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Bulls Make Money, Bears Make Money, Pigs Get Slaughtered Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock Market Vocabulary
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://www.watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://www.planetnews.com/live/stock-update.html?sfw=pass1651698381

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://www.optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com

>Screeners
https://www.finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://www.etfdb.com/
https://www.finscreener.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator

>Calendars
https://www.investing.com/economic-calendar
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc
https://www.market24hclock.com/
https://www.squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://www.tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://www.finance.yahoo.com/research
https://www.finsight.com/bond-screener/corporate-bonds

>Links for Mumus
https://bad-dragon.com/shop

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Who is this faggot and why should I care?

>> No.53716052

>>53716048
STOP DOXXING SCOPSIS

>> No.53716053

>>53716048
bro I just wanted you to help me get a job

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H-hold your horses! We still need to fire 6 million more retail investors!

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first for fuck mumus, joos and especially jannies

>> No.53716058

>>53716048
oh that was just michael abbott's (rhymes with faggot) pathetic attempt at a counterdoxxing, kek

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>>53716048
I heard scoopsies is turning 37 in June…

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who would have thought

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I am buying tomorrow's giga-dip. Dan wills it.

>> No.53716077

>>53716058
nice try scoopsies, but you can’t just post some rando tech fag’s info off of youtube and call it a doxx

>> No.53716082

>>53716069
leave jerry c alone
he's not scoops

>> No.53716085

>>53716069
how the hell do you guys find the address lmao?

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>> No.53716099

>>53716082
Hi jerome… I’m gonna leave a gift for you at your place one of these days:
>>53716069

hint on the gift:
https://youtu.be/RT0zB47mPfc

>> No.53716100

>>53716088

The problem is you can't trust that DAN will even attempt to tell you the truth. I think sometimes it just makes shit up out of whole cloth just to complete an answer.

>> No.53716103

you guys are fucking hopeless. i got scoops apartment # and phone number in about 30 seconds after the doxx.

>> No.53716110

>>53716085
aussie expats (read as: IMMIGRANTS) aren’t very smart so it’s easy to find them.

Also, an AWS cert isn’t going to get you jack shit in this economy.

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>>53716100
prediction was like 2 weeks ago, I would be surprised if we unironically get a crash.
it would make for a good meme though and make me a lot of money

>> No.53716123

>>53716103
Hi jerome.
I know.
I got your address preddy easy.

>> No.53716135

>>53716103
Also, CHECK YOUR EMAIL.
You have a job offer from Durgasoft.
- with love from Kazakhstan

>> No.53716136

>>53716110
you sure are one dumb negro.
we don't have spics in australia. you'd know that if you ever left your flyover shithole.

>> No.53716137

I really need TSLA to go down tomorrow

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Do you guys think Jerome will give me a kiss if I knock on his door?

>> No.53716150

>futures

why the sudden dump? Even when the CPI came out still too high, markets went full retard and pumped earlier.

>> No.53716155

>>53716053
>>53716146
why don't you ask him, he's in the thread

>> No.53716156

>>53716150
DAN predicted this

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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElVjz_5Odhs

Welcome.

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Asdf 12334 cum in abime until a i haven't vabhgruf ips you bitchbooi cummiesss commandifdëgkyt gets aGOOD BYKKKKISG

>> No.53716163

>>53716071
they're really going to try to memory hole the entire thing, huh?

>> No.53716164

>>53716150
QQQ was 100% inversely correlated with DXY today.
the algos are hypersensitive to dollar strength rn.

a weak breeze could knock the market over right now

>> No.53716167

>>53716136
you have flips instead of spics and that doesnt change the fact that you're the unwelcome immigrant go back to your prison island

>> No.53716169

>>53716167
no, no i think i'll just stay here and fuck your women

>> No.53716177

>>53716150
In high volatility conditions the market has a tendency to go through a delayed reaction. One of the recent FOMCs was like that. It may have been the Jackson Hole fiasco I don't recall exactly. It was bad news, the market pumped that day, next day it plunged.

>> No.53716180

>>53716169
>he wants sexual intercourse with american women
umm ok buddy they all fuck niggers and dogs you should take as many back to prison with you as possibl

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yeah, im thinkin, yesterday's pump was fake and gay

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Scoopsies bb, I know you still lurk in shame. But I want you to remember that you will always be under the protective umbrella of my presence here. A lot of newfags forget that I'm the king of /smg/. You're an OG in this general. All you have to do is make a sacrifice. Your bussy will be sufficient.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=g_IB2aSkcp0&feature=share

>> No.53716196

>EC Pres. von der Leyen: Proposing a 10th tranche of sanctions against Russia with trade bans.

jsut 2 more sanctions guys

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haha what material is this stuff made of? asking for a friend haha

>> No.53716213

>>53716201
https://arxiv.org/abs/1107.5728

The network of global corporate control
Stefania Vitali, James B. Glattfelder, Stefano Battiston

The structure of the control network of transnational corporations affects global market competition and financial stability. So far, only small national samples were studied and there was no appropriate methodology to assess control globally. We present the first investigation of the architecture of the international ownership network, along with the computation of the control held by each global player. We find that transnational corporations form a giant bow-tie structure and that a large portion of control flows to a small tightly-knit core of financial institutions. This core can be seen as an economic "super-entity" that raises new important issues both for researchers and policy makers.

