation regarding the health ills caused by seed oils you dirty kike

[Anonymous No.53720604]

>>53720586
TA is cope

[Anonymous No.53720606]

>>53720208
The economy is affected you dimwitted mongrel of incestuous origin, but the economy isn't the stock market. Yeah you have to work twice as hard now to buy a glass of beer but the stock market doesn't reflect the real world anymore because the Federal Reserve can just enter in whatever number they want.

[Anonymous No.53720613]

>>53719542
>>53714414
>https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1546472693234470912.html
this shit is rigged, you faggots.

[Anonymous No.53720616]

>>53720586
TA only works at renaissance technologies, allegedly

[Anonymous No.53720618]

>>53720586
don't mind me, I have moments where the world is certainly a fucking ashkenazi booger picker with herpes laughing over the failure of all that is good.
probably should stop listening to Sabaton while trading.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eE5Bt2YkIbk

[Anonymous No.53720623]

>>53720586

why discount a free edge? If you perform even 5% better drawing lines on a chart, why wouldn't you do it? Is it actually better than NOT drawling lines on a chart? Simple logical explanation

[Anonymous No.53720631]

>>53720357
>HEY GUESS WHAT!
>>53720357
>THERE'S A NEW THREAD
>>53720357
>FOR (YOU)!

[Anonymous No.53720632]

>>53720613
kek, thanks for the extra (You)

I teach /biz/ some Fed magic and everyone starts going schizo

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720633]

remember SPY is red, we're all going to die, and WW3 is about to get in full swing. YEEEEHAAAAWWW!!!!

[Anonymous No.53720634]

>>53720618
Huh?

>>53720623
Oh, I love edging.

[Anonymous No.53720645]

>amzn
go back to 113 already

[Anonymous No.53720649]

I just got offered $1200 to jerk off into a cup 8 times a month.

I told the wife I thought it seemed promising and she said no.

It's not like she makes the decisions but what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.53720656]

>>53720631
not joining the baggot crew

[Anonymous No.53720660]

>>53720600
But it's not shown in that chart. Did they adjust for income?
Did your "tremendous data" do this?
Part of the reason veggie oil is used is that it's cheap, and it tends to have little notable flavor. Which means it doesn't ruin the expected taste in long-term stored goods if the flavor changes a bit. And you can fill that item with preservatives that won't conflict with an expected taste.

[Anonymous No.53720663]

>>53720631
Not going to fucking GME general faggot

[Anonymous No.53720671]

What should I do with this GUSH i held through last summers high?

[Anonymous No.53720677]

Alright, I baked once today. Your turn you lazy shits.

[Anonymous No.53720680]

>>53720586
>>53720616
>>53720623

Market makers don't use basic bitch retail TA

It's all proprietary sh!t like Demark Indicators and

[Anonymous No.53720685]

>>53720680
>and
AND????? AND WHAT????

[Anonymous No.53720688]

>>53720677
None of those are nice butts

[Anonymous No.53720687]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.53720694]

>>53720677
How is it possible to have so little ass? She needs to go on a cheeseburger diet.

[Anonymous No.53720698]

>>53720632
hey, so it was you. I was the one asking questions, the economic illiterate brainlet who understands only the bare basics, and only because I read random shit from time to time...
I'm sad to see that I discovered that shit (thanks to you) the precise moment things already had changed... so I guess I need to ask: I think we left the conversation at "S&P is overbought, someone is buying all that shit". what's the latest development? why do people say the chinese are buying?

>>53720677
>no ass
why

[Anonymous No.53720699]

>>53720677
None of these are from after 2017

[Anonymous No.53720701]

>>53720677
Al of those are amazing tight butts
10/10 would forcibly sodomize

[Anonymous No.53720706]

>>53720688
Hey, I appreciate the petite lil butts as well as those so obese and wide they get stuck in doors.

>>53720694
Yes.

[Anonymous No.53720708]

>>53720649
its wrong to help degenerates have children

[Anonymous No.53720715]

>>53720616
I have my doubts they actually do pure TA. They're all under extreme NDAs so nobody will ever know until someone gets fucked over and leaks it after they die

[Anonymous No.53720729]

>>53720721
>>53720721
>>53720721
new

[Anonymous No.53720734]

SOMEONE FUCKING BAKE THE BREAD

[Anonymous No.53720735]

>>53720476
Good study. Although I love all these people saying "muh seed oils" are bad but then in the same breath say "olive oil is muh good". Olives are a fucking seed. Yes they are pressed rather than processed and yes I believe Onions is cancer, but we need better words for this shit.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53720751]

>>53720677
rolling for rollers choice

[Anonymous No.53720866]

>>53720698
read my response in the old thread: >>53715275

I have no idea what these "ppl saying chinese buying" are. Is this the latest bear cope?


In any case if you want to dig even deeper you need to understand the JPYUSD dynamics and how that affects all markets. (Yen dollar carry trade). This is why following the DXY is important. FX markets have been the truer barometer of the markets and not the VIX.

Here's the rabbit hole:
https://twitter.com/stephenharlinmd/status/1623890254070484992?cxt=HHwWgMC4waLlm4ktAAAA

[Anonymous No.53721268]

>>53720677
honestly my type

[Anonymous No.53721313]

>>53720454
You are starting to realize that the news is just a kaleidoscope of bullshit, wherein the same 12 or so stories are rotated around while changing their shape slightly. As soon as you start noticing things a new story is rotated in, distorts, and then vanishes, only to have another old story rotated back in as if it were something new.

[Anonymous No.53722132]

>>53719629
she has had 3 boyfriends and she is currently fucking the latest one, don't you follow her twitch streams?