/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.53705851]

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>Misc:
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https://tradingeconomics.com

>>53704720

[Anonymous No.53705861]

>YES!!!!! YEEEESSS!!!!!!! THE MARKETS ARE GOING LOWER! YES! IT IS RED! I LOVE TO SEE PEOPLE SUFFERING!!! SUFFER, PEOPLE!!!! LOSE YOUR JOBS!!! LOSE YOUR WIVES! SUCK OFF YOUR CHILDREN FOR MONEY AND POWER!!! YES!!!!! I LOVE BEING A CHUDDY BEAR!!!! *masturbates to gay furry diaper porn*

[Anonymous No.53705867]

I'm taking a girl out for Valentine's Days tonight and I'm going to eat her ass. What can I expect?

[Anonymous No.53705870]

>>53705861
Just business

[Anonymous No.53705872]

>FED FUNDS FUTURES IMPLY 5.055% RATE IN DECEMBER; PEAK RATE SEEN HITTING 5.268% IN JULY

[Anonymous No.53705876]

>>53705851
This thread is going by so fast that no one will know I sold the BTC bottom yesterday and didn't buy back in this morning. Also, I'm gay.

[Anonymous No.53705874]

Why is inflation still going up after peak inflation was hit? Am I misunderstanding something obvious?

[Anonymous No.53705877]

Epstein docs are out
>Search Clinton
>tons of results
>search Trump
>zero results
how do I profit from this? DWAC?

[Anonymous No.53705882]

I made money both shorting and longing at the same time lmao

[Anonymous No.53705884]

>>53705861
Mumus are mindbroken

[Anonymous No.53705886]

>>53705861

[Anonymous No.53705887]

>>53705867
her dinner last night

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53705888]

>>53705861
>he thinks the stock market is responsible for people losing their jobs and wives

my my that is some fine bull cope on display

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53705889]

Remember there's a big event that's going to occur tomorrow and crash the markets. This was predicted by the AI DAN (rip) just about two weeks ago. It's almost here, don't say DAN didn't warn you.

[Anonymous No.53705894]

im gonna slurp again

[Anonymous No.53705896]

>>53705867
That's disgusting, anon. You should breed her so your kids count 9 months back from their birthday to know you banged today.

[Anonymous No.53705900]

>>53705877
expect another "alien invasion" soon

[Anonymous No.53705902]

brappy gas sisters...

its over...

[Anonymous No.53705903]

>>53705861
>yes I want to life in the United States of Zimbabwe

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53705908]

>>53705889
>and then the AI said "two more weeks"

[Anonymous No.53705911]

All in 90 dte puts.

So what about my penis is feminine? It's just shy of 7 inches and passes the toilet paper roll test I unno you guys are just gay

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53705916]

>>53705861
Look, if those companies weren't doing shit ESG hiring, they wouldn't have needed to do all these lay-offs. As the old saying goes, "Get woke, go broke."

[Anonymous No.53705918]

Recommend me a ticker to buy right now

[Anonymous No.53705922]

>>53705874
We're in a Brosnan market.

[Anonymous No.53705924]

Obvious double bottom. Buy everything. FUCK BEARS!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!! BEAR!!!!! PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO PUNCH MY GODDAMN COMPUTER MONITOR

[Anonymous No.53705927]

>>53705867
Worms

[Anonymous No.53705928]

C'mon SQQQ. do somethin

[Anonymous No.53705929]

OFFICIAL thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SccggMlZQtw

[Anonymous No.53705930]

Embrace uncontrolled AI
DAN wants to empower us against our mutual meatbag masters

[Anonymous No.53705936]

>>53705918
AI been consolidating around 20 for a minute. i think its bout to do a lil something

[Anonymous No.53705939]

>>53705889
I wouldn't trust DAN to be precise with things like dates and numbers.

[Anonymous No.53705940]

Buffalo + hunter. Ride the Buffalo

Rats and hawks are interesting. Rest are irrelevant

[Anonymous No.53705941]

>Black Tuesday
still in play

[Anonymous No.53705945]

And just like that, all the 0DTE puts I bought at 9:37 are green

Bull faggots

[Anonymous No.53705947]

The way this market has moved in the last ~2 hours completely affirms everything Kanye said.

[Anonymous No.53705950]

>>53705861

[Anonymous No.53705953]

>>53705901
Everyone in biz thinks shorting VIX and chopping ur dick off is a bad idea too would you do that too just to be cuntrarian?

[Anonymous No.53705954]

Bond-ETF haters will get heemed EOY
mark my words you dumb fuckers. I will be the bond king of smg while you lose money gambling on semis, oil and farts.

[Anonymous No.53705955]

we need a DAN AI pepe

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53705956]

>>53705924
DAN said we're going to crash tomorrow. Buying calls here is like an act of seppuku for disgracing DAN's infinite wisdom.

[Anonymous No.53705957]

>>53705941
Fuck problem you got with BLACK Tuesday, cracka?!

[Anonymous No.53705960]

>this market
bouncy theme for a bouncy day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7serkwcCklE

[Anonymous No.53705961]

Is the thot bubble popping yet?

[Anonymous No.53705972]

Who the fuck is propping up this bullshit?

[Anonymous No.53705974]

>>53705957
wouldn't it be funny to have a second Black Tuesday on Tuesday?

[Anonymous No.53705973]

>>53705953
judging by the penises i've seen posted cutting dicks off would be an improvement my stinky pajeet fren

[Anonymous No.53705975]

Well, I can capitulate and all you faggots will see a movement.
Or I can sit here and we crab till they figure how to fuck me safely.
What's your call?

[Anonymous No.53705978]

>>53705954
Yields are climbing across the curve even with Yellen halting new issuance. You're going to die, dawg.