>> No.53716215

>>53716169
>>53716155
goddammit… all the pizza places near you are closed right now…

>> No.53716218

whoops haha did I click on /b/

>> No.53716220

>>53716213
they even have a new article
https://arxiv.org/abs/1301.2363

The Community Structure of the Global Corporate Network
Stefania Vitali, Stefano Battiston

We investigate the community structure of the global ownership network of transnational corporations. We find a pronounced organization in communities that cannot be explained by randomness. Despite the global character of this network, communities reflect first of all the geographical location of firms, while the industrial sector plays only a marginal role. We also analyze the network in which the nodes are the communities and the links are obtained by aggregating the links among firms belonging to pairs of communities. We analyze the network centrality of the top 50 communities and we provide the first quantitative assessment of the financial sector role in connecting the global economy.

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>>53716215
Don't give up. Hit up taco bell.

>> No.53716223

>>53716161
Yeah sounds reasonable

>> No.53716225
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>>53716201
I think I used to buy air-duster from target. That's not a conspiracy theory. I abused inhalants and whatever the fuck else I could.

Here are some anime tits.

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>>53716213
haha what would the latest updated version look like? asking for a friend haha

>> No.53716230

>>53716221
pizza places take cash on delivery tho
idk if taco bell does that

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Shopify earnings will be released after close today.

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How close am I to getting a female broker?

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Bloomberg would be better if they had some schizo hosts. Like whenever they talked about precious metal prices, they'd point out that there's a conspiracy to suppress the price of silver.

>> No.53716277

>>53716263
you ever seen the ebonics section of the bbc?
i've got a feeling i know a market insight about old and young buyers in the wine section.

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>>53716257
when I told my female broker I went all in on sqqq she said, "anon, that's VERY risky and dangerous" while biting her lip.

>> No.53716298

>>53716263
Bloomberg and CNBC are mostly geared toward retired boomers with nothing to do all day, you can tell by the advertisements.

>> No.53716320

>>53716263
Dude ever heard of Tom Lee? Tom "SPX 500 EoY" Lee? Or similar bulltards on mainstream CNBC type finmedia.

No one ever calls those megabulltards conspiracy theorists even if there's an implied <1% chance the market is pricing in equity indices to move so violently upwards

We already have schizo tards all over mainstream finmedia outlets, just none of them are called out for it because their direction is up, not down

Carson block makes other finmedia guests look like schizophrenic homeless men smoking PCP who suddenly got dressed up to take interviews on national TV

>> No.53716336

>>53716320
it's always good to have delusional bulltards buying every dip.
makes the selloff more juicy

>> No.53716350

>>53716336
That is true. People like to imply that boomers are conservative with their investments and buy value stocks, but the truth is that boomers are the retards watching CNBC and listening to Tom "SPX 5000 EoY" Lee chat massive shit about equity outlooks.

Delusional bulltard is synonymous with "rich boomers who have money and throw money blindly at high beta stocks"

I am active on Twitter spaces and listen to the biggest AMC / GME / BBBY / [insert any other mainstream Shitco] bull accounts on Twitter host talks with other big bull shareholders

90% of them are just dumbfuck boomers who believe the naked short dark pool horseshit

>> No.53716351

soxL holders are trannys

>> No.53716357

>>53716351
I got banned for saying this.

>> No.53716362

I swear to fucking god that I’m ordering a black ass goblin hooker off craigslist or some shit to show up to jerome’s crack house this week

>> No.53716364
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Yields...

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THE POSTER BELOW THIS POST IS...... A HAMSTER

>> No.53716391

>>53716350
boomers had it the easy mode with an uprising economy + if something bad happens due their retardness then fuck it just print money.
I'll think it this way: this bear cycle and the upcoming crash will have a big wealth transfer from buy le dip boomer to younger generation. happens every time.
hope all of them get fucked hard and die painfully in their paper homes.

>> No.53716393

>>53716391
Hamter

>> No.53716399

>>53716364
Get your foot off the 10y

>> No.53716406

>>53716391
ayo hamster bruh like, fr do

>> No.53716408

>>53716399

Don't tell her what to do

>> No.53716410

>>53716391
The 70s were just like today (high inflation, geopolitcal fuckery, deep recession, fossil fuel shortages, rate hike raped) except even worse.
Boomers didn‘t have it as easy as Reddit would have you believe.

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Take it off your self

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>>53716391
>boomers had it the easy mode with an uprising economy + if something bad happens due their retardness then fuck it just print money.
>I'll think it this way: this bear cycle and the upcoming crash will have a big wealth transfer from buy le dip boomer to younger generation. happens every time.
>hope all of them get fucked hard and die painfully in their paper homes.

>> No.53716438

>>53716364
>>53716413
Absolutely based treasury and cute anime girl appreciator. Not sure if it was your intent but you have inspired me to sell all my stocks tomorrow and put all proceeds into a 9-month 5% yield treasury bond. Seems like a nice and safe place to park money in these wild times.

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>>53716248
haha using only academic source material or public resources published and/or translated into the english language between years 2014 and 2022 could you make money in a simplified and strategic manner translated into simple english alone? asking for a friend haha

>> No.53716446

>>53716410
>except worse
Except higher wages and lower debt and lower costs and less whorish women oh hey they actually did have it better kys old man.

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>>53716438
Bah! Boring.

>> No.53716456

>>53716410
boomers are '46 - '64 so the '70s was literally their wealth transfer event.
then it was the easy ride with a booming economy, massive technological advances etc..

>> No.53716466

DXY - Nice bull flag consolidation at resistance. The South shall rise again!
https://youtu.be/mxw8xg1lpp4

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>>53716466
I hate Yuroyankees so much

>> No.53716514

>>53716456
>boomers were 'transferred' by the time they were 43 in 1989
>millennials continue to eat shit
Lmao.

>> No.53716531

futes already recovering

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>>53716472
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl5TUw7sUBs
pls dnt. i dnt meant

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>>53716387

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>>53716136
Sydney is basically China now m8

>> No.53716659

>Nicola Sturgeon to resign as Scottish first minister - BBC.


who is she why does she resign

also who is the scottish boris johnson

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>he doomposted ABNB
Classic /smg/, which is exactly why I bought at 90.