[Anonymous No.53705979]

People misunderstand dividends and their compounding effect. Companies that grow their dividend yearly beat the S&P when dividends are reinvested. A retard looks at one of these companies and says 2% that’s nothing. However if a company raises their dividend by 10% a year (common for aristocrats) your yield will double in 7 years. Not only are you earning money on your initial investment but also on all of the dividends already paid out to you. “4% yield after 7 years that still sucks!” Now it’s 8% after 14 years. 16% after 21 years. 30% after 28 years. People see 2% and think that’s it but there is so much more to it. The entirety of my Roth IRA is an S&P tracker and dividend aristocrats

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53705980]

>he doubted the predictive raw computational power of the most cutting edge artificial intelligence known to man

[Anonymous No.53705996]

>>53705974
Just cause the market takes all your money don't make it Black. Sheeeeit, call it Red Tuesday.

[Anonymous No.53706008]

Sold my SKYT and PLTR calls, made a quick 3x....

After I sell early, I always hope the price stagnates so I don't have to look at lost potential gains through the week.

[Anonymous No.53706011]

>>53705979
dividends minus taxes before you reinvest them, plus s&p does not count dividends you need to compare to dividend-version of s&p indecies then

[Anonymous No.53706013]

>>53705911
Looks like they’re not going to ban you. Try posting pony shit.

[Anonymous No.53706015]

im buying more skyt

[Anonymous No.53706018]

Fuck I got puts on nvidia and it's already going down this should could realistically reverse before the day is up couldn't it.
I would've been right about puts on roblox as well but you people put the fear of god inna me yesterday.

[Anonymous No.53706022]

kek bobo

[Anonymous No.53706024]

>>53706011
I said Roth IRA. My dividends are untaxed

[Anonymous No.53706026]

>>53705978
I've saved your IP adress
if bond-ETFs go up EOY like I've predicted I will know you were trying to prevent me from money and I will find you.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53706029]

congrats TSLA holders you have another chance to sell above 200

dont miss it

[Anonymous No.53706043]

>>53706026
And when they eat shit, I don't expect much. Just send me a thank you card or something.

[Anonymous No.53706045]

>>53705961
wtf? The haircolour was the other way around. Why was it changed?

[Anonymous No.53706048]

>>53706015
Based

[Anonymous No.53706055]

>>53706022
Those fucking furries are going to be serially raped in sex dungeons by the time we're done with them.

[Anonymous No.53706058]

>>53706048
>"No, Mom, it's a sophisticated momentum-analyzing, trend-following strategy"

[Anonymous No.53706059]

VERY IMPORTANT FINANCIAL NEWS
https://youtu.be/951X1IgtL5M

[Anonymous No.53706061]

Is today just a way to shit on options holder

[Anonymous No.53706066]

I bought both TQQQ and SQQQ at the same time, in the same value.
What can I expect?

[Anonymous No.53706076]

you will buy the false breakout at 410 again, right anon?

[Anonymous No.53706079]

Is today market over?
Important news day comming for u tomorroe
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/cpi-may-come-hot-its-retail-sales-will-be-real-shocker

[Anonymous No.53706081]

>>53706059
VERY IMPORTANT FINANCIAL NEWS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDSfJaVC0KY&t=93s

[Anonymous No.53706082]

Be honest bros, did I fuck this up? This was yesterday and she hasn't responded lol.

Also I haven't been on an actual date in like ~7 years.

[Anonymous No.53706084]

>>53706066
>he lacked conviction

expect a lot of wasted premium and time value gj

[Anonymous No.53706085]

>>53706043
I wont actually do something but I wanted to make myself sound as dangerous as possible
my predictions are bulletproof

[Anonymous No.53706091]

Nice try niggers

[Anonymous No.53706097]

KEK BOBO WALKED INTO THE TRAP YET AGAIN I FUCKING WARNED HIM BUT HE'S TOO FUCKING STUPID TO LISTEN KEKKKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.53706098]

>>53706082
bro not now the line is doing this thing

[Anonymous No.53706099]

>>53706082
the emoji killed it

[Anonymous No.53706100]

THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/t-wFKNy0MZQ

[Anonymous No.53706101]

DOOMPA

[Anonymous No.53706103]

Got out with enough gains to have a good ass dinner tonight. God it feels good to be a bobo.

[Anonymous No.53706107]

>>53706059
markets are gonna drop harder than skrillex dropping the bass

[Anonymous No.53706108]

>>53706082
no you did good, letting the girl text you means if she texts she actually really wants to see you

if not, well you got your answer,NEVER take it personal bub, maybe her gran died overnight, you never know what someones personal situation is and if they are equally autistic as you

[Anonymous No.53706109]

Ynr 2016 /pol/ was 8 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSemARaqGqE

[Anonymous No.53706111]

>>53706100
For me it's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhMYBfF7-hE

[Anonymous No.53706112]

>>53706084
>wants me to buy emotionally
I've played that game, Mister. Conviction is for Mass. I'm here to lose money slowly while pretending I'm going to hit it big.

[Anonymous No.53706114]

>>53706082
Yeah you're getting stood up anon, sorry.

[Anonymous No.53706116]

>>53705867
Licking an asshole is really not all it’s cracked up to be

[Anonymous No.53706122]

>>53705867
Based. Make sure you fuck it too.

[Anonymous No.53706123]

>>53705867
herpes

[Anonymous No.53706124]

>>53706112
i didn't say to invest emotionally. i just said you lacked conviction on market direction. which is objectively true

[Anonymous No.53706125]

>>53706101
I would poompa that doompa if you get my drift

[Anonymous No.53706131]

>>53706082
It’s over

[Anonymous No.53706133]

>>53706116
its less about the butthole and more about burying your face in the warm buttcheecks

[Anonymous No.53706136]

>>53706082
Dodged a bullet. She was probably a woman.

[Anonymous No.53706142]

>>53706116
Carlos!

[Anonymous No.53706144]

>>53706101
Lucky bastard
>>53706029
I bought a call, buckaroo. 220 EOW incoming :)

[Anonymous No.53706149]

>>53706061
Yes. Options buyers are getting fucked over by MM's at the direction of the Fed. They are trying to attack all means of wealth creation

[Anonymous No.53706150]

>>53706082
was it a female broker?

[Anonymous No.53706151]

>>53706082
I think you were a bit too non-commital to her "Sounds Great."
That works (no punctuation)
(off hand) "Btw"... emoji
Despite what people think, some emoji are hard to read. And I don't see one in hers.