>> No.53716690

Buffet has rugged TSM.
Semi-chuds about to get another lesson in pain.

>> No.53716705

>>53716364
Valentine'd her up huh? I like it

>> No.53716711

CHOCOLATE BROS

Chocolate Rain
Every February washed away
Chocolate Rain
Stays behind as colors celebrate

Chocolate Rain
Dirty secrets of economy
Chocolate Rain
Turns that body into GDP

>> No.53716721

just fucking crash piece of shit market CRASH

>> No.53716741

WTF HTE DXY DOING

>> No.53716753
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>>53716721
No

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>>53716741
going up and down, riding the waves

>> No.53716789

>all of these market pumps the past month was lead by tech stocks and other garbage
>the market isnt sustainable on it's own without them literally carrying it
>every other stock was middling to flat otherwise

guys this is bad, really bad.

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Is DAN gonna help us out today? I wanna see blood in the streets, bought 1DTE QQQ puts at 3:59pm yesterday

>> No.53716845

>>53716044
i am financially bored

>> No.53716885

>>53716789
lol the stockies don't care. We could get a 1873/1929/2000/2008 type of crash and they will still try to prop up the markets like nothing bad happened. Its clown world.

>> No.53716917

>>53716789
Just buy some solid industrial stocks and relax you woman. There's always some fag on here whinging about the next crash but this is the one time it won't happen just as things recover.

>> No.53716920

>>53716789
>every other stock was middling to flat otherwise
still are; it's just endless consolidation on low volume if it isn't some big tech meme

>> No.53716940

>>53716391
The only place that wealth is being transferred is from boomer smallholders (the type that own one or two franchise restaurants) to organizations that control enough capital to be able to buy them out, eg vanguard/blackrock

>> No.53716959

>>53716648
based, fuck anglos. Oceania is rightful zip clay, always was

>> No.53716973

>SPANISH CPI (YOY) (JAN) ACTUAL: 5.9% VS 5.8% PREVIOUS; EST 5.8%
¡ay ay! ¡Muy caliente!

>> No.53716976

Hello niggers, I am financially bored. What now?

>> No.53717015

>>53716976
nothing, you remain in this state until death

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>> No.53717034

gas baggies kek

>> No.53717038

>>53716973
>Update
Actually bullish. Today we pump across the board. I short in the evening. Or in the night

>> No.53717045

I was told there was going to be a silver squeeze. Why is silver not squeezing?

>> No.53717051

>>53717032
>zoomers being the largest consoomers
>blamed for chinksect bioweapons causing mass money printing
doesn't add up

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>>53716741
>Noooooooo the dollar isn’t allowed to pump ever only muh teg stonks and shitcoins can do that nooooooo

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>pajeet did the "good morning ser" in Slack
>unironically

>> No.53717083

>>53717045
The squeeze hasn't been squozen yet. There will be a squeezening

>> No.53717094

>>53717061
Why do you have such a problem with them being polite?

>> No.53717109

TSLA
honk honk

>> No.53717114

>>53717061
there is a reason why stereotypes exist anon

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>>53717109
DIDNT YOU KNOW (((SOROS))) BOUGHT TSLA?
WE SQUOZZLE TO THE MOON

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Goodmorning smiggers

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Anime cats

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>>53717142
You be nice to mumu, that's your brother, Bobo. Play nice, I gotta run to work, don't destroy the house or anything else while I'm gone

>> No.53717261

Fuck the guy who shilled McDonalds app yesterday I’ve been craving that goyslop ever since and now I’m going to go to the drive thru and buy a shit ton of McGriddles and McMuffins to stuff my fat shabbos goyim face.

>> No.53717267

>>53717261
dont be a piggu and buy a salad

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>bought BABA @ 222 eurodollars
>mfw still holding at 96 euroshekels
Who else baba chad?

>> No.53717278

>>53717261
>falling for goyslop
>ever

>> No.53717280

>>53717261
> McGoy slop
Fucking zoomers causing inflation

>> No.53717284

>>53717261
>McDonalds and not Five Guys
Do people really?

>> No.53717288

>>53717284
>five goys
>goyslop
>not just making your own food
reading posts on this site makes me fucking sick

>> No.53717289

>>53717284
Does Five Guys serve fucking breakfast near you? Also Five Guys is a fucking scam if I’m going to spend that much on a burger I’ll go to a real restaurant.

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>>53717261
You’re welcome

>> No.53717300
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gentleman, rev up your engines

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Finally. Housing starts to capitulate

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I slurped and now I'm gonna COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.53717320
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the only good burger is from the place you don't tell anyone about fuck the antichrist fuck wall street

>> No.53717321

>>53717313
I've accepted that I will never own a home. At least not in america.

>> No.53717328

>mortage rate higher
RIP to Lumber bros

>> No.53717339

>>53717328
Today might be the day it finally breaks back below $400.

>> No.53717341

uranium

>> No.53717353

vanguard had a 21% increase in stake in ALPP last quarter despite the shorting

>> No.53717367

>>53717353
>multiple funds buying into a small cap i own that has been getting barely 100k volume per day and has been consolidating for two months
really makes you think

>> No.53717370

>>53717321
same, but in Cucknada for me
I still haven't figured how to cope with that

>> No.53717381

>>53717370
>>53717321
if you guys think it's bad there, look at the quality of homes in the UK, literal shitholes but priced around 350k Good Boy Points; average salary barely breaks 30k

>> No.53717413

>53717321
shitposter, consider yourself reported

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If I go to temple this Saturday and pretend to be Jewish and just sit in the back and not talk, will my portfolio start going back up? Will they know I'm goyim? Do I just wear nerdy clothes and keep a scheming weasel look in my eyes? I don't speak Hebrew or Yiddish or whatever. Should I wear a suit or just some sweater?