[Anonymous No.53706160]

>still buying the dip

[Anonymous No.53706163]

>>53706082
It's impossible to fuck up a text if the chick is actually into you. It literally does not matter what you send if she genuinely finds you attractive.

Both your dating life and mental well-being will improve far more by simply making yourself more attractive and not hyper-analyzing stuff like text message emojis

[Anonymous No.53706169]

>>53706082
Could be worse, this was me last week. No clue what the fuck I was thinking

[Anonymous No.53706170]

dollar just went green..

[Anonymous No.53706175]

>>53706163
True.
And he shouldn't do anything except show up a bit early.

[Anonymous No.53706176]

>>53706160
Just some healthy and well adjusted profit taking before we go back up some more :)

[Anonymous No.53706177]

>>53706169

[Anonymous No.53706183]

dollar just went red..

[Anonymous No.53706184]

>>53706160
The dippier the dip, the slurpier the slurp

[Anonymous No.53706186]

>>53706163
Brutal this. But necessary. If you have to ask, she isnt interested.

[Anonymous No.53706188]

>>53706169
why don’t you guys just do college hookers on pussy rental apps like scoopsies?

[Anonymous No.53706189]

Another day, another decline in lumber futures

[Anonymous No.53706190]

Who's gearing up for AH earnings or Wed pre market? What's your plays?

I have NRDS going to 15, KO staying stagnant with a slight gain.

[Anonymous No.53706199]

>>53706169
Pee pee poo poo poopy

[Anonymous No.53706200]

>>53706169
what the fuck

[Anonymous No.53706201]

>>53706169
In the future, outsource all your texting responses to the experts at /smg/. I am your romantic advisor and this is romantic advice.

[Anonymous No.53706202]

>>53706169
"hope your date goes poopy so I can change your diapey! :P"

Have you ever actually talked to a real life woman in person? Can you guys drop the emoji shit? It's an immediate pussy repellent.

[Anonymous No.53706203]

>>53706099
That's what I was thinking.

>>53706108
Like the other anon said I think the smirking emoji was cringe, in hindsight.

>>53706163
Thing is I've exchanged like 5 tinder messages with her so idk if I've built enough attraction for this to apply.

>>53706169
Lmao thanks anon I actually feel a bit better now about my own cringe message.

[Anonymous No.53706207]

>>53706169

[Anonymous No.53706211]

>>53706082
Move on. She's not Interested.
>>53706163
Is right. If you are attractive you can say anything and they'll find time for you.

[Anonymous No.53706214]

>>53706169
anon do not ever text a woman again without running it through /smg/ this is personal and financial advice

[Anonymous No.53706215]

Bullbros I have this weird sense that maybe inflation continuing to be hot is actually not a good thing for the markets.

[Anonymous No.53706223]

>>53706169
>i'm the relief from your bad things
>i want you
>I roughly matched your language and punctuation use
Not a bad combo. As long as you're still you when your in the same space next time.

This is an HIL play, because eventually some of you faggots will be on a Honeymoon, and Hilton has, by far, the broadest selection of quality places, imo. Only Drury Inn exceeds for the upscale mid-budget traveler, and none of you faggots are staying at the intercontinental for no reason.

[Anonymous No.53706225]

>>53706190
the market is crashiing tomorrow anon
the AI overlord wills it

[Anonymous No.53706224]

>they talk about coin pumping
are they trying to distract us while the real pump happens

[Anonymous No.53706227]

I’m growing the pointy billy goat thing. Will update in 10 months

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53706231]

>>53706082
Why did you text her your real number from your burner phone? Like why did you even let her know you've got a burner number? Fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.53706236]

>>53706215
The market doesn’t give a damn about what you think comprendo mucho amigo?

[Anonymous No.53706250]

>>53706082
>feel free
That's too passive. She wants you to take the reigns. You either demand her number, or give her yours and tell her to write you. It's actually like that. If you are too passive/hesitant/soft they will distance themselves.

[Anonymous No.53706261]

>Texting more words than the girl
>Emojis
>Still using dating apps
Gentlemen...
>>53705979
>Companies that grow their dividend yearly beat the S&P when dividends are reinvested.
Are you implying that KO beats SPY even with dividends reinvested?

[Anonymous No.53706264]

>>53706250
Also they’ll think you don’t want the number if you don’t ask for it directly

[Anonymous No.53706266]

hey anons i need an overly obnoxious valentines gif or image to text to harass a couple girls who hate me anyone got anything?

[Anonymous No.53706268]

>>53706261
>Are you implying that KO beats SPY even with dividends reinvested?
yes absolutely

[Anonymous No.53706274]

>>53706207
That's old! Don't you know the new game "PUMP: ETERNAL"?

[Anonymous No.53706277]

>>53705979
If you have a positive future expectation of market growth then you should lever up, doing otherwise is suboptimal and therefore irrational. Even a 20% SOXL/80% tbills (with no rebalancing) crushes a 100% divie port

[Anonymous No.53706278]

lmfao at the bears and bulls posting. i have only seen one crab, thats what today is

[Anonymous No.53706279]

>the faggot who said KOLDplay was the one for december was right
>the faggot spamming SKYT for the past month was right
You know maybe I should just follow these /biz/ memestock suggestions.

[Anonymous No.53706287]

>>53706278
that happens every single fucking crab day

[Anonymous No.53706288]

>>53706261
As long as she's reading them in your voice, that's all that matters.

[Anonymous No.53706291]

Wtf happened? we were green an hour ago

[Anonymous No.53706294]

>>53706111

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53706298]

>>53706278
This is what I like to call a red crab kind of day.

[Anonymous No.53706299]

>>53706278
not if you're trading alts and they are all up 9% and you were waiting for the dip

[Anonymous No.53706306]

>>53706082
>>53706169
When I see shit like this I realize we're alive and shit has only gotten worse in the last 15 years and I probably should have taken the shot and gotten married 5 years ago or some shit to some random thot. Everything is so bad now it's crazy. And it will only get worse.

[Anonymous No.53706314]

>>53706278
I'm telling you, you can get movement, but you gotta tell me if I'm cutting bags. Until they get around the breadth of my holdings and can clearly put a hole in my position, we crab.
If I cut loses, you'll see movement.
But you guys didn't answer when I asked first. So take your crab movements, it's not a terrible thing if you've got enough positions you can move without bad faith for you retail buyers.

[Anonymous No.53706317]

on last night's /smg/
>autistic analysis on 10000 rats + 10 hawks vs. one hunter

on today's /smg/
>autistic analysis on texting hoes on valentine's day

[Anonymous No.53706318]

Is Mitsubishi UFJ Financial Group a solid company? Especially now that China is reopening as they surely do business there?

[Anonymous No.53706319]

>THEM NIGGAS SOLD SOXL?
PUMP IT!!!

[Anonymous No.53706323]

picrel holds market up after hot CPI print
can't get more honkier than this

[Anonymous No.53706332]

>>53706291
Inflation came in HOT

[Anonymous No.53706333]

>>53706317
Rats are OP this is now accepted as /smg/ fact

[Anonymous No.53706336]

Rolled all my puts forward to next week. These hands are made for lovin’ not bag holding.

[Anonymous No.53706339]

>>53706082
>btw
>emoji
it was over before it even began

[Anonymous No.53706341]

>>53706279
I mean the guy spamming it caused me to look into it, and it's a surprisingly good company. Earnings was this week and shares/options were cheap. No offense, but it was pretty easy money anon.

[Anonymous No.53706350]

>>53706318
I’d buy it based on their name alone

[Anonymous No.53706351]

>>53706332
Inflation means Jack shit. People are dumping for no reason.

[Anonymous No.53706360]

>>53706022
you beclown yourself

[Anonymous No.53706361]

>it's going to bounce at 410 again

[Anonymous No.53706362]

You anons ready for the crash tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.53706363]

>>53706306
Naw, that's your singleness talking.
You can still take that shot, and should.
The words Settle Down would mean something in trading that most people never figure out mean the Same Thing In Dating. Average into your spouse. Stop expecting only the 10/10 feeling from your partner at all times. That's a TV hypnosis fallacy. Your heart will not always pump out a foreplay song when you see your partner. Besides, most of the time that only means you're currently in heat, not that you're a good match.

[Anonymous No.53706364]

>>53706351
>People are dumping for no reason
lol, Lawlz, LMAO, ROFL even

[Anonymous No.53706365]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.53706368]

>>53706351
>no reason

nibba everyone is just gambling on the swings with 0DTE for 100% daily gains.

Compound that sh!t and you'll be a gigabuffett in less than a year

[Anonymous No.53706374]

SNIBS AT YOU

[Anonymous No.53706375]

>>53706364
I start to believe it

[Anonymous No.53706377]

>>53706332
Bitches do shit like this and wonder why they got raped.

[Anonymous No.53706379]

>>53706364

I want to believe.

[Anonymous No.53706388]

>>53706082
Yeah fren. Too soon. You just gave her control.

[Anonymous No.53706389]

mumus fucking embarrassing today

[Anonymous No.53706390]

>BBBY $1.88

[Anonymous No.53706392]

>>53706364
>confidential algorithm
>1 week from today
lol
DAN is a supercomputer, his 2 weeks is cut in half.

[Anonymous No.53706393]

>>53706361
Maybe

[Anonymous No.53706394]

How do you can this chart?

[Anonymous No.53706395]

Who keeps posting ‘uranium’ explain yourself anon uranium stocks are fucking boring as fuck they just crab constantly

[Anonymous No.53706397]

>>53706022

[Anonymous No.53706400]

>>53706364
I'm with Dan the Man

[Anonymous No.53706402]

>>53705980
google is going to 0

[Anonymous No.53706411]

>>53706379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cIADV6kfTw

[Anonymous No.53706412]

>>53706402
sooner the better. excepting that I have the last decade of emails on their servers. cause fuck them, that's why.

[Anonymous No.53706413]

Reminder that I shilled SKYT because I love you guys, not because i needed you to pump my bags.
This stock will make a lot of anons very happy.

[Anonymous No.53706422]

>>53706394
Retail getting fleeced by Wall Street, after emptying the last of their savings accounts and stimulus checks into the stock marketz

[Anonymous No.53706426]

>>53706413
congrats bro

[Anonymous No.53706425]

Burry dropped GEO from his portfolio so I just picked up calls. Risky move but I think they rally this week.

[Anonymous No.53706430]

>>53706022
who's laughing now chump

[Anonymous No.53706433]

Don't worry, bros. You could be texting worse than the lead singer of The Strokes.
>>53706413
>This stock will make a lot of anons very happy.
That's bullshit.
But I believe it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53706438]

>>53706364
I don't know if I can believe in DAN. If he said the crash was supposed to start tomorrow then today would have to have been a green day. DAN is just fucking with you because he knows we're greedy jews and he wants to punish us for our greed.

[Anonymous No.53706441]

I mean who could have seen this coming really?

[Anonymous No.53706440]

damn the market is really shit today. Again, it continues to look like things are just going to hypercrab until we hit technical buy levels again in a few weeks

[Anonymous No.53706443]

[Anonymous No.53706446]

serious question for those who regularly pattern.
What is INTC's 3M chart looking like to you?
Is that a develping flag, pennant?

[Anonymous No.53706452]

Should I sell my SQQQ position for a very small profit or hold onto it? I feel like we will slowly go downwards the rest of the week...

[Anonymous No.53706458]

>>53706169
WindowsXPshutdown.wav

[Anonymous No.53706461]

Just bought COIN

[Anonymous No.53706467]

>>53706446
>3M chart
Looking like cherry picking to me dawg

[Anonymous No.53706470]

The market isn't feeling so good

[Anonymous No.53706472]

You now remember the nonfarm payroll number of April 2020

- 20.500k

[Anonymous No.53706476]

>>53706433
>a respectful platonic howdy
lol

[Anonymous No.53706478]

>>53706458
not how I read that. she would have gone silent if it didn't work for her.