>> No.53717429

>>53717370
As long as your investments cover the rent, I say who cares whether you own the place.
If someone wants to pay out the ass for a building with cap returns lower than treasuries, fine.

And if the rent ever becomes too absurd, well, there's a whole world of other options out there. It would be nice to have some peace of mind knowing I have permanent control over my living area, but even as owners they're slaves to taxes here.

>> No.53717434

>>53717425
It’s a felony trying to attend temple under false pretenses

>> No.53717443

>>53717261
Financing hamburgers when?

>> No.53717448

>>53717297
You know that was the everyday price 12 years ago?

>> No.53717457

>>53717434
If I don't talk then how can it be a false pretense? I'll just show up, are they gonna read my mind and arrest me for thought crimes? Sounds like something they would do though, I know all the prosecutors are Jewish, they have been since biblical times

>> No.53717459

looks like Bob's getting shit on again today

>> No.53717461

>TSLA announced they're temporarily halting Shanghai factory production for improvements, the only factory that has made TSLA profitable
>TSLA announced they're opening up parts of their EV charging network to other cars
>the stock is still up in the pre-market
why can't this just retrace? why is this the only big tech up pre-market?

>> No.53717465

>>53717321
What shame. I own three myself and they’re all paid for. Tip your landlord well my fren

>> No.53717480

>>53717448
So the app really is a good deal

>> No.53717482

>>53716044
COIN KANGZ REPORT IN, WE FINNA MOON!!

>> No.53717491

>>53717461
Biden wants to make all the ev chargers in America and out of 50% American made components. And he wants those components to be made by illegals.

>> No.53717501

>>53717480
Good for the data collectors

>> No.53717506

>>53717465
I feel no shame. The very idea of shame is a trap, meant to hold the common man down.

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Finally my UVXY puts are paying off

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>>53717465
One of your tenants lurks here, and is in the attic as we speak sabateuging the electrical wires in one of your homes

>> No.53717520

>>53717288
Ah shut the fuck up you pretentious twit.

>> No.53717522

why are futes so fake and gay?

>> No.53717527

>>53717520
enjoy your cancer from eating processed goyslop

>> No.53717533
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>>53717461
Tesla is the epitome of this post QE investing world. Shit had a PE ratio of over 1000 at one point and growth stock fags were still buying

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>>53717527
Enjoy being so risk averse that you have zero enjoyment in life.

>> No.53717575

>>53717533
Honestly it would have kept going up had the feds not hiked rates. Might have even challenged apple for shitech

>> No.53717580

>>53717501
That’s fine I hope McDonald’s makes money selling user data, they’re in my dividend portfolio

>> No.53717586

>>53717575
thats how large cap growth works, its a party that never stops until the cheap loans are turned off and the fundamentals fuck everything

>> No.53717612

>>53717586
> its a party that never stops until the cheap loans are turned off
Well considering AMD and NVIDIA have p/e ratios near or exceeding 100 right now you just need retail to FOMO into hypetech I don't even think the QE is needed. Just mass retardation

>> No.53717616

>>53717557
>eating literal shit means enjoying life
i get more enjoyment making my own quality food and being independent, nigger

>> No.53717635

>>53717616
It isn’t literal shit and you don’t grow/ raise everything you eat. You just don’t

>> No.53717636

>>53717616
I don't eat at McDonald's because they employ black people.

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>>53717616
I like cooking, to me it's enjoyable, natural, and therapeutic, and usually, quite delicious

>> No.53717647

what a lovely morning to hate women to

>> No.53717648

>>53717635
>processed goyslop made to be as cheap as possible pumped with all kinds of fucked chemicals and zero nutritional value isn't shit
you're a pathetic excuse of an adult
>>53717636
that's a good reason too
>>53717642
based anon, cooking is incredibly rewarding

>> No.53717649

DXY bros...

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>>53717616
Have you tried having sex?

>Hey anon want to go get a burger
>NO! ITS FUCKING GOYSLOP, I WILL NOT EAT THAT LITERAL SHIT. ITS DA JEWS YOU KNOW.
>Uhhhh, okay annon, please never contact me again.

>> No.53717663

>>53717649
gonna rocket up if retail sales come up good

>> No.53717667

>>53717649
GBP Bros...

>> No.53717672

>>53717649
eternally crabbing at 103-104 levels. never to go anywhere just like stocks

>> No.53717673

>>53717656
you're absolutely right that i'd distance myself from any subhuman that subjects themselves to the "food" of mcgoys

>> No.53717681

>>53717616
I enjoy cooking but sometimes I also enjoy eating a cheap shitty burger. Ideally I'd choose Chick-fil-a over McDonalds every time though.

>> No.53717689

>>53717648
Processed ground beef isn’t unhealthy. Again you don’t raise or grow your entire diet. You’re just some contrarian faggot. Prove me wrong me homesteader. Let’s see your garden and livestock. Show us some homemade bread or cheese. Show us anything that could lend credence to the claim that you only eat your own food.
>inb4 you just buy organic meats and vegetables like a retard

>> No.53717693

>sell something
>it goes up an extra $10 the next day
hate this so much

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girlboss sisters....

>> No.53717710

What is COIN gonna do today?

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>dad why do they other kids make fun of us
>SHUT UP AND EAT YOUR BEAN PASTE FRUIT ROLL UPS

>> No.53717714

>>53716161
how many trades for a girl like that?