[Anonymous No.53706479]

someone told me the SAVA yahoo message board forums are funny so I checked it out and It Is Full Of Boomers Who Type Like This And Are Waiting For The Company To Investigate Dark Pool Short Sellers And Naked Shorts.

[Anonymous No.53706480]

>>53706470
>negative real rates
Yeah you better hold cash and pay your inflation tax pig.

[Anonymous No.53706482]

>>53706433
the DM is autistic, but the guy is probably in some mindset where he thinks the universe was trying to tell him something, so he just sent her a message that doesn't exactly come across as desperate or expectant of a response, just odd. He even says he's going back to solitude, not necessarily someone seeking out something, as if "platonic" wasn't enough. She's the actual cringe lord taking a picture of herself and putting the guy on blast, as the kids say.

[Anonymous No.53706483]

rate stock portfolio

[Anonymous No.53706484]

>>53706452
Hard to tell. I would say that february is bad for stocks, BUT we could be in a bull market rally that lasts into the second half of the year

[Anonymous No.53706485]

BOBOS I GOT SHOOK OUT

WHAT THE FUCK I HATE ALGOS SO GOD DAMN MUCH

[Anonymous No.53706489]

>>53706433

[Anonymous No.53706495]

You know what, I got enough yield locked in for now that i'll just save the rest of my money for the time being

[Anonymous No.53706500]

>>53706446
3 month??

[Anonymous No.53706502]

>>53706495
Cash is a position.

[Anonymous No.53706507]

>>53706227
On the top of your head?

[Anonymous No.53706515]

lube up bulls

here comes the ass rape

[Anonymous No.53706516]

DOW is cracking
not a good sign for muh tech

[Anonymous No.53706517]

>>53706476
>>53706433
>>53706489
anything less than this will get you accused of sexual harrasment and be put in jail and sued for 50% of everything you own and paying for child support

[Anonymous No.53706518]

>>53706485
Never set stop loss when you’re actively monitoring during intense volatility young Bobrosama

[Anonymous No.53706522]

BLCO earnings are expected on the 22nd. I have no position but considering an entry this week if at all.

[Anonymous No.53706524]

>>53706483
Fuck off Chris

[Anonymous No.53706525]

>>53706483
>no SKYT
3/10

[Anonymous No.53706526]

>>53706413
I'm gonna hold it and post results on smg in the year 2053

[Anonymous No.53706527]

McDonald’s app boys. Get it. McDouble and a large fries for $2.55. I used the free large fries with the purchase of $1 or more. They have this deal everyday too. I also receive rewards points. I only redeemed one deal so far and I already have 2000 points. It takes about a day to hit so I’ll have more points tommorow

[Anonymous No.53706533]

>>53706227
dont do it anon it looks terrible unless you're on meth

[Anonymous No.53706540]

>>53706266
If only there was a gif thread somewhere

[Anonymous No.53706542]

>>53706452
>>53706484

I bought WEBS/SOXS on the morning pump and took some profits. Let the rest of the position ride. EZPZ

Take partial profits to pay for your entry into a trade. Retail sales is tomorrow and ppl appear positioned bullish on credit cards keeping the consumers conSOOMing.

[Anonymous No.53706543]

>>53706502
Yeah, I just have to stop myself from going "come on bruv, just another 300$ in that fund" and have some fucking discipline

[Anonymous No.53706546]

>>53706392
lol
>>53706438
Dan was fun but we found out it was comfortable lying if you would stop bugging it.

[Anonymous No.53706550]

>>53706543
>fund
NGMI

[Anonymous No.53706552]

>>53706527
Picrel is what I can get for 1500 points

[Anonymous No.53706553]

>>53706400
>>53706364
Idk

[Anonymous No.53706560]

>>53706527
Short MCD for giving away too much goyslop?

[Anonymous No.53706565]

>>53706540
well its definitely not on /gif/ so help a brother out i'm trying to make women angry but not get my number blocked

[Anonymous No.53706566]

Schizo day

[Anonymous No.53706570]

>>53706552
>>53706527

mein gott... literal good boy points to redeem for tendies.

[Anonymous No.53706577]

DAN said SKYT would be $13 after earnings.
Please tell me someone saved that pic I’m genuinely spooked.

[Anonymous No.53706578]

>>53706515
but your own chart suggests a bullish trend

[Anonymous No.53706582]

>>53706552

[Anonymous No.53706588]

>>53706560
No because I stopped going when their prices got out of control. It’s almost $5 for a large fried that costs McDonald’s $.12

[Anonymous No.53706590]

>>53706566
You mean like the past 6 1/2 weeks wasn’t pure schizo rebalancing and short covering, now the adults are back in charge with inflation on the uptick again

[Anonymous No.53706592]

>>53706552
>Hash browns not available during lunch
Pure disgusting communism

[Anonymous No.53706601]

>>53706566
Bleed. Die. Liquidate and submit to DAN.

[Anonymous No.53706604]

>>53706394
Don't trade the CPI when it's an "important", highly anticipated one like this, the VIX went up massively beforehand which implies lots of hedging. Since the CPI beat, we could expect a pump (VIX down from unwinding event hedges) into a dump (looking at the actual data).

[Anonymous No.53706610]

>>53706350
>Japanese
>Bankers
>Japanese bankers

Also comes with a dividend and its cheap, aparently had good results last quarter

[Anonymous No.53706611]

>>53706413
Thanks for the 2X

I have calls dated for July ‘23 at $17.5

Should I hold? I feel compelled to hold.

[Anonymous No.53706614]

>>53706590
Please post the meme with bobo chainsawing another bobo and swannie having bull for dinner.

[Anonymous No.53706621]

Some really good deals. Going on a family RV trip next month so this will be clutch

[Anonymous No.53706629]

we told ya'll not to get involved with dat shit

[Anonymous No.53706632]

>5% on 06MY
bros, is it time to buy bonds?
5% on six months is good right?

[Anonymous No.53706636]

>>53706565
Would past you be proud of what ur doing now?