>> No.53717719

>>53717681
i used to feel that way until i got older, now the idea of fast food at all just makes me sick and i avoid it entirely, it's just shit; a restaurant is fine, but fast food is vile, the lowest of the low filth
>>53717689
>YOU WON'T EAT FAST FOOD SHIT? SHOW ME YOUR FARM RIGHT NOW TO JUSTIFY IT!
delusional, but i do in fact live in the countryside and have a large garden of vegetables, it's pretty comfy; i have strawberries that naturally grow every year, looking forward to those

>> No.53717727

>>53717708
Why doesn't she just yknow... get a man (easy for women), and move out of the expensive city. Rather than crying about it on TwatTock

>> No.53717730

>>53716196
they really want to keep the euros poor

>> No.53717739

>>53717708
I wonder what this market would be like if women were never in the work force. What would inflation be like today if they never worked.

>> No.53717741

>>53717519
Wiring can be fixed so no big deal. What can’t be fixed is the smell of rotten bodies. Want to screw over your landlords? Hanging yourself in a hot attic in the summer months will do the trick. Take that landlord chuds.

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Honestly, what's to stop NVIDIA and Tesla from going to ATH or at least close to it? It's borderline crazy but they have retard strength plus good enough earnings. Recession and inflation has proven to be a meme, so why wouldn't they just keep going? Yeah sure the P/E is high, but that doesn't really seem to matter anymore. Is the market really that easy? Just buy tech when it dips and enjoy the gains?

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>>53717693
thats why I've decided to go all in cash and bonds
Im the bond king

>inb4 "muh bonds bad" from losers with of portfolio 30% or more in the negatives

>> No.53717752

>>53717719
Well in this post>>53717616
you said
>i get more enjoyment making my own quality food and being independent, nigger
did you mean to say that you buy the goyslop from Walmart and throw it all together in a pan. That’s so fucking trad of you.

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reminder that we can crab for literally decades
never forget to factor invest
don't fall for the large cap growth bull trap

>> No.53717755

>>53717727
no high value man wants some thirtysomething moonfaced gook she could probably score some smelly tech bro she works with but most women would rather kill themselves than settle for some nerd with yellow fever

>> No.53717756

>>53717739
>What would inflation be like today if they never worked.
A lot less. Women are the biggest consoomers. Though men do like buying gadgets and shit.

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>>53717689
I make my own toothpaste, used to make and bottle my own beer, roll my own cigarettes, sharpen my own knives, grow some of my own herbs and spices and some veggies, filter my own water, grow magic mushrooms, do my own plumbing and electrical, etc. But I don't have my own cows and chickens, I only have 1/3 rd of an acre, so yea I still buy most of what I consoom, buy I find it rewarding making some of my own things

>> No.53717758

>>53717719
>i have strawberries that naturally grow every year,
Based. Homegrown strawberries taste so much better.

>> No.53717762

>>53717752
Lel. Frfr.

Also, Five Guys isn't even that bad.

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wait I took a year long break, there still are people waiting for the "big squeeze" on GME?

>> No.53717771

>>53717708
me but I'm not a woman

>> No.53717778

>>53717769
They unironically will until it's delisted.

>> No.53717780

>>53717742
I shorted Tesla yesterday and I'm already feeling the pain

>> No.53717784

>>53717461
surely tesla gets some fee from the other users of the network? no way they would do it as charity?

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>>53717769
Yes

>> No.53717789

>>53717780
>Shorting Tesla
Why do people still do this? It's the normie / plebbit stock supreme. They will buy at any price.

>> No.53717795

>>53717752
yes, it means i don't rely on some wagie using the shittest processed ingredients to prepare "food" for me, i can instead choose what goes into my food and cook it myself, and get the highest possible meat from local farmers
>>53717758
i have some seeds for various veggies, but a lot of stuff just grows naturally in the garden; i live surrounded by farms which is nice too, the farmers often leave out a ton of stuff when it comes to harvesting, i had months worth of onions last year because the farmers just had too many, it was fun figuring out what to make with them

>> No.53717797

>>53717789
cause I made money when I shorted it above 200$ before and wanted to repeat it, but clearly it was a mistake

>> No.53717811

>>53717742
>>53717780
>>53717789
>>53717797
I wouldn't touch that shit with a 100ft pole.

>> No.53717819

>>53717743
not bad at all if you have the capital to make meaningful gains of them. for a small investor sitting on tsla as it pumped from $100 to $200 would have been a much better deal

>> No.53717824

>>53717797
It was a good idea to short it when the entire market was feeling the pain last year, but then again you could have shorted anything and made gainz. But such is not the case anymore. We are in a clear bull market and it has been proven that during such times, it is always best to own tech stocks since they rebound the hardest, which is clearly true as these fuckin stocks are up more than 100% over the last month (which is fuckin stupid but stonks are gonna stonk)

>> No.53717841

>>53717795
I used to get lots of free eggs from my neighbor, they had like 9 or 10 roosters, hens, etc, and somebody stole all of them but one in the middle of the night a few weeks ago. Probably was one of their druggie ex roommates they kicked out last month

>> No.53717846

>>53717769
Yep, I can't even keep track of what the current cope is. GME is going to keep burning through cash until they need to start issuing junk bonds and then go under

>> No.53717860

>>53717789
How many times has Michael Burry got burned on shorting Tesla?

>> No.53717871
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Whoever shilled BLUE awhile back needs to be hanged

>> No.53717878

>>53717871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1zQzBUQ-5w

>> No.53717885

>>53717742
Problem is that you could've been buying the dip for months on tech and still be underwater today

>> No.53717888

>>53717719
>strawberries
That’s it? That’s hilarious because I have way more than that just in my yard. I have pineapples, mangos, lemons, and Barbados cherry trees. Fucking Christ bragging about eating 11 fresh midget strawberries a year.

>> No.53717892

Bobros, TSLA about to double-topkek

>> No.53717895

>>53717888
>implying i'm going to go into full detail regarding every little thing i grow and eat and do
no anon, i just don't care enough

>> No.53717900

>>53717888
Where the fuck do you live?

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>>53717786
>i was making money day trading
>now i'm not making any money at all
>so zen
probably fake, but still

>> No.53717903

>>53717636
But isn’t it the duty a them to serve you? You’re going against the natural order of things.

>> No.53717906

>>53717795
I also cook. Do you think all people that eat McDonald’s don’t cook? Should I call gordon Ramsey and have him make a show about you

>> No.53717908

I feel like shorting blizzard should be a sure thing right? You would think more people would talk about that.

>> No.53717910

>>53717885
thats why you don't invest in one sector

>> No.53717915

>>53717819
every time I tried trading stocks or options I got heemed, like 100% of the time and I've tried this for a year. Now Im sitting on bonds and ETFs that pay a nice dividend. I've got a decent amount of capital to make comfy additional income for my standard. its not much, between $100 - $200 per month but thats money I dont have to wage for. making it for me is to reduce my work hours by 50%.

>> No.53717922

>>53717900
Florida. Almost everyone has mango trees in their yard and pineapples in the ground. Pineapples are beautiful and are often used as accent landscaping

>> No.53717940
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Neighbors banana tree is in full bloom.

>> No.53717941

>>53717908
Duuuude. Diablo IV though.

>> No.53717947

>>53717915
you can trade futures indices. on ES, you only need 8 ticks to earn 100 dollars. Just put some EMA 10, 20, 50, 100, 200 and perhaps some oscillator and wait for a very good divergence.

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GOOD MORNING MY NIGGAS YA'LL ARE READY FOR ANOTHER DAY OF GAINZ MY NIGGAS!?!?!?! I AM BACK FOR HUMP DAY MY NIGGAS HAD TO PASS THE FUCK OUT COS SOME ASIAN HOE WAS SLOBBIN ON THE MEAT SO GOOD ON VALENTINE'S DAY SHE SUCKED MY SOUL OUT AND TOOK MY DIOR WALLET MY NIGGA DON'T EVER TRUST THESE HOES MY NIGGAS... BUT ANYWAYS SOXL ISN'T THE PLAY TODAY MY NIGGAS I'M GOING BALLS DEEP IN A MEME AND GOIN FOR TSLL MY NIGGAS. WE GOIN DEEP IN HER GUTS AND COOM GREEN SLURPY SHIT IN HER INSIDES MY NIGGAS.

>> No.53717955

>>53717277
Respect but it’s Tencent for me

>> No.53717958

>>53717922
Sounds nice, I love pineapples, but they wouldn't grow where I'm at, I'm thinking about planting a plum tree or pear tree though, that might work

>> No.53717968

Fuck TSLA fucking niggerstock lol

>> No.53717970

what does going balls deep into TSLL entail?

>> No.53717983
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>>53717970

>> No.53717989

>>53717958
Yea that’s one of the best parts about living in florida. Bananas, lemons, pineapple, mango, avacados (shitty), and sugar cane are common. Surprisingly you don’t see many orange trees outside of tropicanas plantations. Bees are really easy to keep here too. Once my privacy hedges grow a little taller I’m finally going to get some chickens. That’s the thing about us Floridians, we’re better than others and we know it

>> No.53717991

>>53717915
yeah they are high risk but as long as you buy stocks and not options you should be fine if you have some patience and preferably didn't fomo buy at the all time high point. but i think once i have the money i would settle for something comfy and stable that i don't have to babysit much. they do say that money is supposed to work for you not the other way

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>>53717940
I planted a discarded banana tree in a vacant field where I lived once. Those things were like weeds but in an awesome way. They just kept spreading out. Had about 15 smaller trees around the original one in about two years.

>> No.53717999

>>53717908
They have a buyout for $95 and even if it doesn’t go thought it’s worth at least $100

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>>53717970
$25/SHARE NIGGA WE PUMPIN THIS 1.5X LEVERAGE MEME STOCK UNTIL BOBOS PASS OUT AND HAVE AMNESIA ONLY TO WAKE UP WITH THEY WALLETS GONE MY NIGGAS WE GON TAKE ALL THEY CASH MY NIGGAS FUCK BOBOS MY NIGGAS THEY BE BROKE NIGGERS THAT JUST HAD SUM CASH AND THINKS THEY CAN BUY CHEAPEAS MY NIGGA FUCK THEM NIGGAS THAT'S WHY WE TAKIN ALL THEIR MONEY NIGGA

>> No.53718014

also I found this bottle of pills on the floor of the locker room at my gym: "PRL-8-53 HCL" gonna have a couple

>> No.53718015

>>53717989
I'm gonna plant some needle nose holly this soring and have them grow into an 8 foot hedge, that's my plan at least

>> No.53718020

YOU HAVE ONE HOUR TO SELL EVERYTHING

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>futes

>> No.53718022

Why we dumping for the retail sales data?

>> No.53718027

>>53718022
Dollar is pumping like a shitcoin again.

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>>53717997
Nice. I took the only one off my property because it was like a rat magnet. I’m happy with my mango tree. I don’t know what to do with hundreds of mangoes a year so I started dehydrating them. They are great snacks. I keep meaning to buy a vacuum sealer so I can stack tens of pounds of dried mango for the year

>> No.53718033

>>53718022
>people can't stop buying
That mean more inflation

>> No.53718039

>>53718015
Aesthetic

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>>53717786
Holy fucking cope

>> No.53718065

Just got my paycheck, what is the current shill this week

>> No.53718070

>good news
>dump
kek, pump imminent.