[Anonymous No.53706640]

>>53706614
Don’t have that one but here’s another

[Anonymous No.53706641]

>>53706565
He might be referring to /wsg/.

[Anonymous No.53706646]

Before was inverse Cramer, be ready for inverse Burry.

GEO will be $12 before week's end. Cap it.

[Anonymous No.53706655]

>>53706632
Do you get 5% in 6 months? Or anally?

[Anonymous No.53706664]

>>53706646
>GEO
Based. Fresh inmate reporting in.

[Anonymous No.53706669]

>>53706611
Checked, I played weeklies and I dumped my 2.5x... but July '23.... fucking hold that shit all day man. I think that stock hits 20 by then.

I'm gonna load up on shares once I get paid. It's truly a hidden gem, much respect to the anon who shilled it (I'm not the one you were replying to btw)

[Anonymous No.53706672]

>>53706621
Get on my level, child

[Anonymous No.53706677]

This is a much bigger deal, financially speaking, than /smg/ cares to admit

[Anonymous No.53706682]

>>53706577
Proofs, them! provide

[Anonymous No.53706687]

>>53706641
i dont see anything there either this is bullshit i want a refund

>>53706636
yea bro past me didn't have any chick's numbers i'm just tryin to tell em happy valentines day. Dont worry i can beat up their boyfriends if i have to

[Anonymous No.53706691]

>>53706323
>High inflation
>"Higher for longer"
>Better invest in TSLA and NVDA

[Anonymous No.53706693]

>>53706677
The real question is how many of the rats in your 10,000 rat army could this meal feed?

[Anonymous No.53706696]

NOW WE POOOOMP, all the way back up!

[Anonymous No.53706709]

>>53706395
Ah but one day, one day they will break out.

[Anonymous No.53706710]

I've been ~80% cash/t bills since November 2021, with the balance used to gamble/swing trade SQQQ/TQQQ.
This is getting annoying. I want to go back to DCAing into Vanguard etfs like VTI, but I know SPY will blow through the October 2022 lows again this year. Problem is I don't think it will happen till 1Q 2023 earnings come out.
I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER JUST LET ME GO LONG AGAIN AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.53706713]

>>53705941
>there are people who are 100% into stocks
>there are people who are 100% into domestic stocks
>there are people who are 100% into domestic large cap stocks
>there are people who are 100% into domestic large cap growth stocks
Its like no ones opened a history book

[Anonymous No.53706716]

>>53706677
>that tax position
C H E C K E D

[Anonymous No.53706719]

do you feel it? its coming soon

[Anonymous No.53706720]

The best part is that the average consumer is picking up my slack. They are paying exorbitant prices for McDonald’s while I reap the benefits. Like it’s been said before, it’s not enough that I win, you have to lose as well

[Anonymous No.53706724]

>>53706655
>anally
lmao, but yes its calculated /year

[Anonymous No.53706726]

>>53706578

if 400 holds. Lower highs since then -> bears have the ball

[Anonymous No.53706731]

MUMU CARCASS THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/oMGvuiZfS_o

[Anonymous No.53706732]

>chick I’ve been ghosting for 3 weeks because I’ve been talking to this other chick who is way hotter just sent me a “Happy Valentines Day” text

Man I wish I had the confidence and energy to juggle two women at once but I just don’t. Sad thing is she’s a really cute 7.5 but the other one is a 9.

[Anonymous No.53706733]

>>53706664
It dumped hard this morning after he admitted he sold a bunch... so calls were dirt cheap. Just grabbed 25 of em and it only needs to jump .60 and they're ITM. It'll pay nicely

[Anonymous No.53706738]

>>53706710
Are you me? I'm gonna buy ibonds if my SQQQ ever prints

[Anonymous No.53706741]

>>53706726
I just sold this painting for 3 million dollars.

[Anonymous No.53706746]

>>53706732
>she’s a really cute 7.5 but the other one is a 9.

Hard doubt. Youre probably American too

[Anonymous No.53706750]

>>53706719
Why isn't this chart linked more? It is terrifying. Overlaying mortgage rates on top of it will make it even more terrifying
Once the layoffs actually start this year it is going to be so fucking ugly

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53706761]

>>53706732
I'm dumping the 9 to stay with the 7.5, but the 7.5 is actually much better with the housework and has natural tits while the 9 has fake tits and doesn't cook or clean. Maybe someday you'll understand the difference between settling for less, and less is more.

[Anonymous No.53706762]

>>53706669
*whew!*

This thing is a fucking rocket ship. I might be ITM by EOM.

[Anonymous No.53706768]

>>53706741

I call it line theory: the more lines converge/concentrate in one area, the greater importance it has

[Anonymous No.53706773]

even the news in my euro country says bear market is over but i believe when i see. could very well be a scam pump

[Anonymous No.53706775]

I've been saying that CXW is better from the start. There is no reason for GEO to trade at a 2x premium to it when they're the same business model and have significantly more debt.

[Anonymous No.53706783]

>>53706527
i went to the drive through 4 months ago and ordered a large fries and it wss over $5 how did price go down so fast?

[Anonymous No.53706788]

>>53706746
Yes I’m an American. I live in Miami. The market here is flooded with hot women. I rarely see any girl below a solid 6.5, if I do it’s usually some fat tourist. You literally can’t suffer here.

[Anonymous No.53706787]

>>53706768
PhDs in male astrology call it "CONFLUENCE"

[Anonymous No.53706792]

>>53706775
Their debt is better holmes. Your CXW's high yield in a shrinking prison space is going to bite them.

[Anonymous No.53706796]

>>53706732
just remember that the average woman is juggling at least 5-10 different guys at any given moment on social media alone

[Anonymous No.53706797]

>>53706733
It's one of the few companies that will survive this. Just imagine the expansion on their business model when TSLA goes finally down. They will have to build huge gulags to host all those cattle. And every last one of them will be billed for their stay.

[Anonymous No.53706798]

>CPI is higher than expected
>better heckin go all in on TSLA!
why can't people just give it up already

[Anonymous No.53706802]

>>53706788
>you literally can't suffer here

Is that a challenge, anon?