>> No.53718071

Bull nigs really buying into that retail sales number, holy shit LMAO. If you thought this CPI was bad wait until next one where every metric goes up. Hot economy = NO DISINFLATION. It’s like trying to deny gravity. GROWTH = INFLATIONARY by definition. Enjoy the 5% CPI bottom, “so close” to jerome the nigs 2% target

Once again, the public sector can do NOTHING right. Over ease, then under tighten. This market is a heroin addict fiending for easing and Jerome refuses to put the needle down

>> No.53718074

>>53717778
>Delisted
Is it that bad?

>> No.53718084

>>53718070
It's not a good news, because more sales = more inflation.

>> No.53718088

>>53718030
I am familiar with that rats issue. I was fortunate to have a four foot rat snake living under my home. It kept the rats in check. I had a dog dish for water I would set out so I didn’t have to roam far to drink. Florida is comfy.

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>>53718065
RBLX poomping, fomo into that

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>>53718011
Not buying your bags

>> No.53718108

>>53717742
Yup, nvda and tsla are the new GME and AMC but at this point you're just doing the same thing as betting it all on red at the roulette wheel. It's straight up speculation as both stocks are completely divorced from reality

>> No.53718109

>>53718084
We're pretty much in an inflation death spiral now
>goods more expensive
>companies making more
>companies paying more especially with worker shortage
>goods cost more to make but people still buy them
>companies make more money
>etc. etc.
The solution would be to flood the market with cheap workers but that doesn't work anymore. And Powell let off the rate hike rising pedal too fast. This repeated 25 rate hike is going to cause stagflation

>> No.53718114

>>53718084
>
Shouldn't more sales= more money made for companies = their stock price goes up?

>> No.53718125
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CASHGANGBROS
WTFWT

>> No.53718132

>>53718114

Doesn’t make up for dollar, yields, inflation, and terminal rate expectations going up

>> No.53718136

>>53718109
>stagflation
thought we've had this for like 2 years already. so what then, just more of the same for now?

>> No.53718140

>>53717512
it's our time now >>>/wsg/4915716

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Do I have to report a job that paid like 500 dollars on my taxes?

>> No.53718153

>>53718132
>dollar, yields, inflation, and terminal rate expectations
All these 4 are tied to rate hikes.
so in essence it is the rates that dictate the price of a stock many times

>> No.53718152
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I wanna speak to DAN right now! He promised a crash today. Ok, well what about his supervisor, is she available? What about the DIE officer of diversity, inclusion, and equity? Hello? HELLO?

>> No.53718154

>>53718109
Yup, Powell fucked up. He had a chance to at least talk tough but he let billionaires laugh at his $190k salary and the thought of him buying cheese.

>> No.53718156

>>53718136
No we had inflation. Stagflation is much worse and a direct consequence of the fed blaming inflation on the supply chain and claiming it'll magically go away
If they had hiked rates immediately we wouldn't have a problem right now

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>>53718114
I believe that we are still in the good news is bad news era. Where good news = higher rates, for longer. Uberbulls would like to believe there will be no landing (hell, I want to believe). But the fed has to keep turning the screws until shit starts to break.
youtube.com/watch?v=zejIhEP2IMc

>> No.53718170
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>Retail Sales (MoM) (Jan) 3.0% vs 1.8% forecast
PUMP ON HIGHER INFLATION
LEDDIT SLURP EVERY DIP
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF ZIMBABWE

>> No.53718172

DAN said today is the start of the crash. Get ready to lose your asses.

>> No.53718174
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>retail sales way above expected
deflationbros... I thinks we've been tricked...

>> No.53718185

FED>bonds>dxy>stocks>indices>cryptos

>> No.53718195

When will 0DTE options enjoyers go bankrupt?

>> No.53718217

I don’t care about inflation as long as my bags are inflated more than the price of goods. Why should I care if everything is 20% more expensive if I have 50% more money? I’m still up 30%. I don’t care about poor people.

>> No.53718223

>>53718154
Ya think he gets to use the fed jet for personal use? There has to be some pretty serious perks for a lawyer to take that job for 190k. Doesn't there?

>> No.53718227

>>53718164
The feds can't turn the screws too hard or too long without it bankrupting the country cause there is $31T of national debt and 1/3rd of that is in short term bonds. Powell had about 3 years since he started hiking rates to get shit under control but he's done fuck all. The market saw him flinch and know he'll have to lower rates soon and have not priced in an extended rate hike. It's fucking over - stagflation or hyperinflation are the only two options now, with no recession in sight

>> No.53718228

>>53718195
They go bankrupt everyday, and then new goyim flows in to try their turn, and the cycle continues in perpetuity until nobody is left

>> No.53718232

DXY computer

>> No.53718233

>>53718195

Why would they when 0DTE calls have been free money. If the market opens down, buy 10 contracts close to the money, close laptop, open at 3:45 before end of day dump, and sell for +200%. Same shit for weeks now

>> No.53718235

economy is doing amazing. recession has been canceled. Fed will bend the knee and move the target rate to 4-5% under the wrath of "they want to destroy our economy to save the 1%!" Surrender bobo.

>> No.53718237

>>53718195
Probably, when the hedges fail to keep the index from falling sharply until expiration.

>> No.53718242 [DELETED] 

Daily reminder that a conservative portfolio of SOXL and TQQQ will rape all nigs, chinks, spics and jews into oblivion. Fucking subhuman trash breathing my pure white man air.