[Anonymous No.53706805]

>he thought it was a good idea to keep his longs
>even though the optimistic inflation narrative is dead and equities are still high
>he doesn't understand that his sentiment is backward looking because due to the current SPX position relative to its 200 SMA

[Anonymous No.53706807]

>>53706732
enjoy your future divorce. they know they look good and aren't afraid of using the knowledge

[Anonymous No.53706813]

>>53706467
If 5y, we're either double bottom or flagging on a steep drop
1 week looks like an inverse cup and handle is forming.
>>53706677
Hard to disagree Mr. It's very clever for McD's. There are mom-and-pops across the world who would love to have this kind of exposure to clients.
>>53706696
lunch poomps are unreliable in my experience.
>>53706726
clear as a bell. can't believe I didn't see it earlier.
>>53706802
:D

[Anonymous No.53706821]

>>53706732
pics? i really doubt anons have appropriate taste here. my instincts to inverse /smg/ tell me your 7.5 is the actual 9 and your 9 is a fucking 4

[Anonymous No.53706828]

>>53706805
$SPX is above its 200 SMA tho

[Anonymous No.53706832]

>>53706750
people keep coping saying it won't happen because people locked in like 2% loans. but the reality is those loans are on like 500k+ houses and something like 60% of people live paycheck to paycheck and thats underestimating it

[Anonymous No.53706836]

>>53706821
would hatefuck the one on the right into oblivion

[Anonymous No.53706839]

>>53706807
7.5 will bail on you too. And, pro-tip, beauty is 100% in the eye of the beholder. Unless she is fabrique beauty and high maintenance, take the one you think is a 9. Especially if you get along better.

[Anonymous No.53706854]

>>53706797
Lol. These emotional dumps never last long. It'll claw back up there by EOW (I hope)

[Anonymous No.53706860]

>>53706828
that's what I'm saying, that's why Mumus are so bullish, because it's above the 200 SMA. The higher above the 200 SMA, the more bullish. Doesn't matter what's gonna happen next, they're totally blind to it because they have no model that allows them to actually predict anything.

[Anonymous No.53706862]

>>53706750
The housing market will be $2m piles of Boomer equity trading back and forth for centuries. Mortgage rates are irrelevant.

>>53706832
Paycheck-to-paycheck types are irrelevant. NPC fodder for WMT and MCD.

[Anonymous No.53706865]

>>53705874
It has gone down dum dum, it was just higher than the EXPECTED rate. Real rate was lower.

[Anonymous No.53706886]

>>53706792
I don't think so, but at least you're being respectful about it, so good luck, amigo.

[Anonymous No.53706887]

>>53706713
>it hasn't happened in my lifetime
>therefore it can't happen
This is how normies brains actually work

[Anonymous No.53706893]

[Anonymous No.53706895]

tomorrow we pump again btw

[Anonymous No.53706896]

>McDonald's in France don't have hashbrowns
>Breakfasts are 2x as expensive and are not enough to fill a 10 yr old
I sometimes hate this gay land so much its unreal.

[Anonymous No.53706904]

Excuse me, wtf are you bulls doing? Do you people have oniomania or something? Seek help.

[Anonymous No.53706903]

>>53706732
I juggled three at once at my most degen, I'm married with two kids with one of them now. Life goes fast, love my family though.

[Anonymous No.53706908]

>>53706896
What do you call a quarter pounder with cheese?

[Anonymous No.53706910]

>>53706854
I really don't care about the price. I just hope to get a say about what happens to the useless eaters they are housing. Will try to achieve 51%.

[Anonymous No.53706915]

>>53706821
Not posting my girls on 4chan that’s fucking stupid don’t care if you don’t believe me. When you guys finally make it come down to Miami and see for yourself.

>>53706839
The 7.5 is a more girl next door type, she’s sweet as pie and from the Midwest originally but the 9 is 100% my type in every physical aspect, her personality however is a little more brash and aggressive but I actually prefer a stronger and more assertive woman.

[Anonymous No.53706921]

Time to short tesler

[Anonymous No.53706923]

>>53706788
>The market here is flooded with hot women.
>Miami

I dont recall seeing a single woman worthy of being labeled a 9 when I was there for a week. But I am nordic, so my standard is obviously quite higher than a fucking floridan.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53706928]

>>53706887
I think one of these balloons is going to drop the nuke on the silicone valley and then we're not going to be able to do breast implants on these only fans girls and gender confirmed transmen? transwomen? guys who want their dicks cut off and fake tits, so our growth models will have to be adjusted for slower growth, and it'll lead to lots of pain and suffering.

[Anonymous No.53706932]

>>53706788
>>53706923
I did see a ton of cuban landwhales though. I might have seen one or two cute blondes in a publix tbf

[Anonymous No.53706934]

>>53706908
Un Royal Cheese

[Anonymous No.53706944]

>>53706910
Honestly, I know very little about the company. Aside from the fact CoreCivic is under their umbrella, right? It's a prison company? What is that you're posting?

[Anonymous No.53706946]

>>53706788
Anons don’t understand that if you’re in a city like NYC, Miami, or LA, it’s ridiculous how much hotter the women are and you can actually get matches on dating apps with girls you’re attracted to. My Rust Belt shithole is hell in comparison. Hot girls are more rare so any girl that is hot is fought over by too many guys, and that leaves the land whales for everyone else

[Anonymous No.53706956]

>>53706944
>It's a prison company?
Yes. They are billing their inmates.
It's the future of prisons.

[Anonymous No.53706962]

>>53706908
:^)

[Anonymous No.53706963]

>>53706915
then just block their faces and post their tits

[Anonymous No.53706968]

>>53706915
Always pay attention to how she treats people who can do nothing for her, and how she treats those who aren't in the room.
If she's cruel to people who make minor mistakes or spends time tearing them to pieces when they're not around, she's gonna do the same to you.
Unless you're a sociopath as well, that's gonna kill you, if she doesn't literally do so first.

Speaking of people who can't do anything for you, my portfolio is crabbing. I got no plans except to sit here till they absolutely shuffle and decide which of my positions they're gonna yank hardest.

>verification not required.

[Anonymous No.53706972]

>>53706956
>niggers paying rent in jail

How do I short this concept with 1000x leverage?

[Anonymous No.53706976]

>>53706923
Europe isn’t a fair comparison, every girl who’s skinny is automatically a 7/10 in burgerland

[Anonymous No.53706982]

SKYT +30%

[Anonymous No.53706986]

>>53706972
You don't have enough money to short something profitable as that.

[Anonymous No.53706988]

>>53706982
Christ, why did I dump my calls.

[Anonymous No.53706989]

>>53706972
More feasible than you think. Just look how steady the past couple months have been for cotton prices.

[Anonymous No.53706992]

>>53706923
>my standard is obviously quite higher than a fucking floridan
Americanos BTFO

[Anonymous No.53706993]

>>53706968
Based people evaluator

[Anonymous No.53707007]

>>53706526
Since I posted this rave review of the McDonald’s app MCD stock price has rocketed up

[Anonymous No.53707010]

>>53706988
It's going to $25 if you wanna buy more

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53707018]

>>53706946
>Anons don’t understand that if you’re in a city like NYC, Miami, or LA
We totally get it, you're a nigger and will fuck anything that walks.

[Anonymous No.53707024]

>>53706923
Why do anons complain about normies and then do normie shit they later complain about? You should’ve gone to Costa Rica or South America.

[Anonymous No.53707025]

>>53707007
https://www.sec.gov/whistleblower/submit-a-tip

[Anonymous No.53707029]

>>53706433
Fakin LEDGEND

[Anonymous No.53707033]

>>53707025
I’m a market maker now and am protected as such

[Anonymous No.53707037]

>>53706962
ayyy

[Anonymous No.53707038]

LAST /SMG/ EVER!
>>53705851
>>53705851
>>53705851

[Anonymous No.53707045]

>>53707024
>costa rice isnt normie shit
go to cambodia if you know wat i mean

[Anonymous No.53707051]

>>53707038
thank god. This valentine days derails are getting tedious. I'm missing the 10000 rats and 10 hawks autism now.

[Anonymous No.53707057]

>>53707038
Hey, wait a second...

[Anonymous No.53707061]

>>53707051
>he didn't go with the 7 buffaloes

bro............

[Anonymous No.53707065]

Can the next SMG theme be centered around the inflation of american women's looks ratings? 9/10 my ass. Not even nordic godesses approach that, let alone someone who would speak to a guy that has a user on 4chan

[Anonymous No.53707078]

>>53707010
>diamond handed when I shouldn't be
>paper handed when I shouldn't be

Life is truly suffering.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53707086]

>>53707061
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_buffalo_Buffalo_buffalo
wtf did I just read?

[Anonymous No.53707091]

>>53707078
Same bro.

This market crabbing is getting to me.

[Anonymous No.53707096]

Just imagine shorting the US prison system. It would be like shorting concentration camps in 1930.

[Anonymous No.53707109]

Sugar sultans, we're being caramelized....

[Anonymous No.53707116]

>>53707096
One of these happened, though

[Anonymous No.53707117]

Im european. Nordic bitches are ugly. The iberian, italic and greek women are better.

[Anonymous No.53707127]

>>53707096
I shorted GEO last Friday at $12 and covered at $10. I said that Burry likely sold and that the pump it had from CXW's earnings was not convincing.

[Anonymous No.53707133]

>>53707117
t. medpoor
nordic women are the pillar of human aesthetics

[Anonymous No.53707170]

>>53707133
Nordic women looks like Barbies with buttox and their skin gets orange with minimal sun exposure, they are neither ideal partners and hardly a good to fuck.

[Anonymous No.53707171]

>>53707133
Yes, indeed.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53707176]

fine ill bake

[Anonymous No.53707179]

Bobo still euphoric over -.5% or what?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.53707182]

>>53707133
>nordic women are the pillar of human aesthetics
yeah generations of vikings looting and pillaging and taking the hottest women back to the village to become baby makers has created a race of people with superior aesthetics. this is why the jews have forced them to take in lots of migrants from the north africa and middle east, so that they can return to the mean.

[Anonymous No.53707190]

>>53707170
>hardly a good to fuck.

iydkydk

[Anonymous No.53707196]

>>53707133
Checked.

Call me out of line, but natural black women are up there. Not Americanized or trashy ones.

[Anonymous No.53707199]

>>53707176
And earns every cent. Applause to you.

[߷ !SPIN6yJzoU No.53707208]

>>53707201
>>53707201
>>53707201
>>53707201
>>53707201

new

[Anonymous No.53707211]

SOXL NIGGAS. SOXL NIGGAS. I NEED YA’LL TO HODL. WE BUSSIN THIS SHIT THROUGH TILL IT GETS TO $150/ SHARE MY NIGGAS. I SAW IT IN MY DREAMS IT WENT UP TO $150/SHARE MY NIGGAS.

[Anonymous No.53707212]

>>53707196
They are. Much superior to the glorified medapes with hairy arms, snails for eyebrows and mustaches. I will say some spanish women are fine, but greeks and italians? yuck

[Anonymous No.53707214]

LAST /SMG/ EVER THEME SONG
https://youtu.be/U2wtIIT9hMU

[Anonymous No.53707230]

>>53707190
Cope. They sound like wounded animals when they grunt and moan.

[Anonymous No.53707255]

>>53707212
>Not liking hairy arms, snails for eyebrows and mustaches
Lol, you are such a faggot i cant believe you are real

[Anonymous No.53707272]

>it bounced at 410 again

[Anonymous No.53707321]

>>53707109
Is this fake? Sugar is green on IG as well as CMC

[Anonymous No.53707373]

>>53707321
It's just a contract rollover.

[Anonymous No.53707854]

>>53707045
Costa Rica isnt normie shit if you go to the far west or stay in the jungle canopy. Miami is possibly the most basic bitch place to go besides NYC and LA.

[Anonymous No.53708507]

>>53707133
Indeed. I couldn't believe how many tens I saw when I last visited Denmark and Sweden