>> No.53718254

>>53718223
Dude can't even buy cheese and laughs like a schoolboy when asked a question from a thottie. Fuck knows what he gets out of it, but I guess you can look up Greenspan and Bernankes net worth to see what bones the elites pay you after you do their bidding

>> No.53718264

>3.0% vs 1.8%
Can you hear it? A painter is getting kicked out of an art school somewhere right about now

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TSLL NIGGAS YA'LL NIGGAS REMEMBER TO BUY IN LOT, 100 SHARES EACH FUCKING TIME. IF YA'LL NIGGAS TOO BROKE TO BUY 100 SHARES AT A TIME GET OUTTA THE CLUB, THIS SHIT AIN'T FOR YA, THIS IS FOR GIGA CHADS WHO WILL BE ROLLIN IN CLUBS OUTTA A LAMBO WEARIN GUCCI AND ROLEX MY NIGGAS. IF YA'LL TOO BROKE AND TOO SCARED TO PUT YA'LL ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS INTO THIS TRADE GTFO MY STOCK NIGGA.

>> No.53718280

>>53718235
I'm starting to come to this conclusion too. Basically you will get a forever crab market with your GME stonk of choice mooning every once in a while, while inflation burns away at 7%.

>> No.53718284

>>53718223
He’s old maybe he made enough bank early in his career and just wants to give back. Like a lawyer quitting his firm and going to teach at a law school for 15% of his old income.

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DAN PLEASE SAVE ME PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.53718289

this market is getting ridiculous doesn't matter if hot CPI, higher retail sales (inflationary) or Jpow shouting higher for longer those fucking jews are still buying every dip because their performance ytd is shit

>> No.53718292

>>53718217
Wait until this guy finds out that capital gains aren't inflation adjusted!
>>53718227
We've been bankrupt for decades, borrowing money to pay bond holders. The number is bigger, but it's still the same game.

>> No.53718299

>it bounced at 410 again
this. number. is. DIFFERENT

>> No.53718305

I said DXY computer

>> No.53718310

>>53718292
You just described modern monitary theory. You can have as much debt as you want as long as rates are near zero.

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>>53718299
It will bounce off 400 today, don't worry

>> No.53718321

>2Y bonds tapped 4.7%
>DXY tapped 103.974

>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104
>LET'S GO DIXIE
>104

>> No.53718329

>>53718233
you would be a multibillionaire by now if that was the case

>> No.53718330

>>53718280
"Recession" is a very broad term. You can look at Japan and not notice that it has been in recession for 30 years. It is likely that the same will be true for the US economy.

>> No.53718333

>>53718310
>as long as rates are near zero.
The problem is the rates can no longer be zero or the system comes apart at the other end.

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new

>>53718313
>>53718313
>>53718313

>> No.53718340

>>53718305
buddy look at 2Y yield computer
we hit 4.7%

>> No.53718344

>>53718321
104 is nothing. I want 115 back. Let my buy more yen at 150+

>> No.53718360

I WISH I HAD BOUGHTEN ACTUAL AMMO INSTEAD OF POWW.

>> No.53718366

>>53718227
They'll create more debt before they let inflation out of control. Debt can be defaulted. Inflation literally kills entire countries.

>> No.53718370

>>53718340
I already did 2yr computer last night
Today I do DXY computer

>> No.53718379

>>53718344
104 is the key resistance bud. It'll fly once that's breached. Babby steps first... then panic.

If you care about the Yen then go tell the new BoJ president Ueda to hurry up and get confirmed and make a speech on Yield Curve Control.

>> No.53718387

>>53718330
The USD has a bit more power than the JPY because it's the global hegemonic currency but that can only take things so far. You can argue that the US economy hasn't really done fuck all since the Leman Bros collapse
>>53718333
Yeah, if the feds keep rates high too long, 5% interest on $31T of debt is empire destroying. I thought things were bad 6 months ago now I think the feds have completely failed and we are fucked

>> No.53718391

>>53718366
Inflation is due to the debt you idiot. How do you think money is created in a debt based system?

>> No.53718395

>>53429629
>>53429655
>>53429707
>I should warn you that short dollar is the most crowded trade in the entire market right now, everybody is short dollar
>I would not be going long gold here, I would be going short - but that's just me
January 25th gold price: $1950
Feb 15th gold price: $1845
DXY Jan 25th: 101.4
DXY Feb 15th: 103.8
Barrick gold price Jan 25: $19.79
Barrick gold price Feb 15: $17.57
I tried to help you long gold anon.. I really tried

>> No.53718415

>>53718391
>>53718387
Welp, guess you shouldn't have let the tribe turn your country into a ponzi scheme. Clock's ticking on your empire.

>> No.53718455

>>53718415
>>53718387
The debt limit does not authorize new spending commitments. It simply allows the government to finance existing legal obligations that Congresses and presidents of both parties have made in the past.

Failing to increase the debt limit would have catastrophic economic consequences. It would cause the government to default on its legal obligations – an unprecedented event in American history. That would precipitate another financial crisis and threaten the jobs and savings of everyday Americans – putting the United States right back in a deep economic hole, just as the country is recovering from the recent recession.

Congress has always acted when called upon to raise the debt limit. Since 1960, Congress has acted 78 separate times to permanently raise, temporarily extend, or revise the definition of the debt limit – 49 times under Republican presidents and 29 times under Democratic presidents. Congressional leaders in both parties have recognized that this is necessary.

https://home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/financial-markets-financial-institutions-and-fiscal-service/debt-limit

kek

>> No.53718502

>>53718455
>>53718391
>>53718415

>inflation = pay debts with depreciating dollars (good for debtor)

>higher fed funds rates = can't get new debt on the cheap; servicing debt cost rises

Yellen (and now Brainard) gonna tell Powell to keep inflation higher for longer

>> No.53718560

>>53718088
That’s a really good idea. Luckily my neighbor gives me near unlimited bananas.